#castor is the only monarch (king's direct family) that actually thinks for the kingdom and not himself
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mishy-mashy · 3 days ago
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Incorrect quotes featuring Castor (OC), the sickly fourth prince that is also Augustus's younger half-brother
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[In the middle of teatime]
Castor: What's wrong, Damnatio?
Damnatio: Recently, I've been having a headache that comes and goes...
*Augustus barges in, crying for Damnatio to sentence someone*
Damnatio, in dread: It's back.
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Julius: The kingdom wouldn’t last two minutes without Prince Castor.
Julius:
Julius: Don’t tell the king I said that.
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Young Noelle: What's sex?
Castor:
Castor: *puts his teacup down*
Castor: I am not having this conversation with you.
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Yami: You have a pretty good pain tolerance.
Castor: Thanks, I'm on multiple painkillers.
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Castor: *sprays Nacht with water in a spray bottle*
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Morgen: Hello friends!
Morgen: You may be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.
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Julius: Is that a birthday present for the fourth prince?
Morgen: Yes, I got him a kitten! I think the company would be really nice for him, since he's always stuck in his room.
*later*
Castor, on his back and surrounded by healing mages and Owen:
Yami: *smacks his lips* Okay. The prince is deathly allergic. Good to know.
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Castor: If we fail, let's at least try and fail successfully
*later*
Castor, missing an arm, facing a horde of angry elves alone: *chokes back tears* THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS.
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Castor: You believe me?
Nacht: My king, you and Asta are the last good people on this planet. I‘d believe you if cartoon mice made your morning tea today.
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Mimosa: That wasn't a ghost, Asta. That was just the fourth prince, Castor!
Asta: I KNOW WHAT I SAW!!!!
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Nacht: Quacking in my boobs over this
Nacht: QUAKING*
Nacht: BOOTS*
Nacht: MOTHERFUCKER.
Castor, chuckling:
Nacht: I'm never living this down, am I.
Castor: No, you are not, little palace thief.
Nacht: Your highness, please-
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Castor, giving up: Sex is just the number that comes after five.
Young Noelle: Four, five, sex?
Castor: Yup.
*later*
Nozel: *breaks down Castor's bedroom door*
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