#caveat monstrum

[frankensteined]

I am very late but I hope you had a good birthday!

it's only 4:15 in the afternoon here, so you aren't late at all!! thank you very much! 🤗💖

[tiefighter]

i assume you are three bears in a coat with shark for arms

correct. I am three bears in a coat with sharks for arms. I also have sharks for legs. I am very bad at walking.

[subatomicbetty]

the devil and the tower

THE DEVIL: Do you enjoy thunderstorms? 

I LOVE thunderstorms, they make me feel really hyper alive. 

THE TOWER: Favourite colours to wear? 

Apart from the blue of near-constant denim, i favour darker colours like black/deep red/dark blue or green. 

[garret-spork]

Reposting this video of our latest D&D one-shot, Dm’d by @tiefighter and edited by @caveat-monstrum

This is one of the most ridiculous fun D&D sessions that I’ve ever been a part of and it’s making me so happy to rewatch it so I wanted to share it some more.

[heronsbagels]

@caveat-monstrum

”Murby”, a moss-covered Furby found on an old farm’s property during cleanup.

From: X

[darthstitch]

hey look gaize another meme

Rules: list 10 of your favourite characters from any medium, such as literature, movies, television, etc. then tag 10 people. 

I was tagged by @hils79

Okay, the fun part of this game is that I know I have a type.  Guess what it is?

Benton Fraser (Due South) “Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street.  Faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly...”

Steve Rogers (MCU Captain America - because I can’t even look at what Marvel’s been doing to his comic counterpart lately.  BLECH.)

Bucky Barnes (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Luke Skywalker and his idiot garbage can Sith Lord father Darth Vader (Star Wars) - I’m going to cheat outrageously because Luke and his Darth Dada share an equal place in my heart okay?

Tarma and Kethry (The Vows & Honor series, Mercedes Lackey)

Once upon a time, apparently a popular trope of fantasy series that involved women warriors and sorceresses was usually “rape & revenge.”  I first “met” Tarma and her oathsister Kethry in the popular Sword and Sorceress Anthology edited by Marion Zimmer Bradley.  The amazing part of Tarma and Keth’s story isn’t really about how they avenged their respective abuse (which is already told in the first book and is done with) - it’s the fact that they are both strong, sensible, no-nonsense women who somehow end up in the kind of epic adventures that bards will warble about to no end and yet still remain so very human and fallible.  They��re allowed to be imperfect, they’re allowed to learn and grow and heal and love - and when I talk about love, it’s not just about finding some romantic partner to “magically heal” their psychological scars.  It’s the love that begins in friendship and ends up being forged as a true family. 

(Yep, Tarma is also one of the first effectively ace characters I’ve encountered too.)

Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin) - One of the best examples of the trope “Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass” and I love him so. 

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon) - There will always be a big soft spot in my heart for my favorite meatball bun-headed anime princess.

Clark Kent/Superman (Christopher Reeve Superman films) - Christopher Reeve will always be my Superman.

His Darkness, Dream of the Endless, Prince of Stories and King of All Night’s Dreaming (The Sandman series)  - I know he’s got a host of other titles as well, but I gotta give the Prince of Stories his due. 

Erik, the Phantom of the Opera (Phantom, Susan Kay)  - Also another one of my garbage can sons.  In Susan Kay’s brilliant piece of professionally published fan fiction, the Phantom is fully realized as both the broken child, the mysteriously alluring man, the monster and the genius that he is. 

tagging @tygermama , @oft-goes-awry , @goddessofliteratureandsarcasm @bead-bead , @caveat-monstrum , @ledamemangociana, @roane72, @random-nexus, @prettyarbitrary and @ladyjouster - also anyone else who wants to join! :)

[kammartinez]

So I found out what Jack Morrison’s family farm produces ;P.

(Fuck I don’t even play the game and this made me laugh I am so sorry.)

@caveat-monstrum @decertatio

[renlyslittlerose]

Tagged by @hotdadcorvo

Relationship Status: Single

Lipstick or Chapstick: Both!

Last song I listened to: I don’t remember...

Last movie I watched: Who Took Johnny (Documentary)

Top 3 TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Wire, Dead Like Me

Top 3 Characters: Loras Tyrell, Achilles, Dorian Pavus 

Top 3 ships: Renly/Loras, mshenko, Garrett/Fenris

Gender: Lady

Nickname: Lemon

StarSign: Aries 

Height: 5′2″

Sexual Orientation: Asexual

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor 

Favorite color: Red

Favorite animal: Orangutans 

Average hours of sleep: Typically nine

Cat or Dog person: Cat, but dogs are fun too!

Favorite fictional characters: Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, Renly Baratheon, Achilles, Dorian Pavus, Buffy Summers, Poe Dameron, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Chris Redfield, Winifred Burkle, Miguel Alvarez, Omar Little

Number of blankets you sleep with: Three, along with a heater and warm pajamas!

Favorite singer/band: Singer: George Michael, Band: Chromeo

Dream Trip: I’ve been fortunate enough to take a number of ‘dream trips’ before, and will again in May 2017. However, I would love to visit Japan one day.

Dream job: Working in a museum-- oh wait, I already do. How about being a professor?

When was this blog created: October 2010

Current number of followers: Somewhere between one and sixteen billion

What made you decide to get a Tumblr: Friend of mine in the Resident Evil fandom (those were the days) told me about it, and suggested I join. And here we are...

I tag: @shepard-alenko @nightmarestudio606 @solstheimart @bagog @mareel @caveat-monstrum @tiefighter

[tiefighter]

@caveat-monstrum

Your stuff is so cute! Omg! I really love your Fenris stuff But...have you ever drawn Jowan? ;)

I tried to draw jowan.

[ledamemangociana]

M A N G O

…and Mango was its name-o…

M - middle name - here in the philippines, what counts as the middle name is the last name your mother had before she married your dad, so my middle name is Tugade.

A - age - i’m 29 turnING 30 IN OCTOBER HOLLAAAAAA

N - number of siblings - two younger ones!

G - ghosts, are they real - i’ve felt them, i’ve heard some of them, i’m pretty sure i’ve seen a couple too, so yes

O - one wish - for me and my family to be okay soon

GIVE ME A LETTER I’LL ANSWER A THING

[tiefighter]

THIS IS ME PROMPTING YOU TO WRITE ABUT SILENTTREADS BED AND HOW VIC MEETS IT

“This wasn’t how I wanted to see your bed.” Vic jokes weakly, hand clamped over the giant hole in his side. Half an hour, they’d had. Half a fucking hour and then someone’d tried to stab at least one of them more than once and they’d stumbled back, just as Vic was about to see the poor bastard off and give him some time away from his neuroses and it was telling, really, that instead of casting healing on himself he had to wait because they’d laced that knife with something /nasty/ and if anything, Silentread looks-

“It’s Granward.” The taller elf says abruptly and Vic squints at him, as if seeing him for the first time. He looks remarkably well put together for someone who was not so graciously shoved into a wall to prevent a stabbing mere minutes before; long hair still held back in a silver clasp, the line of his jaw tight as he tugs at Vic’s shirt to see what the damage is. “Granward.” It would’ve been nice to know that earlier, and Vic has the presence of mind to apologise about blood on the sheets as they wrangle him out of his shirt and Sil- Granward forces him to lay back, hand already glowing with arcane power. “You, Vic, are a boatload of trouble.” He says, sounding more than a little resigned and Vic’s laughter hurts his stomach but he does it anyway, reaching a hand up to make sure that he doesn’t get blood in his hair. He lets the fingers of his unbloodied hand tangle in the other man’s hair, watching as the strands seem to coil in his palm.

“Yeah, but your bed is really fuckin’ comfortable.” He slurs, the pain in his side all but disappearing, blood smeared on his shirt and the sheets and someone he’s come to- come to care about, very much, looking at him with fond resignation.

“It’s why I sleep in it.”

“Brat.”

[subatomicbetty]

Blood red nail polish tapping the side of a can still cool while being sweaty. The warm noon and the crash of the air-conditioned room you just swanned into. The tap of heels on asphalt and the sudden clap of thunder that silences cicadas

woah shit that’s some wicked vibes tho 

[baneoftoasters]

Hey hey happy Birthday mate!

Thanks!! :D

[garret-spork]

Tagged by @defira85

Rules: Answer the questions, then tag five people

5 things you can find in my bag

Kung Fu Pants

socks

a long black cape

Armour made from foam and vinyl

gumboots 

this is a cosplay bag, Okay?

5 things you can find in my bedroom

books

A giant clothes pile

Several various swords

Ear cleaner for the dog

@defira85 fast asleep, probably

5 things I’ve always wanted to do

Be a comic writer

write and record music

professional stunt work

maybe study to be a therapist

Find some way to rearrange our living room so there’s more space

5 things that make me happy

dogs

@defira85

@my-poly-life

@cypheroftyr

Dungeons & Dragons

5 things I’m currently into

comics

The Adventure Zone

Star Trek

Overwatch

Thor movies

5 things on my to-do list

Maybe practice drawing to get better

wash the dishes (There are so many)

Help @defira85 get better from the flu

Work through some Character relationships in D&D

Watch Universal Soldier (Because I haven’t yet)

5 things you might not know about me

I used to be really into Basketball

I have been on stage, dressed as an anthropomorphized panther with my hand down my pants. (No context given)

I have a really poor level of concentration and retention and I kinda feel inadequate about how little I really know and understand about the world.

I had the other Ewoks movie ‘Battle for Endor’ and I have the unpopular opinion that it is better than ‘Caravan of Courage’

I don’t know chemistry but I know the combination to the Shinra safe in Nibelheim.

No stress if you don’t want to play, but I’ll tag @my-poly-life @decertatio @caveat-monstrum @shallow-between-stars @heronscry 

[tiefighter]

GIVE ME A DND SHIP FOR 16

You’re getting a terrible ship.- There’s nary a breath between them, Morty wedged against Glenn’s side and Glenn, awkward and gangly, hanging onto his shoulders as they look down at the snapping crocodile mouths below. Their legs are shaking, they’ve been holding themselves up with sheer terror and a good grip on each other. “So. Come here often?” Morty asks, after a beat. “Hopefully less often than this?” Glenn replies, hair flopping into his face as Morty adjusts his hold, the human gripping so tightly to his shoulders that it’s almost as if they’ve melded at the skin. “Because I’m pretty sure these crocodiles are hungry.”“I got that, Morty.” A heartbeat. “....Really, really hungry.”“Thanks, morty.”

[tiefighter]

28 11

11: Hardest game you've played?

I put bloodborne down and haven’t picked it up again yet.

28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?

I WANT SEIFER’S JACKET FROM ff8 SO BAD