#cause y'all know your shit and I don't wanna embarrass myself

[amischiefofmuses]

Can't wait to finish iconing the deadpool movies, because then it's time for cartoon appearances and the comics - and it's about time I brushed up on the comics ngl, haven't read them in about ten years so I'm sure there's been a lot of stuff that's happened that I'm entirely unaware of.

[minhosimthings]

Chocolate Sauce

Synopsis: In which you lick Jake's abs and leave a very angry Jake with hickeys on his stomach

Pairings: Bf!idol!Jake × fem!idol!reader

Warnings: smut, 18+ MINORS DNI, fingering, reader licks Jake's abs, oral (f and m), overstimulation, rough sex, mean dom Jake, sub reader, swearing, mention of food, choking, angry sex (meow)

A/N: GUESS WHO DROOLED WHILE WATCHING JAKE DO THE GUILTY CHALLENGE. THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE. So blame Jake not me because bitch had to do that shit on my period. I wanna touch those abs so bad it's actually so bad I hate myself. Anyways, enjoy this shitpost y'all peace.

Sim Jaeyun never failed to amaze you. Even as your boyfriend of three years, about whom you knew probably everything about, he always was succesful in pissing you off, or worse, riling you up. And sometimes when both of the phenomenons happened at the same time, it was a time of bliss for Jake.

"What the fuck Jayeun?" You threw your head back to look at your boyfriend, on whose thigh you were currently sleeping. He looked handsome as ever, hair all messy and fluffy, with the usual grin imprinted on his face. "What happened baby?" He pouted as you got up from his thigh and sat in front of him. "Please tell me I did not just see you acting like a whore on stage right now on my for you page." Jake turned his head sideways, an adorable thing he did when he was confused, and peeked into your phone. A devilish smirk formed on his face as he saw what was causing your current state of distress. "Oh that?" He mused, leaning back against the bedframe, "Yeah I did the Guilty challenge. Pretty good right? You know, Riki was saying my dancing impro-" "I don't give a fuck about the dancing Sim Jayeun." You cut him off, eyes faltering at the way he was looking at you, "I'm talking about the way you literally just showed your abs to every fucking person in that room."

To say that you were jealous was an understatement. Of course Jake had officially taken a pledge that he would never show his abs to anyone except you. And you remembered that the pledge also included not showing it to engenes.

"Aww." Jake cooed, wrapping his arms around your waist and leaning into your chest, "Is my girl jealous?" Resisting the urge to kiss his strawberry lips, you decided to pick up your phone and scroll through your reels, completely ignoring your boyfriend.

"Come on baby-" Jake smirked, leaning closer to your face, "-you know you can't resist me for more than five minutes." His last words were finished in almost a rough whisper, which knocked you off your wind. "I'll forgive you if you do one thing for me." You finally responded, sitting up straight and crossing your arms. "Order away, princess." Jake cocked his head to the left, smirk ever omnipresent on his stupidly handsome face.

"Let me lick your abs."

You didn't know whether it was out of pure shock, or pure embarrassment that Jake choked on air, but he did and accidentally smacked you in the head. "Jake!" You rubbed the back of your head with your hand. "You wanna do what now?" He spoke in a unusually grave voice, looking at you with bedroom eyes.

"Sim Jayeun I think I said it clear enough." You scoffed, "I want to lick your abs. If you don't wanna do it, that's fine I guess." You shrugged your shoulders and leaned back against the bedframe, getting back to your phone. "Alright then." Jake got up swiftly from the bed, and moved out of the room, walking a pace faster than usual. You tried not to think much about it, as you scrolled through the reels again, your fingers distracting you from wherever Jake was, until you heard the sound of your fridge bang close.

"Jake what are you doing?" You quizzed as Jake walked in, a bottle held tightly in his hands. He plummeted down next to you on the bed, and leaned in, giving you a tiny peck on the cheek. "Here." He nudged the bottle into your hand, forcing you to drop your phone into your lap, which he immediately took and hid in the bedside drawer. "Jaeyun!" You reached for your phone, trying to climb over him, "Give me my phone back." "Not until you read the label of that bottle baby."

You rolled your eyes and took the bottle in your eyes, peering to read the lable written in big glittery letters. "Chocolate Sauce?" You sniggered, "What the fuck do you want me to do with it?"

"Well I figured-" Jake popped open the cap of the bottle, "-since it's not pancake season and you don't use it for anything, why don't you lick it off of my abs?"

Your eyes widened at Jake, as he leaned back further, slowly unbuttoning his white shirt. For perhaps the first time in the entire evening, you noticed how truly scrumptious Jake looked in messy hair. "Jak-" "oh come on princess." Jake leaned closer to your ear, "I know you want to do it so bad like the slut you are."

His rough voice made your legs shiver. Jake had unbuttoned his shirt already, giving you a full display of his carved chest and abs. You held out a hand to stroke it, but Jake was quick to grab it with his. "Not until you lick them baby." He let go of your hand, "Are you scared princess?"

You meekly shook your head, and removed your shirt faster than Jake could blink an eyes. He slid a hand behind to your back, fingers searching to unclasp your bra. "Or should we leave it on?" Jake removed his hand from scratching your upper back, "I wanna see those nice tits bounce around in that cute little fabric which isn't hiding shit by the way." He leaned over to kiss your cheek again, "You could have asked for something new you know. Would have loved to buy you something in pink."

You took the open Hershey's bottle in your hand, and took a deep breath before turning it upside down and letting the gooey liquid come out, drizzling over Jake's abs. Jake let out a wince as it touched his skin, probably from the cold temp of the sauce. Anything for his princess though, he thought, enduring the cold grip.

"It doesn't hurt does it?" You spoke, uncertainty grazing your tone, "Maybe I should get-" "shh princess." Jake cooed at you, lifting a hand to stroke your cheek with his thumb, "Just lick them nothing hurts." His strict tone made you falter again, as you licked your lips, leaning over his body as he settled himself in the bed.

You moved towards his abs, taking in how beautiful they looked under the brown sauce. Lowering your tongue to them, you glanced up at Jake. His eyes were closed, and his eyelids were barely moving. As dead as a fish, you thought.

"Ooh princess-" Jake let out a moan, as your tongue touched his abs. You didn't know if it was the fact that the it was probably expired, or the fact that you were licking it off of Jake's belly, but man did the sauce taste good. You really didn't have a taste for sweet things, preferring your coffee bitter and your waffles without honey. But oh god, did sugar taste good when you were licking it off of Jake's belly, your tongue dying to have a taste of his cock.

"Mm-babe-ah fuck." Jake moaned, his voice grasping for more as he traced your hair with his fingers, unconsciously gripping them harder. Your tongue moved swiftly across the board of Jake's tummy, your fingers digging into the sides of his abdomen, desperately searching for more. You could feel the bulge in Jake's pants, rubbing against your belly as you leaned further in, mouth almost begging to have a taste of your favourite poison A thin line of sweat decorated your brow, as you closed your eyes, sinking into Jake's muttered words. "Mine. All mine." He mumbled in between sweet moans. Drunk on the feathery touch of your tongue on his skin, as it moved slowly, licking up all the sticky sweet substance, he didn't even notice that he was pressing your head further and further down. "J-Jake." "Shut up and go suck my cock right now." He commanded, making you whimper as you wiped off the chocolate from your mouth. You had never seen Jake like this before, eyes akin to a wolf filled with desperate hunger.

You quickly unbuttoned Jake's pants, hands fumbling as you did, while he looked on at your figure, all trembling. He loved seeing you like this, like a lamb going off to the slaughter house. It heightened his ego greatly, seeing his princess be so obedient towards him.

You pull his jeans down and mouth at his clothed dick. You began to suck the tip and run your tongue over the slit. You loved the taste of him in your mouth. He was heavy and warm. "Fuck your mouth feels so good." Jake moaned out, his hand resting on the top of your head. You take more into your mouth and you deep throat him. He touched the back of your throat before you looked at him to start fucking your face. He pulls out before slamming back in. He does this a few times as you sputter around him. You weren't expecting him to be so hard to take as he fucked your throat. He moved against your mouth as you sucked him for everything he had. You wanted him to cum in your mouth. He pressed deeper in your throat as you gripped his thighs in hopes of him letting up.

"Fucking hell, you are such a slut." Jake chuckles as he pulls out, to see your mouth coated in his cum. "Just for you." You pant, wiping your mouth with the towel Jake handed you. "Hmm" Jake groaned, moving slightly to make space for you to rest in his arms. "...'m love you princess." He mumbled as you drifted off into sleep.

"L/N Y/N you are in big trouble." Jake's puppy eyes appeared on the screen of your phone, as you picked up the call. "You know usually people greet their partners with a 'hey babe' or a 'i love you till death'." You giggled, moving on with your laundry. Thank god it was the holidays and your members weren't there to annoy you about Jake, you thought as you slammed the washing machine door close and returned to your boyfriend's angry face. "Y/N I swear to God-" Jake sighed, plopping into a chair, "Do you know how much my stylist scolded me today? And do you wanna know the reason why?" Although you already knew what was going to come out of Jake's mouth, you decided to play innocent, wanting to make him more angry. You did always love when he was angry.

"Why baby?" You pouted, widening your eyes and setting your phone down on the table, at a mischievous angle. "You know why princess." Jake's angry tone came through again, "For all the marks you left on my stomach yesterday? They wanted to put me in a crop top today like all the members but instead, because of you, I had to stay in a fucking jacket." "Hmm" you shrugged your shoulders, "sad." You spoke, before cutting the call abruptly. You giggled in response to nobody's joke as you hopped off of the kitchen counter and opened up the fridge to find something to eat, waiting eagerly for Jake to get back home.

Anger was an emotion which was a rarity for Jake. Even when he did get angry, it would usually be playful anger, with Niki or Jay. But somehow you managed to piss him off to his guts, and as he rode in the car, with Sunghoon side eyeing his furrowed face, he thought of all the ways he could punish you as soon as he got home and layed his hands on your body.

"Ah fuck it." You curse as you burn your toast, having left it on the stove for too long. You had wasted a lot of time admiring yourself in front of the mirror, tracing your eyes over the pretty bra you wore, one of Jake's favourites. And now, as you silently waited for your boyfriend to come home, fumbling with the straps of your bra, you wondered what he was going to do to you.

The keyhole clicked twice at the sound of a key being pushed in. You barely had time to get any words out of your mouth as Jake can stomping in, a dark expression clouding his face. There was little time to brace yourself for Jake's next move. You're pressed against the wall before you can protest, although you wouldn’t dare object to this.

“You love when I make you feel good, don’t you baby? Who’s my good girl?” And that’s what did it for you, your eyes rolled back and you tightened around his fingers, but Jake wasn’t taking just that response this evening. He put his fingers in your mouth, and he asked again with raised eyebrows, “What was that? Who’s my good girl?” His fingers lingered down to your throat, applying just enough pressure so that you could still talk. “Yours, only yours” you replied. He nibbled your ear, smirk still prevalent on his face. He whispered in your ear once more,

Jake grips the backs of your thighs and lifts you up, wedging your hips with his own, keeping you steady. A new hardness presses against your core as he juts his hips into you, pure instinct taking over his movements. His cock twitches in his jeans - he needs to watch his cock sink into you, to watch your face contort in bliss when he bottoms out in your pussy. The friction on your swelling clit was rough and warm, with Jake's cock perfectly nestled atop your drenched slit. Each rough push shot pleasure through your core, but it wasn’t enough for your aching cunt.

He moves the two of you to the couch and putting you on your hands and knees before pulling your pants down. He played with your thong before pulling them off too. His tongue goes straight into your little hole which causes you to scream. He tongue fucks you for a little bit before moving up to your clit. He sucks it into his mouth which has you pushing back on his mouth. Jake continues until you are almost there but he stops.

"No-Jake." You whine, jutting out your bottom lip. "You don't get to fucking cum until I say so, got it?" Jake growls, making you whimper and sink into the couch.

He presses his cock to your hole and presses inside. The stretch felt like it would never end. As he pressed in, you felt full already and he was not even half way in. You moan as Jake whispers about you being his whore and that he isn't going to let you go. He keeps fucking up into you with fever and the only thing you could do was to take it. You had no choice with how good he was fucking you.

"Oh, fuck yes," he groaned, totally entranced by the way your pussy warped with his size, swallowing his cock into your soft walls. He bucked his hips on instinct and struck you deeper. You cried softly against your hand, trying to quiet yourself when the tip of his cock pressed against your cervix.

With another set of thrusts you became undone around him, clenching down onto Jake's cock, letting out a high-pitched moan as your orgasm flowed through you. Jake hissed through his teeth at the warm, fluttering sensation, satisfied at your soft moans falling out of your slacked mouth.

"Attagirl, just keep goin'," Jake said sweetly, pulling and pushing your hips in the same rhythm as before. The overstimulation took you over and left you whimpering, sending soft pleas of slow down, it's too much, to your boyfriend.

Your sweet pussy clenched around him and he rubbed your clit as he bounced you up and down on his dick. You got closer and closer before you climaxed. It felt as if you were drowning. You could only scream as Sam doubled his efforts and you orgasmed again. "Jake please-I"

"One more princess, just one more," he says before thrusting harder. He thrusts one last time before spilling into you. His orgasm triggered yours and you squirted a lot onto his lap. He looked down and smiled at his achievement.

"You look so fucking hot right now," He said as he kissed your neck again. "Jake, I don't think I can go another round." "Don't worry sweetheart, I know you can." He said before circling your clit.

You arch your back as his fingers slip inside of you, along side his dick. He pulled out but left his fingers in. He played with the cum inside as he fucked you with his fingers. He wanted you to cum one last time. It didn't take long before you did and almost fainted in his arms.

Jake swooped you up carefully in his arms, and carried you to the bedroom, where he cleaned you up with a towel, before settling in beside you. You crawled upto him, wrapping your arms around his waist, stroking his abs, as you listened to his heartbeat.

"I'm sorry about the hickeys." You mumbled into his chest, too ashamed to show your face. Jake smiled warmly and stroked your hair, a complete contrast to what he was minutes ago. "it's alright." He kissed the top of your forehead, "Let's not pretend like I never gave you hickeys right before your Inkigayo stages." You chuckled weakly to his words, and buried yourself under the blankets, with the taste of chocolate forever lingering in your mouth.

[dr-spectre]

Hello everyone, I need to get something out there, to scream in the void as they say. I wanna vent so if you wish to skip over, it's all good. I dont know if this healthy for me to do or if this will cause issues but, fuck it.

One of the worst feelings in the world is feeling like you're a child, someone who acts so excited yet so dumb at the same time. You spend your time, energy, effort, whatever, at something that brings you happiness or excitement. And it's out of your control. You wish it would stop, but your brain has other plans.

And all it takes is one single knock at that built-up tower for it to crumble down, one comment or sentence from anyone and you're left feeling like a child and to never speak with another human being ever again.

There are so many days where I wish that I could just stay numb and feel nothing because, to be honest with y'all, sometimes I genuinely despise the way I act online, and i feel so damn embarrassed. The way I use a lot of capital words, act so mean towards people who don't know any better and just base their information off of tangible sources, feeling like a complete asshat about a fictional fucking girly character. I can't control it, but I wish I could.

I really wanna isolate myself. God I want to. I want my brain to shut up. I always tell myself, "just shut up. Just never speak again. Don't talk about anything to others. It hurts you."

I am so fucking sensitive over little shit its so annoying i hate it. I overthink beyond comprehension its actually fucking insane. Call me Callie Cuttlefish the way I "sometimes I think too much! (>_<;)"

I.... I'm tired, in all honesty. What I preach is nothing more than a headcanon, a false narrative, nothing in actual canon, I feel like I'm wrong, I shouldn't get mad at those who say other words to describe things. I'm some spoiled brat who can't accept what is there because I'm too attached to some bitch. They are right. Im a wrong autistic loser. I'm tired of hyper focusing on word choices, I'm tired of my chest hurting, I'm tired of it all. I feel so numb. I'm a fucking child.

This is way too genuine, holy shit. I may take this down later I will think about it. Its like midnight over here....

[asukaskerian]

Ichigo 🧡

1: sexuality headcanon : ... do i... do i only headcanon demisexual characters or did y'all manage to hit all of them in one go. ok maybe he's not demi exactly but low-libido at least or something. a lot of the characters around him are horny messes but he seems mostly annoyed and flustered with it. could be the teenager thing but eh.

2: otp : grimmichiiiiiiiiii

3: brotp : chad ;^;

4: notp : rukia. i KNOW i wrote it into this threesome ages and ages ago but even then i did not want! noooo ;;

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he' starts showing soul king type powers and is in deni's gonna be the next soul king, only when he starts admitting he can tell the impending divinity and is all like "i'm gonna resign myself to ending up limbless in a bigass crystal cause i don't wanna upend a whole world just for me" every single person he's ever met is gonna be REVOLUTION. they take turns beating "why does the soul king have to be sealed anyway apart from the comfort of piece of shit parasite nobles while everyone else stays in the gutter" into his head and they go to beat up ichibe and reform soul society.

6: favorite line from this character: "All right. Let's do this, Chad. You keep doing your thing and don't fight for yourself, but fight for me. And I will fight for you. If you put your life on the line to protect something, then I'll put my life on the line to protect it too."

7: one way in which I relate to this character : i, too, have bratty little siblings. u.u

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character : NOTHING he is perfect ;;

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? come ON now. he's so good. grumpy lovely sweetie.

[oh-my-damn]

Wow. You're sure putting in a lot of time and effort into a man you claim not to like. A normal person, with a normal, rational brain, would simply walk away and pay him no mind. Say you're jealous and go because girlie, it's embarrassing as fuck and so many blogs on here laugh at you behind the scenes. There's a whole ass group chat dedicated to just laughing at you and your friend's nonsense. That's how embarrassing you, and your friends, are. ///

Okay. Here we go.

First: this is absolutely not about jealousy. Bringing up problematic behavior and people needs to happen. Here’s the best part: you don’t like what’s being said, so you probably are part of the fucking problem.

@oh-my-damn has done nothing but listen and share experiences POC, myself included, have had with this, and why our feelings are the way they are. We may not agree on real or PR, but that doesn’t affect shit between us because we are fucking adults who can have grown ass conversations.

What she’s done, just by listening and not speaking over POC voices and experiences is way more than other mods on here have done. She posts the food and the bad. And if you’re uncomfortable with that, you’re part of the fucking problem.

Do you really think she nor anyone else who is friends with her actually care that there’s a ducking group chat made just to talk shit? No. Wanna know why? You probably don’t, but I’m still going to tell you.

It’s because she and her friends address the shit talking head on. There are no passive aggressive posts or asks, they don’t need to go on anon to say their piece. They talk about it to and in front of the people that cause the fucking issues in this fandom. Creating a group just to shit talk cause you’re too fucking scared or hypocritical to actually say it outright is being a fucking coward and a child.

Run back to your fucking group chat. You belong there. And trust, that’s not a good thing. Get the fuck on and outta here with this bullshit

Listen. Y'all can make as many group chats about me as you fucking want. Y'all can even try to blame me for doxxing, or talking shit, or being jealous, or being a hater, or whatever the fuck you want.

At the end of the day, I'm here doing me. I'm living my fucking life, I come on here when I have time, but otherwise I go to Law School (yes, you read that right. Keep that in mind next time you want to harrass, honeys. Oh, and that's not even my first degree. It is my second one. So yeah, come suck my dick), I write occasionally about characters or storylines that intrigue me, and I talk to my friends (and also people who are more than friends but I digress), and SOMETIMES I speak about topics that MATTER. They matter to a lot of people and they SHOULD matter to you. And the reason they probably don't, is because you're a bigoted racist. There, I said it.

Fucking hell. Make that fucking group chat. I hope you even put my pfp as your fucking cover photo. I hope you name it "Mandy's Hate Squad". I hope you talk about me all day.

ALL DAY. TALK ABOUT ME ALL DAY.

I am proud that I, little old me who started a blog without even knowing how to fucking use tumblr, am on your mind enough that you NEED A WHOLE ENTIRE CHAT TO DISCUSS ME AND WHAT I DO.

God. What an honor.

I will be handing out headshots and autographs soon.

Stay tuned for my con dates!

And @adulting-sucks? I love you. Thank you for being you, always ❤️

Oh, and I also want to add... That this entire ask from the original anon was created to, once again, DEFLECT. from the REAL ISSUES. Because that's what the Defenders do. They are apologists of REAL SHIT THAT SHOULD NOT BE EXCUSED. LIKE RACISM. AND ANTI-SEMITISM. AND FATPHOBIA.

I am sure they don't understand what it means when people start excusing that kind of shit. But luckily a lot of us do.

So fuck them.

Come suck my big sweaty balls you losers 🥰😘

[nerves-nebula]

you know what that's fair! I kinda somewhat co-hab and eh? it's more wonky than cool but I think that's 'cause we're both kinda passive RIP. One thing that gets really wild is identity issues, because after so many years of co-habing where's the difference between the two people?

Like, idk it gets blurred and messy and traits can swap back and forth, but DANG if you wanna info dump you can!! wanna rant about one thing in particular? go for it!! (as long as the other guy is chill lol). The problem is that you can get stuck in a loop of just talking to each other because like, you already know that person yeah?

idk living with just yourself in your head sounds easier in some ways but also sounds a lot more lonely. Like where's the commentary on things? Where's the random opinions and stuff?

Another -very odd and probably VERY specific- experience I've had with it is the experience of having 2 dreams at once! Like on dream is more visual while there's an entirely separate more auditory-based dream happening. It's really hard to explain and nothing IRL will ever capture anything close to that experience, but it sure is wacky!

I'd rate it 6/10. It's cool sometimes and I've adapted, but sometimes it absolutely SUCKS because you live permanently with your best friend (<- ???) but you can't like, go do stuff with them or live together or stuff like that. We're both trying our best tbh. The other guy LOVES pancakes though and they make me sick so there's that too LMAO

Trying to find rep that isn't about one person being intrinsically bad is toughhhhh. But we LOVE reading things like that because explorations into psyches are fascinating!

idk if you wanna ask a question or whatever go for it haha

OH. I didn't realize you were speaking from experience! I should probably make it clear that I'm not, like, wishing for DID or to be a system or something hah. I never had DID but my brain made like, these auto response voices for me because I couldn't handle doing things on my own and they both turned very, very mean in the end. So I had to get rid of them. I try not to miss them though, cause they really were just the meanest parts of myself hah.

I'm a bit disappointed in myself tbh because I don't have any questions ready!

When I imagine this kind of body sharing scenario, I'm usually thinking of it in terms of sharing physical experiences and supporting each others goals. And (this is a bit embarrassing to admit) the intense intimacy of literally sharing a body and life with someone.

I've kind of always desperately wanted to be understood (cause of a lot of reasons, one of which might be The Autism but there was a lot of other shit going on too) and the idea that I would share my entire life and experiences with someone DIRECTLY is. Well it's everything I want.

Hm, I guess one question I've got is how you guys decide what your life goals in general are going to be. Like, if one of you wants to go to college but you wouldnt be able to afford schooling for both the things you guys like, how do y'all decide what to pursue?

[mannick]

The interview

Minors DNI!! Warnings: Marijuana use, cursing, toy play, slight talk of masturbation. 18+ slight smut? I'm sorry for any spelling errors!

"You ready hot stuff?" Josh asked me as we all piled off the tour bus and onto the street.

I shook my head immediately."I'm so sad that you're the one I feel that's the most sane to trust with the remote." I replied with a pout clutching the pink remote close to my chest. I heard Sam snort causing me to look at him.

"You trusted Joshua more than Danny? You're truly insane." He says while nudging my arm with his elbow as we continued to walk.

My eyes met Danny's, of course he was laughing but not because of Sam said, but because he knew why I didn't trust him with that type of power. He was sweet but I've seen what happens when Daniel gets sexual power, he was definitely not the one I'd give the remote to. My whole body shivered as I pushed those thoughts out of my head.

"Daniel, honey, I'm sitting between you and Jake. I just know if I sit by Josh I will snatch the remote. Sam also will not help at all."

Sam's head snapped to me and he immediately grinned. "I will help! I'll help you become undone in front of that interviewer so you lose the bet. I want my kiss." Sam made a kissy face towards me before letting out his infamous stoner chuckle.

I am in deep shit

The night before

"How about we make a bet? I wear vibrating underwear in the interview. If I make noises and quit then you all get a kiss from me. But if you guys win, you all have to kiss Danny and Danny has to kiss you guys.. I wanna see some tongue!" I suggested confident with my stoned decision. The marijuana definitely influencing my thinking at this point.

Danny smirked before speaking "You barely keep quiet with your fingers, it's almost like you want to kiss us all." He kept eye contact as he spoke, him obviously getting a kick out of how I immediately became red.

My face completely flushed from embarrassment, he must've heard me in my bunk often. "Shut up Danny, you don't know what you're talking about." I retorted with red cheeks.

Jake shook his head smiling, "We've all heard you Y/N, you get um.. you get really-" Sam immediately interjected "Really wet, so if we don't hear your stifled moans we still hear- you?"

By this time my face was in my hands and josh tried not to laugh at my embarrassment "Cmon Y/N don't be embarrassed, I'm sure you've heard one of us jerk off before."

I nodded and looked at him slightly biting my bottom lip "I always hear you guys.. that's why I'm always so wet when I uhh... ya know... I'm thinking about you guys doing- that..." My head went down as I started picking at my fresh acrylics.

Daniel cleared his throat and laid his head back on the couch. "Good to know." He stated while turning his head my way to look at me again.They all looked at each other I guess making a decision to agree to the deal I had struck up.

"Okay, we agree to your deal. But- if you want me to tongue down Danny, I get full control of the remote." Josh says looking into my eyes with a goofy smile, his eyes low and red. He was truly high, we all were.

Smiling up at him I looked at the other boys who waited on your response. "Fine Joshua."

Sam smirked "Also if you hear us, it would be nice of you to ask if we need help-"

Jake threw a pillow at Sam's head causing us all to laugh. "Shut up dude!"

-end of flashback-

Immediately as we walked I handed Joshua the remote which he put in his pocket. I stuck myself myself between Jake and Danny, I grabbed both of their hands squeezing them.

Jacob leaned down whispering "Y/n, relax. We can stop the bet right now if you'd like."

I shook my head and nervously grinned "Y'all are truly hell bent over a kiss from me huh?"

Jake only smirked and looked away as a response still holding my hand.

Sam popped out of nowhere nodding childishly "I am! Can't t speak for the rest of them."

My lips curled into a smile as I stood on my tippy toes kissing the corner of Sam's mouth gently. "Mwah! Something to hold you over until you POSSIBLY get another one."

Sam's cheeks went red and he got quiet as the other boys whooped and snickered at him. I kissed his cheek and pushed him playfully causing him to stumble and laugh a bit.

Jake wraps his arm around my waist as we walk into the building. Josh turns around with a small smirk before speaking "It starts now, last chance to puss out."

I shake my head and sit on the couch between Danny and Jake "I'm not backing down Joshua."

Josh bit his lip sitting in a chair and sliding his hand in his pocket. We had a few minutes before the interviewer came so it was just a bunch of set people making sure everything was set up right for the cameras. Suddenly I felt a vibration starting very slowly in my underwear, I took my bottom lip between my teeth and gripped jakes thigh while leaning my head onto Danny's shoulder. I felt Danny chuckle and look to Josh who was smirking from across the room.

"oh fuuuuck" I moaned into Danny's shoulder. My hips began to move in small circles as a bit down on my bottom lip to keep myself from getting loud.

"Look at how pretty she is." Jake mumbled to the guys as he roughly grabbed the back of my neck making me show my face to them all.

Sam bit his bottom lip "Y/n you're so fucking pretty."

"So pretty mama." Josh mumbled as he turned the vibrator to the second highest speed.

That caused my back to arch and me to audibly suck in a breath. Their words swirling in my head making me wetter than I could even fathom. My slick had created a pool in my underwear. In that moment I completely understood what the boys meant with the whole "We still hear– you" comment. My nipples were noticeably hard and my sweater rubbed against them as my body bucked, making my eyes water from the sensation.

Danny took notice of my hardened nipples and pretended to get something off of my shirt pinching one of my them gently.

I let a out stifled needy moan, my eyes closing briefly before a slight slap was given to my cheek, turning me on even more.

Danny smirked and leaned down to my ear whispering "Eyes need to stay open-yeah?" I breathed out and nodded biting my lip trying to keep myself together as they stared at me intensely, I was truly becoming undone.

-15 minutes into the interview-

Josh turned the vibrator off once the interviewer entered the room, which was a fucking relief. However, the boys kept giving me sly smirks and kissy faces throughout the whole interview. They think they have the upper hand– they do but that's so not the point!

"So Y/n, what do you do? Like what's your job description?" She asks with a playful smile turning to me waiting for a response.

I laughed and scratched my head  "It's more like what don't I do. I sell merch, I plan EVERYTHING, I help put most shows and things together. I run the GretaVanFleet accounts on ALL platforms because Samuel is a menace. " I laugh and shoot a wink to Sam who chuckles and nods.

"I would agree, I am a menace. My media presence is just too raw for our fans I guess." He shrugs and makes direct eye contact with interviewer as he laughs.

The interviewer laughs and tries to avoid eye contact with Sam. Her cheeks flushed red and I let out a little huff in response while rolling my eyes. "He isn't even that fucking funny." I mumbled under my breath causing Danny and Jake both to chuckle.

Jake leaned down whispering "Jealousy is so hot on you princess." My cheeks immediately begin to burn as the a burn in my stomach started to come back.

He then looks over at Josh who was sitting up pushing his hand into his pocket. I didn't really think too much of it because I was too focused on the fact that Sam was still flirting with the interviewer, looking over to gauge my reaction here and there. That was until I felt a vibration on the highest level causing me to gasp and close my eyes while putting my head down on my knees.

The interviewer looked concerned and turned to face me."Hey Y/n are you okay?"

Jake wrapped an arm around my waist pulling me to sit upright again, pulling me into his side allowing me to put my face in the crook of his neck with a whimper, while rubbing circles on my side with a smile "She's fine, she just has really terrible cramps."

I hum in response softly all while nodding agreeing to what Jake says. The interviewer gave me a sympathetic look before saying "Girl I know exactly how you feel! Sorry you're going through that."

I nodded a gave a small smile back. I then turned to look at josh who was wearing his signature smirk, I locked eyes with him as a bit down on my bottom lip while feeling the bullet violently vibrate against my sensitive bud. My hand went up to the back of Jake's neck and i tugged on his hair as a squeezed my eyes shut feeling a knot form in my stomach. His jaw clenched and he cleared his throat letting me know it turned him on when I pulled his hair.

"Mmfh- fuck." I let slip out - I  immediately started apologizing to the interviewer who was completely understanding.

Sam was obviously amused as he leaned back in his chair watching me try to keep my moans contained. The interviewer remained completely clueless as to what was actually going on, the low buzzing of the vibrator only loud enough for me and the boys I shared the couch with to hear. My breaths were obviously uneven and sharp, I ground down into the vibration feeling sparks all over my body as I was close. So fucking close.

The boys continued the interview as if nothing was going on. Danny whispers something to Jake behind me and he nods and smiles.

" I admire how much of a good girl you're being for us right now." A husky voice belonging to Daniel whispered into my neck making me shudder, my climax almost reaching.

I was so wet, the wettest I've ever been my panties were completely ruined and my pants were going to be soaked through  as well. Danny's still hand that rested on my lower back began to fall lower, his hand slipping into the waistband of my pants. He was subtle at first just gripping my ass a bit causing me to push back into his hand. As my climax was right there and right as I started to cum josh shut the vibrator off completely making my eyes shoot open and me to glare him down.

He, however, found that funny and he laughed at my reaction. Sam followed snickering a bit. Jake didn't move at all, he just smirked and turned to look at me. Josh then started to speak

"Is the pain too much? Do you want to go back to the bus and quit the interview?" He cocked his brow at me waiting for an answer.

I bit my lip and surprised them by nodding. "I guess my cramps win, it was nice to meet you and I hope to see you again soon." I say directly to the interviewer then I look at the boys who look pleased. "I'll see you boys on the bus."

I stood up and smirked as I walked out of the room- well more like wobbled out of the room. I was a bit uncomfortable as my underwear were very slippery. But, I had a plan now. Those boys were the ones in deep shit now.

Let me know if I should do a second part! This also my first fanfic/ imagine so talk to me! Let me know if it’s good or not!

[cottoncandy-jester]

✨lie down darling Its time for a dream✨

Faking it (dad squad)

So basically this is what happens if the dad squad found out reader faked an orgasm before

This is of course 18+ and the reader is female

Daichi suwamura

Okay so daichi honestly was never worried about y'all sex life

Like you moan his name everytime why is he worried

It's when you and the rest of the karasuno group get drunk and play truth of dare

When it's your turn.. you're drunk off six shots of tequila and tanaka asks you to reveal your deepest secret

"okay okay! Sooo during me and daichi's fourth anniversary, we fucked and I may have totally faked it"

Wait what.

WHAT?!

Everyone else is laughing but daichi is over here having a mental breakdown

You did what?!

How many more have you faked?! Were they all fake?! Did he ever really make you cum?

It did not take long for daichi to drag you away to the nearest bathroom

You gasp when daichi pinned you against the wall his mouth attacking your neck while his hands roamed your body now gripping your hips as he ripped your panties off.

"faked an orgasm?! Damn it how many did you fake? Doesn't matter don't tell me. I'm going to fuck you against this wall and you are going to cum over and over til I know for sure you like having sex with me"

He fucked you until you couldn't think anymore, he also made sure EVERYONE heard it.

Tooru oikawa

You were having girl talk with the other managers and the topic of sex came up

They all assume he's some sex god which makes you laugh

Oikawa is honestly such a dork during sex that you couldn't help but spills beans

"honestly he was so nervous during our first time, It was so cute..though he didn't really make me.. y'know"

Oh BOY

News travelled fast and before you know it at 4am you had a pissed oikawa at your door

The loud harsh banging interrupted your sleep and you went to the door only to see oikawa standing there, your sleepy eyes trailed his body up and down and you noticed he was gripping his phone so tight his knuckles turned white, you didn't even get to speak when the male stormed inside and let's out a frustrated sigh.

"why are rumors about me being bad in bed spreading around?!"

"I dunno...maybe you have a hater, babe it's like 4am..why are you here?"

Oikawa snapped his head towards you before walking towards you anger fuming towards you before he gripped your arm tightly.

"everyone is saying you started the rumor, so tell me little cutie what the fuck have you been saying?"

Your eyes got wide as the conversation with the girls resurfaced in your head and you softly reached out to put your hands on his cheeks which made him relax but he was still clearly annoyed.

"sorry, tooru it was just one little story. Girl talk y'know and it's fine lots of people can't make their partner cum their first time you just ha-"

You were cut off by the male roughly pulling you towards your room, everytime you tried to speak oikawa would glare at you before demanding that you shut up. Once in your room he pushed you on the bed his ego clearing having dropped now that you admitted the truth.

"I am good at sex! I am Great! I just have to prove to you that you are with the best man ever"

As he spoke he started to strip before his cold glare landed on you before he crawled ontop and wrapped a hand around your throat.

"you are going to be begging me to stop making you cum once I'm done with you"

He made you tell everyone that you cummed extra hard that night, even if it was super embarrassing to say.

Tetsuro kuroo

You two were arguing

It started with him being jealous of a person at work flirting with you and it just blew up

Screams and swears shooting back at the other

Low blows were dealt

You both don't even remember what the fight was about

Then..you said it

"God you are so cocky! It's shit like that, that make me fake orgasms during sex"

He shut up after that one for sure

All he can think about was how many did you fake and how he failed as your lover

Why didn't you tell him you weren't feeling good during sex?

Kuroo remained quiet as he let his brain think, after saying it you quickly walked over and hugged him hoping he wasn't angry at you

"baby! I'm sorry I didn't mean it, I was just upset and you were just upset you forgive me yeah?"

"how many times?"

"that doe-"

"how many damn times?!"

You flinched when he forced you to look at him showing pain in his eyes and you couldn't help but be honest with him.

"only a few, during those times where I was just really sleepy that's it"

Kuroo let's out a shaky sigh before he peppered soft kisses along your neck. He was pretty hurt at the moment but he did want to make it up to you, plus make up sex was always good

"come, let's talk this out yeah?"

His tone was soft as he guided you to the bedroom thought talking wasn't the plan he had, he wanted to make you see stars and make sure he could actually make you cum.

Koutaro bokuto

Okay so maybe it wasn't a good idea to pump up bokuto's ego every time you guys have sex

All your praise makes him think he's the best in the world

But when it came time for a girls night at you and bokuto's place stuff starts to spill

You told bokuto to spend the night at akaashi or something but you didnt think he would come home

"sooo [y/n]! How is bokuto in bed?! We gotta know"

The question made you embarrassed while bokuto stood outside you guys' bedroom listening in

Yes dear wife tell them how my sex is the best in the world

"koutaro, tries his best. Sometimes he gets a little too excited and cums early so he gets too tired to finish and we end up cuddling before I can climax so I just fake it"

WHAT?!

Bokuto automatically swings the door open scaring both you and the girls

He is legit tearing up and about to sob

After, very quickly telling the girls to leave he cries into your stomach while you pet his head

"why didn't you tell me?! I would have made it all better"

"oh..kou..it's no big deal"

Your soothing which would usually work just wasn't working right now, bokuto sniffled as he looked up at you with tearful eyes, you were his baby owl and he couldnt even make you feel good?!

He couldn't believe that! No he won't accept that! Before you can respond bokuto pushed you down on the bed before starting to pull your pants and underwear off your body

"kou! W-what the hell?!"

"just let me do this please! I need to know that I can do this, I just want you to be happy with me..so..let me worship you"

You were shocked but shuddered at the feeling of soft kisses against your inner thigh, with one final sniffle bokuto was now focused on something else.

He proceeded to eat you out that night until you cummed so much that you was sobbing but by the end of it he was so happy to know that he can make you cum and of course he was more mindful about your needs.

Wakatoshi ushijima

Oh jeez

Okay so he makes it very clear that bedroom talk is off limits

What you two do in bed is your business hell you guys don't really talk about sex and spend more time just doing it

You are very tight lipped about your sex life but tendou Is a very stubborn guy

He is constantly asking you what's it like..mostly cause he wants to tease wakatoshi

After finally bothering you to the point where you wanna hit him you confess

"toshi is great okay?! I mean sure he has his moments of not really getting me there but it's good so stop asking!"

OHOHOHO HE HAS TO KNOW MORE

after explaining that wakatoshi tends to be boringly vanilla you expect him to let it go

No bitch this is tendou 'i give no fucks' satori

Proceeds to tease wakatoshi about it every chance he gets

"wow who knew you could be boring in all departments"

"sooooo, you really like it vanilla huh?"

Of course oblivious wakatoshi doesn't pay him any mind until a drunk tendou spills the beans

"guess who told me that you're boring in bedddd~ pfft she said you are so slow that it is like fucking a box"

You of course didn't say that but you were shocked to see wakatoshi at your door the next day

"did you tell tendou about our sex life?"

Well fuck.

you honestly should have expected this. You let out a shaky sigh as you merely avoided eye contact you felt pretty embarrassed and ashamed

"yeah, sorry toshi he kept bugging me about it"

"you telling him is not why I'm upset"

You were honestly shocked and looked up only to see wakatoshi's face close to yours, his eyes were intense and honestly gave you chills.

"did you say I was boring during sex? Is this true?"

"um..yeah but it's okay I mean it's still good it's just very..typical I mean we do the same stuff all the time and you just tend to be, slow"

Wakatoshi was a little shocked by your words but he calmly sighed and ran his fingers through his hair as he tried to think of what exactly he needed to do.

"then my future wife, allow me to spend the night making you feel good instead of myself, you can tell me exactly what I need to do in order to bring you to climax again and again."

And you did exactly that, he was quite obedient and even did things he never done before just so he can make you feel good.

[alexalblondo]

hi! this is gonna be so random and sudden i'm sorry but i have a question -- how do you cope with people writing off and criticizing seb? i started to really stan him over winter break (mostly because of blogs like yours!) and i made the mistake of reading three articles that said aston martin made a mistake in choosing seb (one from max, one from eddie jordan, and one from reddit) and i'm just... just y'all fucking wait to eat your words sebastian "twink-turned-fuckboy-turned-father" is gonna be back to kick all of y'alls asses 😤😤😤 but honestly tho like how do you cope with that. it's fine if you don't answer this (ik this may be sudden and draining) but i hope you're having a good day!! 💓

Hello 💕

Okay, so this ask is super old and I remember seeing it and having so many thoughts and then no time to answer and then forgetting and then remembering but being embarrassed cause it took me so long and ... I just reblogged sth about toxic traits and yeah, that’s one of mine: never answering messages 🙈

So I am sorry but if you still care: here are my thoughts!

(Under a read more cause a bitch has things to say)

I should admit beforehand that I am still fairly new to online fandom of F1, I didn’t really consider getting involved in it when I watched as a child and I didn’t care enough to look for fandom when I restarted keeping up with it in like 2018 ... until Ferrari fired Seb and ya‘ll kept trending that is 🙈😂

But back to dealing with the criticism, I think it comes down to a few things:

1, You have to figure out what you want from F1 and especially this fandom! Me, I met some really cool people and I found out I love making memes so that’s what I am doing and - this is my white girl privilege I guess - I will sometimes ignore toxic stuff so it won’t kill my mood (it‘s easier with Seb than it is with Alex cause some of ya‘ll are ✨racist✨)

2, consider who is criticizing Seb, which for me is such a big thing cause if you look at the people the criticize him (Max aside) it‘s never the people who know him and never the people who actually raced against him! Those people are usually full of praise of him, like Lewis or Charles or Horner or fuck, even Mark! Hell, even Fernando has by now admitted that Seb didn’t deserve the shit he said about him back then!

3, what are they actually saying? I mean, generally speaking it‘s always: Seb is washed up. Seb is too sensitive of a driver. Seb just got lucky being in RBR at the time. Sbinalla! And just, you know what? You don’t get 4 titles, you don’t become the third most successful driver of all time and you don’t take the fight so close to Lewis and Mercedes for so long by sheer luck!

4, Seb says he doesn’t care and while I think it’s bullshit that he doesn’t care at all - I think Seb has been in this sport too long and has gotten too much shit even when he was running the show to actually give the critics too much space so why should I? I am here to support Seb not to fight assholes!

5, one thing that plays into this but for me deserves it’s own point: you mentioned the thing about proving the critics wrong and while I want Seb to come out on top with Aston Martin ... I also think he has fuck all to prove to anyone, buddy IS the third most successful driver (so far), he IS a four times WDC, he IS an amazing athlete ... and most importantly he seems to be a wonderful human being and a loving father and honestly that‘s more important to me and also means (imo) he has shit all to prove to anyone, especially guys like Max or Martin Brundle or men on reddit who haven’t had a quarter of the success he‘s had!

6, and this is where I commit sacrilege so please no one cancel me as a Seb fan but: one thing that really helped me deal with people criticizing Seb is the fact that I accepted (for myself) imho Seb really isn’t the best driver ever ... he isn’t as talented as Lewis or Michael or Ayrton or whatever ... he does have more flaws as a driver ... he can be a bully on track ... he makes dumb mistakes ... but you know what? Idc! That‘s the thing for me: Idc if he‘s the best or if he’s winning or if he beats so and so and proves so and so wrong cause I like HIM both as a driver and a person and I want him to be happy and I wanna support him and while I am obviously always hoping he comes our on top if he doesn’t? Eh, that‘s okay for me! What I love about Seb is that he’s been so successful despite all his flaws because for me Seb wasn’t this successful cause he’s oh so talented (like Max supposedly is) but cause he put in the work! For me Seb proves that sometimes loving something and then working for it ... even when you might not be as good at it initially ... is worth it! That wanting something bad enough can get you somewhere even when everything wants you to fail

And that‘s my thought and if you do read it dear anon, I hope you are well and this helped or maybe you have completely different thoughts by now or don’t even care about Seb anymore but yeah, this is how I deal!

Anyways, stay frosty and remember: red means stop but green means go!

[alex-baebae]

Pieces of honor

Chapter 3

Many guys have been knocked out. I don’t know what time it is. “Choi vs Li” the announcement for him “good luck” I tell him smiling, he smiles me back. The fight between them was rough but Seunghyun seemed to be the one who was controlling the situation, suddenly his opponent fell.

That was the first day of the exam, now we are in a special formation. They will give us new instructions in no time, I was next to Seunghyun. “So tomorrow, you will fight with the guys next to you, only the half will be here, you can leave now”. Seunghyun looks at me immediately trying to say something, I just put my hand on his arm “let’s go” I say walking towards our car.

...

“Ahj��� Seunghyun complains “it hurts” I chuckle “of course it hurts! My lovely child look what they have done to you!” Miss Liu exclaims angry. We are sitting on the big couch of the Mansion's living room, I keep cleaning my face by myself “my little princess, I can do that” she says worried about my reddish face (you know there is blood mixed with ethyl alcohol) “no, I can do it Miss Liu… better help Seunghyun, he cannot reach his back” I try to smile with my broken lips.

12pm… I’m about to go to the bed “fuck that guy really punched me hard” I say looking at my face through the big mirror on my wall, someone knocks the door. I open it “Seunghyun” I whisper, he enters quickly.

“What are you doing here? You have to rest” I give him a non-sense look “not gonna fight you tommorow” he looks into my eyes locking the door behind him “you have to! I mean we have to!” he says nothing “I don’t want to, but we have to” I add. Then I sit on my bed “but, I can’t… I… I just cannot do anything in order to hurt you” he explains “Seunghyun you know how this works, you cannot change the rules” I say before looking down thinking about my next steps “I’ll renounce then, I cannot let you do such a thing” I say firmly “but your father, your mother what about them?” he says kneeling next to me “I’ll have more opportunities but you…” he interrupts me “you’ll dishonor them”.

I want so badly to have Seunghyun by side, this is the only way… it doesn’t matter what my parents say, after all, he is the only one who I feel less miserable with.

As I told you first, I have confidence problems since I was a child, plus now that I’m an adult for my parents.... I know all the things they do for money… I just can’t carry on by myself. I need someone, maybe I’m depressed.

“Seunghyun, better leave, someone can hear us” I say trying to escape from making decisions “how many times have we been doing this? We haven’t gotten caught” he insists to be here, I can’t think well. “Sorry” is all I can say, he smiles and caress my cheeks “I have to tell you something important” he says now holding my hands “I’m...” he’s hesitating “I can’t fight you tomorrow because... I’m so fucking in love with you”.

I'm surprised as hell. I mean, it's not like I had not feelings for him, but I have been forcing myself to see him as a friend. I was worried to show him my feelings, he could reject me and I would be alone again, I don’t want to be alone as I have told you.

"I shouldn't have told you that" he says, I'm still quiet "I'm leaving" he walks towards my dorm's door "where do you go?" I shut the door which was been barely open by him, I kiss him, he holds me and returns the kiss.

"Ouch!" My lips hurt, again some blood is on them "sorry, I was so excited" he is nervous as hell "sleep with me" I asked him kissing his jaw "N-no, someone can hear us" he has his hands over my waist "so, are you afraid of it?" I tease him a little "yes, your father will tear me up in seconds" I laugh "come on! He will not do it" I kiss again the both sides of his jaws "I'm not afraid of what he could do to me, but surely I will not be able to see you again" I kiss this time his lips.

"Do to really are scared of that?" he lifts me "of course" he peppers kisses all over my neck "I have been in love so much time that, I cannot be away from you anymore" he adds "neither" I whisper.

"Then let's sleep at your place" I suggest "at my...?" He seems confused "if someone see us they'll think that I was the one looking for your love, not vice versa" he chuckles "please" I hug him tighter "my bed is not comfortable" he says "I don't mind" I say "I must leave now, see you tomorrow... My beloved one" he kisses my forehead.

I let him leave, as soon as I hear his door being closed, I walk towards my window, his dorm is not so far. I climb quickly and I get into his room, he was laying down, his eyes closed "someone could have killed you" I comment.

I don't let him respond, I attack his lips before he can even open his eyes "you are stubborn as a mule" he says between the wet kisses, he places his hands over my waist, his thumbs caressing my skin.

"I bet you like it" kisses again, now his hands touching all over my back, he reaches my neck and holds it to make me be closer to him "yeah, I didn't locked the door, but you surprised me as always" we smash or lips again, a small taste of iron is in our mouths I guess my lips are bleeding

"Let's stop, your lips are going to be all red in the morning" I smile "don't want to" I remove his shirt, he only smiles like me "have you.... Did this with another person?" He's nervous I can notice it "have I had time?" I remove my shirt, I have no bra on, he immediately blushes "no".

That was true, I mean we have been together almost 24/7 all the highschool. We assisted to the same school, sometimes the same classes, we did our homework together, the same basketball club, and my mom's trainings after school... Well we hadn't any time for 'love'.

"Well... Let's just follow the 'instructions' of our bodies" I kissed him again "I have read about this and you know...maybe you have too" while he's speaking, I took his pants off. "Let me take care of you this time" he added "you are the most injured of the both of us" I chuckle "then, do what you want".

I sit in front of him, my legs are spread, he’s closer and closer. He kisses all my body while I touch my clit as when I’m alone pleasing me, he sucks my breasts as I moan with every single touch if his hands. I lay on his bed, he climbs onto me kissing my shoulders "you're so beautiful" he whispers in my ear before he licks my earlobe "Seunghyun" I caress his back with my both hands and his legs with my feet.

He takes off my underwear, he kisses around my wetness, suddenly he licks from down to up my pussy "Seunghyun" I moan his name again, he keeps licking me with his warm tongue, I'm getting wetter. Suddenly he sucks hard my clit causing me to lift my hips to increase the contact of his mouth to my skin.

"Maybe you will like this" he turns me around, now I'm on my knees. My legs wide spread for him, he starts to eat me out again, more moans come from my throat, my legs quiver.

Seunghyun puts a finger inside me "does it hurt?" His fingers are bigger than mine I can feel it well, my pussy tights around his index finger asking for more stimuli "it feels good" he puts another one, of course it stretches me more than my two fingers I used to put in when I was needy "give me a second" I say. It hurts only a little but I want to give time to my muscles to enjoy it more. Meanwhile he’s licking my butthole and touching my clit waiting for my instructions.

I move my hips thrusting me with his fingers, he instantaneously moves them rapidly "oh, that's great" I encourage him to don't stop. "Fuck you taste so well" he turns me around again I keep my legs spread, he's intense glance is on me, he makes eye contact and sucks his fingers looking at me all the time.

Maybe he is lying, maybe he had done this with other girls and I don't blame him because some days I wanted to do it as well. He is now between my legs "can I?" I smile, I have done it with dildos, and vibrators but not with a man. So the confidence I had before starts to disappear "sure" he moved a little "is it inside?" he asked me "no it is not" I smile "shit I believed I did it correctly" I laugh now.

"You seemed to be experienced" he laughs as well "I told you that I haven't done this before" he kisses my cheek "so where have you learn what you did before" I asked curious "one day you left open an article about how to masturbate on your laptop and... you know I remember well many things" my face is all red, fortunately the light of the garden only barely illuminated us.

"Then in that web site was another article about how to masturbate a woman, and I read it of course" I laugh hard "really?" I ask "yes, I thought you liked that page a lot because there were many tabs of them opened" l kiss him "so, you have been planning to fuck with me all this time, haven't you mister Seunghyun?" he gets embarrassed "maybe..." he laughs "to tell the truth, I thought that if someday I could have this opportunity... I wanted to make you feel good".

I took his sex in my hands "wanna know what I've learned in that articles?" I joke, he chuckles "next time, baby" he puts my hands asides my head. He takes his member to be sure this time he's going to not fail, he enters slowly I moan "are you alright?" He asks me worried "yes" he goes deeper "ugh!" I moan grabbing his shoulders "I'll stop" he says. I put my legs around his waist. "No, I guess my dildos are not this big". When I was buying my toys on line, I was worried of insert big shit in me, I guess that fear is normal, so I bought the slender and smaller ones.

Seunghyun gets more embarrassed and laughs "well, that's new" he comments "hey, try to move now" I ask, he did as I said, one of his hands reaches my clit, I soon start to feel nice. Our bodies are sweating, our breaths are crashing into each other's skin, soon I felt my orgasm being built, his name is all I'm able to say...

More updates, I will always love y'all!! ❤️

I'm busy, university is getting more difficult. However I'll do my best to update in less time 💞

Love,

Alex

[flashcardsagainsthumanity]

How to efficiently stop procrastinating - for perfectionists

I just read an article on how to stop procrastinating for real. I thought it was gonna be the same old shit we all know, but no. I actually found it useful, for once, and I feel like y'all should know about it. Here's a brief summary of what I've learnt.

First of all, procrastination is a habit, which makes it hard to replace with healthier lifestyles. Of course you'll have to work on this for a long time, but with self-awareness and patience you can do it.

Pay attention, though. You'll have to do things. Not just read and absorb what I say. If you really wanna change, do it.

Let's start.

We firstly need to make a distinction between two kinds if procrastination: "justifying delay" and "distracting yourself". The first one is when you do other activities instead of doing what you should do (for example, cleaning your room when you should studying (calling myself out like that? I think the fuck yes)); the second one is when you try hard to avoid the activity by wandering around, eating and doing nothing. The first modality of procrastination is usually more productive but still doesn't bring you to do your thing.

Now, think of an episode when you've procrastinated something important in the last months. Not a generic thing, we need to get uncomfortably specific here. Writing it down might help you (it surely will in the next few steps, so maybe having a piece of paper next to you is the best choice). Which kind of procrastination was that of the two I've listed?

It is finally time to go deep into our minds and look for the reasons why we procrastinate. We tend to say it's because we're lazy, we can't concentrate or we've got two many distractions, but let's get real: we can all get distracted with nothing. Procrastination is actually a reaction we have to negative feelings. We procrastinate to avoid a particular situation. Well, what are you afraid of? Why exactly did you procrastinate on that fatidical day we mentioned before? Maybe you're afraid of rejection; maybe you don't want to be at the centre of attention; maybe you feel dumb or stressed or overwhelmed; maybe you don't wanna make a mistake. It can be just one of these reasons or literally all of them.

Now, as I said, we have to get real. It's going to be awkward and embarrassing for all of us, but we need to seriously understand what our mind is thinking when we procrastinate. I'm gonna start. Yesterday, I've procrastinated studying Italian literature cause I don't like that subject but I wish I did, cause my parents would be prouder of me. I'm super scared that I'm going to break down during the presentation. I'm also afraid that some of my classmates will end up criticizing my grades cause "I don't deserve them".

Write it down. Write everything that makes you feel bad before doing an activity. I know, it's awful and extremely uncomfortable, but you need to be aware of your 'limit', of what is stopping you from reaching your goals. Remember, you're not just too lazy or dumb to study/work/whatever. You just feel bad for something.

Well, it is our last part here, probably the hardest one that will take a long time. As I said, negative emotions are stopping us from doing activity X. In other words, we are avoiding activity X to avoid all the negative emotions correlated. Is it working? Cause it surely isn't for me, I constantly feel guilty for not doing enough when I've got an high potential. So, how do we fix that? I mean, it is kinda obvious. Avoiding emotion Y leads us to procrastinate activity X. So, to stop procrastinating activity X, we gotta embrace emotion Y. Feel all of it. It's painful and full of anger and, yes, I want to stop. But we need to face the bad feeling, not delete it, cause guess what, we're humans not machines. (Guess that's the hardest lesson for every perfectionist out there)

In short, to avoid procrastination caused by fear, we need to face that fear. Again, it's not a process that you can do overnight, it's gonna take a long time (most people say you can build a habit in 30 days, but demolishing one is probably even harder).

Love yourself and all your progress, even the one that doesn't exactly reach your goal. And, most importantly: you don't have to do everything perfectly. You're going to fail someday, and that's still better than not trying at all.

[ can't find the article where I read all that stuff but I'm going to link down the blog where it was from, check it out, it seems incredibly inspiring for my perfectionist procrastinating ass ]