#ceaser zeppeli x reader

[y3ager]

SHE OURS.

— hamon training has left joseph and caesar oh so high strung… you’ll be a good little helper and give them a hand while lisa lisa and suzie q are gone, won’t you?

joseph j. x black!fem!reader x caesar z.

tags: canonverse, smut, mmf threesome, oral sex (m receiving), double penetration, spitroasting. creampie. minors dni.

“CAESAR! JOSEPH! JUST a few more minutes and i’ll have lunch ready for you guys.” dusting flour off your apron, you smiled sheepishly. “had to run down to the market, we were out of butter! us! out of butter! crazy, huh?” you turned to the stovetop and carefully fished the gently coiled nests of freshly made pasta noodles from the pot of boiling water. “i decided to try my hand at that squid ink pasta you keep raving about, jojo, i really hope it’s to your liking.”

“…, you spoil me!” joseph grinned brightly. as exhausted as he acted while walking through the threshold to the kitchen, he suddenly had the energy to rush up to you and wrap his arms around you tight, pulling you flush against the front of his body. bending his head down, his smile turned impish as he got close to your ear. “keep it up, and i might have to make you my wife.”

“get off the lady, joseph. she’s cooking, and you reek like a pigsty,” caesar scrutinized as your face burned hot. you hoped you could conceal it with the heat wafting off from the stovetop. “hey, …, do you know where master and suzie q are?”

“they told me they had business to attend to in the city. good news is they’ll be gone for a while, so you two have time to eat and rest for a bit.” you squirmed in joseph’s grip. “jojo,” you whine. “i can’t make your plate if you don’t let go. it’s like you’re gonna crush me.”

joseph’s arms loosened, but it wasn’t the only thing that changed about him. at this newfound knowledge his eyes darkened, unbeknownst to you, of course. he glanced over at caesar. for once, mild annoyance didn’t immediately cross his face. his pretty features were instead being decorated with a small smirk. he knew what joseph was thinking just like joseph knew what he was thinking. gone, and for a while, huh?

“you know, you really do take good care of us, …, and i fear we don’t appreciate it enough.” finally, joseph released you from the cage that was his arms, backing up to give you enough space to plate the food. his interest in that, however, was quickly waning. he wanted something else. “i know we’re a handful. caesar more than i.” the italian scoffed.

“you two do plenty. i mean, what can you do? you’re always so busy. i’m just happy i can show i care by doing the most i can to help you.” now free, you had the space to plate the steaming food on perfectly white porcelain plates. next, you scrutinized the two bottles of wine you brought up from the cellar, suddenly unsure of which one you wanted to pair with this late lunch. joseph’s and caesar’s staring certainly didn’t help your indecisiveness. “but now you’re making me nervous staring at my back! it feels like you’re gonna glare holes through me.

“go, shoo-shoo!” you turned and attempted to usher the two men out of the expansive kitchen and towards the dining room of the manor, first nudging the brunet, who kindly entertained your admittedly weak shoving by pretending to exit, and then the blond when he was close enough. you managed to get them closer and closer to the threshold, but only because they let you. “i can bring the plates to you, i can’t expect you to eat standing up! rest while you have a chance. show your appreciation by doing this.”

caesar stopped himself by placing his hand on the the doorframe. “i know you must’ve spent so much time cooking for us and believe me when i say we appreciate it, but i think we want something else.”

"for once i agree with ol' caes! do you mind doing something else for us big fools? we promise it'll be worth your while..."

a cute furrow forms in your brow as you stare up at the two men. "oh, uh, sure!" you exclaim, a bit unsure. the two working in tandem sets off enough alarms in your head, but you know they would sooner die than lead you astray. "what is it that you need...?"

“open your mouth for me, baby.” your face burns as you look up at joseph, his deviously charming crooked smile twinkling back at you. obediently, though, you open your mouth, sticking out your cute little tongue for the joestar. “good girl,” he coos. he languidly strokes his cock with one hand, coaxing it from semi-hard to full on throbbing. with the other, he presses down on your tongue with his thumb. “suck— there ya go, just like that. a little pro, huh? now can you do that with this?” after staring into your glazed over eyes for a few moments, he retracts his hand. a thin line of drool connects his thumb to your tongue. “use your words.”

“y-yes, jo— oh, g-god!” caesar’s hand has moved to your throat, lightly clenching as he eases his heavy cock into your dripping cunt. “c-c— ohh, fuck! please!”

“i’ve been fantasizing about this ever since i first witnessed how your skin glittered under the venitian sun, cara mia.” that caesar, ever the casanova even while he was balls deep inside of you, hips easing back and forth slowly. for now. “how beautiful you look under me, taking me so well. always such a good girl for me. for us.”

a shaky moan passes by your lips before you're reminded of the other man in the vast bed. joseph taps the tip of his dick onto your plump bottom lip, gently reminding you of your other task. eagerly, you open your drooling mouth and with gentility you didn't know the joestar possessed, he pushes himself past your mouth. your lips press firmly around him, your moans a pleasurable vibration on his cock.

you're completely at their mercy now, but there's no place you'd rather be. caesar has hiked up your legs and thrown them around his hips to get the leverage he needs to really fuck into you. joseph might have been soft before, but now there's purpose behind his thrusts deep into your throat. their hands are everywhere, groping your breasts and brown, pebbled nipples, your swollen clit, it's nearly too much to bare.

"oh, please. oh, fuck. fuck me, please." what a chatty little thing you are! pumping joseph's spit soaked dick with your soft hand, you beg and plead the italian to keep going, don't stop. "i'm gonna cum, please," you sob.

"of course, tesoro. cum for me." leaning over slightly, caesar drills into you until you unravel and writhe on the sweaty sheets. your orgasm washing over you, the blond pulls out only to paint your brown cunt white. the sight is enough to send joseph over the edge. with a loud, low groan he cums as well, spilling white over your lips and part of you cheek. you lick it away eagerly. everyone’s panting, bodies numb and slick with a thin layer of sweat.

joseph, unsurprisingly, breaks the silence first. “you have another one in there for us, don’t you, pretty girl? you’ll love this, too.” he’s maneuvering the two of you, his back against the headboard before he pulls you up to place you in his lap, your back against his chest.

“jojo,” caesar starts.

“oh, don’t act high and mighty now! like you haven’t fantasized about this too.”

“about.. what..?” dickdrunk as you are you can’t say you appreciate them talking like you’re not even there.

joseph’s hand easily envelopes your face, gently squeezing your cheeks until you lips form a gentle pout. “us fucking you at the same exact time.” his other hand slides down your body until it meets you cunt, making you shiver. “now, you would love that, wouldn’t you?” two of his fingers sink deep inside, walls still so wet and warm.

“yes, ohh, y-yes.. please.. please…” you open your legs wider so the joestar can have even more access, missing how caesar swallows thickly.

“look at her,” joseph coos before looking up at caesar, grinning mischievously. “we can’t keep the poor lady waiting.”

caesar tries to maintain his gentleman image but the needy, wanton, downright slutty look in your hazed over eyes has all the blood in his body rushing straight from his brain to his dick. the wetness dripping down from your folds proves to be just the lubricant joseph needs, his thick tip pressing into your back hole and making you shudder in pleasure. “jojo,” you whine.

“that’s a good girl,” he praises, one hand easing up to fondle your tit, fingers pressing and pinching your nipple.

“caes,” you call out, still getting stretched by joseph but wanting more. seemingly at you beck and call, he sidles forward, lining himself up with your awaiting hole. "fuck m- oh, fuck." you feel impossibly full as the italian slides his dick deep inside you. the two work together in tandem, with one of them sliding out of you as the other pushes inside, keeping you stuffed. once again, you're nearly overwhelmed as you're sandwiched between the two men, their moans low and heavy in your ears. "feels s' fuckin good.." your back arches up, chest pressing into caesar's as your cunt flutters and clenches. "s-so.. much.." they speed up, making you bit your lip and clench your fists had, body trembling.

"give it to us, love. let it out." joseph pumps his hips harder, his own orgasm coming closer and closer. the mild shakiness in caesar's thrusts signaling his own.

it's too much now, them pressing so deep into you finally pushes you over the edge with a loud cry, their own cum quickly spilling from your spent holes.

everyone falls away, caesar next to the of you on his chest, joseph with his back against the headboard with a loud sigh, and you on top. hearts are racing, chests heaving in greedy gulps of thick air. wits about you after a couple minutes, you realize you want to continue helping them out.

a/n: blah blah no anal w/o proper lube blah blah i never claimed to be an accurate sex narrator

never written for jjba b4 but pt 2 had the writing juices flowing last year! yes, this is from last year… 🫠

[sovereignjojoz]

how they carry you/you them (ultimate edition)

Pairings: Jonathan x reader, dio���x reader?Joseph x reader, Ceaser x reader, jotaro x reader, polenarff x reader, Avdol x reader, josuke x reader, Rohan x reader.

Warnings: weird, partial fluff, partial crack, idk, dio?, tired at Rohan’s.

Notes - for all the love on the Bucci gang edition!<3

Jonathan Joestar

Gotta be Bridal style

The og gentleman

Very traditional

He just loves to carry you he would carry you always if he could.

He’ll probably spin you around too, he’s just so sweet!

Carrying him

I mean if you insist!

It’s quite unusual in Victorian society so he’s a bit befuddled.

But if it pleases you then go ahead!

Dio Brando…

He’s just gonna be a manhandler.

He’s not sweet or nice, none of that lovey dovey stuff he’s gonna do what he wants.

He’ll carry you, drag you, whatever, he fr doesn’t care.

Not very romantic.

Carries you however he wants even if it’s never been heard of.

Kinda possessive, he might squeeze you tight if others look at you.

Touchy.

Honestly bad overall, but you dio simps probably don’t care, that’s why you like him after all! (Affectionate)🥰

Carrying him

He expects this, don’t be daft.

And he’s not gonna make it easy.

He might even make u carry him on a throne, after all he’s dio and it’s what he deserves.🤷🏽‍♀️

Joseph Joestar

To put it simply, he’s a troll.

Every time he carries you, he’ll pick you up bridal style and secure you in his arms, and only once you’ve wrapped your arms around his neck or have gotten comfortable he’ll either a) pretend to drop you (if he’s feeling kinder) or b) actually drop you.

Then he’ll laugh rambunctiously.

“C’mon babe, ya fall for it every time and it gets funnier every t-“

“Jojo!”

“ ouch my ear! ‘m sorry!”

Seems like the kinda guy who likes to carry you whilst doing squats or other gym activities just to show off his strength, he especially loves it if it gets a ride out of you.

Overall annoying

Will not put you down.

Likes to make you squirm by carrying you with one arm and touching/tickling your feet like the weirdo he is.

Kinda touchy.

So so annoying.

Will definitely show off in front of Caeser

Carrying him

Never offer

He gets even more annoying.

As soon as you've picked him up, he'll make himself as heavy as he can and literally drop all his weight on you just so you struggle.

And he's so audacious and sassy.

He'll taunt you with comments like, "oh, is that struggling I see, huh? You insisted on carrying me so chop chop."

He even snaps his fingers at you.

Just drop him.

Caeser Zeppelli

Hm, ever the charmer isn’t he?

You just know he absolutely loves carrying his s/o.

It’s obvious knowledge that he has a notorious history of being a playboy, and because of his experience with women, he knows what women like, what little gestures make them blush, how they prefer to be held etc.

So he’s going to put the knowledge he’s accumulated on you, he wants to make you swoon.

He somehow manages to always gets the timing right too, he will literally sweep you off your feet like Prince Charming.

He’ll probably want to kiss you too and like pull you really close to his chest.

He definitely wants a s/o who gets easily flustered when he carries them! No matter if you cover your face, blush, squirm he doesn’t care, he wants that reaction!

“Caeser put me down!” You whisper-shouted, trying and failing to push him away, you were literally in front of Lisa Lisa!

He kissed your neck chastely, “why Cara? I quite like you in my arms.”

“Mpmph!”

Likes to show off in front of Joseph.

Carrying him

He’ll blush out of surprise.

It’s feels so foreign to him, he’s not quite sure if he likes it!

He’ll definitely be more vulnerable to getting flustered!

Overall, he prefers to do the flustering and carrying.

Kujo Jotaro

Listen, I’m not even going to lie, you’re probably going to have to jump/floor him to get him to carry you…

Or you’re going to have to annoy him 24/7 so he considers it, just so he can get you to finally shut up.

“Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, please! I really really love you jojo! And you would do the same if you love meee-!”

Literally knocks you off of your feet.

Might just leave you on the floor.

Or he’ll hold you for one second, the drop you (heart eyes).

Jump on his back and you’ll get a piggy back for like 5 seconds or something before he pushes you off.

Small bonus! Part 4 jotaro! (+ jolyne)

Becomes more open to carrying you.

Still would rather not but if you insist fine.

He’ll brashly pick you up, stand still and hold you bridal style.

Baby Jolyne will make grabby hands and he’ll pick her up with one hand and carry you and her both.

Carries both you and baby Jolyne like sacs of potatoes.

Will put baby Jolyne on his shoulders.

Carrying him

Don’t try it, he’s got good reflexes, you might get knocked out.

He’ll probably wobble around because he doesn’t get carried.

Hates it.

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

My babygirl.

He’s such a romantic.

He just wants to pamper you and spoil you by making you not have to do anything ever, including walking!

“Ma Cherie! Please, don’t dirty your beautiful shoes in that puddle, allow me.”

Loves the feel of you close to him.

Wants you to jump on him, in his arms, any place any time.

Lil bit touchy.

He’ll speak to you in French too even if you can’t understand it (especially if you can’t) just to make you swoon more.

Sometimes he’ll carry you and dance just because.

Just lifts you when he’s extremely happy.

Give him affection!

Carrying him

If you love it he loves it.

He doesn’t care he just wants you to be happy.

Surprised at your strength though!

And he becomes very blushy too.

Avdol

You gotta be practical with him.

He won’t refuse but he certainly won’t endorse it unless you both have privacy, he’s not a fan of pda unlike others on here (cough Caeser, Joseph and Polenarff).

He’ll carry you if you’re injured though, and he’ll be so tender, making sure not to hurt you.

In terms of carrying you, he prefers the more romantic side of things such as carrying you to bed.

Although if you want to be silly and like do challenges he may indulge you once or twice even though he may not be so fond of such things.

One thing is though you absolutely cannot get caught by Joseph! He wouldn’t be able to handle the teasing!

Carrying him

The first time you attempt it, he’ll definitely grip you tightly out of surprise.

“Oh my!”

The look of pure shock on his face is so cute.

He might ask you to put him down after a while though.

He may let you carry him once or twice more.

The best Jojo Higashkiata Josuke

Similar to Mista, he LOVES to carry you in any way he can.

Like he’ll tackle you in order to carry you, in fact a lot of the time him carrying you stems from you and him play fighting.

His favourite way to carry you is putting you on his shoulder and doing whatever he wants, like he might even put you on his shoulder then go about having a normal conversation with okuyasu???

I can’t get this out of my head but I envision running at you at max speed and just picking you up, putting you on his shoulder and continuing running.

And the reason varies like sometimes it’s valid like kira will be in the vicinity and other times it’s so random.

“Oh shi- [name]! We have to go we’re gonna be late to meet my mom at the dentists.”

Carrying him

Again you’ll probably struggle.

And he’ll laugh at you and tease you.

Maybe even take a picture.

This is the time for him to relax, y’know?

He’s shameless too, like he’ll call okuyasu whilst you struggle and be like “you got this babe, anyway…”

If Rohan ever sees this is just another reason on the list of why he doesn’t like Josuke.

Kishibe Rohan

No.

He doesn’t have time for such trivial things, he’s got to work on things such as his manga.

This is something that idiot Josuke would do, not him.

But then he remembers that you’re his s/o and this will make you really happy, so he sighs and closes his sketchbook and indulges you.

Keeps it short and sweet.

When he puts you down they’ll be a couple of lingering touches.

Throw your arms around his neck, and kiss him, and tell him how much you love him then he’ll indulge you more.

Carrying him

Absolutely not, will jump out of your hold immediately and scowl.

[rougepancake]

RIGHT HERE

In which you take your boyfriend to a party and he gets jealous of your friends

Ft. Caesar Zeppeli, Joseph Joestar, Rohan Kishibe, Jotaro Kujo, Dio Brando, Jonathan Joestar

Warnings: Slightly suggestive. Mentions of alcohol. Google translated Italian. Gender neutral reader. Not proofread.

CAESAR ZEPPELI

You stood there, chatting excitedly with your friends about how your week had been. They listened intently and you all spent a good amount of time just exchanging stories over the loud music that was playing from the living room of the house.

You could barely hear them, but you didn’t mind. The environment around you was anything but quiet, which was fair since you were at Joseph Joestar’s party.

It had been hours since it started, and some people were starting to pack up and leave, taking some of the loud buzz with them.

Eventually it began to calm down, and it was just you and your best friend sitting on the couch, enjoying one another’s company in peace.

The two of you continued in your tipsy conversation, giggling frequently as you spoke. It was nice, honestly. Your week had been nothing short of a nightmare, only adding to the amount of stress you were under. So when you found out about Joseph’s party, you immediately decided to take Caesar and head over.

Speaking of Caesar…

The party had been going on for hours and you had yet to see him.

As you were speaking to your friend, you found yourself being interrupted by the feeling of someone’s arms wrapping around your waist.

“Caesar…” You whispered, turning to look at him as he buried his head into your shoulder, kissing at the flesh gently. He looked up and shot your best friend a glare, which resulted in them excusing themselves and leaving the two of you alone.

His grip on you tightened, his back pressing up against your chest as he continued to kiss and bite as your neck.

“Finalmente- siamo soli.”

Finally- we’re alone.

JOSEPH HOESTAR

It was his party and he was out dancing in the living room, drunkly throwing his arms into the air as he moved carelessly. You couldn’t help but giggle at the sight as you talked to your new friend Caesar, who apparently went way back with Joseph.

The two of you hit it off, especially when you found out that he was an ex of Joseph’s, which meant he had dirt on him that you could use against him later. You actually grew so lost in your conversation with the blond that you tuned out your boyfriend’s drunken dancing.

“So like I was saying- JoJo is a bit of a-“ Caesar began, leading you into the kitchen and away from the noisiness of the living room. You listened intently and contributed to his points, telling him about what your relationship with Joseph had been like so far until-

“Y/N!” The sound of Joseph’s voice rang throughout the kitchen, causing you to jump in surprise as he stormed over towards you. “I sidn’t know Caesarino was h-here!” He slurred his words and threw an arm around your shoulder, shooting a glare at the man before you.

Caesar took that as his sign to leave and did just that, leaving you and your drunk boyfriend alone in the kitchen.

“Y/nnn.” He whined, both of his arms now pulling you close to him as he struggled to stay upright. “Why were you talking to himmmm??”

“Well he and I had some interests, that’s all.” You chuckled slightly but let out a surprised yelp as he put all his weight against you. “Joseph! Get up!” You groaned and forced him to stand up, pouting as you led him back to his bedroom so he could rest.

“But you’re mineee.” He continued to whine as you dragged him, pouting childishly as you walked.

“I didn’t say I wasn’t.” You chuckled. Drunk Joseph was always… something else.

“Let me show you.” He whispered, pinning you against the wall of his hallway and trapping you there. He began to attack your neck, leaving sloppy love bites in his wake.

“Please.”

And you just couldn’t tell him no.

ROHAN KISHIBE

He wasn’t much of a ‘party person’, but he figured he’d humor you just this once. He had spent most of the night right by your side, making sure nothing bad happened to you as you drank.

Had you always been this social?

Maybe it was the alcohol talking, but he did rather like that side of you.

Eventually, you ran off to talk to one of your buddies, and he decided to leave you be. But the sight of you with this friend of yours lit a fire within him. They had a hand on your arm, and seemed a little too invested in what you had to say.

Perhaps you two were just close. He hoped so, even though he didn’t fully understand why.

Since the great Rohan Kishibe doesn’t get jealous of others.

Others get jealous of him.

With an annoyed sigh, he put on a stern expression and walked over to you two. You greeted him with a cheery smile that sent butterflies swirling in his stomach, and it made him feel slightly guilty for what he was about to do next.

He grabbed you by the collar of your shirt and forced your lips to collide with his, using your gasp of surprise as the perfect opportunity to shove his tongue down your throat and remind you that he was the one that continued to make you feel good.

“R-Roh-“

“We’re leaving.” He grumbled and grabbed your wrist, smirking at how your little friend was nowhere in sight. Your drunken protests fell on deaf ears as he pulled you out of the house and into his car, buckling you up safely and stomping over to his side.

“What was that for-“ He cut you off by smashing his lips onto yours once again, groaning at the taste of alcohol that came from you.

You were in for it now, and you didn’t even know why.

JOTARO KUJO

He couldn’t believe that you thought it would be a good idea to drag him out to a party. Honestly! What in the world was running through your mind?!

But when he saw how much fun you were having, he just couldn’t take it away from you.

So- he resorted to standing in the corner of the, rather large, living room, arms crossed as he watched you dance around aimlessly.

It was all fun and games, until he watched one of your close friends come up and begin to dance with you. They took your hand in theirs and began to jump and sing along with you, their smile just as bright as your own.

The sight sent Jotaro’s heart to his stomach.

What was this feeling bubbling up inside him? Was it jealousy?? Surely not. Jotaro Kujo was known to get jealous every now and then, but over one of your friends?

It made him feel more guilty than anything.

It should be him dancing with you, making you smile and giggle like that. He should be the one out there encouraging you to be yourself while you hop around and scream the lyrics of the song that just came on.

God why did he have to stand over in the corner?

Hesitantly, he walked over to the two of you, grabbing your wrist and pulling you to the side briefly. His heart swelled at the sight of your cheesy grin, which only made him feel worse.

“Y/n.” He started out with a heavy sigh. How was he supposed to tell you he was jealous of your friend? It would ruin your night and he knew it. So… he sucked it up and gave in to the crazy idea that had been bothering him since he saw you go out and dance.

“What’s wrong?” You seemed to sense his inner turmoil, your voice soft and understanding. “Do you need to leave? It’s alright with if you do, I get it.” You made a motion to grab your jacket, but he only pulled you back towards him.

“I want to dance with you.”

Oh wow. Did he really just say that? He had to be kidding… but based on the way he was looking at you, you knew he wasn’t.

You’d ask him about his change of heart later, but decided to give him a peck on the lips and drag him back to the center of the living room.

It was a sweet act on his part, but his eyes betrayed how he really felt.

He was going to take you, and not a single bit of your body would be safe from his wonder working lips.

DIO BRANDO

He’s a slut for a good party and you know it. Nothing can stop him from getting absolutely wasted and enjoying himself in the sea of people. He was practically born to live in the spotlight, so that he’ll do.

Until you drag him home.

Or until he sees you flaunting around with a good for nothing loser that he’s never met before.

Tonight- it was the latter, his eyes laying upon the sight of you talking to a supposed friend of yours that he’s never met.

There was always the possibility that you had met them tonight, but he wasn’t about to hear you out. He knew all of your friends. Every single one of them. And he didn’t care if they liked him or not, so long as he knew them.

He watched in disgust as you laughed at something the stranger said, cringing even further when you placed a hand on their shoulder to steady yourself.

The sight simply enraged him, and maybe it was the alcohol talking, but it made his heart throb in agony.

Was he really that bad for you? I mean sure, he was your boyfriend, but he’s never been jealous of someone before and it was really starting to bother him.

“Y/n!” He hissed and grabbed you by your wrist, not even giving you a chance to say goodbye to your friend. “Stop trying to date other people!” His face was close to yours, and his breath reeked of alcohol.

“I’m not?!” You argued, pulling your wrist away from his grasp, only to have him grab it again and lead you out of the house. “Hey! What are you doing?!” You shouted and glared at him as you stood. “Are you at least going to tell me what’s wrong?”

He stopped and looked back at you, his eyes shining with malice and nothing more. He was totally blinded by his rage.

“I’m going to remind you who you belong to.”

And by god he did.

JONATHAN JOESTAR

He’s a gentle giant. Parties aren’t really his thing, but if it makes you happy, then he doesn’t mind a whole lot.

For the most part, it was the two of you and some friends talking by the pool, your feet dangling in the water as you talked. It was relaxing, surprisingly, and Jonathan couldn’t help but rest his head on your shoulder as you talked.

Now, Jonathan isn’t really the jealous type. He never really has been and he doesn’t think he will be.

But there’s just something about Dio sitting beside you that sets him off.

“Hello Y/n darling.” His voice is like silk, smooth in his way to try and seduce you. “JoJo.” He nodded at Jonathan before taking your hand in his and kissing it softly.

“Dio.” You scoffed and pulled your hand away. “I didn’t know you were invited to this party.”

“Of course I was.” He chuckled lowly and smirked. “I’m always invited to these things.”

Jonathan’s arms found their way to your waist, curling around you and holding you close. He lifted his head up and shot a glare at Dio, his gaze unwavering in his resolve. The blond scoffed and left, leaving you and Jonathan alone to enjoy one another’s company.

“You know… Dio is our neighbor…” He started, whispering softly into your ear. “It would be nice if we could ensure that he didn’t get sleep tonight, no?”

“Oh Jonathan.” You chuckled and leaned into him. “I don’t see why not.”

[snoopledrooplecheesedoodle]

For mermay: how about merman! Joseph where Y/N finds him on the beach at low tide and when he sees them he freaks out and tries to go NIGERUNDAYOOOO but he's on land and he's just flopping around 😂

Absolutely! That's hilarious, you didn't specify whether you wanted yandere or non-yandere, so I made it ambiguous. Enjoy my beautiful mermay enjoyer (you also can be handsome if you want cutie!)❤️

Beached

Joseph was often told that his attention seeking behavior would cause him trouble one day. His elders often scolded him for causing currents in the city, startling fish, and wandering too close to the surface. He'd always laugh at them and quip back something clever that made them angrier. Now he realized they might have been right.

It was a simple bet really; Cesear and he were swimming around causing mischief when the topic of the surface came up. "I bet they've got some pretty hot babes on the surface. Ones with two tails instead of one." Joseph sighed dreamily, causing Cesear to scoff. "The women of the land can't compete with the women of the sea." Typical Cesear, so close minded. A smirk appeared on Joseph's face as a "brilliant" idea came to mind. "Oh Cesear, I think that I can find someone more beautiful than all the merfolk in the sea just by the beach." Cesear's kelp green eyes narrowed. "Your next words are 'You bastardo Joseph, you've got yourself a deal!'" Cesear fell for Joseph's ploy. "You bastardo Joseph, you've got yourself a deal!" Joseph shit eating grin was met with shock and anger from the other merman. "You smug sea devil, get back here!" Joseph giggled to himself as he swam from his friend.

Things were going good for Joseph no merfolk noticed Joseph and Cesear sneak towards the surface. Cesear still kept his underwater, like the bloody coward he is. No matter all Joseph has got to do is scope out the land for some hot babes! Swimming closer and ducking his head underwater when he thought someone might be coming, he eagerly spied on the beach to find... NO ONE?! What gives? It was a beautiful morning, sun rising steadily into the sky water at low tide. Low tide... "OH NO!"

You had just woken up and stretched a bit, this was a great place to vacation during the summer. Beautiful town, friendly people, and the sea. White sand for miles around and clear blue ocean water. You love the Mediterranean! Donning a swim shirt and swim trunks and covering that with a light beach cover up, you slipped on your sandals. You rode your bike through the small town that was peacefully asleep, it was pretty early in the morning. Perfect time to have the beach all to yourself. You were ready for another day of tanning, relaxing, and summer fun. You hop off your bike and walk over to the beach humming a tune that was stuck in your head. (Fav song) gets better each time you hear it. Your peace was ruined by someone screaming, oh my god is that person okay? Running to the source of the noise you found a handsome man. He had a mop of wild brown hair and eyes the color of sea glass. He was tall, tan, and muscular and had no legs. Instead, there was a beautiful green fish tail. The man Stopped his loud yelling and violently slapping his tail to look at you. The merman precedes to flop even harder.

Joseph was stuck and while he was an intelligent bastard he also was a cocky one. He wasn't paying attention to the tides and now was flopping around like a fish out of water. Well, he was one but that was beside the point. "Cesear, move your big tail and help me!" The man was met with bubbles. Oh, so that's how that is, Cesear was laughing at his misfortunes. Fake friend! Joseph was too busy cursing the blond traitor that he didn't notice a pair of footsteps quickly approaching him. A light gasp caused his head to snap over to the creator of the noise. A person who was (short/medium/tall) and had (h/l) (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes. They were wearing baggy cloth that hid their curves from his curious gaze. He found a two tail... a hot two tail! Crap a two tail! Joseph begins flopping harder than before he needed to get out of here. He heard the two tail speak in a language he could not understand as it franticly approached him. Hell no!

Wack! the powerful green tail smacked you straight in the gut, throwing you onto some sharp seashells thoroughly knocking the wind out of you. You were trying to help but this merman just gut punched you with his tail. He frantically made clicking and chattering noises to something in the water you could not see. Another merperson? That didn't matter right now, what did was getting the merman back into the ocean before other people came. The merman looked to be made of pure muscle so there was no picking him up and approaching him from behind would get you smacked again. Maybe you could get some water over to where you are. You crept around the merman and threw your hands up in a sign of nonaggression towards the frightened brunet. the ocean was further than you thought and you didn't have a bucket to pour water on him. Frustrated you sank your feet into the wet sand causing water to fill in the hole you made in the sand. Bingo!

Joseph was confused as to why the two tail was digging a hole at this time. Is that what two tails do when stressed? He'd have to ask Speedwagon but right now he continued to observe the two tail and keep them a tail length away. Continuing to watch he saw water slowly filling the hole they made as the dug up to where Joseph would be making some sloppy aqueduct. Who knew two tails could be smart? Joseph met the desperate (e/c) that held no malice towards him. He was good at reading people and knew the land dweller was no danger to him and was even trying to help. Joseph began slowly inching towards them and the small saltwater river they were making, their hands looked tired, but they didn't stop, even as sweat began to form on their brow. Joseph felt his heart began beating faster not out of fear but something else. They didn't have to help them and yet they were trying, more than some merfolk ever did for him.

You heard a squeak and a splash coming from behind you the merman enters the watery area you made for him and was pushing you with him towards the ocean. You both landed with a plop in the warm waters of the Mediterranean, salt stinging your eyes as you had not been prepared to go swimming right now. Surfacing you gasped for air as you searched for the merman, only to see the green merman circling you like a shark. Did you just put yourself in danger? Plop the merman's head surfaced from the water a cheeky grin on his face. Face only centimeters from your own, he looked like he was going to kiss you. You blushed as you found him handsome but wasn't expecting this, squeezing your eyes shut and turning you head away from him. Nothing. You opened your eyes to look at the merman who looked at you with lips puckered and squirted salt water into your face. Gross! The mermaid disappeared before you could even yell at him for not only scaring the crap out of you but getting salt water in your mouth. You couldn't help but laugh though as the merman was very playful and you didn't mind the water. That was until you saw your shoes floating away from you.

Joseph swam down to a smirking blond with a big goofy grin on his face. "Well Joseph, did you see a land babe?" Cesear mocked him but Joseph was in too good of a mood to pout. He was so close to you, he could have kissed you! However, kissing was sacred in mermaid culture only to be done with mates. He blushed at the thought of you being his mate. You could swim with him, he could introduce you to Cesear, and he could show you his home! His giddy thoughts were interrupted by the sour taste that came to his mouth when he thought of introducing you to Cesear or any other merfolk. He didn't want to do that, you were too precious for them. With that decided he planned hen he would meet his own little two leg again with Cesear chasing after him.

Sorry if it sucks, I kinda rushed towards the end because I didn't know if you wanted yandere or not, so this was more fluffy. Please feel free to request more this mermay.

[a-998h]

I wonder how the Battle Tendency crew would react to a friendly Himbo! Pillar Man! male reader who was the only survivor and last of his kind? No one, not even reader, knows how he survived. But, he somehow did. He's usually happy all the time and sometimes jokes about his trauma but he can get serious if needed. He wants revenge against Kars for killing his family.

Reader after telling his tragic backstory: Isn't that crazy? 😄

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea! 😃

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

I love this idea. Himbo reader is best reader.

Joseph and Speedwagon were still trying to cope with everything that just happened, beating Sanvento, the pillar men's connection to the stone masks, and the death of Von Stroheim. They returned to New York and reunited with Erina, before heading to Italy.

He befriends Ceaser, meets his mentor Lisa Lisa, and begins hamon training. Things are going great, but of course life has to throw a massive wrench in the way in the form of a another pillar man.

Your stony body was quite the shock for Suzi Q to find, she ran and reported it to Lisa Lisa. You were stared at, everyone worried. If you awakened, you could kill them all. But, something compelled them to drag you to a shaded area where you awakened. They were on guard, but you didn't attack, instead you freaked out and raised your hands in surrender.

"I come in peace humans!" You exclaim.

They don't believe you, they think you're going to attack the second they turn their backs. Lisa Lisa activities her hamon, and you smile?

"Wait, members of the hamon yribe survived?!" You ask in shock, not angry but happy, like an excited puppy.

The group looks confused and have you explain yourself.

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea!

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

They ask you to explain.

" Kars attacked, me and my people, we fought against him. I ended up being stabbed after he slaughtered them, I had attacked with more vigor but I still got injured. I remained entombed for centuries until I met you all, Isn't that crazy?" You explained.

"Final question, are you with us, or against us?" Joseph asks.

"With you all the way, friends!" You declare.

Lisa Lisa

Pleasantly surprised by you friendly demeanor

Glad you're not planning to kill them

She feels kind of bad for you

You both bond over losing loved ones

When she sees you act dumb... she is so confused

You are an ancient powerful being that could kill them all, but you stand out in the rain not moving

She doesn't know who's more ditzy, you or Suzi Q

She finds some of you antics funny

Catches you traning at night, is proud of you for trying to get better

Has a list of things you can do and touch in her house... it's a small list

Doesn't laugh at you or mocks you

Thinks your heart makes up for you lack of brain power

Tries to act as a therapist for you and your trauma

Is kind of like a mom to you

Lisa Lisa: Reader when did you eat today?

Reader: *bright smile* Last week!

Lisa Lisa: *facepalms* Dear, let's get you breakfast.

Reader: ok 😁

^ these kind of interactions are daily

She ruffles your hair and laughs with you

She gets a little nervous when you start ripping into Kars

Wonders where the soft kind Pillar Man she loves went

Teaches you how to act in the world

Joseph Joestar

You're his new best friend

You two are a Josuke and Okuyasu type duo

He enjoys your friendliness

Thankful you were not planning to kill them

Is a little worried about you

When you joke about your trauma... he doesn't laugh

Wants to help you

Asks you about your family to make you feel better

Is willing to spar with you in the middle of the night... sometimes

Teaches you how to adapt to the modern world

Teaches you a few things he knows

Feels bad that you lost everything to Kars

Whenever you do something dumb, he questions how you survived centuries

Calls you "Love" and "Handsome" but you don't understand the flirting

Is annoyed with how dense you are

"You're as dense as the rock you were trapped in!" Becomes a common phrase he uses with you

You two are peas in a pod

Ceaser Zeppeli

He doesn't trust you

You're something that could kill them all, so he doesn't trust you at all

It's only after he sees how dumb you that he starts to let his guard down, only a little

Your "coping skills" makes him a bit worried

Tries to keep his distance but your friendly nature draws him in

Once he trusts you, he tries to be the older brother to you

Also teaches you things about the world

Is horrified by your story, and the way you joke about it

It takes him a bit to realize your jokes are your "coping skills"

He is proud of your warrior spirit

Wishes he could spar without one of you getting hurt

"Sei un idiota!" This something he commonly says to you whenever you've done something dumb

He calls you "second Joseph"

Tries to help you cope in a proper way

Is now a friend of yours

Feels your hate for Kars and wants to help you get revenge

[naomijoestar]

Yayyy! I. Forgor my og request though 😭

However, may I request a caesar x a reader who is a pillar woman please? I think it's real cute (and definitely not because I have a pillar woman oc who i ship with Caesar)

Omg this is super duper cute and I love my baby ceaser so much! I didn’t know how to work this as a scenario so these are headcanon style? Idk if this is what you had in mind but I really hope this meats your expectations <3 enjoy!

Also to everyone else who submitted requests I’m not ignoring you I promise! I will be working on your asks soon so dw 💕

Caeser with a pillar woman reader

- Caesar is initially intrigued by your ancient nature as a Pillar Woman. He feels a mix of fascination and cautiousness, always remembering the danger your kind posed but unable to fully resist the allure of your otherworldly beauty and grace

- Caesar admires your power. Though he’s a proud warrior, he respects you as an equal in strength and skill, which only deepens his admiration. He would never underestimate you in battle or challenge

- Despite your intimidating presence, Caesar can’t resist his natural charm. He would constantly flirt with you, though his teasing would be softer than usual, with a hint of genuine affection rather than just bravado

- He enjoys playful banter with you, testing you. Though you may be more serious, Caesar’s lightheartedness would often make you crack a smile or laugh, which he would consider a victory

- Despite knowing you can handle yourself in combat, Caesar’s protective side would come out when he sees you in danger. He’d always try to fight beside you, offering his assistance even if he knows you don’t need it

- Being a hopeless romantic, Caesar would go all out with grand romantic gestures like bringing you rare flowers or cooking a special meal. He loves impressing you with his suave moves, even though you might be indifferent to human traditions

- Caesar is genuinely interested in learning about your ancient history, asking you questions about your life as a Pillar Woman. He wants to understand your experiences and perspective, knowing it would bring him closer to you

- When the two of you are alone, Caesar lets down his usual cocky persona. He’s softer and more vulnerable with you, expressing his genuine feelings of admiration, respect, and even love. He appreciates the time you spend together, feeling like he’s connected to something eternal

- While Caesar trusts you, he can’t help but feel a bit jealous when other people (especially other pillar men) take an interest in you. He tries to play it cool, but you can tell he gets slightly possessive at times

- Despite your difference in species, Caesar finds a deep emotional connection with you. He loves seeing your softer side and discovering your affections for him. You both share a bond built on mutual admiration, trust, and respect

There you are! I hope you like this <3 If you want anything changed or anything specific shoot me a message and I will happily update to your desire!

If you liked this make sure to check out my other posts <3 If my requests are closed that means I already have requests I’m working on but if they’re open don’t be shy to request anything! Have a nice day everyone <3

[jojoflowrr]

You’re such a tease.

Ceasar Zepelli.

>Reader: Female

>Smut 18+

"What are you doing out here, during this pouring rain hmm?" He stands at the front porch, your back turned away from him. "You're going to get sick."

You were soaked, the feeling of cold rain on your skin always calmed you down. recently, you had been feeling a sense of dissatisfaction considering your love life. As someone who always wanted to find "the one" you never had any luck.

"I just needed a breath of fresh air." You answered, clutching your shivering body with your arms. When you felt hands around your waist.

"Well come on, let's get you out of the rain. I know your cold." As he leads you inside, Ceasar takes off his jacket, wrapping it around your body. You speak, "Same old casanova." Holding your hand he guides you to your room.

"What can I say? I'm just a hopeless romantic." He smirks as his eyes travel along your shivering body. Your soaked clothing let him see all your curves, and black laced bra.

"You know, maybe we should have some fun while we're here." Caesar whispered into your ear, His hot breath warming up your cold body.

Biting your lip, "Joseph and Lisa Lisa are outside, they can walk in at any moment.."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure your quiet."

Ceasar leans in, kissing you deeply he pushes you up against the wall. Trailing kisses down your neck and unbuttoning your shirt.

You place your hands on his shoulders, moving your neck for him to explore. "You're not good for me Caesar.." You told him, as much as you needed the pleasure the aftermath would curse you.

"Oh but I am.."

Caesar shuts you up, his tongue follows your chest, as he gets closer to your stomach. Placing kisses on you while unbuttoning his pants. "You know you want me." Caesar picked you up and pulled you onto his bed.

Climbing on top of you, pulling down your pants and underwear. His fingers tracing your body. He nibbles and licks along your lower stomach. He caressed your body like no one had before.

Caesar could be with any girl he wants, shit, he already has girls lined up for him. You knew it wasn't a good idea to get with someone like him, but that only made you want him even more. You had always felt the tension.

Caesar smirks as he positions himself at your wet entrance. You bit your lip in anticipation. With each inch that slides inside of you, His face expresses pleasure. "You feel so good, doll." he pants, his hands gripping your sides.

Your legs wrapped around his waist as he thrusts inside of you. Your lips touched his once again, as you moaned into his mouth. With a fierce grunt, Caesar thrusts harder into you. "You like it rough don't you doll?"

The sensation of your tight walls squeezing him drove his over the edge. As your moans got louder, he covered your mouth with his hand.

As you reach your climax, Caesar's thrusts become even harder and faster. His hips slam into you. "I'm gonna cum," He grunts as he pulls out and his seed falls onto your stomach.

Panting heavily, Caesar collapses against you, his hot breath on your skin. "That was fun, doll.." He whispers kissing your neck, before getting up, and putting his clothes back on.

Leaving you on the bed.

"You should clean up before anyone comes into your room or anything." He speaks up as he walked over to you and whispered into your ear. "Let me know if you're looking for another fun time." He smirked as he left your room. Leaving you behind to clean up after yourself.

As your body was still laying down on the bed, you knew it was just a one night stand, but you still decided to go for it. If only you didn't get so attached easily.

[cheesencrackersinprison]

Road tripping, aka torture

Ceaser had been in many traumatizing situations in his life.

His teenage years after his father left

Seeing his father die before his eyes

The pillar men fight-

However, none had truly shattered his soul as what the poor man was currently experiencing.

Where just after getting in the car was a composed, actually excited for the trip blonde, now stood-

no, layed-

the ruins of this far ago positive man, who felt like all the energy of his soul had been cuelly snatched from him, now just a lifeless body without meaning.

First there was no orange juice in that gas station store where they'd stopped to recharge, which, slightly, crushed deeply in the darkest depths of his soul in a way he'd probably never be able to recover, but that was fine.

He'd just resigned and pretended all was well despite the internal urge to turn emo and put #deadinside in all his instagram posts.

(After all it wouldn't fit with all his shirtless pics-

if he got some edgy tattoos to look the part then perhaps-)

Suddently he got kicked out his thoughts by a random bump, cruelly yanked away from his possible emo era becoming thoughts that muffled the noise arround him and put him back in the cruel place that reality currently was for him.

Motherfucking Joseph.

Ceaser hated him so much right now

The shattered remains of this man were currently being forced to listen to Joseph's screaming or as he probably would call it singing- he couldn't stand it at this point anymore.

However- alas, this man had no real choice-

He regretted so much not responding to that message asking for a dick pic that day.

Maybe then he'd have had a moment that would not have left him so pent up to the point of thinking joseph's waist looked grababble-

Or his toned pecs that were practically anime girl boobs at this point

Or his ass

Not to mention t hose juicy lips-

Ceaser would have slapped himself remembering that but he didn't have the energy

But- that was probably the reason he said yes to Joseph that day when he asked if he was up for a road trip.

The things that man did to him. Despite being straight, of course.

Because yes, Ceaser fought tooth and nail to keep his Straight Man™ persona, despite his bisexualism wanting to come out.

Pun non intended but now is

His thoughts, now more gay than emo, like a 2020 tiktoker slowly chirning into their next human pokemon evolution stage, were again cut off by a sudden scream as apparently Joseph's favourite song came on the radio.

"I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL, DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL-"

The only wish he wanted was for Joseph to shut the fuck up, and he'd tell him. If he had the energy.

Ceaser snickered to himself with the little energy he had at his own mental quip, his sanity slowly drooping.

How Lisa Lisa was able to stand the screaming Beyonce wannabe himbo of her son, Ceaser would never know.

Looking at her, he tried to concentrate despite the noise, trying to see for any eye twitches or signs of trying to not show pain in this torture, he made a futile attempt to understand how this woman wasn't losing her mind.

Then he noticed the earplugs.

How dare she.

Ceaser could not believe his, once creative and properly working before this, brain, hadn't thought of that, thoroughly dissapointed in himself, or what remained of him.

His only remaining braincell, bruised yet proud, like that bitch Napoleon noone likes, like those french soldiers twerking after french blood was put in the spanish royals, sadly for all us spaniards, leaving us with slumped shoulders and a burnt and stomped-on french flag in the corner, which deep down we only did for the memes despite for a handful of old guys who were genuinely resentful, slowly remembered that A Creature apart from the dude banned from two countries and his mom was in the car with them, turning his head with the little energy in his destroyed flesh and soul to look at Suzi Q for any signs of fellow mental death.

Suzi Q was sleeping.

Suzi Q was fucking sleeping.

In this hellhole of a car.

With Joseph screaming Call Me Maybe at the top of his lungs.

Ceaser found himself severely concerned by how the fuck this woman was humanly capable of actually sleeping, worrying for how the fucking HELL she learned to sleep through such hellish sounds as if it were gentle relaxing rain or those satisfying sleep asmrs that only made you more stressed and want to tear someone limb by limb or punch into the wall like toxic "men should act like men" men in their 40's when their 19 year old wife made their dinner slightly cold because they were doing their best trying to balance take care of this shithole they called a home with taking care of their 4 kids because their bitch husband didn't want to use condoms because "he couldn't feel it".

Ceaser wanted to cry at this point.

But he didn't have the energy to either, when suddently noticing the screaming had stopped, Joseph looking at him, surprising the poor victim of the torture he called singing looking at him, surprising Ceaser with the slight display of worry.

"You look terrible, you ok Ceaserino?"

The screaming.

The orange juice.

His own pride and will to live.

His emo pokemon era.

It all churned inside him as he suddently felt The Zepelli Spirit bringing his energy back at the sudden lack of background screaming, like a small fed up child wanting to ask a question in Biology when his classmates finnally stopped becoming human airhorns after seeing a picture of a penis or a boob.

Ceaser looked at him dead in the eye, slowly inching closer to him despite Suzi Q being in the middle, pulling him slightly closer by the collar of his shirt and putting his mouth against his ear, not caring for looking like a weird borderline homoerotic tension romcom.

Ceaser screamed.

Joseph screamed from the scream in his ear.

The sudden yanking and bumping into her woke up Suzi Q who screamed as well, turning the car into an inhumane screaming match of blondes and Joseph.

Lisa Lisa just kept driving.

Those tesco earplugs were damn good.

[yoshhii]

THEIR REACTIONS WHEN YOU'RE SICK

you went out in the freezing cold without a coat, even though they told you to put it on

genshin impact + jjba

he would laugh at you saying, “i told you so didnt i?”. he would tease you to no end. saying how cute you look wrapped up in the blankets, how he’s your personal doctor for getting medicine for you, and even laughing at your embarrassed face when he feeds you. he does enjoy taking care of you though, it’s one of the rare times he can tease you all day with an excuse. if you happen to need something he’s already on the way to grab it . “it’s a prince’s job to get whatever his dear princess desires” he’d say. even though you’re in a miserable state he always finds a way to brighten up the mood.

heizou, kaeya, childe, joseph joestar, ceaser, polnareff, okuyasu, mista, narancia, gyro

“oh dear…” he sighs knowing he shouldn’t be surprised. after all he couldn’t be mad at you, all you wanted to do was enjoy the rain. he chuckles to himself when you blush as he puts the spoon towards your lips. “come on my love, you know this is good for you.” the medicine is very herbal, he tells you how natural medicine has more benefits and blah blah. he gives a satisfying hum as you swallow it (pause), knowing you’ll be better soon. he still does everything as usual, going to work, making breakfast, and cleaning the house. he gets everything ready and prepared for you before he leaves to run errands. although he loves you there’s no kisses until you’ve recovered, he wouldn’t want to get sick as well.

zhongli, ayato, albedo, baizhu, tighnari, kazuha, avdol, kakyoin, kira yoshikage, giorno, bruno bucciarati, pucci, johnny

“hmm….” he acts like he doesn’t care even though he does. he buys anything you need and just hands it to you, saying “you can do it by yourself.” once he realizes you are too sick to do it he quickly takes things in his own hands. while taking care of you he keeps a straight face but is screaming on the inside. it was a perfect chance to enjoy being near you without making it obvious. he doesn’t mind taking care of you though. wait. he…is…taking care of you? and the way he is so close to his love makes him melt. his cheeks flush a crimson red, when you notice this and mention it he’ll just brush it off. “i must be getting sick because of you.” at the end of the day he’ll give you a kiss on the forehead, “you should listen to me next time” he hopes you don’t so this can happen again.

diluc, xiao, scaramouche, kars, jotaro, rohan, abbacchio, diavolo

he’s very sweet, always making sure if you’re okay. he will use words of encouragement, “i’m sorry you’re sick dear, but i promise it will be over soon!” he says as he smiles at you. he’s such a sweetheart, bringing everything you need in an instant. his bright personality makes you forget that you’re even sick sometimes. he kisses you and hugs you as usual even though you warned him you don’t want the sickness to get to him. “i don’t mind if i get sick as long as i get to kiss you!” he also insists he does everything for you. it’s like you don’t move an inch, not even if you need to eat something, he prefers if you let him feed it to you. he wants you to rest the best you can and get better as quick as possible! he loves you a lot and will always find a way to put a smile on your face.

venti, itto, jonathan, speedwagon, josuke, doppio

[esha-isboogara]

jojo’s bizarre porn tropes

publishing even MORE headcanons before i finish the first set ? an absolute iconic move from me tbh. i went crazy with my tags bro😩but anyways enjoy this …i will do more characters if i can come up with more tropes

here’s part two

jonathan - he’s very vanilla so your videos fall under the passionate category. jonathan takes the act of making love very seriously so expect to cum at least twice in one session. he won’t over stimulate though , he gives you a pleasant high. y’all don’t post a lot but when you do it’s usually a movie that will have the viewers drooling.

joseph- amateur porn. he isn’t too fond on setting up a camera and having a script or whatever. he’d much rather record you giving him head or maybe a lil pov of back shots. joseph makes sure you’re featured on his only fans regularly. videos are usually no longer than 5 minutes.

jotaro- big dick small girl trope. my god this man is hung. people watching your videos are always slightly worried for your safety. how does it fit? women all around the world want to be you. some of the more aggressive sessions almost always lead to concerned comments. jotaro does have a bit of a reputation so he refuses to show his face along with yours.

kakyoin- not a trope but most of your posts are cosplay related. dressing up as your favorite anime characters and fucking for money is a dream come true. a lot of work goes into your videos mainly because of the well put together costumes and make up looks. the entire look gets ruined in the end but presentation is a big deal. the two of you have a cute set up. it’s high effort but the rewards are so worth it.

josuke- innocent boy and experienced woman. he still won’t say it out loud but he is a total bottom so having you top him/take control is perfect. josuke will use titles like “step mom gives new son blowjob during dinner” to catch a persons attention. or so he says. you’d swear he has a bit of a thing for it. your videos are usually a bit longer and medium effort.

giorno- very beautifully done/well put together porn. people who watch the two of you enjoy modern art and pretty landscapes. it’s essentially art house porn. your content is extremely well put together and is pleasing to eye as well as to the dick/pussy. giorno doesn’t much care if his face is recognized-hes a crime lord there’s not much anyone can do at this point.

leone- rough sex! the people who watch your videos are sickos and the others are worried for your safety. lots of tying up, whipping, slapping and abuse of your little hole. don’t worry it’s all consensual and monitored.

bruno- pov style porn. honestly an iconic move from him. he loves to go back and watch your tapes so why not upload them. similar to joseph they’re never longer than five minutes but there’s a good amount of them. occasionally you two will put together tutorials for those less experienced in sex.

jolyne- lesbian! jojo knows how much men love that wlw content so the two of you exploit that fetish to the max. it started off as just a few short clips but as time went on you and jolyne got a whole set up. most of your vids are pretty basic but men especially eat them up so 🤪

hermes- massage porn. she’s always been good with her hands so why not use her abilities for something fun? you guys don’t upload often. not because you don’t want to just because you always forget or get too caught up in what you’re doing.

foo fighters- the two of you were on the weirder side of porn hub. strange toys, story lines and odd outfits. from alien sex to retro porn you’ve done it all. honestly it doesn’t really matter if others find it sexy the two of you enjoy it. it doesn’t take much to convince them to post your videos- it takes longer to explain how the camera works than anything.

[aquatik]

Battle in Class ; Prologue

The main storyline of your semester following your year in A.H High’s new class starts here. You’ll find to see some new faces when you thought you already knew everyone in your grade

Battle In Class ; material list

word count -> 1.8 k

content -> ongoing series, eventual smau + written storyline, eventual routes; fem! reader

JoJo: Highschool Days ; full series material list

send in an ask to @aquatik or @lovely-josuke to be apart of the taglist and if you’d like to specify a specific route, go ahead !

The over-the-top decorations caught you by surprise, even if this was technically the fourth time you had seen them throughout your years at A.H High. This time though, the decorations were in your class color, and you found yourself wearing the crown you made over the summer with the rest of your classmates.

You passed by your fellow classmates as you walked through the courtyard: some were wearing their senior crowns, a couple juniors wearing their J’s, you swore you saw a couple petrified kids who you assumed were freshman. “Damn, I feel old now.”

“You could say that again!” A cheerful voice sang. You turned around to meet the contagious smile of your friend, Suzi. “Happy last first day, Y/N!”

“Suzi!

“Yep!” She nodded. “I even saw our mascot, Iggy, walking around. Feels kinda surreal huh,” She smiled softly, before hitting your forearm, jumping up in excitement as you slightly recoiled at the sudden impact.

“Did you hear about the exchange students? They’re coming from Italy. I heard there's three of them, two juniors and one senior.”

“No, this is the first I've heard of it.” You said as you both continued walking in the courtyard. Subconsciously, you start to look around for anyone that would resemble these exchange students Suzi mentioned. “So, uh, where exactly are they?” You asked.

She laughed at your lost expression, “Silly, they aren’t coming in for a few weeks!” You nodded, a few seconds passed as you turned to her, “Wait, how do you know then?”

“Student council,” She whistled, “Told ya, you should’ve joined.” She poked at your shoulder. You sighed, giving her a knowing look. “A lil’ late, don’t you think?”

“True,” she smiled.

“Oh right, remind me again Suzi, what classes do you have?”

“Calculus, Office aid, English, and History. You?”

“Damn, I don’t have anything with you until after lunch. Man, this sucks,” you complained, adjusting the crown on your head. “I’ve got Physics, Italian, then English and History with you.”

“You’re taking Italian? Trying to be like me, eh?” She nudged at you, raising her eyebrows comedicaly. You playfully rolled your eyes at her, “Yeah, definitely Ms. Italy. It seems like an okay class, it’s new so it should be interesting.”

“I’m still disappointed that we didn’t get many classes, Counselor Pucci sucks, this feels personal,” You said, kicking the pebble in front of you, your statement eliciting a laugh from Suzi. “On the bright side, we’re skipping 1st period today!”

“We are?” you asked as she nodded. “Mhm! Senior pep rally, remember?” She looked at you.

“Oh shit, yeah you’re right. Wait, isn’t that in the main area of the courtyard?” You stopped walking as you asked.

“Yeah, why?” She answered.

“We’re on the second floor, Suzi…”

“Merda.”

You both made it down to the main area of the courtyard just in time before the bell rang. If you hadn’t, you would’ve been stuck helping your underclassmen find their classes. You both wouldn’t have minded if not for the fact you had a Senior event to attend to.

To both of your guys’ surprise, you and Suzi made it on time. The pep rally started with your class host coming out and welcoming you to the new—and final—school year. It was essentially the same as any other pep rally, just the exclusion of the rest of the school.

The senior football players came running in wearing their jerseys, what differentiated them from the other grades wearing their jerseys were their crowns. The cheerleaders and the dance team followed suit, lightening up the crowd’s mood up and bringing in enthusiasm. Small performances were followed by getting volunteers or being volunteered to participate in small games or questionnaires.

Snapping you out of your excited trance you were in with your friends were two guys who were in the main area now. Two tall guys—one a brunette, another a blonde—were now answering a question.

“For you two, what is one of the most memorable moments you guys have of each other?” The host asked, passing the mic to the blonde.

“For me about this buffoon?” He asked rhetorically, “Definitely the fact he failed his—“

“What did I tell you, about bringing that up?” The brunette snarled, covering the guy’s mouth.

The only words you could make out of the muffled speech were, “I’ve got, no clue, what you’re—“

“You want to play that one then huh? Fine.” He said, now taking the mic into his hands. “My most memorable memory of this bastard is when he almost got caught by our old teacher—“

“I told you not to ever mention that you coglione!” The blonde now says running at the brunette who was sheepishly laughing.

The pair begin to run at each other, jumping around to avoid the other's jab. At one point, it turned into a chase of the brunette running away from the blonde while yelling childish insults. That continued a few seconds before he tripped, leading the blonde to trip onto him, both tumbling across the stage.

A sigh was heard from across the room, followed by the sharp clacking sound of a pair of heels. This seemed to set an alarm off for the duo, as they scrambled up from their tussling match on the ground to run away from the scene. As they disappeared, the sound of the heels stopped and got father. Towards what direction, you guys weren’t sure but it wasn’t towards your direction anymore.

While it certainly brought you and the rest of your classmates a good laugh, a question you had subconsciously verbalized as the host continued with the last questions. “What the hell are they feeding sophomores nowadays? I did not look like that sophomore year, this is a scam.”

“What are you talking about?” Suzi asked, slight confusion mixing with the smile on her face.

“Like bro, who let the sophomores on stage, isn’t this the Senior pep rally and the whole school one is after lunch?”

“Y/N, you’re kidding me, right?”

“No?”

“That’s Joseph and Caesar, they’re seniors.”

“No they aren’t. I’d know, I know like everyone in our class.”

“Well clearly, you don’t.”

You side-eyed her, “No need to be so mean about it,” you mumbled. “But seriously, who the hell are they?”

“Y/N, how do you not know them?” She said, her expression seeming as this information was taking away her life force. “I’ve mentioned them like, a gazillion times!”

You shrugged your shoulders, “I dunno, I’ve literally never heard you say Caesar or Joseph ever in my life.” You said, turning to look for the two boys who had run off spewing insults at each other. When they were nowhere to be seen, you could only sigh. You just hoped you didn’t have them both together in a class.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me…” You said, slouching slightly into your chair as you see the same blonde and brunette duo from earlier walk in, one slightly earlier than the other. Could you even say duo? Those two looked more hateful rather than friendly when they got off stage.

“Ugh, you're in this class, Joseph? What the hell are you doing here?”

“What am I doing here? What are you doing here Caesar? Aren’t you already fluent?”

“Fluent? Then why the hell are you in beginner’s Italian?” You thought as you listened in on the, not-so-private, conversation. It wasn’t helping that it was a small classroom with even fewer students.

“Oh shut up, It’s an easy class.”

“You sure it’s not because they didn’t want to give your idiotic self a higher level?” He teased with a smile.

“Joseph, you’ve got a couple seconds before I hit you so hard you—“

“Ah, you two,” A female’s voice resonated through the room, enough to stop Joseph and Caesar’s banter in a millisecond. You swore you could see their muscles stiffen up at the sound of the sharp tone. “I had a feeling I had seen you guys on my roster.”

“Ms. Lisa Lisa…haha what a pleasure to see and have you again…”

“For those of you that don’t know me, Ms. Lisa Lisa is fine with me.” She said, ignoring the boy’s previous statement. “Actually, don't even bother calling me something else, I’ll simply ignore you.” She said as she moved her sunglasses up to her head away from her eyes.

“Welcome to Italian 1 for beginners. We’ll be going over the syllabus and what’s expected. But first, I need you guys seated in partners. You three, my seniors, go over there and—sorry, excuse me while I take this.” She said as she answered the phone and pointed towards where she wanted you guys to go.

You get up and go to where the teacher was pointing at, Joseph and Caesar following suit. As you look around the room, you now notice you, Caesar and Joseph are the only seniors taking this class. The more you look around, you notice the lingering stares of many girls on Caesar. You also see silent jokes being exchanged between Joseph and a few guys that were seated already.

Snapping you out of your observational gaze, you hear shuffling near you, signaling the two guys were moving towards you. “I guess it’s just the three of us lonesome seniors then,” Joseph sighs exaggeratedly.

“I guess so,” you answered. “How does she even know you guys, I’ve never even seen or heard of her.”

“She used to be our Intensive English teacher,” Caesar said, crossing his legs as he leaned against the wall. “It was more of an afterschool thing, that’d explain why you might’ve never seen her.”

Joseph stretched his arms, “She sure was, gotta say, quite interesting.”

“Yeah, interesting because someone kept fooling around.”

“Hey don’t blame it all on me!” Joseph exclaimed as his brows furrowed.

You sighed, your hand raising to scratch your ear, “Do you guys ever get along? You’d assume you guys are like, best friends from the look of it.”

Before the two could answer you, Ms. Lisa Lisa gets off the phone. As she goes back to addressing you three, the door opens and a familiar face walks in. “Right on time Suzi. Class, this is Suzi Quatro. She’ll be my teacher's aid whenever she’s free from office duty,” Ms. Lisa Lisa said as she introduced Suzi. She waves and introduces herself, looking over and smiling at you.

“For now since I've got an uneven number of students and I know the seniors won’t sit with the others, nor will I let those two rascals sit next to each other…” The teacher said, thinking for a moment.

“Y/N, pick one of those two to sit with. You three will work on assignments together as a trio but I need them separated, you get what I mean,” She says, sending you a knowing smile.

[sit next to joseph] or [sit next to caesar]

phylum chordate -> jojo’s bizarre adventure

mention -> first part wooo 😼 we really hope you guys enjoy ! the routes will start and be linked as soon as we post them!

taglist -> @chisakitsubaki @mkirina

this is a @aquatik & @lovely-josuke collab

[tateasbo]

wammu really be out there standing proud at 6'6" of pure deliciousness, respectfulness, bulky fit and big titties and you want me to act like a civilized person

[mothhoneybuns]

Ceaser zeppelie bubble- idk how you spell his name

[multifandomhellhole]

Is it bad I just want to dom Caesar from Jojo? Idk I just want to dom his womanizing ass and show him who’s boss.

I 100 PERCENT UNDERSTAND,DOMING WOMANIZERS IS SO HOT GOD DAMN!!!

seeing him flirt with women like nothing one after another makes me think hes unsatisfied with how they are in bed. But once he meets you, a woman who scoffs at his flirts, who turns the tables and purrs in his ear, ditches him mid date for another pretty man(Joseph) hes enraptured. Your harsh words and strong personality remind him of lisa lisa but in a much more sexual way. He knows that you'll break him, abuse his body and ego, use him like the whore he is. But most importantly will expose his deep desire to be owned. Hell hes already hard when you glare, eyelashes fluttering when you growl insults in his ear. His jerking back when you slap his ass, crying out your name from alleys where any person or past fling could see/hear him. Now if your a hamon user hes even more whipped, expect him to want you to test his limits and use creative forms of sex.

[go-dark-turtle]

(This is for @leftsidebonfire for winning my Saucy N Spicy raffle event. This fan fiction does contain Joseph x Caesar so if you arent a fan please dont read. The Female reader is Jocasta so let's all pretend that's our name.

As always I have a Saucy N Spicy warning if you don't want to read further

Onwards to the fan fiction and please let me know your thoughts thanks~)

It's Fun N Bubbles.  

(A part 2 Joseph Joestar x Caesar Zeppeli x fem reader fanfiction)

EXTRA Saucy n Spicy~

(WARNING THIS DOES CONTAIN CAEJOSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. Okay thanks :P) 

 

"Alright that's enough! Dismissed!" Lisa Lisa called on you all. 

You, Caesar and Joseph were practicing focusing your hamon powers on your fingertips holding your whole body up. You all collapsed laying over each other out of breath. 

"Ugh get your sweaty ass off me JoJo!" Caesar, disgusted , pushed the British man off him. 

"Oi don't touch me with your sweaty hands Caesar chan!" Joseph barked back.

You sighed as they started to bicker, you stood in front of them and sighed "Maybe it's about time we freshen up and maybe we can play poker later or something. Please get along. I hate to see you fight." 

They both looked down to you and felt bad that their little spat made you sad. Caesar caressed your cheek. 

"Ah Jocasta, my darling I'm sorry our fighting made you sad. I hope you can forgive me." Caesar stared into your eyes and smiled softly. You install melted on the spot 

"Ugh, casanova at it again." Joseph pushed him out the way and held your hand " I'm so sorry for Caesar being rude to you I hope you can excuse his behaviour." 

You sheepish grin as Caesar slowly approached him and dragged him away, you sighed again seeing them fight and you went back to your quarters. 

"Ugh I wanted to talk to her and you had to show off didn't you!" Caesar pouted 

"Heh, like you have a chance with her. It's me who is gonna win her over" Joseph winked and gathered his gloves from the ledge. "See ya later Caesar chan" 

Caesar's eyes followed him out the room and he realised he was going the wrong way. 

" Hey JoJo, you dumbass, you are going the wrong way!" Caesar threw a towel at him in the hallway.

"Heh, I know I wanted to check out some.... entertainment, wanna join me?" Joseph winked 

"This better not be another prank of yours JoJo I swear if it is... You will be sorry" Caesar folded his arms and glared at him. 

"As if I would do that Caesar chan~" Joseph stuck out his tongue and winked at him again. 

"Ugh, stop doing that!" Caesar punched his head

"OWWWW! Why you! Hrmph... I'll let you away with that... Come on lets goooooo" Joseph grabbed Caesar's arm and ran down the hallway. 

Meanwhile, you sighed as you dipped your hand into the running bath, checking that the temperature was just right. You smiled and removed your tank top and jeans and carefully stepped into the bath. The water felt so comforting the bubbles all around you, closing your eyes you tilted your head back and enjoyed the warmth easing your tired bones. 

"Look, isn't this great Caesar chan?" Joseph peeked in the crack of the door

"It would be if I could see. Out the way" Caesar nudged him out the way "Oh my, my, what a beautiful sight to behold." 

"You ass! This was my idea, remember so wait your turn!" Joseph nudged him out the way and looked in again "Oh yes, oh those bubbles are so lucky..." 

You giggle and you call out to them "You know I can hear you fighting out there, you better get in here before you get caught." 

Joseph and Caesar look at each other and scramble in the room and their jaws drop to the ground seeing you surrounded with bubbles. Their eyes sparkled and they both looked like they saw a tasty chocolate cake on display. 

"I see you've both stopped fighting, I hope it stays that way. So might you want to tell me why you were spying on me having a bath?" You smirked and raised your legs as you crossed them in the bath. 

The both of them looked at each other and started to blame the other for spying. 

"You know I could call on Lisa Lisa and tell her you sneaked all the way down here...." You smirked at the boys.

The boys paused and clasped their hands together and pleaded to you not to tell. "Please please don't let Lisa lisa know we've been up to no good. It's not our fault we both think you are so beautiful." Caesar placed his hands to his knees and bowed his head. 

"Caesar Chan is right, can you really blame us. But please don't tell Lisa Lisa, we'll do anything we promise." Joseph covered his face with his hands.  

"Hmmm." You smirked even more "Anything you say? Well alright then." 

You readjusted in the bath and folded your arms over your chest, there was a small opening in the bubbles that the boys got to see a cheeky peak of your chest. 

"OH WHOA!" Joseph's eyes shined with excitement. 

"MUMMA MIA!" Caesar joined Joseph in marveling at the cheeky display.

"Hm, I see you're both keen but here's what I would like for you both to do. It's just a simple request. I would like to see you both kiss. Just one kiss tongues and all and I'll keep my mouth shut." You winked 

"Wait you want me to kiss that casanova while you watch? Why?" Joseph fell back on his butt. 

"You are serious aren't you?" Caesar raised his eyebrow and questioned you 

"Oh yes, so get to it or else" You picked up a bell by the bath side table and raised your eyebrows and smirked. 

"WAIT OKAY OKAY WE'LL  DO IT DON'T RING IT!" Caesar stood up and flinched.

[CAEJOSE WARNING FOLLOWED BY SAUCY N SPICY WARNING] 

Caesar walked up to Joseph and held his hand and blushed slightly. You while in the bath had a smirk and was liking where this was going while clasping your hands. Joseph saw how you reacted and knew that you were going to enjoy this. Joseph threaded his fingers into Caesar's and looked deep into his emerald eyes. 

He whispered "Hey just relax and follow my lead." 

Caesar blushed and got flustered "AH JoJo what are you doing..." 

Caesar was cut off with Joseph gently gripping his waist and pressed his body against his. Joseph tilted the Italian's chin upwards and grinned 

"Next you'll say Joseph please be gentle this is my first time with you" Joseph smirked 

"Joseph please be gentle this is my... '' Caesar was caught off guard. 

Joseph grinned even more and kissed Ceasar right on the lips and started to rub his hip to relax him more. Caesar blushed and closed his eyes, the rubbing sensation on his hip felt so good. Joseph hummed as he saw Caesar was under his control and he glanced over to you. seeing your eyes were fixed on them both and you gasped for more to happen, Joseph raised the stakes a little. Joseph ran his hand down Caesar's thigh, the blondes eyes sprung opened and he looked at Joseph

"What are you doing?! Aren't we supposed to kiss?!" Caesar was shocked 

"Yes, but someone is a little excited by our display" Joseph winked at him. 

They looked over to you and your eyes filled with excitement and lust for them both you nodded for them to continue. Joseph smirked, he looked at Caesar and kissed down his neck. 

"Ah JoJo I.. had no idea you could pull these moves off..." Caesar softly cried out his cheeks flared up again. 

You bit your lip and enjoyed the action "Ah please don't stop on my behalf I want you both to have fun." 

"Heh, heh, I hope we will get a nice reward for our little display~" Joseph smirked as he reached under Caesar's shirt and pinched his nipple. 

"AHH! JoJo. Please be gentle." Caesar closed his eyes tightly feeling the sudden pinch on his nipple. 

"Hmm sounds like to me Caesar chan you are enjoying that aren't you?" Joseph smirked 

Caesar smacked his hand and glared at him, pushed him to the ground and pinned his hands to the floor. 

"Who said you could be in control?" Caesar's eyes glared over him 

"Ah caesar chan let's talk about this...." Joseph started to sweat. 

You on the other hand held your chest and sat forward seeing Caesar on top of Joseph, you licked your lips with excitement. 

"Hush now JoJo. We need to keep Jocasta happy otherwise we will be in trouble, so just relax and enjoy this moment." Caesar tilted his face to the side and slowly winked at Joseph 

Joseph couldn't help but fall for his charm and blushed. "All I ask is don't be so rough..." 

Caesar grabed Joseph's hand and held it to his chest "I wouldn't even dream of it. JoJo I'll be gentle with you~" 

Caesar started to slowly suck on Joseph's fingers which in turn made him blush and gasp softly. Caesar looked up to Jocasta and grinned. She was loving that Caesar was in control and wanted his lips on her body. She gently pressed her thumbs into her nipples and circled them as she continued to watch on. 

Caesar slowly caressed Joseph's face and planted a kiss right on his lips. A slight moan escaped his lips before Caesar sealed his lips over the British man's. Caesar, feeling more confident, quickly brought his hand down to Joseph's belt buckle and in one quick swift, woosh, off came his belt. He pulled from the kiss and looked at you again and got on all fours in front of Joseph. 

"Um Caesar chan what in the world are you doing?" Joseph for once was on edge unable to know what was going on in the Italian's mind. 

 "Mmm, just relax for me Mio Caro, leave the rest to me." Caesar grinned and looked at his zip. 

You bit your lip excited to see what Caesar had in mind, Caesar licked his lips and reached forward and gently bit the zip to Joseph's jeans and pulled it down he hooked his fingers inwards of the waistband and pulled them down in one fast motion. 

"Oh my JoJo so naughty you didn't wear any underwear. Do you see how naughty he is, Jocasta?" Caesar wiggled his eyebrows at you. 

You softly moaned and gasped seeing Joseph's length spring out from his jeans. Caesar held it gently in his hands and Joseph moaned loudly. 

"My, my looks like you are both excited aren't you? So naughty. Are you going to sit in that bathtub all day or are you going to help me out?" Caesar winked at you and titled his face to show off his smug smile. 

You raised your eyebrow and smirked back "Only because Joseph needs our attention, though I don't appreciate your attitude. On your knees now"   

You stepped out of the bath and walked behind Caesar and slowly pulled off his headband and tied his arms back.

You tiled his head back by gripping his hair and you whispered in his ear "Do as you are told or you will be punished."

He nodded a thousand times and obeyed "Good. Glad to see you are behaving now. I trust you will make sure Joseph is satisfied, yes?" 

He nodded again and he lowered himself to Joseph's length and kissed his tip gently, you smirked and bit your lip hearing the soft licking sounds Caesar made  and Joseph's heavy breathing. 

"And as for you Joseph, you can satisfy me. I want nothing but the best, understand?" You winked at him. 

Joseph winked back " You got it babe. Hop on board the Joestar express~"  

You smirked and rested your knees either side of his shoulder and sat on his chest gently. You looked down to him and played with your nipples. He grunted with Caesar pleasuring his length and held your hips. 

"Beg for me to sit on your face." You were determined and looked at Caesar worshipping Joseph's member.  

"Please Jocasta sit on my face and I'll send you into overdrive" He bit his lip and looked up to you with lustful eyes moaning softly

Hearing him begging for you softly you lifted your hips and gently lowered yourself to his face. He smiled and closed his eyes and could smell your sweet tangy juices, he slowly lapped them up as you clencthed your fist on the ground and bucked into him slowly. 

"MMMmmmm. Just like that don't let up." You looked behind and noticed Caesar stopping for a breather.

 Annoyed, you leaned back exposing your nub for Joseph to pleasure and you gripped Caesar's hair " I told you to do as you're told now get back to it." 

You pushed his head down on Joseph's length Caesar moaned softly and bucked his own hips. He took the whole of Joseph in his mouth, you smirked and grind your hips more for Joseph's tongue to get to work. 

"AAaahhh I'm going to..." You gripped Joseph's arms and creamed into his mouth and you slowly crawled off him. 

You sat to the side, playing with yourself, you were excited as you  watched Caesar still tied up sucking on Joseph deeply and Joseph holding his head he was near to explosion. 

"Ahh ahh caesar please slow down I'm going to..." Joseph leaned his head back and cried out. 

"Caesar stop!" You demanded.

He paused and looked at you, smirking at the blonde you held his tied up arms forward and helped him to his feet. you ushered Joseph to come over too.

"I can't wait anymore. I need you both, bit Caesar chan. You are still naughty so you wont get untied so i guess a little teamwork comes into play here. if you can both work together you can both fuck me." You smirked and caressed both their faces. 

"Are you thinking what I am thinking about Caesar chan?" Joseph smirked and his length was back at its peak. 

"Heh, you know it, for once I'll follow your lead, JoJo." Caesar smirked and he was ready and waiting for some action. 

You smirked as they approached you on either side, Caesar with his arms still tied behind him nodded to Joseph, the british young man, hoisted your hips and faced you towards caesar. 

"if you don't mind sweetheart, you could hang onto caesar chan. I'll support you from here. caesar it's all you." Joseph grinned and he pushed his chest into your back. 

You leaned forward and wrapped your arms around Caesar's neck. Joseph lifted your butt and guided you to Caesar's length. Caesar moaned as he entered your front. You rested your head into the crook of his shoulder and he slowly and gently bucked his hips into you. You softly moaned his name. 

"That's it, tesoro, call out for me and enjoy the pleasure." Caesar nuzzled his face next to yours as he continued on. 

"Hey wait a minute, don't forget I helped too right," Joseph smirked. "Get ready" 

He rubbed your butt cheeks and spread them wide and bit his lip seeing the fantastic view before him, he rubbed himself and lined it up to the opening. 

"This might be a bit of a tight fit. Caesar keep her relaxed for me." Joseph prodded against the opening 

You moaned loudly and Caesar whispered "Please enjoy our pleasures, I will be as gentle as I can for you." 

Joseph slowly entered your ass and you screamed out in pleasure, Joseph held your hips and started to pound you quickly while Caesar was slow and steady in the front. Overwhelmed with both pleasures you felt dizzy. 

"Ahh, Joseph, Caesar, you both feel so good. Please unleash yourselves within me. I'm going crazy!" You moaned loudly. 

"You heard her Joseph let's do this then shall we" Caesar looked up to him 

Joseph smirked "Heh, heh, let's go Caesar chan." 

You dug your nails into Caesar's back as they both thrust their hips into you, you moaned and squealed loudly for them. They both got so excited they moaned softly and then they both unleashed their wave at the same time. 

You all collapsed to the ground and you all snuggled into each other. 

"I believe that little session was needed don't you agree boys?" You grinned 

"Heh, most definitely." Joseph snuggled his face into your right breast. 

"And it was worth all the pain from training." Caesar snuggled into the left breast. 

You all smiled, cuddling and all feeling loved. 

THE END. 

[kabootarandishaan]

Hmmm mmm.....Why not an adorable Ceasar Zeppeli headcanon with a reader that just can't help but to make cheesy puns/jokes?

Caesar Headcanon

A/N: First request!! I really hope you enjoy it love! I was planning on doing a Caesar headcanon eventually so this ended up working out great! Anyways it worked out the reader is gender neutral so E for everyone!

-Bold. That was one word most people would use to describe Caesar Zeppeli. 

-He wasn't afraid to say exactly what he thought. Although it would mostly manifest as flirtations, he still didn't hesitate when it came to seeing someone he liked. He liked seeing how people reacted to his words, his touches. He loved seeing people blush in response to his advances.

-That's why he was caught off guard when you came along. Your cheesy sense of humor and love for puns made it easy for you and Joseph to hit it off. It all started when he helped you in a fight. After being all battered and bruised you posed a joke.

-"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?" Joseph looked at you wide-eyed. "He's all right now." You both burst into a fit of laughter and since then you were buddies. So when he introduced you to Caesar you didn't hold back.

-Joseph told you he was a flirt so you made it your goal to give him a taste of his own medicine. "Hey Caesar, aside from being sexy, what else do you do?" At first he would roll his eyes at your sad attempts at pick up lines but he grew to like them. Maybe he was even starting to look forward to them

-Every day you'd come at him with a new line hoping to get some sort of reaction. You'd gotten used to the scoffs and eye rolls, and even if you didn't wanna admit it you were a little disappointed he wasn't picking up at your hints. One day you stopped, then it became a week and Caesar didn't fail to notice how all you gave him now and then was a smile or a nod. He pulled you aside one day to ask what was wrong.

-"Caesar Zeppeli you call yourself a flirt but you couldn't even pick up on any of my attempts to hit on you." You told him, irritated. He gave a little chuckle before turning your chin towards him."Cara, I'm sorry to disappoint you. How about I make it up to you. Do you like raisins amore?" You looked at him, eyebrows knitted in confusion.

-"How do you feel about a date?" He wiggled his eyebrows and gave you a smirk. You shook your head and gave his chest a light smack. "You're gonna get your license suspended for driving me crazy." You couldn't help but get the last word. You looked up to see him gazing at you, a softness in his eyes.

-He grabbed your chin once more this time slowly inching forward. You eagerly closed the distance by crashing your lips to his. You pulled away to see a slight redness over his cheeks. You smiled to yourself knowing that you made "The Caesar Zeppeli" blush.