#cat😺

[frenchiepal]

It’s been 74 years since the last flipette update (😤)

you are completely right kitty cat here's an extensive update also you should know she's completely unashamed of murdering lizards and birds every day

[princessbutler1316]

Wade: Just tell me you were cheating on me and not fighting with the neighbor's cat AGAIN!

Logan, with disheveled hair and smelling like garbage: ... I'm cheating on you.

[shopwitchvamp]

OwO hewwo there!

Another classic back in all sizes for the first time in a long time! Polkat Dot Midis by Witch Vamp

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

[diannya]

My second kitty turned into a painting (and into a distinguished gentleman ✨)

[wisteriagoesvroom]

FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ohhh we are unlocking a new level of oscar this year u just wait

source

[catladychronicles]

☀️

[mttonex]

i think cleo should have a cat

just for funsies :3

[sillykittysreblogs]

stamps Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

[olivia150]

Fluffy in a yogurt box

[spirk-trek]

bones uses a laser pointer to lure spock into medbay for his annual check ups

[suckmyarschkarte]

how do you make the word "penalty" sound so cute?

[frenchiepal]

is that even a question at this point

not you exposing our most intimate chats to the world......for everyone to see.....to judge.....why is my belly feeling funny.....

[aysewuu]

[candyheartedchy]

Had this scene stuck in my head for two days straight.

[funnyposts101]

10 Things Your Cat Would Say If It Could Text You

1. "Hey human, it’s 3 AM. Time to party."

- You’re asleep? Not my problem. I’ve knocked everything off your nightstand and am now running laps around the house. You're welcome for the cardio.

2. "There’s a *tiny* corner of my food bowl where I can see the bottom. I’m basically starving."

- How do you expect me to survive in these conditions? A sliver of bowl is showing. If I perish, it’s on you.

3. "I saw you petting that dog."

- Don’t deny it. I can smell betrayal. I’ll be in my box fort, contemplating how to make your life miserable for at least the next 48 hours.

4. "Why is the human litter box full of water?"

- You splash around in that giant bowl daily. Have you considered just burying it like a normal being? Honestly, your bathroom habits are embarrassing.

5. "Yes, I *did* knock over your favorite plant."

- I’ll do it again. In fact, I’m planning on a 3-part sequel. Stay tuned.

6. "Pet me. No, stop! I didn’t say you could touch me."

- You should really know better than to fall for this one. My belly is a trap. You know the rules.

7. "That bird outside is mocking me. Let me out, and I will show it who’s boss."

- But then let me right back in. I don’t actually *want* to stay outside—there are *bugs* out there. Disgusting.

8. "I noticed you brought home groceries."

- Did you get anything for me? What’s that? Salad? Useless. Knocked over.

9. "I’ve re-arranged your curtains."

- It was a lot of work, but now they’re perfect. You’re welcome.

10. "You may pet me now... for exactly 3.5 seconds. Any longer, and I cannot guarantee your safety.”

Face it: if your cat could text, it would probably just send you a series of blank messages at 2 AM and then look at you like you’re the crazy one for not responding.