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[jwlsmacray]

2 Books By My Daughter, 3 Coming Out In September, Really Good Better Than Mine. :)

[neptunecookies]

Me: tries to take a cute selfie

My cat: immediately photobombs with a derpy face and glowing demon eyes

Note to self: Never compete with a cat for attention or a decent selfie. They always come out as the true champions of chaos and feline mischief. 😼📸

[awwchive]

"The goodest boy :)" https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/iayjfy/the_goodest_boy/?utm_source=ifttt

[daily-best-jokes]

A family is at the dinner table when the son asks the father, “hey Dad, how many types of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry,” The dad said chuckling to himself.

This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks with a smirk.

“Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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[beautifulinternet]

Lava that looks like bodies getting dragged to the underworld Credit: @ChampionOfChaos. See more here

[anjia9527]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s last public appearance was to officiate a wedding

Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s last public appearance was to officiate a wedding

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[fanfictionlive]

Anyone know the fan fiction where Tony stark tears into Steve Rogers for his sympathy for Wanda when Maria hill gives her report in AOU

submitted by /u/ChampionOfChaos [link] [comments] from FanFiction: Where Magical Ponies battle Imperial Titans https://ift.tt/2yJsztt

[barralrider]

Free money on your birthday is like passing Go and collecting $200 in monopoly

Free money on your birthday is like passing Go and collecting $200 in monopoly (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by ChampionOfChaos to /r/Showerthoughts 8 comments original

[jwlsmacray]

Champion of War

Champion of War by F. F. MooneyMy rating: 5 of 5 starsAmazing! The author writes with great characters and descriptions. Lots of drama and chaos! Love all of the characters but mostly Xiya and Sav. Gods are amazing story lines. Keeps me reading to find out the truths. Magick is fascinating. I love Sav’s nickname ‘little flower’. All the creatures they fight is exciting and terrifying. I like the…

[windowm4k1a6]

If you drink the liquid from a Magic 8 ball

If you drink the liquid from a Magic 8 ball

You can see the future. My brother did and immediately looked at me, said he was going to die, and then he died

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[winrepl0l1l0]

If you drink the liquid from a Magic 8 ball

If you drink the liquid from a Magic 8 ball

You can see the future. My brother did and immediately looked at me, said he was going to die, and then he died

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[awwchive]

"Exploring the big city!" https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ijdwy1/exploring_the_big_city/?utm_source=ifttt

[daily-best-jokes]

The Secret Sevice is not allowed to tell the president to “get down”

If there is a crisis they have to say “Donald, Duck!”

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[beautifulinternet]

What’s happening in Belarus is incredible! Credit: @ChampionOfChaos. See more here

[fanfictionlive]

[Searching] fanfiction takes place in the Percy Jackson world and it’s a crossover with Naruto I think and Naruto is paired with Hecate?

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[husbee007]

I'm not afraid of you Ork scum! #WH40k #chaos #CSM #chaosspacemarines #cultist #championofchaos #shortfight