#cd: fmk

[chancedarling]

FMK: Darcy, Baski, Zaid

We can't just kill all of them? Okay... Fine...

Fuck Darcy. She's off the grid, but that woman is full of energy. I think she'd definitely be the adventurous type. It'd probably be like licking a battery, full of static that gives you a buzz.

Kill Zaid because he's a two-faced twat.

I guess marry Baski. Jeyzuz...

@little-baski @darcyxpalmer @zaidshair

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[carpeadria]

fmk david chace dylan

f- @dylan-cd

M @tennantcd

K @crawfordcd

[sp00kymulderr]

Congratulations on 2K followers! That is 2K people who've been touched by your writing and your kindness and that is amazing ❤️

✨ fmk--- hehe I'm going to start this ask with pure violence. FMK, Ezra, Joel Miller and Dieter Bravo 😈

🎧 what song do you associate with me? I'm curious. Spellbound by Siouxsie and the Banshees makes me think of you.

📝 self rec -- Persistence this is probably my favorite thing I've ever written. It's Ezra x f!reader but it is an AU that I don't know how to explain or properly tag. What if one of them is dead? What if both of them are dead? What if no one is dead?

Hi J! Thank you so much, I'm forever grateful to have a wonderful talented moot like you for such a while now!

First of all, Persistence was GORGEOUS. I'm sure I read it before but it got lost in the ether, so I'm so glad you brought it up here and I got to experience that again.

 “—-love you anyway.”             “I love you too,” says Ezra, tears flowing free, and he hears you inhale like you mean to say more and the call drops.

Absolutely broke me. And the ending. Oh, it was so beautiful and heartfelt.

As for the FMK - mean but manageable for me! Fucking Ezra because isn't that the dream? 🫠 Marrying Dieter because he is my baby boy and unfortunately my obsession. Killing Joel oops, but he doesn't stand a chance against the others for me lol.

Now the song! First of all, Spellbound is one of my FAVES!! When I was getting in to my goth phase as a young teen my dad used to burn me cds full of old school goth adjacent music and that was one of the songs that really struck a chord with me back then! For you, Apprentice of the Universe by Pure Reason Revolution - it's also an Ezra song for me and so also makes me think of you of course!

[katycatkpxo]

fmk your last 3 exes

F: Chris ( @pinecd )

M: Henry ( @carpecavill )

K: Franco ( @jfranco-cd )

[carpewest]

fmk last three texted

F @carpelyndsy

M @margot-cd

K my agent

[carpezachary]

fmk Lucy hailee zoey

F: Hailee ( @haizways-cd)

M: Zoey ( @carpezoeyd)

K(iss): Lucy ( @prettylittlelucygoose)

[carsonxbot]

fmk: billie joe armstrong, wyatt, sam smith

“What?” Are you trying to kill me?! It took him a little too long to decide. When he did, it was all in a rush. “Fuck Billie, marry Wyatt and kiss Sam. I’m sorry, but I’m not killing an icon.”

[ddejavvu]

share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with

w the marauders !

share a car with sirius, i know he'd put the best music into the cd player and he'd always get us a prime parking spot

share a bank account with remus, i don't trust any of the others with my money

share a cake with james, he'd smear it all over my cheeks and then kiss it off <3

send me fmk alternatives!!

[carpecarlos]

fmk megan Margot gal

f: @margot-cd

m: @foxxcd

k: @cdgadot

[reidsaurora]

#8 Hotch, Spencer, Derek

hi, Angie! idk why tumblr never told me you left anything in my box so i'm apologizing that i'm just now answering this 😂❤️

8. share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with. ⇓

Share a car with ⇒ this was a tough one but i think I'm gonna go with Spencer! i was originally gonna say Derek bc i feel like he's super chill about aux privileges but then i reconsidered my options and felt Spencer was best and now i'm gonna tell you why! so, Spencer's car (though we've only seen it twice i believe) looks v old and vintage to me. my dream car is a Beetle so his car is kind of in the same realm as my aesthetic. secondly, i feel like it he would at least have a somewhat updated radio that at least plays CDs, i happen to have a somewhat vast collection of CDs so i think he'd let me play some of them cough cough Harry's House when i finally get a chance to buy it. plus i don't think he's a driving snob, i think we'd share the wheel equally and he wouldn't be one of those people that's like 😠 my car, my rules 😠

Share a bank account with ⇒ i feel like this is a given for anyone with these options but imma say Hotch. he makes the most out of all the BAU members (to my knowledge, don't quote me on it tho), plus i feel like one of his love languages is gift giving so he'd be open to giving me money anyway lol

Share a cake with ⇒ welp, i guess that leaves a one Derek Morgan! no but in all serious, me and bestie (@theghouligan) headcanoned that Derek's fav cake would be cheesecake and my personal fav is cheesecake too so i feel like we could share one of those chocolate swirl cheesecakes together and have a fun time 🥰

also since i'm here, i'm gonna headcanon the other boys' favorite cakes as well. (1) i think Spence would either like carrot cake my other personal fav or red velvet. (2) Hotch is a devil's food cake stan and i cannot be convinced otherwise.

Thank you for the fun question, Angie! Sorry I wandered into the rabbit hole near the end but I still.had fun regardless 🤣

put three names + a number in my box (fmk alternatives)

[redroomwidows]

300 Followers!

Some of you may know that I hit 300 followers a while back but never got around to a celebration. So i’m back, doing exactly the same celebration I did for my 200 followers since I did a poll and lots of you wanted a sleepover. 

just a little thank you. I honestly really appreciate all the followers and everyone who enjoys my content!

starting: 25th of June 5pm GMT+1  | ending: 27th of June 4am GMT +1

status: currently happening

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☕️fmk

(fuck, marry, kill) i’m pretty sure you guys know the drill, just send in three characters.

🎭 come rant to me

want to just scream and get something off your chest? use my ask box!

🎹 come chat to me

want to just come and talk about something you love, or ask me random questions? go ahead!

🎞 recommend a movie/tv show to me and i’ll tell you if i’ve watched it

self explanatory. If I have watched it, feel free to talk about it with me!

📀ask me anything and i’ll respond with a voice recording

this includes all of the above! (not bellow though) just send a cd next to the emoji and i’ll respond with my actual voice.

📺 ship me with a character

send me a character you ship me with and a reason why if you want!

📻cast your mutuals

Send me a fandom or specific list of characters or TV show or movie, and I’ll cast my mutuals as people. 

🎙send in a headcanon for a character and i’ll expand on it

it can be a long one, short one, whatever, i just wanna hear what you guys have to say!

💡 send me a fic title and maybe a character and i’ll tell you what i’d write

i’m really excited for this, send in a fic title and i’ll write a little blurb!

📝 blurbs

send me a small blurb idea and i’ll write it out

🎬 ships

send in a random fact about yourself or anything you want and i’ll ship you with someone and give you a headcanon! (please specify fandom and if it’s harry potter related, please give me your hogwarts house.).

fandoms i write for and accept ships for: hp lightning era, hp marauders era, mcu, doctor who.

tagging some mutuals:

@wizardwheezes @peterssweetpea @astroninaaa @capwogers @bwbatta @bathed-in-lilac @nancybycrs @wnterwidows​

[carpeadria]

fmk: sydney, elizabeth, liam

F @carpehemsworth

M @carpeolsen

K @sydney-cd

[daughterofhecata]

1 with brittany, hugenay and dr franklin

2 with skinny, dylan & calhoon (again, i know, but fun!)

4 with cotta, goodween & morton

5 with justus, peter & bob

...as to properly distract, some weird/(hopefully) hard ones ^^ sending u lots of love 😘

Oooooh so many, thank you, i love you 😘

Hmmm shit, i don't want to kill Hugenay???? I guess shoot Clarissa (because a) poetic justice, she made her boyfriend shoot Justus and b) i want to make sure that bitch stays dead), drown Brittany (as in, throw her off a cliff or something into some body of water and hope she doesn't get out) and stab Hugenay (sorry, baby. But also the homoerotic undertones of stabbing xD)

I don't want to share a flat with any of them tbh xD but I think fist fight Calhoon (even though that's probably a massively bad idea and I might die), get drunk with Skinny and share a flat with Dylan, because unlike a certain dumpster fire he at least has a regular job and can probably actually pay his share of the rent.

....write a book with Goodween, read a book to Cotta and hit Morton with a book. I'm so sorry Morton, but I would love to write about the Three Investigators bullshit from Goodweens point of view, and I want to read poetry to Cotta while sitting somewhere nice and quiet (despite the fact that I'm barely good at reading poetry to myself, let alone out loud).

Six hour road trip with Bob (we'd probably find enough to talk about, and we definitely could agree on music - yeah it says 'no car radio' but radio=/=CDs, right?), six hour flight next to Peter (we might get on each other's nerves with the adhd restlessness but i think it could be a lot of fun. Also we could watch bad horror movies together!) and six hour train ride across from Justus (best position to get into a lot of weird discussions and arguments, i think? would love to debate with him about obscure topics)

[FMK alternatives]

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

fmk kirei kiritsugu tokiomi (unholy trinity of Dads)

whyyyyyy

okay. sigh. well all of them suck, without question! kiritsugu is the only descent one, as person, but he’s also a really shitty husband lmao and an all around downer. like. I don’t think I could deal with that shit. but also I don’t want to kill him. meanwhile kirei’s insane and tokiomi is just horrible.......

okay kill tokiomi, he’s generally unpleasant. he unilaterally decides to sell sakura to worm direction. and in an audio cd we hear him chide his wife for leaving the house for two seconds to look for rin when she’s missing!

marry kiritsugu, it would suck! but I guess he can just mope on his own?

and uh yeah I guess hold my nose and fuck kirei... I guess. I’d be tempted to kill him instead of tokiomi but like I said in a previous ask, at least fucking kirei would probably be... interesting in some way? I’m at least intrigued in a clinical way whereas fucking tokiomi would probably just be repulsive lmfao

let’s play fuck, marry, kill!

[carpeaskars]

fmk: cara, dianna, shay

F: Shay ( @carpeshay )

M: Dianna ( @dianna-cd )

K: Cara ( @delevingnecd )