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mylittlesecrethaven · 18 hours

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As Soon As I Get Some Extra Money, I'm Gonna Start Supporting Some Artists On Patreon

#i wish i had the money now #but shits expensive #and i know that lots of artist patreons have levels for a dollar #but im not even sure i have that much money to spare #cause taxes are a bitch #food prices are insane #not to mention fucking gas prices #and i have to worry about college shit #but once i get enough money #im going top tier on some patreons #artists #patreon #random

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uraandri · 3 months

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to this day people are pissed off at that "name one hobby outside of media consumption" tiktok and every single day she gets proven more and more correct.

#you people are so painfully unimaginative and incurious about the world you live in #yet you consider yourself hot shit #and the fact that people got mad cause “she's targetting women”????? bbgrl who else is out here proudly claiming that they do not know how #to do taxes cause they're just a girl #exactly #you made yourself to be nothing more than a bimbo and now you get mad when people call you out as such #i may be a bitch but i am correct #and so was she #ura.txt

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release-the-sheep · 28 days

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regular occurrence:

me, a dead and distant look in my eye: I should take off my binder.

the love of my life: HOLY SHIT—

#it has been on for [redacted] hours #I have done penance in the eyes of my chest back and shoulders #(stretched)#(I know this is not good enough and nothing can do undo the damage I cause every time this happens)#(the neurodivergency tax is a bitch)#(please ignore for the sake of this metaphor that chests backs shoulders do not have eyes)#(I'm a poet)#🦊

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mushroomteddy · 7 months

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i love being reminded daily why I hate skinny bitches and gymbros

#you could be talking about taxes and they'd find a way to degrade you and be fatphobic #also i don't understand gymbros cause they claim they get bitches but they all clearly hate women so like why do you care if you pull them

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chaotic-history · 1 year

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MY GOVT TEACHER MADE A HAMILTON REFERENCE

#on a worse note; econ + finance is exactly as bad as thought it would be 😃#i fucking HATE this teacher and the class seems pointless #couldnt sign up for one of the ap econs cause my school ✨doesn't offer them✨#so now i am stuck learning how taxes work. which i fucking know #i WILL spend the entire semester bitching about this class

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pierswife · 1 year

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So torn on whether to write, draw, or play Three Hopes today (last day off until I gotta go back to hell :'D), and 2 out of 3 I wouldn't be able to post here--

#cause they're incredibly self indulgent and for my eyes only /hj #data log: personal #might draw since it'll probably stay very sketchy and then play some games then round the night out with writing #might go swimming today too because my mom finally fulfilled our white upper middle class dream of owning a pool #<- we are lower middle class kgjwjdjwiw #some bitches grow up poor and don't get into a higher tax bracket until they are older and don't know what to do with it #I am (and by extention my mom) bitches /lh

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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rgg was real for insinuating treasurers are batshit insane

#snap chats #dangerous combo i was thinking about mine this morning but i also opened my canvas and forgot i had plans to draw jo yesterday #and im not mustering the will to make the post ive wanted to make for months in that I Think They'd Get Along #i think they should have bursts of violence together itd be a healthy team building exercise #theyd get along until mine found out jo left his baby in a locker and then i think we're watching the bloodiest beat down of the century #either that or the roast of the century. he might not be swinging but he's still doing maximum emotional damage #jo aint even denying that shit either he gonna let mine kick the shit outta him cause he knows he deserves it #but yeah very funny neither of them got proper education in economics yet they're left to manage funds #yeah i trust these *orphaned bitches to do my taxes. whats the worst that could happen #*technically jo aint an orphan hes a runaway but he still parentless im running with it #they'd both also get a stroke over aoki and daigo being an item. for one reason or another #ive compared mine to aoki but now the cursed option of comparing him to his dad #mental illness really does take you places you never wouldve imagined otherwise i need to be put down #i must draw them together but i cant think of anything.... very awful...#all i can imagine is sawashiro in goofy j-drama scenarios with the arakawas... its just too easy to imagine #esp after all ive done is watch tsutsumi in cutesy dramas and movies.... actual darlings for charas he plays. sometimes #im getting off topic ok bye

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designernishiki · 1 year

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character opinion akiyama :]

good timing since ive been playing him in y4 recently hehe

he’s a smug confusing little greasy bastard of a man who somehow has a law degree and the sexiest voice on earth. id have car sex with him

bonus: just look at this fucking guy. he’s embarrassing. I want him carnally

#also he’s very fun to play. love how he just. kicks everything and never uses his arms #lazy little bitch. mwah #I definitely wanna shake him around like a chew toy #all jokes aside im very intrigued by him rn as im playing this game cause right off the bat he’s a really complex guy who’s hard to totally #get a read on right away. like it’s clear his morals are intact and he’s mostly a go with the flow sorta guy #but it’s not super clear at all times just what exactly those morals are and how far they go #that + his background/experiences being all fucking OVER the place. like the guy’s one 32 in y4 and he’s lived in like #every damn tax bracket #final thoughts: he is bisexual #akiyama #rambling #asks #no bingos this round but that’s ok

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lookninjas · 2 years

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It’s not even so much that I specifically want to insult Paul Weller, although he was a dick about Robert Smith but whatever, the insecurity speaks for itself really.

It’s that he looks like what would happen if Iggy Pop grew up in Grosse Pointe, and as someone who grew up surrounded by Grosse Pointers on vacation at their ten bedroom summer “cottages,” I have a lot of really creative insults that only the 80 people in my graduating class would really understand, and I want to hurl them at someone.

And he was a dick about Robert Smith, so.

#this paul weller bullshit #seriously though dude maybe you didn't choose that outfit or whatever #but take off the vineyard vines before you insult someone else's style #out here looking like he's just gotten pulled over in sterling heights for drunk driving and he's about to ask the cop #'don't you know who i am?'#out here looking like he's going to load up the lexus for a trip to the summer cottage #slap down the amex at gurney's and ask when the bridge swings over #the reason there's a starbucks on mackinaw island -- that dude #about to flood lakeshore drive in his quest for more beach on his beachfront property #spent april of 2020 bitching on facebook about how he should be able to spend all his time in his summer home 'cause he pays taxes too #wants to pay over the phone for a kayak and have you hold it at the store 'cause he'll be up in two months #is absolutely going to try to return something with no receipt because he spends thousands of dollars here #is about to ask where the nearest mall is #has never used a bungee cord in his life and it shows #owns the house next to kid rock's parents and their children went to the same private school #unironic fan of betsy devos #voted for tudor dixon because she's hot #that last might be a bit low but eh #okay i'm done for now #i have the picture saved i can show it if anyone's curious

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texasyonce · 6 days

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#up past my bedtime no rest at the kingdom ;; interactions #You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation ;; para #Always stay gracious best revenge is your paper ;; mirror #a good girl in my tax bracket ;; mentions #I don't think you should believe in me the way that you do ;; gossip #i'm in the mood to fuck something up ;; events #When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster ;; Jay #Youtube

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gingerwerk · 4 months

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Lmao almost crashed my fucking car on the highway because some fuckass state trooper decided to gun out of his parking spot in the median just as I was passing him

#surprised the bitch behind me didn’t rear end me the way they were following my ass when I had to slam on the breaks #and then the fucking state trooper just? drove for a few feet along the side of the road???#like bitch was embarrassed he almost caused a massive crash cus he wanted to give someone a ticket #like what a useless fucking waste of tax dollars my god #also my car is an old lady so it’s kinda hard to go from 75 to slam to 30 and then try and force myself back up to 70 in a span of 30 second #what the fuck ever imma get drunk and watch 911 and then go swimming I’m over this week

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impulsivedecisionsat3am · 6 months

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there’s a pro-israel article in my schools fucking newsletter