#cellbit too hes amazing

[ghostatas]

Cellbit adding Fit and ramon only to IMMEDIATELY kill them off

And the Dr. Cockruko or whatever his name was. So based. So funny.

I love fit so much so seeing him here (but not really) was SOOO FUNNY but so nice too. Baghera saying 'does he work for the federation?'. Carol straight up calling him a useless janitor who's always snooping around and being sus. The little qsmp references sprinkled in has my HEART. It's lovely to see, because realistically without quackity and the qsmp, we would not have had opq. Ordem Paranormal would still be strong as ever, but people outside of Brazil would have likely never seen it, and it is such a shame because it is an absolute work of ART and cellbit DESERVES all that recognition. It never ceases to amaze me the possibilities the qsmp, and the ccs and admins of the server, has created. They have spread so much joy, connected people from ALL OVER THE WORLD, and that is not something many people can say. It's beautiful. It's heartwarming. It's hard to put into words how amazing it all is. Just some thoughts, I'm emotional today ;)

[astatinu]

I need cellbit, badboyhalo, forever, and slimecicle to play dnd with each other immediately.

[makshu]

O Joui morreu e uma parte minha morreu junto com ele

Joui died and a part of me died with him

[lowkeyrobin]

hi pookie can I get an mcyt with reader that bakes?? Like they'll just come in on stream and give mcyts a fucking platter of baked goods lol

-🎀 anon

oooo yes omg!! thank you 🎀 anon! <3 got the whole gang in here for this one LOL

MCYT ; "in my baker era"

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, foolish gamers, slimecicle, & cellbit

warnings ; language, mentions of drugs

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

"Hi y/n- oh, thank you, darling!'

literally has the widest smile on his face

shows off the goods to the stream

"do these have any drugs in them? me n charlie are trying to sell drugs, y/n. we need more stock"

you hear charlie screaming through tommys headphones, "we need the grain, y/n! we need THE GRAIN"

bro is munching away on those cookies holy shit

he feeds chat as well dw

RANBOO

"Hey babe! Oh, thank you!"

does a whole 360 of the plate for chat 💀💀💀💀

"Oh my God, these are so fucking good"

"guys, y/ns in their baking era. can you write an album about that? please become Taylor swift for us"

"BAHHAHAHAH"

literally takes a picture as per usual and posts it to Twitter LMAO

he gets some fans to send you recipes you should try for a serious baking stream LMAO

BADLINU

"Hey love- oh, hi!"

all smiles and shit, he swears you have a sixth sense to know when people are hungry

"guys, y/n made me some bisexuality cake!" He giggles, showing off the tri-colored cake on the plate

he was making a video with harry, tubbo & tommy so everyone had their facecams on

it was like a three tier cake you made and cut out a slice for him

the inside was just the bi flag and the outside was plain white with some fun icing piper testing

he tries it and it's SO MOIST AND SOFT IT IS PERFECT.

there's just 5 raw minutes of him telling you how amazing this fucking cake is LMAO

QUACKITY

"Hey, I'm streaming ba- ohmyfuckinggodthankyou!!"

does a 360 of the plate for the camera

"Holy shit these look so fucking good, thank you so much, y/n"

he's literally just streaming on the qsmp with roeir and fit and he like games and eats the damn cookies at the same time LMFAO

"Dude I feel like I'm high, these are so good, what's in this shit?"

"cocaine"

"WHAT!? DID YOU JUST DRUG ME? GUYS, MY PARTNER DRUGGED ME, HELP"

you're just playing into the bit dw

best red velvet cookies he's ever eaten

CELLBIT

"Hey darling, what's up?"

you hand him the little strawberry shortcake and he just looks at you like 😍😍

turns to his stream and shoves the plate up to the camera all happy like "Oh my God look what they made for me!"

he eats the entirety of it on stream and asks you a bunch of questions

like how you made it, where you found the recipe, etc

he shares it with you too 💔🫶

NIHACHU

"Hi honey! Ooo, what's this called?"

"Chocolate mousse. it's a little thick because it's my first time making it but let me know if it's good"

she holds that little glass like it's her child

she tries it with a tiny spoon you gave her and she's like "oh my God this is amazing, y/n/n"

shows it off to the friends she's streaming with too

"send them more recipes guys, I wanna be spoiled with sweets!"

"thank you nikis viewers!! love you all"

FOOLISH GAMERS

when I tell you this man's face LIGHTS UP.

"you made me fudge? oh my God! I love you"

literally spends the next 15 minutes talking to you and gobbling the fudge down

"since when do you make fudge??"

"since I wanted to try" you shrug

"you should totally make some more... when you're not busy and if you want to!"

"Thank you y/n! everyone say thank you!"

SLIMECICLE

"Oh, hi y/n! thank you so much"

does a 360 for stream

"when did you find time to make this? I thought you were at work????"

"special treat" you shrug

you watch him run across the qsmp and go to ems bakery to sit inside and eat it 😭

he keeps you on stream for a while cause chat loves you n stuff 🫶🫶

[the-weeping-harbinger]

Pac's reaction to the Order wipeout (of furniture)

Pac: *Previously praising the new look of the Order* So amazing :D

Pac, after entering the meeting room: *Pauses while looking at the crime scene*

Pac, now extremely rushed: Richarlyson we need to get out of this island right now, Richarlyson, we need to get out of this island, we need to get out of this island

Pac, stuttering: You don't- understanding- dad Cellbit when he gets angry- for the love of God, we need to get out of this island

Pac: Do you have your luggage with you, son? Do you have your luggage? Do you have your luggage? Let's go, let's get the train, let's get the train, let's get out of this island, let's get out of this island now, ok?

Pac: Write a letter to your dad, say goodbye to your dad, write a letter for Felps, write a letter for Forever, too, say goodbye to everyone explain- *elevator zap*

Pac: Let's get out of here, let's get out of here, put down a sign that says "it wasn't pac" "it wasn't-" *stutteting* for the love of God, let's run away together, let's run away together, let's- let's go, dear God, I don't believe this *elevator zap ×2*

Pac, now outside: If dad Cellbit logs in the server I will- I will quit- I will alt+f4 on my- on my Minecraft, you're gonna have to tell him, Richarlyson, you don't understand the reaction-

Pac, really close to the microphone: The reaction of your father when he finds out that they robbed his stuff, for the love of God, he will kill this entire island if he grabs the knife as soon as he notices that his furniture is gone, you, for the love of God, use somniferous on your dad

[enderwoah]

forever and pac are actually the most goated characters and ccs that ive ever had the pleasure of knowing. honestly.

they've been carrying most of the emotional weight on the server for the past few days, which is incredible considering the way they've chosen to go about it. pretending to be on cloud none for multiple hours at a time is utterly exhausting, even moreso with the fact that they were both scattering in sections of lucidity which means they couldn't just be happy for the whole time. it was a very delicate balance of being utterly insane and being trapped in their own "happiness," and it was a balance that they both pulled off rather flawlessly.

i think the choice to make the drug feel more like a suppressor of negative emotions and less like a stimulant of happy ones was an utterly brilliant one. it forced them to still have to be aware of the situation they are in (ie, their child is missing (among other things)) even while being all happy and wild and cheerful, and that just added to the deep unsettling feeling that came along with interacting with them. the fact that any small amount of pushing could make the facade crack was incredible; not only did that give us a plethora of awful, awful angst to have to deal with, it also gave other ccs a chance (if they so pleased) to pry out those fun interactions- 'fun' meaning 'awful and miserable and sad and heartwrenching,' of course.

and. of course. their performances tonight were incredible. you don't even have to say it. cellbit obviously was amazing too, and everyone else played their part well, but, i mean, come on. the two of them showed their terror and anger and fear in the most. just. impressive but also gut-punching way possible. forever deeply in denial of the reality he was being faced with, trying to fall back on the drug as time passed and it wore off more and more, finally snapping due to his panic and thinking that cellbit is cucurucho (which, OW, what the hell), shouting at him to leave his family alone and giving us a window into things that might have actually happened and/or the suppressed thoughts he's been having. pac being terribly, horribly, awfully quiet, sobbing in his prison in the background as forever and cellbit screamed at each other. him only getting more afraid when cellbit started shouting. the reason he started taking the drug in the first place was expertly crafted, honestly, and making him the one that developed the cure was just. a delicious character choice. absolutely perfect. PERFECT. he's so good at portraying emotion and so is forever and AUGHGH. today was perfect. today was so good. i love these guys so much.

[ramons-elevator]

The way that Fit, Philza, Bad, Etoiles, and Cellbit all trust each other in one way or another is fucking insane to me.

Fit and Philza are the level heads. They have been through hell and caused hell. They are insanely power and know that. If one of them needs help, the other is already on the way. They trust each other with knowledge and always keep each other in the know. If something happens, they go to each other.

Bad and Etoiles trust each other without hesitation. They know they dont want to hurt people unless necessary but know that they can rip someone apart if they wanted to. Yesterday when Etoiles was fighting the code in the flower field, Etoiles told everyone to go away, but when he saw Bad he got excited. Even though Bad is not doing too well, Etoiles knows Bad is there.

Etoiles and Philza are the same way. They know how powerful and smart the other is. Philza knows that if he calls for Etoiles, Etoiles is there. They are each other’s shield and sword.

Etoiles, Cellbit, and Bad are all leaders in some way. Etoiles is the protection of the island, Cellbit is the leader of the order and investigation, and Bad is the leader and protector of the eggs. They know how much the island needs them. Obviously without the eggs, Bad is falling apart, and Cellbit and Etoiles know that. Cellbit lets him destroy because he knows that Bad needs to let that anger out while Etoiles reminds Bad of who he is. They rely on each other working or else everything will fall apart.

Bad and Philza trust each other without thinking. Philza added Bad’s name to the bunker without hesitation. I know if Bad called for Philza, Philza would drop everything. When Philza realized that Bad was losing his color, he asked if he wanted a hug and Bad, who has been telling everyone he is okay, immediately said yes. They are old souls who just wanna protect the people they care about.

Fit, Philza, and Cellbit dont interact a lot, but there is still an amazing amount of respect. Philza and Fit always talk highly of Cellbit and trust him even though they barely interact. Cellbit trusts Fit and Philza’s judgement and knows they will help if need be.

Even though some of them dont interact as much, theres still an invisible force that keeps them connected.

[miscellaneoussmp]

The desert is cold. They all huddled around a heatless fireplace. Nobody has spoken up yet. "Bad?" Max is the first one to speak up in a while. Bad tilted his head in response. "I think... I think I'm ready to go." It was decided, then and there. Bad and Max stood up. "Does anyone else want to come?" The reaper hoped to make only one trip.

"I know a shortcut home, I'm good." Mouse responds. She's wearing a lazy smile.

"We have to find Richas." Pac explains, leaning on Mike who's next to Forever. Felps is on the other side of Pac. Cellbit sits farther from the rest of his family. "I'm not ready..."

"Pomme needs me." Baghera hummed. She's sitting closest to the flame.

"I'll find my way back." Tina was laying back, she was the farthest from the flame aside from Bad and Max.

"Leave? Nah." Foolish was tending the flame.

Bad and Max started to walk across the cold desert. "The boat shouldn't be too far." Bad started when he heard somebody call his name. It's Forever. "Don't get lost, okay?"

"I won't, promise."

Bad is an amazing liar, as always.

—

(Part 2)(Part 3)

[shadowfloofster]

I've seen people say you can't compare the QSMP to the DSMP because they're both completely different servers with different starts.

The thing is you can compare them. Not the stories told themselves because of course they're going to be different as they're 2 servers with different starts with 2 nearly completely different sets of people.

You can compare the treatment of the creators by the fandom, players (other cc on the server) and admins though.

Foolish for example. He made SO many amazing high quality builds to use and be shown to people. Ranboo and Tubbo had him build a giant mansion for them to live in! Yet it was entered maybe once after being finished. Foolish was able to use his builds for his own lore maybe once. Only a few people like Bad really acknowledged them by messing around in the area of them or adding something easy to get rid of to them as jokes.

Bad's treatment on the DSMP was frustrating to watch. He was the butt of the joke every time he was around. People would constantly swear on his streams because it was so funny for them! They constantly destroyed his and Skeppy's house and griefed the front of it. No one other than his friends really listened to him about things. And the egg arc was supposed to be something that was a massive danger to the server! But how does the server and fandom not directly involved treat it? Like a joke. Bad and his friends clearly worked really hard on this arc to include more than just the 'main characters' and their small circle, yet it was brushed off as if nothing by the players and fandom, treated like it was stupid.

Quackity's lore just kinda- happened. There isn't much I can say as I don't remember a lot of it tbh which isn't a great sign.

Philza and Wilbur probably got the better end of the stick for lore due to being connected to the main lorr, but it still wasn't great for them either.

A lot of CCs not on the QSMP have mentioned how the communication for the server was terrible too. At the start of lore on the DSMP, it made sense as they were purely doing improve so there wasn't really anyone to run things through. But the fact the issue was bad the entire time made the CCs on the server feel ignored and not want to play on it.

It was rare for people to interact with others outside their already established circles unless they're friends outside the server.

Now with the QSMP

Foolish has built multiple things on the server and has been acknowledged by everyone at this point. Bad might mess with them a lot still and encourage others to join him but you can tell the respect people still have for each one. Vagetta wants a version of the statue Foolish built him on other servers. People and fandom admire his builds and always make sure that if there's any damage to it, it's easily undone. Cellbit has made the castle Foolish built him his home the moment it was finished, he's been using it since. He paid him fully and made sure he was fully supplied and had company while building, staying on for hours to talk to him as he built.

Bad is respected by everyone on the server. He's taken seriously by everyone. Everyone trusts him with their kid's lives. Phil asks Bad to babysit Tallulah and Chayanne if he can't. The french trust Bad more than anyone outside their language group. Forever trusts Bad the most on the server other than Baghera. If someone needs something they'll go to him. All the eggs love him and so does the fandom. He's part of the joke instead of the butt of it. He can laugh along with the jokes made, even ones directed at him. When people swear on his streams and he languages them, they immediately apologize and switch to one of Bad's replacements (fudge being the main one) and no one makes fun of it either! They don't start swearing relentlessly at him to annoy him.

Even though Quackity doesn't show up often, when he does people are happy to interact with him and update him on what's happened if he wants it.

People can be off the server for weeks without being isolated because they're not keeping up with major lore, especially as people are happy to update anyone on anything they want to know. Hell people can be on a lot without being involved in lore but still be included as much as anyone else! As soon as there's a threat to the eggs or a new way to protect them, it spreads to everyone like wildfire and everyone's taken it on within a week.

The new arrivals are always welcomed by the islanders already there. They support them and treat with the same respect they do with everyone else. They merge with everyone else nearly immediately and become part of the community without hesitation.

The communication with the admins is clearly amazing too. Philza has pointed out how appreciated he feels compared to other servers. When an egg dies unfairly they're quick to get back to them within hours. If there's a general issues they're quick to get back to them and fix things. People are allowed to have their own stories alongside the main one. Events are planned and discussed so everyones aware before it happens. Anyone who wants to take part is welcome to if it's a big thing due to how open they usually are (rescuing Cellbit and Felps, travelling to Bobby's death site, etc). Thinfs are adapted and changed when needed and all CCs are in the loop.

Being able to watch the QSMP and not feel like any POV I watch is being mistreated or ignored is great. I couldn't watch anything but lore streams with the DSMP because Bad was my main POV and it made me so uncomfortable to watch him being made fun of constantly and be treated as a joke.

The QSMP feels like a community of people, instead of factions trying to go against each other. DSMP was my first and only smp experience and while it was great at first, it quickly soured. The QSMP treats it's CCs and fandom as if they genuinely matter, making sure everyone is welcomed and no one is isolated.

[frenchtantan]

Okay, after that mini-date between q!Tina and q!Bagi, I have some gripes to settle regarding how some people have been reacting.

First and foremost, cc!Tina. Miss ma’am, I know you’ll probably never read this, but let me tell you, if I hear you one more time saying you’re not good at roleplay I will SCREAM! You are SO passionate and in the moment, so immersed, and you immediately level yourself with how into it the people you’re interacting with are. You’re not afraid to make your character show vulnerability, fear and sadness. This is PEAK roleplaying skills, and it’s so enjoyable to watch! Please never feel invalidated just because you don’t have a 60 pages Word document about your character. You’re SO talented, and your monologues from the mini-date are incredibly poignant.

Secondly, I wanna touch upon the notion that q!Tina is easily swayed. This has some truth to it, and it did show with q!Bagi most of all. Many times she changed an answer about a question or a topic because q!Bagi had a different one. However, those were all about menial things. “But what about her opinion about the Federation?” I hear you ask. Well, it’s true that the people she’s been hanging out the most with (q!Foolish, q!Jaiden and q!Ironmouse) are either pro or neutral towards the Federation. However, because they are still keeping her at arm’s length, they don’t go into too much details as to the why and how. q!Foolish and q!Jaiden especially have a mutual trust and share secrets that they’d never tell q!Tina, at least not now. As such, while at first simmering in a relatively Federation-friendly climate, it wasn’t such a big focus point, especially since she was so new. Like she said, she lived in blissful ignorance, and the people surrounding her didn’t really do anything to change that.

Then comes q!Bagi. Slowly but surely, they both develop a crush on each other, and as such, q!Tina wants to impress. She grasps at a small excuse to flip her view of the Federation as a way to do that, but again, in that moment, it’s not a big deal. And because they are very shy with each other and clumsily flirt, the seriousness of the topic is still somewhat behind a curtain, even though q!Bagi has been knee deep into the dark side of the island. The terrible truths and secrets, the violence, torture, betrayals, she’s seen it all already, but when around q!Tina, she puts on a brave face and acts all sweet, because it’s clear she likes her a lot! However, she does sometimes let a smidge of truth slip out, which q!Tina unconsciously hears and stores in her memory for safekeeping without thinking too much of it.

Finally comes the turning point. q!Bagi discovers q!Cellbit is her long lost brother, and he reacts badly to it, leaving her profoundly sad. q!Tina is present enough to start to see how complex her crush’s life is, through multiple days. After a setback, q!Bagi decides to invite q!Tina on the mini-date and fully opens up to her. Despite building up to it, this wave of information comes crashing down. q!Tina is hit with everything. But most importantly, she is confronted with how blissful her ignorance was, and she is SCARED, leading to her AMAZING monologue about it. However, this fully awakens her critical thinking, and she actually starts to reflect on the situation! Seriously, I don’t know how people didn’t see that! Multiple times through the mini-date, she not only expresses her honest opinion, but even does so when it CHALLENGES q!Bagi’s. She defends q!Foolish, q!Jaiden and q!Forever, she tells her that one of the Cucuruchos is nice, she questions the idea of leaving the island, the Federation’s desire to harm, and so on. At that moment, she’s not trying to impress anymore, she wants to understand, and suggesting otherwise is highly disingenuous, reductive even.

By the end, there isn’t even a real agreement reached on any of those questions! However, what becomes clear is that q!Bagi did something nobody has truly done yet for q!Tina: she opened her heart, and decided to be completely honest. For a while now, q!Tina had become jaded about who to trust, noticing how much the others were keeping secrets, even her close friends. It upset her, and made her act irrational. Yet q!Bagi, without any second thought, chose to trust her. Not to manipulate her, not to test her, but because she truly wanted q!Tina to know who she was. She did that out of respect, to give her all the keys to make the most informed decision about their relationship. Through some more heart-to-heart, they realize they both feel the same way about the others keeping secrets, and now they know they have each-other, at least for the time being.

This leads me to the third misconception: q!Foolish. Doozers, I love you guys. The past months, you’ve fought tooth and nail to make sure q!Foolish wasn’t mischaracterized by the fandom, and I fully support you for it. However, there is something you need to realize: the other cubitos are NOT the fandom. They shouldn’t know, CANNOT know his POV, or q!Jaiden’s. As a result, the hard truth is that due to q!Foolish’s chaotic nature and seemingly wavering loyalty, NOBODY apart from q!Jaiden actually trusts him with regards to Federation matters. He’s often filibusting, joking around, and deviating when it comes to these matters, he has shown to be ready to arrest people. He CHOOSES to act like that, and since others don’t know his endgame, you cannot in good conscience blame any of them when he does not appear trustworthy. Even q!BBH with whom q!Foolish has somewhat of an unspoken bond, doesn’t tell him everything. I know you all want q!Bagi to have a conversation with him to understand him, but it’s going to take way more than that for any islander (again, other than q!Jaiden) to see him the way you do, much less q!Bagi.

This includes q!Tina by the way. As she said during the date, he’s been keeping her at arm’s length, so she’s started doing the same. He may have good reasons to do so but she can’t know them. Now, as she also mentioned, this has become kind of a mutual understanding of what they’re willing to share, and while it remains so, their friendship is almost certainly not endangered. That being said, if it WERE to come to blows, you cannot fault her if she ends up siding with q!Bagi, who’s shown willingness to cross bridges he hasn’t. Again, this is the worst case scenario. She’s still defending him so it’s suuuuuper unlikely to happen.

So yeah, that’s about it! TL;DR

q!Tina might sometimes be easily swayed, but keep in mind that when things get serious, she does have a good head on her shoulders and is capable of critical thinking.

While it’s important for the fandom to understand q!Foolish, it’s equally crucial to realize he does not appear trustworthy to almost all islanders because they don’t have the information the viewers have.

[estranha-de-all-star]

For some reason I found it hilarious that Q!Foolish thought that Q!Cellbit was joking when he said he ate someone before, and discovering from Richas that yes, Q!Cellbit really was a cannibal and ate Q!Pac leg at some point when they are locked up in Alcatraz some years ago

Like, I think not only Q!Foolish thought that Q!Cellbit was just kidding about being a cannibal before but maybe some of the others who heard about him being a cannibal?

But not only that!

When Q!Pac and Q!Mike are escaping from the Federation Prison, and Q!Pac tricked the police man and stole the keys from his backpack without thinking twice or when Q!Mike started beating up the police man and Q!Pac helped him, but Q!Mike was the one who killed him and it showed up in global chat and the reaction from Q!Philza and Q!Foolish are amazing!

Because Q!Foolish looks so shocked for a whole minute and starts laughing like "Oh my God, maybe I fucked up"

And Q!Philza is shocked but so amazed when he saw that Q!Mike killed the guard and started cheering up in the chat

(Q!Forever started cheering up too, but I didn't see his POV to know how he reacted. And Q!Cellbit, well he was confused about who was Guard, but the moment he saw that Q!Mike killed him he was so proud and smiling like "I knew they would escape from there without needing help" and cheered up in chat too and well... Told then to do exactly like he did back when they are locked up together)

I think because the Favela Five are all too nice and warm-hearted with everyone, they sometimes don't fully believe that every single one of the Favela Five have a dark past and are capable of going apeshit if they really want (yes, even Q!Felps I belive, because of how unpredictable and random he can be sometimes)

I don't think they ever will go full apeshit because they have each other to like keep the other calm and bring them back to their senses?

But yeah, this is was all to say that I love how nobody really asked the full backstory of the brazilians, I don't know if it is because they think they don't remember their past (when they already told that they do) or simple bc they don't really thought of asking them

But I love it, because the reaction of the people of the island when they do something that seems crazy but totally in character for the brazilians just amazes me gwkwhaowjqoaja

[theperksofbeingstupid]

spiderbit fluff or fright DÍA CINCOOOO!!! for the prompt: family fluff, as always, inspired by johannis' fantastic wonderful amazing art

"Stop moving so much," Cellbit holds Richarlyson's face with both hands, squishing his cheeks and deforming his attempt at a pout.

Richarlyson glares at him, the intensity diminished by the fact his hair is falling in his face and his mooshroom hat is close to tipping over. He places a sign down on the vanity, scribbling furiously: pai it's been three hours.

"You're the one who wanted fake blood!" Cellbit complains. His hands are all stained now, his fingers painted the same shade of red as the hems of Richarlyson's lab coat.

Richarlyson merely giggles in response. It's fine, Cellbit can use the fake blood also, it fits with his costume.

The sun will start setting soon, but it's still light enough for Cellbit to see clearly as he smears fake blood around Richarlyson's mouth and the collar of her shirt. Roier is going to kill him for ruining these clothes. It's worth it for the face Richarlyson makes at him when she tastes the concoction.

"You're not supposed to eat it, Richas," laughs Cellbit.

Richarlyson replaces her sign with one reading: -_-

"Gatinho!" comes a yell from somewhere outside Cellbit and Roier's bedroom. The words echo and warp strangely in the halls of the Castelo.

"Tamo no banheiro!" he yells back.

Richarlyson wriggles free from Cellbit's grasp and he lets them go. They adjust their lab coat and peer over the counter at the mirror, repositioning their mooshroom had properly on their head.

"Alright, Richinhas, off you go," Cellbit wipes off his hands on a towel, pretending that he doesn't see his hands leaving streaks of red on the white cloth, "I have to get dressed."

The sun will be setting soon and he's just now changing out of his pyjamas. In Cellbit's defence, he's been finishing up Richarlyson and Pepito's costumes, as well as shooing Roier out of their closet to maintain the surprise.

The door to the bathroom creaks open and little footsteps march out. Cellbit keeps attempting to wipe down the counters. Luckily they opted for a dark marble so the stains aren't as noticeable.

Everyone on the island has come together to give the kids the best Halloween ever. And as much as Cellbit is a sucker for hosting activities for the kids, this also means that he's stressed out of his mind trying to rush them all out of the house and down to spawn to start their trick-or-treating route.

Cellbit doesn't even notice Roier has arrived in the bathroom until a pair of arms are wrapping around his waist and a chin is digging into his shoulder.

"¿Qué haces?" asks Roier.

Cellbit relaxes back into his husband's hold. "Limpando sua bagunça," he replies easily, smacking Roier with the damp towel in his hands.

"¡Oye! I'm so clean, you don't even know. Some people call me the cleanest person on the island. Limpoier."

Cellbit hums in agreement, "Hmm, I'm sure, guapito."

Roier manages to catch his wrist before Cellbit can smack him with the towel again, and uses it as leverage to spin him around so they're face to face.

"Olá," Cellbit whispers.

"Hola," Roier smiles at him, "Are you ready?"

Cellbit glances at the clock mounted on the far wall of their bedroom, visible through the open door of the bathroom. Oh shit, he's so late.

"Guapito!" he cries out, scrambling out of Roier's hold and slamming open the closet doors, "We're late!"

Roier meanders far too slowly behind him, following him into the bedroom. "It's 6:30 pm, gatinho."

"Yeah! We have to meet up at spawn in an hour and Pepito isn't even dressed," Cellbit stops suddenly, hanger in hand as he rummages through their clothes, "Puta que pariu, guapito."

Roier is leaning on the wall behind him, hands in his pockets and looking for all the world like there's nothing more he'd rather be doing, "Mhm?"

"The kids don't have their baskets," Cellbit drops the hanger, wood clattering loudly on the floor.

"Cellbo, Cellbo, gatinho," Roier is holding him tightly by the shoulders, shaking him with every word. "Calma. Pepito is in his costume, and Richas is helping him with his shoes," Cellbit brings his hands up to hold Roier's, "You bought the baskets last week from Tina, remember? She barked at you and said the only reason she wasn't charging you double is because she loves the kids."

Cellbit nods slowly, "And you barked back..."

"Exactly," Roier smiles at him and drops a kiss on his forehead. "Now go shower because you smell like shit, and I'll leave your costume on the bed.

"But-" Roier begins shooing him back into the bathroom, "It's supposed to be a surprise."

"Gatinho tontinho," he starts tugging on Cellbit's shirt, "We're doing matching costumes. There's no way I'm letting you be a sexy vampire without me."

"Oh."

"¡Ahora báñate! En serio hueles a culo."

"Hey!"

[lowkeyrobin]

Think you could write about quacks and his s/o bonding over qsmp? Like they start as friends and then as their characters bond they realize not only the avatars are catching feelings but themselves too? So when qsmp meets up irl it’s all tense because of their obvious crush

ooooo yes of course!! ; thank you for the req !! ; present/future robin here I failed the mission I got totally sidetracked w this I'm so sorry LMFAO

QUACKITY ; platonic romantic partners

summary ; you and Alex meet on the QSMP and develop weird feelings just before the Brazil meetup

warnings ; language

genre ; fluff

word count ; 1.2k

masterlist

You'd been invited to the QSMP a few months ago, joining with Tubbo, Niki, and some other content creators you didn't know. You were a fairly small streamer, having a few thousand Twitch followers and a couple hundred subs.

Quackity decided to allow you on the server because some of the eggs were begging him to add you because Charlie Slimecicle had made you canon in lore. They wanted to meet the God by the name of Y/n terribly, so he sighed and reached out to you asap. He'd been planning the prison lore and had been working hard, and did a lot of research on you.

You'd been friends with Tubbo and Niki for a long while, and streamed with them here and now. You often did trio streams on Minecraft or did method acting streams for the laughs. Once they heard Alex might let you in to the SMP with them, they were jumping with joy.

But, thankfully, you were allowed in.

You'd started working on a weird star-crossed lovers / slowburn romance storyline with Alex, corny and cheesey, but thankfully contrasting to many of the other romance storylines on the SMP so far.

As your character arcs grew and progressed, so did you as people. You both began to realize that there was very undeniable romantic tension in the room and at the perfect timing, considering the Brazil meetup was right around the corner. You noticed not long after both Niki and Tubbo called you out on the "symptoms of loving Quackity" that Twitter and Tumblr had created the y/s/n tag. You were opened to a whole new world of fanfiction and fanart, which was no doubt adorable.

But, again, that meetup was right around the corner. You couldn't wait to meet your new friends, yes, but you were scared and worried that you'd make everything awkward with Alex. But, hopefully, it'd be a fun ride meeting up with your platonic boyfriend for the first time, and you'd make some amazing memories with all these people you'd met on the way here.

Quackity posted a tweet!

You quickly click on the notification, revealing the post already gathering hundreds of likes.

"Meeting my partner in Brazil soon ❤️"

You smile, quickly typing a response.

"what partner? 🤨🤨🤨"

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You wrap Quackity in a tight, warm hug, both of you bouncing off the walls at the mere sight of each other.

"Hi, platonic partner!" He giggles, jumping up and down as you two bounce in circles.

"Hi, platonic boyfriend!"

After that, the meetup was totally awkward. You both were obviously crushing on each other, but in an oh-so-typical fashion, didn't realize the others' feelings.

Tubbo stares down at you, trying to either catch your attention or intimidate you as you sit on the couch with Jaiden and Niki. You look up, seeing the brunette boy staring into your soul.

"Hello, Tubbo"

"Y/n. Go flirt with Quackity. I'm delivering a message"

"What?" You blink, glancing over at Alex standing with Roier, Cellbit, Etoiles, Foolish, and Tina across the room. "Why?"

"Because you've both been very awkward this whole time and it's obvious there's lingering sexual tension and it's annoying everyone that he won't make a move so I'm trying to get you to do so" He quickly speaks, hands heald behind his back.

You slowly look over at Niki and Jaiden, looking to you with wide smiles, like they were begging you to do it. You roll your eyes and groan, standing up with the help of Tubbo's outstretched hand, accepting the challenge.

"Hell am I even saying to him?" You question, running a hand through your hair due to the nerves.

"Ask him out." The three speak in unision.

"Oh, yeah, it's as easy as that," You sarcastically remarks.

You catch his gaze across the room, his sunglasses resting on top of his hat. You lightly wave with an awkward smile, which he sends right back, a little bit of red dusting his face. You feel your face warm up as you quickly look away, staring daggers into Tubbo's eyes.

"Nevermind, pal" You speak, sitting your ass right back down as you were to embarrassed after that interaction.

"Shit!"

🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

The following day, you were out on a walk near the beach with Alex, Cellbit, Tina, Niki, and Roier. Tina and Roier were picking up damn near any seashell they could find, hosting a contest of who could find the better shells for Cellbit. Both of them were basically racing down the sand, yards ahead of the rest of you.

Niki and Cellbit chatter with Quackity about God knows what. Meanwhile, you were taking pictures of them and the beautiful scenery around you. You select about four or five to post to your Instagram, and title it 'platonic boyfriend made it awkward /hj. I don't wanna leave this beautiful place'. You click post and go to the QSMP Brazil Meetup Discord, and send the pictures to the photos channel for anyone in the pictures who wanted to save them.

You put your phone away for a while, drifting behind the trio as you slow your pace, having found a crab and wanting to look for some buried shells in the sand. You feel your phone buzz a few times, either being Instagram or Discord notifications. You ignore it, wanting to soak in the fresh, salty ocean air and the feeling of sand sticking to your hands and falling into the crevices of your shoes and socks.

While you catch up to the others about a football field away at this point, you take your phone out, wanting to check what those buzzes were. Instagram, not so surprisingly. But what was surprising was them being comments from Quackity.

'what if I didn't want you to only be my platonic partner 🤨 what then???'

'y/n please catch up to us they're bullying me now'

You read Niki and Roier's replies, smiling as you do so.

'y/n/n he's crying because he wants to be with you so bad'

'make the suffering end already, y/n'

You shove your phone back in your pocket and begin to jog down the shoreline, attempting to catch up to the five as the sun begins to slowly set over the water.

Once you reach them, you notice Alex's clammy hands on your shoulders and how fast he was speaking, cheeks red as ever. The other four stand off to the side, not directly watching but definitely listening as they look over the shells that Roier and Tina had gathered.

"Y/n I am so hopelessly in love with you and I wanna be your romantic boyfriend, not just your platonic boyfriend, because it's been driving me crazy for months. And everyone keeps telling me you feel the same way, so if I did this for nothing I might actually cry"

"You literally just asked me out on a beach, I don't even know if I'm dreaming-"

Quackity cuts you off by lightly pinching you. "You're awake! Sorry, fuck. I'm just, shit, if you need time, it's fine. This is just really embarrassing"

"How do you think I feel?" You joke, lightly smiling.

"You're a dick" He laughs

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"I changed my Instagram bio to 'quackitys platonic romantic partner"

"Wait, hold on, lemme match yours!"

"Wow, stealing my heart, and now my ideas?"

"Shut up!"

[the-weeping-harbinger]

Ranboo: I talked about Generation Loss and I was really interested in Ordem Paranormal so we talked a lot about that too, when I don't have anything to talk about I just default into speaking about our respective projects, hopefully he doesn't think I'm weird or anything

Cellbit: He's so young, but they're so creative, such an amazing person with amazing projects :)

[kadextra]

q!Forever & q!Bad, comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin

(little meta rp analysis & appreciation)

Comedy and tragedy- complimentary concepts when it comes to the dynamic that is these two characters.

Their lore together is truly like a soap opera to me in the way it operates, entertaining in how goofy it is- I laughed so much during interrodate. They had a whole elaborate musical prank war over a stolen gun (which neither of them even had, they’re just too dedicated to the bit.) The first thing they say to each other after q!Forever returns from the nether is “You look terrible!” 💀 and my guy gifted a bloody chainsaw as the flower of the day to q!Bad in purgatory 1 which was happily accepted.

Even when the characters show attraction for each other, it’s usually through some ridiculous romcom thing. q!Forever is in love with q!Bad dressed as pink barbie and thinks photos of her are the best gift a person could ever receive?? 🤨 q!Bad daydreams about q!Forever as a lobster with blonde hair and a six-pack??? brother be projecting him onto larry the lobster from spongebob squarepants dude what is wrong with them 😭 sometimes I wonder how they’re able to do all these bits in improv and take it seriously, it’s impressive

The characters are not normal, their relationship is not normal, it cannot be viewed normally. the ccs know exactly what they’re doing in creating whatever *gestures* this is, and it’s amazing. over the top, cute, played perfectly for comedy

But the characters aren’t just that, you can’t have them without the inverse 🎭 like a punch to the gut after all the sillies, they really know how to do tragedy well.

I very much look forward to whenever they’re at the top of their angst game, bc they both LOVE to make their cubitos suffer. to an insane degree. My god these two can’t go 3 days with their characters experiencing some peace and joyful whimsy, they *must* rp their ocs actively dying, horribly diseased, going crazy

And they go hard with it. I’m very serious when I say multiple times during the lore I’ve had to get up and walk away to calm down because it was too intense. super special shoutout to the q!Forever first happy pills arc stream & October 1st q!Bad psychotic breakdown stream. I’ve never been so shocked as I was watching those live, the stamina to do highly emotional rp like that is actually nuts. some of the most angsty mfs on this server fr (the #1 spot goes to quackity though. hey maybe i’ll make a tierlist)

So when Bad & Forever bring the best of their angst ability into serious rp interactions together that Aren’t comedic…? we are in for a treat. that talk they had right when q!cellbit died to the code, the richas rescue mission, the election, voting arguments, post-ron kidnapping, colorblind test/therapy, flower of the day. many scenes that are seared into my mind, but none is more so than The Happy Pills Proposal. goosebumps whenever I think about it… the scene ever. the way it was framed, the lines they said, how it had tense, chilling buildup before a literal explosion. how are these people capable of doing the most silly things and then turning around to stab us in the heart 50 times

So you bet I’m crossing my fingers for a meeting between @v@ & q!Bad. Forever is absolutely killing the role so far. If q!Bad gets involved I can already taste the glorious angst…. since he has specific traumatic experience in also being possessed, & having killed his possessed friends in another life. he recalled the memory when talking about how to save q!Forever last night. fun! *shaking*

anyways that’s all :D love these characters, I had been wanting to do a little meta appreciation post for a while so I thought why not now ^^

[qstarhalo]

Qsmp tierlist from q!Bads perspective!

[Note: Bad didn't fully explain for some of them and I might've missed some notes]

Super Stinky Egg:

★ Richas - (Originally was in S+ but.)

★ Bad - (Originally F tier since q!Bad feels like he's a bad parent because he didn't do a good job on protecting the kids and basically lost everyone in the end. "All of his kids either left or died or were re-frozen or something. All of his friends either left or died". If it went by Bad's own ending, q!Bad would feel a bit more happier about himself)

★ Cucurucho

S+:

★ Dapper

★ Pomme

★ 'Lullah

★ Chayanne

★ Ramon

★ Leo

★ Chunsik

★ Pepito

★ Bobby

★ Empanada

★ Sunny

S:

★ Foolish - Rivals that can't be separated

★ Aypierre - Always got along and had "Stonks (?) and Muffins"

★ YD - Got along with her greatly!!

★ Baghera - An amazing friend and was one of the only people he let adopt Dapper which speaks for itself

★ Max - q!Bad felt really sympathetic towards him because of the loss of Trump(et) and got along with him really well early on. He felt like he could trust him and Dapper got along with Max as well

★ Tubbo - "My coach!!" Got along with Tubbo really well. Only time he felt slightly negative towards Tubbo was because of the chunk but overall, that's his coach

★ Mike - Got along with him, especially more later on, and had fun pranking with him. Felt really close with him more near the end as well

★ Bagi - Felt really close with her and got along with her very well! She was really nice to q!Bad and was really fun to prank!

★ Tina - q!Bad felt like he could trust her, especially when he was really distrusting of other people, and loved pranking her. Got along with her as well and felt like he needed to take care of her.

★ Roier - Great parent for Bobby and Pepito. q!Bad felt a lot of empathy towards him

★ Jaiden

★ Philza - Viewed him as a really good father and liked pranking him

★ Boo - Resident Ghost, felt safe to have around and was fun to hangout with them <3

★ Trump(et) - His death felt more tragic to q!Bad. Was also given a flower and got to spend a little bit more time with him in El Dia de Los Muertos event

★ Ron - Got along with him and became attached to him. Felt like a hostage but also like a kid

A:

★ Fit - Got along with Fit really early on, especially since they were like parents of two (chaotic) kids! And Dapper liked him a lot!

★ Pac - q!Bad felt really bonded with many of the Soulfire members, including Pac

★ Cellbit - A complicated character. Near the end, q!Bad didn't know if he could trust him since he saw his own sanity in q!Cellbit and he doesn't like seeing those aspects of himself.

★ Etoiles - Got along really well and was a really good rival. Was more cautious when the code stuff appeared on Etoiles' arm but overall, q!Bad finds him as a nice guy. Plus, one of Pomme's parents

★ Missa - He really liked Missa and got along with him! Never felt like he had a bad experience with him. Bad viewed their last moment and overall interactions as playful!

★ Felps

★ Antoine - Only ever had good interactions with him and he took good care of Pomme and Dapper

★ Spider-Pepito

★ Ollie - Got along with Ollie despite feeling sketchy about the bunny's. Kept q!Bad company when the kids were gone

★ Coco

★ Trousers

★ Caramel

★ Mouse - She was a big wild card since Bad tried to stay in undercover but he did get along with her!

★ DanSir

★ Tilín - Got taken away before he got too attached to them but does feel bad since he could've saved them

★ Niki - Got counseling from her and got along with her ^^ Plus, she was on Soulfire

★ JuanaFlippa - Was taken away way before q!Bad could get too attached with her. Didn't interact with her that much either

★ Pol - Had really good interactions with him and was fun to prank

★ Luffy - Felt really positive towards them but not quite on the same level as the others

★ Doctovo - Got along with him and was q!Bad's best doctor. And he broke q!Bad out of jail.

★ Gegg - Neutral about him. A but goopy though

★ Biden

★ Vegetta - Gave q!Bad his first backpack but did place mines everywhere. Got along with him but gosh, did q!Vegetta love his mines.

★ Walter Bob

★ Firusflais

★ Luism

B:

★ Acau (?)

★ WillyRex - Didn't know him much but his experience with him was fairly positive and took care of Dapper that one time ^^

★ Carre - Pretty positive interactions when they did ever cross paths

★ Mariana - Positive interactions, especially their first time meeting

★ Casper

★ Pebbles

★ Rayna (?)

★ Abuelito

★ Smokey

★ Senhora Niede

★ Elsangela

★ Snipybara

★ Panselito (?)

★ Luzu - Fairly positive interactions but then again, barely interacted with him. Dapper got along with him so there's that.

★ Dullabara - Gave us the pumpkin head and helped name the them! <3

★ Romero Richas - q!Bad didn't have an understanding of the alter ego but he had experience with the paintings and liked them. "Hey this guy makes good paintings" was basically his thoughts. Didn't get bad experiences with him.

★ Leos Dogs - Found them funny ^^

★ Alexandre

★ Fred - Wasn't a big fan but Fred did visit his house willingly and they got along well

★ Ghost/Admin Bloopers

★ Slimecicle - Didn't feel like he was not a good parent and Slime tried to kill Dapper, but did move past it a bit. Slight positive towards him.

C:

★ Sophia - Neutral but slightly positive. "How do you feel about a calculator?"

★ Arin - Didn't interact much but q!Bad feels neutral about him

★ Richard (first day Richas)

★ Barriguinha Mole - Didn't interact with them much

★ Lenay - Didn't interact much so q!Bad is neutral when it comes to her

★ Quackity - q!Bad felt sympathetic about him because he saw a lot of himself in him. They did butt heads a lot and he stole from Ramon's corpse and did try to kidnap 'Lullah and threatened to kill Chayanne but q!Bad did feel bad for him. He's just a really complicated character to q!Bad. Some days, he'd be on A tier and some days, he'd be on F tier.

★ Iv Stand - q!Bad doesn't like anything related to medicine so he feels pretty negative about them. Only interacted with them on bad days. "Felt like the Grim Reaper"

★ Rubius - Mostly interacted with the angel version. q!Bad was really worried about him due to being powerful but he did give Dapper some nice stuff

★ Rivers - Didn't interact much with her but she was on Soulfire

★ Germen

★ Hugo - Didn't get to interact with but he was really nice ^^

★ Moon

★ Mr. Mustard - q!Bad got shot by them.

★ xXCapybaraGamingEPIC1337Xx

★ Rango

★ Elena - q!Bad didn't interact with her much so he's indifferent about her

★ Codeflippa - q!Bad doesn't like the Code

★ Pescados - Tolerable. Glub glub.

★ The Bunny Guy - Part of the Feds but didn't really see him much

D:

★ José - Everytime José showed up, q!Bad would immediately be put in debt. Never brought good news to q!Bad and never looked forward to seeing him

★ Agent 18 - Helped with Dapper but he was a bit of a gremlin. Not that disliked compared to others

★ Donnie

★ Spreen - Did NOT get along with him but did make amends (?)

★ Sipi - Didn't despise them as much

★ Ratoier

★ Ratakity - Got shot by him in Purgatory and got attacked by the rat when helping Missa. However, being shot by a gun doesn't mean there isn't a possibility for friendship in his eyes

★ Nacho - Not a fan of the egg. He stole from him and killed him. Just negativity upon negativity. He's an egg but he's a monster egg. "But being mad at Nacho for being Nacho is like being mad at a tornado for being a tornado" q!Bad wasn't fond of Nacho but viewed him as a natural disaster. "Like can you be mad at a baby for doing stupid baby stuff?". And Nacho didn't make his kids miserable, only ever did annoying little things towards Bad

★ Grinchas - Made his life a nightmare

★ Duck manager - Kind of was just there but was the reason everyone was trapped on the Island

F:

★ Eyeball Workers - Worse then Bobinho

★ Bobinho - q!Bad murdered him ^^ "Die in a hole" is how he felt about them ^^

★ ElQuackity - Wasn't trusting of him and killed him twice. And ElQuackity kidnapped Dapper.

★ The Watcher - Viewed with hatred since he was responsible for taking away his kids and caused many problems. HOWEVER when q!Bad thinks about that fanfic.... (He was being silly)

THE WORST:

★ Code Monster - Hates it so much.

Absent:

★ DanTDM - Was playing hide and seek and just never found him

★ Skeppy - (Originally in S+ tier)

★ Kameto - "We'll find him some day"

Don't Know Enough to Rate:

★ Bertie

★ Manzana (apparently drunk Pomme?)

★ Maximiliano

★ Jungryeok (?)

★ Dave

★ Ze Caveira

★ BimBamBoris

★ Ged

★ Mr. 24

★ Emolyson

★ Seu Madruga

★ Mr. Bubbles

★ Rupert

★ Agent 40

★ Tango

★ Cider

★ Kong (?)

★ Funny

★ Mike Wazoski

★ Lapin

★ Madagio

★ Pelxe

★ Worker 31

★ Tomato (Pomme?)

★ Hope

★ Jose (Fed worker)

★ Dark Cucurucho (I can't remember how to spell the name)

★ Slimeson

★ Spider-Women

★ Scoob

★ Egg A1