#ccfanfic

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Quick backstory: this is an expanded summary for my interpretation of the vinyl order of Galaktikon II's lyrics that I was working on since late 2017, for a fan comic to compensate for the then-cancellation - before finding out that a movie was in the works! Just as the mini series was planned to be, it's 6 parts - going over every potential plot point and loose ends/ questions left from previous seasons - with some written dialogue & art inspos/ tableaux (featuring beautiful covers & arts done by the fantastic @papabigtoes).

EPISODE SUMMARY:

With their rhythm guitarist back safe and sound, Abigail fills in their old manager’s role while Dethklok begins getting to grips with their new powers. Meanwhile, something else entirely different and sinister begins to brew within their bassist, William Murderface.

(Songs featured: SOME DAYS ARE FOR DYING & NIGHTMARE).

[starmxnn]

"And thinking back upon those days

Way way back when I was young

I was such a little shit 'cause I was always on the run

Well, you know just what they say

That "just like father than like son"

Don't delude me with your sympathy

‘Cause I can do this on my own”

Or a fic in which we follow Albus and Scorpius through their seven years at Hogwarts, including the Cursed Child plotline and beyond.

Hi all! I have posted the prequel to my Scorbus fic which can be found here - it’s going to be slow burn and long but I hope you join me for the ride as we watch these two best friends fall in love.

[camptheday]

~Under the misletoe~

It’s finally here! The first chapter of the Christmas fic has arrived: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27613271

This is a shout out to 1. all of my Instagram pals that helped me out in writing this 2. The lovely user @forestwater87 for being the blog that started my love for Gwenvid and inspired me to write/ draw it!

The next chapter should be out this week, and I’ll give the first chapter a few more read overs in the mean time!

[migleefulmoments]

"D should have said no. I find it disrespectful to the very people that made him famous. Not to mention the very fans that support him despite everything. And yes I get he probably was told and I’m sure contracts were negotiated by his ridiculous manager." And back to the same litany as usual lol I thought this time she would just blame Darren for not acting according to the ccfanfic she created.

OMG..I haven’t read that one yet.  Hilarious.  Always goes back to the tried and true. WHYYYYYYY does Darren keeping singing these contracts 

[soigneetcharmant]

another fic i found laying around on my laptop. i couldn't think of a way to finish it so i added the last sentence. crisscolfer. pg-13. ~1,000 words.

Darren didn’t believe in labels. He didn’t care what people thought. That’s why he decided it didn’t matter to him whether he fell in love with a woman or a man. He’d decided that early on, towards the end of middle school when he’d hear talk about hot girls in the cafeteria, and later hot boys at play rehearsal. And he enjoyed both conversations. If he’d have to pick a label, he’d choose pansexual. He’d found that in the dictionary his sophomore year of high school, and decided it was perfectly appropriate. That was the year he’d came out to his parents and Chuck too, and they were all supportive and happy with whoever he brought home. His mother would always pinch their cheeks, his father would pat them on the back, they’d have a nice home cooked dinner, and Chuck would crack jokes.

Through college he’d had a few boyfriends, but he’d also had girlfriends. It wasn’t a big deal to him, and all his friends thought it fit him. He was Darren Everett Criss, labels just didn’t work for him. But during those four years, he thought a lot about what he’d have to say if his fantasy became true and he became a famed actor or musician. The media would force him to choose- gay or straight. There was no “bisexual” or “pansexual” according to the media. You had to pick a team and stick to it. When he and Joey and Brian and Walker and Moses and the Langs and all them did the Harry Potter musical, and it was met with success from the fandom, he realized that this was the moment he’d have to choose. Luckily, people hadn’t seen much of him to make any assumption other than the typical theatre-gay stereotype, but he’d had to deal with that his whole life in Michigan anyway. No one asked, he didn’t say anything.

Until Glee came along.

And with Glee came Chris Colfer.

And with Chris came love.

Darren had thought he’d been in love before. Girls and guys. A few people in high school. Lauren, two weeks freshman year. Joey, on and off his senior year. Julia, eight months junior year. But he realized that it wasn’t actually love. Not compared to what he felt for Chris.

Not at first, of course. Darren would admit that he did have a bit of a crush on Chris when he’d watched Glee in his dorm room. Joey could attest to that, the amount of… well, noises he’d hear every Tuesday or Wednesday. But that was an unattainable thing at the time. But when he got the job, well, everything fell to shit. In the best possible way.

About two weeks into filming he realized he was actually truly one-hundred-percent in love with Chris. He was funny and smart and beautiful- more than he realized by watching him on a 20 inch screen. His voice was amazing, he knew of Darren.

That was when he knew he couldn’t hide anymore. But he couldn’t come out either- it was too early in his career, he wasn’t yet in a relationship, and Michael and Ricky would kill him. The more ambiguous he stayed, the way he saw it, the better off he was. He didn’t even believe in labels, so why stick one on him? Of course, the media would misconstrue everything, but Chris was still unattainable. They’d been out to dinner a couple times, but nothing as more than friends. That’s what Darren wanted.

He found himself, his first month into filming, asking Chris out. It was awkward, to say the least. He stammered and blushed his whole way through it. Chris wasn’t as surprised as he thought he’d be, at least about the gay/straight/pan dynamic. If anything surprised him, it was that Darren was asking him out- he still saw himself as a dorky, chubby, and completely unsexy.

So they started dating. And it was then Darren realized it was really time to come out. He didn’t want to hide anything from the public; he thought they deserved to know. So he brought it to the attention of Michael and Ricky, who promptly told him no. They said he’d lose roles, that it was dangerous.

And Darren said screw them. But deep down he knew they were right. When he brought it up to Chris, Chris agreed that Darren should stay in the closet for his own safety. He reminded Darren that he’d been the anomaly, coming out so early in his career, and he was lucky things went fairly well with him, but that it wasn’t the case for everyone.

Darren cried that night. He cried onto Chris’s shoulder, his lap. He curled up in a ball and Chris wrapped his arms around him, whispering into his ear.

He had no idea what to do with his life. It was all so difficult. He was proud of being with Chris, proud of being different, but he also loved working in music and acting. And he’d failed to mention anything regarding sexuality before, but the media took it as “straight guy playing gay,” and if he came out that could mess everything up because people would claim something along the lines of “playing gay turned him gay” or some random thing that didn’t make sense like that and it was so difficult and he just wanted to be with Chris forever and

Breathe.

He’d had a panic attack, but he felt Chris’s warm arms around him and it calmed him a little.

But it was just so difficult. Michael and Ricky insisted on hiring Mia as a beard, and he couldn’t stand her. Everything just pissed him off. All he wanted was Chris, and after red carpets he often found himself locked in a bathroom stall crying and calling Chris. He wanted out- literally.

When they decided that the “chemistry” between Mia and Darren was off, they made him reinforce his sexuality at every given opportunity, even when it wasn’t relevant. “So what’s it like playing a gay character as a straight man?” they’d ask, and it took every fiber of his being to say “Actually, Chris Colfer’s dick is in my ass almost every night. Screw you.”

That’s why, when they were filming, he was relieved. He could do anything that felt natural for Kurt and Blaine- stolen kisses, ass-staring. It was glorious, those few hours each day he could be in public with Chris. Then they’d run to the trailer- Chris’s trailer, they mostly shared now- and everyone knew not to bother them.

Holidays were split between the Criss home and the Colfer home. Chuck loved Chris and Hannah loved Darren. Their families got along quite well, and whenever Chris happened to be in San Francisco he’d stop by for a dinner. When Darren was in Clovis – which was less often – he did the same. Chris’s parents came to Darren’s show in LA, Darren’s went to Chris’s book signings in San Francisco. The two of them were practically married.

And one day, they will be.

[landofcolferandcriss]

Prompt- Darren catches his and Chris' daughter making out with a girl

Words- 935

Warnings- None

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Darren walked up the stairs to their daughter’s room. He and Chris had just put dinner on the table for Cassie and her friend, and the yelling up the stairs appeared not to have had the desired effect.  He reached the door and opened it slightly.

“Cass! Dinner is on the-“Darren stopped abruptly when he saw his daughter lying underneath the apparent ‘friend’ as the other girl placed kisses along Cassie’s neck. Both of the girls leapt apart when they realised Darren was there. Cassie’s mouth was wide open and her friend was looking at her feet and trying to adjust her blouse. Darren looked between the two and smirked a little. “I’ve missed something, haven’t I?”

Cassie huffed and opened her mouth as if to speak but promptly shut it. Darren shook his head and turned to leave before looking back. “We’ll talk later, honey. Sarah, you’re more than welcome to stay for dinner if you wish”. The other girl, Sarah, nodded and spoke quietly. “Is it okay if I stay, Mr Colfer-Criss? I told my mum I would have eaten.”

“Sure, sweetie. Now, sort yourselves out and try to look a little less um..debauched? Be down in two minutes.” Darren laughed and walked back down the stairs. He smiled to himself and walked up to his beautiful husband who was making drinks on the counter. Darren wrapped his arms around Chris’ waist and whispered into his ear.

“Be nice to Sarah. She could be around for a while. Also we need to chat to Cassie later.” Chris span round so quickly Darren was nearly knocked off balance.

“What do you mean?” Chris asked quickly and Darren laughed at the shock on Chris’ face.

“Oh nothing.” Darren said nonchalantly.  

“Darren Everett Colfer-Criss, I swear to god if you don’t tell me want that meant, I will stab you with a knife.”

“Violence, my love, is never the answer.” Darren said. Chris reached behind him and grabbed a spatula. He then waved it in front of Darren causing a laugh to erupt from the other man.

“Darren.” Chris said warningly.

“Oh, you know, I just caught the two of them making out” Darren turned to walk away only to be pulled backwards by Chris and have the spatula land on his nose.

“You did what, now?” But just as Chris spoke the two girls slowly opened the door. Darren turned to smile at them both whilst Chris was still giving death glares to Darren.  The girls blushes had died down slightly and gestured to them both to sit at the table.

“Umm...Daddy? Why are you waving a spatula at Papa?” Cassie asked curiously as she looked at her dads.

“He was just...He was being rude. As usual.” Chris slowly put the utensil down whilst death glaring Darren. Darren smiled like a goof and walked over to sit at the table.

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The meal passed without event and the two girls kept looking at each other nervously. Darren decided not to mention it because if it turns out that the two of them are dating, Darren didn’t want to make them feel pressured. Throughout the meal Chris alternated between staring daggers and Darren and glancing between Sarah and Cassie.

Eventually, Sarah left and Darren ushered Chris away so that the two girls could say goodbye to each other properly. Darren planned to talk with Cassie as soon as Sarah had left. While they were waiting Chris cornered Darren and demanded an explanation. Darren told Chris exactly what he had found which resulted in Chris pacing the room nervously whilst waiting for Cassie. Darren tried to calm him but Chris shrugged him off and continued pacing which caused Darren to laugh.

Eventually Cassie slowly opened the door to the living room and Chris walked straight towards her.

“Why didn’t you tell us you were gay? You know we would love you no matter what. I’m sure she is lovely. Cassie, you should know that you can talk to us about anything. God knows, me and your Papa have been through it all. You should-“Suddenly Chris stopped talk as Cassie wrapped her arms around him.

“Daddy, I didn’t tell you because I didn’t really know. Papa literally walked in on mine and Sarah’s first kiss.” Chris’ lips formed an ‘o’ shape as he realised what had happened and Darren murmured something from behind Chris. “What?” Cassie looked at her father over Chris’ shoulder.

“I was just saying, that it was a pretty intense first kiss, or something like that anyway.” Cassie rolled her eyes and broke apart from Chris.

“You know I love you both. I would tell you something that big if I knew for god’s sake. But I didn’t but now I do. So hey, Papa? Daddy? I figure I’m pansexual. I hope you’ll accept because if not you’re both hypocrites.” Both of her dads laughed and Darren stepped forward to kiss her forehead.

“Well, we both hope that you and Sarah are very happy but god, will I kill her if she hurts you.” Darren said, looking very serious.

“I will assist.” Chris added and Cassie just rolled her eyes.

“Oh my god, guuyyysss. We might not even be dating.”

“Well, from what I saw it seemed pretty serious” Darren stated as he smirked at Cassie

“Shut up.” Cassie said quickly before blushing and turning around. “Now, let’s watch some TV.” Bother of her dads looked at each other and raised their eyebrows. “Please?”

“Oh go on, then.” They both said at the same time and the three of them squished up on the sofa.

[verysadthot]

I'm also going to bring back my Christian Coma Fanfic kiddies, you've been bugging me for it

[cloudchaser2000]

EPISODE SUMMARY: The millennia-old grudge between the Tribunal and the Church explodes into a brawl between the two factions. (Songs featured: VOLCANO, MY NAME IS MURDER, and KILL YOU).

Special thanks to papabigtoes for this amazing, action-packed cover for part III!

[cloudchaser2000]

EPISODE SUMMARY:

Guided by the calls of the Whale Prophet, the gears of a new Destiny begin to turn. (Songs Featured: THE OCEAN GALAKTIK and BECOME THE STORM) Another huge thanks to papabigtoes for the excellent cover and rendering of Salacia's final Demon God form. Brutal.

[cloudchaser2000]

EPISODE SUMMARY: Separated from one another across the globe, the band and Offdensen begin their search to reunite and then set out to rid their former bassist of his affliction, once and for all. (Songs featured: THE AGENDA, EXITUS and THE OCEAN GALAKTIK).

Featuring yet another fantastic cover by papabigtoes \m/

[cloudchaser2000]

EPISODE SUMMARY

The final battle of the Army of the Doomstar vs. Salacia's Tribunal army commences. Can the 'Chosen Ones' emerge victorious before the Doomstar collides and burns the Earth to a cinder? Or could the Half Man be convinced to do the right thing, before things escalate beyond the point of no return? (Songs featured: TO KILL A GOD, COULD THIS BE THE END, and REBUILDING A PLANET).

The greatest of thanks to papabigtoes for creating this Explosive cover for the finale!

[cloudchaser2000]

EPISODE SUMMARY: A new, more badass Murderface emerges, as Planet Piss skyrockets in popularity. And in an attempt to make it to the Explosion’s wedding on time, Charles embarks early on a vital mission: to investigate a place where the Half Man’s believed to have resided, many years ago… (Songs featured: MY NAME IS MURDER & NIGHTMARE).

Many thanks to papabigtoes for the beautifully detailed cover for part II!

[cloudchaser2000]

Closeup of Offdensen’s framed family photo with Dethklok.

(From my illustrated short story, ‘The Half Man’s Folly’)

[cloudchaser2000]

Hey I have a weird question, you've been here in this fandom for a long time. And I remember there was a livejournal fic that someone on deviantart by the name of zsomeone made art inspired by that fic. The title of that art is called Tentacle Charles.

Do you happen to know who created the fic? I wanted to read it again but it seems that the livejournal page is gone. ;-; Sorry for the weird question, I hope you have a good day.

(can't link it because anons can't put links)

Hi, (and not at all weird, thanks for asking), and I adore zsomeone's art piece to this day.

Long story short:

I started it when I was 19: a script based on my headcanons for how the Metalocalypse finale would play out (2012 so post S4 finale, but pre-DSR announcement).

I'd revised it on Ao3 and since LJ isn't as active as it used to be, I deleted the lot there.

Since it's an early work, idk how it's perceived now (i.e. not wanting to keep up something potentially cringy, for example), I'd privatised it up until.. receiving your ask today haha.

So, here it is available again.

[cloudchaser2000]

ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔴𝔥𝔬 ℑ 𝔞𝔪

𝔟𝔲𝔱 ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔞 𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩

𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔞 𝔴𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩

Summary: Narrated by Ishnifus, we delve into the Church’s archives to listen to the tale of how the Half Man came to be.

Rating: T

Words: 1,263

Notes: (An illustrated short story, based off of Galaktikon II’s ‘Nightmare’ and various hints left from canon).

🌊 Read it Here 🐋

[cloudchaser2000]

Why I wrote it BINGO (transcript under the cut) | MHF edition

fixing canon

I just want them to kiss

this idea won’t shut up until I write it

found a a prompt list

everyone lives and nothing hurts

saw the plot and needed it for my OTP

I was joking with my friend and it happened

I woke up at 3am with an idea

this is going to be so HOT

thought of a great scene

fuck this character in particular

but what happened BEFORE canon?

FREE SPACE

spite

but what if they were gay?

thought of a great line

I just need them to suffer

gift fic

I want this universe and those characters

it came to me in a dream

I don’t even know

fixing fanon

but what happens AFTER canon

if no one else will write it, I will

just to see if I could