#chaldrange

[aurivore]

@chaldrange​ replied: 

...... T-The... lion king? You want me to bring you like..... the lion king as in the person?? The cat??

     — “Did I stutter?”

[liedream]

@slyhuli​ said:  shoves it down his throat, cup and all

@chaldrange​ said:  that's right shove it down his throat

     “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!” He’s gagging and coughing, poor sod just got himself into quite the situation by the blue saliva leaving his mouth mixed with the refreshing beverage. He does not like it based off how he was choking even. “ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER ME? IT BURNS!”

[moonlightmagus]

@chaldrange​​  NO NO HIGH FIVES THIS IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS

Does this look like the face of someone who understand? His Majesty has beautiful eyes, I am obsessed. 

[castelleve]

@chaldrange​: the only thing i get in the summer is tan

“That’s better than heatstroke, right?”

[shanaoh]

@chaldrange​ replied:

damn does she know i'm free at 6 pm

      “Is that for enemy bedheadment or dinner, master?”

      “Or perhaps both, master?!”

[demishield]

@chaldrange​     mash we're gonna find you a boyfriend

a boyfriend? like, a friend that’s a boy? i have a few of those.

[theuniversalwoman]

🐤 why aren't i getting money

Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.

[unwcvering]

@chaldrange​​ said:

caster. what's your type of guy? aside from the obvious of course! like a second type.

       His type? It is a bit of an invasive question to ask someone. He doesn’t know how to answer it, really. There are personality traits he likes as well as physical attributes, but he doesn’t know if he wants to share that much with Ritsuka. Brows furrow together and gaze narrows, slowly beginning to wonder exactly why it is that she even asks. “What are you playing at? You wouldn’t happen to be attempting to play matchmaker, would you? Honestly, Ritsuka, you ought to mind your business.” He doesn’t say anything for a moment before he reaches out to flick her in the middle of the forehead, sighing in momentary defeat. “I happen to find red hair to be striking if you must know.” 

[aurivore]

Hey, Gil. Do you like turkey?

      “You mean the sacrificial animal of your boorish feast? I have witnessed and flayed beasts far beyond your imagination, but only those deemed worthy receive the privilege of finding its place upon my tongue. Such an honor is one all livestock dream of. Your loutish fowl shall remain dreaming.”

[originlist]

chaldrange

ILLNESS!!

“My condolences, please get well soon.” But be careful about shouting ‘illness’ too loud, before one of the insane doctors is summoned.”

[moonlightmagus]

@chaldrange​​ @flodeuyns​​ 

“Denied!” 

[castelleve]

@chaldrange​

He presents to Ritsuka some lucky dice. 

“...Embers?”

[furthestends]

@chaldrange​    STOP THAT DISEASE IS EVEN WORSE

what do YOU MEAN WORSE?

[kruelhai]

@chaldrange​   »   no problems

what’s this about a secret?

[theuniversalwoman]

@chaldrange​ replied here with:  THAT'S A LOT

“Is it? Is it really? You’re certain it’s a lot? Really?”

[unwcvering]

@chaldrange​ ❤︎’d for a lyric starter !!

       “Everything sucks... Just kidding.”

               “Everything is great.”