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for the fanfic trope mash-up, how about Royal AU + Poorly Timed Confession with zimbits? p.s. love your writing xx
ROYAL AU + POORLY TIMED CONFESSIONS + ZIMBITS
This is how it starts.
“Aww, bummer,” Chowder says, face buried in his phone as Bitty puts the finishing touches on a custard tart for his advisor’s birthday. “Canada’s King died.”
“Canada still has royalty?”
“Not anymore,” Dex chirps.
“It’s not like he had any power,” Nursey wanders in and kicks out a chair beside Dex. “Just a figurehead. It’s all for show. Trudeau is still in charge.”
“It says they don’t know who the heir is — that’s kinda cool right? Someone’s walking around like a secret prince or something.”
“Well at the very least we’ll be in for some interesting media coverage,” Bitty adds. “’Hunt for the Secret Royal’ will be all we hear about for weeks.”
“Bitty,” Chowder spins in his chair and waves to get his attention. “You think Jack knows anything about this? He’s a history buff, I bet he’s all over it.”
“You know, I’ll have to ask him when he gets back from Vancouver,” Bitty offers, placing the last violet garnish and snapping a photo after he closes the push notification regarding the passing of ‘Canada’s beloved monarch, Laurent IV’.
Much later, Bitty will look back and think about how he really needs to pay more attention to current events.
The knocks come quickly, loud and forceful enough that Chowder rouses from the sofa.
“—Whasat?”
Dex is already at the door, peering through the peephole warily.
“They look like Feds,” Nursey comments, watching from the kitchen. “They’re finally coming for you, Poindexter.”
“Fuck off, they’re Canadian Feds,” Dex corrects, face pressed against the door. “They’re wearing little maple leaf pins.”
“They invaded New England and they’re just cleaning up the ones they missed —“
“Is someone getting arrested?” Ollie comes running down the stairs behind Wicks.
“Probably if we don’t open the door.”
“Don’t open it! We don’t know what they want!”
“What are y’all hollering about, now?” Bitty calls down the stairs.
“We’re going to prison,” Dex calls back, recoiling from another round of hard knocks.
“You know we can hear you,” comes a muffled voice through the door. “We’re looking for Eric Richard Bittle? Is he here?”
“Definitely Canadian.”
“Thank you.”
“Oh, shit, Bits,” Chowder laments. “Go hide they’re gonna arrest you!”
“No, we aren’t,” says the voice again. “We’re not arresting anyone.”
“Real convincing,” Dex chides.
“Look, this is not how we normally do this, okay? Please open the door, it’s a matter of national security.”
“Which nation? Show me a badge.”
The Haus falls silent while Dex apparently gets his answer.
“Well?”
Dex steps back and looks up at Bitty, who is still hovering by the stairs in his shorts and a Falconers’ championship tee.
“You might want to put on pants, Cap. Some nice Canadians with guns want to talk to you.”
Three minutes later Bitty is fully clothed when they open the door on two tall, suited men with earpieces.
“I’m Agent Harper, this is Agent Camden,” the first man introduces, then gestures to his clearly exhausted partner. “We’re here to speak with Eric Richard Bittle.”
“You’re speaking to him,” Bitty says cautiously. “What can I help you gentleman with?”
The two explain they’re agents of the Canadian government meant to bring Eric into protective custody, though they refuse to elaborate on exactly why.
“This is shady as hell, you can’t just take him to Canada,” Chowder stage whispers, and Camden sighs outright.
“We can’t say anything else because we were asked not to reveal details until you’re safely on Canadian soil. It’s a direct request from the Family.””
“The mob?” Wicks gasps.
“Oh, my god,” Harper drops his head. “Americans. No, the Royal Family.”
Bitty may not be the most intelligent person at Samwell — that title goes to the fourteen-year-old in his senior-level Calculus class — but he’s pretty darn sharp and his mama taught him to read between the lines better than anyone.
He reaches up and grips the ring hiding on a chain beneath his shirt.
“Can I call Jack real quick? I just need to grab my phone,” Bitty asks, already rising to retreat to his room when Camden holds up a hand.
“No need, we can pass along any messages.”
There it is, the confirmation Bitty was looking for.
From out of seemingly nowhere another Agent comes down the stairs with a box of Eric’s possessions, his laptop dangling several cords from the side, and he can only assume his phone is stashed in there among the mess.
“Hey! You can’t just —“
“You’ll get them back once we’ve determined there’s no evidence of tampering. We need you to surrender anything with an internet or bluetooth connection. External hard drives, etc. It’s a matter of national security.”
“Just so we’re clear,” Nursey interrupts, recording everything on his own phone, “We’re talking ‘Canadian’ national security.”
“What do you want with Bitty?” Chowder pressures.
“To keep him safe,” Camden insists again.
“Hold on!”
A woman in a blue pantsuit comes bounding up the porch steps and in through the front door, waving at Harper to stop before running over, holding out her phone.
“Here, he wants to talk to the Consor – oh,” she stops, seeing the rest of the people in the room. “Um, the… Bittle?”
“Right.” Bitty warily takes the phone and says, “Hello?”
“Bits!“
The relief Bitty feels is so palpable he thinks like his legs might give out.
“Oh, God, Jack? Honey! What’s going on?”
“I’m so sorry, we just landed and service is a nightmare— I’m fine, listen, trust me, I’ll explain everything once you get to Montreal. This is just complicated and we’re still trying to work out the details – You can trust the people we sent.”
“You mean the men in black stealing my stuff? Jack, they took my phone.”
“I’ll make them get you a new one. Just get here and I promise everything will be okay.”
There’s a rustling on Jack’s end and suddenly Bitty can hear Bob.
“Eric? Son, listen, some things have come up and I believe it would be, ah, safer to have you in Montreal for the announcement —”
“Bob,” Bitty interrupts, not missing the flash of panic on the blue-suited woman’s face. “Real quick question, are you the new King of Canada?”
The agents around Bitty slow to a stop and on the other end of the line Bob makes a noncommittal sound that’s the verbal equivalent of a shrug.
“Oh, good lord,” Bitty sighs. “Please put Jack back on.”
Some more shuffling and, “Bits?”
“Am I being kidnapped because your father is the secret heir to the Canadian monarchy?”
Jack is silent for a beat and Bitty fights the urge to panic.
“Bud, you’re not being kidnapped because Papa is the secret heir. You’re being kidnapped because ‘I’ am.”
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So I’ve recently hit 1.2k followers which is crazy! I just wanted to do this follow forever because you guys mean so much to me. Most of you have been here since my blog was nothing but Outlander and your still here after my blog became multifandom trash. But Outlander will still always be dear to me and is still the heart of this blog. I just wanted to thank every single one of you and know how much I appreciate you. xx Norma
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Name your top 10 favourite characters from 10 different fandoms and then tag 10 people! I was tagged by @veronicaslodges - thanks sarah! 💖
this was so damn hard! but i tried (and i’m probably going to regret choosing some of them over someone else in like 5 min or so. lol). however, here are my off-the-top-of-my-head picks, in no particular order:
raven reyes (the 100)
schmidt (new girl)
gina linetti (brooklyn 99)
sansa stark (game of thrones)
veronica mars (veronica mars)
fiona gallagher (shameless us)
stiles stilinski (teen wolf)
isabelle lightwood (shadowhunters)
eleven (stranger things)
jasper frost (the royals)
i’m tagging: @ginervaweasley @queens-clarke @eizagonzalezs @maiaroberts @rrahl @sansapond @celestemiddlleton - feel free to ignore if you don’t want to do it or already have :)
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10 Songs I Jam To
thanks for tagging me @snekcrowley!
This was hard to narrow it down to 10, so I just picked upbeat ones
1: soul man by sam and dave
2: you’re my best friend by queen
3: golden years by david bowie
4: go by the black keys
5: sucker by the jonas brothers
6: boys by charlie xcx
7: leave a trace by chvurches
8: dog days are over by florence + the machine
9: moment’s silence by hozier
10: devil’s spoke by laura marling
i’m tagging @quillomens,��@apple-duty, @celestemiddlleton, and anyone who wants to do it
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Rules: bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do it.
I was tagged by danieljradcliffe! Thank you sweetheart! ♥
APPEARANCE:
I’m over 5’5” // I wear glasses/contacts // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup// I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards
HOBBIES AND TALENTS:
I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to tv shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand
RELATIONSHIPS:
I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for more than ten years // my parents are together // I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // I have a long distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online
AESTHETICS:
I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sun rise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season
MISCELLANEOUS:
I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least three dogs
Tagging! ~ joycesbyrs elizabethclaires scotsmanandsassenach celestemiddlleton weeintrovertedfangirl tzaharasykes jonnhamms breefraser skywalkersleia queenclairefrasers fyeahthemackenzies theministerskat
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your tumblr crushes!
thank you for this!
my favorite tumblrs, according to tumblr, are: @coffeecloudy, @jediknightrey, @goulds, @chochxng, @sansastarkr, @clarabosswald, @princessashildr, @izzymalec, @stark (which I love allll *-*)
but I have sooooo many (long-time) lovely mutuals so here’s a shoutout to my fave mutuals at the moment: @pastclaras, @riverrspond, @ljcovensky, @milverton, @profesorhagrid, @celestemiddlleton, @precioussammy, @wlntrfell, @oswinry, @hectorpriamides, @wolfsansastark, @petarparkers, @stevesharington, @alexkingstons, @alecsizzy, @drahgons, @helptwelve, @bb-8, @goodqueenalys, @burke-juliet, @castiell, @daisyridlay, @devoutdean, @jaimelainnister, @queens-clarke @lilttlebird these are all I can come up with now 💖
thank you for sending me this 💖
time for a sleepover! send me things into my ask
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