#casey jones fucking dies

[normal-sea-urchin]

Masterpost

Casey Jones Fucking Dies is a fanfic in which casey jones, fucking dies, it's a 2012 tmnt au where raph kills him the night they first meet in the good the bad and the casey jones, after a while raph starts to notice some strange things happening to him

Chapter 1: Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Chapter 2: Name Drop

Chapter 3: Raphael The Ninja Turtle Is Not Having A Good Time

Chapter 4: Raphael The Ninja Turtle, Is Not Getting Paid Enough

Chapter 5: Famous Last Words: "It's not like ghosts are real. That's stupid."

Chapter 6: So, You're Being Haunted (By The Guy You Killed)

Chapter 7: 101 More Things To Go Wrong

Chapter 8: Emperor Belos Moment

Chapter 9: Well, Shit.

Casey Jones Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo is a 2012 tmnt fanfic that is surprisingly not related to Casey Jones Fucking Dies. basically Casey becomes a zombie and silly goofy ness ensues

Chapter 1: Mamma Mia! Here I go again!

Other fanfics:

Aroace Mutant Mayhem Mikey Agenda (Oneshot)

[doyouknowthistmntau]

Do you know Casey Jones Fucking Dies AU by @NormalSeaUrchin??

Learn more about the AU by clicking here!!

Reminder!! Submissions are open!! You can use the submission form or the asks!! ^^

Submission Note: technically this is a fanfic but im hoping it still counts

Anything that is considered au counts- including fanfics!! ^^ -☆

[clanofjones]

sea urchin jumpscare

anyways your ghost of our days fic reminds me of my casey jones fucking dies fic a little bit, with the whole raph and casey being the main characters, one of them dies, and the one who dies haunts the other one kinda thing

(please read it you're way cool and i wanna know what you think)

Everyone BE NORMAL Be normal be normal there's a cool person in the asks!!

@theosb0rnway GET UP OVER HERE A COOL PERSON THINKS THIS DUMPSTER FIRE IS WAY COOL

*ahem*

I actually remeber seeing a concept post or synopsis or smth that I believe was yours! And when I tell you that I went "🤩" I MEAN IT

Of COURSE I will go read it!! I'm so so so so so so so SO SO glad you value my opinion! You seem amazingly cool as well!

[builtlikeastickofcelery]

thought you'd wanna know if you didn't already, im writing another fanfic titled "Casey Jones Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo"

RAAHAAAHAGAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAA IM GOING RO BE INSANE ACTUALH REEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEE

[clanofjones]

I have got you homie

(It would be so wild if we went up against each other- IMAGINE LOL)

DO YOU HAVE A SMALL/OBSCURE/UNKNOWN AU THAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

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LOOK NO FURTHER: THE OBSCURE TMNT AU COMPETITION IS FOR YOU!

WANNA SUBMIT AN AU? DO IT HERE! ↓↓↓

a LOT and i mean a LOT of super popular creators get into every au competition, so i wanted to host one for the less popular people! that way, there's a relatively fair chance for everybody. (this blog isn't intented to shame anyone/be negative! i just thought it'd be refreshing to have a competition consisting of small creators)

YOUR AU WILL GET IN IF:

it is submitted at least two times

you have less than ~700 (active) followers

your au fanfic has less than ~500 kudos

or you have little to no fanart/fan creations

that's it! submissions will be open until MARCH 1ST

COMPETITION RULES:

BE KIND TO OTHER CONTESTANTS

BE AWARE OF ANY POSSIBLE TW'S THAT APPLY TO AN AU

DON'T HARASS ANYONE COMPETING

DON'T START DRAMA (please i beg of you.)

SUBMISSION RULES:

nothing overtly explicit/sexual

no incest

one au per creator! if two or more aus from the same creator are submitted, i will pick one to put into the competition (if applicable)

(that's it)

inspired by @tmntaucompetition (and others that i can't remember oops...)

[transk0vsky]

[limpnoodles]

UHHHH-

EXCUSE ME!?

" ..Hugin and Munin (Huginn and Muninn) were the two ravens of Odin perched on his shoulders – who often heralded the carnage of battles and warfare..."

OKAY HOLD UP- YOUR TELLING ME That THESE CUTE MFS

ARE CROWS?! AND THEY EAT THE FLESH OF Odin's Enemy's!?

I- HUH!?

IS Barron ACTUALLY ODIN IN DISGUISE?!!!? I NEED ANSWERS.

[intheholler]

Any recommendations for catchy songs about specific American historical events? Hurricane by The Band of Heathens (unless I'm mistaken, it's pretty explicitlu about Katrina) and The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald are examples.

i love the song hurricane, but i didn't know about the other til now. thank you for the inadvertent rec!

also i don't know about catchy necessarily but i do have a few historical event tunes to recommend.

It's About Blood by Steve Earle is about West Virginia coal mining disasters, at the end of which he lists by name around two dozen victims of specific disasters. this one gives me chills. this whole album Ghosts of West Virginia does actually

Big Time in the Jungle by Old Crow Medicine Show is about snatching up poor, uneducated southern boys and shippin em off to Vietnam. pretty catchy, v fuckin dark by the end

Battle of Blair Mountain by David Rovics is about,, well,, the battle of blair mountain

Seneca Creek by Charles Wesley Godwin mentions the WV flood of 1985 though is about the singer's grandparents iirc

... and as i made this list i realized i sure talk a lot about and revere west virginia for someone whos never lived there (but plans to <3). anyway here's some stuff to balance it

Casey Jones by The Grateful Dead is about a conductor in Tennessee who stayed on a runaway train to let others escape to safety and ultimaetly died (and is catchy as fuck actually)

Battle of New Orleans by Johnny Horton is pretty straightforwardly about the war of 1812

Ohio by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young is about the Kent State Massacre

American Pie by Don McClean was written in response to the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J.P. Richardson Jr. i feel like everyone knows this song but maybe not the actual meaning, i didn't know til a few years ago. so maybe i'm just behind

anyway if yall know any please add in reblogs or leave in the replies, i love this kinda thing

[okamiprincess15]

Probably because @tapakah0 hurt them first with the latest L.O.V.E. chapters.

Edit: Also, seeing a lot of people in the comments and reblogs (not you @allmightyscroll-swag , you’re good) pestering Cass to have Tello and Casey meet the present turtles now and I have to say: STOP BUGGING CASS!! If Cass says they prefer to have all the future turtles brought back first before they meet the present ones, then that is final!! What they say goes! It’s their story, go write your own AU if you don’t like it!

Personally I think if they keep it up I would not blame Cass in the least if they decide to draw things out, maybe then they’ll stop pestering Cass.

Part 13!

………I’m sorry?

Part 1 Next

[apocalyptic-future-boy]

INTRO POST!!!

^art by @/funneylizzie

Alright, lets do this one more time.

My name is Casey Jones, CJ, or just anything you can come up with.

This is yet another side blog! Somewhere where I can ramble on about stupid things, interact with my friends, and share some of my kin memories/feelings. (I’m going to be very lenient with this blog because it’s mainly an ask blog)

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KINFAM🫶🫶(thanks Leon for the cool label)

Sensei (AKA old Leo) -> @dis-in-disaster

Uncle Tello -> @aster-in-disaster

Dontron (AKA younger Donnie) -> @don-a-tron9000

Leon/lima bean -> @thebettertwin-obviously kicks you affectionately

Not apart of the kin fam but here's the bestie (AKA a piece of shit /aff) -> @secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog

Boundries + other stuff under the cut^^

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Boundries!

I'd rather not copy and paste this whole section all over again so here goes nothing

I'm NOT a roleplayer. I'm a Casey fictionkin.

Do not under any circumstances send me asks about romantic relationships with other characters from my media or any other media, I will make sure your days are numbered. (this is a joke but seriously don't, I'm aroace and in a qpr) I’m also a teenager, don’t be weird.

Tc*st enjoyers get the FUCK off my page you're not welcome here <3

You can send in any asks you want! Art requests, questions about myself or my media, you can even just say hi for all i care!

I have absolutely no problem with doubles or mediamates

I am however more sensitive to traumatic events that happened in my timeline, please try to avoid the topics as best as you can🫶

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Tags!

I'll be more organized on this blog again, so here's what tags will look like:

My own art will be under #🖌️ my art

Fictionkin memories or feelings will be under #💭 memories

Ask games will be under #🍓 ask game

Me answering questions will be under #🍓 answered

Me interacting with my lil' family will be under #🫶 kinfam

Me talking about random shit or just other stuff will be under #🫐 rambles

Other tags might be added as I use the blog more!!^^

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Other!

Gender is weird, but my current pronoun preference is he/him and xe/xim! You can use other pronouns as well (like it/its) but just don't use she/her.

My main blog is parasitic-anomaly

Aaaand this is my Yuichi Blog

[normal-sea-urchin]

im trying to write casey jones fucking dies but i freaking forgot what happened 💀

[faetaiity]

As much as I adore yan/turtles, Casey doesn't get as much love as he should. So may I kindly request a yandere casey one shot?

<3 anon

HELLOOOOO I AM BACK (hopefully) FROM THE UNDERWORLD CALLED BURNOUT I wasn't truly able to make a one-shot bc I actually haven't thought about what kind of Yan Casey is, so I think this'll prolly be a Headcanon post with a small story at the end kjgfjlklkgt, sorry :')

✩ Yan! Casey Jones Jr x Gender-Neutral! Reader ✩

Story Format: Mostly Headcanons

TW: Manipulation, Guilt-Tripping, Panic Attacks, Yandere (Obv-) and Mentions of Trauma for Casey

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I feel like Casey would be an (Unintentional) Manipulative, Isolating, and Paranoid Yan

He's heard so much about you from Future! Leo and Mikey in the bad timeline...

You probably let him stay at your apartment while the Turtles set up a room for him

I also feel like the first signs that he's slowly downwardly spiraling into toxic love is when you try to leave the apartment for work/school/errands

He flips his shit, still in the Apocalypse mindset of 'Don't go alone, you'll fucking die via the Kraang'

He has a panic attack, and you have to stay to help him because he is sobbing and begging you not to leave

He calms down after a bit, clinging to you as he begs you to stay for a bit more, or take him with you

He can keep you safe, you say you can defend yourself but he's adamant

He doesn't tell you why he freaks out when you leave specifically, but it's traumatic for him knowing you died in his timeline

If you end up staying, it's kind of like when you reinforce a dog's bad behavior, they'll do it more, thinking you will comply

Anytime you try to leave without him now, he sobs crocodile tears and begs you not to, it's gotten so bad that he doesn't even have the panic attacks anymore, he's faking it knowing you'll stay if he makes you believe he is.

He finds you trying to comfort him a euphoric situation, furthering his "love"

If you call his bluff, he'll immediately go back to actual panic attacks though

He gets defensive if you have any friends over that aren't April or the Turtles

He doesn't trust them, his memories of the Apocalypse made him wary of almost everyone, he's seen other survivors kill those he loves or knew from the Resistance

He can't let you meet a similar fate in this timeline

If you're a push-over, this can boil over into him being wary of everyone except Michelangelo and Leonardo

It's awful at that point, he has bad panic attacks (Both real and Faked) if anyone comes into the house that isn't Leo or Mikey

Once his room at the Lair is ready, he refuses to go, freaking out that he won't be with you and you will be alone

at this point, it's clear to everyone that he's extremely dependent and attached to you, almost to the hip at this point

He didn't have time for relationships in the Apocalypse, this can both be an Advantage and a Disadvantage

He doesn't know what's the "right" way to love someone romantically and is immediately overbearing and panicky

But he also doesn't have the belief that you would lie to him, you're someone who can be trusted, why would you lie to him?

You'd have to come up with a good lie, like needing to take a shower alone (This is especially good if you have issues with sensory input regarding showers)

Better hope your Bathroom has a window if you use that lie.

If he finds out you lied to him, game over, he's throwing an absolute FIT

Sobbing, screaming, hyperventilating

The whole nine yards man

He won't believe you ever again, even if what you're saying is true

Goodluck, bro is gonna be watching you pee or something, yuck.

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You had lied to Casey, you don't know how he didn't deny your request, but you aren't complaining

You see yourself as one lucky bastard right now.

Turning on the cold water as a distraction, you stare at the tiny window, also known as your ticket to getting the fuck out of here,

Climbing on top of the toilet, you part the small private curtains blocking creeps from seeing you do your business, opening the window you try to find a good way to fit through it while making as little noise as possible

Hard task when you're trying to fit through a window the size of two desk drawers.

You fit your head through the window, eagerly pulling your body through until you hear Casey knocking on the door

Fuck.

"{Y/N}? Are you alright?" He asked, his voice sounded concerned and mildly bored, like he wanted to be in there with you.

You don't know what to say, as a heave of air would give away what you're doing.

Trying to get through the window quicker, his knocks become more frantic, as he attempted to turn the doorknob, but was stopped halfway due to the lock

Halfway through the window, you hear him trying to beat the door down, you panic and try to hurry up your pace, abandoning the attempt at being quiet

As you get your knees on the hard steel of the fire escape, you scream as you feel him yank you back into the bathroom, you didn't realize quick enough, and were dragged onto the hard tile floor within seconds before you could attempt to resist

Crying from the stinging pain of hitting the tile floor, you look up and see Casey, his face red with anger and tears streaming down his face

"Why?! Why were you trying to run?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?!" he screeched, he's shaking from the anger and hysteria he's feeling

You flinch from his loud voice, unsure of what to do now, he's staring at you before grabbing your hand and trying to gently get you up, which seems out of character as he's literally crying in anger

You don't get up willingly, which makes him resort to just picking you up and walking into your bedroom, setting you on the bed as he pulled out a pair of cuffs, panic jolts through your body as he cuffs you to the bedpost, he heaves a sigh

"Now think about what you've done, what you've done to damage our relationship.... I need to go cool off...."

He walks out of the bedroom, leaving you there for what will feel like hours.

You just had to listen to him, and would've been happier, now look at what you've done

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[clanofjones]

SEA URCHIN JUMPSCARE!!

did you read chapter seven of casey jones fucking dies yet? if you did what are your thoughts?

Who did you thank this was lmao

Thats code for "fuck yea times infinity"

[builtlikeastickofcelery]

so anyways thoughts on the latest chapter of casey jones fucking dies?

BROTHER I AM FERAL FOR THIS SHIT OK IM LIKE RARRGGBG HRRRVHHG GRHRFHGFHGH

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

SEA URCHIN JUMPSCARE!

i drew mutant chompy interacting with the raph/casey from my casey jones fucking dies au (long story short casey possessed raph) (you should so totally read it)

hdsgsdhds please- this is so goofy

that sounds like such an interesting au too :0 !!! i'll definitely be looking into it

[transk0vsky]

Thinking about the idea of same as it never was Leon and breaking my heart :(