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Hello from Bridget for International Cat Day! She isn’t sure why there isn’t an International Bridget Day.
#cat#international cat day#mostlycatsmostly#cats of tumblr#bridget#kitty#cinnamon roll cat#cute kitty#cat on the couch
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#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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Kamala Harris: she is Indian, she is black, and she's OWNING Trump 🔥
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#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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Y’all realize that A) Doug is NOT a candidate in this race and B) there is a candidate in the race who had an affair with a porn star while his wife was pregnant and illegally used campaign funds to pay her off! Maybe THAT should be the story!!!
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Wow. Trump HATED this…
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You know, its pretty comfy once you get past the incessant squeaking
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Prompt 112
Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for.
Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more.
We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out.
And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother.
Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred-
D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???
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Alfreeeeed-
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#battinson#Bruce is a skrunkly lil meow meow the kids feel bad about hitting#Danny felt bad the moment he got a taste of the dude's emotions#Selina returning to Gotham covered with cats clinging to her:#Bruce covered with several small children:#“I have a problem with strays”#Alfred is so tired#He comes back from getting groceries for dinner to three new children#all sprawled out on the couch with Dick and Bruce and a movie credits on in the background#they were watching Gray Ghost and eating shredded cheese#Dick a ten year old: Hi there tiny neighbor you are alone and that is bad so come with me please I have snacks#Tim a five year old who has never been taught stranger danger: omg sure Robin#Dick: What#Tim holding his hand: :)#Danny looking at Batman: He gonna cry :(#Jason: No he aint#Danny: You can feel the misery#Danny: It's like kicking a puppy :(#Jason: Shit u right#Both of them looking into the Batmobile now that the door is open: Why is there a box of coloring books and a kid carseat#Omg it's bat themed#There's also a blanket#Why yes it is for long patrols#Also random but I feel like Battinson would be aided by a longer cape#Let battinson become a batblob and disappear into a corner
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#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl narinder#cotl leshy#cotl toww#the one who waits#shitpost#my art#the cat made leshy sleep on the couch
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Scored a new cat couch at the Thrift Store.
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I explained to Bridget about Caturday but this was all she would allow.
#cat#mostlycatsmostly#cats of tumblr#kitten#cinnamon roll cat#bridget#kitty#cat on the couch#caturday
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#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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BREAKING:
President Biden is endorsing three reforms to the Supreme Court:
1. No Immunity for Crimes a Former President Committed in Office
2. Term Limits for Supreme Court Justices
3. Binding Code of Conduct for the Supreme Court
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Laying a racist construct built by white men at the feet of one woman is ridiculous.
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