#cautious tinky winky

[averagemorrowindenjoyer]

more info about the god au 🧍‍♀️

Tinky-Winky's worshippers are usually obsessed with fashion and looks. This doesn't mean they'll judge other people if they don't find them pretty/attractive. They believe in inner beauty as well. They don't make sacrifices. He's a very popular god, and most of his worshippers are women. His followers have a deep respect for Po.

Dipsy's worshippers are usually wild and silly. They like to swim, and stay outside for hours. They sacrifice cows to him. They like to keep rabbits. He's common to worship, and most of his followers are men. His worshippers have a deep respect for Laalaa.

Laalaa's worshippers are calm and understanding. They are also strong and confident, just like their Goddess. They sacrifice sheep to her. They value their close relationships with others. She's pretty common to worship, and most of the tubbies who worship her are women. Her worshippers have a deep respect for Dipsy.

Po's worshippers are energetic and crazy. They love to stay outside for hours, and sometimes even live outside. They're very good hunters and tricksters. They sacrifice deer and hogs to her. She's not rare to worship, but also not common. Her worshippers have a deep respect for Tinky-Winky. Most of her worshippers are men.

Guardian's worshippers are good liars and sneaky. They're not very social and prefer to keep to themselves. They sacrifice lambs and cows to him. Not many people worship him. His worshippers have a deep respect for Anne, Lenny, and Laalaa. Most of his worshippers are women.

Anne's worshippers are strong and smart. They love to fight, and are usually very loud about their opinions and beliefs. They sacrifice other Teletubbies to her. She's a very popular Goddess. Her worshippers have a deep respect for Guardian, Lenny, Dutch, and Miles. Most of her worshippers are women.

Lenny's worshippers are smart and crazy. They're good at tricking others, and have violent mood swings. They don't make sacrifices (some do, but it's extremely rare.). Not many people worship him because they fear him. His worshippers have a deep respect for Anne, Guardian, and Richard. Most of his worshippers are women.

Finn's worshippers are calm and collected. They're good at getting others' trust. They despise cheaters. They don't make sacrifices to him. He's a very popular god to worship. His worshippers have a deep respect for Richard and Dutch. Most of his worshippers are women.

Dutch's followers are strong and wild. They like to fight and stay outside. They're usually very fast. They sacrifice ravens and crows to him. He's a popular god. His worshippers have a deep respect for Anne, Finn, and Conor. Most of his worshippers are men.

Richard's followers are strong and good at lying. They prefer to stay inside, and usually aren't very social. They sacrifice other Teletubbies to him. He doesn't have very much worshippers. His worshippers have a deep respect for Finn and Lenny. Most of his worshippers are men.

Miles' worshippers are caring, but usually angry at something or someone. They're strong and like to fight. They sacrifice other Teletubbies and lambs to him. He's a popular god. His worshippers have a deep respect for Anne and Gary. Most of his worshippers are men.

Ron's worshippers are cautious and have many fears. They hate meeting new people, and prefer to only interact with those that they already know. They sacrifice lambs to him. He has very little followers. His worshippers have a deep respect for Guardian and Ninja. Most of his followers are women.

Ninja's worshippers are stealthy and fast. They like to stay in the shadows. They sacrifice crows and ravens. He doesn't have many worshippers. His followers have a deep respect for Ron. Most of his followers are men.

Conor's worshippers are quiet and cautious. They're known to hold grudges. They sacrifice other Teletubbies and lambs to him. He's not a common god, but I wouldn't call him rare to worship. His worshippers have a deep respect for Dutch. Most of his followers are women.

Arrow's worshippers are loud and strong. They're known to hold grudges. They don't make sacrifices. He's common to worship. His worshippers have a deep respect for Cave and Yeti. Most of his followers are women.

Cave's worshippers are calm and understanding. They usually have close bonds with many people, and hate liars. His worshippers sacrifice cows. He's a popular god. His worshippers have a deep respect for Arrow and Yeti. Most of his followers are women.

Yeti's worshippers are cold-hearted and serious. They aren't social AT ALL. His worshippers sacrifice goats. Not many people worship him. His followers have a deep respect for Cave and Arrow. Most of his followers are men.

[haahka]

The Herald Scotland, 28th July 1997:

Mr Dave Thompson [...] claims he has been sacked from the show because its makers are at odds with his ''interpretation'' of the role. [...]

Mr Thompson is sad to wave goodbye to his bumbling co-stars. ''I am proud of my work for them. I was always the one to test out the limitations of the costume.

''I was the first to fall off my chair and roll over. I took all the risks,'' he said.

However cautious BBC bosses are anxious not to upset the programme's loyal following, which is building among university students and even nightclub ravers.

A Corporation spokes-woman said: ''Tinky Winky is alive and well in Teletubbyland and will not be making any comment.''

"I was the first to fall off my chair and roll over. I took all the risks" CRYING how dare they not let him show his art 😭😭😭

"what were you looking for in the teletubbies tag???" @toxicrevolver

believe it or not i went there inspired by the teletubbies dog (beloved ❤️) since it reminded me of the series and that id either seen (very late at night) or dreamed up a post that said that the actress of po had gone on to make lesbian porn and now i need to know if it was real or just a dream

[lennyguardianistheonlyright]

Turns Out God Won't Let Me Die Chapter One

Guardian’s hands were sore from gripping the chainsaw, it slipped from his grasp when he was knocked down onto his back. He tried to quickly retrieve it but his body froze when Po’s spider legs positioned above him.

He felt his shoulders and chest yield to the stabbing pain. Guardian tried to scream but his voice wouldn’t come out right. His vision began to dim.

He failed.

He groans, lifting his head up. Guardian is startled that he actually woke up, but what he actually noticed were the screens in front of him. He leans in and recognizes the figures on the screens.

“You have to be kidding me.” The white tubby groans in disbelief.

Why have the sun gods cursed him like this?

What can he even do? Sure it was a chance to stop the ill future, but again, what can he do?

How can he stop Noo-Noo? Should he try to keep his focus completely on the robot? 

Choices were very hard for him, but he knows he has to try. He wasn’t just going to sit here and watch the same events unfold.

Guardian takes a deep breath to try to calm his nerves. He searches the screens until he spots the cleaning bot.

He obviously was angrily scolding Tinky Winky for having a ‘sissy’ purse.

The purple child’s ears fold down and he begins to cry. His skin crawls, he never actually has seen this. Admittedly he sometimes accidentally focuses too much on Dipsy and Laa Laa.

Guardian feels himself actually feeling sick when he witnesses Noo Noo turn from scolding to yelling and kicks him.

His ears flinch hearing Tinky cry even more.

The dome door suddenly opens and here comes Po stomping in.

“NOO NOO YOU ROBO BITCH LEAVE MY TINKY ALONE!” Po shouted, stomping her foot down with each word.

Guardian had maybe forgotten Po’s swearing habit she caught from Dipsy.

(Which was funny in a way considering Po is three.)

And how she would be summoned by Tinky’s distress.

Guardian pieced this from a long memory of while watching Dipsy and Laa Laa, Po’s small ears had suddenly shot up. Her antenna glowed and she left the two to run off somewhere.

Now he knew why and where. He wondered if Po actually could really sense when her best friend was in distress. It could just be a coincidence but…

Noo Noo walks away, uncaring of the whole situation, Po comforts Tinky while Guardian focuses on the robot.

It’s really boring watching Noo Noo only clean, he barely could manage to stay awake due to how painfully dull this was.

Suddenly the cleaner was hit by a familiar orange ball.

“I would normally say sorry, but you’re a piece of swiss.” Laa-Laa walked over to retrieve her ball.

Guardian supposed he must have switched over to a different teletubby since he doesn’t remember this either. 

Noo-Noo picks it up before she can and goes off in a rant of ‘keep your dumbass ball outside’.

Laa-Laa blankly stares at her captured ball. Guardian could tell her eight year old mind was trying to sort through her options and probably concerned Noo-Noo would pop her favorite toy.

She narrows her green eyes and puts her hands on her hips, glaring up at the tubby robot. He apparently didn’t notice.

She sighed then clapped her hands loudly, “Dipsy!”

The green teletubby rushed into the dome at the same time of Noo-Noo stopping as she said the name of his least favorite teletubby.

“What?” Dipsy complained, he had been in the middle of his jogging.

Laa-Laa points up at the ball. 

Dipsy’s reaction to this was to pick up his friend and chuck her up.

Laa-Laa gripped Noo-Noo’s bright red antenna and tugged it as roughly as she could.

The bot swears in pain as he drops the ball and tries to pry her hands away, but she had a surprisingly tight hold for a child.

“Don’t cheesing touch my swissing ball again you piece of swiss!” She yells in her loophole cuss words.

Dipsy laughed while Noo-Noo screamed out for the Announcer.

Guardian almost didn’t recognize the Announcer without the weapons. The robot was a military weapon bot but when Noo-Noo was dangerously close to causing psychological damage to Tinky Winky and Dipsy, the scientists in charge of this experiment reprogrammed a robot to act as a caretaker.

Announcer rushed from the other side of the dome to remove Laa-Laa and her ball. He sets her down.

She rolls her ball out of the dome with Dipsy trailing behind her.

Guardian slapped his cheeks to keep himself awake as night slowly creeped over the mainland.

Noo-Noo didn’t power off like usual. Instead he walked out of the dome and to the side.

Guardian leans forward, curious. Then surprised when the bot pressed the tip of his foot down on something, the ground opened and he descended down.

He got a pit in his stomach when he realized no cameras were down there and there was only one way to find what the bot was doing.

He would have to go outside.

[lennyguardianistheonlyright]

Evil Laa-Laa AU (Death warning obviously lol)

Tinky Winky was asleep and dreaming one second, and the next he couldn’t breathe. He wiggled, muffling screams. He somehow had the strength to finally push his attacker off him.

He didn’t wake anyone up, he ran out of the dome. Feeling confused and terrified. He shivered against the chills.

Soon Tinky couldn’t run anymore and collapsed on the sand. He shakily sighs as the only sound he heard was the lake and his heavy breathing. 

Soft footsteps catch his attention and he hopes its Po-wait no Po doesn’t walk like that. She’s more of a runner and fast paced.

He looks behind him, okay it's just Laa-Laa.

Tinky breathes out.

“I-I’m sorry, I-I don’t know why I ran away in the middle of the night.” He looks down in a mix of shame and embarrassment.

“It’s okay, I know.” 

The yellow tele’s footsteps were changing. They sound more…cautious?

“I did try to make it quick, but I didn’t expect you to fight back.”

Tinky Winky was now back to terrified and ALARMED. His mouth opened to cry out, but he couldn’t get his words out.

“I suggest you use this limited time to use your words, because after this you won’t be speaking anymore.”

Tinky couldn’t get up and run. His brain was trying to connect the words ‘attempted murder’, ‘Laa-Laa’ and ‘friend’. But these words simply shouldn’t belong together.

She tightly grips his neck and pins his throat against the sand. Taking advantage of his lying position.

“We tried to get Dipsy to come with us to look for you, but he kept mumbling about how he would just wait in case you came back.”

Whenever Tinky Winky’s strangling noises got to the point of him almost passing out from lack of oxygen, Laa-Laa would cease. He didn’t know why she was talking about this.

“We even implied that you could be in big trouble, still that moron didn’t seem to care-”

Tinky began to cry, he didn’t know if it was out of the pain, fear or the implication of Dipsy not caring about him.

His scream was cut short by her claws ripping into his throat.

Po’s ears perk when she hears a familiar scream but it only lasts for one second but she swears she heard it from the beach.

Something painful surges through her body. It made her stumble and almost fall over. She clutches her chest, she hears her television screen make a strange noise.

Po felt like she was struggling to breathe, what was going on? A numbing chill spread to every nerve and all her limbs.

Her antenna, which had been glowing, came to a stop. Po got a feeling in her stomach, telling her Tinky Winky was in deep trouble.

She eagerly runs toward the noise, it felt like forever before she finally made it only to skid to a stop. Her jaw dropped at the horrifying scene despite her unable to understand fear, she knew anyone else would use that word to describe this.

The chills became worse.

Tinky laid lifeless on the sand. His throat and face were bleeding. 

Po shook in a mix of anger and shock.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” She finally screamed, Laa-Laa turns to look at her but Po was already running.

Her breathing was shortening which was very odd.

“Dipsy!” Po yells.

She trips when she gets to the dome entrance. She turns her head.

Surprisingly Laa-Laa wasn’t following her.

Po pushes herself up before stumbling in, her purple eyes widen.

Laa-Laa must have gotten here first due to how slow Po was. She’s standing over Dipsy’s limp body. Blood was spilled on the ground, on the slide. She’s gripping Dipsy’s head by the antenna. 

The biggest problem being the head wasn’t attached to his neck.

The red teletubby turns on her feet and runs again, ignoring her body’s need to stop. She didn’t get far before someone, if she couldn’t guess who, tackled her.

Po growls and screams, before she could curse Laa-Laa out, she couldn’t breathe. She clutches at her neck, where she feels the roughness of a rope.

You bitch!

Laa-Laa shortens the rope before standing up, and drags the girl somewhere while still strangling her.

Po kicks and scratches at the grass trying to slow the other, but it does nothing. She doesn’t possess a survival instinct, but she fights mentally to cling onto life. 

Soon the feeling of grass and dirt on the back of her shirt left, and something hard replaced it. She supposes this could be called ‘dragged up on a tree’. Or pulled up? 

The choking became worse suddenly, Po twists and turns, trying to take off the rope. She looks down when she realizes she was swaying.

Laa-Laa observes her with curious green eyes.

“You’re still alive?”

Po struggled to keep her gaze on this crazy bitch.

“You’re going to die eventually, there’s no point in holding on.” She tilts her head. “You’ll see Tinky again if you give into the darkness.”

The fucking what?

“I’m not leaving until I see you die.” 

To Po’s dismay, Laa-Laa blurs into a mess of colors. She couldn’t…

Her body goes limp as her eyes roll into the back of her head.

Laa-Laa wordlessly heads back to the dome, hopefully the infection hasn’t kicked into motion in Dipsy’s body yet. She sighs in relief, the head and body are still there.

She heaves his corpse onto her shoulder before picking up his head and puts it under her arm.

Off through the caves, to the outskirts then it should kick in when they get to the satellite station. Maybe she’ll get to see this so-called ‘Guardian’. 

Laa-Laa read about him in Noo-Noo’s notes and considering she didn’t encounter him all night, he sounds like the worst she’s ever heard of.

Maybe he’ll stop being a lil coward if he lives to reach the station.