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MINORS DNI 18+

the way FRED WEASLEY glances over his shoulder a second before he can lean down for a kiss, pinning you up against that wall and helping you pick your knee up to tuck him between your legs. the way his arms wrap around you to press you flush against him, and there’s an ache in your neck from looking up at him, so he curls his body around you as he stoops—anything to get you as close as possible. he was acting coolheaded before, but now that he’s got you alone it’s like a dam breaks. he’s desperate, and he’s letting it all out. snogging if you’ve ever seen it. noses are battling it out as he tilts his head, probing your mouth with his tongue and making your pretty little head cloudy and confused as to why you like it so deep. your arms wrap around his neck as he lifts you to the tips of your toes, held up by him in his haste to rub your body on him. he wants to feel you, he wants friction, he wants his buddy in his trousers to cop a feel under your skirt if only he could get the right angle. it’s downright obscene the way you two eat each other’s faces, and the sounds you make because of his actions. barely pull away for a breath when he’s asking, “wanna take this upstairs?” bcos he needs something more. he needs to have his tongue down your throat while he’s ramming into you. no more teasing him by swaying your little hips, no more flashing him in private, no more telling him you can’t get his horse cock out of your head—it’s time.
#1k#ch: fred#fred weasley thought#fred weasley smut#fred weasley x reader#fred weasley x fem reader#fred weasley x you#fred weasley x y/n#fred weasley imagine#fred weasley fic#fred weasley fanfiction#reader insert
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TURNING 10 TODAY: “Snowmageddon!”, which first aired on December 24th, 2013.
“Oh, and Kowalski, a woodchuck would chuck about three logs worth, given a standard diameter of fourteen inches and the typical hardness of an oak. You know, if they could chuck wood.”
#the penguins of madagascar#tpom#penguins of madagascar#pom#nickelodeon#nicktoons#grvyd8.gifs#turning 10 today#series: tpom#season: tpom 03#ep: 3x28 snowmageddon!#ch: skipper#ch: kowalski#ch: rico#ch: private#ch: marlene#ch: fred#ch: officer x#very iconic of this to be fred's last appearance. what a mind blower
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spamtenna real, metattenna real, and yet i havent seen anyone bring up spamton straight up using mettaton's body in ch 2 like hello
#fred says a thing#it smells crazy in here#deltarune ch 3 is about inventing new ways of having threesomes#utdr#im not tagging this its foul
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Tinker Bell and The Ring of Belief - Color Script by Fred Cline
- ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ -
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I DESPISE qsmp Fred fanon design, make that worker short and chubby NOW. The moment qtubbo has a love interest you make them super tall and muscular like whyy you're all sooo boring
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I think it should be Friday the 13th on Scooby Doo, but either way.
Enjoy.
#scooby doo#shaggy#fred#daphne#velma#camp crystal lake#mystery machine#jason voorhees#ch ch ch ha ha ha#jinkies#zoinks#let's split up gang#i can't see without my glasses#ruh roh#raggy#scooby snacks
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@rcvcrics - Astoria & Fred
Pit trap
Toria stopped on her tracks once she noticed the pit in front of her and tilted her head having an idea. She turned to face Fred. "Hey, would you like to enter that pit?".
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I may have remembered that clone high existed and yeah...
This is Rodge and Chente, best friends (They don't even know how but it is what it is)
#clone high oc#Clone high Vincente Fernandez#Clone high Fred Rodgers#my artwork#clone high#clone high fanart#ch oc
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#ch: beatrix potter#fic: bad moon rising#george weasley x oc#ch: zaria threlfall#fic: mad for you#fred weasley x oc#ch: briar evans#fic: fates of two#regulus black x oc#ch: camilla larsson#fic: seeking your heart#sirius black x oc#harry potter oc#marauders era oc
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hello beloved followers have i told unto you the good news of my oc winifred von ormir carrying orphaned wyverns in a baby sling while she works on prosthetic wings
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MINORS DNI 18+

FRED WEASLEY couldn’t believe his stroke of good luck. The entire dorm to himself and all he had to do was make good use of it. Before, he might’ve used the empty space to test out more dangerous Weasley products. Now that he’s been hooking up with you, however, he sees this as an opportunity no less than golden. Retrieving you was easy, he knows all your usual places. All he had to do was appeal to your sense of adventure, whisking you away mysteriously, goading you to follow him up the stairs. Now you’re underneath him, legs sprung up on either side of him in suspense. They bob with his movements, sheathing into a hole elevated by his pillow under your tailbone. It’s the kind of angle that makes you wanna shriek but his hand over your mouth keeps you quiet and his sock on the door handle keeps roommates out. His long body hovers over you, and you can watch as his proportionate cock rams into you. Your pretty eyes flutter back at the sight, your neck falling limp as you take it. “You wanted this just as much as I did, yeah? Can feel it grabbin’ onto me.” he says in a near whisper, husky from effort. You hum in response, and it brings a chuckle to him, pecking the back of his hand to symbolically give you a kiss through it.
#1k#ch: fred#fred weasley thought#fred weasley smut#fred weasley x reader#fred weasley x fem reader#fred weasley x you#fred weasley x y/n#fred weasley imagine#fred weasley fic#fred weasley fanfiction#reader insert
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O H MY GOSHHHHHH 😭 Little Daisy is usually the cutest and dad!Fred truly melts my heart 😭 I can't wait to read more of this little family!!!
my girl (f.w.)
prompt: you always knew fred would be a great dad and every day he exceeds your expectations
pairing: dad! fred x mom! reader
warnings: pregnancy, hospitals, children (yes, children is a warning), mild language, suggestion and brief mention of sex, thunderstorm, fear of thunder/rain.
word count: 6.2k
author’s note: THIS BITCH SO LONG IM SO SORRY this is the last installment of the 60s writing challenge!! thank you to everyone who has tuned in!!
taglist: @rosaliepostsstuff @harrysweasleys @gcdricreads @lumos-barnes @whizboingies @lumosandnoxwriting @pxroxide-prinxcesss @c-t-h @lol-idk-oops @another-lonely-heart-blog @kaseyrose96-blog @hufflepuff5972 @valwritesx @parseltongueswriting @shilohpug @peachypotter @spacexcowgirl @paintballkid711 @vogueweasley @amourtentiaa @sweeterthansammy @gryffindcrghost @wand3ringr0s3
It was laughable; the way Fred stared at your large pregnant belly with eyes full of anticipation, hands placed on either sides of it, waiting for your child to kick at his hands. You giggled as he gently whispered to your protruding stomach, “Come on, little one. It’s your daddy. Give us a little kick, yeah?” Your stomach remained still as he lightly groaned, only making you laugh. “This child already likes keeping me on my wit’s end,” he grumbled before kissing your belly. “I’m just teasing,” he whispered again to the bump. “I love you so much.”
You brush your fingers through Fred’s hair, him sighing as you do. Fred had been so darling over the past nine months of your pregnancy. He found more staff for the joke shoppe to take over the early morning shifts and the night shifts so he could spend those hours taking care of you, helping around the house, and preparing for the baby’s arrival. You were always Fred’s number one priority, but that was set in stone after you became pregnant. He would literally drop anything if you even murmured that you needed something. Fred would wake up first and get your prenatal vitamins ready for you to drink with a large glass of water, he’d make breakfast, clean the kitchen, and only then would he wake you up. You had to admit, you could get used to living like this. But alas, you were past your due date and the baby was expected any day now.
“She loves you too, Freddie,” you tell him as you prop yourself up on your elbows, getting a better look at your husband who still rubs his hands over your stomach, searching for your unborn baby’s feet.
Fred looks up at you with questioning eyes. “She?” Fred could honestly care less about the sex of his child, as long as the baby was healthy. That’s all he could truly ask for. But secretly, deep down, Fred wanted a little girl, a princess. Someone who could be his princess since he had already found his queen.
You smiled with a shrug, “I have a feeling. I know it’s supposed to be a surprise, but when you know you know, don’t you?”
With that, against the skin of your stomach, pressed against Fred’s hand is two large kicks. Fred’s eyes widen as he sits up, feeling his child kick against his hands as the two of you laugh. Fred smiles wide and says, “Is that a sign?” he stares up at you with excited eyes as you cover your mouth laughing with glee. “Is that right, baby? A little girl?” he whispers to your belly, earning another two strong kicks as the two of you laugh out with delight. “A little princess and a strong one at that!” he cheers. “We’ve got a little football player on our hands, don’t we? Well, too bad, because your daddy is going to teach you all about quidditch.”
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I'm Not Angry (Anymore)
George Weasley x Slytherin!Fem!Reader
I'm not bitter anymore - I'm syrupy sweet.
I'll rot your teeth down to their core... if I'm really happy.
It depends on the day, if I wake up in a giddy haze.
Well I'm not angry... I'm not (totally) angry...
I'm not all that angry anymore.
Part Two: Epoximise
Summary:
You and George Weasley are definitely not friends.
Especially not after he handcuffed himself to you to prove some weird point, as part of another one of his obnoxious pranks - it only made you remember why you weren't friends with him. Now you're stuck like this for the foreseeable future - tied to him because of a stupid stunt.
And it's not your fault when your annoyance and hatred are slowly chipped away as the night slowly feels more like a date. He shouldn't be doing this to you. He shouldn't be acting this nice, cooking this well, smelling so nice, looking so handsome -
The two of you definitely aren't friends. (But you're terrified that you might be something else after this.)
George Weasley x Slytherin!Fem!Reader. Enemies to Lovers. Smut with Heavy Plot. Set Post War.
Word Count: 37,100
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Full list of warnings and author's notes below the cut.
Warnings: this one has a lot of the same warnings as the first part, because it carries over a lot of the same themes and just deepens them; also if you haven’t read the first part, please do because this is a oneshot that has been split in half and this will not make sense if you don’t read the other part first; the reader character goes by she/her pronouns and has a vagina (though as with most of my fics, most of the pronouns used throughout are you/yours); this fic does use Y/N and L/N (as in Last Name); there are no descriptions of the reader’s race, weight, hair colour, eye colour, or general looks other than a few statements about George being taller than the reader (and even then, it does not say how much taller he is than her and it does not state that she is ‘tiny’ or petite) - this is based off the idea that Oliver Phelps is 6 foot 2 and most people would be shorter than that by comparison; there is descriptions of the reader wearing very hyper feminine clothing, including skirts, dresses, and high heels (and it is stated that she wears high heels on a regular basis), and it's stated that she regularly wears makeup, it’s also mentioned that she is slightly self conscious without makeup - not because she thinks she’s ugly without it, but because she is so used to wearing it and feels ‘naked’ without it (also plays into the theme of appearance vs natural real self); the reader is a Slytherin, and this fic explores the ‘evil Slytherin’ trope; the reader is the same age as George, so in this fic, they would be 23/24; the reader is a Pureblood and comes from a family that upholds typical Pureblood values - while she used to believe in those things (or was taught to) she broke away from her family and is not a Pureblood supremacist; the reader has a father and other unnamed family members who are Death Eaters; this is a ‘Fred Lives AU’ (I can’t put George through all that); this might be slightly OOC Fred - but I do think this is genuinely how Fred would react if one of his siblings had a crush on a Slytherin (the Weasleys can be petty); general themes of trauma and PTSD (because both the reader and George fought in and experienced a war); the reader has trauma because she comes from an emotionally abusive and neglectful household (though there are no mentions of her ever being physically abused at home); alcohol and drinking - in this part, George and the reader have a few casual drinks with dinner, but neither of them are inebriated or drunk and neither of them lack the ability to consent to sex; again, passing mentions of vomit and blood due to the fact that Fred and George sell gross products, but it does not happen in the fic; again, this has the basis of them being ‘accidentally’ chained together with a pair of handcuffs due to a prank gone wrong, so this could be considered forcible confinement; George calls the reader ‘love’; mention(s) of the reader being raised by House Elves; mentions of the reader having poor eating habits (not a full blown eating disorder, but just poor habits in general); mentions of the reader having sex with random unnamed Slytherin characters (sometimes while under the influence of alcohol - though it does not state that she was ever too drunk to consent); (technically) non-consensual staring at someone’s naked body (mostly from George toward the reader, but technically from both of them) (but it’s murky dubcon and they’re both attracted to each other and trying to navigate this radical shift in their relationship); a flashback to The Battle of Hogwarts which includes - mentions of death, danger, the reader is hit with the Cruciatus Curse, the reader’s life is threatened; a separate flashback has slight themes of sexual assault - the reader is a not a date with an unpleasant random guy and he verbally harrasses her and tries to grope her, but she defends herself.
This part does have smut, so the specific warnings for the smut are: George calls the reader ‘pretty girl’, ‘love’, ‘sweetheart’, ‘good girl’, ‘nasty little bitch’, and ‘missy’ (in a condescending way); there is some dom/sub undertones - George is more dominant and the reader is more submissive, though at first the reader is more of a brat before she submits to George; strength kink - the reader likes George’s muscles and strength; marking kink - George leaves love bites on the reader; teasing - from George toward the reader; tit sucking/tit play (reader receiving); fingering (reader receiving); ‘Sir’ kink - George likes being called Sir (doesn’t play into the fic too heavily, but it’s there); some size kink - George has a giant dick and the reader is definitely turned on by it; finger sucking; unprotected penis in vagina sex (or, as I have said with other Harry Potter fics, you can pretend it’s protected - you can pretend that the characters took some kind of contraceptive potion or used a spell that’s not mentioned here, but no condom is mentioned or used in the fic); praise kink - the reader likes it when George praises her; mentions of anal sex - it is used as a ‘threat’ toward the reader but it does not happen in the fic (and the reader likes the idea, so it’s not much of a threat); overstimulation - towards the reader (not to a severe degree); creampie kink - they are both turned on by the idea of him cumming inside of her, but it’s not breeding kink because there is no specific mentions of breeding or pregnancy; oral sex - reader recieving; lots of dirty talk; and I think that’s it for the smut.
A/N: I am so glad that this is finally done omg. I do apologize that this took so long, but this was a lot to edit, and my illness has been flaring up a lot lately, so I am just proud of myself for getting it done. I really hope that his was worth the wait for you guys. Also, one of these scenes is a flashback to the Yule Ball, and I could not resist putting a reference to the reader's dress - aka the dress I had in mind for her when I was writing this. I have put a link to the Pinterest post where it's relevant, so you can click on it and take a look while reading and then come back, and I have put a picture of the dress at the very end of this fic if you would rather scroll to the end, take a look, and then read the fic. The model wearing the dress is thin, but in my mind that does not mean that the character depicted in this fic is thin or that a fat person wouldn't look good wearing that dress. It's just the photo reference that was available. Anyway - I really hope that you enjoy reading this fic!!
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Two or three days.
Two or three days.
The longer you sat with the information, the more of a headache you developed because of it.
You had collapsed into a large, plush armchair in the small sitting room of the flat, trying to ignore the horrifying situation that you found yourself in.
Two or three days.
With your neck leaned against the back of the chair, you closed your eyes, trying not to let the stress cause you a terrible headache - which seemed inevitable with the situation that you were in. Especially with the cool metal still gnawing at your wrist, ever-presently reminding you that you had an entire man directly attached to you that you could not run away from.
Anxiety, stress, and dread all battled inside of you, turning into a deadly kind of numbness that forced you to appear calm.
George knelt down in front of the chair, forced to maintain that closeness between the two of you - quite literally unable to give you some space in order to calm down, even though he knew that was what you needed. When he put his free hand on your knee, seemingly to comfort you, you didn’t even have the energy to get angry about it. The usual defensive disgust about him being in your personal space was nowhere to be found.
And you would deny that it was because some small part of you liked the warmth of the touch - his hands so impossibly hot, even though the lace of your tights.
You simply didn’t have the energy to yell at him. It was almost as though your mind and body was shutting down, preparing to conserve energy for the next exhausting hours that you would have to spend tied to him.
“Come on, love, it won’t be that bad.” He said, his voice soft and soothing as though he was trying to calm a wild animal, trying to mitigate the situation. “I promise I’ll make it up to you. I can bring you over to my place and cook you a nice dinner. You want a nice steak, don’t you? Yes, that sounds nice. Trust me, you’ll feel better after you’ve eaten.”
You let out a harsh breath, and finally opened your eyes to give him another deadly glare.
“I want your head on a platter.” You told him, your voice eerily steady and calm.
“Well, I’m afraid that wouldn’t be terribly tasty.” He replied, a small grin breaking back onto his lips.
Of course he was still making jokes. It was something that made you want to swing a knee up into his chin just to prove a point. But you had agreed not to get violent.
“But I do have some choice cuts sitting in my refrigerator, and I’ll do ‘em up real nice for you. So you could waste the whole evening glaring at me, or we could try to make the best of it.”
Strangely, you knew that he was right. Which, for a moment, only made you more angry with him. But you also knew that he would have to spend the rest of the time ‘making it up’ to you (and likely a lot more time after the cuffs came off) - so you might be able to get a neck rub out of it if you played your cards right. His sense of nobility could turn him into an indentured servant to you. For a little while, at least.
“I want wine.” You told him. “And I want you to be quiet so I can have some peace.”
“All I have at my place is bourbon. But it’s top shelf,” He replied, giving you a hopeful smile.
“I have wine in the fridge.” You told him, standing up from the chair.
When he stood up too, it instantly put the two of you close together, your bodies brushing chest to chest. There was a single, terrible moment where he looked down at you, his eyes reeking of fondness as he craned his neck to make eye contact.
It caused a shiver down your spine. You swore his stupid smirk grew wider when he noticed it.
You hated it.
“And I - I have to get my things.” You stuttered out, desperate to change the subject as you broke out of the awkwardly close position and began dragging him toward the kitchen.
You walked over to the refrigerator and grabbed the large bottle of wine that you had there.
George resisted making a comment about how the bottle of wine was all you had in there.
You didn’t consider being embarrassed about how pathetically bare your refrigerator was - not knowing that was a drastic shift from how the kitchen had looked when Fred and George had been living in the small flat. You had never been taught how to cook because you had spent most of your life being served by your family’s House Elves, unintentionally rendered helpless by having them do everything for you. Now that you lived alone, you bought prepared foods or sometimes, on a particularly bad day, you drank your dinner in wine or tea before falling asleep, not caring to truly take care of yourself.
“It’s not like I can just pop back over here after your apology dinner is finished.” You added on harshly, thinking about how you would have to bring enough things to stay at his place overnight and pray that the cursebreaker would arrive early. “Which, by the way, we’re not Apparating like this. So your Floo better be open.”
Your mind flickered to the terrible consequences that could occur if you and George potentially got mixed up. You had no clue what kind of magic was causing the handcuffs to be so strongly held together, and you didn’t want to find out if it would cause the two of you to mend into some horrible amalgamation if you tried to Apparate while cuffed like this. It was a horrifying thought. One much more horrifying than spending the night alone with George.
“Okay, fine.” George nodded, trying his best to be agreeable toward you because he had been the one to get you into this mess. “And the Floo is open, it’s all fine.”
You shoved the bottle of wine into his arms and guided him along into your bedroom - again, feeling a slight twinge of embarrassment at the mess that you had left behind that morning. You had absolutely no idea that someone, especially not George Weasley, would be seeing it later in the day. You waited for him to say something mocking about it, and strangely - it didn’t come.
You kicked some dirty laundry under the bed and grabbed a bag, starting to gather everything you would need for an overnight stay. Inside, you were dreading the idea that you would have to sleep beside George. You tried not to think about that too much for now.
He looked on silently while you moved, finding intense personal interest in the way you kept your belongings. He thought for certain that someone like you would have been an intense neat freak, not so messy and disorganized. But part of him thought that it was oddly adorable. He found it comforting that - as uptight as you were - at least one part of your life was messy. There was one area of your life where you allowed yourself to let go and be human.
You grabbed some pajamas and some clothes for the next day, shoving them into your bag without much thought. And then you opened your top drawer to get some underwear, and you noticed George’s eyes instantly glued to the mess of unfolded lace and sheer fabrics. He began staring with intense, wide-eyed enrapturement, clearly unashamed that he being so blatantly nosy about your collection of intimates.
It made you suddenly self conscious about which ones you were going to choose to put into your bag. With his eyes carefully on you, whatever you picked up, he would then obviously know that you would be wearing them the next day. And with the look on his face, with his likely perverted mind, he would be picturing you in them. Even if he didn’t necessarily find you attractive.
“Stop looking at my underwear!” You scolded him sharply.
Feeling intensely caught, his head snapped upward, craning his neck toward the ceiling to avoid further accusation.
“Sorry.” He mumbled quietly. “Can’t help it.”
You didn’t bother to argue, and only let out a sigh in reply to his pathetic defense.
You continued to rifle through the drawer, now incredibly self conscious of your choice. Aside from the few pairs that you wore during your period (which were in the hamper from the week previous) you didn’t have many pairs that were modest or unsexy. You liked wearing pretty, lacy, sexy things for yourself. Wearing them made you feel good.
So you grabbed a few different ones off the top and vowed to decide later, continuing to hate the predicament that you were in.
Then you dragged George to the bathroom, and you grabbed your toothbrush and toothpaste and started shoving your messy, scattered make-up products into your make-up bag to bring those along (again, something that you wore for yourself). You were desperately trying not to forget anything important, because you didn’t want to drag George all the way back here if you did forget something.
Meanwhile, George took on a particular fascination with the fancy glass bottle that you had sitting on the edge of the sink. Clearly, it was the perfume that you wore regularly (as it was only half full, mostly used up at this point), the one that drove him mad every single time he smelled it on you.
He made a mental note of which one it was so that he could buy one later (definitely not for the purposes of spraying it on his pillow to drive forth the pathetic delusion that you slept in his bed on a regular basis). And then he used his cuffed hand to reach out and grab the bottle, lifting it to his nose for a sniff.
You were occupied, rooting around in the medicine cabinet behind the mirror to see if there would be anything else that you would need, temporarily too distracted to notice what he was doing. When you heard him inhaling deeply beside you, you glanced over and found him with your perfume bottle practically shoved up his nose, and you found that strange twinge rattling through your stomach once again.
It made you annoyed and defensive.
“Give me that.” You whined, not waiting for him to follow the instruction before you reached up and snatched it from him.
“It’s nice.” He complimented, giving you a smile. “Do I sense a hint of rose?”
‘You can sense a hint of my foot up your arse.’
“Let’s just go.” You sighed.
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You never liked traveling by Floo.
It was a harsh, hot pull that left you filthy and covered in ash, and it usually ruined whatever nice clothes you had picked out for the day. You avoided using the Floo whenever you could. The minute you turned seventeen and got your Apparition license, you stopped Flooing unless it was absolutely necessary - and it being entirely necessary in this case just ruined your day a little bit further.
Still being chained to another person when you came out on the other side only highlighted your sour mood - sputtering and coughing as the thick smoke and ash bloomed up around you, drifting up into your nose and causing a terrible irritating reaction that only reminded you why you hated this method of travel so much.
“You’re supposed to close your mouth, you know.” George commented quietly beside you, clearly unable to resist the urge to make another joke as you struggled to regain your breath.
“Wh-what did I - I say about you b-being quiet?” You reminded him between gasps, shooting him another glare.
He rolled his eyes and escorted you from the tall mouth of the fireplace further into his home, taking your bag out of your hands and tossing it into a nearby chair as he began shedding his jacket (that he had wrestled back on with one arm earlier).
It was then that a truly bizarre realization hit you - you had never been inside Fred and George’s house before.
You knew that they used to share the small, cramped flat above the shop as their living space before they moved out and upgraded. Something that had happened just a few short weeks before you had moved into the flat, which was why it had been fully furnished and still had some of their homewares and nicknacks in it. But it never really occurred to you to think about where they had moved to.
Truthfully, up until now, you never thought much about their lives outside of the shop. You knew that most of their lives were the shop. They spend pretty much every waking moment at the shop. Aside from their weekly Sunday dinners with their family, and before Fred had started dating Angelina a few months prior, they had devoted most of their lives to being at the shop.
They spent all their time making products for the shop, doing business deals for the shop, cleaning and restocking, working, dealing with customers. Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes was everything to them, and it never occurred to you to think about what they might have outside of that.
And you realized in those moments that if you had been forced to picture a place where George Weasley lived, this most certainly would not have been it.
This place was shockingly… nice. It was beautiful, warm, and well decorated. It didn’t remind you of the twins’ gaudy taste in clothing or the packaging they chose for their products at all.
The fireplace put the two of you out into what appeared to be the main sitting room. The walls were paneled in warm wood tones, some kind of natural dark oak that immediately made the place feel intensely warm and cozy. There was a large patterned rug in the middle of the room, upon which sat a nice dark stained wooden coffee table. It was lined by a very large, comfortable looking couch and two oversized, plush armchairs, with a few smaller side tables between them.
You were intensely impressed to see books on a shelf that was inlaid into the wall - not just a few, but a very intense, sprawling collection. And a record player in the corner, sitting on a small stand that held a select collection of vinyls in their sleeves. This was sitting beside a bronzed cart that held some of that ‘top shelf’ liquor that George had been talking about.
They must have entertained here - during the few evenings a year when they weren’t in their office at the shop, hunched over some new invention, trying to get it right. It looked like a lovely, cozy place to hang out. (Not that you would ever be invited back here after you were detached from George’s arm.)
“Oh, dammit.” George’s frustrated grunting from beside you pulled you out of your thoughts, and you turned to him to see him still struggling with his coat.
It was as though he had just realized that he wouldn’t be able to get it off cleanly because - again, the two of you were attached at the wrist. It was almost like he had created a glaring problem when he had chained you two together for a quick laugh. He was running so fast that foresight would never catch up with him.
“Problem?” You asked, giving him a sarcastic smirk.
“Come on.”
He said stiffly, quickly dragging you into another room, forcing you to practically trip over yourself in order to follow him (not even giving you time to shed your heels - your feet hurting after the agonizingly long day that you’d had). You ended up down a short hallway in what appeared to be the kitchen. It was another small, cozy room with floral wallpaper and slightly outdated pastel coloured appliances. But you didn’t have time to admire the decor here before he was moving frantically.
He immediately brought you over to the counter against the wall and tore open one of the drawers, took out a large pair of scissors and slammed them onto the counter.
“Cut it off me.” George demanded. “As much as I love this damn coat, I can’t be draggin’ the thing around all night.”
“You’re serious?” You gaped at him.
You were shocked that he trusted you enough to hand you a pair of scissors and ask you to start cutting. Especially after all the threats you had made earlier. Not that you would actually hurt him - but you were surprised that the underlying trust was there from him.
It was a very nice looking, expensive coat, but you had done some damage to it earlier with your reckless spell casting, trying to get the two of you out of the handcuffs. So perhaps it was a lost cause.
“Yeah.” He said. “This whole thing is my stupid fault, so I guess I have to pay for it, right?”
That made the whole thing even more strange. He seemed far more upset about the fate of his coat than the potential of you hurting him with the scissors - that part didn’t even seem to be in his mind. And something inside of you told you that it was important to rise to the silent trust he put in you. The same kind of trust he put in you when he left you alone to take care of the shop, even for short periods of time, or when he trusted you to make beautiful displays of products that you claimed not to care about.
Somewhere in the back of your mind, you realized that he was the first person in your life that had ever trusted you like this. Your father always assumed that you would ruin the family name somehow, always telling you that you were never good enough in his eyes. And he turned out to be right, just not for the reasons he had first assumed. All of your classmates only viewed you as a terrible, evil, Pureblood Slytherin, and even when you ended up on the right side of The War, people like Fred still saw you as someone with cruel intentions.
George was the only person who never seemed afraid of you without you having to beg for him to believe you. Without you even having to ask.
You picked up the scissors and pulled your joined arms closer as gently as you could, slipping the open mouth of the blades into his sleeve. You were curious as to why he seemed so upset about this particular jacket being maimed when you had seen him in so many other ones that were equally as nice, or even nicer.
“I’m sure you’ll be able to have it mended.” You said, an attempt to be comforting that felt strangely foreign to you, making that hesitant first cut - a slicing of fabric that left a wounded look on his face while he watched. “Besides, you have others, don’t you? It’s not like you’ll be running around naked.”
You knew that he was truly hurt when he didn’t take the opportunity to make a joke about you picturing him naked.
“This jacket was one of the first things I bought with my money from the shop.” He explained, his voice quiet. He used his free hand to pull the sleeve back up to his shoulder, unrumpling the fabric so that it would be easier for you to cut him out of it.
Oh - there was a sentimental attachment.
“I was walking by Madam Mulkins with a big box of supplies in my arms and it caught my eye - she had it displayed on a mannequin in the window. And originally, I thought it would be a waste of money. I thought I didn’t need something so dressy. But Fred went on this whole rant about how we needed to start ‘dressing smarter’ so that people would take us seriously and wouldn’t just view us as a couple of kids.”
You finally wrestled through the thick collar with the scissors, freeing his arm from the very nice jacket, truly destroying it in the process. He let it drop to the floor, looking down mournfully at the now ruined pile of fabric before he finished his story.
“Before that, it was all hand-me-downs. Everything had been stretched out by Charlie or stained by Bill. And I didn’t really mind it. I never thought about my clothes too much. But nothing I had ever worn before, aside from a few Christmas jumpers that Mum had knit - had ever actually been my own. Nothing had been bought just for me.” George continued.
There was something in his voice - you couldn’t quite place it, but it made your insides quake. It wasn’t jealousy, or even regret. It was a deep kind of sadness that you didn’t know for yourself. You had been so lonely your whole life, you had never considered what living in the shadow of three older brothers would be like. Especially when having a twin that people constantly compared you to.
“And yeah, since then, Fred and I have bought a whole wardrobe full of smart clothes, and I dress nicely all the time, and I do look like a proper businessman - and it’s probably stupid-”
“It’s not.” You felt the need to butt in, for once in all the time you had known George truly believing that he wasn’t being stupid. “It’s one of the first things that you earned for yourself, and you value it. And I just destroyed it.”
You let out a heavy sigh as a wave of guilt engulfed you, creating a terrible ache through your chest.
You silently vowed that you would use some of the money you had saved up from working at the shop in order to have the jacket mended for him. The second that you were separated from the cuffs, you would steal away the ruined fabric and bring it back to Madam Mulkins to be fixed up. You would have to dread explaining to her how it had gotten sliced up, and singed, and likely have to make up some lie about an accident at the shop - a pair of rogue Chattering Teeth or something.
“Come off it.” George sighed, taking the scissors from you and shoving them back into the drawer before he slammed it shut. “I asked you too. And like you said, I’m the idiot who got us into this.” He added on, motioning toward the handcuffs.
He did have a point.
He took his wand out of his pocket and used it to vanish the ruined fabric away. Well, that plan was now dead in the water - perhaps you could commission Madam Mulkin to make him a new one in the exact likeness of his old jacket… well you mulled that over, George moved toward the fridge.
“Now - dinner?”
Your stomach did pang with hunger, finally reminding you that you had eaten very little that day and a good meal sounded like a fantastic idea. Again, you hated that George was right, but you couldn’t deny it. However, your feet were still aching from wearing your heels for so long and you wanted to take them off - but something about walking around in George’s kitchen in just your stockings felt slightly inappropriate.
Perhaps it was the way you had been raised - the constant hammering on you to never let your posture slip, to never be too casual around others, never too friendly. Never show weakness, because it would be a huge crack in your precious reputation. But even as your feet began screaming with pain, you hesitated to take off your shoes.
“Can you pass me a knife?” George asked, motioning toward one of the kitchen drawers.
When he noticed the deep discomfort on your face, he frowned.
“Look, I know I said that I would cook dinner, and I will take the lead here, but we’re still bloody attached, so I am gonna need a wee bit of your help.” He griped.
“It’s not that.” You sighed, opening the drawer that had held the scissors and grabbing a large knife, handing it to him.
He used it to cut open the packaging that held the steaks - two very large, nice looking ones, before he looked back at you with an intensely puzzled expression.
“It’s - ugh.” You growled quietly under your breath and gestured toward your feet. “My feet are hurting, but - I don’t make it a habit of taking off my shoes in other people’s homes. I don’t behave like some slob, it’s not the way I was raised-”
George let out a bright laugh, grabbing a pan from a different cupboard and putting it on the stove before he lit the flame.
“I thought you were breaking away from the ways that raised you?” He posed, reaching around you for a bottle of olive oil, reminding you just how close the two of you were forced to be.
You tried to ignore the smell of his cologne mixing with the musk of fire coming off the stove, and how intoxicating it was.
“Well, there’s a difference between being grossly prejudiced and lacking basic manners.” You replied. “Fred and Ron haven’t quite figured that out yet-”
“Fred and Ron missed the boat on manners because they were too busy fighting Percy for IQ points, not because of how they were raised.” George bit back. “I happened to come out with the perfect combination of manners, stunningly good looks, smarts, and cooking skills.”
He announced, smirking at you in that terribly smackable way as he grabbed a pair of tongs off a small hook on the wall and used them to lay the steaks in the pan, causing a sharp sizzle. A mouth-watering smell began to drift through the air.
“Then I guess your brothers got all the common sense.” You said, jingling the chain of the handcuffs as a reminder.
George rolled his eyes at this.
“Well, as someone who understands manners and hospitality, I am officially inviting you to make yourself at home.” He told you, his voice sounding firm and for once - serious. “And that means making yourself comfortable by taking off your shoes, if it pleases you to do so.”
Your insides were shaken by that word - hospitality.
You then radically realized that he didn’t lack manners, he simply knew them in a much different way than you did. It was once again, the simple fact that the two of you had been raised so differently, and it meant that his idea of manners was very different from yours.
His mother had likely raised him to believe that being polite to guests meant making them feel comfortable in your home - inviting them to relax and drink and have fun. And your father had always raised you to believe that being mannerly meant being as stiff and uptight as possible, putting up a front of absolute perfection in front of anybody who was watching you. Having guests in your home meant showing others that you were more sophisticated than them by never letting your perfect facade crack - never letting your guard down, not even for a second.
You had been taught that daring to relax in another person’s home was an utterly terrible crime that you should never even think to do. And George believed that he was a bad host if you didn’t feel relaxed in his home.
You finally gave in, stepping out of your heels and kicking them back behind you, causing them to end up underneath the small two-person dining table that they had in the kitchen. (You didn’t know that they had a larger, much nicer dining table in a dedicated dining room down the hall that was specifically meant for guests). When you looked over at George after he had turned the steaks, he was grinning at you in that terrible way like he knew something that you didn’t.
“What?” You demanded sharply.
“I never realized how tiny you are.” He chuckled, putting down his tongs and reaching over to pat you on the head - a move that immediately reignited your dulled out fury into a full blown fire.
“Don’t touch me,” You snarled dully, batting his arm away, causing a condescending laugh to come from his lips.
“Okay.” He replied. “But you are adorable.”
George was a towering tree of a person, and there were very few people who actually measured up to him in height. Other than Fred, of course.
So even in your heels, you still often had to crane your neck to make eye contact with him and you always felt short compared to him - anybody would. But you did have to agree with his observation of the fact that without your usual shoes on, it truly emphasized the height difference between the two of you.
You didn’t exactly like it, though. You didn’t like feeling small compared to him. You didn’t like being reminded that he was tall and broad and muscled and he was now forced to be close to you. You didn’t like the fact that he was such a huge muscled man who towered over you.
“I am not-” You huffed out, cutting yourself off as you realized that it was useless to argue the point. “I need a glass of wine.”
George summoned the bottle of wine that he had previously abandoned in the sitting room, and you hated the mischievous glint in his eyes as he poured you a glass.
…
Cooking dinner while chained together turned out to be quite an adventure.
George was very good at helping you clear hurdles that you didn’t even know existed, because you soon realized that it was the most cooking you had ever done in your life. And if George picked up on your inexperience, thankfully, he didn’t say it aloud or take the opportunity to mock you for it.
He just continued to guide you along gently, telling you how to cut things - making small jokes about the crude nature of your knife cuts with your non-dominant hand while your good hand was chained to his. Telling you where he wanted things put and even helping you identify a few herbs and other ingredients that were entirely alien to you.
You were surprised that he knew so much about food - you thought that with the way his mother was, he would have simply survived off being babied by her. But you guessed that it was more the opposite. She forced her boys to learn how to feed themselves; she wanted them to be self-sufficient and they actually picked up a lot of useful skills that you (regretfully) had never been taught with the way you were raised.
It wasn’t long before the two of you were sitting down to a rather nice dinner of perfectly cooked, medium rare filets, miniature golden potatoes pan fried with butter and herbs and bacon lardons, and steamed green beans. He poured himself a glass of wine, then another glass for you. You had finished your first glass during the cooking process, taking a sip every time he accidentally tugged on the handcuffs, trying to remind yourself not to snap on him in frustration.
A strange layer of intimacy crept in when he had to put his plate close to yours and had to move the other chair from the direct opposite side of the table to be much closer to yours so that his arm wouldn’t be awkwardly outstretched while he ate. You were now huddled very close together, shoulder to shoulder over the warm, delicious food.
After you ate a few of your green beans, you were faced with trying to cut your steak with your awkward hand, and found yourself holding the fork limply with your non-dominant hand, trying to pin the meat down while tugging the knife against George’s dead weight with your cuffed hand. This led to him heaving out a dramatic sigh and then reaching over to take the steak knife from you - you watched, slightly shocked as he cut off a piece with his firm, free hand and then stabbed it with your fork and offered it up to your mouth.
“You don’t have to feed me.” You hissed at him quietly.
“I know that I don’t have to,” He replied with a grin. “But it’s fun.”
You rolled your eyes sharply, eyeing the meat with hesitation.
“And I don’t want to wait until tomorrow morning for you to finish your supper. You do deserve to taste this while it’s hot.” He added on.
You did have to acquiesce to that point. And for some stupid reason, rather than simply taking the fork in your own hand - you indulged him.
You leaned forward and grabbed the bite of meat off the fork, and any thoughts about how ridiculous the whole situation was melted away as soon as you were met with the amazing taste. He had done a wonderful job cooking it, and it was some of the best food you had eaten in a long time. You couldn’t conceal the moan of enjoyment that you let out, and he couldn’t contain his utterly satisfied smirk at your reaction.
“Good?” He posed, so utterly self satisfied, already knowing the answer.
“It’s fantastic, you ass.” You replied after you had chewed and swallowed (unable to shirk those ingrained manners) - sadly, unable to deny him the compliment.
He continued grinning at you, and you couldn’t help but to add:
“But you know this means that I’m going to be bothering you to cook for me all the time now.” You told him, hoping that this would deter him a bit and finally dampen his impossibly large ego.
But he kept on grinning that stupid grin as he went about cutting up the rest of your steak for you to fork it and pick it up yourself, knowing that he wouldn’t get away with cutting it up to feed it to you piece by piece.
“So that means that I’d have you over here all the time for meals?” He gasped in a cartoonishly sarcastic way. “How absolutely dreadful.”
Though you knew he had emphasized the sarcasm in his words for a reason, you couldn’t think of any reason why he would actually want to have you in his home more often. He didn’t actually like you and it wasn’t truly necessary. Very strange.
When you were finishing up your main meal, George surprised you by summoning something down from the top of the refrigerator - a small box that landed in the middle of the table. When he opened it, it presented some very luxurious looking chocolate truffles.
“Peanut butter fudge is your favourite, right?” He said quietly, selecting a particular one out of the box and placing it down beside your nearly empty plate.
You took a sip of your wine as you eyed it heavily, knowing that he would have to be absolutely mad to give you one of his ‘dosed’ prank sweets while the two of you were forcibly attached. If you started vomiting profusely or bleeding from the nose rapidly with no way to stop it, then he would have to deal with the consequences. Naturally, he saw the look of pure apprehension on your face, and he knew just the right words to play it off.
“You need to have something sweet after a good meal, right?” He posed, giving you a sweet, genuine smile.
Your stomach twisted harshly - unsure how to react to something so absolutely thoughtful. He had remembered something so small that you had told him all those years ago. A fond memory of your mother giving you chocolates after a meal because she believed that it was a good practice.
You reached out and picked up the bonbon then, trying hard to disguise the shaking of your hand, overwhelmed with emotion, as you guided it up to your mouth.
“Are you a stalker or do you just have a really good memory?” You asked before you bit into the sweet chocolate, resisting the urge to let out another moan of enjoyment at the perfect combination of chocolate and peanut butter.
“Bit of both.” George shrugged, giving you a cheeky smirk as he selected one for himself.
…
After dinner, when you were a bit more than comfortably full (unable to resist finishing your plate even as your stomach began to protest) - George posed that you retire into the sitting room for a while.
Obviously, he was trying to delay the inevitable, the fact that the two of you would have to sleep in the same bed together for the night.
You took your still mostly full glass of wine in your hand to bring with you and he finished his off with a long-necked gulp, leaving the empty glass on the table. And then he piled your plates and forks together and shoved them into the sink, mumbling something about washing them later (you were silently thankful that he didn’t insist that the two of you attempt joint dishwashing together).
Then, the two of you walked back to the sitting room, and he used a flick of his wand to scoot the two large armchairs much closer together, causing a loud scraping across the floor. The rug wrinkled up underneath the feet of one of the chairs - something he also fixed with another simple flourish. It felt surprisingly intimate as the two of you sat in the pair of chairs side by side and George used his wand to light a fire in the fireplace, knowing that nobody else would be coming to pay a visit anytime soon.
Your body melted into the comfortable plushness of the chair when you sat down. Until then, you hadn’t realized how much the stress of the day had truly affected you, making your muscles tight and achy. You found yourself staring at George as he began flicking his wand in the direction of the drink cart, concentrating on pouring himself a glass of the bourbon that he preferred.
For the first time in all the years you had known time, you truly took in how handsome he was.
Sure, you had never been obtuse to the fact that the twins were intensely good looking. (Even if most of Fred’s good looks were erased by how much of an ass he could be towards you.) Fred was dating the woman who had been declared Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Upcoming Quidditch Star for a reason. On top of his looks, he could be charming toward her. He knew how to act sweet when he wanted something out of it.
You had seen plenty of women come into the shop just to flirt with George, buying products that were meant for children that they clearly had no interest in just for an excuse to linger around the cash register and twirl their hair while they made ‘fuck me’ eyes at him. And at times, he had flirted back and even gone on dates with a few of them. You could only assume that it never culminated in a follow up date or a relationship due to his rampant immaturity and not because of his cooking skills, for sure.
But even you had to admit - he was very handsome.
You were deeply reminded of that while looking at his striking side profile in the warm light of the fire. His ginger hair that practically seemed to glow, his pale skin with a few stray freckles, his large nose that suited him so well, along with his round cheeks, so well made for laughter and smiling, and his strong jaw. You had always been too busy being annoyed with him, or fleeing from that annoyance, to actually notice his looks before. When he was calm and not actively aggravating you - it was much easier to acknowledge the fact that he was handsome.
When George finally took his drink in hand, putting his wand down onto the small end table that had ended up between the two of you, he glanced over at you and caught you staring. He curled a sharp brow in your direction as he raised the glass to his lips to take a sip. Surprisingly, didn’t say anything, but you could feel the mockery coming off him from his expression alone.
Instinctively, you whipped your head in the opposite direction to avoid his gaze. Your eyes raked over the books that the twins had on their shelves, scanning the titles to avoid any conversation about what had just happened.
“Some music?” He posed after he had swallowed a sip of his drink, sounding all too smug.
You hated that you could perfectly picture his expression in your mind even though you couldn’t see it.
“Yeah, whatever.” You huffed in return.
George let out a hum of confirmation and you heard some shuffling as he chose a record with some well practiced wandless magic, which you tried not to be impressed by.
Your eyes continued scanning the books, and you found yourself more and more surprised by the collection that the twins kept. Some of them were in depth books about potion making and the history of certain potion ingredients - no doubt used as research for their inventions at the shop. Some of them were surprisingly mature novels - romance novels, dark gothic horror novels.
There were even well-researched historical pieces; books you had read that Hermione had recommended to you after The War, ones she had gifted to you, obviously hoping to expand your mind beyond your father’s teachings about what the magical world truly had to offer. At the time you had indulged her, though you had spent a fair amount of time in the library at Hogwarts doing your own search as well. If the twins had actually read all these books, then you were more than impressed.
You found yourself even more impressed then the peaceful hum of what you quickly recognized as Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 came pouring out of the surprisingly smooth speaker of George’s record player. It was one of your favourite musical pieces by one of your favourite magical artists.
You had only recently discovered, due to Hermione, that it was also famous in the Muggle World. Apparently back when Bach’s music first became popular, there wasn’t as much rigid structure and laws about the division of the two worlds and it was much more of a choice for Pureblood communities to live in isolation, cut off completely from Muggles and their society. So often, mundane magical happenings often became myth among Muggles, and wizards with great non-magic talents often became famous in the Muggle world too.
“You listen to Bach?” You gasped quietly, turning to George with a questioning brow.
“Yes.” He replied with a grin, taking a sip of his drink. “Even though I only have one good ear to listen with, I’d like to think that I have some taste.”
“I’m just - I’m surprised that someone like you is so… cultured.” You replied, breezing right past his joke.
He neglected to bring up the fact that he had only bought the album - a recording of Bach’s most famous pieces played by a famous cellist witch who had graduated from Beauxbatons - because he had heard you talking about it.
He had overheard you ranting to Hermione about how Bach was by far your favourite famous composer. You found Mozart to be too ‘urgent and brutish’, while Bach was ‘melodic and evocative’. Ever since then, George wanted to listen to it because it was something that you liked. And he found that he ended up liking it very much himself, even though he had listened to mostly Wizard Wrock before, and the Muggle pop music that Harry and Hermione had introduced him to.
“You tend to notice surprising things about a man when you spend less time trying to violently lop his head off,” George told you, smirking.
“Maybe I could notice more of those things if you spent less time making me want to lop your head off.” You didn’t want to yet again point out the fact that the two of you were literally chained together, but you had a feeling that he got your point.
You also didn’t want to admit the fact that this was shaping up into a rather lovely evening. Between the dinner, the drinks, and the music - this was better than most dates you had been on. And it was getting easier and easier to ignore the prison-like attachment around your wrist (aside from the soreness of the metal still lingering there, and the dull ache in your shoulder from the initial jostling around). The whole thing was beginning to feel strangely like an evening you had chosen to participate in - one of the nicest evenings you’d had in a long time.
You felt an itch grow under your skin as a warm feeling grew in the pit of your stomach - one fuelled by George looking at you with fondness, feeling more strangely intentional and romantic while the soothing music swelled in the air. You became desperate to ignore it, so you turned back to the bookshelf and looked for something to distract you. Perhaps you could pick something to read for a while before… going to bed. You still tried to avoid the idea in your mind; the fact that you would later be sharing a bed with George.
Your eyes landed on the spine of a certain book and you immediately became thrilled.
“No way! You have Ruined Pride?” You bursted out excitedly, using a simple bit of wandless magic to summon the book off the shelf and a few feet toward you, catching it in your free hand and getting a closer look to ensure that - yes, you hadn’t been mistaken when you read the title.
It was one of your favourite novels ever. One that you almost always had in your hands during your time at Hogwarts due to how many times you had re-read it over and over again.
It was a story set back in the 18th century, about a group of Pureblood sisters who were all of marrying age and needed to be settled into marriage contracts by their strict, old-fashioned Pureblood parents. However, one night at a Courting Ball, the main character meets and dances with a tall, free-spirited, jokester of a man and instantly falls in love with him. Only to be utterly devastated when she finds out that he’s a Half-Blood - one of his parents being a Muggle - and therefore, her parents would never accept him as a match for her.
After trying to deny her feelings for him, through many secret meetings together, creating a hot, intense love affair, the two of them decide that being together is more important than anyone else’s opinions of them. More important than the traditions of her family. And eventually, by the end of the book, they elope against her parents’ wishes.
You would forever deny that you had read it so many times as a kind of private wish fulfillment fantasy. And you would also heavily deny that you had imagined the male love interest with hazel eyes and red hair, despite him being described multiple times as being blue-eyed and brunet.
“Again, you sound so surprised.” George chuckled quietly from beside you. “Can a handsome, smart, funny man who cooks not also be cultured? Am I not allowed to have depth? Am I just a pretty face to you?”
He whined these last words in an exaggerated way and you knew that he was joking, but you were forced to actually take his words seriously for a moment. You were forced to consider that previously you hadn’t thought of him as having depth. You had just thought of him as a prankster, someone always trying to get a laugh out of others without much more to it.
“You’re so humble, too.” You hissed quietly, hating that he was right once again. “Because of course, the man who put a rubber snake in a pastry box and stood by waiting to watch me open it is definitely someone I would consider to have depth.”
George rolled his eyes at this. He wanted to argue that it had been a funny prank, but he knew that he was already on thin ice with you.
“Well I suppose I have stolen a great bit of my depth from you.” He told you.
“What do you mean?” You asked, definitely confused now.
“I only bought the album because I heard you talking about Bach.” He explained, motioning toward the record player. “And I only picked up the book because I remembered seeing you with it at one point or another. I was curious what could possibly capture your attention so much,”
You felt utterly betrayed when a deep flush crept up over your cheeks. No - George couldn’t have possibly meant it in any way that was affectionate. He just wanted to know what went through your mind in the way that somebody would study a heinous bug or a strange kind of animal. Yes, that was it.
“Well, what did you think of it?” You had to ask, motioning toward the book.
“The ending was a bit contrived.” He answered. “A Pureblood girl marrying someone of such a low station? Impossible.” He scoffed, a sarcastic edge overtaking his voice once again.
Again, you felt slightly puzzled by his use of sarcasm. You knew that he wasn’t actually bemused by the book’s themes and you weren’t sure why he spoke of it like that. So instead of further prodding at his words, you cracked open the book and started reading, signalling the end of the conversation. George summoned something off the shelf, opening it in his lap and beginning to quietly read for himself.
Though at points you did get sucked into the plot of the novel that you had read so many times before, it was difficult to forget exactly where you were and exactly who you were with - especially during moments when you forgot that you were chained to George by the wrist and moved to turn a page with the wrong hand, tugging on him harshly by mistake and mumbling out an apology when you roughly jerked his arm.
It was difficult not to enjoy the domestic atmosphere, even just due to the fact that it was relaxing. The niceties of it all. The fire crackling down over time, the low hum of the music, the simple comfort of having him in the chair next to yours as you sat in each other’s company without the need to speak; George offering to refill your wine when you finished off the glass. Which you declined and instead asked for a tea, causing him to summon the kettle and tea bags from the other room. He made your tea exactly how you liked without you having to ask just due to so many days spent at the shop together.
If not for the forcible attachment literally holding the two of you together, you would have called it an overall pleasant evening. And something deep inside of you panged with yearning as you thought about the fact that once the professional cursebreaker freed the two of you from these insufferable handcuffs, you wouldn’t have an excuse to spend anymore time together like this.
(And you would never, ever admit to the fact that George had been right about this whole thing after all. Never.)
After an hour - possibly more, you hadn’t exactly been counting, but George had exchanged the record for something else harmonic and classical that you didn’t know off by heart. When you had just reached the lovers’ first kiss in the book, you let out a harsh yawn that you had been trying to contain for a while. You were exceedingly tired, but you didn’t want to admit it.
“Time for bed?” George posed, closing his book and gently levitating it to the coffee table that sat in the middle of the room.
“Fine.” You mumbled out, closing your book in surrender and putting it down beside your empty tea cup and wine glass on the table between the chairs. “Let’s get this over with.”
You were used to having your own space in a bed, and you were not looking forward to attempting to get comfortable for sleep while literally being chained to him. Not looking forward to having to fight him for space in a bed and having him unconsciously tugging on your arm in his sleep. You knew that it would not make for a good night’s rest.
“I see fatigue is a charming mood on you,” He griped sarcastically, clearly tired himself and letting it affect his mood outwardly.
“Well you wouldn’t have to deal with my charming moods if not for your short-sighted bouts of idiocy!” You chirped, shaking the handcuffs again, only making your wrist more sore, causing dramatic emphasis - you stood from the chair to tower over him as he was still sitting down, screaming down at him to truly drive home your point.
He didn’t say anything, only stood up without a word, silently reminding you that you were the lesser stature, and overall, he was not intimidated by you.
Then he grabbed your bag from beside the fireplace and began walking down the hall, forcing you to trail behind him - past the kitchen, farther than he had taken you earlier, toward what you could only assume to be his bedroom. You passed a room along the way, and you took a glance inside to find that it was the bathroom. You shuddered thinking about the fact that it would likely be an issue that would come up if you and George were stuck together for two whole days. You would have to force him to wear a blindfold.
There was three rooms at the end of the end of the hall, one with an open door that led to what appeared to be the twins’ office. With a large desk in the middle and shelves lined with all kinds of half-formed, brightly coloured objects, parchment with sketches of designs on them, some things in glass cases that you had to assume were being trapped because they were extremely dangerous (you didn’t know that they were trophies - treasured prototypes that were hallmarks of the WWW brand). The rooms across from each other were both closed doors, both with shiny brass lettering on the front - one with FW and the other with GW.
George went up to his room, and as he unlocked the door with a mumbled spell, you pointed at the letters and let out a small laugh.
“So you don’t get lost?” You asked, your natural sarcasm apparent in your tone.
“No, so the dozens of hookers that we have over don’t get us mixed up.” George replied, clearly sarcastic as well. “We have to do something with the money from the shop, don’t we?”
It was an easy joke, but you hated the sharp feeling that went through you when you wondered if he had other women here before. You hated that you so easily labeled it as jealousy, rather than annoyance. You hated even more that you knew you had absolutely no good reason to be jealous. You had no claim on George. If he wanted to start telling you about all his sexual exploits with other women just to piss you off - you couldn’t call it cheating, you couldn’t call it unfair.
He wasn’t yours.
As you had driven home time and time again - he wasn’t even your friend.
He was your boss.
Nothing more.
George opened the bedroom door to reveal another very nice room in the beautiful, cozy home.
It came as an intense shock to you that he had dark green wallpaper - the green that he claimed to hate so much because it represented his long rivaled Slytherin. But oddly enough, it seemed to suit him here. Green walls didn’t seem so ridiculously out of place for George Weasley’s bedroom.
Likely because the wallpaper was paired beautifully with the dark wood, antique-looking furniture, and other homey touches. Furniture that consisted of a tall, ornate wardrobe across from the bedroom door in the far corner of the room - it was open with some of the clothes messily spilling out, showing off a mirror that was attached inside one of the doors.
There was also a small desk under the window, which currently had the curtains wide open, showing the inky sky, reminding you just how late it was. And lastly, there was a large queen bed in the middle of the room, which was messy and unmade - at least there were signs that he actually lived like a real person too, and he definitely hadn’t been expecting any guests.
It was nice to know that he likely hadn’t been judging you for your mess while you had been packing your things.
“So, uh, I’ll get some blankets and whatnot and make myself comfortable here.” George said, gesturing to a spot on the floor between the bed and the wardrobe. “You can have the bed to yourself. I know I’ve already inconvenienced you massively enough with this whole stunt, so-”
You cut him off with a rattling sigh.
Of course he was planning on doing the whole noble Gryffindor thing by giving up his bed for you.
But honestly, you could think of nothing more annoying than sleeping with your arm trailing off the bed all night to reach him on the floor - it would leave you dangling on the edge, trying to get comfortable. You might as well force him to sleep in the bed with a pillow shoved between the two of you as a purposeful barrier. Screw him and his nobility.
“Really?” You hissed at him, too tired to care how truly sour your tone was. “The bed is plenty big enough for the both of us. So there’s no sense in you pulling my arm out of the socket trying to put some distance between us just because you want to feel like you’re doing the right thing in giving your bed up for a lady. Trust me, I’m not some withering flower who’s terrified to sleep in the same bed as a man. It’s not like you’re stealing my innocence, George.”
You ploughed right through the words without even thinking about the implications behind what you were saying. After it left your mouth, you hated that it caused you to think back on why you weren’t exactly ‘innocent’.
Your mind going back to parties in the Slytherin common room, times when they had been celebrating (rare) Slytherin Quidditch victories that had only been won because the best Gryffindor players had been benched or banned. Parties that were wild - the few times when you actually allowed yourself to ‘let loose’. Times when you had been ripe with drink and flirting with someone good looking who had absolutely no other appealing traits - someone who fucked you hard and fast and completely ignored you the next day.
It was something that happened more than once, and left you ripe with worry that the rumors would get back to your father. That is, until you grew to hate him too much to actually care, and then you cared too much about The War to even look at boys anymore.
You had never dated anyone seriously outside of those hook-ups. You had always turned out guys who had asked you out (even if you knew their endgame was likely wanting sex) because you knew that your father would hate them and try to get them hurt. And you never wanted to get too attached to anyone because for a while, you had resigned yourself to the fate of ending up in a Marriage Contract. And you didn’t want to be the idiot - someone like the main character in Ruined Pride - who fell in love with someone that her parents would never actually agree to marry her off to.
So you always ended up fulfilling your purely sexual desires after you had enough alcohol in your system to forget about all that for a while. You never had a serious boyfriend. You had never even gone on a real, romantic date before.
In fact, this night with George was likely the closest you had ever come to having a man ‘romance you’ - and it had been by force. (You knew how genuinely pathetic it was.)
“Oh trust me, I’m not worried about your innocence.” George bit back bitterly, seemingly deeply annoyed by your ranting. “And I’m entirely thrilled to share a bed with you.” He mumbled under his breath, reeking of sarcasm.
It then occurred to you how much he must have been hating the experience too. That he had given up his night to cook for you, catering to you trying to comfort you, and it was just awful - being tied to someone who bitched and moaned in return. He likely wasn’t excited to be tied to you all night when he was used to having the comfort of his bed all to himself.
“Let’s just get ready for bed.” You huffed.
“Fine.” He returned, his voice just as sour.
Your stomach churned when he immediately reached for his tie, beginning to undress.
Right - getting ready for bed would involve getting undressed in front of him.
Because possibly the only thing more annoying than sleeping with your arm being yanked off the bed would be sleeping in the nice lacy blouse and button up skirt you had worn for most of the day (which, the waistband was quite snug on you now after the nice dinner you had enjoyed, and that would be even more uncomfortable to sleep in). The only thing you were thankful for was that the neckline of your blouse, the shoulders, and the end of the sleeves were all connected with small, dainty buttons - which was a decorative feature of the design, but it also meant that you didn’t have to cut the clothing off your body. And you were wearing a bra with removable straps.
It was the only part of your day that seemed to fall under the category of luck.
You turned yourself so that you were standing back to back with George, hoping that he would get the hint and not look at you. You weren’t looking at him while he undressed.
You unbuttoned your skirt and let it fall, and then wrestled off your stockings with the use of only one hand, leaving you with the relatively easy task of taking off your blouse and bra. You only had to undo the buttons on one side before simply sliding off the sleeve from your free hand, so it wasn’t that difficult. After your bra fell to the ground, you reached for your bag - which George had dropped on the bed when he came into the room.
When you turned to grab it, you caught his eye in the mirror.
He was staring at your mostly naked body utterly shamelessly, making no effort to hide where his eyes were looking. He was frozen there, with his shirt unbuttoned, tie gone, pants missing, his black underwear sinfully tight on his body and revealing firm, toned thighs that you never could have imagined on him, looking so entirely delicious…
When your eyes flickered back up to his face, he held a slight redness of a blush, but he did nothing to hide the fact that he was wantonly staring at you in the mirror, his eyes fixated on your naked breasts.
“Hey!” You screamed, instinctively forced to be offended, even though you felt a terrible, undeniable heat creeping up within you. One that, you hated to admit, matched the look in his eyes. You used your free arm to cover your breasts, desperately trying to make yourself modest, though you knew that you were covering little surface area and only squishing the flesh together in an almost pornographic way. “Stop staring at me!”
“Merlin - I’m only human!” George argued, slapping his free hand over his eyes. “It’s not like you’re ugly. I couldn’t have chained myself to an ugly woman for fun.” He mumbled the last bit quietly under his breath, and you were unsure if he was making jokes to try and defuse the tension or if you weren’t even meant to hear it.
You found yourself almost regretful that he did follow your instructions. One small part of your brain itching for his eyes back on you, now withering without the intensity of his attention on you.
You tried your best to shake off that strange heat that had spread through you as you got out your change of clothes. You put on a fresh pair of panties (feeling even more self conscious about the lacy, see-through ones you had brought with you) and slipped on your comfortable cotton sleep shorts. And then you let out a groan as you realized that you would have to take off your sleep shorts because you wouldn’t be able to get your shirt on over your head.
At least you had thought to bring a camisole instead of a tee shirt, so it wouldn’t have to be cut up and shredded in order for you to put it on. You stepped into the camisole and clumsily pulled it up over your hips, the entire time with George humming to himself and dramatically guarding his eyes, making a point to demonstrate that he was not watching.
You pulled the fabric up over your chest, only able to pull one of the straps on and having to leave the other hanging dumbly (ultimately deciding on tucking it into the side) before you put your shorts back on then gathered your discarded clothes to shove into your bag.
“I’m done now.” You said pointedly. “Can you put some pants on?”
It was only then that you realized George was still standing there in his underwear - his distractingly tight underwear that showed off the outline of his surprisingly large bulge - shit, you had to keep yourself from being a hypocrite by staring too.
“Well I don’t see how I’m supposed to find my pants with my eyes closed.” George said, faking dumbness, still covering his eyes.
“You can look now.” You ground out, growing impatient.
“Oh.”
He uncovered his eyes, and his gaze immediately went to your covered breasts, as though checking that they were still there. You resisted the urge to smack him. When his eyes finally made it back up to your face, you glared at him with hell in your eyes and a tightly locked jaw, and you hated the filthy knowing that now filled his mischievous eyes.
“Get dressed!” You barked, urging him into action.
He picked up a pair of cotton pajama pants that he had shed that morning - in such a rush to follow your orders that at first he stepped into them and pulled them on backwards, having to shove them off and right them before pulling them on again, awkwardly jostling your arm so that he could use both of his hands to tie them at the front.
Then, he nosed out a tight sigh.
“You’re gonna have to cut this shirt off me.” He said, and with a snap of his fingers, the scissors from the kitchen came zooming into the room, nearly stabbing you in the eye if not for your quick effort to dodge them. You glared at him harshly as he caught them in his free hand.
“What are you going to put on to sleep in?” You asked, wondering how he was going to comfortably get a tee shirt on, knowing it would be stupid and impractical for him to go around with one arm hanging out of it.
“I was planning on sleeping shirtless, as I usually do.” He said, handing you the scissors. “If that’s alright with Her Royal Highness.” These words were ripe with sarcasm, and you tightened your grip around the scissors as you resisted the urge to stab him with them.
But you couldn’t find any good reason to protest against this.
It was his home, his bed. Even if it had been his stupid idea that had landed the two of you in this mess, he deserved to sleep comfortably (as comfortably as possible while the two of you were chained together) just as much as you did.
So you raised the scissors to his shirt sleeve and began cutting. There was no pitiful mourning over this silky shirt, seemingly one of dozens that he had according to the messy contents of the wardrobe. It was only moments before you had the fabric fully severed on your side and he was able to completely ditch it off his free arm.
It was only now that you realized you had never seen him shirtless before. And you hated that the sight of his shirtless torso was immediately distracting to you.
You knew based on logic alone that he was muscled.
You had seen him play Quidditch during your years at Hogwarts. And though you didn’t know much about the sport, you knew that every position was known for having a certain type of ‘build’. Seekers were slim and light, to zip around the field faster. Chasers were usually also slimmer, with strong arms for throwing the Quaffle. Keepers were broad and muscled, using the bulk of their body to help deflect shots - and they were usually heavier with muscle because they didn’t need to be fast or do as much broom work.
And Beaters were known for being strong - incredibly muscled, with strong arms and strong, thick thighs. They needed a lot of strength to swing their bats to even kick off the weight of a Bludger, let alone get it flying across the field. And they needed strong thighs to stay on their broom, because most of their flying was done with their legs, due to the intense amount of arm work that was involved in being a Beater.
(Was this something you had taken an interest in just because George was a Quidditch player? Definitely not.)
And though it had been a long time since George had played for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, you knew from the conversations that he and Fred had on Monday mornings about their Sundays spent with the entire Weasley brood, they continued to play casually with their family. (‘Casual’ of course, was a relative term. From the way they talked about it, it could get just as competitive as the Hogwarts games did - if not more competitive on occasion.)
On top of that, George often impressed you with how many boxes he could lift, and how large and heavy those boxes were. Even though he had magic at his disposal, it seemed like he was determined not to get lazy while running the shop. (That, and he had warned you that many of the WWW products didn’t fare well with magical transportation, so they had to be lifted manually - which was a lesson you had learned the hard way on your own. More than once.)
You knew that he was strong - but seeing his bare, broad, muscled body in front of your eyes was certainly something else. Seeing proof of it in front of your eyes began to rewire your brain.
Seeing his pale skin covered in freckles, clearly from being shirtless in the sun a fair amount of times; perfect skin stretched across the most firm man you had ever seen - not someone who was unrealistically chiseled like a man out of Wonder Witch, but someone who was deliciously strong and so real. Someone with thick arms, a broad, puffed chest, and a smooth stomach with a bit of tummy that signified he ate his own cooking enough to know what he was doing. And your eyes became glued to a trail of fiery hair leading from his belly button and into his low riding bottoms before George snatched the scissors from you, pulling you out of your haze.
“What - it’s your turn to stare now, is it? Getting me back, are you, love?” He said, his voice turning into a rumbling low whisper that ignited every nerve in your body in a terrible way.
Your tongue went numb in your mouth and for once in his presence, you were utterly speechless.
You simply stared up at him, getting locked into the cocky, smug gaze of his hazel eyes. You were partially tempted to slap him because of how insane the rising heat was driving you, and partially tempted to stay completely still just to see what he would do next.
You wanted to scream when he cleared his throat and took a small step away from you - that stupid Gryffindor nobility acting up once again.
“You need to use the toilet before bed? Brush your teeth and whatnot?” He posed gently, his eyes now glued to the floor, refusing to look at you.
“Yes.” You replied quietly. “And you better brush yours. I’m not sleeping next to Mr. Bourbon Breath all night.” That bit of sourness flared up again, seeking some normality against this ocean of unfamiliar territory that you were fighting through.
George smiled and let out a small, nasally laugh at your comment.
Again, you felt a strange pang of domesticity as you stood beside George in the bathroom. A calm, eerie kind of familiarity while brushing your teeth together. He waited in silence for you to remove your makeup, wash your face and apply a bit of moisturizer.
You felt oddly naked, probably more so than when he had been blatantly staring at your breasts, as this was the first time he had ever seen you without makeup in the entirety of knowing you. And when his eyes traced over your face in the mirror, you tried to decipher any judgement or disgust in his expression before deciding with a sudden burst of bitterness that you didn’t care if he liked your bare face or not.
(Even though, deep down, you cared quite a lot what he thought of you.)
“You don’t need it, you know.” He said, gesturing to the open make-up bag you had propped open on the side of his sink - the one you had taken your toothbrush out of. “All the - the extra stuff. You’re really quite… pretty without it.”
You hated how painful it seemed for him to give you a genuine compliment, one not disguised as a joke, and - feeling that prickly defensiveness rising up within you again, you quickly fired back.
“I know that.” You hissed at him, rolling your eyes. “I like it. I know that I don’t need it. I know I’m gorgeous.”
“Good god, sometimes you’re so-” George cut himself off, holding back whatever horrid words he had lined up to describe you. “You can’t just take an earnest compliment, can you?”
You were forced into a terrible silence.
No, you couldn’t. For you, accepting a genuine compliment was infinitely harder than having an insult hurled at you.
Perhaps that was what made you feel more naked than going the night without your make-up - having George’s eyes on you and knowing that he saw you for who you truly were. The rawness. Being forced to go without a shield. Not being able to run away from the one pair of honest eyes that stared you down and saw all the things about you that you feared admitting most.
You couldn’t even muster a ‘shut up’ in return. You shrunk into yourself like a kicked dog, and, pitying you, George didn’t prod at the topic any further.
The two of you finally moved back to the bedroom to go to bed.
There was an awkward moment where you had to wait for him to climb into the bed on his knees and he nearly stumbled and fell on his face. But then you were able to sit down and slide your way in, and finally, you were able to collapse into a lying position, flat on your back, where you would remain for the rest of the night. You let out a sigh of relief as George raised his wand to turn off the lights.
“Nox.” He mumbled quietly, causing the main light in the bedroom to go out, as well as the one in the hallway, shuddering the two of you in complete darkness.
Strangely, it was something that, rather than making you feel anonymous and comfortable, suddenly made you hyper-aware of just how truly intimate the situation was. You were suddenly entirely conscious of George’s quiet breathing as he closed his eyes and settled into a relaxed position. Suddenly, you felt every inch of his body against yours.
You had naturally sunken into a dip in the middle of the mattress; either one that was worn in from where he slept directly in the middle or a spot that was pressed down heavier due to the weight of his body, bringing you closer to him by some fucked up fate. This caused your arm to press into the warm, thick strength of his muscles all the way down to where you were joined by the still ever-present cuffs, causing your leg to melt into the warmth of his thigh - skin that was so damn hot, even through the cotton of his pajama pants.
You couldn’t stand to spend the night like this. Even as his breathing became calm and rhythmic beside your head, signalling that he was beginning to fall asleep, and you knew that it would be rude to move so abruptly - you couldn’t stay still. You couldn’t resign yourself to an entire night laying there, staring at the ceiling, thinking about George and his stupid hot skin.
You roughly scooted away from him, and grabbed one of the pillows beneath your head with your free hand, moving it down to roughly shove it between your two bodies lengthwise. This created a very clear divider between the two of you from hips to shoulders - forcing you to put your cuffed wrists on top of the pillow with as much distance that the small chain would allow without painful dragging on your skin. The sudden movements caused George to let out some groans of complaint, and he blinked open his sleepy eyes to glare at you through the dark.
“I thought we were going to sleep.” He mumbled, his voice strained with clear anger toward you.
You knew that you had done a lot to make someone like him angered, and you did feel a pang of guilt for it.
“I am.” You huffed in return. “I just - I need some space.”
“Oh, of course. Because sharing a bed with me is such a chore.” He griped, though he did scoot his body an inch over, trying his best to give you that requested space without yanking on your arm.
You couldn’t help but to think about the fact that sharing a bed with him after finding out that he was so irritably attractive was the part that made it a chore. Not the fact that it was him, not the sharing - you just hated this night. You hated the confusion. You wanted to go back to the shop. You wanted to go back to him winking at you and you pretending to be disgusted by it. You wanted to go back to morning pastries and him stealing boxes from your arms, telling you that ‘ladies’ shouldn’t ‘bother with such exerting tasks’.
You just hated feeling so uncertain. You hated standing on the precipice and being terrified to fall into an endless nothing that you knew absolutely nothing about.
You hated that if you surrendered yourself to him - you would have so fucking much to lose. And he wouldn’t.
“You know, if I knew some spell that would break you out of the stupid handcuffs, I would have set you free and sent you home hours ago.” He said, sounding genuinely apologetic. “I know-”
“Because being attached to me is no picnic either, I know.” You finished the sentence for him, knowing exactly where he was going with it. “Trust me, as soon as this is over, we can go back to exactly how we were before - not spending any unnecessary time together, not liking each other and just trying our best to be polite.”
That was just how you wanted it. You wanted things to go back to the way they were before.
Unfortunately, those were the words that unintentionally triggered George into snapping.
“Stop that! Stop saying that!” He shouted for the first time, his voice bellowing across the room at a level that almost frightened you.
He bolted upright into a sitting position in order to look at you, giving you a harsh, angry frown that truly didn’t suit his face. You felt the sting of his interrogating gaze as he propped himself on one elbow, leaning on the pillow between the two of you to hurl more harsh words at you.
“Stop saying that we don’t like each other! You can’t speak for me! No matter how much you dislike me, you can’t dictate how I feel about you! So just - stop it! Stop telling me how I’m supposed to feel! Stop saying that I don’t like you. Because it’s not true.”
After a moment of staring you down, and observing the emotions that flashed across your face as you struggled to take in his words - shock, upset, but mostly pure confusion - he let out a harsh huff of minty breath in your direction and then collapsed back onto his pillow.
“For fuck’s sake.” He muttered harshly under his breath.
“But - but you don’t like me…” Was all you managed to get out, your mind stubbornly unable to take his words as the truth.
The two of you had been enemies since your school days. Constantly at each other’s throat as a Gryffindor and a Slytherin should be. You were constantly on the receiving end of his pranks, constantly being jabbed with harsh words by the people around him.
That’s when it hit you, harsh like a stunning spell that you never saw coming.
That was exactly it: it was always the people around him.
Fred was the one who called you harsh names while George slipped in seemingly ironic compliments toward you. George was the one who tried to stick up for you among a group of people who hated you - he was the one who advocated for you when the others accused you of having nefarious intentions. George was the one who had hired you at the shop and given you a place to live when you had no money and no place else to go.
George had never done anything that ever implied he didn’t like you. It was always the opposite.
“Are you seriously that thick?” George griped in return, his voice cracking with the unhinged exhaustion of his emotions. It was clear that he was truly, utterly frustrated with you. Because you remained silent, seemingly open to actually listening, he continued. “I do like you! I like you as a person, and as a friend. I’ve been trying to be your friend for years! For fuck’s sake - I thought we were friends. I thought you bloody fucking knew that.”
“I’ve never had any friends before, I don’t know what it’s like!” You yelled in return. “I thought you knew that.” You mumbled the last part quietly, knowing how utterly pathetic it sounded when spoken aloud.
That’s when it truly hit George - all this time, you had no clue that his kindness was supposed to be friendship. You didn’t know what friendship was like because you never had any friends before.
You told him that you regarded your fellow Slytherins as classmates, some of them nothing more than polite acquaintances, and he knew that you spent most of your time at Hogwarts in isolation, studying. The only person that you kept in contact with as much as him was Hermione, but he knew that the two of you were polite on the basis of friendly co-operation (a pillar of Hermione’s life after The War) - the two of you weren’t particularly bonded or close.
“What did you think all this was if you wouldn’t call it a friendship?” George asked, gesturing between the two of you, now entirely curious to hear your view of things.
You let out a harsh sigh, hating that you were forced to put it into words. A horrible swell of embarrassment passed over you as you began to speak the words.
“I guess…” You raked your brain for words, wondering how you would put it beyond a boss-employee relationship, wondering what you would label the strange kindness that had gotten you the job in the first place. “I guess I thought that you were just being nice to me. That you were being polite to me out of obligation, or something.”
Even though you couldn’t see - with the two of you laying on your backs, facing the ceiling - George sharply rolled his eyes, and used his free hand to press fingers into his forehead, absolutely ripe with stress. Though he was glad to hear the words out of your mouth now, because a lot of things were radically rocketing into clarity now.
“What obligation?” He prodded in return, not giving you a chance to answer before he continued. “Y/N, I’m not even nice to my brothers, and they’re my family. They’re people that I love dearly, and sometimes I am downright rude to them - which sounds horrible, I know, but it’s how siblings show their love.”
This gave you a passing thought about how you were glad that you didn’t have any siblings, even if you had dreamt of having sisters plenty of times after reading Ruined Pride.
“But for the record, I am nice to you because it’s a choice.” George continued on. “I do it because I am trying to make an effort. For fuck’s sake - I bring you pastries in the morning, and I make you cups of tea, and I go out of my way to help you lift heavy boxes, and I bring you leftovers from Mum’s Sunday suppers - do you honestly think that I would do all of that just to be polite?”
You hated how utterly stupid you were going to sound now that all of this was coming to light. But you had to be honest with him.
“Yes!” You stressed, thinking that it was the obvious answer. “I thought - I thought that it was just how you were raised. I thought you were like that with everyone.”
“Then why isn’t Fred the same way with you? We were raised the same way, weren’t we?” George asked, posing the ultimate conundrum.
From what you had seen, Fred was fairly polite to everyone else in his life. Everyone but you. There was only one answer you could come up with, and it forced you to admit that you had been wrong the whole time. Stupid and ignorant and just plain wrong.
“Because Fred doesn’t like me.” You sighed, sounding truly defeated. “He hates me.”
The fact of your terrible wrongness had barely soaked in before something else came skyrocketing to the front of your mind.
“Is that why you did this?!” You asked, yanking on the cuffs to drive home exactly what you meant, unintentionally sending another pain shooting through your wrist. “Is this some stupid attempt to get me to realize that I’ve been an idiot this whole time and I just don’t know how to make friends?”
“No,” George sighed, shaking his head. “No, that’s not it.”
“Then what is it?” You asked. “Because I would really like to know the thought process behind it.”
You resisted the urge to add on ‘if there was one’, not wanting to shut down the conversation with a poorly timed snide remark.
“Honestly, after you insisted that we weren’t friends, I got more than a little offended.” George admitted, feeling a bit embarrassed to say it out loud. “I thought that you were being bitchy and contrary just for the sake of it. And I wanted to get back at you for it.”
“So this is your twisted version of revenge?!” You squealed, more than upset that you were forced to be stuck like this just because he thought you were being ‘bitchy’. (If anything, he should be used to your bitchiness by now.)
“No!” George huffed, getting upsetting that you were misunderstanding his words. “It’s not like that! It’s - ugh. I wanted the pranks to be fun. I wanted you to be forced to admit that you were having fun. I wanted you to admit that you are my friend and that you do like being around me. You never smile, and - I wanted you to crack a goddamn smile for once in your life.”
Oh.
His version of ‘getting back at you’ for being bitchy was literally trying to force laughter out of you. He was trying to force the bitch out of you and turn you into someone joyful. It made sense for someone who owned a joke shop.
There was just one glaring flaw with his plan. You had never found his pranks funny in the past.
“And you thought the best way to do that would be to annoy the hell out of me?” You posed, your voice dull in pointing out the obvious.
“I thought that I might finally make you smile.” He explained. “That’s typically what harmless pranks are for - lifting the muscles of one’s cheeks in an upward direction, bringing a feeling of joy.”
You wanted to remind him that you had never found any of his and Fred’s past pranks funny, but part of you wanted to commend him for trying, at the very least. You were very new to the whole ‘friend’ thing, so you didn’t want to bring him down when he already seemed to be in a foul mood because his pranks had already failed so much. Especially with the last one leaving the two of you locked together so disastrously.
George let out another harsh sigh, and his next words, especially being delivered with such a heavy, downtrodden tone, surprised you.
“Is it such a terrible shame that I want you to like me?”
The yearning in his voice caused a crack over the words, and your insides quaked as what he said truly washed over you.
He just wanted you to like him. He didn’t just want polite distance, he didn’t just want you to tolerate him - he wanted you to like him. You couldn’t blame him for that.
But you had been doing your best to mess it up - to put some strange distance between the two of you since you had started working at the shop. Even before that.
“George-” You rasped out, surprised to find tears straining your throat.
But he cut you off before you could even begin to come up with the proper words to respond.
“Is it such a shame that I want us to be friends?” He griped, putting intense stress on the words before he paused and took a breath, his lungs grating across the silence of the room. His next words came out much quieter and gentler. “The handcuff thing was supposed to be a joke. I didn’t intend for you to be stuck with me, especially not since it’s so horrible for you.”
This struck your insides like a brick being thrown through a plate glass window.
“It’s not.” You said quietly, hating how pathetic and weepy your voice sounded.
“You don’t have to lie.” George quickly combated. Before you could argue, he continued. “I am sorry for all this, but I just wanted us to get along. Especially after all we’ve been through. But you’re right - after this night, we can go right back to the way things were before.”
Something in his words caught your attention and had you skyrocketing to sit upright, staring him down with a glare.
“What do you mean: ‘after all we’ve been through together’?” You hissed at him, confused and angry. “There is no ‘we’. I’ve been through a lot, I’ve been through hell having to put up with my father, I-”
George glared back, just as feral.
“Do you think I haven’t had problems? Do you think everything’s been peachy keen for me my whole bloody life?” He scoffed in return. “I almost had my bloody head blown off in a battle and then I fought in a war. And I saved your life, didn’t I?”
This statement sent your mind rocketing back to a night that you swore to yourself you would forget.
…
Chaos.
That was the only word to describe the castle as Voldemort’s army descended upon it.
Every magical barrier of protection had been broken down, leaving everyone inside utterly vulnerable to a horde of Death Eaters and other horrible dark creatures as they flooded the grounds, determined to attack anyone they saw. Creatures who had no care for weather innocent people lived or not - a lot of whom would have found joy in the pain and torture of others.
You were trying your best to help those you could, evacuating the youngest students out through the Hogsmeade exits that George had shown you, hurling spells at any passing Death Eater that you saw. But it wasn’t long until you were cornered in an old disused classroom by the one person you least wanted to see: your father. It had been years since you had been face to face with him, and it didn’t take him long to make his intentions clear.
He began hurling spells at you, and you were quick to defend yourself. The two of you engaged in a heated battle, firing off curses - it was clear that he didn’t want to kill you, at least not right away. He wanted to truly confront you first.
“Useless, terrible little brat!” He screamed, firing another curse that you blocked, thankful for the time that Harry had focused on protection spells in DA. “You always were your mother’s daughter! Defiant, disobedient, stubborn bitch!”
You fired a stinging jinx at him, hating that he brought your mother into this. You had very few memories of her - but what you did remember of her was a kind, loving woman. You hated those memories being desecrated on principle. He dodged the jinx and fired another spell at you - again, one that you blocked thanks to your practice.
“I’m thankful to take after her if it means I’m nothing like you!” You shouted in return. “You haggard old bastard! You’re stupid if you honestly thought that I would follow you into this madness-”
“And you think you’re smart to throw away generations of tradition for what? Your own self righteous cause? For the love of a blood-traitor?!” He bellowed in return. “You would rather be a whore to a kneeling povel than the cherished daughter of an empire?!”
His last words confused you slightly, but you didn’t dwell on why he said it. Nothing he did or said made much sense to you anymore.
“Kneeling?!” You scoffed in return. “Says the man who lick’s The Dark Lord’s bullocks for a living!”
For these harsh words, he fired a blasting curse past your head that you managed to dodge just in time. A large chunk of stone exploded behind you, and you managed to keep a steely expression even when you felt chunks of the debris hitting your back.
“I do this because it’s right!” You shouted, ultimately answering his question. “I don’t care which side is more powerful - I know which side is more just!”
You raised your wand to hit him with another spell - but ruefully, he was quicker on the draw this time, and he managed to disarm you. Your wand was flung from your hand, landing across the room before you could blink. Before you could rush to pick it up, he then did the unthinkable.
“Crucio!”
The spell caused a red flicker through the dimness of the room, and you cried out in pain as your muscles were stabbed with sharp agony, every single part of your body instantly crippled by the most terrible pain you had ever experienced in your life. In a moment, you fell to the ground, the pain ebbing away dully and leaving your whole body aching. When you opened your eyes - now blurred with tears - your father was standing over you.
“You will lose in the end.” He said, his voice quieter, more determined. “And you will join your mother in death to maintain my honor.”
You spotted your wand on the other side of the room, and when you made a move toward it, he pointed his wand toward you again.
“Crucio!”
More terrible pain shocked your body - knives pushing into your spine, lightning breaking through your skull. You were barely able to handle it, flailing against the dusty stone floor. You heard screams bouncing off the walls before you realized it was the sound of your own pained voice.
But another voice entered the room - even with blood thumping so harshly through your ears, you easily recognized who it was.
“Stupefy!”
A body flew across the room and knocked over an old, empty shelf, smashing it to pieces - and when you peeled open your eyes, you received the small joy of seeing your father’s unconscious body on the floor among that debris. Then, your aching body was being pulled into a pair of strong, warm arms, and you were greeted with the familiar but utterly terrified face of George Weasley.
“Y/N?” He said, his voice throttled by years. “Y/N, are you alright?”
“I’m fine now.” You admitted quietly, no sarcasm on your lips for once.
He let out a sob of relief - having seen you on the floor so limp and believed that you were dead - and pulled you tight into his chest, holding you tight in a hug.
Any protests you might have had about the hug died off in your throat as your own emotions took over, causing you to squeeze him back, hanging onto him as an anchor of safety. Almost immediately, your own tears overwhelmed you, and you cried into his chest where you would easily be able to hide it.
It was a brief moment in a horrible night, but came to your rescue once again, making you feel safe against the horrors of the world.
…
“I wouldn’t have let you save my life if I knew you were just going to hold it against me.” You huffed, moving back down to lay against your pillow, staring up at the ceiling as a harsh, angry tear leaked from your eye. The anger wasn’t directed at George, but entirely at your father as you remembered what had happened on that night.
George bit his tongue to keep from calling you a name, wanting to call you stubborn among other things at your refusal to simply admit that he was right. He also wanted to call you many harsh things at your lack of a ‘thank you’ for his actions.
After another prolonged silence, you were the next one to speak.
“Do you know why I took the job?” You posed, sounding terribly nervous.
“Because it looks stunningly fantastic on any resume?” George replied, utterly clueless, genuinely unsure what you meant and only able to fill the space with a joke.
You were tempted to back down, then - tempted to tell him to ‘shut up’ and then roll over in order to go to sleep. But strangely, the events of the entire night had peeled you raw like a rotten apple, and you found yourself finally ready to be vulnerable with him.
So you took a breath, and moved forward with honesty.
“My father took everything from me.” You told him. “When you found me in that bar, I was getting blind drunk to ignore the fact that I had walked into Gringotts that day, looking to take money out of the account my mother had left me so that I could go on a trip far away from everyone and everything for a while, hoping to forget… and I found out that my father took everything.”
Your words hit George like a train. You sounded so utterly broken, so sad. It was the first time that he had truly heard your voice so dull and lifeless, rather than fiery and passionate - even if that passion had been fueled by anger.
He thought about how even if he was raised in a family that didn’t have much money, they always shared everything. If one of his brothers came to him asking to borrow money right now, he wouldn’t hesitate to open his pockets. And your father had been so greedy as to take everything so that you couldn’t have a single Sickle to your name.
“He needed the money to aid in his escape, yes. But I also think he cleared out the vaults just so that I wouldn’t have anything at all.” You explained. “He didn’t want me to have any of the family money because he no longer considers me to be family.”
You huffed, anger mixing in with your sadness now.
“He thinks that I shouldn’t get any of his money or my mother’s money because I betrayed everything they believe in. It wasn’t enough for him to want me dead. When he couldn’t have that, he had to screw me over for the rest of my life… just to have some kind of sick satisfaction.”
In a moment, George’s hatred toward the man who had tried to kill you easily doubled.
He began thinking about the fact that if you were his - if the two of you were dating or even if you married, he would absolutely spoil you. You would never want for anything - if you even so much as hinted at desiring something, he would get it for you. You would never have to work another day in your life - not unless you wanted to, of course. Naturally, he would miss having you around the shop.
But he would absolutely love coming home to you relaxed and pampered and giddy because of all the things he could buy you. He knew that money didn’t automatically equate to happiness, but he thought about how happy he could make you with expensive books and wine and records and fancy new clothes.
He thought about the fact that he could take so much stress off you and truly give you the life that you deserved. A life that your bastard of a father never wanted for you and never would have given you anyway. George couldn’t stop thinking about wrapping you in his care and protection for the rest of his life and never letting you go again.
Selfishly, he thought about keeping you chained to him for the rest of his life just because he could.
Distantly, George thought about something that Bill had said about wedding rings and how Fleur was ‘stuck with him forever’ - and while his mind dwelled on that, you spoke again, your mind seemingly in a very different place.
“You know, it’s really awful to constantly be seen as ‘the evil Slytherin’.” You sighed. “Even now, even all these years later, I can’t get out of my father’s shadow. Even now when I go places, people still give me dirty looks, like I’m up to something despicable and secretly planning to kill them. I’ve always just wanted to be my own person and make my own choices. Even if they end up being the wrong ones.”
George had never thought about that. Perhaps it was because he looked at you with such fondness and he could never understand how anybody saw you differently.
“People have never seen me as my own person either,” He replied, speaking honestly.
“I guess it must be difficult in its own way to have a twin.” You said. “People never see you as an individual. They just see you two as two halves of one person, right?”
“It’s not just that.” George clarified. “Being one of six brothers with red hair - it’s difficult to stand apart. Now people mostly just see me as the one with the manky ear.”
You huffed out a laugh at this, and George grew confused. At first, he thought you were laughing at him, mocking the hilarity of his mangled appearance. But then you spoke up and he grew even more confused - and more intrigued.
“I don’t think so.” You said. “You and Fred couldn’t be more different. And it’s always been like that. It was like that long before your injury.”
“Is that so?” He prodded curiously.
“Yes.” You answered. “You have that bump on the top of your nose from the Quidditch game in third year.” You began to explain - you actually sat up on your elbow to look at him and gestured to his nose, causing George to immediately reach up and start feeling his own nose, analysing your words. “So I could tell the two of you apart for years. And aside from looks, there’s still loads of differences.”
“Like what?” George demanded, far too curious to know what you meant now.
Strangely, you decided to humour him.
“You’re much more gentle. And you’re easier to talk to. Your laugh is nicer - you don’t do that thing where you throw your head back like a gremlin and Fred does. You’re more charming. You actually know when to be quiet during a conversation. You-”
You cut yourself off abruptly when you noticed George staring at you with a smug grin. He was enjoying your words far too much. Your stomach tangled with harsh embarrassment when you realized that everything you were saying could be interpreted as complimentary.
“So you do like me?” He said, entirely too happy.
You felt that twist in your stomach again, and you were eager to escape it. If you hadn’t literally been attached to him at the wrist, you would have run away - you would have Disapparated in a second. But that was the problem of the whole night, now wasn’t it?
“Goodnight, George.” You huffed, laying back down and turning - as much as you could - forcefully closing your eyes to ignore him even though you could still feel his eyes on you.
“Goodnight, Y/N.” He said, still sounding far too pleased with himself.
You ended up laying there for a while with a mixture of sickening nausea in your stomach and something that you hated to call affection bubbling in your chest, all adding up to a terrible anxiety that made it intensely difficult to fall asleep.
…
You were disoriented when you woke up and blinked into the darkness.
You had that strange feeling that you were sleeping in a bed that wasn’t your own - the same feeling you always got during the first few nights back at Hogwarts at the beginning of a school year, and the first few days back at ‘home’ after returning at the end of the year. The same feeling you had gotten when you had first been settling into the apartment above the shop. But that feeling easily fell into the background as you felt a persistent nagging in your bladder.
With your eyes barely open, still feeling incredibly tired, you moved to crawl out of bed, and just after your feet hit the floor, you were rocketed out of that gentle sleepiness as you were literally yanked back to reality. You felt a sharp pain around your wrist and you were stopped by a dead weight anchoring you to the bed - one that was so stunningly heavy, it caused you to stumble backwards and fall into the bed. You nearly fell on top of George, where he was still sleeping soundly, lightly snoring with his mouth slightly parted.
It took you a tired moment to remember that the dead weight was George. You couldn’t just get up and leave freely because you were still bound to him by the wrist.
You were immediately enraged.
Any calmness or friendliness you had felt towards him, any nice feelings that had built up through the night immediately flew out the window as you were harshly reminded for the entire reason for this sleepover - the fucking metal cuffs that held the two of you together. The fact that he was now holding you prisoner because of some stupid prank. Your rage boiled over as you remembered that this could end up going on for days.
“Hey!”
You shouted at the top of your lungs, entirely uncaring about waking him up.
One, because your sleep had been disturbed, so he didn’t deserve to sleep peacefully while you were awake. And two, because of his stupid stunt, you couldn’t sneak away to the bathroom by yourself. You needed him conscious and mobile in order to do anything, and it was his own damn fault. He didn’t even stir, and that only annoyed you further.
Unbeknownst to you, he was entirely used to loud noises trying to disturb his sleep, and well used to sleeping through them due to the household he’d grown up in.
“Hey!”
You drew out the word more this time, absolutely annoyed as you became more and more alert. The feeling in your bladder wasn’t even as nagging anymore as your anger and annoyance grew more persistent.
You shoved him in the chest, and when he barely moved, you let out a sharp growl and then moved to climb on top of him. You weren’t even thinking about the possible implications of being so close to him - only thinking about invading his personal space more so that your voice would be louder to him.
“George! You big dumb oaf!” You screamed right in his face, delivering a harsh smack to his bare chest that resonated loudly as it was bare skin on skin. This finally jolted him from his sleep, and he awoke with a snort. He began blinking blarily at you, clearly not in a rush to fully wake up - not even with you urgently hanging above him. “I have to use the toilet - and since you chained us together, I’m making it your problem!”
You let out a quiet gasp when he placed his hands on your hips - two incredibly warm hands that felt larger than they looked when they were spread out against your flesh (somehow radiating intense heat even through the cotton of your sleep shorts). You had to contain a moan when he shifted his hips beneath you, practically shoving his pelvis right up against your crotch, forcing you to feel a certain hardness that you hadn’t known you were nearly sitting on until that moment. You knew that you should have rushed to get off him, but your bones were melting and somehow, your muscles were stiffer than concrete, making you entirely unable to move.
What the hell was this man doing to you?
“George-” You choked out, half wanting to apologize, half wanting to scold him, any words quickly dying off in your throat.
“At least you’ve woken me up to a gorgeous view.” He mumbled tiredly, licking his lips as he stared you down with his eyes still tiredly half open.
For a moment, you had no clue what he was talking about.
And then you realized that his lazy gaze was fixated solely on your chest. When your own eyes dipped down, you realized in horror that in your sleep, your shirt had slipped down (likely aided by the fact that you were only wearing one strap due to the god-forsaken handcuffs). So now one of your breasts was completely out, while the other was mostly there, leaving little to the imagination. Not that George would have to imagine, with what he had seen in the mirror earlier.
You gasped and moved to pull the fabric up with your one free hand, but George’s hand caught yours. You had no clue why - but you froze under the touch, leaving yourself exposed to his hungry eyes.
“Not so fast, pretty girl.” He whispered, causing harsh goosebumps to pop up all over your skin at a rate so fast that it was almost painful.
You found yourself numb with shock and terrible intrigue as he ripped the neckline of the fabric out of your fingers and pulled it even further down with utter urgency - pulling the one remaining strap of your shirt down over your shoulder and your free hand and discarding the thin fabric of the top so that it was bunched around your waist. This left your breasts heaving freely in the air as you struggled not to hyperventilate with the pure anticipation of what would come next.
This was beyond uncharted territory.
George kept steady eye contact with you as he then moved his hand - agonizingly slow - toward your breast, almost as if afraid that you would suddenly change your mind and smack him across the face for daring to do such a thing. But when no signs of displeasure came from you, he began groping your breast heavily - digging his fingers into the flesh in an utterly possessive, rough way that made you moan and arch your chest toward him.
You unintentionally ground your crotch against his, your body writhing with pleasure against your will. You became ever more conscious of the large bulge beneath you (that seemed to be growing larger) and the heat between your thighs that was so demanding that it was almost painful for you. He gave a small smirk that would have been utterly insufferable any other time - still kind of was - but you couldn’t even bring yourself to comment on it as you were overwhelmed with pleasure from his touches.
“Fuck, George-” You hissed out, the words leaving you without permission, your mind still partially convinced that you were still asleep and simply caught up in a bizarre wet dream.
“I’ve got you,” He mumbled back hotly, his voice dripping with urgency.
You were surprised when he removed his hand, causing you to let out a whimper of disappointment from deep within the back of your throat. You were surprising yourself with your own desperation - but his touch was so hot, so perfect.
Thankfully, he didn’t leave you cold for long - he moved his touch to your hip and used his grip to scoot you up his body. You were forced to truly feel his strength now, something you had seen him apply to heavy boxes and stuck doors - but it was so much different when you felt it applied to you. Feeling his strong arms against you forced you to see him as more powerful than you had ever imagined him, and it caused an embarrassing clench in your cunt.
You almost yearned being moved off his bulge, missing the feeling of it underneath you as you now sat on his lower stomach. And that mental yearning meant that you didn’t see that he had intentionally moved you to be closer to his mouth - now set on devouring your gorgeous tits as he now knew that you would allow him to touch them.
From there, he didn’t waste another second. He arched himself up off the pillow into a rather uncomfortable position that put his head right at your breasts, moving your cuffed arms so that he could lean on that elbow and forcing you to lean on your hand near his hip. But you didn’t care about the awkward positioning as his mouth engulfed your breast with eagerness and warmth and he began to suck, lavishing you with intense attention that immediately lit your body on fire and flooded your panties with wetness.
Fuck, he was good.
“Oh!” You hissed out, unable to contain yourself. “Oh, fuck!”
You began instinctively grinding yourself against the perfect softness of his stomach, your cunt tingling and needy as he tongued at your nipple. He moaned against your tit, bringing his hand up to better push the fullness of your flesh into his mouth, downright nuzzling his face into your chest with a very characteristic greediness. Clearly, he couldn’t get enough - now that he had permission to touch you, he wasn’t going to give you up so easily.
He began harshly sucking on your nipple and tonguing around it, causing you to grip onto the sheets of the bed beside his hip with your still chained hand, overwhelmed by the sharp shocks of pleasure coming from his mouth on you. You were desperately needy to cling onto something with your other hand, and you finally landed on gripping onto his ginger hair - weaving your fingers into the fiery redness and holding on fiercely, shoving him tighter into your breast while your chest arched up into him, inadvertently smothering him.
(Not that he would ever want to escape, not even if you started to pull away.)
You could do little more than whimper and gasp into the darkness, seemingly a victim to his selfish whims now. You could do nothing but writhe against him, grinding your clothed cunt against his body as you grew hotter and hotter, no longer able to deny your intense attraction to him. Especially not with the way your underwear was sticking to you and every fiber of your being was screaming with lust. All you would do was hope that he wouldn’t be too stubborn to fuck you now.
All you had was the tiny shred of hope that he wouldn’t deny you and leave you needy just to prove some stupid point.
Soon, George did pull off your nipple, only to kiss a hot path across to the other breast, leaving a few fierce bites along the way - his sharp teeth digging into your skin only causing you to let out increasingly pathetic moans. As he wrapped his lips around your other nipple and sucked, you could hardly stand it anymore - you were growing too impatient, too hot and dizzy. Your pussy was clenching around nothing, your clit was singing with need, aching for attention. It was all too much, having his hot mouth laving attention on one of your most sensitive areas - but at the same time, you desperately needed more.
“George, please-”
You whimpered, tugging on his hair, trying to pull him away from your chest. You were desperate to get his attention elsewhere, onto more important things.
Surprisingly, George did comply, leaning back from your skin with his lips rosy pink and slightly swollen now, a perfectly smug grin forming on his face that had regret swirling in your stomach. You hated that grin so much. But at the same time, that stupid expression had you swimming with lust.
“You know, Miss L/N, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you say ‘please’ for anything. Not for as long as I’ve known you,” He hummed, his voice descending into a raspy husk as lust overtook him - it was a tone that shook your insides and caused even more wetness to ruin your clothes.
You hadn’t even realized it. The word just felt so natural on your lips.
You hated it.
Naturally, your mind went on the defensive. Not so sharp as to scare him away, of course. But you wanted to play the game, rather than shrinking down into some docile, complacent little thing.
“Maybe you’ve ever done anything worthy of evoking true manners from me up until now.” You replied, impressed with yourself that you managed to keep your voice so steady as his large, intensely hot hand stroked up your back, reminding you how strong his touch was.
“I can’t wait to see your polite side.” George whispered, all hot breath, the words dripping with a kind of innuendo that could only exist between the two of you.
Before you could blink, he used that strong hand on your back to shove you down into him, poking a weak muscle between your shoulder blades that he seemed to know would knock you over. Almost like he had spent time analyzing all your weak spots from afar; like he had spent time planning every detail of this moment in his mind so that it would be perfect and go off without a hitch, just like he did with his pranks. Of course, it worked just like he wanted it to, even when his pranks didn’t. So this simple move sent you tumbling into his lips, locking the two of you into the very first kiss that you ever shared.
Though this kiss wasn’t chaste or sweet or romantic - it was nothing like he had dreamed it would be, and somehow, that made it even more perfect.
You moaned whorishly against his lips, desperately trying to suck breath into your lungs as he consumed your mouth, making you even dizzier. And of course, your efforts to breathe were even further defeated when he used a quick, well thought out move to flip the two of you over. He kept his mouth glued to yours, continuing to move his lips against you with a kind of skill and finesse that had the world melting around you. You couldn’t even wonder where he had gotten all the practice or be jealous of his past conquests, because you were enjoying yourself too much.
The moment he had you on your back, he spread your thighs with his knees and positioned himself there, hovering above you, kneeling between your legs. Then he moved your hands to a position above your head, rattling the chain of your joined wrists beside your ear, causing you to remember the handcuffs, the entire reason you were in this bed in the first place. It was something you had almost forgotten about at this point due to the mind-numbing pleasure that he was now giving you.
You would never say it, but you were almost thankful for the stupid prank now.
A little too soon for you, he pulled his lips away, and whispered against your mouth:
“You know, love, if you wanted me to fuck you, all you had to do was ask.”
It was another wave of cocky energy from him, boastful and prideful, and it caused a terrible shiver of lust through you. You didn’t have the room to admit that up until now, you had barely realized that you wanted him to fuck you in the first place, let alone knowing how badly you wanted it.
You had been far too busy being annoyed with him to ever realize that somewhere under the frustration and anger, you were turned on by him.
All you could do was gasp in reply when he left another sharp welt on the top of your breast with his teeth, clearly intent to mark you. He then moved his unchained hand down from where he had pinned your wrists above your head, teasing his fingertips down your body, just barely grazing your skin in a way that made you gasp and arch into his touch. With the roughness of his calloused fingertips, contrasted by the agonizingly gentle touch, your muscles seized up at the slow taunting that he raked over you - something that was barely enough, yet sent shocks of stimulation through your whole body.
“Stop - stop teasing,” You moaned out, all breath, wanting it to sound a lot more demanding than it ended up being.
“Oh? You want me to stop, do you?” George echoed back, pure trouble in his voice the second you heard it.
He then moved off you completely, rolling back over to his own side of the bed and putting far more distance between the two of you than you ever would have wanted in those moments. You let out a kind of wounded sound that you didn’t even know you were capable of, absolutely insulted by his actions. You shoved yourself up on your elbows to stare blearily through the dark for him, wondering what the hell he was doing.
“Well, goodnight again, I suppose.” He said, sarcasm ripe in his voice as he laid back onto his pillow and closed his eyes, clearly pretending to sleep.
“George!” You squealed, downright annoyed once again. “George Fabian Weasley, I swear to Merlin, if you don’t-!”
“Oh, you’re going to threaten me into fucking your brains out?” George chuckled, cutting you off and making you choke on your words as your throat swelled with embarrassment. That had been your idea, yes - but now that he said it aloud, it sounded incredibly stupid. “Also, how do you know my middle name?”
You could answer that by reminding him of a time that his mother had been loudly shouting across the shop because he had sent her a package full of seemingly endless, expanding confetti and balloons for her birthday - but you didn’t want to kill his wood completely by bringing her up.
“Nevermind.” He sighed, the thought dying off in his mind.
(As he eyed your breasts, which were still so beautifully out in the open, anything else seemed unimportant.)
Just as you hoped, he did turn back toward you and crawled back on top of you - this time kneeling high above you, truly lording his height over you even while not even standing, creating a tall, intimidating shadow above you that only turned you on more. He also entwined his fingers with yours between your chained hands so that the handcuffs wouldn’t further maim your poor wrist.
“Let me give you a taste for how this works, love.” He said, his voice so utterly confident as he stared you down with fire in his eyes.
He began skimming the fingers of his other hand along the waistband of your shorts, just above the fabric, making your muscles quiver under his touch. It was the barest touch of skin on skin, and it made you whimper out so pathetically. You hated that he was continuing to tease you in the most terrible way as your pussy wept inside your underwear.
“I am the one in control here.” George stated firmly. “Right now, I’m not just some idiot you can yell at to get what you want.”
Staring into his eyes as he said this, seeing the dark lust that lived there - it truly thrilled you.
This was the first time in your life that you were actually excited to hear a man say something like this, and not simply tempted to slap him for it. Or at the very least, you didn’t even feel the urge to challenge him into submission. Perhaps it was because you truly trusted George - you trusted him with your life, always felt safe around him because you knew that he had nothing but goodness and nobility in his heart. With him, you were absolutely eager and dripping with slickness to find out what he would do when you eagerly gave up control to him.
“Outside of this room, you are a queen and I will be your humble servant.” he explained, grinning at you while he said the words. “I will get on my knees to help you put on your shoes, I will pour your wine, I will massage your feet after a long, tiring day, I will cook your meals and hand-feed you if you so desire-”
Was he trying to make himself sound like the most tempting man in the world?
“But within the walls of this room, you are mine.”
The words, and the sudden shift of his voice to roughness absolutely shook you. You let out a girlish gasp and he smirked at you.
He dug his fingers into the waistband of your shorts and panties together and used the elastic as a tether to yank you harshly down the bed, just a few inches closer to him. It was an impressive show of strength that had you yelping out in pleasure, shocks of electricity shaking you, your eyes still tethered to his, utterly enraptured in his gaze as his ravenous, smooth honeyed words continued.
“You will do as I say, you will live for my pleasure, and you will beg for it if you want anything in return. You will be nothing but a set of holes for me to use. You will be a good girl for me - no lip, no backtalk, no whining. No complaining if you ever want my cock, do you understand me?”
You found yourself panting, now - so overtaken by lust at his words, your body supercharged by everything he was forcing you to imagine that you were reacting as though he was already fucking you when he hadn’t even taken off your bottoms yet. If you were conscious past the intense pleasure, then you would have hated how much power he held over you. But perhaps you let go because he was just the right person to wield that power without abusing it.
“How does that sound, love?”
Of course, with all of his perfect nobility - he still had to ensure your consent.
“Perfect.” You huffed in return, licking your lips to try and combat some of the dryness that was blooming through your mouth. “George, please-”
He cut off your whining with another kiss, locking your joined hands above your head, making the whole thing feel desperately intimate as he pinned your hand to the bed with his fingers warmly entwined with yours. With your fingers laced together, it felt far too sickly sweet for what you knew was coming next. All you could do was grip his hand tightly back as you moaned into his mouth, gripping his thighs with your knees and bucking up against him, hopelessly seeking friction on your poor, weeping cunt.
He couldn’t help but to love this version of you.
He had been dreaming of this for years. He had imagined it so many different ways - getting you alone in an abandoned classroom when the two of you had been back at Hogwarts; getting you alone in his office in the shop now. He had spent so long imagining what it would be like to get you underneath him, moaning and lustful for him. The reality was so much better. And he certainly wasn’t going to waste it now.
With his lips still pecking at yours, delivering surprisingly sweet kisses, he started finally pulling down your shorts, bringing down the fabric of your underwear along with them. You raced to help him, yanking them down over your body with your one free hand, entirely eager to get him to touch you where you needed it most. If this were any other time, you would have hated looking pathetic and needy in front of him, but in the darkness, in the isolated quiet in the room, it almost felt natural to let yourself finally fall to your inner most whims.
Especially after the entirely bizarre day that you’d had of being chained to him and having what felt like a date with him, this didn’t seem so strange.
In fact, the longer this went on, the more and more it felt right.
It felt right to be underneath George, having his heated gaze tracing over every inch of you.
You didn’t even have room in your lust-clouded brain to consider the fact that this might have been his plan all along. That right from the moment he had handcuffed the two of you together, he had been waiting to get you naked and needy underneath him.
Which actually wasn’t true at all. He really had been planning to unlock you from the cuffs the moment that you freaked out and threatened to hex him. But sometimes, his mistakes just had a way of working out really, really well in his favour.
And that couldn’t be more true as he tossed your clothes careless over his shoulder and came face to face with your gloriously pretty pussy - the prettiest pussy he had ever seen in his life.
He put his hand on your thigh and forced your legs open, likely with more force than he had originally intended, but you didn’t seem to mind. In fact, he was all the more riled up when he heard you let out a pretty moan and your lips dropped open with shock - so he took it even further, pressing your thigh up into your stomach almost harshly.
He couldn’t help it. He couldn’t help getting a bit too excited about the perfect whiff of your natural smell he caught and the glistening wetness he saw clinging to your pubic hair. (His eyes now well adjusted to the dark, especially with a bit of light coming in from the window, casting a glow over your body that made you look even more perfect.)
“Oh, fuck-” You gasped, clearly loving the way he took control over your body.
So you did like to be manhandled a bit, you liked him using your body for his own pleasure.
“Merlin, look at that,” He said, his voice a deep pleasurable hum, unable to take his eyes off the sight of your gorgeous pussy. “Dripping for me, aren’t you, love? Sweet little cunt just drooling everywhere. So fucking wet for me.”
Your pussy was swollen, puffed with blood from how turned on you already were, downright sticky - utterly glistening as you continued to leak out wetness in anticipation. You were clenching with need and spilling more, smearing some of that wetness onto your inner thighs and even beginning to leak onto the sheets.
(George made a mental note that if somehow he couldn’t get you back into this bed, he wouldn’t wash these sheets. He knew it was sick and perverted, but he would want to smell you on them for as long as possible - wanting to have something to keep his fantasies going and to assure him that his hadn’t been one very detailed wet dream.)
He couldn’t resist the urge any longer - he skimmed his touch down your thigh and dipped his fingers in, letting out a quiet moan himself as he finally felt you - as he was finally able to feel how wonderfully wet and hot you were for the first time.
“Fuck, this is the most perfect pussy ever.”
George moaned, leaning down to kiss along your shoulder as he continued exploring you with his fingers, still teasing - sloppily stirring your wetness, teasing just to the edge of your entrance before he came and bumped up against your clit and back. He loved the way a moan threatened out of your throat and the way you arched up toward him as he did so.
“So much better than I ever imagined.”
His words hit you like a truck.
He had imagined you like this before?
He had thought about you sexually before?
You were shocked. You had no clue that he had ever thought of you this way before.
“George,” You gasped out, reaching up with your free hand to grasp his shoulder, and he hummed out a moan of acknowledgement in return. “You’ve - you’ve thought about me before?”
He let out a chuckle, and the nearly mocking tone of it caused your cunt to clench horribly (something that you certainly didn’t expect). Seconds later, he rose up from kissing your neck to look you in the eyes. He traced over your face, and when all he found was genuine shock, he decided to indulge you.
“Of course I have, sweetheart.” He told you, nothing but pure honesty on his lips.
He finally brought his touch up to your clit, causing a gasp to rocket from your lungs as he drove sharp stimulation over the sensitive organ all at once - drawing hard circles onto the tiny, swollen bead with the tips of his fingers for a moment before he stopped. Then, he began to circle lazy touches there as he continued to speak. This had you panting harshly in his face while his words floated into your nearly numb ears.
“You have no idea how many times I would see you walking down the corridor in those pretty skirts, with your shiny heels and your black stockings and all I could think about was shoving you over a desk and ripping a hole in the arse of those tights so that I could fuck you senseless.”
“Oh, fuck.” You gasped in return.
Of course, this immediately put a vision in your mind of him cornering you in an empty classroom and shutting up your bitchy complaints by shoving his cock down your throat.
Or - as he had said, bending you over a random, dusky old desk and ripping a hole in your tights so that he could fuck you senseless. Your sex-addled brain even did you the favour of adding something delicious to the picture - him gagging you with his Gryffindor tie and guiding the length of it around to the back of your head to use as a kind of leash. Both for practicality to keep you quiet so that you wouldn’t get caught, and as a humiliation ritual, showing that the big, strong Gryffindor had truly tamed the bratty Slytherin girl.
“You like the sound of that, do you?” He whispered heatedly, pressing more harshly circles into your clit again. “You have no idea how many nights I spent in the Gryffindor dormitory with my hand around my cock, thinking about you - thinking about that mouth, thinking about what it would be like to finally shut you up and have you choke on my cock,”
He growled the words savagely, and you couldn’t help the whimper that you let out in return.
“I spent so many nights awake, wondering what it would be like to have this sweet little cunt wrapped around my cock, dripping for me, soaking my bullocks - wondering what it would be like to finally have you underneath me, moaning for me, begging me to make you cum.”
You bucked your hips up into his touch, crying out as a grinding madness flowed through you. His words swam in your brain and his touch created a fire in you from below, making you hot in a way that you hadn’t known was possible before. He overtook you, causing an ultimate domination over your body that overtook you and ultimately harnessed you under his control.
“Everyone who knows me thinks that my dream for all those years was to run a joke shop,” George whispered frantically. “But my real obsession has been you.”
You drew frantically close to orgasm, and you let out a pathetic sound when George took his fingers off your clit, taking his touch away from where you needed it most. He dipped his fingers back down to your hole, circling his fingertips around the needy gape and even slipping his touch in, just barely teasing his fingers inside - threatening you with more but not yet fulfilling you in the way you needed.
Little did you know, in his mind, he was getting back at you for all those nights, getting his own little petty revenge for all the times he had pathetically cum in his own hand while dreaming about you.
“You’re lying,” You gasped in return, forcing yourself to believe that everything he had said so far was simply for the sake of dirty talk.
You tried your hardest to angle your hips the right way, trying to trick him into touching you where you needed it the most. But of course, he was smarter than that, always clever even if he was ‘stupid’. And even if he was one hand down, he could still outsmart you. He used a knee on your inner thigh to pin you down, keeping you in place - something that had you letting out a little pathetic moan as he teased his touch back up to your clit and drew more light, taunting circles there.
“I wish.” He chuckled in response. “If I were lying, then I wouldn’t have been such a pathetic fool all these years - pining after a woman I thought I had absolutely no chance with.”
Again, these words punched you in the gut. And strangely, he did have a point there.
“Do you think it was fun for me having you around the shop but knowing that I couldn’t reveal my feelings for you because I thought that you would never feel the same way?”
He growled out, fire in his eyes that immediately struck you in the gut.
“Do you think it was fun for me - running to my office every ten minutes because I saw you bent over something and I could barely hold back? Because you looked up at me with those damn eyes? Because you called me Sir and my cock got so hard that I could barely think and I had to lock myself in my office and wank my cock raw just so I could attempt to stay sane?”
These words truly left you breathless.
You remembered times when you were having a particularly bad day and he had been getting on your nerves. Days when him giving you orders about stocking shelves or helping customers had caused you to call him ‘Sir’ in a griping, sarcastic tone - ‘Yes, Sir’ ‘I’ll get that done right away, Sir’ ‘Rearrange the front display again, Sir? Of course, Sir.’
At the time, it had been because you were being annoying on purpose, performing a sarcastic version of politeness because he had complained about you back-talking too much. You had always thought that him letting out a huff and stomping away was his way of showing that he was done with your bitchy attitude and fed up with you in general.
You had no idea that the ironic title turned him on.
“You like it when I call you Sir?” You posed, still breathless, a unique spark of mischief glinting in your eyes as you thought of all the ways that you could use this fact against him.
George absolutely loved that look - loved to see you scheming, because he had never seen you do it before. He had only ever seen you too terribly serious.
Perhaps he had done something utterly dangerous by revealing such a deep secret, by giving you a puppet string of his that you could pull on. But he didn’t care all too much about that right now, because he loved the way that the word sounded on your lips. If he had damned himself, he was having a great time on the way down.
“Yes,” He admitted weakly, unable to stop himself.
His hand moved from the wetness of your pussy, now shaking slightly as he moved to grip your thigh, simply needing to hold on to something.
You gave him a wicked grin as you moved your free hand to the tie on his pajama pants, heavily eyeing the impressive bulge that you had been sitting on not long ago. You wanted him out of those pants - yearning to feel the fullness of it, desperate to know what he would be like inside of you.
“Please, Sir, I need your cock.” You moaned out, pulling the tie on his pants, giving him your best seductive expression, now fully able to take advantage of a kink that you didn’t know he had.
“Oh fuck,” George moaned, his head collapsing against your breast as he became breathless - hearing you say the words punched the air out of his chest, twisted up his stomach in the most perfect way.
You resisted the urge to laugh at how abundant and instant his reaction was, biting your lip to stifle the sounds. Oh, hell yes - you were definitely going to use this knowledge to your advantage in the future.
“You’re bloody evil.” He added on quietly - no punch behind the words, not truly smiting you for playing into a fantasy that he had always wanted to see come to life.
In fact, he helped you untie his pants, and he was quick to shuck them off, along with his underwear, just as eager to get his cock out as you were. This resulted in a sharp gasp from your lips as the heaviness of his cock flopped out and fell onto your thigh while he pushed the fabric down and untangled it from his ankles.
He propped himself up on his knees to toss his pants over the side of the bed, and it gave you a chance to fully admire his cock in the minimal lighting. If you hadn’t felt the size of his bulge earlier, you would have almost thought that the sheer size of what you were looking at was some kind of visual trick due to the shadowiness of the room.
But there was no denying it - he was huge.
His cock was a stunning nine inches long, tall and skinny like he was, pale with a bright red tip (exactly like a mini George). An intimidatingly long rod that swung out from his body like a beast - standing stiff and proud, leaking precum, clearly tight with need from how badly he wanted you. Unconsciously, you licked your lips just from looking at it.
It was by far the biggest cock you had ever seen (including ones you had seen in dirty magazines), let alone the biggest one you had ever been fucked with. You could only imagine how it was going to feel fucking you open, reaching so far up inside of you that you would be able to feel him in -
“Biggest you’ve ever seen?” George posed, smirking at you, his expression far too cocky for your liking… But you supposed that he had a right to be cocky this time. However, that thought made you hate it even more. “Biggest you’ve ever taken?”
He reached his free hand down and began slowly stroking himself, and you felt drool collecting in your mouth as you watched his beautifully large hand grip that cock - it was utterly mesmerizing.
You chose not to answer his question, but your stunned expression and lack of words was more than enough of an answer for him.
He gave you a truly filthy smirk as he spoke again.
“I always knew those Slytherin boys just couldn’t measure up.”
This caused a jolt in your stomach.
You had never told him about your trysts with boys from Slytherin, and you had hoped that the Hogwarts rumor mill wouldn’t get to you - but you couldn’t be so lucky, could you?
“George, please don’t-” You choked out his name, hoping that he wasn’t judging you.
And of course, he wasn’t.
“Shh, shh.” He said, raising his hand up to gently stroke your cheek, cutting off anything else you had to say. “It’s alright - you’re with the best now. You can forget about all the rest.”
Of course. He didn’t care who else you had been with - he only cared to make you forget about any other man who had fucked you by making a distinct impression. He only cared about proving that he was the best.
He wasn’t trying to call you out as some kind of whore… he was just being prideful, as any Gryffindor would be.
“Not until you prove it.” You huffed out, feeling strangely brave. “Force me to forget about all the others. Make it so that I can only remember the feeling of your cock inside me, George.”
The heat in George’s eyes seared to a bleeding madness, and you knew that you had pushed just the right button.
He let out a laugh - not his usual sweet, harmonious laugh, but one that was laced with maniacal madness - a sound of warning that had your breath stilling in your chest, had your stomach twisting around itself as you quaked with anticipation. You carefully took in each of his movements as he scooted up between your thighs, pumping his cock a few more times in his hand before he took the base gently between his fingers, teasing his cock along the hot wetness of your slit - still taunting you.
“Will you even be able to take all of it?” He posed, pure mockery in his voice. “No girl I’ve been with ever has.”
Of course, he was bringing up his past conquests, now trying to make you jealous. As the round cockhead bumped against your clit, only further driving you to madness, there was only one thing you could think to say.
“You should know that a Slytherin never backs down from a challenge,” You hissed sharply, spreading your legs more and trying to force your body down onto his cock. “Now shut up and fuck me before I change my mind, Weasley.”
You thought that perhaps this might taunt him into roughly shoving his cock inside of you, finally giving you what you had been craving all night. But no, unfortunately, he had more self restraint than that. He had been practicing his self restraint for years when it came to you.
No - it was as if he knew that the most torturous, agonizing way to go about this would be to go as slow as possible.
“Love, I told you-” He chuckled, continuing to wipe his cock along your wetness, loving how perfect and sticky you felt against him, how warm. “You can’t boss me around - not here. You can complain all you like, but I am the one who decides how this goes.”
His stunning confidence and unwavering attitude had you swallowing thickly - for once, you were truly intimidated by him.
Because you knew that he was right.
He finally brought his cock down to your entrance and pushed in so utterly slowly, popping the round head into the tightness of your hole - something that caused him to let out a perfect, deep groan as he savoured the feeling of you sucking him in for the first time.
From there, it was the most creepingly slow, inch by inch movement that you thought you were going to burst.
You wanted to scream as he kept you pinned in place with his knee on your inner thigh, keeping a hand on the base of his cock to keep himself honest. He had to make sure that he didn’t get too eager and thrust forward into the inviting heat of your pussy and fuck you until you were screaming like he wanted to.
And yes, in his mind, that was one of the reasons he was doing this so slowly. Obviously, he was trying to get you back for your bratty mouth.
But he was also afraid of hurting you. He had meant what he said about none of his previous partners being able to take it all. All of his previous experiences had been shallow thrusts and him not being able to cum from penetrative sex because he had been too terrified to hurt the woman below him, wanting to make it a safe, pleasant experience for her. And he wanted nothing but the same for you, even if he couldn’t cum with you.
“Please,” You whined, trying desperately to buck your hips up, unable to move with the angle he had you pinned at. “Fuck! Hurry up!”
As your frustration and annoyance grew, you dissolved from lust-addled politeness back to the griping bitchiness that you were more accustomed to, hoping that despite his earlier warnings, it would work to get you what you wanted.
Especially because it was more and more difficult to keep yourself composed when his cock was right there.
The fullness of his cock splitting you open, your pussy desperately leaking around him - his thickness, his perfect length making you feel so full. You had managed to take all of him - it wasn’t anywhere close to a challenge. You had no clue why he was sitting still, why he was so intent on making you wait with his cock just sitting inside of you. You didn’t know why he was just splitting you open, taunting you as the muscles of your pussy quivered around him and your body silently begged for more.
You needed him to move. You needed him to pound you senseless until you couldn’t remember your own fucking name.
“Hurry up and fuck me!” You cried out, tears leaking from the corner of your eye as your desperation only grew.
You let out a shocked gasp when he reached up and grabbed you by the jaw - a rather aggressive hold in contrast from the sweet, soft, teasing touches that he had been using with you all night. He dug his fingers into your cheeks, forcing your gaze to meet his. The roughness immediately sent a thrill through you. This caused you to leak even more wetness around where the two of you were joined, making your pussy flutter around his cock as he growled his next words at you.
“If you don’t behave yourself, missy, I’m not giving you the last two inches.” He told you, heaving hot breath into your face.
The last two inches?
But -
Oh fuck.
The reality hit you like a ton of bricks - the fact that he wasn’t fully inside you, not yet. The fact that there was more of his cock to come. Within seconds, it truly broke your mind - it filled you with intense desire and had moans echoing from your lungs that you couldn’t control.
“You’re so big!” You moaned out, truly trying to comprehend the size of his enormous cock. “You’re so big! Fuck - you’re so big,”
You craned your neck down, trying to get a better look at where the two of you were joined, now desperate to see those last two inches still sticking out, barely able to picture it. Your neck began to ache and you couldn’t see properly with the angle and ultimately, you gave up and collapsed back onto the pillow.
“Yes love, I warned you.” George said, giving another terrible smirk. “Do you still want it?”
“Yes!” You chirped back - there was no other answer in your mind. “Fuck, please!”
He chuckled and smoothed his thumb along your chin, dipping the digit between your lips, trying to soothe some of your stunned words by giving you something to do with your tongue. You eagerly started sucking on his thumb, too dumb with pleasure to think about your pride. And finally, he eased those last two inches inside of you, causing you to moan wildly against his finger, feeling a beautifully stinging kind of fullness that you never would have imagined was possible.
When George’s pelvis finally hit your inner thighs, finally sinking all the way inside of you, both of you moaned intensely. You had no idea that this was his first time truly being this deep inside of someone, truly feeling all that heat and wetness swallowing up his cock. Both of you were loving the feeling so much, loving being so wrapped up in the other person, clutching at the other person’s hand - so much so that it almost made that horrible collection of metal still wrapped around your wrists almost seem forgivable. (Almost.)
“Good girl.” He sighed, the words coming off his lips so naturally. “Such a good girl, taking all of me.”
You choked on your breath at this, and then let out another moan as the words truly hit you.
This was the first time anybody had ever called you good. Ever.
Even though it was a lustful pet name, it triggered a need for validation deep within you that you had long tried to turn off, and it melted everything inside of you, making you even warmer and more pliant on his cock.
He pulled his hand away from your face, pulling his thumb out from between your lips - he wanted to hear you now. And he was easily satisfied as your moans echoed even louder as he finally began to move his cock.
It was a slow grind of his hips quickly turning into sloppy, quick fucking as he lost himself in the feeling of your warm, perfect cunt. Distantly, he was thankful that Fred wasn’t home (especially because neither of you had remembered to close the bedroom door before going to sleep). But part of him wouldn’t have even cared if Fred was around, because of all the times he had woken up to the sounds of Fred and Angelina going at it and had to retreat to the shop to do some late night work just to escape it.
Though that distant thought soon became a ghost in his mind as you continued to moan and squirm below him.
He hammered his hips into you at a smooth, even pace - he loved the feeling of you around him so much, and he was afraid to cum too early. And it was instantly clear to you that he was holding back, rather than using this delicious, long cock to its full potential. As your pussy quivered around him, a harsh tingling in your stomach cried out, aching for more.
“Harder!” You demanded, your voice breathless rather than sounding truly authoritative at all. “Fuck me harder! Come on!”
“I thought you were gonna be good for me,” He growled out, his voice gravelly and perfect.
He slowed his hips to an unbearable grind, once again intent on teaching you a lesson. He shoved his cock deep inside you, stuffing you full and rolling his hips tightly against you, reminding you just how impossibly big he was as he gripped tightly onto your hip, likely leaving marks. He pinned you in place as he forced you to feel the full might of his cock, punishing you with every precious inch.
“But you’re just a demanding little brat, aren’t you?” He huffed, sounding self righteous as ever.
“And you’re just a tease.” You whined in return, a pathetic moan leaving your lips as his pelvis pressed against your clit, making your whole body shake. “I b-bet you can’t even make me cum.”
You tried offering up a challenge, hoping he would be determined to prove you wrong, hoping that you could use that Gryffindor stubbornness to your advantage. But instead, he simply smirked at you, rolling his hips against you in deeper, slower strokes - and he became even more satisfied when your wetness leaked down over his balls and he felt your stomach quake against him.
Your body was telling him everything he needed to know. You were desperate, and he could do whatever he wanted to you. He was in control.
“Why should I? Why would I want to give into a needy brat like you?” He posed, the low rumble of his voice only driving you more insane. “I could just pull out now and leave your little pussy all alone. I could leave you gaping and needy. I could just leave you like this without letting you cum at all.”
You had to forcefully bite your lip to keep yourself from outright begging - to stop that needy thing inside of you that wanted to cry and grovel and beg him not to do that because it would be the worst possible outcome. Now that you had gotten a feel for what his cock was like, you couldn’t imagine not having it. You couldn’t imagine not cumming on his cock before the night was through. That would be a tragedy of epic proportions.
But you knew that George Weasley was just as stubborn as you were, and he would pull out and leave you wanting just to prove a point, even if it meant that he fell asleep with his cock hard and covered in your wetness. He would suffer if it meant that you did too.
You had to play things extremely carefully from here.
“If you did, then you would just have to watch me touch myself until I do cum.” You said, trying your hardest to sound confident. It was difficult to keep your voice even as he ground his hips tantalizingly slowly against yours, driving the tip of his cock impossibly deep inside of you. “And - and you wouldn’t be able to leave.” You added on, gesturing with your cuffed hands, reminding him of your ever-present attachment. “S-so you should just fuck me yourself and do it right.”
Sadly, this didn’t seem to phase him.
He leaned down, whispering his next world-ending words into your ear.
“I could pull out and fuck in you in the arse instead,” He rumbled in your ear, absolutely no hesitation in his words. “I could stop touching your pussy completely and cum in another one of your pretty holes to get myself off and just leave you wanting, leave you begging for more. Teach you a lesson.”
This idea sent sparks shooting off in your brain - something you had never thought about before, something you had never even considered wanting - the idea alone now had your cunt drooling more pathetic wetness around George’s cock. Your mind became consumed by thoughts of him punishing you by fucking you in the ‘wrong’ hole just to teach you a lesson.
George felt that extra bit of wetness - heard the little gasp you let out that you hadn’t even noticed went past your own lips. He let out a dark chuckle in response.
“Wow, you actually like that idea, don’t you?” He laughed. “You’re such a nasty little bitch.”
Before any insecurities could creep in, he let out a dreamy sigh and added on:
“Oh, my dirty, sweet girl - I love it.”
And then he swooped down, capturing your mouth in another heated kiss that had you moaning wildly against his tongue.
Despite not wanting to give into your bratty demands, George felt an intense need growing inside of him. Between the feeling of your perfect, warm cunt surrounding him and how perfectly turned on he was by you - he felt a need to hear more of your moans. He felt a need to please you.
So ultimately, he gave in. And he did pick up his pace. All too soon, he devolved into a completely mindless, sloppy mess. He was driving his hips forward with almost no finesse, fucking into you with sharp, hard strokes that began driving you cleanly up the bed as he pounded into you harshly. The pure power in his hips knocking the wind out of you as the way his cock smacked into your cunt caused loud, wet sounds to echo throughout the room, barely concealed by his groans and your responsive moans of pleasure.
“Oh fuck, fuck-” You gasped, everything in the world becoming numb to you except for the feeling of his cock continuously driving up into you, that impossibly long, large thing that was creating a void inside of you that no other man would be able to fill. “George!”
A desperate knot was drawing tighter in your stomach, having been teased into a tight bind all night - it really didn’t take much and your orgasm was already getting so close.
“Please, please, please!”
His mind was swimming as he lost himself to the feeling of that perfect hot wetness surrounding his cock, making it feel like the world around him began and ended with you. And he could have easily stayed inside of you forever. But still, he knew all the signs - the sputtering shallows of your breathing, the way your cunt was fluttering around him, the way your thighs were tensing up, beginning to grip a bit tighter around his hips.
And he was going to make you beg for it.
“That’s it, come on,” George growled ferally, leaning in and pressing his teeth to your cheek, loving the light sheen of sweat on your face and lapping a lick at it, enjoying the taste. He chugged in a breath before he spat out his next words. “Beg for it. Beg me to let you cum. Be a good girl for me. Then you can cum on my cock just like you need to,”
His words - the sheer depravity in his voice made every single nerve ending in your body sing, stealing the breath out of your lungs and temporarily melting your brain. Your voice choked out of your throat and for a moment, all you were able to get out were a few pathetic, nonsensical syllables that truly didn’t add up to any words. You were desperate to comply with his demands as that searing heat grew more maddening in your stomach, as your orgasm became closer. All the while, he continued to pound sharply into your cunt.
Luckily, George took pity on you.
“Say: Sir, please let me cum.” He ordered sharply. “Say it. Be a good girl for me.”
You gulped in a huge breath, and then struggled past the haze of his cock pounding into you in order to comply.
“Sir, please let me cum!” You shouted, your voice much more desperate than you ever imagined it could be, warbling with pleasure as your pussy clenched around his cock. “Please, please, please-”
“Shh, good.” He soothed you, so utterly pleased and turned on by your words. “Such a good girl for me. You’re such a good girl. My good girl,”
He spoke the words with intense liquid madness and determination as he pounded into you harder, bringing his unchained hand down to furiously rub your clit, utterly determined to have you cum on his cock.
“Such a good girl,”
Consciously or unconsciously, he kept repeating it because he wanted you to find it true. Ever since you had looked him in the eyes just those few ghostly days after The War, the only thing truly present in your drunken state being the anchoring harsh truth that you believed you were somehow a ‘bad’ person - it had haunted him.
And he had tried his hardest to spend every single day since then trying to get you to believe that you were a good person. He needed you to know it. You had done good things, and it didn’t fucking matter what anybody else in this fucked up world believed about you.
You were good because he believed it.
You were his good girl.
“My good girl, my precious girl.” He moaned furiously into your skin, licking across your neck as you moaned an echo back.
And now he was trying his hardest to chase any doubts that you had about this out of you by pounding them out of your head with the fury of his cock.
These words - spoken with such intense passion and power that it couldn’t possibly be a lie - this is what had you arching up off the bed as your orgasm ripped through your body.
Those simple but utterly possessive words, the thing that nobody else had ever dared to call you before - the thing that nobody had even considered coming close to labelling you as. Good. It was now something so entirely precious on George’s lips as he sucked a claiming mark into your flesh, moaning ravenously into your shoulder in the process. He continued to fuck you harshly through the waves that whipped at your body, digging his thumb into your clit in a way that was nearly painful but felt so damn good.
“George!” You rasped out his name, your throat raw at this point from how much noise you had been making.
You had never been fucked like this before, and you had a feeling that if George expected this to be a one time thing, no other man would ever measure up for you. Not after this.
As the last of your orgasm ebbed away, leaving you tired and tingling, George’s thrusts slowed down. Eventually, he stilled, leaving his cock rod-stiff and full inside of you, still lighting up the nerve endings of all those absolutely sensitive places and making you ache in the most beautiful way. You were panting harshly as he kissed up your neck, and you did not expect the words that he whispered in your ear next.
“At least now you have a reason to like me.” He said, a light, joking tone to his voice.
You couldn’t help the soft, genuine, breathless laugh that you let off when you heard the words. Coincidentally, in all the time you had known him, it was the first of his jokes that you had ever actually laughed at.
George leaned to your lips and gave you another soft kiss, and you let out a sharp whine as he pulled his hips back. You were expecting that he was going to begin fucking you again - likely at a softer, slower pace due to some gentlemanly regard for your now very sensitive pussy. But you felt a swell of annoyance when he began to pull out completely.
“Don’t you dare pull out!” You hissed against his lips, your sense of entitlement and general attitude immediately swinging back into play.
You moved your hand down to his lower back before he could blink, digging your nails sharply into his flesh and using this touch and your knees on his hips to trap him there. This pushed him slightly forward as you tried to force him back into place.
“Fuck!” He breathed out sharply, thrusting forward instinctively, loving the gasp you let out when his cock slapped against your swollen pussy once again.
The words smacked him so suddenly - you acting like it was a terrible crime for him to pull out. It was most certainly a kink of his, but something that no woman had ever said to him before.
He had dreamt of you begging him no to pull out with his hand around his cock, and now you were literally forcing him back inside of you.
He couldn’t hold back now - he knew that it wasn’t polite or proper, but he shoved his cock inside of you once again, creating a filthy slap as more of your wetness leaked around him. Then, he put all of his unrestrained power into pounding into you, now chasing blind pleasure inside of your perfect cunt. You let out a howl, scraping your nails across his back in delight as a beautiful kind of overstimulation ripped through your body.
“Filthy bitch.” He growled into your breast.
“Fucking tease.” You responded, any desire to behave completely thrown out the window. Now that you had cum, any desperation he had teased into you was gone, and any desire to obey him was gone right along with it. He had wound you up with teasing and given you what you needed, and now you were free to taunt him again. “You were trying to scam me out of what’s mine,”
“Oh yeah, and what’s that?” He replied, growing more breathless as he became lost to the feeling of your cunt squeezing his cock.
“Your cum.” You replied. “You taunt me all night and won’t even cum inside me? It’s not fair.”
With you being such a brat, he should have made some snide, clever reply about how life isn’t fair. But your voice saying the words ‘cum inside me’ quickly sent him hurdling over the edge - this time, you had the upper hand.
Mere moments after the words left your lips, he let out a shuddering groan as he slammed his hips tightly against yours, shoving his cock deeply inside of you to milk the feeling. His shoulders shook, gripping your hand so tightly in his where the two of you were chained as he shot his load deep inside of you, savouring the feeling of cumming inside someone for the first time, so utterly happy that it got to be with you.
He was loving everything from the feeling of your wetness dripping down over him to the way your pussy fluttered around him to the way you gripped his back with your nails and the way you held his hand just as tightly with the other hand. Even the little gasp you released beside his ear as you felt his cum stirring into your guts, marking you so deeply.
“Fuck.” He sighed. “Perfect.”
“Fuckin’ right.” You replied.
You were quickly growing obsessed with the fact that someone like him - polite, courteous, genuine, funny - could dissolve into a beast of a man under the right circumstances. You were growing addicted to both of his sides - the polite gentleman who had made you dinner and set up a perfect romantic atmosphere aftwards, and this man, who was making you lustful and weak on his cock.
You weren’t sure if you could live without this now - without him.
George finally pulled out, and you found the gush of a mess that began spilling out of you halfway satisfying and halfway gross.
“Time to clean up, I suppose.” He hummed out, his voice wrecked.
You thought that he would reach for his wand, going to use some cleaning spell so that the two of you wouldn’t have to navigate trying to shower while cuffed together - though cleaning spells didn’t work as well as good ole fashioned soap and water, it would be a fine temporary fix.
You were absolutely surprised, but entirely pleased by what he did next.
He moved down your body and situated his head between your thighs. Your cuffed hands ended up lingering around your hip, with his fingers digging into the flesh there, while his other hand was on your thigh, holding your legs apart before he dove in with no hesitation. He licked an eager stripe up your cunt, tasting the combined essence of the two of you before he shoved his tongue deep inside of your swollen, gaping hole, now set on ‘cleaning you up’.
“George,” You whimpered out, reaching down with your free hand to grip his hair, needing to hold on.
You couldn’t resist humping your hips into his face as you heavily enjoyed the feeling of his fat tongue lapping at you, slurping up your wetness and his own cum as it flowed out of you.
He began moaning against you, shoving his face tighter into you to feel more of your warmth, determined to lose himself inside of you. This caused his nose to begin bumping up against your clit, perfect stimulation while his tongue fucked inside of you and he lovingly, lazily enjoyed your taste. You couldn’t help but to ride his face, digging your fingers into his scalp as you took a more demanding hold on those gorgeous red locks.
“Holy fuck, George,” You moaned, more undeniable heat stirring up in your belly.
You were bone tired but you wouldn’t have asked him to stop - not for anything.
It didn’t surprise you when a perfect, lazy orgasm rolled through you - one that pitched your breath into a tight gasp as your body stiffened against him, your back arching slightly off the bed. His humming moans against you made it all the more perfect as your thighs quaked beside his head.
He let out one last deep hum of satisfaction as he moved to pull away, leaving a small, tender kiss on your clit that caused your thighs to jolt. Cheeky fucker. Then, he kissed his way back up your body before diving into a sloppy kiss on your mouth. A kiss that had you tasting yourself on his lips, complete with him shoving his tongue past your lips that you could truly soak in the taste of your own pussy combined with his cum, and how utterly filthy it was.
You weren’t surprised to feel his cock still hard against your thigh, and you pulled away from the kiss with only one thing on your mind.
“Stick it back inside me where it belongs.” You huffed at him, looking down the length of his body to that gorgeous cock, now wet with your juices and glistening in the low lighting, so absolutely perfect.
George groaned lowly, clearly affected by your words.
He shocked you when he flipped you over, keeping your chained arms above your head and forcing you onto your stomach, giving you a faceful of pillow as you became filled with hazy confusion. He was quick to shove your thighs apart, and in a moment, he complied with your demand - fucking his hard cock back inside of your sore, needy pussy. This time he didn’t wait for you to adjust before he started fucking his hips into you at a rapid pace, forcing sounds out of you and causing you to fall forward into the pillow, which did smother you slightly.
“So demanding,” He huffed into your ear, hammering his hips even harder. “Good thing that I like demanding, whiny little bitches.”
His words ripped through you, and you forcefully dug your head out of the pillow, turning your chin to the side to get some air in order to muster a reply.
“Good - good thing I like lanky, red-headed gits,” You breathed back, the words not packing nearly as much of a punch with your voice lust-weak and breathless. You sounded just like he wanted you to - defeated. And he continued to pound the air out of your lungs with his massive, impressive cock.
George chuckled, and the sound alone caused a whimper from your lips.
“Yeah, lanky, red-headed gits with huge cocks.” He whispered in your ear, shoving his hips forward harder in a way that caused you to moan loudly again.
…
You didn’t even quite remember falling asleep. All you knew was that you spent most of the night in a tangle of limbs, heated and pleasurable with the one person that you never thought would bring you those feelings.
And you absolutely loved it.
…
The next time you woke up, it was due to the strong morning sun hitting your face.
You almost never slept with the curtains open for this reason.
Even though you had to get up early every single morning to help open the shop, you preferred getting ready in the soft lighting of a table lamp instead of being assaulted by overhead lighting or the damn sun first thing after opening your eyes. And usually, you got up most morning before the sun even rose anyway.
You moved your hand to grab your wand, wanting to use it to shut the curtains and get that damn light out of your face, and you were quickly reminded of the stupid circumstances that had set the whole night in motion.
Your wrist buzzed with pain and a quiet metallic rattle reminded you that you were chained to George Weasley. Chained together with a pair of handcuffs due to a stupid fucking prank. A prank that you never could have guessed would lead to this.
Currently, he was cuddled tightly into your back like a clingy cat, his limbs tangled up with yours, even in the places where the presence of a pair of handcuffs literally kept the two of you bonded together. His legs were entwined with yours and his other arm was underneath your neck with his hand dangling down by your breast - he had fallen asleep fondling it like a comfort toy. His head was nearly on top of yours, with his whole body so tightly pressed into your back, pure skin on skin underneath the covers.
Where you were usually grossly adverse to touch from anyone else, you found yourself oddly loving this. And you didn’t know why. You couldn’t find any complaints about this situation. Except for the goddamn metal bracelet around your wrist that was slowly making your skin more and more sore. Other than that, you wouldn’t have changed a thing. Well, the curtain. You wanted to close the curtain to shield the sun from your eyes so that you could get some more sleep.
You started looking around to find your wand (which, if you remembered, was in your bag, on the floor, over by the wardrobe) - or George’s - but all you could see was a mess of abandoned clothes that caused a flare of heat through your stomach as you were reminded of the night before. And George’s drafts of parchment, his ideas for the shop. As you looked around, unintentionally squirming underneath him, you felt him stirring from his sleep.
He let out a groan as he swelled to consciousness, and the arm under your head moved to grip your body a bit tighter. An oddly comforting move that caused you to relax back into him as he began kissing down your neck warmly.
“Good morning, gorgeous.” He said, the morning rasp in his voice sounding so attractive.
“Morning.” You replied. “I would call it ‘good’ or - better, at least, if this was gone.” You said, shaking your joint wrists for emphasis. “You know people usually take the handcuffs off when the kinky sex is over.”
George laughed.
“Yes, I know.” He replied. “And I am truly sorry that I have put us in such a predicament.”
At least you felt the genuine nature of this apology.
“Thank you.” You replied quietly.
“And at least we know that the next few days of our lives won’t be so utterly terrible while we’re stuck together. We have found a way to make the time pass rather nicely,” He added on, his voice slipping into that suggestive tone as he kissed over your shoulder.
Though something that he said stuck out to you.
“Our relationship being ‘not so terrible’ - will it just be for the next few days while we’re stuck together, or… will it go beyond that?” You dared to ask, glad that he was behind you and you didn’t have to look him in the eye for this.
Relationship.
You were daring to call it a relationship.
What the fuck had happened last night?
Oh the damage a pair of little handcuffs could do.
“Oh, sweet girl.” George sighed, pulling away to hover above you, and you felt his eyes on your face in a way that made you feel far too transparent, far too minuscule. “Look at me, please.”
For some reason, you followed the instructions.
You turned your head, leaning into the comforting strength of his bicep underneath you and looking up at him. In the golden light of the morning, his face was even more beautiful - his red hair now more orange, his skin almost luminous, his smile beaming down at you.
Your stomach twisted with horrible nerves, unable to anticipate what he was going to say next. You hated not knowing if he was going to let you down easy, being the gentleman that he was, or if he was going to say the very wonderfully terrible thing that you were hoping he would say.
“I meant everything that I said last night.” He told you, passionate dedication brimming his voice in a way that made his throat swell, almost causing him to choke on the words. “I have been dreaming about you for such a long time - and not just in a sexual sense.”
This jolted something inside you, truly awakening senses that you didn’t even know you had. This filled you with affection, fear, and maybe even love that you didn’t know you were capable of.
George Weasley…
Had it really been him this whole time?
“Is that so?” You dared to prod at him, your throat quivering with terrible fear as you spoke the words.
George grinned. “Woman, I’ve been in love with you since I was 16 years old.”
He knew it was likely terrible to use that word with you - the big terrifying L. That if his fussy caring and affection had only annoyed you, then surely this would have you attempting to hack off your arm to get free. But instead of anxiety, all he saw staring back up at him was trepidation - intense insecurity as you took an unsure step toward those huge words.
You weren’t ready to flee from something so huge - you were once again terrified that it wasn’t real.
“You - you’re lying.” You declared, your voice quivering even more now. You were trying your hardest to hold back tears while in such a tender state. “I - I was so horrible back then. There’s no way-”
You cut yourself off, a single tear sliding from the corner of your eye as the words died off in your throat.
“Hey, Y/N, come on.” George pressed on. “I wouldn’t lie about this, I mean…” He dove into his mind, remembering it so fondly, knowing that there was only one way to truly convince you. “I’ve had a fondness for you for as long as I can remember. But the moment I truly knew it was love - The Yule Ball. Our Sixth Year, when you wore that big poofy dress, with the big gaudy flower on the chest… your hair was done and your make-up was stunning-”
“Of course you liked how I looked.” You huffed in return, your protective instincts flaring up once again. “It’s easy to fall in love with a girl when she’s wearing a gorgeous, expensive dress.”
“Yeah, but that wasn’t the reason.” George argued firmly. “I didn’t just think you were a pretty girl in a dress. It didn’t really hit me - the fact that I was truly, utterly, hopelessly in love with you - not until I saw you smack that bloke across the face.”
His words speared deep inside your gut, and sent your mind reeling back to a night years ago that you had mostly tried to forget.
For George, it was a very fond memory that he liked to hold onto.
…
The Yule Ball had been talked about at Hogwarts for weeks.
People anticipating the event in hushed whispers, everyone trying their hardest to get dates and moping around if they couldn’t, younger students endlessly upset because they wouldn’t be allowed to attend the once-in-a-lifetime event.
George honestly thought that it wouldn’t live up to the hype, but on the night of, he found himself pleasantly surprised.
The decorations were gorgeous, The Great Hall absolutely transformed from how it looked on a day to day basis. It was nothing short of breath-taking. And, with a few well-researched textile spells, the once wretched looking second hand dress robes that their mother had picked up for them actually turned out quite spiffy. (He did slightly regret not having enough time to lend his newly found tailoring talents to his younger brother to save him from the same embarrassment, but - sometimes little brothers just have to go through the natural hurdles of life on their own.)
Upon Fred’s insistence that he too get a date (after he had made a foolish public show of asking Angelina to the ball, not at all subtle about his interest in her), George walked into the ball with Katie Bell on his arm. Of course, it was only because the girl had been hand-picked and practically shoved in his face by his twin brother - along with a nagging comment about how she was Angelina’s friend, and George would be a crappy wingman if he didn’t bring her along.
She was a sweet, beautiful girl, and George was glad to be keeping her company while Fred went about his ‘twelve step plan’. Apparently it was some long, drawn out map that he had made to marrying Angelina and having kids by the time they were thirty-five, with those future children’s names already picked out - oh, the blackmail he would have against his dear brother if he ever needed it. But George wasn’t exactly thrilled to be stuck playing wingman, babysitting Angelina’s friend while Fred was off in some corner, snogging his date.
Between the dancing and the socialization and the general revelry, George’s eyes kept wandering to you.
His gaze had glued to you the moment you first came in - you were wearing a gorgeous, black and green dress made up of a tattered-looking fabric, something that Fred had snorted and called ‘heinous’, and made a joke about how you looked like you had gotten attacked by ghouls. It made the girls laugh, but George never thought to laugh at your expense, even when you weren’t around to hear.
George thought the dress was beautifully fitting on you, especially with the delicate flowers on the chest and the waist. Your makeup and hair were beautifully done, as always, with a matching flower behind your ear, topping off the way you had styled yourself. Truly, the only thing that ruined the royalty of your look was the twat dragging you around.
Your date was someone George didn’t know the name of - he kept racking his brain and all he could come up with was B. Bradley, Bailey, B… Butt. Arsehole. He chuckled to himself and Katie looked at him strangely. When he asked Katie if she recognized the boy on your arm, she gave a stiffly annoyed brow and said that he was a Ravenclaw boy in his seventh year, the year above you, named Craig Burman.
Burman. Fucker. He had been on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team at one point, for a few months back in George’s Fourth Year.
George smiled to himself when he remembered Burman crying after Fred had broken his thumb with a Bludger. Which was likely why his stint on the Quidditch team had been so short.
Even with that satisfaction in mind, George’s eyes kept wandering to you, watching as you danced with him, as he flirted with you - leaning in and whispering in your ear, too ruddy close for his liking… He couldn’t help the sourness in his stomach when your neutral (almost bored) expression turned into a frown and then you stormed out of the Great Hall into one of the connecting corridors.
George’s insides became even more sour when Burman chased after you.
George also couldn’t help it when he stood up from his chair and began craning his neck over the heads of other people in the room (thankful for his natural tallness), waiting for a moment to see if you would return.
“Is something wrong?” Katie asked, her voice a bright, cheerful chirp.
“Uh… I’ll be right back.” George told her, giving her as much of a smile as he could muster when he was so full of worry.
He bumped his way through the crowd on the dancefloor and made it through the door you had rushed out of, going around the stragglers lingering in the corridor, gossiping and chatting - as he got further from the noise of The Great Hall, he was drawn down one of the other halls by the sound of your voice.
“Are you stupid?!” You shouted, your voice echoing off the stone, intense fury in your tone that made every hair on his body stand on end.
“I - uh - um - ah -”
Another voice came back, not with words, but more as a bit of stuttering nonsense - and you didn’t give the person a chance to form words before you spoke again.
“‘Buh - bah - buh’.” You mocked him, and then let out a huff. “That’s not an answer! I’m serious, are you daft?”
George crept closer, and peeked around the corner in curiosity - and just in time, his eyes came upon the sight of you having backed Burman tight against a wall, your stance large and intimidating, your hand winding back to slap him in the face. The crack of skin on skin was glorious, hrash - clearly, you weren’t holding back.
George couldn’t help the small, silent cheer that he did as your date recoiled, pathetically holding his cheek.
In some part of his mind, he had imagined himself as the valiant knight, coming to rescue you because your date had been treating you poorly. But it became instantly apparent that you didn’t need rescuing. And he found himself even more attracted to you because of that.
“I thought Ravenclaws were supposed to be smart!” You shouted, continuing with your verbal berating of him. “But I suppose your incessant mouth-breathing has deprived your brain of too much precious oxygen and allowed you to recess to a bloody neanderthal in order for you to think this kind of behaviour is at all acceptable!”
George was curious as to what kind of ‘behaviour’ got him on your bad side - knowing you, it could have been something as minor as not using a napkin to wipe his mouth after eating. You were incredibly up tight.
“It’s not my fault, okay?” Burman hissed in return, still clutching his aching cheek. “Blaise said you were easy! That’s the only reason I even asked you out! He said if you had a few drinks-”
George’s insides stilled with shock. That awful fucking cocksucker-
“Oh Blaise said that, did he?” Your voice was clearly struck with intense hurt, which you were trying your best to conceal with rage. You reached to your cleavage, pulling your wand out from the front of your dress, and Burman let out a terrified sound and began to run away, but not before you could raise your wand and fire off a curse. “Furnunculus!”
George stepped toward you then, not wanting you to do anything that might get you expelled due to a mindless momentary fury.
Burman ran away crying, clutching his face tightly as boils began popping up all over his skin, and George grabbed a hold of your wand arm tightly and held you back. He kept you from stepping forward, clearly attempting to pursue him.
“I think he’s had enough.” George huffed quietly.
“I can’t believe you’re siding with him after-.” You cut off your own words, snatching your arm back but thankfully moving to tuck your wand back into the top of your dress, glare sharply at George. “You blokes are all the same, aren’t you?”
“I’m not siding with him.” George replied, quick to clear up the misunderstanding. “I just don’t want to see you expelled over some stupid prat who’s not worth your time.” He told you. “And you should know that I believe in alternate ways to get revenge.”
He almost offered up plans on the spot, already thinking of all the things he was going to do to Burman. But he knew that talk of itching powder and fake bugs likely wasn’t going to make you feel better. At least not right now.
“He - he doesn’t deserve to keep his bullocks after what he did.” You heaved out, the tears in your throat making it more difficult to get the words out. Now that the screaming was done, the upset of the whole situation was truly hitting you.
“What did he do?” George asked, trying his best to keep his voice calm. He knew that it would be hypocritical to let his anger irrationally take over when he had just stopped you from truly feeling yours.
You hastily wiped at your eye, trying to stave off the tears, hating the idea of potentially ruining your make-up, and you forcefully looked away from George before you grunted out: “Why do you care anyway, Weasley?”
George grabbed the decorative cotton pocket square from his jacket and shook it out from being folded, offering it to you as a handkerchief to wipe your tears.
You stared at it, then at him, seeing nothing but genuine concern on his face. You knew that even though he was a prankster, he wouldn’t have thought far ahead enough to sabotage his own suit in order to prank someone with it. You reached out and grabbed the fabric and then began delicately wiping the edges of your eyes with it, still being careful not to ruin your precisely laid make-up, even through your tears.
(You had no idea that to this day, George still kept and treasured the stupid small square of material with your black make-up smudges on it because it reminded him of that night.)
“You can tell me.” He said quietly, trying his best to sound approachable and non-threatening.
“It’s stupid.” You huffed. “Ugh - he’s stupid.”
“I have absolutely no doubts about that.” George replied, rolling his eyes.
“He… he said ‘how many drinks will it take for you to suck my cock?’ And then he tried to take my hand and shove it down his trousers. It was all very juvenile.” You heaved out, trying to get the embarrassing words out all at once. “Like I said, you blokes are all the same.”
“Not really.” George opposed. “When I take a woman on a date, especially one as rare as you, I respect her. I would treat her like a queen and make sure that she knows she is the most beautiful, special, exquisite creature on earth.”
George knew the intense irony behind these words, considering the fact that he had practically been ignoring Katie all night and treating her as lesser because he had been watching you out of the corner of his eye, wishing that you had been his date instead. But he didn’t regret his words or the unhinged passion with which he spoke them - not when he saw you swallow thickly and he witnessed the flicker of affection behind your eyes.
“And if I do have sex with someone, it’s only after a tender seduction that leaves her begging for it.” He added on, feeling far too bold. “I would never be caught using some stupid line like that.”
You opened your mouth to say something, and George wanted to scream in protest when his name was called from further down the corridor.
“George! Psst - Georgie!”
Fred called out, causing his attention to be distracted from you as he whipped around. He found his brother waving at him, standing beside a slightly rumpled looking Angelina, who was hanging tightly onto his arm, and a rather annoyed Katie. He was pointing to a large bottle of Fire Whiskey that was very poorly concealed, being cradled in the breast of his jacket.
“Come on!”
Ah yes. Time for the ‘get drunk in the Gryffindor common room’ section of the evening. George had the urge to invite you, but he knew that would likely be frowned upon by his compatriots.
“You should go.” You said, carefully folding the pocket square with attention to detail, making sure that none of the make-up marks would show on the outside, and then stuffing it back into his pocket.
“That’s yours.” You mumbled, smoothing your hand over the chest of his jacket after you tucked it in - a gentle touch that had his whole body tingling.
“Thank you.” He said quietly, now breathless because of you.
“George!” Fred called out again.
Hesitantly, George walked away, glancing back over his shoulder to let his gaze linger on you once more - wondering what the night would have been like if he had asked you to be his date to the ball instead.
…
A week later, when the boils had just barely cleared up, Craig Burman ran from the Great Hall screaming. He had been delivered a box of sweets that turned into cockroaches right after he bit into the first one. It was a product deemed too unpleasant to go with the WWW line, but as everyone at the Ravenclaw table either laughed or recoiled in disgust, you locked eyes with George across the room, only receiving an all-too-knowing smirk.
…
“That night, I instantly fell in love with your fire. Your fight.” George declared. “Seeing the way you stood up for yourself - I just couldn’t imagine being with anyone else. You are someone who never let any bullshit pass without speaking up against it, and I fell in love with you because of that.”
“You fell in love with me because I was a bitch?” You questioned, still shellshocked by the words.
George let out a snort of laughter, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I suppose… you could put it like that.” He sighed. “But truly, I fell in love with you because you’re strong. Stronger than you ever give yourself credit for.”
You became overwhelmed with tingles of affection, and you were stunned into silence, sitting there quietly as he continued to speak.
“Fred thought I was mad for pining after you for so long, but… there’s never been anybody else for me. Not like this. And if you had never looked my way - if you had never felt the same way about me, then - I guess I would have just died a lonely old bat.”
Your throat nearly closed in on itself, and all you could do was continue to listen to his impassioned speech for a few more moments.
“I meant it when I said that I would do anything for you. I will cook for you and do your laundry and be your little servant boy if you want me to. Having you in my home as my guest last night was one of the best nights of my life, even before the sex, and-”
You couldn’t help it any longer, you pulled him down into a kiss - unsure what to say in the wake of his passionate words, you expressed yourself the only way you could in those moments, kissing him intensely, passionately.
When he pulled away from the kiss, gently pressing his forehead against yours, you tried your hardest to form words.
“You are mad.” You told him, a joking tone to your voice that made him smile. “But I understand it now, at least. And I would like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you… just, without the little chain in the middle.”
George let out another bright laugh - a sound that you absolutely, utterly loved.
“Alright.” He sighed. “But I was rather starting to like being chained to you.”
You let out a bright laugh. “You dickhead!”
“What? Is it so wrong that I want to wear a pretty girl as a bracelet?”
…
Soon, the two of you agreed to get up and get breakfast.
Getting dressed while still stuck together was much easier this time, especially because you weren’t particularly worried about modesty this time around. He simply put his pajama pants back on (without underwear - something that made his soft cock hanging inside the fabric truly distracting for a few moments).
You picked out a pair of clean underwear (he let out a cartoonish whistle and picked through the ones you had packed, making a joke about how all you had were ‘stripper clothes’) - and put your shorts back on. And then he went into the office and got a Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes promotional tee shirt for you, one that he could sacrifice to cut the neck extra wide so that you could pull it up over your hips and step into it. It ended up foolishly falling off one of your shoulders, then, but it was comfortable and mostly covered you, so you didn’t entirely mind.
You had to laugh when you realized that you somehow always ended up in that gaudy orange. But as you watched George carefully nurse a pan of scrambled eggs, his hair glinting in the morning light pouring in through the kitchen window - you had to think that it did kind of suit you.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” George asked, very much not used to you standing beside him, staring at him with doting affection in your eyes.
“I was just…” You leaned in, hiding your face in his shoulder, almost embarrassed. “Thinking about how orange suits me.”
“Orange?” He replied, mischief in his voice. “Or ginger?”
“Shut it.” You sighed in reply, the words playful now more so than angry.
“Georgie!”
You were surprised when someone called out from the sitting room, clearly having just Flooed in.
“Georgie, you awake?”
Fred. It took you a moment to recognize his voice when he wasn’t being snarky or angry.
“Kitchen!” George called back, and then he gave you a confused look. “He’s not supposed to be in for another few days,” He told you, speaking quieter so that only you could hear these words.
Leave it to Fred to ruin your (nearly perfect) weekend.
“Well, brother, you are going to owe me big time-” Fred began speaking in a boastful voice, but cut himself off when he entered the kitchen and his eyes landed on the two of you.
It was likely that he hadn’t been expecting to see you. You were surprised that news of your ‘handcuff’ predicament hadn’t gotten around to the entire Weasley clan just by gossip alone. As Fred’s eyes scanned over the two of you in your (unfortunately) scantily clad state, his eyes grew wider and you resisted the urge to hide behind George out of embarrassment.
“I can explain-” George rushed out, only to be cut off.
“No need.” Fred said, clearly dampening down laughter. “Ron already covered it in his letter.” He held up a parchment envelope, waving it around.
Your stomach dropped. So they had been gossiping.
“Ron?” George choked on the name, upset. “What the bloody hell does he have to go with this? What did Bill do?”
He abandoned his eggs for a moment, tearing across the room, seemingly forgetting that you were attached to him and dragging you uncomfortably along in his pursuit to steal the letter from Fred. Of course, he knew his brother too well and dodged around the table to avoid the move, keeping the letter close to his chest and grinning widely as he released the information slowly, lording over the power for a few minutes.
“Oh, our dear oldest brother was trying to help you,” Fred grinned. “He didn’t want you to have to wait three whole days for an appointment with the curse breaker, especially not while being forced to be attached to such a moody, terrible girl,”
“I did not describe you that way in the letter,” George turned to you, rushing to say this.
You knew he likely wouldn’t have. It was just the other Weasleys’ impression of you. They had interacted with you during your time as an Order member, and they had not liked you much then.
“So he took a copy of your letter and sent it off to Percy, attaching a note asking if he knew anybody else in the Ministry that knew anything about curse-breaking, but - ah, luckily Percy had contact with Ron and Harry’s handler because he helped set up their top secret mission.” Fred continued on.
“So he got a letter to Ron, asking for Harry’s spare key, and Ron sent me this,” Fred said, holding up his letter with intense triumph. “Stupid bloke didn’t know I was busy with my girlfriend…” He mumbled this part furiously. “And I was on my way to rescue you. I cut my vacation short so that I could rescue you because I thought you were here, having a miserable time. But it looks like you’ve been just fine.”
Between the marks on your neck and the scratches on George’s back, and the lack of clothing that you were both wearing, you couldn’t make much of an argument to the contrary. It was very clear what the two of you had gotten up to.
For a few tense moments, nobody spoke.
Fred and George engaged in a terrible staredown, exchanging a wordless conversation that only twins could. It was clear that George wanted to deny that he had a fantastic night last night, despite his outcry for help. And Fred wanted to directly call him out on having sex with you, but didn’t want the gory details because he hated thinking of you that way.
“Did you get the key or not?” George pressed, desperately trying to change the subject.
“Angelina won’t have another week off for three more months!” Fred shouted in return, clearly upset that he had been forced to abandon his time with her.
“Okay, well - it’s not my fault Ron addressed the letter to you and not me. It’s him you should be mad at!” George quickly defended himself, passing the blame as he had been trained to do growing up.
“I am.” Fred said plainly, nodding. “And I suppose since you’re having such a great time with your friend here, I’ll just leave you to it.” He grinned. “And you won’t be needing this.” He opened the envelope and tipped it, and something slid out - the tiny, silver, utterly elusive handcuff key.
You had to contain a gasp when you saw it.
George opened his mouth to argue, but before he could, you did something entirely dumb, and entirely impulsive. (George was rubbing off on you.) It was something entirely grown out of frustration and a hatred for the soreness in your wrist.
You picked up the spatula that George had been using for the eggs, and threw it across the kitchen at Fred, hitting him squarely in the face. He let out a harsh ‘ow!’ and dropped the handcuff key - and you used a quick, simple summoning spell to get the key before it hit the ground, catching it tightly in your palm before he even realized what was going on.
“What was that for?” Fred barked, rubbing a now sore spot on his head and looking from you to the spatula that was now at his feet.
But you were already unlocking the handcuffs at your wrist, so utterly relieved to be free. George grinned at you as you unlocked his side, going so far as to stick his tongue out at his brother in mockery - knowing that this round, he had gotten the victory.
“Well I suppose that since you’re no longer attached to my brother, you can go home now,” Fred said dismissively, still rubbing that spot on his head.
“No, I’m just going back to bed.” You replied, moving toward the kitchen door. Then you turned to George. “And you know what whole ‘making it up to me’ thing? That’s gonna start right now. And I’m not just talking about the handcuffs - I’m talking about the snake in the pastry box, the feather eyebrows, everything.”
“Of course, my love.” George replied, winking at you.
“You can start by making me breakfast and bringing it to me in bed. But something other than those eggs - because they’re burning.” You told him, causing him to turn and rush to take the pan off the stove as a light smoke began to come off it.
You let out a light laugh as you walked out of the room, looking forward to closing the curtains and relaxing in his bed for a while.
“Snake in a pastry box?” Fred gaped. “What the hell have you been up to while I was gone?”
“Trust me, brother, the details would bore you.” George chuckled in return, his smile so cheek-splitting that it was beginning to hurt.
…
Just about a year later, you found yourself in Hogsmeade.
It was a place that reminded you of your youth. Of course, it was a place that was frequented by students during trips that Hogwarts allowed, but you were never someone who went on those trips frequently. Back then, you never had friends to attend with you. You went if you wanted some sweets or if you wanted to browse the shops, but even when you did do those things, you never stuck around for more than an hour or so before you took the long walk back up to the castle and enjoyed the time that the Slytherin common room was fairly empty because everyone else was socializing down at the village.
But today, it was a place of joy and new beginnings. Today was April first - April Fool’s Day. The biggest day of the year for any prankster, and the grand opening of the official second location of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. It also happened to be Fred and George Weasley’s birthday.
The second location was a beautiful orange building at the very end of the village. A place that the twins had specially built for this purpose, towering over every other small shop around, and utterly magnificent. And as luck would have it (or, as their perfect marketing skills had seen to) - it was a Saturday, so the students from Hogwarts were visiting, rushing down the bustling streets like a crowd of ants, eager to get into the brand new shop.
You had worked a morning shift at the flagship store in Diagon Alley before trading off with Benny. He was someone new they had hired to help with the transition while opening the new store, knowing that they would have to be in Diagon Alley less and less as they tended to their new baby. And after you had worked your shift, you had picked up George’s special birthday present from Madame Malkin's before you Apparated over to come and help them with the inevitable rush from all the Hogwarts students coming on their afternoon trip.
You had to elbow your way in the door, and you were struggling your way through the crowd with the large gift box. You were amazed by how many people were already here on the first day, both young and old, not just students but people who had seemingly come to Hogsmeade just for the opening of the shop. Holding the gift box up in front of your face to protect it from the bustling crowd, you accidentally bumped into someone.
“Oh, sorry.” You said, lowering to see who it was, pleasantly surprised to find Hermione - or rather, Professor Granger standing in front of you.
“Y/N.” She grinned. “I suppose you’re here to help the twins?”
“Yeah.” You nodded. “I’m trying to find George to give him his birthday present first.” You said, tapping the box to tell her that’s what it was.
“Oh, goodness.” Hermione said. “I completely forgot today’s their birthday. I’ve been so busy grading essays, and with exams coming up-”
“I’m sure they don’t mind.” You said, knowing how anxious she could be.
“Wish them a happy birthday for me?” She posed. You nodded. “Right now I’m just trying to make sure the least lethal items get into my students’ hands.”
With that sentiment, you had to wonder if opening a WWW so close to Hogwarts was a good idea or not. But you supposed that the twins truly didn’t care about that. If anything, they were up for encouraging students to buy the ‘most lethal’ products.
“Gregory!” Hermione called to someone behind you, using a sharp tone that you had only heard her use with Ron a handful of times. “Gregory, put that down! Now!”
She walked around you and charged toward whoever Gregory was, and before you could linger on the interaction, you finally spotted George. He was standing in front of a display, giving a demonstration of one of the products.
“Trick coins.” He said proudly, showing off a coin that would always land on whatever side was ‘called’ while it was in the air. “Bet your friends and win every time! Heads or Tails, young man?”
He asked, picking an eager young Third Year who was wearing a Gryffindor scarf from the crowd. The boy smiled and George flipped the coin up with an elegant flare of his thumb.
“Tails!” The boy called out eagerly, and when George caught it and flipped it against the back of his hand, and then he revealed it to the crowd, it was still the non-face side of the coin, as the boy had called out. Naturally, this recieved many ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’, and many loud cheers.
“Due to an advanced transfiguration charm, it responds to your voice and morphs on command, but appears to be nothing more than a regular coin to the naked eye!” George explained, holding it up as he gave the last of his pitch.
The students began cheering, and then swarmed the display as he walked away, having spotted you.
“Hello, love.” George grinned, leaning down and giving you a kiss on the cheek. “Please tell me that those are some extra Extendable Ears, we sold out in like two hours-”
“No.” You replied, knowing that you had packed an extra box of the Extendable Ears and hidden it in the back. You would show him later. “It’s your birthday present.”
George’s smile widened.
“I thought you already gave me my birthday present.” He replied.
The glint in his eye immediately told you what he was talking about.
The night before, you and Angelina had baked a cake that was definitely lopsided, with slightly melted icing, but ended up tasting good, and you both gave it to Fred and George as you sang them Happy Birthday. It looked pathetic compared to the multi-layer cake that Molly made for them with orange frosting and decorative patterns of fireworks in different colours of frosting, with three Ws on the top and some small sparklers. But they loved it because both of you had tried even though you both had minimal experience with baking.
And early that morning, before the sun had even risen, when he had been eager to get out of bed and rush to Hogsmeade to make last minute preparations before the shop made its grand opening, you had pinned him to the bed. You had dug your nails into his hips and practically sucked the life out of his cock, leaving him trembling and causing him to get dressed standing on shaking thighs while you grinned at him from the bed.
“Technically, this is your gift.” You said, motioning toward the box.
“You know if you’re not careful, I’ll become spoiled.” He told you brightly.
You wanted to make a comment about how you were simply repaying him - someone who made an effort to make you dinner almost every night, bought you beautiful, thoughtful gifts at random for no reason, and generally pampered you. But the affectionate words got stuck somewhere along the way.
George took your hand and guided you back to his office - one that was much smaller than the one he had in Diagon Alley, more meant for doing simple paperwork than actually experimenting and coming up with new products.
He pulled the chair out from his desk and turned it around to face you, letting out a tired grunt as he sat down. Clearly, he was already very tired even though the day was barely half over. You knew that he loved his work so much, but you did worry that he didn’t take enough breaks from it - enough time to actually relax.
You couldn’t help the smile that broke across your face as you gave him the box, and he quickly tore off the shiny paper and lifted the lid. His eyes danced with happiness as he lifted the fabric out of the box.
It was a perfect replica of the shiny, royal purple coat that you had been forced to cut apart when the two of you were cuffed together. Not only was it a good birthday gift, but you thought it was a perfect way to honor the opening of a new shop. Seeing as he had loved the other one because it had signified the twins opening their shop in the first place.
“It’s the same, right?” You asked, hoping that you didn’t sound overly eager, but at the same time hoping that you had remembered it in enough detail to describe it to Madame Malkin properly. In fact, you had drawn a picture of it and carefully chosen the fabric with her, telling her that she would be trying to replicate her own past work because George had loved it so much. “I tried my hardest to remember it-”
“It’s perfect.” George beamed, standing up to try it on, his smile absolutely cheek-splitting at this point. “Thank you so much.”
He put two hands on either side of your face and pulled you in for a kiss. You savoured it for a moment, truly loving that you could have him - that all his sweetness and his affection was yours now.
“I did make one small change, though.” You told him as you pulled away.
You grabbed the left side of the jacket, pulling it back and showing off the inner breast pocket. Here, you had asked for detailed embroidery of a serpent to be added, similar to the one on the Slytherin crest.
“So you can keep me close to your heart.” You said. And then immediately thought: “Is that too cheesy?”
“It’s just cheesy enough, thank you very much, my love.” He chuckled - and then he put a gentle hand on your cheek and titled your face upward, pulling you into another kiss.
“George, please told me that you found those Extendable Ears-”
Of course, the two of you were disrupted by Fred barging in. Annoying.
“L/N.” He said your name curtly, acknowledging your presence rather than greeting you. “George really doesn’t need to be distracted right now-”
“I packed another box of Extendable Ears and put them in the upstairs store room.” You said, turning around to face Fred.
“What? No!” Fred spat back, immediately ready to argue with you. “There’s nothing up there but Skiving Snack Boxes and Morph-O-Masks, you-”
“Did you actually pull out some of the boxes and look?” You stressed, immediately steaming forward and walking out of the office, now on your way to the store room, determined to prove him wrong.
“I don’t need to look to know that you’re wrong!” Fred argued back.
George sighed and took off his new jacket, hanging it on the back of the chair to come back to later. He knew that he would have to go and break up the argument, but he took a breath, giving himself a moment of peace before doing so.
As much as some things change, some things are just damned to stay the same.
...
So that is officially the ending of this fic!
I might write more with these characters set in this universe in the future, but for now that is a very big MIGHT and I am not directly working on anything like that at the moment. I always like to leave my fics with a very distinct ending so that way I can move on to other things and feel satisfied that I have finished with a certain fic.
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painting stream gone wrong / lando norris x reader

pairing: lando norris x reader
song: fred again... - just stand there
summary: what starts as a simple paint job quickly turns into a paint war, a kiss, and a live-streamed moment neither of you expected… especially not in front of thousands of fans
wc: 1.1k
The plan was innocent enough. Lando had convinced you to help him paint an accent wall in his apartment, making it seem like a fun project for the night. But of course, being Lando, he had another idea in mind—he wanted to stream the whole thing for his fans. The chat had been buzzing since the moment the stream started, everyone excited to see what chaos might unfold.
You stood side by side in front of the blank, white wall, paint rollers in hand. Lando had the stream set up at the perfect angle, giving his fans a full view of the soon-to-be colorful masterpiece.
“Alright,” Lando said, dipping his roller into a tray of bright blue paint, his grin already too mischievous for your liking. “Let’s see if we can make something that won’t get us laughed off the internet.”
You laughed, rolling your eyes as you dipped your roller into a soft lavender paint. “I’m not making any promises. You’re the one who thought it’d be fun to do this on stream.”
Lando turned to the camera, addressing the chat with his signature grin. “What do you guys think? Masterpiece or disaster?”
The chat exploded with comments, half of them betting on disaster, while the others rooted for you to somehow pull off a miracle.
You both started out pretty strong. Lando made wide, sweeping strokes across the wall while you filled in smaller areas with pops of lavender and green. The banter between you was light, and the chat seemed to be enjoying the friendly competition as you worked side by side.
But you should’ve known it wouldn’t stay serious for long.
Out of nowhere, you felt a cold splatter of paint hit your arm. Your eyes widened as you looked down at the splotch of blue that now stained your shirt.
“Lando…” you said slowly, turning to face him.
He had the audacity to feign innocence, holding his roller up like a shield. “What? I thought your side needed some color.”
The chat erupted in laughter, emojis flooding the screen as you grabbed your brush and dipped it into the nearest paint tray. “Oh, you’re not getting away with that.”
Before he could dodge, you swiped a streak of green paint across his chest, leaving a long line over his shirt. His mouth dropped open, eyes wide in mock horror.
“Oh, it’s like that, huh?” Lando stepped closer, flicking his roller at you and sending splatters of blue all over your arm.
“Lando!” you shrieked, laughing despite yourself as you backed away. “I’m supposed to look semi-normal after this!”
“Too late,” he grinned, grabbing a paintbrush dripping with pink. “You’re in this now.”
Before you could react, he swiped the brush across your cheek, leaving a bright streak from your temple to your chin. The chat was going wild, the chaos unfolding exactly as they’d hoped.
“That’s it,” you muttered, grabbing your own brush and swiping it across his mouth without hesitation, leaving his lips covered in bright yellow paint. “How do you like that?”
Lando froze, his eyes going wide with surprise as he processed what had just happened. His lips, now covered in yellow, twitched as he fought to hold back laughter. Then, with a gleam in his eye, he stepped closer, closing the space between you.
“Oh, you’re in so much trouble now,” he murmured, his voice low and teasing.
You tried to back away, but your giggles made it impossible to move fast enough. Lando’s hands found your waist, and in one swift move, he swiped his paint-covered fingers across your other cheek, leaving bright streaks of color in their wake. You gasped, playfully shoving him back, but he didn’t let go. Instead, he leaned in closer, his face just inches from yours.
“Lando, don’t—” you started, but before you could finish, he gently pressed his paint-covered lips to your cheek.
Your breath hitched in your throat as the playful energy between you suddenly shifted. You blinked, realizing how close you were, how his warm breath brushed against your skin. His eyes met yours, and for a second, everything else disappeared—the paint, the mess, even the stream.
Without thinking, you reached up and smeared more yellow paint across his cheek, then down to his lips. “How do you like that?”
But before you could pull away, Lando’s grin turned wicked. “Oh, you’re not getting away that easily.”
And then, in a move that caught you completely off guard, he leaned in and kissed you—right there, in the middle of his living room, paint smeared between your lips and his. The kiss was soft at first, hesitant, like he wasn’t sure if this was really happening. But when you didn’t pull away, he deepened it, his hands sliding up to cup your face.
Your heart raced as you kissed him back, the world around you melting away as you got lost in the moment. You’d always had this playful back-and-forth with Lando, but you never imagined it would lead to this—kissing him, covered in paint, in the middle of a live stream.
The sudden realization hit you like a bucket of cold water.
“Lando,” you mumbled against his lips, trying to pull back. “The stream.”
He froze, pulling back just enough to glance at the camera. His face, still smudged with paint, went slack with realization. “Oh. Shit.”
You both turned to the screen, where the chat was exploding with comments, emojis, and what looked like a million laughing faces. The viewers had seen everything. Your face burned as you wiped a hand across your mouth, trying to clean off the paint (and maybe some of the embarrassment).
“Well,” Lando said, his grin returning as he faced the camera, “that escalated quickly.”
You couldn’t help but laugh, despite the situation. “This is all your fault, you know.”
“Oh, I’m fully aware,” he chuckled, wiping paint from his chin. “But come on, you have to admit that was worth it.”
You shot him a playful glare, though you couldn’t hide the smile tugging at your lips. “I guess the wall can wait.”
The chat had gone into overdrive, spamming everything from “FINALLY” to “THIS IS THE CONTENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR,” and while you were still flustered, you couldn’t deny that the moment had been… well, perfect.
Lando winked at you, still catching his breath. “So… do we keep painting the wall, or do we give the stream what they really want?”
You rolled your eyes, smudging more paint across his face. “We finish the wall, and maybe we’ll figure out what happens next.”
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♫ 21 - fred & astoria
Spotify wrapped meme
22. Smile For Me by E-girls
"So smile for me now" Astoria said grabbing her phone to take a picture. "So what do you think?" she showed him the photo.
#rcvcrics#feat fred#ch: astoria#did the next song since the number 21 was a English version of another song that I already replied
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I AM A PUDDLE 🥺 THIS IS EVERYTHING 🥺
Bubble Bath • Fred Weasley
pairing: dad!fred weasley x mom!reader
summary: after an exhausting day at work, fred comes back home to his wonderful family.
word count: 2.6k
warnings: fluff (?); mentions of sex.
author’s note: i had a dream about having kids with fred and this idea came into my mind - so i just had to write it?
like always, i’m sorry for any grammar mistake 🥺
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The first time Fred Weasley thought “bloody hell, this must be the happiest day of my life” - which he could remember - was in a summer of 1985 when Bill and Charlie taught him and George how to play Exploding Snap. The second was when he started his studies at Hogwarts in September 1989. The third was the following year when he and George were accepted into the Gryffindor’s Quidditch team as beaters. The fourth time was on a winter’s afternoon in 1993 when he had his first kiss. The fifth was when the dream of opening a joke shop with his twin had become even closer to reality after Harry gave them the Triwizard Tournament prize. The sixth was in a 1995 night when he lost his virginity. The seventh time was the day Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes opened at Diagon Alley in 1996. The eighth was in May 1998 with the defeat of Lord Voldemort. The ninth was when he met you on a spring morning in 2001. The tenth time was when you agreed to go on a date with him a few days later. And since then, Fred Weasley had lost the count.
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