#cbcu

[grumpycurbur]

rare Sunday "Breathing Intensifies"... hmm... Care Bears Cinematic Universe??? New no heart & co. Art... New Bears... Sounds like the folks who bought the license to Care Bears plan to make it a "house-hold name" all right. :) Basic Fun (toy license owner) have some plans for these bears too, can't wait to see whats next!

Thank you Luckybeartoys on Instagram for the images!!!

please for the love of god keep in mind most of these won’t release for a good while now and this isn’t an all at once drop.

[lovphobic]

BREAKING NEWS: Christian baby has hit Earth this evening. The now viral video of it landing in a dumpster at a Taco Bell in Minneapolis has sent shockwaves throughout the nation. We asked our viewers on Twitter for their thoughts, and here's what they had to say:

"LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO"

"Alien baby dumpster conspiracy theory?"

"Hole. In. One. Baybeeeeeeee."

In related news, social workers across the nation are sounding the alarm on a new trending "Dumpster Baby Challenge" that has surged amongst young parents on tiktok. That's all from Bird News tonight, folks.

Soooo basically, I wanted the Twitter joke and the BREAKING NEWS joke, so I just combined them to get bird news, which in this dystopian hellscape where babies skydive and practice religion, twitter has become a live streaming news source where you can comment on things happening now. The Christian Baby Cinematic Universe is coming together

LETS GOOOOOOO PT SINK BABY HAS A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTIAN DUMPSTER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did it like. survive though.

[1995lahaine]

my mutuals: posting interesting and incisive thoughts about media

me: here’s my plan for the cbcu (cocaine bear cinematic universe)

[momento-morrigan]

The Christian Baby Cinematic Universe (CBCU)

🤔

[grumpycurbur]

i meant lore as in canon stuff about the various universes. personally i find the star round-up to the great wishing star of the nelvana series to be really cool. helps me see the kingdom of caring as an interesting ecosystem!

Ah, The Care Bear Cinematic Universe? I think?

i try to mix it as much as i can based on the different re-launches of the care bears, story-wise i find WtC -> Care Bears & Cousins very suitable for the franchise and of course the 'Curiously Non-Denominational Star God (CBM2 & Nelvana series), and Goddess (Big Wish Movie), as well as the '07 re-launch star goddess (Princess Starglow from Share Bear Shines). The CBCU is very diverse, though a more detailed backstory of Sir Funnybone from Journey To Joke-A-Lot would be very interesting.

[risottoneroo]

Hello! I uh saw your jotaro fan fic and it made me feel some way and I followed you straight away uh anyways- could you make a jotaro fan fic where the reader and him are soulmates and the reader is a cat/ human and when jotaro holds the reader in cat form he feels weird like sweet pleasure that goes down his spine and when they are apart there hearts ache?

Can you please make this uh *cough* smut *cough*

If you do actually do this thank you so much 😊

a/n: im litcherally such a sucker for cat hybrid aus so yeah you got me in a box here

Warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY, cat hybrid, breeding, continuing with my catboy cinematic universe(CBCU)

When Jotaro started volunteering at an animal shelter in his free time, he hadn’t expected to meet his soulmate. But there he was, staring at a small black and white cat, licking its paw delicately on his college dorm bed. He’d spent three weeks getting the paperwork for an emotional support animal sorted out. And there she was. 

“How is my soulmate a cat?” he mumbled to himself. It was strange, but not unheard of. Jotaro himself came from a long line of catboys, although this didn’t mean everyone in his family had a soulmate that was a cat. His ears twitched on top of his head, and he pulled off his hat and hung it up. “So I guess you’re gonna be around forever, huh?”

The cat tilted its head and looked at him with shining green eyes. Jotaro sighed softly, tail flicking in irritation. His soulmate being an actual cat just meant that his commitment to the animal was paramount, not that he couldn’t ever have other relationships. And of course, sex with a cat was out of the question. It just made things- complicated for him. Not that much had ever been easy. Jotaro’s red string of fate seemed to be more like a tangled mess recently. But it had unequivocally led to this cat. So here he was. He sighed. 

“Even being away from you while I was getting my paperwork filled out was hard. I’m glad you’re home.”

He shucked off the rest of his clothes and fell into bed to take a nap. The cat curled up against his side and purred softly. Jotaro smiled a bit. This felt right. 

Jotaro woke up with a few issues. First, his dick had decided to get hard, probably due to a rather nice dream where a catgirl with black ears was lapping at his cock. Secondly, the place where the cat had been was now occupied by a woman, who was also waking up. Thirdly, his cock was pressing between her asscheeks hard. He barely had time to comprehend all this before she turned and smiled at him. “Hey, Jojo.”

Her black cat ears flicked, and her tail, tipped with white, brushed his cheek. He stuttered. “You’re not-”

She giggled a bit. “I am the cat you brought in before.”

He flushed. “But morphing families all died out, I thought-”

She tilted her head. “Morphing families learned to hide. That’s all. If you weren’t my soulmate, and a catboy, I wouldn't have revealed myself. I just would have escaped again.”

That’s right. She’d been classed as a flight risk, since escaping the shelter 3 times. Every time she’d come to him. His heart warmed. “You trust me.”

She hummed, pulling him closer and slipping a thigh between his legs. “For now.”

He grunted softly, his cock throbbing at the pressure. His breath began to come in whimpers, and he could hear her gasping too. He slid his own thigh between hers, and felt gushing wetness. She mewled softly, grinding her pussy on his leg. “Mmh, Jojo- Touch me-”

 He glanced down. Her nipples were erect against his chest, and he reached up with a trembling hand. She nodded feverishly, humping her pussy on him. He gripped her breast, fingers brushing over the nipple. She gasped loudly. “Yes, Jojo-”

Her jerky, desperate motions were making her thigh rub over Jotaro’s cock in a delicious way. He stifled a low whine and reached down with his unoccupied hand to grip her ass. “Oh, fuck.”

She shuddered and pulled back. “If I don’t get you inside me-”

Jotaro felt the exact same. He hiked her leg up over his hip and pulled her close. They fit together like a glove. He slid home so easily, he was shocked. The initial sensation was overstimulating in its intensity, and once he uncrossed his eyes and pulled himself back to reality, he realized she was cumming. Hard. Her pussy was gushing, and she was clamping down on him rhythmically. Milking him. Her body was limp against him, but she kept gasping and whimpering his name. He pulled her close. “Fuck. I need to cum-”

He began to thrust, and mewled at the sensation. “I need to fucking cum-”

She whimpered, “Cum inside me- Breed my fucking pussy-”

Jotaro’s eyes crossed again. “Y-yeah- Oh, yeah- Gonna breed this fucking cunt- need to- Oh!”

His hips twitched as he emptied his load inside her tight cunt. She came again, with a high pitched keening. They thrust against each other one last time as their shared orgasm died down, then they both relaxed.

Jotaro cleared his throat. “So, uh. What’s your name?”

[can-a-robot-learn-to-love]

Elizabeth Banks is directing a movie about this

It’s called Cocaine Bear.....no one touch me

[colorful-craze]

Ooooh thank you @atuats-sidechick for the tag! I think I still have some pretty silly ones left!

1. Oh no…it’s Klance…

2. Yokoya High Proudly Presents

3. Dancing (ASW24) CBCU

4. Flustered (ASW24)

5. Rangshi Great Comet

6. Vampire WIP

@gay-mooshrooms @neil-perrys-glasses @jedi-nurse and anyone else who wants to join! I’m sorry moots I don’t remember which of yall are writers 😔

WIP ASK GAME

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

@linnorabeifong tysm for tagging me! This sounds like fun! :)

1. Rangi in Agna Qel'a

2. Zoryu's Wedding

3. House Arrest

4. Hitori

5. The Beach

6. Water Dragons

7. Dance With Me

8. Empire-Class Fire Nation Battleship

9. Clear Skies

10. Kuruk's Wedding

@nikantros @rwoh @wonderful-anarchy @xbluue-jayyx @coleyoly @sillyfudgemonkeys @appalesbian @hannah-muzi @flyandfall-updates @colorful-craze what's in your wip folder??? 👀

[whatisjackkellydoing]

jack kelly is watching batman begins and is wondering why the lead actor looks so familiar

[magpiebeetle-moved]

look at this dude

[takasuya]

GIRL WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH. HELLO?? HELO?

[suibianjie]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

…..thank you for your addition to the CBCU (catboy cinematic universe) 😩

[sourstiless]

nooo don’t run around dressed as a crime fighting bat ur so sexy aha

or alternatively

nooo don’t run away to santa fe ur so sexy aha

OR

nooo don’t murder people ur so sexy aha

welcome to the cbcu (christian bale cinematic universe)

[beyzzyderin]

Ne senle ne de sensiz. . . . #sözler #duygusal #duygusalvideolar #aşk #aşksözleri #aşkvideoları #motivasyon #motivation #studygram #studyblog #bulletjournal #bookstagram #blogger #dersçalışmak #ders #yks2022 #yks #yks2022tayfa #yks2021 #ykstayfa #mezuntayfa https://www.instagram.com/p/CbCu-7hqWlk/?utm_medium=tumblr

[satanfemme]

I think I might have therapy today still for some fucking reason but I don’t want to talk about anything with her except maybe the cbcu (catboy bert cinematic universe)

[doctorodyssey]

wish i lived in the CBCU (Charlie Brown Cinematic Universe)