#ch: chuck lomonosov

[gaysftw]

Sugar, stepping up onto a chair: The floor is hating Veronica

Jordan: *leaps into Aiden’s arms*

Aiden: *steps onto the table holding Jordan*

Emily: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the table*

Boris: *hops into a crouch on the couch*

Chuck: *hops up and braces self in doorway*

Jeri: *climbs Boris like a scared cat*

Veronica: *lies down on the floor*

Everyone: nOOOOO

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Chuck: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.

Boris: We’re married, Charles.

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Veronica: …Is that necessary?

Jeri: *trying to run off but is unable to because of the kid leash on him*

Chuck: Yes.

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Sugar: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Chuck: Actually it’s called highjacking.

Boris: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.

Veronica: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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Veronica, wasted: To the jackass who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy.

Emily: Boris. Chuck.

Chuck and Boris, nodding: On it.

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Chuck, knocking on the door: Lady Veronica, are you decent?

Veronica: Not morally, no. But I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

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Emily: Things have been going to plan

Veronica: …That is… odd. Normally there’s a stray explosion by this point

Chuck, walking by with Aiden under one of his arms kicking around and trying to escape and with Lili tucked under his other arm hanging in defeat: Good evening, Miss Veronica. Miss Emily.

Veronica and Emily: *stare in shock before they turn to each other and share a look*

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Chuck: Sugar, can we talk, one 10 to another?

Sugar: I’m an 11, but continue

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Boris, before they were together: You'll be swimming with the fish! Fish, right? Or is it fishes?

Chuck: Fish or fishes

Boris: Well which one is it?

Chuck: Both are correct plural forms of the singular word 'fish'.

Boris:

Boris: You’re really smug right now, aren’t you?

Chuck, smirking: A little bit

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Veronica: That went terribly!

Sugar: Oh absolutely, it was a disaster

Boris: Complete fail

Emily: We shot straight over mishap and right into catastrophe territory.

Chuck: We should never do that again

Sugar: …But we’re going to, right?

Veronica:

Chuck:

Boris:

Sugar:

Emily:

Emily, sighing: Oh why not? This one says it’s okay

Ian, both thumbs up: So true

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Emily: Goodbye sweetheart, don’t forget the lunch I packed for you

Veronica: Don’t talk to strangers

Sugar: If you need any of us to pick you up just call us and we’ll be there assp

Chuck: Oh, And don’t get lost! Be careful okay?

Boris: If anyone tries anything get their name and license plate and I’ll take care of it

Aiden: I’m… just going to the library though?

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Veronica: I’m in love

Sugar: That’s great-

Veronica: But I’m too emotionally unavailable to admit it, so I’m going to make it your problem

Sugar: I’m not confessing to Emily for you

Veronica: Please?

Sugar: No.

Veronica, suddenly turning to Chuck: Please?

Chuck: Hard pass. I barely confessed to Boris.

Veronica, turning to Boris: 🥺

Boris: Turn those eyes away from me. I will not be swayed.

Veronica: Fuck.

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Veronica: You know it’s nice to feel wanted

Chuck: You’re wanted by the government. That doesn’t count

Veronica: It so counts!

Boris: Not when we have to clean up your messes. Sit down and shush.

Veronica:

Veronica: Yeah that’s fair.

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Emily: Okay so the plan is-

Chuck: Only Veronica tells us what to do

Emily: Veronica. Tell them to listen to me.

Veronica, not even looking up: Do whatever Emily says.

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Boris: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Mistress Emily?

Emily: No.

Veronica: I do.

Chuck: We know, V.

Veronica: I’m sad.

Chuck, patting her on the back: We know, V.

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Veronica: Did you two do something stupid?!

Chuck: I think we all know the answer to that

Boris: The answer is no.

Chuck: Try again

Boris: Oh we’re NOT lying. Yeah okay we totally did.