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thetimetel · 1 year ago

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I just want to start this with, I never asked for this. Seriously. It just happened.

You know those stories about how a cat will gain entry to someone’s house and the owner just accepts the new member of the family? Yeah, that’s how I met Garfield.

I just woke up to this catboy collapsed on my living room floor by the window one morning. Dirty white shirt half off and hair a complete fucking mess. It looked a lot like he had walked over there and just passed out. I thought maybe he was injured, but as I was calling a vet and trying to check him for injuries, well . . .

He got up, PERFECTLY FINE I will add, moved over two inches, and dropped back on the floor like a puppet whose strings had just been cut. I relayed this information and the vet asked me if the sun was shining through the window. Yeah, he was just basking in the sun. Totally normal catboy behavior.

So I went to work with him still sleeping/laying there. I didn’t realize that I had been chosen. Because all it was at that point was a funny story to tell my coworkers. I figured he’d leave the house the same way he got in.

Then I got home. And guess who unlocked the door for me with a sleepy ‘Nyah?’ While rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

Oh, right. This is probably a good time to mention that Garfield has never actually spoken to me. He just makes cat noises and ‘Nyah’ sounds. I think he’s nonverbal. So my questions on who he was, why he was there, why there were now claw marks on all the table legs, were answered by Garfield jumping up on said table, stretching out and going to sleep.

It didn’t take me long to realize the poor guy was starving. So a trip to the pet store and an awkward conversation with a store employee later, and I came back with catboy food. And before I even got the damn bag open Garfield started following me around, meowing excitedly and wrapping his arms around my legs.

The next visit was to the catboy store for a collar, this time with Garfield coming along. I don’t know what was weirder. The sight of Garfield trying to choose a hot pink, spiked collar that had the word ‘SLUT’ on it, or the fact that the store SOLD that kind of collar. Anyways, I got him a hot pink, spiked collar that did NOT have any words on it. Then I brought him to the clothing aisle, and let me tell you that this boy made quite a scene. Turns out that he has a very specific TYPE of clothing that he likes.

Namely, tight belly shirts and short shorts.

So we ended up in line at the register and the poor employee was dying trying to hold back her laughter as she’s ringing all this up, not helped by the fact that Garfield was RIDING PIGGYBACK on me and trying to nuzzle against my face. And I’m trying to explain to this employee that no, this is not my catboy, I just met him yesterday and I’m trying to make him comfortable until I can figure out what to do with him.

In hindsight, I guess it was pretty obvious he had chosen me as his owner by that point.

At first I pondered the usual things. Namely, was he someone else’s catboy or a stray. A visit to the vet told me that he was well known for causing trouble in the neighborhood, and did not have an owner.

I did put out ads for ‘pretty tabby catboy for sale. Very loving and clingy’, along with some pictures of him modeling his new belly shirt and short shorts. In hindsight, I guess I shouldn’t have been SURPRISED at all the comments that said - in exquisite detail - what these people would do to him. While I quickly closed the ad and claimed a friend had taken him, I still find pictures of that ad I made on some less . . . Safe for work sites.

So yeah, I ended up keeping him. And yes, I named him Garfield. It was mostly because . . . well, tabby cat. The funny thing is Garfield is NOTHING like Garfield, but I can't bear to change his name now.

I’ve done some research on tabby cats and catboys since, and it’s pretty clear Garfield fits both the stereotypes. There’s so much love and adoration in this catboy’s head that there’s no room for something as inconsequential as brain cells.

For instance, doors. Remember how I said he opened the door for me when I got back from work? He still does that by the way. Every day. But when HE needs to go somewhere that involves going through a doorway? He will mewl helplessly and paw at the door while waiting for me to open it.

Then there’s his whole shower issue. And let me tell you, THAT one gets a chuckle out of me. It doesn’t matter how many times we go through it. Getting him into the shower, he’s totally fine. Right until I turn on the water. Then runs out of the shower while screaming like he just saw a serial killer. At this point I just get the shampoo in his hair and soap him up, then I pin him under the guise of a hug before turning on the water with my left foot and bracing before the water comes on.

But on days that have been rough, well, I think Garfield just KNOWS when I need him. He’ll bring me toys, snuggle with me, lick my face, whatever he thinks will help me feel better. And I’ll wake up some times to find him on my lap, all curled up and purring contently as he looks at me with those big green eyes.

I never expected to have a catboy named Garfield. But now? I don’t know what I’d do without him.

The Good News: Your new roommate is a cute catboy. The Bad News: He’s an orange tabby.

#writing #story #Garfield the catboy #Science isn't about WHY #It's about WHY NOT #WHY did this writing prompt get my attention?#I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

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petboymart · 3 years ago

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petboys that MUST be adopted as a unit because they simply CANNOT live without each other 🥺 -eden<3

slight angst warning since some of the descriptions of what the boys would be like if you only took one of them get sad🥺 and some of their backstories as to why they’re at the shelter are sad

this prompt gets a little repetitive so i’m sorry for that :P

puppy bokuto, puppy akaashi, kitty kuroo, and kitty kenma

kenma and kuroo were both born at the shelter, bokuto was surrendered by owners who didn’t have the resources to burn his energy, and akaashi was a stray they rescued who immediately attached to bokuto. somehow bokuto and kuroo became friends, then the four of them just all formed a little unit. you could possibly take two and leave two so that everyone has someone, but that would still break all of their hearts

if you did take all four of them, they would be so happy! they had all been returned at least once each because of how they acted due to the separation, so someone taking all four of them would just fill their little hearts up with glee. the lick all over you, rub up on you, sit on your lap, and say i love you over and over again. grateful little babies🥺

lets say you did only take one like you had intended, bokuto would hide under furniture that doesn’t even hide his giant body and violently sob, sometimes he tries to sob out their names but they’re all broken up and watery. akashi would lay by your door and scratch at it with teary eyes, sometimes stare at you with begging eyes while internally trying to figure out how to ask you to adopt his loves as well. kuroo would try to fight you to run away and get back to the shelter, he tries to dart out the door, open windows, sneak out while you’re sleeping, anything to get back. and kenma would curl up into a little ball in his bed and quietly cry his little heart out, he barley eats and doesn’t move from his bed. and if you took two the same thing would happen, they need to be together.

if you adopted one at first then brought the others home to them after, bokuto would immediately jump on his loves, then lick all over your face and tank you over and over again, akaashi would nuzzle into his loves then nuzzle into you, still sniffling but so happy, kuroo would try to escape when you open the door only to be greeted by the very thing he was trying to get back to, he may think that he’s dreaming until bokuto licks him or kenma rubs against him, but after that he’s a content little kitty who gives you love and cuddles to make up for his bad behavior, and kenma wouldn’t look up from his bed when you told him you had a suprise, it was only when he smelled them on your hand that he looked up with precious wide eyes, after his reunion with his loves he came back to you and pressed his face into your neck, he refused to move until he felt like you had been properly loved.

kitty tsukishima and puppy yamaguchi

yamaguchi was born at the shelter around the time tsuki was brought in from an abuse situation. they were both babies at the time and they just like stuck together.

if you do adopt both of them, yamaguchi is very expressive with his gratitude. tail going a mile a minute at the shelter, then in the car, then in front of your door, then inside your house. he WILL start crying happy tears and hug you so tight it’s a little hard to breathe. tsuki is more subtle, warming up to you quickly and purring whenever he’s cuddled up with you. he even whispers a quiet thank you that you can barley hear over his purrs while he’s napping on your lap.

if you did only adopt one, yamaguchi would cry, and cry, and cry some more. he would try to beg you to go back for tsuki but he can’t get the words out through his sobbing. tsuki would hide under your couch or bed with silent tears rolling down his face, tail curled to his body and ears flat. he won’t even look at you let alone warm up to you. so back to the shelter you go to get their other half!

if you had adopted one before the other, yamaguchi would hear the door open and sadly come up to greet you, maybe beg some more, only to get so happy when he sees his tsuki, he does what he would do if you took them both to begin with, starts crying again from happiness, he hugs you so tight and gets slobber, snot, and tears all over your shirt but you could care less. tsuki is still in his hiding place and only comes out when he sees the familiar feet of his puppy, immediately scrambles out and nuzzles yamaguchi, licking his ears and face. he does take a few more days to warm up to you completely, feeling petty because of what you put him through, but he turns into a loving kitty in no time🥰

puppy hinata and kitty kageyama

kageyama was abandoned at the shelter by owners who didn’t like his supposed “attitude”, and hinata was found as a stray puppy with no home. by some miracle they bonded and became inseparable. when they get into the occasional fight and storm off from the other, the shelter workers can see tears in their eyes when they go to check on their curled up figures.

if you adopted them both at the same time, they would have little territory fights. hinata claiming one side of the living room and kags claiming the other, but you’ll walk in to see them cuddled up fast asleep in the middle, right where they drew the line. they also never argue when it comes to cuddling you, you think it’s because they also like cuddling each other but you keep that to yourself.

well if you did only adopt one, hinata would sadly paw at his favorite toy that the shelter let him take, the one he and his kitty used to play tug of war with, and quietly sob when he thinks you’re out of ear shot. he doesn’t want to seem unappreciative, but he misses his play buddy so much. kageyama gets angry at first, he rips up his toys and his bed, he knocks over cups and plates, but when you ask him what wrong his lip wobbles and he just breaks down in tears🥺

if you adopted one before the other, hinata would be crying about missing kags since you’re out of the house and would try to hastily wipe his tears away when he hears the door open, only for them to fall even more once he sees his kitty. quickly running to lick all over kags face and yours while thanking you over and over and spinning in happy circles. kageyama wouldn’t really stop crying after his break down, but now it’s silent tears. once you let hinata into the house he immediately goes to nose at kageyamas curled up figure, the later snapping up and quickly moving to lick his loves face…then he bites the scruff of hinatas neck while calling him and idiot and dragging him to his bundle of toys so the puppy can pick one out. the kitty then gives your face a few soft licks of gratitude.

puppy oikawa and guard dog iwaizumi

oikawa came from a breeder rescue situation when he was a puppy, and iwaizumi was surrendered to the shelter because his mother had a litter of puppies and her owner couldn’t find a home for him.

if you adopt them both at the same time, oikawa will finally settle down in his new home, after time and time again of desperately running away, it’s so nice to be able to genuinely call a place home. he will most definitely start crying the first few nights he sleeps in a bed with his owner and his iwa. iwaizumi will pretend to be annoyed but deep down he’s relieved. he will be the best guard dog, the best most well behaved boy you will ever see. most of his joy is on the inside, but it’s their. and sometimes he shows it in the form of sweet cuddles and little licks.

if you only adopted oikawa he would constantly look for ways to escape to get back to his iwa, the shelter told you that he often ran away from his homes but didn’t tell you why, you heard him mumbling about “iwa” in his sleep and remembers the other dog from the shelter. well, looks like you’re taking a trip. if you only adopt iwaizumi, he really tries his best to be a good boy and be thankful for his new home, but he misses his puppy. he will whine and cry in his sleep, and look out the window with sad eyes full of tears that he tries to blink away when he hears you coming🥺

if you adopted them at separate times, oikawa will be trying to escape again while your out of the house, and he will dart out the door when you open it only to be caught in muscular, tan arms that do NOT belong to you. he slowly turns his head to see iwa with furrowed browls and a growl. oikawa tackles him and licks all over his face and neck, then tackling you and licking your face and neck, then turning on his heel and happily trotting back inside. he will cry happy tears when he thinks neither of you are looking. iwaizumi will be pacing back and forth by the front door waiting for you to get home, you normally tak him with you when you go out so this worries him. when he hears your keys jingle and the sound of your voice he perks up, but notices the smell of the shelter and immediately deflates. this is because of how he’s been acting isn’t it? he’s been so sad and mopey so you got another pet to replace him. well at least when you take him back he can see oikawa again. when you open the door to reveal that very puppy, iwa loses it. instant tears and the tightest hugs and snot, drool, and tears covering your face from where he was desperate to lick you to show his gratitude. he’s a happy puppy now🥰

kitty matsukawa and puppy hanamaki

matsukawa was born in the shelter and maki was brought in off the streets. maki has only been here for about a year yet they are stuck together like glue. they noticeably deflate whenever the other one is out of the room.

if you adopt both of them at the same time they will of course be loving. they will each cuddle up to one of your sides and peacefully sleep while rubbing up against you. tired babies, sleepy babies.

if you only adopt matsukawa he will be a dick to you. a tactic to try and get you to take him back to the shelter. he’s knocking plants off your shelves, he’s making messes everywhere, and he sharpens his nails on your couch. but you notice that after every scolding he has a small smile on his face and it makes you wonder. if you only adopt maki he will do the same thing. causing a ruckus and breaking your things to try and get you to take him back.

if you adopt one before the other, matsukawa or maki will have trashed something in your apartment while you were out. a hopeful smile appearing on his face once he hears your keys, thinking that maybe this mess will be the one that makes you return him, only for his smile to wide at the sight of his kitty or puppy love. practically sprints of the couch to snuggle him. turns to you to show you the love you have been deprived of, but once he sees your soft smile the guilt starts to sink in. he feels so bad for how mean he’s been, and it gets worse once he remembers the mess he made. he dashes off to clean it and freezes mid clean when you appear in the door way. tucks his tail between his legs and mumbles an apology🥺 sweet babie forgive him rn

puppy sugawara and guard dog daichi

sugawara came from a breeder rescue and daichi was a rescue from a very bad housing situation. they didn’t let him inside the house, even when it snowed. we kill them at dawn. they haven’t known each other for long but daichi tries to bite anyone who comes near suga and suga is always licking a content daichi clean.

if you adopt them both, suga happily wags his tail the moment you enter your home, running in happy circles and chasing his tail, occasionally stopping to lick your and his puppies faces before he’s dashing off again to run his happiness out. daichi instantly adapts to treating you the way he treats suga, anyone who comes near you gets the teeth and the growl, only for him to be the sweetest little himbo puppy once he has decided there is no threat. head empty only protect his loves

if you only adopt one, sugawara will cry, and he won’t try to hide it. he hopes that maybe his tears will make you go back and get daichi, but he’s afraid to ask because he’s terrified of you saying no. terrified of the idea of never seeing daichi again. so he would rather cry. daichi would be super uncomfortable and scared. not to mention heart broken. the last home that he had was a bad one, and suga was the one that helped him get through that. he will hide somewhere, slightly shaking with teary eyes hoping that suga will comfort him.

if you adopt one before the other, suga will perk up when he hears the door, thinking that maybe he can get the words out to beg you to get daichi, and his heart soars when the very pup bounds into the house. instantly on him, licking all over his face, unfortunately he started crying again so you can’t make out what he’s saying, but he seems happy so you conceded it a win! daichi will stay hidden, it’s only when suga crawls under the bed with him that he finally relaxes. they stay under there for quite some time before daichi feels safe enough to come out. it takes a few more days, but eventually daichi adjusts to living with you, thanks to suga.

guard dog tanaka, puppy nishinoya, and puppy asahi

nishinoya was born at the shelter and tanaka was a surrender because he didn’t get along with his owners new spouse. noya thought tanaka was cool and the two became friends. asahi was a rescue from a dog fight ring. he wasn’t aggressive and they were trying to make him be through cruel methods. noya and tanaka practically love him back to health, to the shelter workers relief. but now asahi panics when neither of them are around.

if you adopt all three of them, they will be so so happy! they understand that they’re a lot to handle, and they’re so thankful that you took all of them in. however, it does take asahi about a week to adjust to his new home. but after that, they will all do nice things for you in their own ways to show gratitude. noya cleans the house, tanaka makes you snacks (all without heat, he is NOT allowed to use the stove), and asahi helps them with those tasks and tries to cuddle you to show his love, which, knowing what he’s been through makes you heart explode

if you only adopt one, asahi will obviously be a total wreak. he’s either panicking back at the shelter or panicking at your house. he has major separation anxiety, and if you adopt him alone, that will mix with the anxiety of being in an unknown place without either of his support pillars. noya will try to be positive but he will still be very sad. he worries about asahi but comforts himself with the fact that he still has tanaka. that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t miss his loves though. tanaka will be hesitant to trust you, and he will also be sad. like noya, he comforts himself with the fact that noya and asahi still have each other but he was also abandoned, so he has a much harder time adjusting to a new environment than noya did, but still not as bad as asahi.

if you adopt one before the others, asahi will be hiding, shaking, terrified, and feeling every negative emotion you can think of. he probably didn’t notice you leave and he definitely didn’t notice you come back. it wasn’t until he felt soft little licks on his nose and a face being shoved into his chest that he finally snapped his eyes open, where he met noya a pretty brown ones. asahi gradually gets calmed down by noya and tanaka, and becomes the loving puppy he was at the shelter. but it takes a lot longer than it would if you had adopted them all together initially. noya, like the good boy he is, would greet you at the door, mind still plagued with worry for his puppies. his tail does a little wag when he sees you, but it increases to his whole lower body wagging once he sees asahi and tanaka. after reconnecting with them and helping asahi adjust, he licks all over your face and tugs you to come and play with them. tanaka would also greet you at the door, but would freeze instantly when he saw noya and asahi. it took asahi nosing at his cheek to snap him out of his trance, then all you can remember is a blur of hugs, kisses, licks, and tail waggs.

kitty lev and kitty yaku

kitty lev was surrendered because his owner was moving, and yaku was surrendered because his owner passed away. they bonded over the loss of their owners and even though he acts like lev bothers him, yaku is very loving and caring to the younger kitty.

if you adopt both, lev is exploring every nook and cranny of your house, with yaku scolding him when he does something wrong or touches something breakable. they walk on egg shells for the first few days because they worry that you may take them back to the shelter, but once they realize that this is their forever home they quickly settle down and let their adorable personalities show.

if you only adopt one, lev sits on the window frame with a longing look on his face. sometimes at night you can hear his quiet sniffles and hiccups. one day he comes up to you with red puffy eyes and quietly asks if you think you have room for one more cat and you’re on your feet and out the door in an instant. yaku really tries to be a good kitty, but you can see through every fake smile and the way he hesitates before eating as if he’s waiting for someone and how he paws at a toy that he was allowed to take from the shelter, a little grey mouse, with a sad look on his face.

if you adopt one before the other, lev gets confused and worried with how quick you left after he asked if maybe you had room for another cat, he worries that you’ll go and get just any cat, he worries that maybe you got fed up and are going to return him, he worries and worries until he hears your keys jingle. he panics and darts under the couch, his grey tail sticking out. he hears two sets of footsteps and yowls when he feels his tail get tugged on, quickly turning around to swat at the offender only to cry out in happiness once he sees that you did not get just any cat. yaku would wait for you to come back home, still playing with the toy that belonged to his love to pass the time. he trots to the door once he hears you approaching, ready to plaster a fake smile on his face only for it to become real once he sees the giant kitty you brought home. after saying his hellos to his kitty he dashed off and returns with the mouse that he happily plops into your hand before rubbing his head on your legs.

more that cannot be separated but this prompt was getting repetitive:

guard dog ushijima and kitty tendo

puppy osamu and puppy atsumu

kitty kiyoko and puppy yachi

puppy hoshiumi and puppy hirugami

puppy yachi and guard dog saeko

guard dog ukai and puppy takeda

kitty kunimi and puppy kindaichi

#eden !!#petboy mart !!#puppyboy aisle !!#guarddog aisle !!#kittyboy aisle !!#catboy aisle !!#haikyuu petboys #haikyuu petboys !!

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lady-ragnvindr · 4 years ago

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okay so for the event thing

Catboy Kazuha, he's such a good kitty and always obeys you, loves being collared and having his chin scratched, he's always begging for your cock and is clingy as fuck. I would fuck him on a matting press and stuff him full until all he thinks about its my cock, I also want to finger his wet hole and eat him out while stroking his sensitive tail. Just get him completely addicted to sex to the point you have to fuck him in public and shut him up with your fingers on his mouth. He loves his master so much he wears his collar everywhere so everyone can see who he belongs to

honestly I just want to destroy him on a very consensual way bcuz he's just so pretty I can't help it. also congrats for 2000 followers <3

Kazuha. Loves. Getting. Filled.

Anywhere, anytime!

Shopping for groceries or clothes? Fuck him on a quite aisle or in a changing room. Date in a restaurant? Finger him under the table. Going to the theaters? Have him suck your strap/cock.

He loves your cock and would do anything to have you inside of him 😫

And Thank You!

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x you #dom!reader #kazuha

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snaileo · 2 years ago

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myrfing · 3 years ago

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graha barnes and noble aisle loiterer mf. little nerdass... his part in the thule was so good I can't stop thinking about it. are you the same person you were yesterday. are you constantly changing. is there really a single definable thing that constitutes the entirety of who you are. is it your memories, is it your flesh, is it the nebulous thing you call a "soul" or a "personality". or are you who you are because you wish to be because these things never cease changing. is there ever really a moment where you are supposed to have ended or died if you still are alive right now. is it really ever wrong to want to live. "but that doesnt mean I'm confused. it simply means I'm the same as everyone else". you are saying some genderous things my one and only catboy wizard of all time

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haikyu-nsfwblog · 4 years ago

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pegging suna while he’s crying out of pleasure☝🏼🏃🏽‍♀️ i’ll leave the rest to you because i like your creativity

Warnings: Bratty/Catboy Suna, Suna acts up in public, Dom Businesswoman Reader, Collar & Leash, Degradation and praise, use of a cock ring, begging, swearing.

a/n: i got kind of carried away, but this request is so amazing, Bratty/Catboy suna is my weakness. I hope you enjoy :))))))))

You and Suna have just moved into your apartment together and you’ve been moving furniture all day. After you sit on your new bed you realize something, “Shit Suna we don’t have bed sheets or blankets.” You hear a long groan from the room your boyfriend is in. “Ok I guess we’ll go get some real quick. Wanna get food while we’re out?” He asked walking into the bedroom. You nod your head and get up to change out of your clothes.

As you’re walking through the store Suna is very touchy. Whether it’s grabbing your ass when nobody is in the aisle, squeezing your waist and rubbing himself against you, kissing your neck when you’re not surrounded by people. It was cute at first, but he knows the rules about pda. Your reputation is too strict to be caught acting like this in public.

Once you got home you closed the door and set your bags on the counter. As soon as your hands were empty, they were full with Suna’s wrists. “Baby you were quite touchy today.” You said leaning into his neck, kissing and biting the skin softly. Suna’s breath hitches, “ ‘m sorry, just really wanted you.” His head rolls to the side, giving you more access to the sensitive skin. You walked him towards the bedroom, “Come here kitten.” You placed a pair of fuzzy cat ears on his head, pulling off his hoodie to reveal the black collar around his pale neck. “Mmm, so pretty.” You said as you pulled on the collar, his lips smashing into yours. He immediately lets you deepen the kiss, letting out a soft whine as you do. You kiss down his jaw to his neck. “Pl- please I want more.” His whines making you want to give him everything he wants and more.

“Go to the closet and pick out whichever one you want baby.” You placed a soft kiss on his lips before he walked to the closet. As he made his choice you went to the dresser and pulled out a long leather leash. Suna came back out holding his favorite strapon you use, at least 10 inches long. “Mmm good choice Kitten, now strip for me.” He nodded softly, pulling his clothes off. You hooked the leash to the back of his collar, “So pretty for me. Now, get on the bed baby.” You tightened the strapon, putting lube on.

You get behind Suna, rubbing the tip on his hole. You slowly start to push in, Suna’s back arching into the mattress. The sweetest moan leaves his lips, only driving you crazier. Once you’re all the way in, you wrap your hand under him and slide a cock ring onto him. “W-what?” He looks over his shoulder with pleading eyes. “This is your punishment for acting up in public.” He nods his head before putting his face back down on the mattress. You pull almost all the way out, the sudden emptiness making him whine, then slam back in keeping a fast pace. You wrap the leash around your hand, pulling on it lightly so you’re choking him. “Beg for it, or the ring stays on.” You drop the leash, Suna’s face crashing into the pillows, “Pl- please wanna cum, wanna cum so fucking bad.” His moans turn into screams. Tears start to run down his face, “Why’re you crying pretty baby?” You asked softly, not faltering your thrusts. “F- feels so good.”

You smirk at the way your boyfriend is so fucked dumb for you. You lean forward pushing his head down in the pillows, thrusting harder. His cries are barely muffled by the cloth. “Fuck baby, so good for me. You’re my dumb slut aren’t you?” He tries to nod his head, moaning out “Y- yes I’m your slut. Fuck- please let me cum.” You pull him up by the leash so his back is pressed against you. You wipe away his tears and run your hand down his stomach, pulling the cock ring off quick. You thrust faster and harder, tears are coming out of Suna’s eyes like waterfalls. His voice cracking from the screams and moans. “Fuck- fuck- so good.” He moans out. After a few more thrusts his cum is shooting everywhere. “Shit I love when you cum like that baby.” You kiss his neck lightly.

Suna falls onto the mattress, already asleep. You giggle lightly under your breath, walking to the bathroom to clean yourself off. You wet a rag and go to clean up Suna. After you’re done you get under the covers with him and kiss his head lightly. Mumbling a soft “I love you.” before falling asleep.

#haikyuu #haikyuu smut #hq smut #suna rintaro oneshot #suna smut #suna rintaro smut

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yeoldemothmemes · 3 years ago

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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 14

Random lines from youtube videos in my watch later Bonus points if you know where these lines are from Feel free to change pronouns and etc as needed “I have a feeling we’re going to learn as we go” “Am I doing this right?” “Let’s see what we get inside” “I don’t think this is going to work” “Stay. Don’t move!” “Someone should check them out and maybe even report this” “You can do this at home” “I could have told you that!” “Am I the only one seeing this?” “Oh look. A catboy” “I need my cat ears” “Where are my gay superheroes?” “What world are we living in here?” “I need to determine what sort of dinosaur you would be” “Do you have anything against flamingos?” “I don’t want to marry” “I think he works at the supermarket in the freezer aisle” “Caffeine makes me go mental” “Go and put something Disney on” “When life gives you lemons. What do you do?” “This is the second best moment of my time with you” “Why are you cooking BLANK at 7am in your underwear?” “You can really taste the food colouring” “Everyone around me knew before I did” “She is all of the things I wish I was more like” “I wanna go lay down” “I don’t have enough time to be thinking like this” “How did I get myself into this situation?” “How did you get yourself into this situation?” “I don’t think we’ll be having a backyard”

#Watch Later RP Sentence Starters #rp sentence starters #roleplay sentence starters #sentence rp meme #roleplay sentence meme

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crowsent · 4 years ago

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tales from the smp: the village that went mad ft. salt losing his goddamn mind

“im jack. and. im a farm person, and i like p o t a t o e s”

starting the stream well i see. ponk coming in with generic potato boy and i love him for it

QUACKITY

“my name is helga, wife of badboyhalo” QUACKITY

karl: “bad, explain your character other than person that beats up their wife”

bad, immediately: “well, i do declare that my name is jimmy and im the mayor of this town”

and then bbh just fucking starts spinning around when hes asked what the name of this town is, theres a pause, and then he fucking hits us with “not a very good town, town” like BAD

this is why i love this man

this is why i fux with this man

he is unparalleled

but as much as i love bbh and would literally murder god for him, he still canNOT match the quiet theatricality of mr corpsehusband saying “im gonna turn around and itll all make sense” and then he has a fucking CAT TAIL

corpse “choke me like you hate me” husband is a fucking CATBOY ladies and gentlemen

hes a fucking catboy which further proves something which we already knew was true all along: furries exist in minecraft and are, in fact, accepted in society and treated no less differently than humans

this is why fundy and antfrost can just walk around without anyone telling them shit

this is why wilbur can fuck a salmon

corpse “catboi” husband paved the fucking road and drove down in a custom vintage jaguar so every other furry on the smp could fucking drive behind him in a second hand porsche

i salute you mr corpsehusband

truly amazing

miles memeington, connoisseur of steak and bob, “bob the builder” need no explanation

CORNELIUS COMING IN WITH THE BRIGHTASS NEON GREEN BODYSUIT EVERYBODY

GIVE IT UP FOR CORNELIUS

BEST RPER ON THE ENTIRE SMP

CORNELIUS GREENBODYSUIT EVERYONE

tubbo with the very cute ‘i am robin, i am an orphan child” being IMMEDIATELY ruined by karl sayin

“dont let technoblade hear about that”

i love this already

feed me technoblade lore. the man never fucking uploads so i have to get content adjacent to him

i wanna hear about technoblade the orphan killer. i want that backstory lore

and also i wanna protect robin the orphan boy because hello???????????

that skin???????

let me adopt you mr orphan boy

i love quackity just very casually going “my husband and i had intercourse” at the fucking TOWN MEETING BY THE WELL

truly

quackity’s comedy is unmatched

“hes into lots of weird stuff. he taught me this one thing called dunderhead”

and IMMEDIATELY someone (cant tell who, i have auditory processin issues) fucking goes “i DO NOT know this woman” and tbh if i were in that fucking town hall listening to my fucking weirdass neighbour casually lay out all her family secrets, id fucking say that shit too. id fucking disown this bitch as my neighbour. id fucking pretend she doesnt exist

imagine your fucking next door neighbour siddling up to you in the fucking w*lmart while youre just minding your own goddamn business trying to buy a fucking banana and your next door neighbour helga is dressed in a fucking bikini going “my husband fucked me so hard i couldnt walk” and even though you are clearly not interested and trying desperately to get away from her and her wackass gossip, helga goes ahead and fucking LISTS OUT HER HUSBANDS KINKS IN THE FUCKING FRUIT AISLE AT FULL VOLUME

id die

id just fucking die

id uninstall life right then and there

id pack my fucking bags and take a fucking extended vacation to guatemala and never return. id fucking change my goddamn name just to ensure that people never associate me with this woman.

thats what quackity is doing and i am very thankful this man exists and has given us the treasure that is helga

cOuLd iT Be iN ThE nAMe oF SaTaN???????? 🤔

karl

bruh

bustin out the fucking OLD conspiracies huh

“or could it be in the name of content on karls stream”

and hes just casually breaking the 4th wall too huh

kinda stealing techno “ill read donations in the middle of rp bc i need a distraction” blade’s go-to method there huh

its fucking funny tho. hes narrating this all serious-like but then he just goes “content on my stream uwu” and unrepentantly shatters that suspension of disbelief (in a good way)

but it wouldnt even matter bc apparently, satan and karls content have no difference

does protection exist in the smp? im worried for helgas health

the woman visited 3 different fucking houses in one night

i love how the rp just stops dead in its tracks around the campfire

no one was using any of the names

corpse was out here calling everyone by their actual names and not the names of their characters

this might just be bc im a pathological liar whos seen and heard shit but

i love him but

i mean

bbh cant lie

the man cannot lie

his voice is off, pitch wrong, tone sus

he is deffo a murderer

being accused of something hes not would make a person defensive/angry and bbh is not either

the man is LYING

and his argument/defense was LITERALLY tubbos

man cant lie

send this murderer to hell

tubbo can lie, but imo hes not. his voice is the voice of a person whos telling the truth

man is legit the doctor

a doctor who chose to fucking lay on the LORE

father killed in the red-eyed village wars????? mother taken from a young age?

motherfucker brought the LORE

motherfucker brought the SOB STORY

motherfucker legit said “here is my canonical in-character reason for being a doctor fuck you”

and honestly

what is bads defense?

karl asked if the town should kill an orphan over a mayor and there is legit no right answer to that

there is no good rebuttal

so bad straight went “you make a great point. just execute me”

amazing

10/10

idk who said it but “orphans just suck up resources” whoever you are i love you

i was eating my chips in peace but then i almost choked

thank

I FUCKING KNEW TUBBO WASNT THE MURDERER

his voice did not match

my bets on fucking ponk

its fucking DREAM

DREAM MURDERER

my respect for this man

motherfucker

shouldve known

he was kinda quiet at first but then he suddenly started talking a lot

son of a BITCH

gg dream

round 1 wasnt very rp heavy but

i can excuse that

who in the FUCK is making choking donald duck noises

who

bbh got a new skin cool

WHO IS MAKING THE CHOKING DONALD DUCK NOISES

corpse, about dreams death: “they killed him in front of me”

the town: “who was it corpse?”

ladies and gentlemen corpse, without a moments hesitation: “im also blind”

so the murderer is deffo not corpse. deffo not tubbo. probably not lazarbeam probably not bbh

that leaves quackity, george, and ponk

MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

i knew corpse was a catboi but i didnt know that mr dream “i went on a date and almost married a fox” wastaken partnered with a fucking catboy

what is this

dnf is out, dream corpse is in /j

bruh

MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

bro

the tragedy

CALM DOWN WENCH THE BOY DID NOTHIGN

CORPSE

STOP

CORPSE

standing up for tubbo like that

corpse

please

my heart cannot handle this

okay so its deffo not corpse and tubbo. most likely not quackity after that fucking disaster at the campfire. probably not lazarbeam or bbh. still think its george and ponk

CORPSE

he got executed trying to console tubbo who legit WENT IN THE PRISON TRYING TO LOOK FOR HIM

BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK

TUBBO

technically its robin but

TUBBO

he lost his father so quick what the FUCK

i will murder god for robin

the little shaking head he does after corpse got killed. going completely silent as he lost the one family he had left.

bruh

robin bby no

I KNEW HE WASNT THE MURDERER

tubbo

im sorry

I KNEW IT WAS PONK

was wrong about lazarbeam/george tho

bruh

what the fuck

tubbo/robin honey i am so so sorry

catboi corpse i am so so sorry

#tales from the smp #dsmp #salt liveblogs

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vergess · 3 years ago

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your ffxiv ask meme, if you haven't already answered them: 5, 6 , 16, 22, 23

5. Favourite WoL ship?

My beloved WoL, Aisling NicSionna, is aromantic, but she definitely fucks, and everyone she fucks is gay. For the moment, that honour goes to Sadu, because listen.

I'm a simple lesbian. I see a trans warrior queen beat the shit out of my character, that's my character's new girlfriend. That's the rules!!!!!

The closest Aisling ever got to a romantic relationship was her queerplatonic "marriage" to Haurchefant.

I like to imagine that some time around the "I shall make you my beloved chocobo and ride you around town" line, she was like, "babe, darling, beloved of my heart, you understand that I am not an obligate bi like most people in this setting conserved and I neither can nor will fuck you, right? You know that, right?" and then he was like, "Who said anything about sex!!!!!!!!! I am going to LITERALLY put a saddle on you and teach you to fly, this is both normal to want and possible to achieve!!!!"

The Twink Panther (my streaming character) is going to be hardcore married to the fishing catboy that is apparently in Endwalker, as soon as I get far enough into the storyline to meet him.

6. Favourite NPC ship?

I did answer this one already, giving the grand prize to Alphinaud/Estinien.

But the runner up, as mentioned in that ask, was Leveva/Jannequinard(/Quimerain/Kyukuho).

In my heart of hearts, Leveva has had sex with each of them exactly one (1) time, and Janne was the only one who didn't get to come because midway through his called her by her father's name like a total douche, except instead of smacking him she bounced off his dick hollering EUREKA!!! and changed her name immediately.

Janne has learned to cope.

16. Which character is the most submissive and breedable?

Per my last Submissive and Breedable question, the gold medalist is definitely Cirina Mol (the pink Au'ra from Stormblood).

However, silver goes to Gaius van Baelsar.

Not only is he the most submissive bitch I've ever had the displeasure to meet, but he is positively rife with children.

That's a man who knows how to pop 'em out.

22. What’s a popular opinion or fan interpretation that you love?

Ardbert and Fray hanging out and drinking in the back of the WoL's mind like, "wow we're fucked up huh?" "Oh yeah this is some wild shit bro."

23. What’s an opinion or interpretation of your own that you just know is going to start a fight as soon as you say it?

Aside from my religious fervor surrounding Gaius's being a turbo-sub, which apparently people "don't see" as if he doesn't beg you to step on his face every time you run Praetorium?

Urianger is lesbian catnip because he's Maximally Trans of Gender. This is why every queer woman on screen from Mikoto and Moenbryda to Alisaie herself are inexplicably attracted to him.

It's a rite of passage as a WLW in FF14 to have your Urianger Phase.

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Pros to dating Peter:

If you’re scared of bugs or mice, he will talk them into leaving you alone

Knows just what you need when you need it. Want a hug? it’s hug time. Thirsty? Here’s some water. Hungry? he made acorn-flour pancakes with wild blackberries and honey drizzled on top. Nature’s bounty is yours for the taking

Super affectionate, but only in ways you’re comfortable with. Prefer words but no touch? Touch but no words? Both? Neither? That’s all just fine with him.

A lot more knowledgeable than he appears, he’s full of interesting trivia and practical information but you’d never know because he’s not the type to show off.

Super patient and understanding. Very gentle, but will be firm if it’s for the best. You had BETTER be drinking water every day and not nothing but coffee and mountain dew code red!!!!

Might be unable to die!

Cons to dating Peter:

‘What is that in your mouth? What are you eating? Where did you get that?’

Perpetually has an air of disease about him, even when he’s not sick.

Will bite his nails and forget the clippings everywhere

Spends way too much on bandages. Doesn't always change them as often as needed

Don’t expect any hot date nights. If you try to dress up sexy he’d probably just be like ‘isn’t all that lace itchy?’

Might have a mental breakdown walking past toy aisles with lots of MLP merchandize because he has a vendetta against horses that spans across multiple universes

Might already be dead!

Pros to dating Sanctus:

WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat

Your water bill will plummet

Cuddly catboy energy

Can and will gift you with gorgeous and mysterious red gemstones of any shape or size

Confident and helpful. He’ll order for you at McDiglett’s so you don’t have to talk to the cashier and he won’t eat your fries without permission

Has all the good looks of a light haired anime antagonist but without the homicidal tendencies!

Always down to clown in any way, shape, or form. Want to go to Denny’s at 3am? Want to skinny dip in the ocean at night? Want to make out during the scary parts of shrek 3? He’s there for it.

Always looking for opportunities to be complimentary and tell you everything that’s good about you and everything he likes about you. These two things do not always overlap.

Can’t be killed as long as his splash plate is hidden inside the universe on his back. Only those who are aware that it’s there can even access it anyway.

Cons to dating Sanctus:

Actual catboy issues. He will knock things over when he’s bored and will get in the way of anything you’re trying to do. That book can’t possibly be more interesting than he is! If you’re not petting him then you’re wasting your time!

The mysterious red gemstones are made of his blood and might attract the attention of eldritch gods. Also you will have to spend a lot on iron supplements for him.

I lied about him not stealing your fries, he will sneak so many fries

I also lied about the homicidal tendencies, but at least he’s not very likely to kill you specifically! (kozu ikki and zero DNI)

He’s very needy and needs some form of affection and/or physical touch of any kind every 5 minutes or he starts making deflating balloon noises and phases out of existence.

Will hide in your drinking water and cry ‘noooo don’t drink me’ in a very tiny squeaky voice when you go to take a sip

Will inevitably die a slow and violent death as the unown that make up his existence destabilize and pull him apart due to the other half of his soul being gone. The only cure for this is murder

#only mildly unsettling || Peter HC #sole selfless boundless blind || Sanctus HC

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angelofthequeers · 4 years ago

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I’ll Always Come Back

Rating: G

Summary: No matter what happens, no matter what pulls them apart, Alya and Nino always find their way back to each other.

We're finally able to share our pieces for @thedjwifizine and I had the privilege of being able to participate! Please go check it out and give all the other creators massive love!

1. Welcome home

“Are we sure you’re not one of the planes?” Adrien teases. Nino flushes and forces himself to stop jumping from foot to foot on the rich red carpet, although he finds himself still bouncing on the spot in anticipation.

“Dude, I haven’t seen Alya in like two weeks!” He’s expecting Adrien to tease him again but instead, Adrien just sighs and smiles.

“I know the feeling,” he says. “Two weeks without Marinette is a drag. Not that I don’t like hanging out with you, of course.”

“Thanks, bro,” Nino says dryly. Adrien rolls his eyes and opens his mouth to respond, except that the doors to the airport gate open and the shadows of the first few people off the plane loom against the corridor wall. Their banter is instantly forgotten as both men jitter on the spot and stand on their tiptoes to look out for their girlfriends.

“Did they get off last or something?” Adrien grumbles. “Hey, you think it’d be legal if I sat on your shoulders?”

“Dude, I’d totally sit on yours,” Nino says. “You’re heavy.”

Adrien raises his eyebrows. “Wow. Thanks. And here I thought we had something special.”

Nino maturely ignores his best friend in favour of continuing to search for Alya in the crowd. His heart leaps into his throat at the sight of a familiar reddish-brown bun, just behind a middle-aged white man with greying hair, and then the crowd parts and there she is, like a ray of sunshine.

“Alya!” Nino frantically waves his hands above his head, sparing only a fleeting thought for the people giving him strange looks as they walk past. Alya looks around at the sound of her name, and then she spots him and her face breaks into the most radiant smile that Nino’s ever seen, only making her look even more like a goddess from above.

“Nino!” Alya dodges around a young couple with all the grace of her superhero alter-ego, and Nino eagerly holds his arms open to catch her, but he’s still unprepared for the force that cannons into him and nearly bowls him over into Adrien.

“I missed you so much, babe,” Nino says into Alya’s hair. Alya just laughs and squeezes him tighter.

“Same. I even missed your snoring.”

“Wow. Thanks.” But Nino still holds her tight and relishes in her warm coconut smell, despite her super mean comments just seconds into their reunion.

2. Brainwashed

“Snap out of it!” Rena Rouge yells, despite the futility of trying to break through an akuma’s influence. Carapace just grins at her, but it’s all…wrong. It’s twisted, black-lipped, showing too much teeth, like he’s a shark rather than the turtle hero he’s supposed to be.

Out of the corner of her eye, there’s a flash of red as Ladybug summons a Lucky Charm, but Rena can’t make out what it is and she’s too focused on her brainwashed boyfriend to look away for even a second.

“Dammit!” Ladybug curses and grabs Rena’s arm to yank her out of the way of Gamer’s vivid green beam. “I need Carapace to make this plan work!”

“Well, he’s a little occupied!” Rena dodges one of Dark Cupid’s arrows, but then Carapace dives at her and she’s forced to jump away and duck under him to avoid the next one. It strikes him in the back harmlessly just as Rena swipes his legs out from underneath him, sending him crashing to the ground with a loud wheeze. Before he can bound back into the battle, Rena plants her knee on his chest and pins his wrists to the ground on either side of his head.

“Aww, how cute,” Carapace mocks. “Do you want a mid-battle cuddle, babe?”

“How d’you like that, huh?” Dark Cupid cackles. “Sucks to have your heart broken!”

“And to see your best friend in such pain!” Gamer chimes in. He fires at Chat Noir right as Dark Cupid shoots another arrow, which forces Ladybug to abandon her brainstorming to jump to Chat’s aid. Rena just groans and hangs her head, still keeping Carapace pinned to the ground. If only they had his Shellter – if only she could free him, bring him back –

“True love is a scam!” Dark Cupid howls distantly. With a sharp intake of breath, the most desperate of ideas slams into Rena’s brain and then, before she can second-guess herself and end up incapacitated, she leans down and presses her lips to Carapace’s with a silent plea.

For a moment, nothing happens. The battle between superheroes and akumas rages on in the background, but Rena’s vision has tunnelled to the boy beneath her, staring up at her with such hate in his eyes that’s the complete opposite of everything that Nino Lahiffe is and that she loves about him. And then the black fades from Carapace’s lips – he stares up with clouded, confused eyes, and Rena lets out a choked sob –

“Uh, babe?” Carapace says as she rains kisses all over his face. “Not that I’m complaining, but I don’t think this is the time.”

“You’re an idiot,” Rena splutters. “I hate you. Hurry up and get your lazy butt back into action before I run you through with my flute.”

3. Making up

“I’ll call you back, girl,” Alya says into her phone when the sound of the front door opening reaches her ears. There’s the dim sound of Marinette saying her goodbyes, but all Alya can focus on is the stiff-shouldered silhouette of her boyfriend standing in the living room doorway with a scowl on his face. But two can play the stubborn game, so Alya crosses her arms and glowers right back at him.

Neither of them says anything. The atmosphere thickens, until it’s so stifling that it could be popped with a pin like the massive superhero balloons paraded around Paris every year on Heroes’ Day. Alya toys with the idea of just getting it over with and swallowing her pride and caving first, except for the fact that she’s so not at fault here and why should she have to give in?

Except…it’s awful, this hostile air between them. And Nino had walked out but…he’d also come back. He came back. Just like he always does, whether it’s an argument about stealing the blankets or getting disintegrated by a smoke akuma just hours ago while Rena Rouge had been forced to watch helplessly. And if she has to swallow her pride and poke at this wound so that it can start to heal…is it worth throwing away what she’s got with him, everything they’ve been through together, just to be right?

“I’m sorry,” Alya blurts out just as Nino does. They pause, blink, and then laugh in unison, and Nino’s shoulders slump.

“I was way outta line,” he says. “And I shouldn’t’ve run away. I don’t want to lose you over some dumb argument.”

“I said some things I shouldn’t have as well,” Alya says. She holds out her arms. “Get over here, shellhead. You’re not getting rid of me that easily after everything we’ve been through.”

Nino moves so fast that he seems to materialise on the couch next to Alya, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close. She hums and buries her nose in the crook of his neck, nuzzling to drink in his sweet smell of cinnamon and vanilla, surrounding herself in the warmth of being cherished and cared for by the most amazing man she’s had the fortune of meeting.

“Not even a whole horde of zombies could keep me from you, babe,” Nino says. Alya laughs softly.

“You’re still an idiot for just sitting there and letting the kissing zombies get you for no reason,” she says. “But I appreciate you staying with me, even if I don’t remember it.”

Nino squeezes her. “Always.”

4. Lost

“Nino!” Alya’s shriek echoes off the dark, glistening walls around her. But there’s no response, so she desperately tries again. “Nino!”

Nothing. She turns a corner and is greeted with an identical dark wall, which seems to have looped behind her and cut off where she’d just come from. Seems to have, because Alya doesn’t even know what’s going on with this constantly shifting maze, unable to even trust her own senses to truthfully inform her of where she is.

“Ladybug! Chat Noir!” Alya pounds on the wall in front of her. “Someone! Anyone!”

“Alya!” echoes faintly in response; so faint that Alya barely makes it out. But it’s there. She takes off running, losing any semblance of spatial awareness as she hurtles down identical dark corridor after dark corridor in this damn akuma maze, because someone (i.e., Jalil) had decided to get akumatised into a Greek minotaur complete with a labyrinth.

“Nino?” she calls.

“Alya!” comes back after a second, much closer than it had been last time. Alya takes a deep breath, closes her eyes for a moment to compose herself, and starts running again. Wherever Nino is in this labyrinth, she’s going to find him, because they haven’t gone through years of both superhero and mundane drama to be separated by a maze.

5. Down the aisle

“Will you settle down?” Adrien hisses. “You’re putting me on edge!”

“You’re always on edge, catboy,” Nino mutters in response, because if Adrien’s gonna act like he doesn’t wake up screaming half the time from the horrors he’s seen as Chat Noir then Nino’s damn well gonna call him out for it. He groans and tugs at his stiff white collar, wishing he could just tear it off already…but no, he can’t do that to Alya. Speaking of Alya, where is she?

“Rude,” Adrien says. “See if I make you my best man.”

“Go on, then,” Nino says. “Give it to Kim. I dare you.”

Adrien pauses, then shudders. “No way. I love Kim – I really do – but Marinette and I want everyone to walk away in one piece.”

“Chloé, then.”

“She’s already leaving super pointed voicemails about breaking gender stereotypes and appointing a best woman instead. I don’t need to encourage that drama.” Adrien pauses. “Why are you even trying to get out of it when I’m here for you?”

Nino rolls his eyes and prepares to fire off a witty retort, except for the fact that the guitarist starts to play the song he’s heard hundreds of times in Alya’s cheesy romance movies and Adrien immediately stands up straight, as does Marinette on the bride’s side. Nino turns and…oh. Oh.

“Oh my god,” he whispers. With the sun behind her to make her glow like an angel from the heavens, Alya glides down the grassy aisle they’ve set up in the Place des Vosges, her pure white dress hugging the curves of her hips and falling in layers of tulle around and behind her. Nino’s never been more grateful to Marinette than he is now for designing Alya’s dress as a wedding gift because…wow. Wow. Words? What?

“Hey,” Alya says softly when she reaches Nino and releases her father’s arm. Nino’s attempt to say anything even remotely intelligent results in a strangled, garbled mess that resembles no human language in existence.

“I can’t marry you,” Nino finally manages to coax himself to say. “You’re way outta my league. Holy –”

Good thing that Alya’s giggle interrupts him, or many children might have learned a very inappropriate lesson that day. He reaches out to thread his fingers through hers, transfixed by the loose curls falling around her face, the light dusting of makeup that frames her eyes and glistens her lips, and he must have managed to say his vows through his hypnosis at some point because the next words he’s able to comprehend are, “You may now kiss the bride,” and he’s never been happier to do as he’s told.

“I love you,” he croaks once he finally manages to pull away from Alya’s divine lips. Alya grins.

“I love you too, dork.”

#miraculous ladybug #aotq fic #djwifi #djwifi zine #alya cesaire #nino lahiffe #adrien agreste #marinette dupain-cheng #i had so much fun writing this #alya and nino are so precious #they deserve all the love

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petboymart · 3 years ago

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NSFW petboys who immediately start nosing and licking at your still clothed crotch when you get home from work because they missed you so much and wanna taste you so bad;

tanaka, nishinoya, terushima, bokuto, akaashi, yamaguchi, himekawa, aone, yamamoto, hinita, shibayama, kyotani (but he will never admit it), kindaichi, goshiki, semi, kageyama, sakusa, osamu, atsumu, hanamaki, komori, kita, hoshiumi

petboys who immediately shove you onto the floor to fuck you when you get home because they need you;

iwaizumi, oikawa, ushijima, daisho, kyotani, atsumu, osamu, tendo, tsukishima, sakusa, semi, kuroo, lev, matsukawa, yahaba, kamasaki, futakuchi, konoha, shirabu, kuguri, aran, suna, hirugami, meian, daichi

petboys who do their very best to wait until you’ve set your stuff down and had a chance to relax a bit but ultimately end up humping your leg;

sugawara, daichi, asahi, ennoshita, yamaguchi, nishinoya, yaku, kenma, lev, fukunaga, kunimi, moniwa, koganegawa, washio, hyakuzawa, kita, aran

-eden<3

#eden !!#petboy mart !!#haikyuu petboys #puppyboy aisle !!#haikyuu petboys !!#guarddog aisle !!#kittyboy aisle !!#catboy aisle !!#birdboy aisle !!#wildboy aisle !!

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sophieskatesreads · 3 years ago

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Omegaverse Exchange Requested Tag List

This is my first time actually posting a thing on Tumblr; I generally just use Twitter, so if I fuck this up in any way, apologies and please let me know. Yes, I know that anyone who follows me (and probably others? Again, Tumblr novice) can see this, but it’s basically only being written/posted for the person who fills my exchange request. So, others, feel free to ignore-- or you can read this, if you feel like it.

Anyway.

Welcome, poor soul who has received me as a request! I’d like to say, first and foremost, that this is very long; you do not have to read it/read all of it. This is just a compilation of my favorite tags out of the tag collection (all of which I’m okay with being used) and a lazy grouping of them by category for you to peruse, in case you need ideas. Generally, my only “rules” for requests are that the fic has to be written in third person, if the YOI pairing is chosen, his name is “Yuri” or “Yura,”-- NOT “YURIO,” and that if pregnancy is involved (which is very much encouraged) it’s Yuri or Lio who is pregnant. The further along, the bigger the belly, the better. Multiples are great, for example.

Depending on the tags you choose, sex may or may not be incorporated into the fic, going by your preference. There are some smutty tags I specifically asked for (which you’ll see below), so, obviously, smut is fine for those if they're used, but, generally, I'm not too moved by it. Unless the smut fulfills a specific tag, then I generally skim over it, just because it's not very interesting to me. (See the tags I chose: they almost all fulfill specific kinks. Without the kinks, I don’t care about sex much.) So, sex is not a DNW, but unless it was requested, I prefer my fics to be composed of plot-- not endless smut. If you need further clarification, please let me know!

I have no DNWs as far as content goes: I’ll happily receive anything-- from fluffy domesticity, to the horrific scenes that the tags outline below. You couldn’t squick me out if you tried, either through medical procedures, gore, or torture, so have fun with this.

Those are my general instructions, so onto the tag grouping! Some are listed multiple times; it may be because they’re applicable/desired across several categories, or because I’m tired as I type this, lol. Again, these lists are a lot, so please feel free to ignore them: they’re only here to help, if you want them.

YURI GOES INTO HEAT; YAKOV AND/OR LILIA TAKE CARE OF HIM NON-SEXUALLY.

Non-Sexually Taking Care Of Omega Child During Their First Heat

omega experiencing intense heat squirts for the first time

omega has overwhelming heats

omega is oblivious of their heat approaching until too late

Omega's first heat brought on early due to trauma

Omega's first heat delayed due to trauma

plot happenings keep characters too busy to notice heat/rut coming on

A/B/O Worldbuilding

YURI OR LIO IS CAUGHT SOMEHOW AND SUBJECTED TO MEDICAL EXPERIMENTATION/TRANSITION THAT TURNS HIM INTO AN OMEGA. (I THINK THE CIRCUMSTANCES LEND THEMSELVES TO LIO, BUT I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WHICH OF THEM THIS HAPPENS TO).

Alpha dubcons Alpha into getting fucked and knotted

Alpha gets knotted against their will

Alpha is Forcibly Changed to Omega

Breeding Kink

Alpha character gets nonconned by other alphas until they become an omega

Catboy Omegaverse

Childbirth

resurrection turns alpha into omega

Going into heat while on run from authorities really inconvenient

Heat inducement as a punishment

Heat/rut is physically painful (unless having sex)

Knot Edging

Knots stay inflated for at least an hour

Lactation - Drugs To Make Omega Lactate Whenever Their Alpha Wants

Lactation During Heat

Lactation post-heat

Law can seize 'rebellious' omegas at any point for corrective public use

medical experiment to turn beta into omega

Miscarriage

labor/birth is extremely difficult and painful for male omegas

Medical experiment to turn alpha into omega

Null's presentation delayed due to trauma

omega experiencing intense heat squirts for the first time

Omega character is repulsed by alphas instead of attracted to them

omega forced to beg for knot

Omega freedom fighters in Handmaid's Tale-esque dystopia

omega forced to beg to be bred

omega gets fucked and knotted immediately after giving birth

omega given to alpha as a political favor

omega has overwhelming heats

Omega recovering from abuse needs to call the shots during sex

Omega's first heat brought on early due to trauma

Omega's first heat delayed due to trauma

Omegas always get pregnant with multiples

Omegas Are Societally Obligated To Be Pregnant As Often As Possible

Pregnancy detected by scent

past discrimination victim accepting and embracing their secondary gender

plot happenings keep characters too busy to notice heat/rut coming on

Pregnancy

Protective alpha growling when they don’t like how their mate is treated

A/B/O Worldbuilding

I HAVE A SPECIFIC MENTAL AU THAT THESE TAGS APPLY TO, SO I’M COLLECTING THEM FOR MY OWN CONVENIENCE, BUT MAKE OF THIS AMALGAMATION WHAT YOU WILL. MY AU FEATURES OTAYURI, BUT I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WHICH PAIRING THESE TAGS ARE USED FOR.

Breeding Kink

Soothing touch starved character with comforting or sexy touches

Alpha/omega rape during heats is socially acceptable and not seen as rape

Alphas Are Common and Omegas Are Rare

Breeding as a punishment for a crime

Catboy Omegaverse

breaking previous mating bond

Character thinks nesting is ridiculous - does it anyway

Childbirth

gentle alpha

Heat/rut is physically painful (unless having sex)

Intimacy while being tied

Intricate Courting Rituals

A is embarrassed by nesting urges; B joins in to help them feel less self-conscious

Knot Edging

Knots stay inflated for at least an hour

Lactation During Heat

Lactation post-heat

Late blooming omega thought he was a beta until accidental pregnancy proved otherwise

Miscarriage

Nesting - Omega Embarrassed Over Being Caught Stealing Clothes For Nest

labor/birth is extremely difficult and painful for male omegas

Nesting With Kids

Omega addicted to being bred

Null character thought they were asexual; turns out they are wildly attracted to alpha character

Omega Angry About Being Omega

omega experiencing intense heat squirts for the first time

Omega character is repulsed by alphas instead of attracted to them

Omega Builds Nest To Support Them While Heavily Pregnant So They Can Still Be Fucked Hard

omega feels safe around alpha

omega has overwhelming heats

Alpha Claims Omega Friend In Order To Protect Them From Public Use

Omega hates the scent of Alphas until they find their True Mate

A/B/O Worldbuilding

Omegas always get pregnant with multiples

Omega's Have Pregnancy Heats As A Way To Bond With Their Alpha When Already Pregnant

Omegas Are Societally Obligated To Be Pregnant As Often As Possible

Pregnancy

Protective alpha growling when they don’t like how their mate is treated

Scent Compatibility

Scenting/marking/nuzzling pregnant belly

Smelling Distress Of Their Omega Turns Alpha Feral

Scenting - "platonic" snuggling because your friend smells really comforting

Scenting - Alpha Purposefully Scent-Marks Someone To Stake Their Claim & Ward Off Other Alphas

Scenting in moments of distress to calm down

Stealth Scent Marking While Pining

Alpha tries to prove a worthy mate & parent by being nurturing

A/B/O Worldbuilding

a/b/o courtship traditions

a/b/o pack dynamics

Alpha brings Omega resources to build nest

A/B/O Regency

alpha builds a nest for the omega

Alpha burdened by an emotional need to protect everyone

alpha cares for injured omega after bad run-in with another alpha

GENERAL STORIES: ALL-INCLUSIVE. THESE ARE RANDOM TAGS THAT I’VE COMPILED THAT I LIKE, EVEN IF THEY DON’T FIT INTO ANY OF THE LISTED CATEGORIES. IF THEY DO, I LIKE THEM ENOUGH TO LIST THEM TWICE. :SHRUG: I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WHICH PAIRING THESE TAGS ARE USED FOR.

Alpha Embarrassed to Shop in Estrus Products Aisle

Alpha is aggressively protective of their pregnant partner

Workplace heat leave policy leaves a lot to be desired

Alpha Students Feel Non-Sexually Protective Of Omega Teacher

Alpha tries to prove a worthy mate & parent by being nurturing

Scenting - Alpha Purposefully Scent-Marks Someone To Stake Their Claim & Ward Off Other Alphas

Scenting - Common For Young Alphas To Accidentally Scent-Mark Their Teachers/Peers (Platonically)

Soothing touch starved character with comforting or sexy touches

Scenting - Getting Embarassed Over Accidentally Scent-Marking Someone

Scenting - knowing somebody is about to have a panic attack because their scent changes

alpha is insatiably horny around their pregnant omega

Omega hates the scent of Alphas until they find their True Mate

Alpha With Breeding Kink Can't Stop Touching Their Partner's Belly While They're Tied

Alpha's & Omega's only present when feeling safe and healthy and are null otherwise

alpha spoiling their pregnant omega with cuddling and foot rubs and midnight ice cream runs

alpha super protective over partner who can take care of themselves but finds it adorable

Alpha wolf shifter with a crush on an omega cat shifter

Asexual character

Alphas In The Group Are Protective Of Their Omega Member(s)

Pacifist omega avoids required military service by always being pregnant

Breeding Kink

Catboy Omegaverse

Character thought he was a beta until accidental pregnancy proved otherwise

Character everyone assumes is alpha actually omega

Character thinks nesting is ridiculous - does it anyway

characters notice heat/rut coming on but plot happenings keep them too busy to do anything about it

Omega's Have Pregnancy Heats As A Way To Bond With Their Alpha When Already Pregnant

Compatible Alpha in close quarters induces heat in omega

Exhausted post-heat cuddles

Childbirth

Extremely Horny Pregnant Omega

the family pet being extra protective of pregnant omega

gentle alpha

Heat/rut is physically painful (unless having sex)

Intimacy while being tied

Intricate Courting Rituals

A is embarrassed by nesting urges; B joins in to help them feel less self-conscious

Knot Edging

Knots stay inflated for at least an hour

Lactation During Heat

Lactation post-heat

Lactation During Heat

Lactation post-heat

Late blooming omega thought he was a beta until accidental pregnancy proved otherwise

Miscarriage

Nesting - Omega Embarrassed Over Being Caught Stealing Clothes For Nest

labor/birth is extremely difficult and painful for male omegas

Nesting With Kids

Omega addicted to being bred

omega experiencing intense heat squirts for the first time

Omega character is repulsed by alphas instead of attracted to them

Omega Builds Nest To Support Them While Heavily Pregnant So They Can Still Be Fucked Hard

Omega Coming Out Of Years-Long Mandatory Breeding Service Has To Learn To Live Again

omega feels safe around alpha

omega has overwhelming heats

Alpha Claims Omega Friend In Order To Protect Them From Public Use

Omega pretending to be alpha is revealed; alpha ship half thought their pining was hopeless

Omega recovering from abuse needs to call the shots during sex

omega is oblivious of their heat approaching until too late

Omega hero cuts short villain's monologue because they can feel a heat coming on

Omega traumatized by bad relationship with previous alpha

Omega Tries To Hide Their Status Due To Fear Of Discrimination

Omega Tries To Hide Their Status Due To Fear Of Rape

Omega unused to having a stable home surprised by sudden nesting instincts

Omega's first heat brought on early due to trauma

Omega's first heat delayed due to trauma

Omegas always get pregnant with multiples

Omegas Are Societally Obligated To Be Pregnant As Often As Possible

Pregnancy detected by scent

past discrimination victim accepting and embracing their secondary gender

plot happenings keep characters too busy to notice heat/rut coming on

Pregnancy

Protective alpha growling when they don’t like how their mate is treated

Scent Compatibility

Scenting/marking/nuzzling pregnant belly

Smelling Distress Of Their Omega Turns Alpha Feral

Scenting - "platonic" snuggling because your friend smells really comforting

Scenting in moments of distress to calm down

Stealth Scent Marking While Pining

Tired Teacher(s) Dealing With A/B/O Issues On Top of The Usual Teenage Hormones

Trying for a baby when wrong partner gets pregnant

Birth Quota - Omegas must birth at least one litter per year

A/B/O Worldbuilding

a/b/o courtship traditions

a/b/o pack dynamics

Alpha brings Omega resources to build nest

A/B/O Regency

alpha builds a nest for the omega

Alpha burdened by an emotional need to protect everyone

alpha cares for injured omega after bad run-in with another alpha

DYSTOPIA AU: ALL-INCLUSIVE. SELF-EXPLANATORY: THE CHARACTERS LIVE IN A DYSTOPIA, AND THESE ARE TAGS THAT CAN BE INCLUDED IN THAT. I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WHICH PAIRING THESE TAGS ARE USED FOR.

Alpha Sabotages Omega's Hormone Suppressors To Punish Them

Alpha shares omega partner with other alphas

alpha slut-shames omega in heat

omega is oblivious of their heat approaching until too late

Alpha/omega rape during heats is socially acceptable and not seen as rape

Alphas Are Common and Omegas Are Rare

Alphas Fight Each Other To Win The Right To Fuck Omega In Heat

alphas get dangerously rough during intense ruts

alphas get off watching omegas give birth

Artificially Induced Heat/Rut

birth control tampering

Birth Quota - Alphas must sire at least one litter per year

Birth Quota - Omegas must birth at least one litter per year

Omega Coming Out Of Years-Long Mandatory Breeding Service Is Cared For By Others

Breeding benches

Breeding as a punishment for a crime

Breeding Kink

Catboy Omegaverse

Childbirth

fake relationship - rules require omega to have an alpha

Claimed omegas are legally seen as the alpha's property

discrimination based on secondary gender

dystopian au - family units (etc) are assigned by the government

Enemies to Breeding Partners to Lovers

Foreign Omega Brought To Society Where All Omegas Are Available For Public Use

Heat inducement as a punishment

Heat/rut is physically painful (unless having sex)

government assigned marriages between alphas and omegas to encourage birth rate

Heat/Rut Inducers Used as Roofies

Knot Edging

Knots stay inflated for at least an hour

Lactation - Drugs To Make Omega Lactate Whenever Their Alpha Wants

Lactation During Heat

Lactation post-heat

Law can seize 'rebellious' omegas at any point for corrective public use

medical experiment to turn beta into omega

Miscarriage

labor/birth is extremely difficult and painful for male omegas

omega experiencing intense heat squirts for the first time

Omega character is repulsed by alphas instead of attracted to them

omega forced to beg for knot

Omega freedom fighters in Handmaid's Tale-esque dystopia

Omega Coming Out Of Years-Long Mandatory Breeding Service Has To Learn To Live Again

omega considered property during trade negotiations

omega forced to beg to be bred

omega gets fucked and knotted immediately after giving birth

omega given to alpha as a political favor

omega has overwhelming heats

Omega has suppressant medication sabotaged

Omega recovering from abuse needs to call the shots during sex

Omega traumatized by bad relationship with previous alpha

Omega Tries To Hide Their Status Due To Fear Of Discrimination

Omega Tries To Hide Their Status Due To Fear Of Rape

Omega unused to having a stable home surprised by sudden nesting instincts

Omega's first heat brought on early due to trauma

Omega's first heat delayed due to trauma

Omegas always get pregnant with multiples

Omega rights activist worries they have betrayed their cause by falling for an alpha

Omega Who’s Avoided The Lottery-Based Breeding Houses For Years Finally Has Their Number Called

Omegas Are Considered The Property Of Their Alphas

Omegas are rare and highly valued for breeding purposes

Omegas are kept as pets

Omegas in heat are available for free use

Omegas in Heat Are Placed in Stocks for Public Use

Pregnancy detected by scent

past discrimination victim accepting and embracing their secondary gender

plot happenings keep characters too busy to notice heat/rut coming on

Pregnancy

Protective alpha growling when they don’t like how their mate is treated

Public Breeding Benches

State Mandated Fertility Program Matches Characters To Mate

Stirrups

Speculum

public childbirth

sadistic alphas

prolonged unsatisfied heat leaves character physically weak

Rape as a socially-accepted form of omega punishment

soldier comes home and is given an omega mate as a thank you for their service

spanking as a socially-accepted form of omega punishment

Unexpected/chemically induced heat causes Omega character to rely on enemy to help them through it

Unknown paternity after public use results in pregnancy

Virginity inspection

Unaccompanied Omegas Are Available For Free Use

Unbearable Heats Calmed by God as Stock Trope in Hagiography

Unclaimed Omegas Are Available For Free Use

Alpha Pair Who Wants Children Hires An Omega To Bear Their Child(ren)

Alpha Publically Mounts Omega To Solidify Political Treaty

Alpha determined to break a rebellious omega

Alpha Pair Who Wants Children Purchases An Omega To Breed

Alpha Sabotages Omega's Heat Blockers

Birth Quota - Omegas must birth at least one litter per year

'Ruined' Omegas Who Have Sex Before Marriage Are Tied Up In The Middle of Town For Anyone To Fuck

HEAT SMUT: ALL INCLUSIVE. SELF-EXPLANATORY. I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WHICH PAIRING THESE TAGS ARE USED FOR.

Alpha worries about hurting omega with knot/omega desperate to be filled with come

alphas have obnoxious amounts of come

Alphas Fight Each Other To Win The Right To Fuck Omega In Heat

alphas get dangerously rough during intense ruts

Breeding Kink

Catboy Omegaverse

Character loses/runs out of heat/rut suppressing drugs

Character thinks nesting is ridiculous - does it anyway

characters notice heat/rut coming on but plot happenings keep them too busy to do anything about it

Childbirth

Compatible Alpha in close quarters induces heat in omega

Exhausted post-heat cuddles

Come Inflation - Alpha's knot lasting much longer than Omega expected/prepared for

Extremely Horny Pregnant Omega

Going into heat during most inoppurtune momemts

Going into heat while on run from authorities really inconvenient

gentle alpha

Intimacy while being tied

A is embarrassed by nesting urges; B joins in to help them feel less self-conscious

Knot Edging

Knots stay inflated for at least an hour

Lactation - Drugs To Make Omega Lactate Whenever Their Alpha Wants

Lactation During Heat

Lactation post-heat

Nesting - Omega Embarrassed Over Being Caught Stealing Clothes For Nest

Nesting With Kids

Omega addicted to being bred

omega begs to be knotted by their alpha

Omega being fucked full until the come spills out despite the knot

omega experiencing intense heat squirts for the first time

Omega Builds Nest To Support Them While Heavily Pregnant So They Can Still Be Fucked Hard

omega has overwhelming heats

Omega has suppressant medication sabotaged

Omega recovering from abuse needs to call the shots during sex

Omega in heat fights off Alphas to discern who is worthy to breed them

Omega in heat is irresistible to monsters

Omega in heat is receptive to being impregnated by monsters

omega is oblivious of their heat approaching until too late

Omega hero cuts short villain's monologue because they can feel a heat coming on

Omega's first heat brought on early due to trauma

Omega's first heat delayed due to trauma

Omega's Have Pregnancy Heats As A Way To Bond With Their Alpha When Already Pregnant

Omegas always get pregnant with multiples

Omegas Are Societally Obligated To Be Pregnant As Often As Possible

Omegas have band that locks on knot - it’s an extra erogenous zone

omegas have penises and vulvas

Post-Heat hormones cause healing slick - makes omegas extra tight after heat

Pregnant male omegas lactate

pregnant omegas are insatiably horny

Pregnant Sex

plot happenings keep characters too busy to notice heat/rut coming on

Public Breeding Benches

prolonged unsatisfied heat leaves character physically weak

Scent Compatibility - smelling very compatible alpha post-exercise sends omega into surprise heat

Sex to induce labor

Size Kink - big knot barely fits

Specialised sex hotels for heats/ruts

Strong empowered omega in a dominant social position still loves getting fucked/knotted/pregnant

Soothing touch starved character with comforting or sexy touches

Alpha brings Omega resources to build nest

(Those tags were copied and pasted directly from their entries in the tag collection. If there are typos, that is why.)

Did you read through all of that shit? If so, you deserve an award, lol. Regardless, I believe I’ll love whatever you create, so thank you in advance for your gift fic!

EDIT (09/06/21): Evidently I put in my request while tags were still being added. Whoops. Here are some of the new ones that I like:

- Character in denial over pregnancy that is obvious to everyone around them

- Character can't keep hands off of pregnant partner's baby bump

- Pregnant character is overdue and cranky about it

- Doting on pregnant partner

- Friends with benefits while pining further complicated by accidental pregnancy (This would be really compatible with Otayuri, lol)

- Character didn't know they were in heat until partner already came inside leading to pregnancy scare

- First time sex leads to pregnancy despite character not even being in heat when it happened

- Character swore they would never get pregnant again after series of miscarriages - has happier ending this time (I feel like this could be really fun with the canon-typical dystopia that Galolio comes from, but it works well for both)

- Preparing for birth of first child

- Couple thought family was complete until surprise third or fourth pregnancy proved otherwise (I love it when Otayuri just keeps having babies (but only like four at the most). Like, “fuck, you’re having twins AGAIN? You’re going to have four kids now. Good luck, lol.”)

- A gave birth to first child so B gets to have second (B would be Yuri or Lio)

- Pregnancy announcement - friends and family assume other character is the pregnant one (I’m not sure how easily used this one would be, because I feel like in both pairings, people would expect Lio and Yuri to be the pregnant ones, but I liked this tag so I included it. Because it’s fun, and that’s reason enough, right? xD)

- Tabloid reveal of baby bump causes scandal (Works well for both fandoms; YOI because paparazzi, and Promare because “omg, the famous government official and kind of reformed arson terrorist Lio Fotia is pregnant? WHAT?”)

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