#cgtext

[cardboardgear]

I’ve been up so long and I did a repair, therapy, and then bought a new fucking car then went out for dinner at a diner so holy shit am I pooped

[parispsalter]

simulated type study

“mouth 

dandruff”

[cardboardgear]

So I completely misunderstood how Tinder works and assumed a person knew if you swiped right and that was like the first heads up or something but they don’t so I don’t have to be so damn nervous about this shit.

[cardboardgear]

Headmaster would be a real good title for a sex worker

[cardboardgear]

Not only could you totally have Lucy Lawless return as Xena, but Karl Urban should return as Cupid, same costume and all

[cardboardgear]

Not enough of my friends post selfies so it looks like I just have a single friend plus a cousin

[cardboardgear]

I really appreciate Star Wars prequel memes.

[cardboardgear]

Facebook is a great place to go to find really dumb and bad memes where an image of something of one property is responded to with an image of another, "better" property, usually with either mocking or just "bitch, please" as a caption.

[cardboardgear]

17, 20, 28

17: Give a speech, I get too distracted when I write papers

20: Death (but actually Gina’s party and disappearing into the American Northwestern words)

28: Yeah mom let me get this straight you think playground game rules are more relevant when talking about court rulings than common law???

[cardboardgear]

Fairly certain now that my future on tinder is to accidentally swipe people and see what fate has in store because I'm actually quite scared swipe intentionally.

[cardboardgear]

Decided awhile ago I should try out tinder but only got around to making it yesterday. Less than a full day later I right swiped someone by accident because I'm too used to navigating every other app with swipes. This is definitely not gonna be a one-off issue

[cardboardgear]

I normally stay up extra late on Friday nights to catch up on some stuff but I have work tomorrow morning and technically I don’t have to come in until 11:30 but I want to get in at 9 to make up some time.  Maybe I should just settle for 10...

[cardboardgear]

It’s 3am and I have to wake up in 2 hours but I CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP

[cardboardgear]

marcy playground

Do you like going for walks at night? 

I haven’t in a long time but I’m certainly not against them.

What were some of your favorite childhood bands? 

That I can remember?  Bon Jovi and Lacuna Coil.  Basically one from each parent.

Favorite planet in our solar system? 

Uuuh Neptune.  It’s big, it’s blue, it’s not hurting anyone, what’s not to love?

Would you rather live in a different galaxy, or at the bottom of the ocean?

Different galaxy because deep sea stuff scares the dickens out of me. 

What were the best days of your life?

I dunno...  There are ways in which I look back on like, summers during elementary school and think man, I wish I could go back to then.  But there’s a lot to recommend nowadays, too?  I meant there’s a lot to not recommend but it’s a balance.

[cardboardgear]

Man it’s been 3 days and I still can’t help but think about how much better Bring It On would be if Missy was the main love interest and not her dipshit brother

[cardboardgear]

baal, lucifer, abaddon, belphigor, mammon

Baal: I want all statues of me to have escalating degrees of just really fucking wacky hair and I want to be nicknamed the Overthinking One

Lucifer:  Not scaring away my friends after so many years like holy shit

Abaddon: Can concepts count as things?  Because I would love to destroy nationalism/patriotism

Belphigor: 1) Me with longer arms 2) Burning Gundam like how fucking cool would that be?! 3) A spacecraft, like a real big Outbound Flight Dreadnaught that can be used to colonize space

Mammon: I feel like my greed has mostly manifested in the ways that I make time for myself and try not to give that time to other people.  MOST people I will generally want to avoid making time for because I want that time for me, unless it’s one of my close friends because I care about them at least a bit more than I care about me