#celina’s shitposts

[pianocat939]

(More incorrect quotes bcs busy busy and content is a little unmotivating rn-)

(Theme is- Band kid/person/nerd/idfk)

Tw: pp joke for Donnie, IT IS NOT INTENDED TO SEXUALIZE HIM ITS JUST A PP JOKE.

Mikey: Omigosh! I lost my music again! Why does this always happen??

MC: Mikey, you’re a percussionist.

Mikey: And???

MC: Exactly. You’re a percussionist.

Mikey: da fuck-

MC: Hey Raph! You should totally try playing sousaphone or tuba!

Raph: That is an offensive stereotype just because I’m a big buff guy!

MC: I- I’m sorry…?

Raph: RESPECT THE FRENCH HORN.

Leo: You’re just mad that I’m better than you~

MC: I hope your entire section burns and dies in a pit full of lava.

Leo: Oh come on! Ok listen, the other trumpets can face that but me? You KNOW I carry the section~

MC: *silence*

MC: You know if you were to think about it, whenever you suck on your reed while it’s attached to your mouth piece, it’s like sucking a pp.

Donnie: What. In the actual fuck-

MC: Oh, but make the pp wood.

Donnie: You just had to say that to a Bari sax player what in hell-

I actually said that to my fellow sax player once- he was not happy lmaooo

[murder-cookie-dust393]

I just checked the Yandere cookie run tag and I can see why some of you were starving for my content-

I apologize.

Because I think I saw like 4-5 posts while I was gone???

I was gone for about 3 months so…

Wow.

It’s okay, I got lots of mangos for my hungry mongooses.

[pianocat939]

Not this person complaining about how he was a bitch not too long ago- /lh

OKAY YAN 2012 LEO (by @pianocat939 ) IS SO CUTE???

HOMIE IS GENUINELY SO FLUFFY LIKE OH MY GOD

[yata-garasuu]

Yuya: I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone   Theyre gone

Yugo: We’re still here.

All of Arc-V: who said that

[lxvelikewinter]

@bastardantichrist @alaricseer

Are we sure Bael and Bune don’t need permits for those things in the first place?

[pianocat939]

A CLARINET PLAYER? A CLARA?

BRO IM BUSTING ABOUT MY 4 INSTRUMENTS.

YOU GOING DOWN BITCH.

God damn it I started a war.

OK SO APPARENTLY I HAVE TO FIGHT FOR MY HONOR AS THE CHAOS LORD FROM @pianocat939 😒😒😒😒

reasons you should vote for me:

it would be really, really funny if won against one of the people who inspired me the most.

you never know if I’m gonna respond to a request, AKA chaos

I make INCREDIBLE content when I do post, and I do great banter.

I’m a lil shit and I would destroy humanity better.

I PLAY THE CLARINET (YES THAT IS RELEVANT)

I’m a lil bitch and that throne has had my name on it since before I was born.

I got ‘king’ on the soldier poet king test.

I’m already the king of cheese, captain of the idiots, what’s one more title~?

I kin Leo.

VOTE REGRET AS THE DESTROYER OF HUMANITY

Like or reblog to vote for me ♡ I’ll keep count

[magicandheart]

the rules: answer the questions given to you by the tagged, write 11 questions of your own and tag 11 people. Tagged by @halfblood-hallestrom

questions!

1. How many drafts do you have right now?

I have 974 posts sitting in my draft box. Of those, there are probably 6 threads I keep telling myself to do...but then I forget

2. What is your favourite band/artist?

My current favs are a band called Public with the Score coming in second, but I’m always a sucker for a good Linkin Park song

3. What’s an AU you’ve always wanted to write?

Hmmm maybe like one of those “the name of your soulmate” or “the timer till your death” AU would be pretty cool. I haven’t really done one of those before despite loving them so much

4. How many people do you follow?

893 blogs and slowly growing more by the day lol

5. What’s one thing on your blog that you’re proud of?

My muses. They are so much more developed than they started and I’m so proud of how far they have come as characters.

6. What’s something you like about your own writing?

I really like that I’m able to give more distinct voices to each of the characters I write as. Celina doesn’t sound like Ciara and neither sound like Damon and so on. I’m really happy I’m able to create a variation for different characters.

7. What’s something you want to work on in your writing?

Incorporating more of the senses. For example, I need to remember to not just to show that the muse is in a diner but remember to add what does it smell like, how does the seat feel or is the coffee warm to the touch or is it disgustingly cool as they have the misfortune of feeling it slither down their throat?

8. What’s your favourite season?

Fall. I like how it usually isn’t too cold or hot, Halloween is involved, I can start wearing sweaters again, and I have an excuse to buy hot chocolate again

9. How many blogs do you run?

Technically I have 3, but the third one is pretty inactive.

10. What’s your favourite plant?

I love bonsai trees. I don’t own one myself, but I love how cute and small that little tree is.

11. What’s one skill you have that doesn’t really come in handy in day-to-day life?

Ummmm is painting a gradient of colors considered a skill? Finding the cheapest/best deal on a good hotel? What is a rare skill? I don’t know her lol

My questions:

1. Do you own a pet?

2. What’s your Harry Potter house?

3. What element would you want to bend if you lived in a world like in ATLA?

4. What’s a plot you’ve always wanted to write?

5. What kind of shipping pairing is your favorite? Ex. Short and Tall, Angry and calm, awesome in sync gays, opposites attract, red and blue gays, silly and serious, etc.

6. What’s one thing you really want to do one day?

7. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?

8. Do you have a favorite quote?

9. What’s a piece of advice you would give your past self if you could give it?

10. Is there a character you’ve always wanted to write as or write with?

11. What kind of superpower would you want to have if you could choose to have one?

Tagging: @halfblood-hallestrom @icee228 @mymywhataninterestingsight @piecesofacrow @warriors-of-ayica @the-numb-queen @angelicdestroyer @rosykicksass @shitpost-mcgeee (That’s only 8, but that works. Anyone else is welcome to answer these if they want. No obligation to those I tagged. You guys don’t have to answer if you don’t want to)

[poorlittlevampire]

anyways if yall wanna follow the instagram i made mostly for shitposting its @ waluigis_wife lmaooo (its private but if you send me an ask or message with your insta ill accept your request and follow you back!)

also my normal insta is @ c.elinajan.e so like.... follow that too....... (its public haa)

[pianocat939]

Have more cursed Duolingo Yandere Rottmnt edits.

Raph is just hurt.

Donnie is offended.

And Mikey is ready to commit murder.

[pianocat939]

True boredom at school comes to this.

“Mikey, two things, ok? Shut…up!”

Another shitty school sketch where I don’t care about anatomy-

This is Shrek-Donnie for my hopefully upcoming crack script-fic where I literally just edit the names.

[murder-cookie-dust393]

HELP- I JUST GOT RICKROLLED BY POTATO COOKIE-

WTF

IT WAS JUST A NORMAL CONVERSATION-

[pianocat939]

As I said earlier, I was going to make shitpost Yandere Mickey Mouse Hcs whether people like it or not, so here it is~

Yes I am going to hell. 

Tw: Shitpost, clingy behaviour, I think I need sleep a little

General Yandere Mickey Mouse Hcs

Type: Obsessive + Clingy

Since the day he was created he had always seen your presence. You were his animator, the one who gave him mobility and emotions.

You always drew his pie-cut eyes so perfectly, along with the most dashing pair of shorts and shoes.

It would only make sense that he began to adore you. So whenever you weren’t looking, he would draw little hearts on the corners of your drawing board.

The times you weren’t at the studio, he makes little secret admirer notes, signing off with the name “M. M.”

But that wasn’t enough. He wanted more, more of your attention, more of your love.

So he started experimenting on trying to get out of the 2D world he is stuck in.

It took him a long time, especially with how famous he was becoming in the recent months. But finally he did it.

One morning as you arrived at the studio, a mouse was there, his black ears turned away from you. You were skeptical at first until you heard the same silly voice that Mr. Walt Disney did.

“Hi-yah, sweetheart! Wanna have some fun dandy-doo at the studio today?”

Your world stopped from the moment he repeated those words.

He wouldn’t go anywhere without you by his side, nor does he let you go anywhere without him by your side.

At night he sleeps beside you, his thin tail wrapped around your arm.

He asks many questions about you, even if they’re quite nosy.

“Who’s your ideal type? I sure do hope it’s me huh-ha!”

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Guys I think I need to be put under a coma for my wrongdoings.

- Celina

[pianocat939]

Here mate, have this~ *slides a suspicious looking paper*

Tw: suffocation, murder, this is a crack fic

The King holds up the Raggedy Cloth, a disgusted expression crafted onto his face. “How dare they? I will immediately find the person who attempted to suffocate me and my future reign!”

“It was I, Danielston III, who suffocated you.” A mysterious voice speaks, bouncing off the bedroom’s walls.

“What? Whoever could it be?” Danielston III questions himself, searching the vicinity for the criminal.

“Me. The cloth you now hold.”

The king looks downwards, only to see the sight of a face sewed into the cloth. It looks up at him, an devilish grin etched onto its small being. “Until we meet again, King of Uranium.”

Suddenly, a short turtle with mouse features barges into the room, his shoes mustard yellow and his shorts a scarlet red. “Raggedy Cloth! We must leave, now!”

Due to shock, the purple masked turtle is unable to react in time. The mouse-turtle snatches the cloth and jumps out the window, his figure growing distant into the midnight sea.

“You shall be cursed! Cursed of my wrath and army!” The king takes out a metal staff covered in spikes all around its shaft. But before he could pursue the pair, a table slides in, holding a piece of paper on it’s flat surface.

“Brother! Apparently, our distant cousin, Bowser, is coming to see us! We must surely attend!” His face glitters with excitement, rocking the legs of his rectangular body.

Danielston III frowns, his brows furrowed in dismay. “Tableo, we need to run after those criminals! That wretched Raggedy Cloth and his new partner Mikey Mouse have tried to suffocate me!”

“Oh, I see…” The furniture pauses, staring up at his sibling. “Anyway, Bowser?”

“Damn you!”

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I bring you a trailer/snipet of my upcoming crack fic, Unintentional Murder~!

The cast:

Danielston III

- King of Uranium

- Almost gets suffocated by a living cloth

Tableo

- Danielston III’s twin brother

- Has been stuck being a piece of furniture after eating too much Uranium

Mikey Mouse

- Known to be a criminal

- Is the leader of a xxxxx

Raggedy Cloth

- Almost suffocated Danielston III

- Was cursed after trying to kill xxxxx

Take note that this fic is for comedic purposes and has little to no relation to the canon show.

I just love making shitposts.

[pianocat939]

It’s Danielston III guys.

[pianocat939]

I have the shitpost gang done~!

First we have:

Tableo

And the final member of the gang,

Mikey Mouse

I’m going to write a crack fic about the gang def

[pianocat939]

ChOkiNg sO haRd AFTER SEEING THAT

He’s unlocking his inner scaley turtle form

Anyway,

Donald Duck murdering anyone getting close to you??? *bats eyes lashes*