#cell phones are weird

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[efingcod]

Cold Mornings

Have a, well, it's more than a drabble, but it's still short. Have a whatever this is.

John "Soap" MacTavish x Reader

You wrap a blanket around your shoulders as you step out of the bedroom. It’s a freezing cold morning. All you can think about is coffee until you see him, John, sitting there on a bar stool at the table, shirtless, reading something on his phone.

You’d say something, but he’d probably give you a line about Scotsmen being made of tougher stuff. So you walk to the kitchen, your blanket dragging behind you on the floor. You could have sworn you heard a low, amused chuckle coming from John’s direction, but he doesn’t follow it with his usual teasing, so you ignore it. 

As you take a few sips of your coffee, you study John. As you watch him, he shifts in his chair, subtle movements that manage to completely change the topography of his back. You feel the urge to be close to him.

You shuffle over to where he’s sitting and reach around him to set your mug down on the table before pressing your chest into his back.

Even without a shirt, he’s still warm. How is that possible?

You make a soft sound and bury the tip of your freezing-cold nose into his shoulder.

“Cold there?” He asks, a tone of humor in his voice.

“Maybe,” You say as you drape your arms and the blanket over his shoulders.

“Should get you back to bed then.”

He rises then, and you automatically let go and take a step back. In a swift movement, he dips down, bracing one arm on your back and the other at the bend in your knees. You’re lifted into the air like you’re nothing as he gathers you and the blanket into his arms and takes you back to the bedroom.

[mayasaura]

Recently started watching White Collar! More interesting than its reputation gives it credit for, but if the network were being at all honest with us, Mozzie would be trans and either a furry, a drag queen, or both

[russellstyles]

..I never meant to hurt you..

Simcoe St S, Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.

[supersecretmetalocalypseblog]

If Charles found out about the prophecy before Black Fire Upon Us, i.e. before he dies/(almost dies??? I've never been fully clear on if he really died or just let everyone believe he did) like would he be stressed out about it?

"A prophecy? That, uh, sounds a bit far fetched and all- I'm sorry, I'm who? The dead man????? I die? That's my job????"

They have to elaborate like "Well, like, yes but it's fine!!! You get to come back or whatever bestie don't sweat it!"

like would he be worried about that? is that something that would cause concern? every time something starts to go wrong and the fans and klokateers start dropping like flies, would it make charles sweat like "oh god when is it gonna happen oh god"

[1amby]

Just thinking about the time I went as a cell phone for Halloween. Why do kids go as the most random things? You can be anything on Halloween. Why tf was I a cell phone?

[icewindandboringhorror]

I have a big google doc thing where I keep track of media and stuff (putting everything in loosely ranked categories), which is mostly just for my own reference so I know what tv shows I've already seen before, etc. and I never really look back through it, typically just a quick "okay, watched two movie in the past 8 months, need to quickly slap them somewhere in the lists. okay. done. save document. exit". But today I was actually reading through some of the old notes and there are like... MULTIPLE places where my comment is basically "It would have been good if it were about elves" or "I wish there was a fantasy show made in this same style" or "It's well made, but I just keep thinking about how I would like it more if everyone was an elf or was in old 1700s costumes" or etc like...... lol.... Most biased media ranking system on earth blatantly made by someone with an extremely hyperspecific range of narrow interests. It'd be like if a food reviewer only had 5 foods they actually liked, so they'd just go to a pizza place and be like "eh, the pizza was okay, but I just think it would be better if it was cereal instead. :/ ...2 out of 10"

[op1umkat]

nest and the andes

moss between mosaics

portal and our host saying hi

i trying to be cute

[gildedmuse]

ZoLaw AUs Nobody Asked For

Law and Zoro as online boyfriends.

They text. They chat. They ask one another advice, occasionally at really awkward times. [Picture of Zoro trying to text on this damn e-mushi because DrHeartStealer wasn't sure his crew actually LIKED him, is he being too harsh Sword3?] while also trying to fight off a giant electric god pet snake.

This all started pre-Luffy (Zoro's official calendar units) and neither of them have really gotten brave enough to reveal their identities but, yeah, online boyfriends.

So Zoro means it when he shoulders some guy at bar out of his personal space with a little, "look somewhere else, buddy." He's taken.

Robin: I notice Kenshi-san is very attached to his e-mushi. Nami: Zoro? Ha! No, he hates those things. It's why he lets kata- oh, THAT. *Eye roll* Yeah, he's really attached to that "e-mushi" Robin: *side smile* Why do I feel as if you're holding back on important details, Navigator-san? Nami: *sigh* I guess it's only right that, since Luffy decided you were crew, I tell you everything I know Nami: So I can finally gossip about this bitch with someone who gets it

[fisherrprince]

im Determined not to like akamu for very petty reasons unrelated to whether they're good or not but i have to admit. theyre funny

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Dreamed that someone got me a box of Scary Creatures for my birthday. Not even just a box, a bunch of boxes. It was like a tier-thing. I get put in a room and the box is opened, and I have to avoid the Creatures. When I succeed, I moved on to the next box. The first box had a venomous and aggressive snake, some kind of bug, and... I think some kind of gator/crocodile creature.

And in the dream, this was a fairly normal gift? Not normal-normal, because it was on the expensive side, but I wasn't shocked or anything. And when I had to leave, because I was going to be late for work, everyone was shocked and annoyed that I was leaving, because 1. They'd spent so much money on this, and 2. Now they have to figure out what to do with all these Creatures.

So anyway.

[kara-zor-els]

Having a good time reading Return of Superman, only to get whiplash by the fact that the war in Yugoslavia was happening simultaneously.

[amainoyuki]

[irregularbillcipher]

i go back and forth with how i feel about flatterland. i didn't finish it because i wasn't having a good time with it, and i felt like stewart didn't understand some of the satire, (flatland had progressed far too fast far too quickly imo and it bothered me,) but i do like some of the concepts. like i mentioned starchildren in my last few fic chapters because i thought that was a solid piece of worldbuilding from stewart that really fit my irregularity/disability theming, but man... i wish i liked other stuff in the book better

[bunnyb34r]

Yeah that could've been an email

In fact he IS going to send me an email that I need to forward to someone else 😭 bro you couldn't have just emailed me twice? Like one explaining what the phone call would be, and in it say I'm gonna send you a separate email that I need you to send to your XYZ???

[pagesinmylife]

I have a Harry Potter fanfiction Im writing that I tagged for “period-typical homophobia” and while my fic jumps between both the 1940s and the 1990s, the tag applies to both because Britain in the 1990s wasn’t exactly the most accepting society.

But I keep getting comments from people who clearly saw the homophobia tag but seem to be under the assumption that it’s just for the 1940s. And I don’t know if people just aren’t as educated on the 90s or if they automatically equate Harry Potter to modern day society but like- the 90s were not exactly a walk in the park for queer people.

I keep getting comments saying “oh hopefully Harry can come out now since it’s not the 1940s!” But coming out as gay in the 90s would DEFINITELY affect how people saw you and interacted with you. Which is why i purposefully made characters so hesitant to come out. And I don’t want to turn it into this whole angsty thing, but I also want people to understand that there’s more going on culturally than just my characters being cautious.