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Happy Birthday Melissa Benoist
October 4
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Happy birthday to Eric Winter 😄🎊 he’s the OG Chenford shipper / ship captain and one of The Rookie fandom’s biggest supporters! Hope he has a great day today because he deserves it!!
UPDATE: Eric celebrated his birthday at work and Melissa posted an IG story for him! I love these besties so much!! 😍😄
#the rookie#eric winter#happy birthday#birthday post#happy birthday eric#the og#chenford ship captain#chenford shipper#biggest supporter#he’s the best#melissa o’neil#meleric#bff goals#on set#celebrating birthdays
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Feliz Cumpleaños/Happy Birthday Melissa 🥳🎂
Melissa Barrera Martínez
July 4,1990
Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉
4 Luglio 1990
#melissa barrera#actress#atriz#world cinema#cinema#movies#film#tv shows#in the heights#clubdecuervos#vidatvshow#scream#sam carpenter#scream movies#scream fandom#carmen#bed rest#abigail#horror movies#horror fan#celebrity#feliz cumpleaños#happy birthday
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#Since it's the 5th of May have a#Melissa Ng#Post in celebration of her birthday today#Loved her role and image in this#Riches and Stitches#TVB#HK Drama#By the way
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Spoiled
Summary: melissa’s never had a partner who plans things like valentine’s day, her birthday, christmas, special anniversaries. it takes years of getting used to it.
WC: ~5.2k
If Melissa Schemmenti was anything, it wasn’t spoiled. No. She grew up in a house where you didn’t give much, you didn’t get much, and you were as close to happy enough as you could get. The small redhead learned quickly that she had to earn everything in life- love, affection, praise, a tangible object… and on the other end of it all, she could also earn punishment, hatred, hurt. Every single action and choice that she made, there was some sort of consequence. Sometimes it was natural, and other times it was not. The times when it wasn’t a natural consequence were always worse.
And as she grew older, she only continued to learn that a spoiled life would never be her life- not as a teacher with a deadbeat for a husband. Everything that she had and was was earned. Nothing could ever come just by luck, or because someone thought she should receive something just because.
That is… until you came along. And it took Melissa a long time to adjust to a life where she was treated as though she was less of a body and more of a treasure- a treatment that she should’ve been getting from the beginning.
The first time that you take her by surprise is her birthday. The two of you had begun dating in May, so when her birthday rolls around in August, the two of you are in a rather secure place to begin celebrating birthdays.
You spend the night before with her, and as nights often end when the two of you go out on dates or have a night in, you stay the night. She begins her birthday in a bliss, to say the least. You are more than happy to indulge her in those feelings, and it is a wonderful start to a birthday for the redhead.
And when dawn breaks, while the second grade teacher is usually the first one up and preparing breakfast for the both of you, you’re so eager to begin spoiling your girlfriend that you wake up before even she does. You silently disentangle your limbs from hers, press a warm kiss to her temple, and slip out of the room without her waking.
Breakfast is going on the stove, a lovely spread of all of her favorite morning foods, when you as though someone is watching you. And there is someone. Melissa is leaning against the archway into her kitchen with a half-awake smile as she holds her robe close to her body. Your smile brightens, if that’s even possible, at the sight of her. Your girlfriend is a stunningly beautiful woman when she’s all done up in makeup and there isn’t a hair out of place, but… nothing could compare to the sight of her just waking up in the morning, if you’re being honest. She wears a tired smile with a look of what you tell yourself is love.
“I coulda made breakfast,” Melissa tells you softly.
Your smile turns into a pout as you realize that your idea of breakfast in bed for the redhead is tarnished.
“Why the long face?” your girlfriend teases you as she makes her way over and wraps her arms around your waist.
“You ruined your first birthday surprise,” you grumble playfully before kissing her sweetly. “Happy birthday, babe.”
The woman rolls her eyes. “You said it last night before we went to bed, hun. It’s just another day, same old shitshow.”
Your brows furrow as you shake your head. “It’s your special day, Lis.”
“Ain’t been special in the past, why start now?”
You sputter out a few incoherent sounds before you can finally get out, “Not special?! Oh, honey… you are in for it today.”
“What do you mean? Why?”
“Why?” you parrot her before looking back to the eggs and bacon on the stove. “Because! It’s your special day! You were born today, and that is something to celebrate!”
Your girlfriend chuckles as she allows you to turn in her arms to tend to breakfast. A warm kiss is pressed to your cheek before she settles her chin on your shoulder. “You, my dear, are something special.”
You crane your neck to kiss her. “That would be you, Lis.”
Breakfast is wonderful- complete with coffee to her liking and a stunning bouquet of flowers set in the middle of the table for her.
“You sure know how to spoil a girl,” Melissa laughs as you dance around the kitchen while cleaning, absolutely refusing her request to help.
“This is just the beginning of it.”
You spend the rest of that day doing everything that she loves. From lounging at the pool, to pulling her aside for a quick… break, to satiate her desire for you, to relaxing on the couch to take a quick nap. And while she’s napping, you see your opportunity to get the things together to take her for a picnic at Belmont Plateau. You gently slip a pillow under her head in place of your lap as you look around for the basket that you’re going to bring with you. You’re somehow able to prepare all of the food and get it into the car without her knowing, she’s still exhausted from sitting out in the sun for hours and then participating in… well, that stays in the bedroom.
You know that if you’re going to catch the sunset like you want to, you have to wake her.
With the gentlest hand on her shoulder and your lips to her temple, you shake her as softly as you can to wake her. “Baby, it’s time to get up.”
Her eyes peel open slowly, and the golden flicks in them sparkle. “Hmm?”
“I have something planned for your birthday dinner today, but I need you to wake up if we’re going to make it on time.”
“On time?” her brow lifts just slightly. “Hun, I told you… today has been great already. We don’t need to do anything else.”
“This is the last thing,” you tell her with a voice as smooth as honey. “And then we can spend the rest of the night in bed watching your reality television that you love so much.”
The look on your girlfriend’s face tells you that she doesn’t believe you, but she gets up. “Is what I’m in okay, or do I need to change for dinner?”
You pretend to look her over- okay, you actually do, because she looks so effortlessly beautiful. Even with her hair in the messiest of buns on the top of her head, eyes still crusted with sleep, and a tank top and athletic shorts on, she is the most stunningly gorgeous person you’ve ever seen.
“You look beautiful, Lis,” you promise her with a kiss as you pull her to a more seated position. “C’mon though, babe. We gotta go if we wanna make it.”
You glance outside, and if you leave now, you still should have time to set everything up in order to be able to watch the sunset while you eat dessert.
As you pull up to the parking lot, your girlfriend looks at you with a confused look. “What are we doing here? I thought we were going out to dinner.”
“We are,” you chuckle. “I thought it might be nice to have a picnic and watch the sun set in one of your favorite places in Philly.”
The both of you get out of your car and head for the trunk. You have the stereotypical picnic basket filled to the brim with food, and she manages to grab the blanket before you can stop her.
“Mel,” you whine. “It’s your birthday. Let me get it.”
“I want to help you,” your girlfriend rolls her eyes. “It’s just the blanket.”
With a sigh, you give in to her request, and you grab the guitar you also packed and sling it over your back.
Dinner is perfect, absolutely everything is divine. Melissa, not one to compliment food often, knows how much effort you put into this and praises the meal with such kindness. Dessert is the same, as the two of you watch the sun begin to sit.
As you’re finishing up the last of your meals, the sky is painted gold, streaks of pink and blue and purple dancing through the sky. It’s a spectacle to behold.
“This is beautiful,” your girlfriend smiles as she watches the landscaping in front of her.
Your heart swells as you attempt to capture this moment in your head. “Not as beautiful as what I’m looking at.”
The redhead turns to look at you, and your eyes are focused on her completely. “You’re the cheesiest person I know,” she tells you with a playful roll of the eyes. She leans in to kiss you though. “Thank you.”
You don’t say anything else. The guitar that has been sitting next to you is picked up, and you begin strumming the instrument before laying your voice over the chords.
The two of you watch the sunset as your soft and melodic voice hums out some of Melissa’s favorite tunes. Once the sun is down, you go to stop playing, but a soft voice stops you.
“Keep playing?” your girlfriend requests softly. You would normally oblige a soft, sweet request like this anyway, but on her birthday, you make sure that you play her absolute favorites.
Her eyes sparkle with adoration for you, your sweet chords and fingerpicking, and your honey-laced voice. Eventually though, your voice begins to grow tired, Melissa’s eyes are starting to droop as she lays on the blanket that you have out, and without the warmth of the sun to bask in, it’s starting to get a bit chilly. So, you call it a night, much to her disappointment.
“But it’s my birthday,” Melissa protests quietly, a small pout evident on her face.
“It is,” you chuckle as you begin to put your instrument in its case. “And I can always continue to sing at your house, but my voice needs a bit of a break for right now.”
Begrudgingly, your girlfriend sits up, smooths down her hair, and starts picking things up to make your trek back down to the car.
When you make it back to her place, you don’t end up pulling out the guitar again. Instead, you spend time in the shower… longer than you would usually take to bathe, and then you’re laying down in bed. Both of you are absolutely beat from today’s activities.
Her head lays on your chest as she closes her eyes.
“Today was a great day,” she sighs. “Most years I hate my birthday, but… I think I could get used to celebrating it with you by my side.”
If the second grade teacher thought you went all out for her birthday four months into dating, Christmas is a whole other deal. The two of you have been dating for seven months,, she’s (by some force above you) allowed you to move in with her, and the holiday season is your favorite time of year. You’re determined to show her that Christmas is not just about presents and the commercialized side of the winter holidays, but there is something about being able to spend time with the people you love and be just the slightest bit kinder (who are you kidding, you’re always sweet as can be).
So while she’s out shopping on Black Friday with Barbara, you’re busy as a bee decorating her house with lights, window clings, little trinkets, you move the couches in the living room to make space for where a tree might go… you’re determined to show her that while past holidays have sucked for her (Joe had presented divorce papers to her on Christmas Day in the past), the most wonderful time of the year with you truly is magical.
By the time she’s pulling back up to the house, you are in full decorating mode. The kitchen has been decorated, the banister to the upstairs has been wrapped in garland and tinsel, there’s space for where you’re hoping the tree will go, the television stand has little trinkets lining it, and you’re just hanging the mistletoe as you see her face appear in the window to the front door.
“Hun?” She shouts through the glass.
“Just a sec!” You call back as you climb down from the step stool that you needed to set it up. Once everything is out of the way, you pull open the front door with a grin.
She begins to walk in, but you stop her quickly, putting a gentle hand on her shoulder, shaking your head. You point up with a mischievous glint in your eye.
“Babe, you’re joking,” she huffs as she continues to hold a multitude of bags in her arms.
“Jeez, you act like kissing me at the front door when you come home is a chore,” you tease her. “If you hate me, just say it.”
“Well, you know that just isn’t true, but my arms are getting tired.”
“So kiss me, and I’ll let you in!”
Your girlfriend pecks your lips quickly, and you step aside. You follow her further into the house, bouncing on your toes with excitement.
“Are you an elf or something?” Melissa asks as she takes in everything you’ve done, dropping most of the bags in the kitchen and living room as she goes. “Barb and I were only gone for three hours.”
“Do you like it?”
“It’s beautiful, mi amore,” the redhead tells you softly, pulling you into her arms now that she has them free. She kisses you a bit more deeply than she had. “I never decorate, so this is… this is nice.”
“This is just the beginning,” you smile as you lay your head on her shoulder. “Just wait until I rope you into helping me decorate outside and get the tree with me.”
“Why are you so insistent on all of this?”
“Because I know you don’t have great memories with the holidays, and I want to create new ones… happier ones.”
Melissa, for as much as she used to hate the holidays because they were always filled with memories of fighting and anger, finds that she loves the holidays with you. Everyday that you get closer to the holidays is filled with warmth, and love, and smiles that are so bright she swears you could light up all of Philly.
You set the Christmas lights up outside, making sure that they look perfect. You take her out of the city and to a Christmas tree farm to pick out the best tree you can find. When you decorate it, the house smells of pine and hot chocolate as music fills the air. Copious amounts of cookies are made, the scent always lingering. Shopping for presents is usually a task filled with dread for the redhead, but being with you makes it bearable. Melissa loves the way you light up in the stores when you see items that may just be the perfect gifts or a small trinket that you insist is necessary for the house.
The actual event of Christmas is… so far from what Melissa thought it would be. Most years, she drags herself to these family events. She found that she hates them- her family seeing her alone for years now and wondering when she would finally get back into the game. And when she was with Joe, she was forced to interact with his family… not something she enjoyed doing. But with you? You immediately capture the hearts of her family members, even those who don’t necessarily want to like you. And your family welcomes Melissa in as one of their own. This is so different from what she used to know. It’s a nice different though, a good different, a magical different.
And when the two of you finally get to relax after spending Christmas Eve with her family and Christmas Day with yours, you pull a small wrapped box out of your pocket for her. You see the way her eyes go wide as she wonders what could possibly be in it.
“Relax, Lis,” you chuckle softly as you drape your legs over hers. “I know what you think it is, and it isn’t. I promise.”
Her shoulders relax ever so slightly before taking the present into her hands. When she opens it, it’s a stunning bracelet- one with an engraving on the inside of it.
Here’s to many more magical days with you is all it reads- there’s no tying yourself to her, no promises of an engagement or marriage, just… a promise that you will always make your days together happy ones.
Melissa whispers as she looks at it with wide eyes, “Mi amore, this is… I can’t accept this.”
“Why not?” you cock your head to the side. “You deserve a Christmas present.”
“I- It’s too much,” she says. “It’s worth too much, and I- I’m not worth the money to spend.”
Your heart breaks inside your chest at your girlfriend’s words, and you see in her eyes that she truly believes what she just uttered. “Melissa Schemmenti.” She just shrugs and averts her eyes from your gaze. “Mel. Look at me.” You only continue when sad green eyes look into yours. “You are worth everything in this world, and I am so sorry it’s taken this long for me to find you to show you that.”
She shrugs again. “It just looks so expensive.”
It was expensive. But, your girlfriend deserves to be spoiled. She has this day, her birthday, Valentine’s Day, and your anniversary to be spoiled on- only four days out of the year when you wish you could shower her with presents and love everyday.
“So?” you ask. “It’s Christmas. Let me spoil you.”
“You spoiled me for my birthday.”
“And? That was your birthday, and this is Christmas! Two completely different days for me to show my wonderful girlfriend how much I love her,” you argue with a teasing smile. “C’mon, I thought you were a teacher- you should know that those are two completely separate occasions.”
With Christmas over, Melissa thought she was done being spoiled until her birthday again, if the two of you last that long, and she’s starting to believe that the two of you might really have a future together.
But when Valentine’s Day rolls around, you’re up bright and early with a smile on your face as you make her coffee and breakfast. The stunning bouquet of flowers that you had picked up the previous night and somehow managed to keep hidden from her get placed on the table in her favorite vase.
After her birthday, you should’ve known that she wouldn’t stay asleep for much longer, but you had to try. So when you feel warm, robe clad arms snake around you, you aren’t necessarily surprised. Instead, you turn in her arms and kiss her softly.
“My love, what is all of this?” she asks you.
“It’s our first Valentine’s Day together,” you tell your girlfriend. “I wanted to spoil you with breakfast in bed, but I should’ve known you’d be up.”
“I don’t think I can sleep without you by my side anymore,” Melissa murmurs into your shoulder.
“You’re such a dork,” you tease.
“Your dork,” the redhead can’t help but retort sleepily. Her eyes wander to the flower arrangement on the table. “Those are beautiful, but please tell me you didn’t wake up at the ass crack of dawn to go pick them up.”
“Last night,” you promise her before turning your attention back to the meal at hand.
It’s on the table a few minutes later, and you spend breakfast in a blissful haze with your hands intertwined before you have to start getting ready for work.
You kiss her softly as she gets into her car. “Come home right after work? I have something planned.”
“Of course you do,” Melissa rolls those beautiful green eyes playfully. “Hun, I don’t need a fancy dinner or nothin’.”
“Well…” you hum and look away. “Just… come straight home after work?”
“You know I always do.”
When the teacher returns home, your car is already in the driveway, which isn’t necessarily a shock. You’ve really lucked out with the hours that you work. It’s also not uncommon for you to work through your lunch so you’re able to leave a half hour earlier than intended.
Where she expects you to be sitting on the couch in a fancy dress ready to take her to a ridiculously expensive dinner, you’re actually sitting on the couch in the living room in a pair of sweatpants.
“Amore?” she raises a brow, and her lips turn downward. “Are you alright?”
You look to her with the warmest and sweetest of smiles. “I’m alright. C’mon, set your stuff down.”
“Aren’t we going out for dinner tonight?” the redhead asks as she sets her bags down on the bench by the door.
You shake your head. “I know you’re tired after days like this where you have parties at the school. I figured we could spend our first Valentine’s Day where we’re both the happiest.”
“On our couch?”
“Well, maybe after… but I actually meant the kitchen.” You stand from your place and reach out a hand that she takes. When she thinks you’re going to lead her into the kitchen, you actually take her to the bedroom.
“I thought you just said we were going to the-”
You cut her off with a kiss before pushing the door open. “I figured you would want to get out of your teaching clothes and into something a little more comfortable.” On the bed are a sweatshirt (her favorite sweatshirt of yours) and a pair of sweatpants.
“You weren’t bringing me up here to-”
“No, Melissa,” you chuckle. “I swear, you think I’m a sex fiend. Change, and then meet me in the kitchen.”
You and your girlfriend prepare dinner together effortlessly- one of your favorite activities to do together. Now that she knows you are quite the cook, she always accepts your help in the kitchen- invites it, actually.
The two of you eat dinner the same way you ate breakfast this morning. And then you lead her to the couch. Her favorite movie is already cued up, and the two of you spend that time curled up together, just enjoying each other’s company.
By some miracle, she’s still awake by the end of the movie, albeit she is yawning.
“I think maybe it’s time we head to bed,” you chuckle as you press a lazy kiss to her temple.
Once you’re cozy in bed, she rests her head on your shoulder, and you sigh softly.
“I hope you’re okay with what happened today.”
“Hun, what are you talking about?” Melissa pulls away and sits up to stare at you.
“I just mean…” you fiddle with your fingers. “We didn’t really do much today, but I knew you were going to be exhausted from having all of those parents in your room today for the party. I just wish I could’ve spoiled you more today.”
“Mi amore, today was the perfect day after school. I don’t need the fancy dinners or the sparkly dresses to show people that we love each other. And honestly, you did spoil me. I know you like going all out and doing the ‘fancy’ things, but… you put my comfort ahead of it all, and that is the best way you could’ve spoiled me today.”
You look at her through your lashes with a shy smile. “Well, just know that even though I couldn’t spoil you today, that doesn’t mean I’m not spoiling you on Saturday for a late Valentine’s Day dinner.”
Your girlfriend laughs that incredibly deep laugh, the one that you find to be one of the sexiest things in the world. “I should’ve known.”
“Yeah,” you smile as you pull her back down to lay with you. “You should’ve.”
When your first anniversary of dating rolls around, Melissa has been around you long enough to know that you’re going to go all out. And she’s right. But you don’t go all out in the way that she predicted. You’ve done beautiful picnics, the fancy restaurants, the in between, lazy days… so she really isn’t quite sure what to expect. All she knows that you are going to be so unapologetically you.
She does try to guess, but you tell her with a smirk each time that you aren’t going to reveal anything.
You had spoken to Barbara Howard recently, and the veteran teacher stated that Melissa wanted to be able to give you everything she could for your first anniversary together. She wanted to be the one who got to spoil you, unlike how every other big event went over the past year. So, that’s how you were going to spoil Melissa. You were going to let her feel that she was spoiling you. Of course, the next day, you would give her the paperwork to show her you had contacted a contractor to put in an in ground hot tub that she had been wanting for ages, but for today… she could feel like she was spoiling you. And you would do it with a smile.
To her surprise, when she opens her eyes that morning, you’re still holding onto her- not downstairs trying to finally execute the breakfast in bed that you’ve been wanting to give her since the relationship began. Instead, you’re laying there peacefully, eyes closed. She thinks you’re still asleep, but the truth of it is, you aren’t. You’re so consumed in your own thoughts of how much you love her and could spend the rest of your living days with her.
So, she makes her way downstairs and is able to make breakfast for you. She brings it up and into the bedroom before sitting down on the edge of your side of the bed.
“Mi amore?”
You peel your eyes open, pretending as if you had slept in. You knew she was making breakfast, you could smell it the second she had started working her magic in the kitchen. “Good morning, Lis. Happy anniversary, babe.” You kiss her gently.
“Happy anniversary,” she echos. “I made breakfast.”
You allow her to set the tray on the bed, and the tow of you have a wonderful meal together. Every meal you have together is wonderful.
You spend the day doing everything she thinks you would want to do on your perfect ideal day. And she has you down to a science- the things she planned are everything that you would love to do with her. But in all honesty, anything that you do with her is exactly where you would love to be. She’s home, and any time that you get to spend with her is perfect.
As the day progresses, you see how light she is on her feet- how happy she is to feel that she is giving you the treatment you always give her. And you couldn’t be happier. After so many years of her not feeling as though she had a purpose or a place in this world, you were more than happy to take a step back and let her be in charge and heal a bit of her inner child.
The two of you head to bed that night with lovesick grins on your faces, and your heart is filled with so much love and happiness that you’re not sure you could top a day like today.
And of course, the day after, where you can’t quite walk properly because of activities that you participated in the night before, is a day of rest and relaxation. You make sure that you take the best care of your girlfriend’s aches and pains and soreness. And that’s before you take her outside to show her where the contractor is planning on putting the hot tub.
“Did you really think I wasn’t going to get you anything?” you chuckle as she wraps her arms around your waist. “Like, c’mon, Lis.”
“Hun, this is…”
You roll your eyes as you kiss her. “It’s not too much. You’ve been wanting this. You deserve it.”
“I absolute do-”
“Just let me spoil you,” you mumble against her cheek before kissing it.
With the first year down, when these big days and holidays come around again, the redhead thinks that you’ll tone it down- that you had only gone all out because it was your first year together. She’s wrong.
Melissa tells herself it’s just the honeymoon phase. That once you’ve really settled into life together, it won’t always be this magical. She’s wrong. You never let a big day go by without spoiling her. And while she never comes to expect it, she accepts the fact that this is who you are. That you spoil her because you love her more than she thinks she’s ever seen anyone love another human before. As time goes on she will just lovingly kiss you, having adjusted to this life that she lives now. A life where love is unconditional, and she doesn’t have to earn it.
Your girlfriend becomes your wife, and a few years later, the family expands. You welcome two little girls into your world right after Melissa’s birthday, and they grow before your eyes.
When Christmas rolls around, this is the first year that your wife thinks that maybe you won’t spoil her the way you have been for years now. With two small children to care for now, you’re not necessarily in a place to be spending the money and living the lavish lifestyle that you had both grown accustomed to. And Melissa is entirely okay with this- your little ones deserve the absolute world.
But still, you manage to spoil her. She’s not quite sure how you had managed it with the budget, but she’s presented with a sparkling necklace on Christmas morning, adorned with all four of your birthstones on it.
“Honey,” she whispers as she looks at it, tears in her eyes. “This is… beautiful. But I- I didn’t get you anything like this. I figured with the twins now-”
“I don’t need anything other than what I have right here,” you promise her quietly. “Everything I need is here, and it is more than enough.”
“But I-”
“Let me spoil you,” you tell her, much like you’ve done for years.
She chuckles a watery chuckle before sighing and kissing you sweetly. “Will you ever stop?”
“Spoiling you?” you ask her with a playful roll of the eyes. “Absolutely not. I’ve been doing it for years. Why would I stop now?”
“Because we have the girls to worry about and spoil now.”
“And they will be,” you tell her as you glance over at the two sleeping quietly in the bassinets you have set up in the living room. “But that doesn’t mean I’ll ever stop spoiling you.”
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masterlist
updated: nov 10, 2024
!! all works should be considered 18+, minors please dni !!
!! individual warnings at beginning of each fic !!
agatha harkness
effuso sanguine: secret love hidden in forests is a reprieve that time and hate can steal, a love that defies order and law (MOST RECENT)
melissa schemmenti
fluff
from miles away: melissa's ex-husband pays a visit to abbott after hearing about you moving in
crystal clear: five times others realized melissa loved you and the one time she did
are you mine?: melissa takes things into her own hands after watching an addington teacher flirt with you at pecsa-geddon
simmer: a sweet morning between melissa and her firefighting partner
wishful thinking: months of flirting with a clueless r has melissa switching her tactics
would that i: melissa grew up seeing what love was supposed to be, she just needed to find it
amaranthine: melissa schemmenti is easy to adore
as you ever were: mutual feelings, mutual fears, mutually nosy friends
know i'm alive: (nsfw, minors dni) a new teacher with a new motorcycle, and melissa wants to take both for a ride
angst
picking petals: you want melissa to marry you. melissa's mother wants melissa to marry you. but what of melissa?
just how we feel: eight months at abbott had you convinced melissa hated you, until jacob pairs you together for janine's birthday celebrations
tease and unease: mutual secrets can bring mutual pain, a hidden love can break the dam
and now?: (nsfw, minors dni) melissa craved you, you craved melissa. what you crave from each other seems to differ depending on the season. based on red wine supernova and casual by chappell roan
truth be told: melissa loves you, in what way, she doesn't want to know. based on good luck, babe! by chappell roan
part 2: truth be lived
hurt/comfort
delphinium blooms: a morning of unfortunate events proves that development day is just as unlucky for you as it is for janine, so melissa tries to help
blush to ruby: a four-square accident brings out a new side of melissa
frosted hymnal: grief makes the holidays less cheerful, but not a girlfriend less loving
by the sun, by the moon: melissa is plagued by nightmares, ones only you can soothe, but different sleeping arrangements interfere
brienne of tarth
a piece of home: when traveling to king's landing with jaime lannister, brienne finds she's much less alone that she had originally thought
part 2: close to home | part 3: home bound | part 4: home
beckon me back: two months apart is more like two centuries
larissa weems
fluff
an altar of peace: a morning with larissa weems
wine and ember: where red is drank and a spark is lit
all bark, some bite: the bitter reminder of her past returns, and r will not let her wife face it alone
rose infusion: college!larissa smokes weed for the first time with a familiar face
heaven's gate: (nsfw, minors dni) locking eyes with a woman at a bar and finding purpose in her kiss
part 2: pearlescent
angst
one hundred and seventeen: from the second she left, your world stopped spinning on its axis
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Happy Birthday, Cowgirl!
Melissa Schemmenti x fem oc
Summary: You wake up expecting it to be another forgotten birthday. Melissa makes sure it’s one for the books.
WC: 2.2k
Today is my 25th birthday! I wrote this for myself and figured someone else might enjoy it, too.
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Growing up, your parents never made your birthday a big deal and you didn’t understand it. All of your friends… and even your brother… got to celebrate their big day with cupcakes and parties filled with presents and excitement. Not you. November 5th was just another day as far as your family was concerned. Occasionally they would remember and mumble a simple ‘happy birthday’ as you walked out the door to walk to school, but there was no fanfare. Despite the fact that you always went out of your way to celebrate the birthdays of those close to you, you’d grown accustomed to not celebrating your own.
You had been dating Melissa Schemmenti for almost a year when your 28th birthday rolled around. Normally on a Saturday morning you would wake up with a mouthful of red hair and a hand full your girlfriend’s breast. Unfortunately, work had sent you to Nashville for a truly unnecessary- yet mandatory- conference, so instead you woke up alone in a ridiculously themed Margaritaville hotel suite. Jimmy Buffett himself stared down at you from the wall like a tacky Jesus portrait at your Grandma’s house. You glanced at your phone on the nightstand to see a missed call from the redhead. What the hell was she doing awake at six in the morning on a Saturday? There was no voicemail so you picked up the phone and called her back. Your brows knit together in confusion as you were sent straight to voicemail, something that very rarely happened. Assuming she had put her phone on ‘do not disturb’ and gone back to bed, you shrugged and got up to get ready for the day.
Once showered and dressed, you grabbed a granola bar and banana from the mini fridge and sat in front of the television to watch the morning news. After listening to a couple of local stories you tuned out the noise and stared out the window as you ate. The granola bar was stale and the banana wasn’t quite ripe… pretty on brand for your birthday. You gave up a couple of bites in and tossed them in the trash, opting for a half-eaten candy bar from your purse instead. With a deep sigh, you gathered your things for work and headed towards the door. You paused to look at yourself in the mirror once more before you left, staring a little too long at the bags under your eyes. Time was already leaving its mark on you. “Happy birthday, Y/N,” you whispered to yourself before you left for the day.
Around noon the team split from the conference for lunch with plans to return at two. Instead of joining your coworkers, you decided to grab take out from the restaurant at the hotel and eat in your room with hopes of maybe getting to talk to your girlfriend too. You scarfed down your hot chicken sandwich before dialing Melissa’s number; again, it went straight to voicemail. Disappointed, you tossed your phone onto the bed with a huff and sat on the edge with your head in your hands. You had hoped for at least a ‘happy birthday’ text from Melissa, but now you were starting to think that even she didn’t want to celebrate your day. You set an alarm and laid down for a nap thinking it might make the day go by faster.
The alarm blared and you sat straight up with a gasp- something Melissa always teased you about. ‘It’s like you remember ya left the stove on or somethin’,’ she’d mumble. It had only been two days without her, but you missed her. You decided to try the phone one more time before heading back to work, disappointed when you heard the voicemail message yet again. In a bit of a grumpy mood, you left the room and met back up with your coworkers.
“What’s that face for, Y/N? You look like someone kicked your puppy,” Seth said as you approached. You rolled your eyes and shrugged.
“Sorry, my face doesn’t have an inside voice. I’m alright. Ready to get back to it?” You straightened yourself out and slapped on a smile.
Seth and the rest of the team nodded and followed you out to the van knowing better than to question you. The rest of the work day dragged by as slow as molasses. Luckily, you were able to score a new deal on printer paper for the office through one of the new connections you made; it was a small something, but it brightened your day a little. By the end of the work day everyone was ready to head to Broadway for the annual bar crawl. You told Seth you’d catch up with the team in a few hours and caught an Uber back to the hotel. The day had really bummed you out and you just wanted to sleep for a while before forcing yourself to be social with your drunk coworkers.
Just as you sat down on the bed to call Melissa one last time, the landline rang. You blinked at it for a second before picking it up. “…Hello?”
“Hello, is this Miss Y/L/N?”
“This is she.” You toed your shoes off as you spoke, setting them next to the nightstand.
“Good evening! This is Jasmine from the front desk. We have a guest down here that wishes to visit by the name of Seth Kagan. Do you give your permission for us to give him your room number?”
You shake your head in confusion. Why wouldn’t Seth just text you? “Uh, yeah. That’s fine. Thank you for checking.”
Minutes later, there was a knock at the door and you knew it had to be Seth. You swung the door open without looking and held it for him to enter. “Don’t just stand there, man, come on.” Your eyes were on the floor.
“Well that ain’t no way to greet your girlfriend after she flew six hours to see ya,” Melissa chuckled.
Your eyes widened as you finally looked up to see the redhead standing in the doorway with an arm full of flowers and a small square box. “Baby?! What are y-, how did.. hello?!”
Melissa entered the room and set everything down before turning to face you with open arms. You eagerly wrapped yourself around her in a tight embrace. She felt like home, a comfort you’d not known until you fell in love with her. She held you close and pressed sweet kisses to your head. “Happy birthday, sweetheart,” she whispered.” You pulled away just enough to capture her lips in a passionate kiss, moaning quietly when she nipped at your bottom lip.
The kiss broke and you leaned back just a little. “Mel, what is this!?” You gently hit her shoulder as tears welled up in your eyes, her arms still wrapped around you.
She smiled, a twinkle in her eye. The way she looked at you made you actually believe that she hung the moon and stars in the sky just for your enjoyment. “It’s your birthday, ya dork! I wanted to surprise you. We brought cake and presents.” Gently and lovingly, she wiped the tears from the corners of your eyes.
You cocked your head. “We? Who’s ‘we’?”
Just then, there was another knock at the door. Melissa released you from her grasp and pointed towards the door. “Go on, open it.”
You moved towards the door quickly and opened it, peeking out from behind the door to see an empty hallway. You’d expected to see a couple of your coworkers, but there was nothing. “Huh…”
“SURPRISE!!” Your friends, chosen family, and Seth shouted as they stepped in front of the door. Barbara, Jacob, Janine, and a handful of other folks from home had made the journey from Philly to Nashville… for you. For your birthday. You were in shock. No one ever put in this kind of effort for your birthday.
“Oh my gosh, come in! Wow… you guys! This is… this is too much,” you stammered as they all entered the suite, tears streaming down your face.
The small group greeted you with hugs and kind words, handing off gifts to Melissa for you to open later. Thanks to Janine and Jacob, your suite was transformed with cowgirl decorations and a birthday banner in the matter of minutes. Shots were poured into little cowboy boot shot glasses and passed around to everyone. Melissa held hers up, an arm wrapped around your waist. “Cheers to the birthday girl,” she shouted and everyone cheered in response.
You gleefully mingled with your loved ones, occasionally meeting eyes with Melissa across the room, causing a delightful pink to grace your cheeks. Once the sun had set, the group made moves to head down to Broadway to hit the bars. Barbara handed you a bag before she left, “we’ll see you down there, honey. Drinks are on Sea Barbara tonight!” You took the bag and thanked her as the group left, leaving just you and Melissa.
Melissa sat on the edge of the bed and crossed her legs. “You havin’ a good birthday, hon?”
You leaned on the back of the couch with the bag still in hand as you thought about your day. “I really am. Thank you for putting all of this together, baby. I’m… a little overwhelmed, honestly. No one has ever done anything like this for me. How’d you get everyone down here?” You set the bag down and stepped towards your girlfriend, straddling her lap.
She held grabbed your hips and pulled you down onto her lap, leaning forward to kiss you. “ I know a guy, “she smirked. “And you don’t have to thank me, Y/N. You deserve to be celebrated.”
“Ya know… in all my 28 years, I’ve never felt loved on my birthday. It’s always just been another day on the calendar. You’ve changed that for me… that’s something special.”
“Like I said, you deserve to be celebrated. I love you, hon. As long as I’m around you’ll never have another shitty birthday. I promise.” She made a cross on her heart to show she meant it. And you believed her. You hummed in response and raked your fingers through her fiery locs before you leaned in for another kiss. Melissa immediately deepened it, darting her tongue out to taste you.
In the middle of the lazy make out session, Melissa’s phone buzzed with a text from Barbara- signaling that it was time to head to the bars. You chuckled as your lips parted. “Oh, so NOW your phone works, huh?”
She swatted at your ass. “I’m sorry! I did try to call you at the ass cracking of dawn to be the first to wish ya happy birthday, but you were asleep! Then my phone was on airplane mode until we got here because I forgot to turn it off.” She gave you a smile she knew you couldn’t resist and you shook your head with a grin.
“You were still the first one to wish me a happy birthday…. I forgive you.” You placed one more kiss to her lips before you stood up and smoothed out your shirt. You took Melissa’s hand and started pulling her towards the door. She paused and picked up the bag Barbara had handed you earlier, placing it in your hands again.
“Open it.” You did as told and pulled the tissue paper out. Inside was a bright pink cowgirl hat that matched the decorations in the room. The smile on your face grew, so much so that your cheeks began to hurt. Melissa took the hat from your hands and placed it on your head, fluffing your hair for you before turning you towards to mirror to see. “Oh this is perfect,” you laughed.
Melissa snatched the hat off your head and put it on her own. You gasped and turned towards her, “Melissa! Do you know the cowboy hat rule?!” She shook her head and you bit your lip. Nine times out of ten, Melissa was the leader in the bedroom. Your cheeks warmed at the thought of this night being the one time out of ten. “If you put on a cowgirl’s hat… you have to ride the cowgirl.”
She pulled you in for a heated kiss. “That’s one of the few rules I’m willing to follow,” she whispered in your ear before nibbling at your lobe, earning a whimper from you.
“Later, baby. Gotta at least have a few drinks on Broadway tonight.” You took your hat back and settled it on your head. “Can’t lose the hat. A cowgirl can’t ride without it,” you winked at her, enjoying the blush that spread over her cheeks.
Melissa smacked your ass as you walked out the door. “Oh, don’t you worry. I’m not lettin’ that hat outta my sight! We gotta find a screw driver or something on the way back to take Jimmy off the wall though… I don’t know if I can uh… focus with Mr. Margaritaville staring me down.”
You pulled a screwdriver from your jacket pocket and held it up. “Already ahead of ya, baby.” You laughed together as you walked down the hall hand in hand.
No more shitty birthdays.
#melissa schemmenti x female oc#abbott elementary#lisa ann walter#melissa schemmenti & you#melissa schemmenti x you#melissa schemmenti x reader#melissa schemmenti#janine teagues#barbara howard#jacob hill#waistin’ away again in Margaritaville#Spotify
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Hii, I saw your requests are open, I’m so excited!
So I wanted to ask a Melissa x reader where the reader is working at abbott maybe for 2 or 3 years and Melissa always talks about the reader on her family dinners. One day Mel takes the reader to one of those dinners and Melissa’s family think they are dating but they are not (although we all know they love each other).
Can you make it with a happy ending? Thank you!
Party Favor
Pairing: Melissa Schemmenti x reader
Summary: Melissa invites r to her birthday dinner and her family is convinced that they are dating. More details in the request above!
Word Count: 5.7k
A/N: Thank you for sending in this request, anon! I hope y'all enjoy!
Translation: Cara = Dear
You admired the glow of the afternoon sun as it peeked through your living room windows. You just finished doing some Sunday cleaning and you were now laying on the couch enjoying what was left of your weekend. You were happy that you were able to enjoy your free time now that things were slowing down at work. It was nearing the end of the school year and while you were ready for a break, you still felt bittersweet about it. You enjoyed your time at Abbott and you didn’t want it to come to an end.
As an aide, your job placement was unpredictable, so you weren't sure if you'd be working there next year. You went wherever you were needed, but if it were up to you, you would stay in Melissa Schemmenti’s class. You had grown close to the woman over the year, and that surprised you both. It took a while for you to build a solid relationship. Despite the fact that you weren't complete strangers — you frequently volunteered prior to becoming an aide — it still took you a while to warm up to each other's personalities. Once Melissa put her defenses down, you were able to see that you were quite fond of one another.
You attributed your closeness to the weekly dinners Melissa invited you to. This was something you two started earlier this year when Melissa found out you didn’t have family near you. You made a comment about how much you missed having home-cooked meals and Melissa couldn’t resist the offer. At first, she was hosting you out of the kindness of her heart. She believed everyone should enjoy a nice meal at least once a week. As time went on, she found that she actually enjoyed having you over. She loved your company, and you were always welcome in her home.
Tonight's dinner would be a change of pace because you were celebrating Melissa’s birthday. She originally didn’t want to have a birthday dinner, but her nana insisted, and Melissa could never say no to her. You speculated that Melissa wasn’t fond of big displays, but she definitely deserved to feel celebrated. She only agreed to it under one condition – the guest list had to be small. The attendees consisted of her nana, her mother, her sister, and to your surprise, you.
Earlier this week when you confirmed your plans, the conversation went a little something like this:
“Are you sure you want me to come?” You asked her one afternoon as you were cleaning up the classroom. You were met with an incredulous look. She was never one to conceal her facial expressions. “Of course I want you to come. It’s our Sunday dinner.” She leaned against her desk with her arms folded. “Yeah, Mel, but it’s also your birthday. If you just want to spend time with your family that’s okay with me.” You assured her. You didn't want her to feel obligated to have you over. That same look lingered on her face, but now there was a touch of disappointment. You could tell you stirred some feelings within her. You wondered what that was about, but you didn’t read too much into it. She she would tell you if she wanted to. “Well, I want you there, so you’re coming,” she said. "Okay, I'll be there." You nodded in confirmation.
And so, it was decided. You were attending Melissa’s birthday dinner.
You were taken from your thoughts when you felt the vibration of your phone. You looked at it to see that you received a text from Melissa. Your face scrunched in confusion as you read the messages.
SOS Call Me
Without hesitation, you picked the phone up and dialed her.
“Hey, what’s up?” You asked once she answered.
“I don’t want to do this.” She said plainly.
“Don’t want to do what?” You asked even though you already had an idea.
She let out a huff at your question before saying, “The birthday dinner, Y/N. I don’t want to do it anymore.”
She was frustrated. You could tell from her tone of voice.
“Why not? What happened?” You asked calmly.
You knew Melissa lost patience quickly, and it was easy to get her in a bad mood. This was especially true if things weren’t going as planned.
“Kristen decided all of a sudden that she’s not coming, and now Nana’s upset.”
You could almost see her hands waving around in exasperation as she explained the current situation to you.
“Why isn’t she coming?” You asked, trying to gain a deeper understanding.
“I don’t know! Probably because she’s inconsiderate.” Melissa fussed. “It doesn't make a difference to me, but I'm upset because she promised Nana she would be here.”
“Well, that’s okay. We’ll still have a great time without her.” You tried to cheer her up, but you weren’t sure it worked.
“No, it’s not okay. Now Nana’s sad, but she’s gonna pretend she’s not for my sake.”
You could hear the dismay in Melissa’s voice. You knew she was hoping her sister would come, whether she admitted it or not.
“And my mom is about to drive me crazy because she’s making a big deal out of this whole thing.”
“Is she upset about Kristen too?”
“No, she knows how Kristen can be. She’s just making a big deal about this party. She wants to put up decorations and I just-” Melissa let out a disgruntled sigh instead of finishing her sentence.
“Do you need to me come over?” You asked, offering yourself without thinking twice. “Maybe I could give y'all a hand?”
“No, you’re the guest. You don’t have to do that,” Melissa said.
“I know, but I can if you need me to.” You assured her.
There was a pause before she answered.
“I guess it wouldn’t hurt.” She conceded.
You weren’t expecting her to agree that easily, but you weren't gonna complain. You happily took the win.
“Okay, I��ll see you soon,” you said.
“I'll see you soon.”
And with that, you ended the call.
You got off the couch and headed to your room to get ready. As you put your clothes on, you started thinking about the situation at hand. You wondered why Kristen was no longer attending. Melissa didn’t mention anything about them falling out recently, but maybe something happened that you weren’t aware of. Either way, you felt bad that Melissa was stressed out on her birthday. That was the last emotion she should be experiencing.
As you prepared to leave your house, you stopped in your tracks as a thought hit you. You were about to meet Melissa’s family. Melissa Schemmenti trusted you enough to have you around the people she cared about the most. You suddenly felt nervous because you wanted to make a great first impression. You shook your head and took a deep breath, trying to tamp down the nerves that were building within you. You assured yourself that Melissa's family would be lovely and that you had nothing to worry about. With that thought, you grabbed Melissa’s gift and your keys before exiting your home.
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Around 15 minutes later, you pulled up to Melissa's house. After you parked your car, you gathered your belongings and walked up to the door. You rang the bell, then smoothed your clothes down to get rid of any wrinkles that may have formed on your journey over. When the door opened, you were met with the sight of an elderly woman. She was short and had red hair like Melissa’s, except hers stopped at her shoulders. She wore a pink pantsuit and she was adorned in gold jewelry. She almost made you feel underdressed, even though you'd picked out your finest outfit.
“Hello. Who are you?” The woman greeted. She had an Italian accent that you were pleased to hear.
“Hi, I’m Y/N. I’m the teacher that works with Melissa.” You smiled at her.
“Oh, yes, Y/N.” She smiled back. “Come in, come in.” She waved her hand, beckoning you to join her in the home.
As you ventured inside, the smell of food filled your senses. Every time you came over, the house smelled divine, and you found so much comfort in that. Being at her home always brought up fond memories for you.
“Let me take your things.” The woman grabbed your belongings as well as Melissa’s gift before you could even protest.
The two of you then made your way into the living room to take a seat.
“I'm Melissa's nana, Teresa. I've heard so much about you.” The woman looked at you with twinkling eyes.
The expression held something you couldn’t place your finger on. She looked at you like she knew something you didn’t.
“Oh, really?” You asked, mainly out of surprise. "Hopefully all good things?"
“Yes, she speaks very highly of you.” Teresa enlightened you.
You didn't know Melissa talked to her family about you. Now, you were left wondering what tidbits of information she'd shared with them. You felt a smile creep onto your lips at the thought, but you stopped before it could fully manifest. You didn't want to think too much about it, so you decided to turn the conversation back to her.
“Whatever you’re making smells really good,” you complimented.
“Oh, I'm banned from the kitchen,” the woman laughed. “My daughter is using my recipes, though, so I guess a little credit goes to me.”
“I would say so,” you nodded in agreement.
Before you could engage in further conversation with her, you heard Melissa shout from across the house.
“Nana, did you get the door?” The Philly accent rang through the home.
“Stop yelling, Melissa. We have company.” The woman responded.
“Well, I called your name and you weren’t answering,” Melissa said as she walked into the living room.
“I was talking to my new friend. She thinks you should let me in the kitchen.” She eyed Melissa before looking to you. “Isn’t that right, Y/N?”
“Uh uh, don’t encourage her,” Melissa said, looking toward you. “Nana, I told you, you’re on decoration duty.”
“This one is so bossy.” She pointed at Melissa.
“Where do you think I get it from?” Melissa questioned her nana, placing her hands on her hips.
“How do you work with her?” Teresa looked at you in all seriousness.
Melissa rolled her eyes in your direction, so her nana didn’t see, and you laughed at their banter. Melissa walked over to you, and you stood from the couch to greet her.
“Hey, hon.” She said, before wrapping her arms around you.
“Hey, Mel.” You rubbed your hands along her back a few times before pulling away from the hug. “You feeling better?”
She put a finger up to her lips, signaling you to not say anything else.
“What’s wrong, cara? Are you not feeling well?” Her grandmother asked.
“I’m fine, Nana. I just had a headache.” Melissa fudged, looking at you with pleading eyes.
She didn't want her nana to know that she was having a rough day, and by the looks of it, you made a mistake by mentioning anything.
“I’m sorry,” you mouthed to her.
She shook her head, letting you know that it was okay.
You looked down and saw that you were still in your embrace. You weren’t hugging, but you were holding each other at arm's length. Her hands grasped onto your forearms and she held you in a steady position. You looked back up at her as you felt her fingers absentmindedly stroking your skin. She seemed to be unaware of what she was doing though.
“Did you take some medicine?” Teresa asked sincerely, oblivious to the moment (or so you thought).
That question snapped Melissa out of her thoughts and she stopped her movements. She looked at her grandmother and said, “Uh, yes, I did. It should kick in any minute now.”
“Why didn't you tell me?” The older woman asked.
“Nana, it's just a headache. I'm not dying.” Melissa laughed, trying to keep up her lie. “But thank you for being so concerned.”
Before her nana could ask anymore questions, Melissa turned back to you and said, “Let me introduce you to my mom.”
You walked into the kitchen with her and saw a woman hard at work at the stove. She had glasses sitting upon her head and it reminded you so much of Melissa.
“Hey, Ma,” Melissa said, capturing the woman’s attention.
“Melissa, I’m almost done. I just need to—,” She turned around, throwing a dish towel over her shoulders before looking directly at you. “Oh, you must be the famous, Y/N?”
“Ma,” Melissa said in a cautionary tone.
Clearly, you were popular in the Schemmenti world.
“What?” Her mother shrugged her shoulders before directing her attention back to you. “Hey, hon, I’m Maria. It’s nice to meet you.”
You could see where Melissa got her mannerisms from.
“Nice to meet you too, Maria.” You smiled.
A beep from the oven alerted everyone that something was done cooking.
“Alright, I’m all for talking and making conversation, but if you two don’t mind I’d like to have the kitchen back.” She opened the oven to check on its contents.
“No problem. I just wanted to introduce you. Let us know when you’re done, okay?” Melissa said.
"Okay. Now goodbye." Maria shooed the two of you away. You could tell it was playful, despite the delivery.
You giggled as you exited the space.
“What are you laughing at?” Melissa asked.
“She just reminds me of you.” You shared.
“What about her?” Melissa asked, raising an eyebrow.
“The things she says, the glasses. You kind of look like her too.”
“First of all, I look like Nana,” she stated. “But what did she say that reminds you of me?"
“Telling us to get out of the kitchen.” You smirked.
“I wouldn't say that." She said, mouth opening in shock.
“Yes, you would.” You said definitively.
“Well, I might. I wouldn’t say it to you, though.” She nudged you with your elbow.
“Mhmm, sure you wouldn't.” You side-eyed her.
“I wouldn't,” she said. “You know you're always welcome in my kitchen.”
“Yeah, until I burn your house down.” You joked.
“Well, yeah. Maybe then I'd have to ban you like Nana,” She chuckled.
She placed a hand on your back, guiding you to walk in front of her. “Come on. Let’s go put these decorations up.”
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By the time you were done decorating, Melissa was in a much better mood. The living room was filled with balloons, streamers, and banners. Teresa was the creative director, telling you where to place everything. You tasked Melissa with blowing up the balloons. You gave her the most menial job because it was her birthday after all. She technically should have been relaxing, but she wasn’t going to sit around and watch you and Nana do all the work.
You made your way over to Melissa as you watched her blow up the last balloon. You stood against the wall with her, taking in the transformation.
“So, what do you think?” You asked, extending your arm toward the center of the room.
“I think you and Nana are quite the decorators.” Melissa smiled at you.
It was a genuine smile, one that met her eyes, and you felt a swell of pride fill you at the site. Your goal of making her feel less stressed had been accomplished.
“Why, thank you,” you grinned. “I just have one final touch.”
You held a gold crown in your hand that said “Birthday Girl”, and you moved to place it on top of her head.
“There. Now you’re all set.” You fixed a couple pieces of her hair before stepping back to take in her appearance.
“Y/N,” she scoffed, reaching up to grab the object.
“No, leave it.” You reached for her wrist to bring it back down. “It looks good.”
“Y/N, come on.” She laughed, freeing her wrist from your hand.
“Leave it, Mel.” You requested again.
From the look on her face, you could tell she thought the crown was a childish touch. However, you thought it was fitting for the occasion.
“Please.” You looked at her with pleading eyes. “Wear it for me and Nana.”
“Fine,” she said.
You knew that would do the trick.
“I’m gonna go get dressed. Try not to add anything else while I’m gone.” With that, she went in the direction of the stairs.
Deep down, you knew she liked the extravagance even if she didn't say it.
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A few minutes after Melissa disappeared upstairs, Maria alerted everyone that the food was ready. You all gathered in the kitchen and set the table while engaging in small talk. Once the table was set, everyone sat down at the table and waited for Melissa to come back. Melissa's seat was at the head of the table. Maria sat in the chair that was to the left of Melissa's.
“Teresa, would you like to sit next to Melissa.”
“Yes, if you don't mind.” She nodded before taking the seat. “And please, call me Nana.” She laughed, inviting you to sit next to her.
That made you feel special. You could tell she liked you but Maria, on the other hand, was a little harder to read. You would have to interact with her a bit more to gauge her feelings.
Melissa came back quickly, and you were pleased to see she was still wearing the crown. She donned all black, wearing her favorite leather pants to give the outfit a dressy look.
“There she is.” You greeted her.
“Hey.” She smiled as she sat in her seat. Her eyes widened as she looked at all the food on the table. They were fixated on one dish in particular, though. “Ma, you made chicken marsala?”
“I did.” Maria nodded. “It’s still your favorite, right?”
“Yeah, it is.” A look of joy filled her face. “Thank you,” she said before getting up to hug her mom.
You watched the interaction with a smile. There was something different about her demeanor when she was around her family. She was more reserved than usual which was contradictory to her typical behavior. When it was just you around, she was far more bold and playful.
“No hug for me? I’m the one who put the menu together.” Nana asked, throwing her hands up in the air.
Everyone laughed as Melissa made her way around the table to give the woman a hug and a kiss on the cheek for good measure.
She sat back down and you all enjoyed your meals after Nana said a blessing over the table.
Maria was the first to start the conversation back up. “So, Y/N, how's the school year been for you.”
“Oh, it’s been wonderful. I love working with Melissa.” You looked toward the redhead, “She’s really great.”
“Yeah?” Her mom raised an eyebrow as she lifted her fork into her mouth.
“Yeah, she’s a great teacher and I’ve learned so much from her.” You said honestly.
Maria and Nana made eye contact after you made your statement. You watched as Melissa’s eyes followed theirs.
“Don’t do all the bragging on her,” Maria said. “We hear you’re very hardworking too.”
“Oh, well, I try my best.” You smiled timidly.
“Don’t be coy. Balancing school and work must not be easy, huh?” Nana asked.
You averted your eyes to Melissa at the mention of your enrollment in school. Melissa had her gaze on her nana, but you knew she could see you looking at her. In that moment you realized just how much Melissa talked about you to her family. Being in school and working at Abbott was a huge challenge for you. You were working toward a higher degree so you could take a step up from your position as an aide. It was something that took a lot out of you, but Melissa made it a little easier. She was very understanding when your lesson plans weren’t your best, or when you were late on grading.
“It definitely has its ups and downs, but I think I manage okay.” You said to Nana. “I have to give credit to Melissa, though. You both must be very proud of her for handling two classes so well.”
“We’re very proud. I know that job’s not easy,” Maria said. “But she has a good head on her shoulders.” She pointed at Melissa. “And from what I’ve heard, you do too.”
“Thank you,” you took the compliment, having a feeling she didn’t give those out freely.
Nana placed a hand on your shoulder and said, “You keep doing what you’re doing. You’ll be just like our Melissa one day.”
For some reason, you felt yourself getting emotional at the comment. You grabbed her hand, squeezing it to express some of your gratitude. “That’s very kind of you to say.”
The conversation continued and Melissa was soon the topic of discussion. You enjoyed the rest of your food, chiming in here and there, as the family talked amongst themselves. When you were done eating, you excused yourself from the table.
“You need something, hon?” Melissa asked, not missing a beat.
“No, I’m good.” You assured her. “I’ll be right back. Finish your food.” You reassured her before exiting the room.
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After the conversation died down, and once she was sure you were gone, Melissa asked her burning question. “Why were you two looking at each other like that earlier?”
“Like what?” Nana said.
“Nana, you were the ringleader, so don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about,” Melissa said.
The pair made knowing eye contact again and Melissa was even more confused this time around.
“You just did it again! What’s going on?”
“We could ask you the same thing.” Maria retorted. “'Oh, Melissa is just so wonderful. She’s so smart and amazing.'”
Melissa watched as her mother did her best impression of you, over-exaggerating your voice and mannerisms.
“'I just love working with her sooo much.'” Nana laughed and joined in on the fun.
Melissa looked back at them with a blank look on her face. She was missing the joke. “Okay, I don’t get it.” Melissa laughed even though she was confused.
“Oh, come on, Melissa.” Her mom said dryly.
“What, Ma?” Her face the picture of bewilderment.
“You're telling me you're not together?” Maria raised a brow.
“What?” Melissa said in pure shock. If she was sipping on her drink, she surely would have choked. “You think we're together?!”
“You're not?” Nana asked, almost sounding just as shocked as Melissa.
“No!”
“Seriously?” Maria's voice going up in pitch, disbelief evident in her tone.
“No, mom!” Melissa shrieked.
“You may not be together, but she clearly likes you.” Maria said, as if it were a fact.
“No, she doesn't.” Melissa shook her head.
“Yes, she does,” Nana chimed in. “And I think you like her too.”
Melissa let out a loud laugh at that. “Okay, I’m officially worried about you two.”
“You’re the one making it obvious.” Her mom shrugged. “I saw your moment in the living room.”
“What are you talking about?” Melissa laughed some more. She couldn’t help herself, the situation was comedic.
“When she gave you your little crown.” Her mom motioned toward the top of her head.
“Mhmm. I may be old, but I'm not crazy.” Nana added to the conversation. “I saw the way you looked at each other earlier. When you were telling me about your headache.”
“Okay, I'm not sure what you saw, but we’re friends. More importantly, we're coworkers,” Melissa explained to the women.
“Love doesn't discriminate.” Her mom said.
“Okay, stop. I’m not talking about this anymore.” Melissa drew the line at that.
“Sweetheart, that was just a joke.” Her mom laughed, but she could see the effect it had on her daughter.
“Well stop ‘joking’ before Y/N hears you,” Melissa said.
It was as if you were summoned by the mention of your name, because you walked back into the room less than a minute later. You glanced around the table and saw a sour-looking Melissa.
“What’d I miss?” You asked.
“Nothing,” Melissa said.
“Just the fact that Melissa can’t take a joke.” Her mom informed you.
They spoke at the same time and you looked back over to the Melissa.
“Ma, please!” Melissa scolded her mom.
“Must have been some joke.” You said.
“I’m sure she’ll tell you about it later,” her mom winked at you.
You looked at her with a puzzled expression, but decided to leave it at that.
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You continued the night by singing happy birthday and eating cake until you were content. After that, it was time to open presents. Melissa wasn’t expecting to receive anything, but to her surprise, everyone came bearing gifts. Her nana gifted her a necklace to add to her expansive collection, her mom got her a book she’d been wanting to read for a while, and you gave her a bottle of wine she’d been dying to try. Before you knew it, the night was nearing an end. You were having such a good time that you didn’t realize it was half past 9. Her family kept you engaged and they were very entertaining.
You were currently helping Maria wash dishes while Nana told you stories. You found yourself laughing at all the things she shared about Melissa in her younger days.
“Hey, Ma, can I borrow your little helper for a second?” Melissa asked.
“Sure.” Her mom nodded. “Don’t let me keep you. I’ll finish these.” She said when you hesitated.
You walked out of the kitchen and followed Melissa into the living room.
“What’s up?” You sat down next to her on the couch.
“Thanks for coming,” she expressed graciously. “And thank you for the wine.”
“Of course, Melissa. I wouldn’t have missed it.” You smiled. “You brought me out here to thank me?”
She laughed, “No, no. That’s not why, no.”
You didn’t miss the way she was fumbling over her words. From that alone, you could tell something was bothering her. She was also avoiding eye contact which was unlike her. She had something to tell you, and she was trying to be subtle. However, she wasn't doing a good job – at all.
“Then what’s wrong?” You asked, preparing yourself to hear the worst for some reason.
“Nothing’s wrong, hon.” She looked up at you.
“Okay, so why are we out here? Your nana was in the middle of a very compelling story.”
“About me I assume.” She leaned back into the couch making herself more comfortable.
“About you and Kristen Marie, yes. How you used to fight over who got to lick the cake batter off the spoon.” You giggled as you imagined a young Melissa.
“I always thought I should get it 'cause I was the oldest.” She smiled at the memory.
You rested your head on her shoulder as she continued the tale.
“Nana told me I was being selfish for not sharing. And I cried like a baby because I didn’t want anyone to think I was selfish.”
“You just wanted your older sibling rights to be enacted.” You concurred.
“See, you understand.” She rested her chin on top of your head.
You sat in silence for a minute, just enjoying each other's company. You busied your mind by listening to the sound of running water and the clattering of dishes coming from the kitchen. It wasn't long before your mind began to wander again.
“Why are we out here, Mel?” You asked again, moving your head so you could look up at her.
She laughed and you figured it was at your relentless behavior. If there was one thing about you, you would keep going at a problem until you found an answer. You didn't give up easily. That was something Melissa liked about you.
“I just–,” She gazed at you. “My mom said something earlier and it got me thinking.”
“What’d she say?” You gave her your full attention, looking at her with all the curiosity in the world.
With you looking at her like that, it was the only time she found herself at a loss for words. You had to be staring at each other for a couple minutes with no words being exchanged.
“Melissa,” you urged, trying to regain her attention.
She appeared to be zoning out, but you failed to realize that you actually had all her focus. That was the problem – too many thoughts of you were taking over her brain. She knew what she wanted to say, but she couldn’t transfer those thoughts to her mouth.
“I’m trying to tell you, hon.” She sighed. “I just don’t know how.”
“What do you mean?” You asked.
“I don’t want to offend you or make things weird between us. But if I don’t ask, I’m afraid I won’t be able to stop thinking about it.”
“Okay, so tell me.” You felt your stomach flip with anticipation.
“They think we’re together.” She bit her lip, bracing herself for your reaction.
Your eyes widened. “Like, together together?”
“Yeah,” she nodded slowly. “Like dating.”
“Huh,” You sighed, slumping into the couch.
“What do you mean ‘huh’?” She asked, eyebrows crinkling in confusion.
“I mean, that's... something.” You looked toward her, a natural expression on your face. You honestly weren't sure how to react.
“Okay, um, a little bit of an underwhelming response.” She laughed before placing a strand of hair behind her ear.
“Well, shit, Melissa! You gotta give me a second.” You laughed along with her. “What do you have to say about it?” You asked.
“I-I don’t know.” She shrugged, leaning forward and resting her elbows on her thighs.
You knew that was a lie. She always had something to say. Plus, she wouldn't have commented on your lack of response if she didn't have one herself.
You tilted your head to the side and gave her a look that you thought would make her give up the act. When she didn't budge, you decided to ask her straight up.
“Melissa, do you like me?” You asked.
Her mouth gaped open at the blunt nature of your question. “I don’t know, Y/N. I–” She tried to explain, but you cut her off.
She knew. What she didn't know was if she could actually admit it.
You thought it would be a good idea to give her some encouragement. “Tell me the truth, Melissa. I just want you to be honest with me.”
At that, she seemed to kick into gear. “I like teaching with you. I like talking to you. I like cooking you dinner.” She trailed off for a second before speaking again. “I like making you laugh. I like being around you.”
With her last sentence, you could see the shift in her demeanor. It was like a lightbulb went off. She didn't even realize how she felt until she said it out loud.
“I like being around you too, Melissa.” It was now your turn to be truthful with her. “I like the thought of coming into work every morning ‘cause I know you’ll be there. I like eating the dinner you cook for me. I like talking to you and laughing at the jokes you make.”
“I really like you, Y/N.” She said finally, coming to her senses.
“I really like you, too, Melissa.” You bit the inside of your cheek as you tried to hide your smile. It was no use though because the expression fought its way onto your face.
You watched as she closed her eyes, trying to process everything you just said. You grabbed her hand after a moment, causing her eyes to flutter open.
“I wasn't expecting this to happen today.” She said, talking more to herself than to you.
“Are you sure it wasn't your birthday wish?” You teased as she focused her attention on you.
“Shut up.” She nudged your shoulder with the hand that wasn't occupied by yours.
“So... now what?” You inquired, still smiling like an idiot. You felt like a teenager, but you couldn't help it.
“I was thinking I could take you out on a date.” She smirked. “Would you like that?”
“I would love that.” You beamed.
“Perfect.” She gave your hand a gentle squeeze. “We'll figure out the details later, okay?”
“Sounds good.” You nodded.
“Alright, let's go back in there before they start to get suspicious.”
She moved to stand, but you tugged on her hand to stop her. She looked at you, sage eyes gleaming despite the low lighting of the living room. In that moment, you were overwhelmed with the urge to kiss her.
You threaded your fingers in the hair at the nape of her neck and pulled her close. You admired her facial features before making your move. You could see every freckle on her cheeks, and every line that adorned her face. From this angle, she was breathtaking.
You planned on kissing her, but she was eager to close the gap between you. Her lips claimed yours in a delicate manner. One, two, three pecks before her tongue grazed your bottom lip. You opened your mouth and allowed her tongue to slide against yours. You could taste the tangy sweetness from the remnants of the lemon cake she ate earlier. You hummed as she placed a final kiss to your lips. You pulled away and took several breaths to recenter yourself.
“I knew we weren't crazy.” A voice said from the distance.
You gasped and whipped your head over your shoulder, looking at the entrance to the kitchen. You didn't see anyone, but you knew you weren't hearing things. You looked back toward the Melissa for confirmation.
She rolled her eyes and stood from her seat. You may have been too stunned to speak, but she wasn't. “Are you two eavesdropping?!”
Your theory was confirmed when you heard footsteps scurrying along the tile floor.
She sat back down and gave you a sympathetic look. “Sorry about that.”
"It's okay,” you laughed, trying not to be mortified by the fact that they may or may not have seen the kiss. "They're quite the pair.”
“You can say that again.” She shook her head. “Hopefully they don't scare you away.”
“It's gonna take a lot more than that to get rid of me.” You stated firmly.
“Good to know.” She said, her eyes crinkling at the corners.
“Happy birthday, Melissa.” You said finally before leaning in to kiss her cheek.
“Thanks, hon.” She smiled, a blush rising to her face. “You gave me quite the gift.”
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The Secret of Us 💛, Midsummer ☀️, and Dec 13 ✌️
So I was gonna point this out a while ago but I kinda forgot until I was reminded just now but I think now is a great time to bring it up anyway.
I’ve previously talked abt all the connections to Midsummer/Midsommar (x)(x). I learned abt a lot of these connections from this excellent twt thread and in this thread Melissa points out sth very interesting:
Taylor emphasized the number 174 during one of her eras tour speeches meaning it must be important (see this vid). The 174th day of this yr is June 22 which is Midsummer. This makes June 21 Midsummer Eve and obviously Gracie just released her album today that Taylor is featured on. Midsummer celebrates daylight so this lines up w the lover era failed coming out happening at the end of pride month and lover originally being called daylight. Plus the secret of us is very yellow and Gracie has been highlighting this w the yellow hearts lately 💛 which means yellow = daylight/sunshine/summer (Taylor uses summer as a metaphor in the same way she uses daylight as a metaphor).
Now if you double (✌️) the number 174, you get 348. And what is the 348th day of this yr?? OH IT’S FRIDAY, DEC 13 🙃
This date was displayed in the Spotify Library Installation. And as this account points out, Taylor was not born on a Friday so this Dec 13 is likely referring to Dec 13 of this yr which aligns w my theory that sth really huge is probably going to happen around Taylor’s birthday and New Year’s Eve this yr (see this post).
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I believe that the end of this yr will be when Taylor (and probably several other celebs too) will finally step into the daylight and return to the 1989 era. And to add even more evidence, the literal meaning of Midsummer is “the middle of summer.” So you can also interpret it as being midway to summer. Half of 348 is 174 which means summer/daylight will happen Dec 13 so we are halfway there.
I’m not sure if I did a good job articulating that so I also drew a diagram explaining my thought process lol.
#i love when the math maths#numerology#summer#midsummer#midsommar#daylight#mass coming out theory#gaylor#gaylor swift#kaylor#gracie abrams#the secret of us#us#12/13#6/21#6/22#174#348#duality#peace sign
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Hooray! Today, May 15, is one of the most manul-ish days of the year, and that's because today is the birthday of several fluffy superstars: Polly, Lastochka, and Lev! 🤩
Precious Lev and his sister Lastochka are celebrating their 10 year anniversary today, and the inimitable prickly Polly and her sister Melissa turned 9 today! 🥳
Congratulations to the birthday boy and girls on their day! We wish them good health, manul happiness and joy, caring keepers and the most delicious juicy meats! Fluffy stars, shine brightly and long! We love you very much! 💖
1 photo – Polly, 2 – Lastochka, 3 – Lev. Unfortunately we don't have a photo of Melissa yet.
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Happy Birthday Melissa Rauch
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Happy Birthday, Joel
Trans!Joel Miller x m!reader
Summary: No one really knows Joel. Not the way you do.
Warnings: Uhhhhhh being closeted trans? I guess breif use of dead name, but for me personally the name I was born with doesnt bother me, and I have a few trans friends who feel the same, so I'm not gonna dance around it.
Immersivity: Reader is amab and male
A/N: This is for my dead @justagalwhowrites Joel's birthday celebration! I chose the gender swap, and even though it's not neccecarily gender swap because gender is gender, this is a pre-transition Joel Miller. I paired it with friends to lovers <3 I've seen at least one person talk about trans Joel as a concept and I love it! Below I'll have other trans concepts of mine liked
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No one understood him like you did.
He was your best friend, and you were the only person he trusted enough to tell you his secret.
Melissa Miller was a man.
"What about Felix?" You ask him, flipping through a book of names they had gotten at the book store. The clerk treated them like they were expecting a baby, so happy and bubbly and asked when they were expecting. You didn't blame her, honestly.
In 1979, it was in vogue to have short hair, certainly not anything shocking even if the fashion was Ferrah Faucet style, long silky mousy brown hair, or afros. When he cut his hair into a pixie, Mrs. Miller lost her shit and called him a lesbian but that was just Mrs. Miller. He still looked feminine, even if you didn't see him that way. To you, he was a man.
He cringed. "Do I look like a twink to you?"
That made you laugh. "No, no you do not." He still looked more effeminate, but more like a tomboy girl than anything. Some curves for sure, even though he wore a tight sports bra most days. That should've been your first clue. While most girls were trying to make their chest bigger, he was trying to reduce it. Still, he worked on a farm, had muscles that matched his strength. Even before he came into his own with his muscles, he always had more of a straight body type which you loved.
"Give me another"
You were trying out name ideas. It was getting exhausting never referring to him as anything. Not that you could call him anything in public, but there were moments... stolen glances, little touches, times when you thought maybe is feelings for you matched yours for him.
"Theod-"
"Absolutly not."
You slam the book shut, watching him lay on the grass... it was his birthday, 20th to be expect, and he had wanted to just spend it out of the farm with you, so you packed a picnic. Still, birthday or not he was driving you insane.
"You said you liked old names!"
"Not ones that sound like some rich British asshole!"
You groan, watching him laugh as he sprawled out. Jean, flannel, tee shirt... all baggy of course. Despite the sports bra, you could see the swell of his tits.
He peaks up at you. "Well, get on with it!"
"Fiiiiine" Only because it was his birthday. And because picking a name with him seemed special, sacred. and it was his birthday. And because you loved him.
You reopen your book. "Abel?"
He seems to mull it over. "Hmmm. I like it...."
"But it's just not right, is it?"
He shakes his head. "Nah, but it's close."
You skim the names over, flipping through, skipping chunks, trying to find something that fit YOUR friend. He deserved the best.
"What about Joel?"
There was silence. "Joel... Joel Miller... wow.... I really like that. Rolls off the tongue." You watch the smile spread across his face. He sits up. "Joel Miller. Do you think it fits me?"
You're smiling back. "It really does. I think it's perfect. I mean, we can keep look-"
"No!" He cuts you off but this time you arent annoyed. He's bubbling with joy, giddy as he bounces in his spot. "I love it."
"Joel it is then!"
You don't see it coming when he kisses you. As quickly as it started, he pulls away. "Shit. Shit, I'm fuck'n sorry man, I just got-"
You grab his flannel and pull him back to you, kissing him deeper now. Joel's body submits to you immediately, melting into your touch and humming as you lay him down on the grass.
"Wanted you for so long..." You murmur into his mouth, not daring to pull away. "My man..."
He smiles against your skin. "Your man?"
"Mine, and mine only." You settle your knee between his legs, hearing Joel whimper. He was far from a blushing virgin, you knew. Many a man had taken him to bed before he realized what he was. But none of them understood him like you. None of them knew Joel Miller. You touch him, avoiding his chest you knew he didn't like attention drawn to, and feeling the muscles on his stomach. He was your man.
"Happy birthday, Joel"
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I hope you likey!!!!! I've been enjoying writing some trans content and i hope you do too!!!!
Here are some others ive done
About a Girl series: Joel meets reader, not realizing at first she's trans. All about acceptance, queer issues, family, found family, love, kindness.
You'd love me if i was a worm, would you love me if i was a man?: reader comes out to Santi
Joel take a strap: Joel's husband is a transman, and he finds a strap
Big Boys Dont Cry: Trans Santi Trans Reader smut
thank you all!!!
I've considered doing something with the trans logan stuff I've seen.... anyone in?
Tagging those i thought might enjoy!
@my-secret-shame @beefrobeefcal @pedge-page @for-a-longlongtime @crowandmousewritingco
#joel miller#joel miller x reader#m!reader#male reader#joel miller fluff#trans joel miller#tlou#the last of us#the last of us fanfiction#joel the last of us#the last of us fic#tlou fic#joel miller tlou
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Happy Birthday Melissa 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉
April 18,1976
Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉
18 Aprile 1976
#melissa joan hart#actress#world cinema#cinema#movies#film#filmography#cinemetography#drama movies#comedy movies#tv shows#clarissa explains it all#sabrina the teenage witch#sabrina spellman#melissaandjoey#no good nick#drive me crazy#godsnotdead2#celebrity#happy birthday
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Chinese LoTM Gen Fic Recs (I)
| ★☆★☆★ | Part II >>>
(Last updated July. 31. 2024)
this is mostly to organize fics for myself, but after The Lofter Incident of Feb. 2024, i needed a place to link all the chapters instead of the first ones. theres probably gonna be multiple parts
(btw i recommend translating the whole page on google. safari mtl kinda sucks…)
compilation of compilation of fics
leoklein fic rec compilation
Klein-Centered:
What Is It Like to Be an Ancient Scholar by ninewater: 1, 2 (Last Updated: Dec. 05. 2019)
The World Wants a Hug by k70296
A Strange Dream by mhbdzty
(humor??? horror??) tbh im not sure what to make of this
A Miracle Invoker Falls From the Sky by jingjiangbushirousi: 1, 2 (END)
Angst, s2 Klein meets s9 Klein
Cats Have Nine Lives by kapuayi: 1, 2, 3 (Last Updated: Nov. 27. 2019)
Zhou Mingrui's Trial in the Brain by 2333567
When Gehrman Lost His Memories by jinyirendexiaojuchang
Nowhere to Escape in the World by ailikesitudou
Angst and minor leoklein (but can be interpreted as platonic tbh), Klein is suffering from the side effects of the death knell but he doesn't know what he's afraid of :)
Tarot Club:
He Will Sing in the Fire by juanao397: 1, 2, 3, 4 (END)
Klein is on the verge of losing control during his s1 promotion, the tarot club has to find Zhou Mingrui and wake him up
Mr. Fool Wants to Join the Chat by shanyoumuximuyouzhi798: 1, 2, 3, 4 (END)
Team building in the Hall of Truth
Does Mr. Fool Also Ask for Red Envelopes? by benguodeniunai: 1, 2 (END)
There is Such a Person by shasiajiplanbban
About Mr. Fool Losing Control of His Abilities After Waking Up by langduzhe023
The Meeting Before God Was Renamed as a Tea Party by hanpeiwen
Everyone Wants to Take Off My Vest by nenesis17
Tarot Club tries to wake up mr fool
I Know Mr. World's Secret by burklend160
Tarot Club boys (except for little sun) misunderstand some things about Mr. World
On the Way the Narrator Kills the Protagonist by fengbujuedai
Minor LeoKlein (but its mostly at the end if thats not your cup of tea), the Tarot Club's black history is exposed and Klein and Leonard's thoughts are read out loud
Everyone is Responsible for Persecuting Amon by oldsaltyfish
“So, Amon is the 'Angel of Time' who rings the bell of heaven for Mr. Fool?"
"No, He is the bell that is struck."
"?!!"
Welcome to the Doomsday Game by dblyb: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (Last Updated: June. 16. 2024)
In order to ensure that earth wont be bombed in the doomsday war, the outer gods and the gods have initially reached a consensus to conduct a proxy war
Mr. Fool Said I Never Want to Celebrate My Birthday Again by irelan0706: 1, (Last Updated: Mar. 04. 2024)
Mr. Fool's Private Meeting by yangmiemie47136
Truth or dare in the Hall of Truth
Moretti Family:
A Small Piece of Lemon Cake by steelknote17
Sweet Dreams are as Good as Ever by dblyb
When Melissa Has a Boyfriend by zizaifeihuaqingsimeng37251
Heaven Goes to the Left, Moretti Goes to the Right by xinjinjumin7785283
Dinners and the Morettis are not allowed to enter the kingdom of god
Returning Home by kapuayi: 1, 2, 3 (END)
Benson and Melissa meet a Klein who has lost his memories
Summer of Tingen by abyss734
Melissa center with OG Klein
Their Brother by aizhuangkudexiaocainiao: 1, 2, (Last Updated: Mar. 08. 2024)
Benson becomes a beyonder and Gehrman moves in next door
If Benson is a Cultist by dblyb: 1, (Last Updated: Mar. 17. 2024)
Blackthorn-Security Company:
I Saw Ghosts After Becoming a Miracle Invoker by dblyb: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (END)
Extra 1, 2, 3, 4 (END)
Klein meets the ghosts of the Tingen nighthawks
Seeka's Tea Party by forgetmenot
Seal Artifact 3-904 Observation Report by jingjiangbushirousi
Klein meets his future selves
Maritime Group:
The Tip of the Iceberg Emerges by wangyouwushang86832: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 (Last Updated: Jan. 20. 2024)
Gehrman loses his memories after Groselle's Travels
Let's Swap Sequences with the "Sea Team" by xiegui54376: 1 (Last Updated: Feb. 13. 2024)
Klein and Danitz swap pathways due to an artifact (s5 hunter Klein, s6 seer Danitz)
Others:
Hall of Truth Trio | The World has Nothing to Do With You by treebirdturn
Angst, post-apocalypse, everyone forgets Klein
Amon | The Great Philanthropist Mr. Amon by dblyb
"Adam gave me humanity" - Amon
Dunn | Dunn Swore to the Goddess that He Wasn't Cheating by langduzhe023: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (Last Updated: Apr. 11. 2022)
A resurrected Dunn meets Gehrman
Azik | God and Their Afternoon Tea Activities by mhbdzty
Post-apocalypse, naptime with Klein and Amanises
Danitz & Gehrman | How Long Does It Take to Become Gehrman by 2333567
Gehrman loses his memories for a day
Amanises | Suppose the Cat Disappears From the World by nenesis17
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Seasonal Screams: A History of Holiday Horror will be published in paperback and e-book on October 31 by author Adrian Roe (First Scream to the Last: The Definitive Guide to '80s Horror). Graham Humphreys designed the cover art.
It features exclusive interviews with Neil Marshall (The Descent), Melissa Anderson (Happy Birthday to Me), Daniel Stamm (The Last Exorcism), Barney Cohen (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter), Ellie Cornell (Halloween 4 & 5), Linnea Quigley (Silent Night, Deadly Night), Jeff Lieberman (Satan’s Little Helper), and Michael Gilio (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves).
Whether it’s the dry autumnal leaves that shatter under your feet with every step during Halloween, or the cold crisp snow turning the world white over Christmas, there has always been a special relationship with film and the changing seasons. Or more specifically, with the public holidays that are celebrated during these traditional and familiar dates marked by default on our calendars. To some, these moments represent something far more profound, an annual reminder of where we were, who we were with, as the memories of yesteryear are invoked during holidays that we have become accustomed to since childhood. For varying reasons there has also been a creative bond between film and these annual events for almost as long as the medium has existed. We can trace holiday themed movies back to 1898, with the release of George Albert Smith’s Santa Claus, which is believed to be the first ever “Christmas Movie”. Smith would also direct the short The Old Maid’s Valentine in 1900, which would use February the 14th to deliver a surprise. Victor Sjöström’s silent movie, The Phantom Carriage (1921), would use New Year’s Eve as the backdrop for its haunting premise, while holidays such as Halloween and Easter have been channeled through film on countless occasions. Although no genre is immune to the adaptability and pulling power of the holiday themed concept, no other has used this narrative quite as effectively as the horror genre. Maybe it’s the irony of chaos, bloodshed, and fear during what is traditionally perceived as a happy and joyous occasion, regardless of the celebration in question. Perhaps the alluring promise of a villain so deranged that they are willing to use the happiest of days for such pain and carnage takes that fear factor to another level. There is another clear benefit of this creative allegiance, which is possibly the strongest explanation of them all - the repeat offender. Creating a horror movie that happens to coincide with a familiar annual event not only opens the door for sequels but gives us a horror villain who will become synonymous with our favorite holiday– a filmmaker’s dream, if you will. A guaranteed audience hungry to revisit their favorite holiday villain, whatever the occasion. The horror fan is a loyal breed, and I can’t think of an annual holiday where moviegoers aren’t searching for that perfect holiday horror movie to mark the occasion. Whatever the reason, film would not be what it is without the “Holiday Horror” subgenre, which has managed to influence and evolve due to this most unlikely convergence.
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