#catchprases

[lwieserce]

Worst thing about tiktok addicts is that they assume you're in on the trends there GIRL IDGAF

[258punkweight]

well at least i have shooter negative xp. can't leave me if u don't know i exist. Bitch

[inori-tsukino-eternal]

How did this happen????!!!🤣

[mayorwhisper]

😂😂😂😂

[grox]

You can just say you wanna kill yourself its okay. You don't have to come up with a 2015 ass tumblr catchprase instead for the sake of your mental health cuz what about my mental health? You think I wanna read another post thats like I need to (rememvers suicide is bad) kill god? Like I get it. You gonna kill god. And you don't want to talk about how badly you wanna kill yourself. Well I do. Loud and proud. The shame makes you pitiful

[wisteria-lodge]

Was wondering lucius and draco seem to turn to narcissa and get guidance from her especially when voldemort is in their home so why does draco say my father will hear about this instead of my mother? Is it because lucius is part of the board?

And if in a what if that draco did say my mother will hear about this do you think narcissa will be able to do anything?

Pictured below: Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy

The way I see their dynamic working is you've got Lucius being flashy, in-your-face, sucking up all the energy, and serving as a distraction while Narcissa does whatever she wants to behind the scenes. She's naturally more quiet and reserved (I love the headcanon that she's an occulumens, like Draco) so this suits her perfectly.

The period where Malfoy Manor is Death Eater HQ is the most extreme version of this. Lucius has a target painted on his back, he's a punching bag soaking up Voldemort's attention... while Narcissa can run around looking out for Draco and getting Snape to make unbreakable vows. But there's also a version of this dynamic in the way Fudge seems to know Lucius very well, but not Narcissa. Lucius can do his Lucius song-and-dance, while Narcissa fades into the background as the perfect society hostess, and probably carries out all sorts of subtle plans and manipulations, gets all the good inside info while no one's looking directly at her.

So I think Draco's catchprase is "my father will hear about this" because of the two, Lucius' power is showier and more obvious, and that's on purpose. Draco is also more of a daddy's boy by inclination, and in Book 1-5, he tries really hard to mimic his father's showy power. But in Book 6 there's a rupture between Draco and Lucius, and Draco.... fades to the background, and his problem solving strategies start getting a lot more patient and indirect. He starts acting more like his mother, and this works well for him. I honestly think Draco takes after Narcissa much more than he takes after Lucius, it just takes him a second to figure that out.

(and of the two... I would much rather annoy Lucius than annoy Narcissa. Lucius is *not* a great planner, but Narcissa... you'd never see her coming.)

[hayheadd]

artemy burakh's catchprase: это как

[akkivee]

ALSO??????? WHAT TF DO YOU MEAN THEY UPDATED GENTAROS CATCHPRASE??????

AND THAT THEY CHANGED A LINE IN ARB WHERE HE REFERENCED THAT OLD CATCHPRASE INTO SOMETHING NEW THAT EXPRESSES HIS WILL TO CONTINUE ON WITH THE LIE??????

AND THAT WILL IN OF ITSELF WAS REFERENCED THIS WHOLE TIME IN HIS NEW SOLO WITH HOW THE POEM LITERALLY ENDS WITH HIM SAYING HE WILL CONTINUE TO LIE??????

[gourde]

what the hell is happening in claymore to the point that two of its characters can be tagged on my hyperspecific gay red vs blue post

Jeanne and Clare have fucked nasty off page and I know it. They are best friends but Clare is annoyed with how Jeanne sticks around her like a male anglerfish cause Clare saved Jeanne's humanity and now Jeanne gave the gayest vow ever of "This life is yours. Use it however you wish." Then they had sex I know it. They are not the same but they are also the same. They don't have a catchprase BUT the fandom of 10 people all think Jeanne and Clare are gay as fuck and ignore the actual canon ship. Claymore fans have been waiting an eternity for a SHRED a DIM LIGHT that literally anything will happen to the franchise. Jeanne literally gave up her life to save Clare in return. They held each other's hearts. They are sooooo gay it's insane

The thing is when you make all your main characters women everything is yuri

[warmerstranger]

Hello! Could I please request some comfort from Chiaki and Nazuna with a reader that's been having a stressful time at home, especially dealing with their brother? Thank you so much, and have a nice day!

Patch of Heal

ft. Chiaki Morisawa, Nazuna Nito

umuu here it goes, I don't have a brother, but I hope it's still up to your expectations (๑^﹏^) many hugs to you and have a good time <3

°°``Marked as and included with: fluff, hurt-comfort kind of? brother slander ;/

[Chiaki Morisawa]

• A call for help from you? Chiaki will come running to your side right away and save the day by whisking you away if you're currently at home and goes into safety at his room, making sure you would feel at home firstly so you don't feel as cooped up anymore in that stressful atmosphere like before. The priority here is your comfort above all!

• He would give his undivided attention if you decide to vent as you like to him and he's totally going to give you a firm hug, letting you know that you have his support wholly. He hopes he can just blast your stress out by the hug he give his all for, but he knows better it's not that simple.

“If your heart sheds tears, I'll be here to hold you!”

• You wouldn't have to hold back sharing the burdens and stress you feel, he can prop them up on his shoulders with his burning passion that you would suddenly feel lighter again and all prepared to continue fighting.

• Chiaki would make absolute sure he will get that load of stress you have becoming less to a point that you could smile or express your happiness again freely.

• In the middle of unwinding and putting your mind off the stress, you might find yourself casually watching his favorite Tokusatsu shows while he's acting out those cool transformations and attacks from them that he remembers by heart, encouraging you to do the same since it might help you release your frustration. It's totally okay if you don't want to either and if you have another idea in mind, he will be by your side and do it together with you.

• Besides that, your mind would be filled by hero catchprases or cool declarative statements he would think fit the hero image of your spirit so you can try giving yourself a pep talk whenever your difficult scenarios come up; all prepared!

• He definitely won't be letting you go any soon until he can see for certain that you're feeling much better.

• If you allow him, he's all up for joining forces with you to face your brother who is ultimately the big bad enemy source of your stress which means there might be the smell of unfairness up in the air. This problem isn't just going to slip under his heroic radar! He's getting your feelings across to your brother.

• If you would like to head into those battles yourself and survive as a lone hero, he would just share you his power to kindle your own blazing strength so then you can come out of the battle safely with victory—getting even more stronger. He believes in you and will be proud of you no matter what.

• From that point onward, you can even start to think of Chiaki as your brother! It won't change how you'll be of the same standing because you're still someone important for him to protect and his ally of justice.

“Don't hesitate to call for my name anytime you need or want and the burning justice Ryusei Red will rush to your aid at once!”

[Nazuna Nito]

~ As soon as your stressful situation at home and with your brother reach his ears when you decide to tell him, he would frown full of worry and empathy etched clearly on his eyes. It wouldn't do for him; the nii-chan you decide to depend on—to just avoid the troubles eating up at your mind. Nazuna appreciates the fact that you come for him out of all people, it shows how much he's delighted that you probably depend on him as a brother you can confide in seeking comfort rather than the other one you have.

~ Nazuna would then focus all his efforts towards brightening up your day and shoo the dark clouds away until you can show your joy or energy is back again and free from the stress tying you down, having his favorite smile vanish like that really tugs at his heartstrings.

“Even if you feel like crying now, next time will be better. It’s alright to rely on me.”

~ It will be your special day with him being on a mission of your well-being through a walk for a fresh air to put your mind at rest along the park or a quiet open place which isn't crowded and narrowed he personally knows. While walking side by side, he's attentively listening to whatever you could need to get off your chest.

~ He would buy you a nice little cold mochi or ice cream to melt the stress away and cool your head off in a literal sense if you don't mind his offer. He's also fine getting you something else you might want; drinks and snacks, your choice and favorite, Nii-chan's treat!

~ With him being your supporter who knows better that you have struggled and are doing your best even in these tough moments, he knows you'll manage to go fight through the stress and heading forward sooner or later. No matter what, Nazuna won't give up cheering for you!

~ Being together with him have the high chance of success perking you up as he's genuinely trying his best but not too much on giving you comfort.

~ Spending the time not doing much, he would go for a trip down memory lane, reminiscing any of your or his simple happy memories you want to talk about especially if they're the kind of nostalgia that stays a sweet fluffy warm feeling in your heart... Along with your determination, he's proud of your progress leading to this moment as you are now.

~ As he guides you with baby steps, there comes a time where he will simply watch over you once he think you're able and capable to.

~ Such as you dealing with your brother, you would still be the one holding the freedom of choices and act on how you want to tackle the problem stressing you out, pushed onward by his unassuming advices.

~ Of course, Nazuna will always be there for you still, then lend a helping hand whenever you can't get out by yourself from a seemingly bottomless darkness. He wouldn't stop reminding you about your strength and the things important to you that he won't let you stray off from them without purpose.

“You are the only one who could pick yourself up in the end after falling, so... Nii-chan will praise you for your hard work! Well done, you did your best~”

[undreaming-fanfiction]

So, my beloved moots and I were talking and I brought up the adorable video of Markiplier and Jacksepticeye learning to pole dance. And it got me thinking.

Steve and Eddie, both popular YouTube creators, Eddie with his Dungeons and Dragons channel (and another one for his band), Steve with a blend of fitness and housekeeping tricks. They both have the weirdest mix of content, but somehow it works, they're also friends IRL. They get roped into a pole dancing challenge and they are very, VERY competitive about it. Eddie is determined to prove to the ex-jock that strength isn't everything. Steve's livelihood is fitness for god's sake, of course he won't lose.

Enter their sweet instructor, Chrissy.

Chrissy was kind enough to prepare an easy routine for both of them, but they're asking for more, more complex, the advanced tricks, of course we can take it. At one point, after Steve almost throws up when hanging upside down on the pole, Eddie shouts "TO THE DEATH!" at the camera. He reconsiders the moment he starts sliding down the pole and his leg hair catches on it.

They vastly underestimated the grip they need for the pole. Chrissy is smiling, bright and cheerful, but she's very much enjoying seeing her childhood friend Eddie gawk at his crush's legs in those tiny shorts, the bare stripe of his back and stomach when he pulls himself up.

It all ends when Steve's top rakes up as he accidentally slides down the pole and the hair situation happens again, only with chest hair. And Eddie might be slightly partial to them, not that he's subscribed to all of Steve's content, especially swimming, and he immediately hoists Steve up, supporting him, shouting "SAVE THE CHEST HAIR!". Except now Steve is sitting on Eddie's shoulders, still grasping the pole, and they have no idea where to go from here.

Chrissy just beams at them, sits on the ground and rests her chin in the palms of her hands. "Well, you've found yourself in quite a situation," she says and watches how they both go red, struggling to figure out the best strategy. She will help them in a second, but first...she takes her phone and snaps several pictures. Then she asks her boyfriend and another friend of Eddie's, Gareth, to provide a few close up shots.

The video becomes a hit and eventually, when Eddie and Steve start dating and collaborate on some videos, their catchprase becomes "SAVE THE CHEST HAIR!"

[shvoowsh]

my first fanart!! boongo just struck me as such a comic book catchprase lol

[lazygravez]

vocal stims are like real life catchprases

[lisarpgheadcanons]

My catchprase?Lisa rpg.

[superstarlightwizard]

SpongeBob: I'm Ready!

Danny: I'm going ghost!

Jimmy: Gotta blast!

Timmy: Well dang, I don't have a catchprase.

[idealisticrealism]

TCL 3x01 thoughts

I think it's clear that I will never not have thoughts about this show (even if my days of wordvomiting 10k words per episode were over the moment we lost Arman) so here's some short(ish) notes about 3x01, which include heavy spoilers.

The main things:

The title of the ep is Arman which is both accurate and devastating

Adan is credited at the start with the rest of the cast, and don't think about how this is likely the last time we’ll see that or you'll cry

Where's Arman? is the catchprase of this ep. Everyone’s asking it; Thony, Nadia, Arman’s mother, Fi, Russo and the FBI, Ramona and Jorge…. 

Okay, I expected the use of the body double, but oh man when he turned around and had Arman's (CGI'd) face? God that hit me right in the chest. Overall it was done unexpectedly well for a show of this budget, even if the facial expression was more neutral than how Adan would have acted it in that scene. Honestly though, it was not getting to hear Arman's real voice that was the hardest part to bear

The Nadia & Thony of this ep was honestly everything I dreamed of. Nadia (unintentionally) saving Thony's life. Both of them escaping together and therefore being complicit in 'abandoning' the man they both love. Thony going to check on Nadia and looking after her like an older sister. The two of them bonded by their fear and desperation. Nadia hearing Thony’s sincerity when she told Arman’s parents that she owes Arman everything (proving that she wasn’t just using him like Nadia had previously accused her of). Them trying to come up with a plan in the office at La Habana, a place where they were both so connected to Arman. Thony stealing the cartel medallion so she could make the risky search for Arman without Nadia being endangered too. Like seriously, I’m hoping like hell this alliance continues for the whole season (and even beyond) because I’m legit so here for it

Wanna cry again? Think about how Arman technically saved Thony’s life twice in this ep, first by drawing the gunfire at the hangar to allow her to escape, and then by saving her from Sin Cara through her association with him. Which means that saving her was both his first (aka the night in the warehouse with Theo) and last acts towards her, and if that doesn’t capture just how deep their connection was, I don’t know what does 

“This season is dedicated to our beloved friend Adan Canto” it’s fine I was already crying anyway

Ok but seriously, the main takeaway here: I don’t think it is possible for anyone to watch this ep and not believe that Thony truly loves Arman. Not after seeing her sitting on the floor, half-drunk and ugly crying about losing him and leaving him behind. Or after she left Luca to spend hours searching for him. Or after she stood up to Arman’s father about the kind of man he was. Or after she literally lied to Jorge, even under threat of death, to protect him. Or after she told Ramona that she and Arman are “not exactly” together, while making it clear how important he is to her?? Other than the Thony & Nadia alliance, my only other desperate hope for this season was for it to show us even more evidence of Thony’s love for Arman (because both S1 and S2 already gave us plenty of proof, imo), and this episode already gave me that in spades.

Some other stuff:

Nadia definitely has access to RK's money despite it not making any legal sense, and it sounded like she was planning on leaving Arman, since she was buying a house just for herself

The Manila flashback where Fi and Thony are demonstrated as being 17ish years younger (aka in their mid 20s) purely by having different haircuts? Hilarious lol

"You're still protecting him? Even though his interests lie with another woman?" wow Russo calling it as she sees it re Thony/Arman

The re-use of the motel from when Arman and Nadia were in hiding in 1x09 was a really cool throwback (especially for me, as I've literally been in that room). Also, Arman's fake passport being under the name Eduardo Sanchez? Aka his father's birth name (as it seems his father took on his mother’s surname maybe?). Anyway help I'm crying again

Speaking of his parents, damn they haven’t seen him in 23 years? Since he was literally like 17 or 18?? Jeez. Also his dad’s eyes and mouth actually do remind me of him; definitely well-chosen casting

But tbh this family tree makes no sense. Arman’s dad has an older sister who’s 70 (as mentioned in S1) and yet apparently also has a younger brother (Jorge) who is maybe 45 at most???  Only a handful of years older than his own son?? It’s possible of course, but it would have made much more sense for the writers to have them be Arman’s mother’s siblings, yet Ramona refers to Eduardo specifically as their brother… anyway, ngl the whole idea of Arman being Jorge’s nephew (and so Jorge’s kid being Arman's cousin) feels weird to me. Why couldn’t they have just made Ramona & Jorge be Arman’s cousins????? 

Ohhh so the price on Thony’s head is in The Philippines, not the US. That changes some things with the cartel situation. Also looks like Thony is definitely never going back there then lol

The warehouse place where Thony meets the guys from the first cartel looks a lot like the crime scene Thony has to clean up in the trailers… maybe some gang war stuff happens?

I totally called it weeks ago that Paolo is Chris’ dad. The timeframe is weird though bc they make it sound like they were actually together right before she left, though he surely would have noticed her being very pregnant, since she gave birth to Chris while still in The Philippines… plus Fi told Chris he was the result of a one night stand, so who knows what’s going on with this continuity lol

I also called it about Ramona being Sin Cara. (Well, I had thought it might be Jorge until finding out the other week that she was the older sibling, but after that i called it lol)

Ngl I did not see Chris going to The Philippines coming but I should have haha. Makes sense that he’s now going to do the Mexico crossing with Fi, which is why we see him in the desert in one of the trailers.

Well, good thing the child protective services lady didn’t show up while Luca was there for hours alone lol. Looks like this season’s Luca drama is going to be less medical and more custody related, though tbh I’m hoping the Luca stuff will be kept to a minimum in general… 

Anyway the TLDR is that I thought the ep was really good, and was a fitting tribute to both Arman and Adan. I'm interested to see where S3 goes, and I just hope that they manage to keep Arman feeling ~present~ in the storyline of the season even now that he's gone.