#celestial harmonies national park au

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Remember my ridiculous national park au with employee Crowley and eldritch angel Aziraphale?

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My lovely people, please give me doodle ideas for any of my monster wife aus. I wanna draw monster stuff, I've got several.

(And yes, there is a lesbian version of Celestial Harmonies National Park, for those who enjoy that story)

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Silly thought, but I'd like to think that in Celestial Harmonies National Park, if you come across Aziraphale in his human form in the woods at night, he is a glowing, man-shaped mass of energy with moving, pulsing things on his 'skin'. Those are his eye tattoos. He's still in his mountain man clothes, it's an odd, unsettling sight.

Also, any aspen trees in the area around him strangely look as if they've gained colors on their knots. Blue, hazel, brown, green, gray... kinda like the color of eyes...

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They're just taking a walk in the park, and Crowley is still overwhelmed.

(For my Celestial Harmonies National Park au)

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A little smooch on the job from your angel to get you through the day! ♡

(From my Celestial Harmonies National Park au)

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Waking up in your eldritch angel boyfriend's bed, only to see that he lovingly made you breakfast.

Crowley could get used to this. ♡

For my Celestial Harmonies National Park au, where Crowley is a human park employee and Aziraphale is the cryptic angelic being that protects it.

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A tender moment between an angel and his beloved human.

(For my Celestial Harmonies National Park au)

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@gr1d I drew the pocket angel.

Also, Aziraphale’s ear wings flap when he's really happy.

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The alternate universe celestial harmonies park big snake crowley and park nerd aziraphale being cute?

Snake hugs! Also known as a snug!

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An eldritch angel meeting another eldritch angel! 👁

The fancy Aziraphale is from Corrupted by @gr1d and the lumberjack one is mine from Celestial Harmonies National Park!

There would be more eyes, but I'm a bit busy right now, haha

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Celestial Harmonies National Park Crowley sporting a bit of eldritch angel boyfriend jewelry 👁

(Aziraphale is a fan)

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@gr1d I did another one with the humans the angels love

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Oh my gosh, I just realized that this star pupil Aziraphale thing is perfect for my eldritch angel Aziraphale!

He looks at his human like he's the center of the universe, the creator of the stars, and Crowley just sees dozens of multi colored eyes with stars in them, very confused but sorta charmed

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I'm on vacations up in the mountains of the state that I put Celestial Harmonies National Park in (which is my home state), and today my sister and I tried to go for a hike, couldn't find the trail, decided to drive around and check out the sites (we saw a badger and found the jawbone of an elk), then ended up high up on a mountain and found huckleberries.

And it gave me an idea for CHNP's au, with Crowley and his eldritch boyfriend going berry picking.

Please note, most parks don't want you to go berry picking because most of those are meant for the animals, especially bears. However, if there is a massive abundance of certain kinds, yeah, sure, but in certain amounts. Or if you go to a national forest or grassland, you're free to pick as much as you want.

Warning: chokecherries and the bad reaction you have when eating them fresh, angelic body horror (Aziraphale is in his true form, which is really, really weird, and he made himself more of Crowley's size rather than his normal, giant size)

On with the fic!

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"I really shouldn't be showing you this place." Aziraphale started as he moved through the branches, Crowley keeping to the ground along a barely used path. At least, barely used by humans, the dried tracks in the dirt indicated animals.

"And yet you are." Crowley smirked.

Aziraphale huffed, turning his nose up. "It is illegal."

"And, again, you are showing me this berry patch." Crowley looked up at him, wagging around the bucket in his hand. "Because you want me to bake you up all sorts of treats. Oh, and to try my hand at homemade jams."

There was a loud thump as Aziraphale dropped his body down onto the ground, using his many, freaky hands to crawl across the ground alongside Crowley. "Just don't tell anyone where you got them from, alright?"

"Promise." The human said, trying to keep from looking smug.

They walked a bit further ahead until Crowley could see the large patch of bushes scattered about, hidden among the trees. Lots of ripe blue and purple berries were in sight, and Crowley could even spot red ones as well. Clearly they hadn't been picked clean by the local fauna, though he would leave plenty for them, he didn't want to piss off any bears or whatever.

"Man, look at these, I'm gonna be busy for the next few days." Crowley stated, going up to a bush to pick a plump berry, then popped it right into his mouth. Perfectly tart and juicy, yep, these are ready to be picked.

He got to work, careful to not squish any, as Aziraphale watched. "You wanna help? I could use a hand." Crowley said. "Or several pairs."

"Oh, ha-ha." Aziraphale rolled several of his multiple eyes before making his way over, starting to pick a bunch of the huckleberries, dropping them into the bucket.

Although Crowley did notice that not all of them went into the bucket, quite a number of them were going into the large mouth on Aziraphale's stomach.

He didn't say anything though, Aziraphale seemed rather delighted with the berries, and he was still helping anyway.

Until he noticed that Aziraphale started to pluck from the bushes containing the red berries. "Oh- oh, angel, those are-"

Crowley winced when Aziraphale tossed a handful of the red berries right into his mouth and chewed on them for a moment. Then he paused and all his eyes widened before vanishing and Crowley watched in fascinated horror as Aziraphale's mouth literally spiraled into his body, his face doing the exact same thing.

Then the angel started gagging, coughing way too hard as his features returned. Crowley sighed and held out his water bottle, which Aziraphale gladly took and started to chug.

"Angel, you've lived here for decades, did ya forget what a chokecherry was?" Crowley asked.

"I-I don't usually see them in the wild!" Aziraphale sputtered. "They're normally jammed or in a tea...!"

Crowley laughed and plucked a few, throwing them into the bucket. "Oh yeah, that's the best way to eat 'em. Trying to eat them raw is askin' for trouble."

He ignored the many glaring eyes looking at him, and just smiled, putting more berries into the bucket.

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Chokecherries live up to their name cause they leave your mouth feeling horrible due to how super bitter and sour they are at the exact same time. However, they taste good when baked, jammed, or turned into a tea.

Huckleberries are super tasty though, or at least I think so, but I only like them in syrup, ice cream, and candy form.

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Big comfortable eldritch angel Aziraphale protecting Crowley after they get stuck in the park during a particularly intense storm?

My park boys~! :D

Warning: mentioned angelic body horror for Aziraphale (stomach mouth, multiple eyes and limbs, extremely long body...), mentioned injuries from a previous event

On with the fic!

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"Well," Aziraphale started, "this is a bit of a predicament."

"You're tellin' me..." Crowley frowned, staring up at the dark sky, his glasses now being splattered by heavy drops of cold rain. "And of all the times for the stupid golf cart to die on us."

Aziraphale glanced back at the golf cart that Crowley had driven out to this location in the park. They had made an attempt to leave just moments ago when they had heard the rumble of thunder and Crowley realized that no one had charged the damn thing the day before.

He really wished they had taken the jeep, but Aziraphale had always wanted to ride in the cart he'd see people use on the camp grounds and... well... Crowley couldn't say no to those big, hazel puppy eyes.

Especially when fifteen suddenly showed up on Aziraphale's exposed skin.

"I don't think there's a chance in Hell we're gonna be able to get to your cabin in this weather, or back to the visitor center." Crowley said, wincing when the wind started to pick up and the rain came down like sharp points. "Shit!" He threw up his arms, trying to block the onslaught of hard rain.

"Oh, I've got you, my dear." Aziraphale said before Crowley shut his eyes at something started to glow bright, just for a few moments.

Then he felt something move around him, and the rain seemed to ease up. Crowley opened his eyes and lowered his arms, staring up at the massive form of the angel before him, dozens of eyes staring at him, a worried frown on his torso.

Is this better, dear? Aziraphale asked, voice echoing in Crowley's head.

"Y-yeah, much better." Crowley swallowed. It was still starling to see Aziraphale's true form, and he was getting flashbacks to a night that had happened weeks ago, the last time there was a massive storm like this.

The frown formed into a smile and Aziraphale reached down, carefully cupping Crowley closer to him, coiling his long body around the human like a snake. He was careful though, retracting some of his extra arms to not bump into Crowley. The angel was giving off a warmth that was comforting against the icy chill of the storm, and Crowley pressed himself against the warm coils, careful to avoid the eyes.

Aziraphale shifted above him and used his torso to cover over Crowley, his body glowing to illuminate them in the growing darkness as the rain came down harder. He used his own wings to shield himself from the rain and he sighed, the noise vibrating through the air.

Crowley shifted a bit and sat down on the ground, which was already dry again due to Aziraphale's angelic warmth. He felt his soaked clothes start to warm from the heat of the body he pressed himself against and he sigh contently. "You know, this reminds me of the night we first met."

Oh? Does it?

"Yeah. Me, out in the woods, caught up in a sudden storm. You, all angelic and Lovecraftian-wet dream."

Uhg, don't say that.

"Too late, it's said." Crowley smirked, looking at the closest eye, that stared back at him. "But yeah, you remember that night, angel?"

Of course I do! It was the first time I met you! I remember trying to tease you a bit from the trees, and then I seemed to startle you. You drove off in the storm and then you crashed!

Crowley winced. "Oh yeah, I did."

You poor thing, you were such a mess! Broken limbs and a nasty concussion! Luckily, I was there to patch you up and take you to my home for a good night's rest!

"You were also the reason I got into the crash." The human chuckled and Aziraphale gave him a look, which made him laugh more due to all the annoyed eyes looking at him and the pouty, giant mouth that technically could swallow him whole.

You are a ridiculous thing, you. An arm formed next to Crowley just to have a finger boop him on the nose, which only made Crowley laugh more.

Crowley grabbed the hand before it could retreat into the glowing body and gave the back of it a kiss, then deciding to interlace his fingers with it. "I'm your ridiculous thing, and you love it."

Aziraphale smiled, laughing a little. Of course I do, dear. But while it was terrifying to see you crash and get injured, I am happy to have gotten the chance to meet you. Though, I'm sure I would have happily enjoyed meeting you at the visitor center as well, but it probably wouldn't have been as memoriable.

"Yeah, and you wouldn't have had me in your bed so soon either." Crowley smirked. He got a small shove from another, newly formed hand.

They sat there quietly together as the storm raged on around them, enjoying the company of one another. Until Crowley realized that Aziraphale could have just miracled them to his cabin.

They decided to wait a few more minutes before doing just that, just to enjoy the moment.

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The cuddling continued back at the cabin, with a roaring fire, food, and a bajillion blankets because yes.

Also, Aziraphale is still in angel form, just smaller so he can fit in his home, which means that Crowley ends up being wrapped around by his boyfriend as if he were a python.

It's very romantic and also very warm. <3

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Some days, when Aziraphale returns to his bookshop in Soho, he'll keep the beard he has when in the states at the park.

Crowley finds the match of rugged beard and Victorian gentleman to be very attractive.

(From my Celestial Harmonies National Park au)