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thewritingalex · 6 years ago

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benji is a chronic, shameless fry thief

nick always leaves people on ‘read.’ he’s like ‘well you know i read the message!! why do i need to reply?’ amy elise is So Mad he’s definitely trolling her but she’s So Mad

elliot drinks milk straight out of the carton & nick hates it

benji: this person is bothering me sophia: kill them benji: no

the first thing amy elise does when she enters a store is spot all the security cameras, purely so that she can make faces at all of them

three weeks into their friendship elliot and sophia made up an eight-step secret handshake and spent an entire afternoon practising it

benji is a firm observer of the five second rule. sophia could find a peanut of mysterious origins in the sofa and be like ‘hell yeah free food’. elliot thinks they’re both disgusting.

amy elise cries to every single disney & pixar movie. everyone knows that if they mentioned this, they would be dead within a week.

elliot: i have a problem-- sophia, gesturing: ~murder~ elliot:

sophia always puts her feet up whenever she sits down no matter how dirty her feet are. she also has the Dad Sneeze and should probably not be allowed around people with heart conditions.

amy elise regularly claims, with a completely straight face, that fruit-flavoured candy counts as fruit

benji is capable of opening a bag of chips and then not eat all of it in one sitting. the others fear his power.

elliot can fall asleep anywhere, at any time. sometimes he’s just closing his eyes though so you gotta shake him a bit to make sure he’s paying attention.

amy elise: so this guy cut in line in the grocery store today sophia, munching on some snacks: should’ve killed him amy elise: yeah! you know what, i should’ve sophia: [thumbs up]

cooking with elliot is difficult because he keeps eating all the ingredients. cooking with amy elise is difficult because she keeps climbing on all the furniture. cooking with nick is difficult because he will turn the entire thing into a three course authentic french banquet.

benji brings this gross ass thermos, the kind you have in the car with the handles and stuff, with him everywhere to sip from. it’s filled with black coffee & usually lukewarm bc it’s been in there for so long. some of it is always left in the evening but he’s emptied it like twice, so it’s like a sourdough of coffee in there. (amy elise gave him fancy coffee for their seventeenth birthday, two years ago, and benji claims he can still taste it.)

your food isn’t safe when amy elise is around -- she will steal your snacks and not even feel sorry about it. you don’t want her to take them? make her not take them. create an elaborate trap. a rube goldberg machine that dunks a bucket of ice water on her head if she so much as touches them. defend your property.

elliot has approximately 50 pairs of earbuds and headphones stuffed in his nightstand drawer. he loses them all the time so he buys a new pair and then the old ones turn up so he puts them in the drawer and then he loses them again and--

benji gets super sappy and affectionate when he’s tired. he’ll just lean down on your shoulder randomly, squishing his cheek Like That, and promptly fall asleep. maybe drool a little. it’s sickeningly adorable & he denies it all.

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