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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years ago

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"dick grayson is gay",,,, okay wow, so you think a straight man can't fondle a guy's butt sometimes- can't kiss his best friend goodnight, can't suck a homie's dick?? heterophobia at its finest

#so surprised that y'all think straight ppl are straight???#the breed of straight boy is the gayest ive ever seen #a straight man WILL suck a homie's dick there ain't nothing gay about it #sexuality is fake #we're all dying. you either fuck or get fucked or like hang out- do y'all like want some crayons to draw with or...? maybe a deck of cards?#we're on a floating rock in space telling each other that straight people... exist #that's fucked up right there #dick grayson's sexuality is 'of course ive sucked a mans dick. had feelings for him. wept softly as i held him in my arms as he died'#tim drake's sexuality is 'bro- haha imagine having a thing for blondes- oh my god 🤡'#jason's sexuality is 'WAIT- there are people out there... who care... about ME...?'#damian's sexuality is 'i found an instagram post describing all of the lgbt flags and now i want to see which colour scheme is best'#damian declaring himself a he/him lesbian bc it has the nicest colour scheme #cass' sexuality is 'violence is not always an option... sometimes it's a cute first date idea'#steph's sexuality is 'BROOoo humans just dropped- look at all these sick flavours'#bruce's sexuality is 'so- as it turns out this person i hate? also someone im in love with'#DUDE his sexuality is 'enemies to lovers'#duke's sexuality is 'you're the light of my life- literally i have like light powers and you're glowing*blushing* no its not a pickup line'#dick grayson #nightwing #these tags are awesome tbh #if somebody doesn't screenshot them and reblog them i SWEAR to god i will get a puppet account and do it myself #batman #batfam #batfamily #dc #dcu #dc comics

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