#catalecticgeist

[tenaciousconvict-blog]

@catalecticgeist

so uh, the transportalizer is gonna be off limits for a motherfuckin while.

SO IT’S EITHER NOW OR NEVER, MOTHERFUCKER.

[valorousimperial]

Good Light.

@caedisetmare Good light, darling; sorry you had to see me making an ass of myself first thing you get up.

@catalecticgeist I swear I’m normally much more charming. Try me back after I’ve rested, please.

[carcinogalactic-blog]

@catalecticgeist

EXCUSE ME? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIGURE I KIDNAPPED MY OWN WIGGLER? PLEASE TELL ME. I MEAN, IF YOU’D LIKE TO TELL ME IN PERSON SO WE CAN SETTLE THIS FACE TO FACE, I’D BE MORE THAN WILLING TO DO SO. BECAUSE YOU’RE BARKING UP THE WRONG FUCKING TREE HERE, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL.

[toreddoors-blog]

✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[timelessgaud-blog]

catalecticgeist replied to your post:th4ts 2/4 qu4dr4nts 1m on 4 roll

GOOD JOB.

th4nks 1 try

[tenebrouscalamity-blog]

catalecticgeist replied to your post:what's the best contract you've ever made?

WHERE ARE THE CATS NOW?

ThEy'rE AlL PrObAbLy dEaD NoW, dOgG. tHiS WaS SoMeThInG I WaS AlL To dO BaCk iN ThE MoThErFuCkInG 80's. I GaVe sOmE AwAy, KePt tWo, ThEy dIeD A CoUpLe oF YeArS LaTeR.

[8ro-blog]

catalecticgeist replied to your post:My kid spilled orange juice in my underwear drawer...

MY VOTE IS ON PRANKSTER.

His ego is inflated. 

[tenaciousconvict-blog]

@catalecticgeist

i got the coordinates but the motherfuckers ain’t knowing you’re gonna be headed here so you gotta tell at me exactly when you’re gonna get here so i can wait for you.

ELSE YOU MIGHT RUN INTO SOMEONE FROM THE CHURCH

and end up dead.

[cakesandpranks]

SYCAMORE.

SYCAMORE: Curiosity

[toreddoors-blog]

catalecticgeist replied to your post:yO,

ARE YOU STILL ON TRANSPORTALIZER LOCKDOWN?

uHH, yEAH, wHY,

[timelessgaud-blog]

@catalecticgeist

1m gl4d your3 st1ll 4l1v3

[tenebrouscalamity-blog]

catalecticgeist replied to your post:Oh ShIt. AnGrY cUsToMeR.

COLOR ME SURPRISED THAT YOU COULD OCCASIONALLY PISS OFF A CUSTOMER.

MoThErFuCkErS JuSt aIn't aLl tO ReAd wHaT CoNtRaCtS ThEy sIgN. wE AiN'T MaKe tHeM Do sHiT.

[clownslayer101-blog]

catalecticgeist said: WOULD IT BE WEIRD IF ME, A TOTAL STRANGER, WANTED TO COME? I UNDERSTAND IF YOU TELL ME TO FUCK OFF.

NOT W31RD 4T 4LL 4CTU4LLY, YOU C4N PM M3 4ND W3 C4N F1GUR3 OUT D3T41LS

[8ro-blog]

catalecticgeist replied to your post “New thing I learned today; lil man is scared of snakes.”

WHY DID YOU HAVE A BABY NEAR SNAKES?

No. See. I bought one of those toy snakes and threw it down at his feet to see what happens.

[tenaciousconvict-blog]

catalecticgeist liked your post:honk.

:o)

[cakesandpranks]

catalecticgeist replied to your post:I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THE CAKE TAG HAS...

BECAUSE THIS IS TUMBLR AND NOTHING IS SAFE.

FOR THE MOST PART, YES.