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Alastor, can I PLEASE pet your ears?

Alastor - While I appreciate the enthusiasm to do so, I'm afraid my ears are not accessible to the public. It's a privilege reserved for very few people. You must earn it, first.

Vidette - Those very few people being me, Niffty, and very occasionally Charlie. Even for us, it's a rare thing for him to tolerate.

Angel - We get our ear-petting fix from Husk.

Husk: I've learned to just accept it at this point

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Hey, OCs! Your life summed up in one sentence! GO!

Mila: Is it wrong that I prefer being a furry in the sewers learning to kill people, than getting actual therapy?

Abigail: Does it count as self hatred if I never loved myself in the first place?

Mei: It's not that I don't KNOW he's committed war crimes, several counts of regicide, and unethical experimentation for kicks and giggles- I just don't care.

Nova: *Jeopardy theme song, followed by screaming as the song "walking on sunshine" plays cheerfully in the background*

Vidette: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

Ashlyn: I've seen the deaths of millions but people still expect me to go to high school

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Welcome to Hell!

Here we have the entire Hazbin Hotel, and Helluva Boss crew available for questions!

-> VIDETTE CHARACTER BIO <-

-> MAIN BLOG <-

My main ^ I'm female, and go by "Cheeto" btw :D

Characters you can interact with! ✨Stars✨ mean I'm confident in my ability to RP as them. (No star does not mean I am not good at playing as them. it just means they may be slightly out of character)

HAZBIN HOTEL

Charlie ✨

Vaggie ✨

Alastor ✨

Angel Dust ✨

Husk ✨

Niffty

Sir Pentious ✨

Cherri Bomb

Lucifer

Vox ✨

Valentino (INTENTIONALLY OOC) ✨

Velvette ✨

Vidette (OC) ✨

Fat Nuggets

Emily

(Sinner) Adam HELLUVA BOSS

Blitzo ✨

Moxxie ✨

Millie (may be OOC)

Loona

Stolas

Fizzaroli ✨

Asmodeous ✨

Beelzebub

Emberlynn ✨

DISCLAIMERS

-I am a Catholic, so if something comes across as answered weirdly, it's because I'm trying to answer the question without promoting something I don't believe is right. I would like to emphasize that THIS IS AN AU! Not everything is the same as the show, but it is as close to canon as possible, while still keeping things appropriate.

-Sometimes I accidentally reblog something to this blog instead of my main. please ignore it when that happens. I'll fix it when I notice it.

-This blog INCLUDES Helluva Boss characters!

-This blog INCLUDES an OC, Vidette. You can also ask her questions!

-There will be no swearing or inappropriate jokes from the characters.

-While you may interact with Valentino, any interactions with him will be with a not-nearly-as-evil version, for my sanity and yours.

-Feel free to ask Angel about his work, but it will be heavily censored, or answered vaguely. I'm keeping the blog as clean as possible whilst still maintaining the plot of the show.

-I have not seen all of Helluva Boss, but I do know the plot, and have seen countless clips. I'm unfortunately not allowed to watch it anymore.

-Some characters may be slightly OOC. I'll take constructive criticism, but please don't be mean about it.

-I do not recommend interacting with this blog unless you are at least 15+. I can't stop you, but you really shouldn't be watching the show if you're any younger than that.

-I do have particular ships that are canon within this universe. I will accept asks about things like Huskerdust, Fizzmodeous, Stolitz, and Radioapple, but the ships will be platonic

RULES

-No NSFW asks. They will not be answered.

-Harassment or bullying of myself or others will result in you being blocked -Feel free to roleplay! I love doing it! -Use OCS if you want! Go for it! if your OC is related to any characters, we can roleplay that, too!

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Emberlynn, can can we just call you Ember for short?

Emberlynn - Oh! Absolutely! You can call me Ember, or Lynn, or Emberly, or Emby, or Beloved or Sugar or Heartstopper or- or anything under the sun if it makes you happy!!!

Vidette - Ember, remember what Charlie said about flirting with the anons-

Emberlynn - shhhhshushshushushush! THEY'RE the ones approaching ME! Let a girl work her magic! You never know what kind of fantastical beast could be on the other side of the screen just waiting to whisk me away to his magical castle in the woods with anthropomorphic objects with French accents who save me from my aggressive suitor from my home village and-

Vidette - You just described Beauty and the Beast.

Emberlynn - A GIRL CAN DREAM

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Hi it's the anon that proposed to emberlynn

I am a fellow cat sinner! And I haven't been down here much longer than you Ember.

And husk - I'm not gonna hurt her I promise :( I will treat her with kindness I swear. I'm down here for reasons but not the kind that make me untrustworthy

Emberlynn - OOH so you're just like me??? tell me more- do you have magic powers? A tragic backstory? a deep longing for companionship that can only be satiated by being wed to a lonely feline such as myself and devoting ourselves to eachother for eternity in a bond that could only be broken by the most devious of dark magics????

Husk - I'm not implyin' you will, but pardon me for finding it a bit odd to propose to the first desperate gal you meet. None of us even know who you are, and this kid is by far the most gullible out of everyone here, next to Vidette and Charlie-

Vidette - Hey!

Husk - Look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong, kid. You and Charlie see the best in people before you even talk to em- at least you're a bit wary at first, but Ember over here runs TOWARDS the creeps rather than away! If anything, she's honestly more a danger to you, than you are to her.

All I'm sayin' is- You're both adults, you can do what you want, but I recommend that you get to know each other a bit better before you throw around the concept of marriage so quickly.

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Ngl, I actually admire Emberlynn. She is cringe and she is free.

Emberlynn - DANG RIGHT I AM

Vidette - Do I want to know what you're writing?

Emberlynn - That all depends on whether you're trying to get redeemed or not

Vidette - ... CHARLIE SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN-

Emberlynn - WAIT NO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR TEN HOURS-

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PENTIOUS- WHERE'S PENTIOUS- IS HE OKAY??!?!?

Pentious - WHERE- WHAT-

SIR PENTIOUS PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, DEAREST ANON!

Vidette - Yup! He's not dead, praise the Lord. He goes back and forth between Heaven and Hell as a sort of ambassador for the hotel!

Pentious - Not even disintegration via death laser will keep this soldier down! >:D

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To the hotel guests plus lucifer, what comes to mind when you hear the words the embodiment of evil?

(Mod Cheeto: I'm going to assume you mean the guest guests, as in Vidette, Angel, Pentious, and Emberlynn)

Angel - Val.

Pentious - I second that. Vox is likely a close second.

Emberlynn - Let's just say there are certain things in certain fics that even this Valentino guy would draw the line at...

Lucifer - "the embodiment of evil" unfortunately might just be myself, right? This IS Hell, and I do kinda run the place...

Vidette - No, no, it's not you, Luce. It's whoever it is down here who's apparently WORSE than the literal "Devil from the Bible", because honestly I consider Lucifer to be a GOOD GUY at this point! Val's worse, Vox is worse- I'm inclined to say "the seven deadly sins", but most of those guys are pretty stand-up people, too!

Love the sinner, hate the sin. I don't think it's possible for a person to be the perfect do-gooder, or the worst hellspawn known to man. We're all a grey area, because we're all capable of both things. It's the actions themselves that are evil, not necessarily the person.

(Mod Cheeto: "the embodiment of evil" is a tough thing for me to pinpoint without the Catholic theology to base it off of in this universe. I'm also not a theologist or philosopher. I'm a theatre kid, lol. Take anything I say with a few grains of salt.)

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fellow annons if we are going to continue the trend of killing Emberlynn i think it's only fair that we come up with unique ways to do it so it dosen't become redundant *shoots Emberlynn 23 consecutive times* also Charlie the stove is on fire.

Charlie - *Explosion from the kitchen* WAGH- not again! Vidette, why does it smell like burning flesh-?! What are you COOKING in there?!

Vidette - DINNER, I THOUGHT! Maybe I burnt the venison- OH NEVERMIND THERE'S JUST A BODY IN HERE.

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Charlie, would you feel if you had a little sibling?

Charlie - *gasps* A little sibling-?! Ohh that would be the best thing in the world-! I could teach them everything about Hell, and Heaven, and how to be kind to others, and how you can do anything if you believe in yourself, and-

Lucifer - ah- Charlie, dear- as much as I would like to GIVE YOU that experience, I ehm- tsk... I'm a little bit single.

Charlie - Oh, well, that's fine- as great as it would be, I

Alastor - *coughs* Obligatory reminder that Charlie has two fathers.

And where the first one is lacking, the second, far better one, can provide.

Charlie - huh?

Lucifer - Excuse you?

Alastor - I'm quite serious my dear! I don't mean in quite the same way your father did, but I myself do have a fawn of my own!

Niffty - You know, now that I think about it, Dettie looks an awful lot like Rosie-

Alastor - This conversation is over

Vidette - I guarantee you that if Alastor were my biological father, I would not be in Hell.

Alastor - I beg to differ

Vidette - Okay, I would be in Hell for different reasons, but I'd at least have a significantly decreased amount of trauma.

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Alastor, you're shipped with a lot of people- and I mean A LOT a lot. Is there anyone in particular you find more appealing? Vox, Lucifer, Charlie, Angel, Husk, Rosie- I've even seen you and VAL shipped together. Do you secretly simp? (This ask was self-sent by the blog owner. please send asks. I'm grasping at straws here)

Alastor - Vox and Lucifer I detest, Charlie is practically my daughter, Angel is already with Vidette (he's also the furthest thing from my "type".), Husk is... Husk. I shouldn't need to explain to you why Val is off the table... And Rosie? Why, she's a charmer, that's for certain, but she's just a close friend, dear Anon. Vidette - Don't listen to him- Some of the few times I've seen his smile reach his eyes without a sinister context is when he's with her. They're thick as thieves, and I'm honestly surprised they're NOT already married-

Alastor - Darling, I could say the same about you and Pentious. One is naturally inclined to enjoy themselves around their closest friends. It doesn't mean there's anything between them.

Vidette - You make little fawn bleats when you see her

Alastor - You have no proof of that, darling

Vidette - When you introduced her to me, you said "she'd likely be the most eligible mother-figure you'll find in Hell", fully knowing I see you as a father figure.

Alastor - Lies and slander, and I will be hearing none of it.

Vidette - *deadpan* You stare wistfully at her with a bittersweet smile like a man who let his true love be taken by another man so she would be happy, or some old widow whose husband was lost at sea.

Alastor - HAHA! This conversation is over now! I have business to attend to in the opposite direction- Angel, I believe this is yours- *shoos her away in the direction of Angel*

(Mod Cheeto: He might need more convincing, guys)

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I’m just gonna…

*walks over to Vidette & sits down with her as I also struggle when it comes to loud crowds*

Vidette's current mood: Vidette: YOU KNOW WHAT- gets up /She mutters a verse of "the sound of silence" under her breath, and a hush fell over the room. silence at last./ Guys, I know we're all excited to be here, but for Lucifer's sake, can we not talk loudly in this enclosed space??? /Everyone is silent/

Thank you.

/The spell is lifted, and everyone's voices return. Star wrangles Sky to get her to stop bossing people around, Mila goes to chill with Diana, and the three girls stop arguing./

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(OC RP, no RP blog for her tho lol, but assume that when you see @lifea16 you're talking to Valentina ^v^)

"So, for the record, this is only part time." Valentina practically glared at Charlie, she knows that Charlie needs all the help she can get, doesn't mean she isn't grumpy about having to go all the way back to Pride. "I'm honestly not even sure I'm qualified, but I guess.. you know best. And I was able to help Blitz so I think I'll be fine. My apologies if I was being rather harsh 5 seconds ago" Her demeanor softened, if only slightly.

(Valentina is a somewhat popular therapist who lives in Sloth, who is now a part time therapist of the Hazbin Hotel. She's a Baphomet / Candlehead and Succubus hybrid.)

Charlie - *Nervous chuckle* That's alright! I'm sure the trek from Sloth was long and tiring, so I understand any frustrations you might have!

Just know that you're welcome to stay as long as you like, and that we're VERY grateful for you offering your services to us! *she glances at the others* Because we sure as heck know we need it...

Anyways, allow me to introduce you to our staff and residents!

Charlie - First we have Alastor, our gracious host and co-owner of the hotel, and my girlfriend, Vaggie, our manager and head of security

Alastor - Pleasure to be meeting you, quite the pleasure.

Vaggie - *nods*

Charlie - Husk is our bartender, Niffty's our housekeeper, and Sir Pentious is our heavenly ambassador Husk - *just grunts in greeting, suspicious of her*

Pentious - *Attempting to wrangle Niffty as she runs around, so they can try to look at least somewhat professional*

Charlie - Then we have our residents, Angel Dust, Vidette, Emberlynn, and uh-

Adam - Still not associating with you people.

Charlie - Adam's kind of here, too...

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Honestly, with the number of people coming at Ember just for vibing, I think she deserves an angelic gun. As a treat.

Vaggie - Yeah, no, not happening. Vidette, get this clown out of here.

Vidette - *Rapidly approaching music box sounds*

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Vidette, did you know that a book of certain Yellow Triangle with one eye was released?

Vidette - MHM. BUT A CERTAIN SOMEBODY WON'T LET ME FREAKIN' READ IT, AND NOW IT'S SOLD OUT, SO I HAVE TO WAIT ANYWAY.

Angel Dust - Doll, you know how you get just watchin' "Mysteries at the Museum". From what I've seen, the imagery in that book is gonna make you even more of a mess. If you think I'm gonna let you turn yourself into an anxious pancake, then you've got another thing coming, darlin'.

Vidette - AnGeL it's fine! I've seen worse!

Angel Dust - You got creeped out just from the bits of it you saw that theorist guy goin' over on Youtube.

Vidette - You're treating me like Matpat treats his six-year-old son in regards to this book, Anthony.

Angel Dust - And because I love you, that is something I fully intend on continuing to do until you can get through an episode of "Mysteries at the Museum" without looking like a kicked puppy.

(Mod Cheeto: This is 100% projection lol. I haven't wanted to get the book precisely for that reason. I'm content just watching Matpat sift through it, because trying to solve the puzzles stresses me out too much, and the imagery creeps me out, just like "Mysteries at the Museum" does. 🤣)

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To Charlie and Vidette, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis?

Charlie - wh...? I don't... Who is that???

Vidette - It's Star Wars, I think- uhhh I dunno. I didn't really have time to get into many franchises when I was on Earth except in the late 2010's. Star Wars just never caught my attention much.

Angel Dust - She IS however, a fan of stuff like Amphibia, Gravity Falls, Milo Murphy's Law- She's even got themed PJs.

Vidette - You don't have to tell them that part!

Angel Dust - Darlin', your reputation can't be in jeopardy if they already expect this sorta thing from you.

(Mod Cheeto: Videttes lifespan was 2002-2023. She didn't have the time to watch much in the 2020s, so she's still catching up. Also I've never seen much of Star Wars lol. I'm more of a Harry Potter gal)