#cartoon rap battle

[thevaudevilledemon]

Cartoon Rap Battle: Brian Griffin vs Shane

Shane

I can't believe the humiliation to log Most beloved Bachelor up against a dog?

Oh yeah, you can talk? What good does that Scooby-dooby-doo? When the last remains of your fandom have left the coop and flew?

Take your Paw, tuck it back in your doggy collar Raise your ear I think I hear Peter tryna holler

What stupid crap is he in now I got half-an-hour Maybe I'll tune in to hear another suicide joke, so dower

You went from straight man to nuisance when you were paired with the baby Overshadowed by Arnold's british cousin, that's no fair Lady

So catch me at the Saloon trying to drown my sorrow Gus has a sale on beer so I'll come back tomorrow

Brian

Woah, Ass Ahoy! You aren't the homeless guy right Did you crawl out the dumpster like a baby at prom night?

When it comes to Alcoholics you should stay Anonymous I'm a Writer, you're a stocker, we are not synonymous

At least I take better care of Stewie than Peter or Lois You know Jas would be better without you and your cirrohsis

Don't bother the blue man, because he's for the birds You know that's the word, everybody's heard

I'm accomplished and nothing more needs to be said Except that unlike you I could be revived from the dead

Shane

That revival was a sham, and you know it's true They dropped that whole plotline after week two

You're better than Peter or Lois? what a low bar And I think that is something which you'd be familiar

You say you're a firm believer in fact When you're nothing more than a sell-out hack

Let what Glenn said haunt you until you expire And frankly you shouldn't be talked down to by Quagmire

Brian

Go to Hell, I stood up for what I believe When you stand up it's all you achieve

You're a slob and a drunk at least I have qualities You're only loved by the "I Can Fix Him" mentalities

Shane

They can't fix me, that's the point of my arc I can fix myself, with their light in my dark

You let yourself be bullied and bribed to shut your face Of all the cartoon pets you're a total disgrace

Brian

At least I am total when it comes to something The people prefer shadow monsters over drunk-y nothings

You drink Joja Cola, though you hate it as a gift Maybe you need something else to give your spirits a lift

Take your blue chickens and get them out of here I'm a non-GMO environmentalist peer

So maybe I should date Emily, she's not your type Stick to bitches like Pam, you're not worth the hype

You wanna do good? Take Jas with you when your wed A pair of shoes don't make up for using your floor as a bed

I may be an animal, but you're the real dog You just faced the badest bitch in Quahog

Shane

Why are you giving me your garbage lines? They're an even worse embarrassment than Peter's Crimes

Don't give me parenting advice like I'm a real villain May I ask about your estranged son, where the Hell is Dylan?

You're a bad father, and the show knows it anyway You make me want to kill myself like you made Hemingway

But between the two of us, I think I recovered better You gave a baby herpes, and hid your own tetter

Oh I'm sorry, you don't know what that word means? You'd have better rhymes if you were a better writer it seems

You're a bad dog, Brian, You've had your day So bring back Vinny and just go away!

[only1jamal]

I would LOVE to hear this battle

[pancakesaurus]

Happy Holidays! Here’s a completely unrelated animation!

Shy Violet is the nerdiest of nerds

[chocolatespyro]

sorry our drawings princess movie posting right now this movie is so bad and wonderful at the same time and i love it for that

[rapclash]

URL Rap Clash - Rap Battle Cartoon #shorts

[mr-ribbit]

a TV show where lin manuel miranda¹ rap battles a rude libertarian man* at the insane asylum talent show and by doing so the man* is finally able to win over his freedom from the asylum by going to therapy and being nice SOUNDS like a single or double panel strip in a boomer political cartoon thats readership is mostly ironic leftists posting them to roast on reddit. but it's actually a real part of an episode of house md from 2009² in what some could call one of the most generation defining television moments of the aughts (Ribbits 2024)

* Dr. Gregory House

¹ Pre-Hamilton

² Broken, Part 2 House MD, 2009

[jennsterjay]

Dude Oh My God 👀👀👀

Y'all have no idea, I was (and am still) a huge undertale/deltarune fan, and I'm a huge spiderverse fan too

So when I watched this my jaw dropped because oh my god, the raps?? the animation?? Dude the animation ‼️‼️

They cooked with this 👏🏾💯🕳💀💜💜💜🔥🔥🔥✨!!!

I know rap battles aren't too popular here but I figure Tumblr would dig this one in particular

[fictionismyreality3]

Hand Wrapping w/ Simon

Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it

Notes: while typing this title all I could think of was the 141 having a rap battle 😭 and now I’m crying

him trying to teach you how to defend yourself after having to punch a few too many people

rough callous brushing against your soft skin

probably blushing like a school girl under his balaclava when you look up at him, asking him to wrap your hands tighter

slowly becomes addicted to the routine you form before every training session

when he's tying his shoes to get ready, he's already thinking about what bad dad joke he can crack while wrapping your hands, hoping he can get just a few more seconds of interaction

almost swoons when you show up with new wraps you brought, the little cartoon ghosts sending his head spinning 🥺

quickly decides that his next paycheque is for buying more

compared to his own hands, simon sees you as so pure, knuckles not yet cracked by violence

it's only logical that he'd want to decorate your pretty skin with colors of his choosing 🤷🏻‍♀️

deep reds, softer blues and even pinks and yellows

looses it after he finds a website that does custom work, and shows up with a shit eating grin on his face and a roll of custom wrap with his name on it

[thunderberryz]

So, some more random yelling about Splintered Fate: Holy hell, do I love this game. Yes, it is basically a Hades clone and can be a bit buggy at times, but I have become so ridiculously invested in this version of the turtles that it's not even funny.

Outside the fun gameplay that, nonetheless, makes my poor right thumb and wrist sore (I use an off-brand controller for my Switch that ain't exactly the most ergonomic), I've been aggressively invested in the lore of the universe. Naturally, as a one-off video game, this particular universe isn't as developed as, say, literally any comic book or cartoon iteration, but there is still a BOATLOAD of lore to dig into and with some things left open-ended, it leaves a lot of room for fanon interpretation.

Now, at first glance, the universe takes the most inspiration from the IDW comics; this is made apparent through details such as Stockman being the mayor of New York City, as well as Angel being the superhero Nobody. That said, you can very clearly see a lot of inspiration taken from other iterations as well; the turtles' characterizations strongly remind me of their 1990s movie counterparts, and there are a lot of fun nods to the 2003 series. (The Foot clan's crest is the same as the one in that particular iteration, and both the Sword of Tengu and Heart of Tengu appear as equippable Artifacts.) There are probably other fun easter eggs/references as well, but I mean... I'm a fake TMNT fan lmao <- Still hasn't watched 1987, 2012, or Rise.

Some fun details that I've noticed:

In their selection descriptions, Leonardo is referred to as the "soul" of the family, Raphael as the "strength," Donatello as the "brains," and Michelangelo as the "heart."

As typical of Leonardos, Splintered Fate Leo was ambushed on the rooftops by the Foot at the beginning of the game. He was not, however, tossed through a window. He got sucked into a portal instead.

Michelangelo references the Ninja Rap in a potential dialogue when selecting him, which is really cute.

A lot of Donatello's battle dialogue makes it clear he's fond of classical literature and poetry.

Mentioned in a previous post, but this version of Raphael has acrophobia rather than a hated/fear of bugs like 2003 and 2012.

The turtles confirmed to be AC/DC fans thanks to posters hanging in the lair. (Or as it's referred to in-universe for copyright reasons, AB/CD)

They also own a SNES from the looks of it

Despite the universe being heavily based on IDW, Metalhead does not have the same origin as his comic counterpart; he is stated to have been created by Donatello from scrap. (In the comics, he was a creation of Harold Lilja, Donatello's online frenemy.)

Casey's design in the game leans pretty heavily towards his depiction in the 1990s movies where he was played by Elias Koteas.

The Turtle Power elements in this game are weird. Flame and Water? Pretty standard. Astral Light and Astral Dark? Okay. Ninja, Utrom, and Ooze... interesting.

One of the Dreamer Coin upgrades is a nice nod to the Pantheon.

The Sword of Tengu's description made me lose it; it's basically one big nod to the fact that the Shredder was an Utrom in the 2003 series. (Now, I don't think SF!Shredder is an Utrom, but if he were, it'd be hilarious.)

Some details that are left ambiguous

It's unclear whether this version of Splinter is Hamato Yoshi's pet rat or Hamato Yoshi himself. (There's no mention of the reincarnation plotline from IDW, so I doubt he's "Hamato Yoshi reincarnated as a rat.") Edit: Just got a dialogue that confirms this version of Splinter is indeed Hamato Yoshi. It's just a question of whether he follows IDW's plot of him being Hamato Yoshi reincarnated as a rat that was later mutated, or if he's simply Hamato Yoshi who was mutated into a rat.

It's also unknown whether the turtles directly mutated into teenagers as seen in some iterations or actually grew up from babies/toddlers into teenagers.

While Utrom appears as an "element of technology," the actual Utroms are not mentioned; as such, it is unknown whether they are a benevolent, peaceful species or a more warlike one.

Ooze is depicted in two forms; a purple-pink variant that manifests as a Turtle Power and is also used by Rocksteady as well as the Punk Frogs, and a green version that's depicted in the Broken Ooze Canister artifact. I'm inclined to believe that the green ooze is the one that actually mutated the turtles and Splinter, although it begs the question of what the purple ooze is.

Due to the absence of Harold Lilja, it's not indicated where Angel got the suit she uses when in her "Nobody" persona. (Dialogue would imply that Donatello did not build it.)

[okthatsgreat]

my pastime includes listening to those mediocre rap battles between a cartoon character and some random cast member of danganronpa or whatever and ultimately deciding a winner

[triangularitydubs]

REPOST AGAIN, SHOULD I REMASTER THIS THOUGH??

For those who don't know, I am just essentially the tumblr for a small YouTube channel also ran by me.

Well considering, I'm on The TADC side of Tumblr, I'll just go ahead. And self promote myself. LMAO

It relates to TDAC as...it's a RAP BATTLE.

Thats right. Go check it out if ya want. Completely optional.

I want to thank everyone that follows my blog and everyone that reblogs and likes my content!

[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

What are some headcanons you have for Bf and Gf dating?

-GF pays for most of the dates (on Dearest's card, usually)

-Their favorite place to hang out is either the local Mcdonalds or, if they feel fancy, any place with a large buffet table. They usually get kicked out after about an hour and a half though

-A good majority of their dates also take place at BF's home. They can't hang out much at GF's for obvious reasons. They spend most of their time watching flash cartoons and really shitty 'cult classic' films

-They also spend a lot of time 'sampling music' which usually means getting high, pulling up a song GF already made and playing with the audio settings while giggling like idiots

-Boyfriend is a cuddle bug, through and through. He is a burden that GF is more than willing to bear

-If it's a really fancy, special date, BF will break out his finest suit...literally an exact copy of his usual outfit, but the no sign on his shirt will have a very, very tiny, hard to notice heart patch on the front of it, sewn on by GF.

-Due to recent...unfortunate outings, GF has to be extra careful to make sure no one interrupts or try to battle them during their dates. Even she has her limits. She even went so far as to sometimes pay Pico a few hundred to cover them while on their dates, just to make sure nothing goes wrong. Even after he was hired to kill him, GF's money and BF's rap skills still win him over.

-Despite this, Pico isn't really interested in the actual dates of them. Boat's kinda sailed and the dude can, in fact, move on. GF will usually save a McFlurry or something for him as an additional thank you.

-On their special date dates, GF is usually the one singing to him instead of the other way around. You can imagine how many battles can strain a guy's throat and, hey, he needs a little love too.

[lascidarkblueuniverse]

My Friday Night Funkin' Self Insert/Sona, Isrrael! by isrrael120

Hello Well, I wanted to create another Self Insert but related to a game so I thought about the games I played years ago and remembered Friday Night Funkin' I played it a few times in 2021 so I chose that game as the base universe for my new Self Insert, well this time I present to you my Friday Night Funkin' Sona or FNF Sona, Isrrael!!!!

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==General Information==

Name: Isrrael

Aliases/Also Known As: Bro, Dude, Wizard, DJ Isrra, Slacker, Betrayer, The Cool Lucifer

Occupation: Part Time Cashier/Space Rock Seller/Rapper

Biographical Information: Species: Archangel Sex/Gender: Male ♂ Orientation: Heterosexual Age: 30 Years Birthday: September 11th Status: Alive And Immortal (But Not As He Wanted)

Physical Description: Height: 11'0ft Weight: 2500lbs Eye Color: #0c0600 (Does That Color Have A Name?) Hair Color: #010008 (Does That Color Have A Name?)

Personality: Isrrael is described as a very laid back and scruffy man who eats too much bread, cereal, sugars and various drinks as well as throwing random Rap challenges everywhere, he is an Archangel due to a mistake he made years ago with a species conversion spell these days he still lives as if he were human yet and doesn't really use his powers consciously, he seems to be pretty unconcerned about 99.99% of everything that happens to him, he works at a Burger King as a part time cashier, he lives in a motel room, he just seems very laid back all the time, English is not his main language it is Spanish and his English is crude, he draws but only things related to cartoons, he seems to have a liking for looking at the night sky, he has a liking for rock, pop and rap, he has a liking for fighting and being violent, he doesn't know how to swim but he doesn't need air to live either, he seems to have an average level of intelligence although sometimes he knows things that most don't, he can seem cold and distant but cares about others, he often disappears for hours, he has a collection of space rocks that he searches for in space, he also sells those space rocks, he has moderate morals which surprises many because he says things that may seem contradictory!

Relationships: Boyfriend: Isrrael and Boyfriend seem to be good friends, all their rap battles are usually friendly and they usually challenge each other.

Girlfriend: Isrrael and Girlfriend seem to be friends, she usually calls him "Wizard", he usually uses his magic to surprise her.

Abilities: Being An Archangel: since he became an Archangel by mistake since his adolescence he has many skills and powers that he never uses, he barely uses any of his skills, although he unconsciously uses the basic ones! Magic Skills: Even before he was an Archangel he played with magic and various spells when he was young, these days he only uses magic to do simple tricks like making things appear out of nowhere. Magical Knowledge: he knows several spells and potions because he likes to know them. Rapping: He is a skilled rapper who challenges anyone, anywhere. Extreme Relaxation: He is usually so relaxed that almost nothing disturbs him. Basic knowledge of electronics: he can make small or simple repairs to some electronic devices.

General: He is a random opponent who appears by surprise and challenges Boyfriend to Rap Battles in unexpected places!

Lore: *He loves bread very much. *He tends to be too relaxed in any situation. *He always helps others with their plans no matter how dangerous or stupid they may be. *He likes to go along with his friends. *When he was a teenager he tried to become an archdemon with a species conversion spell but ended up being an archangel by mistake. **He never tried to change species again because he didn't want to end up like God by mistake. *He lends him a lot of money knowing that he will never get it back. *He believes that God has "The worst job in the entire multiverse and beyond" and God agrees with him. *His favorite drink is Pepsi And Dr Pepper. *He is an artist by hobby. *He has a very old laptop that can't run HD. *He has a collection of several hard drives with various contents on each one. *He has a collection of books about mythical creatures and magic that he stole during his teenage years. *He has common sense even though he can't show it physically. *He usually spends time in nature. *He prefers easier jobs, according to himself. *He usually tries to see the good things in bad things. *He really likes to appear by surprise. *Despite having three jobs, he has a lot of free time. *Once God forced him to make an archangel as it should be, he only lasted 5 hours and escaped from heaven. **Nobody looked for him afterwards because the work was bad anyway besides, nobody cared. **He often describes heaven as "too tedious and stressful". *Before escaping from heaven he stole the snake from the Garden of Eden and keeps it as a pet. **The Snake is now dedicated to scamming and deceiving people online. *He eats a lot of dried fruits. *The Whopper is his favorite burger. *He has a habit of reading the ingredients of products on their packages. *He is technically an undocumented immigrant but he never mentions it, the reason is that nobody asks him. *He is a fan of Eminem's music. *He can only cook basic things. *He usually takes his time to say something. *He is prone to being in fatal accidents for most people but nothing happens to him. *He plays the Yu-Gi-Oh card game but with an illogical combination of different cards. *He can watch shows with more than 1000 complete episodes without pauses. *He is a man of his word although he always warns about the consequences of requesting certain things.

Notes: -I Wanted To Try Something Crazy And Funny With Him! -It Was Fun To Design And Think About This Self Insert! -Links Full: Tumblr, Twitter, Pixiv, Instagram and Deviantart

Isrrael (Friday Night Funkin' Sona Or FNF Sona) - Me Art - Me Friday Night Funkin' Belongs To Funkin' Crew Inc.

[autizmogenderia]

i just realized the reason why I became so attached to authright, ingsoc, and transhumanist from the rap battles is because they're all portrayed as different types of cartoon villains

[krasytoonz]

Welcome Home Gangster AU Fun Facts!

Joke AU pls don’t take it seriously

Wally D

Can bleed blood out of His Eyes whenever he Witnesses Public display of Affection

Doesn’t need to Eat or Sleep (or Shit)

Fragile masculinity

Guilty Pleasure/Special Interest is Bluey (Australian Family Cartoon)

Lil Dawg

Will pay BUCKS for hotdogs ($40 for one? No problem)

Beatboxes 🎶🔥

Apparently despite of his Height and Size no one is really scared of him (maybe because of his Resting Smile Face)

Big Edd

Listens to Kpop girl bands and watches magical girl Animes

He’s everything that Wally’s fragile masculinity FEARS

Shit at makeup but still love doing it on people’s Faces

Fr4nk

Every Voting Season he hacks into the American Government and fucks their Voting System up for no reasonable explanation at all

Trolls on Reddit and 4Chan (probably has Access to the Dark Web too who knows)

Overexplains everything just to piss Wally off

Pøppy

Can unleash her inner Roadman Voice when she’s angry

Once caught Lil Dawg eating KFC and never trusts Anyone ever again even if she’s cool with them

Watches Thai Girl’s Love Series

Howdy Pi££ar

Money is Love, Money is Life

Will do anything for money (50/50 might probably Fight a Grandma for money too, it’s unpredictable)

Tried to flush Wally down a toilet but he came back out (Don’t Ask about it)

JJ

The only gang member alongside Silly Sal that can drive a motorcycle

Horrible at rap battles and Coming up with Lyrics

Deep ass voice

Silly Sal

The only gang member alongside JJ that can drive a motorcycle

Cannot keep her hands to herself (literally POKES everything she Did Not have to poke)

Sunny

Fr4nk’s Ex.. Best friend (BAHAHA)

The Butt of the Joke of everything practically

The Joyful Siblings

Bikers! 🏍️🏍️🏍️💨

Knows sign language (including JJ)

Owns Joyful Burger (that same one you see in TAWOG) but it’s for money laundering purposes

Homie

Best van ever (Automatically Drives! Self Aware!)

Speaks in Onomatopoeia (Vrooommm!)

In General

There is No Blood in this AU, and everyone is stuffed with Cottons

There is no actual ‘serious’ Weapons in this AU, and the gang use Waterguns and slingshots to do Steal from Banks lmao

The Jail Bar’s Gap is so big the shorter gang members (Wally, JJ, Sally) can practically escape through the gap.. But they just don’t for some Reason

All the Tattoos on the Gangsters are Drawn with Markers 🖊️

Y/N

Y/N can be a Citizen, part of the Gang or a Cop, or whatever Y/N wants to Be!

There is no specific ‘look’ for Y/N, so Y/N can look like whatever Y/N wants to look like.

*Will be updated Accordingly!

[hbmmaster]

I feel that I should tell you something that I figured out about Our Drawings now that I have your attention:

Calobi, the director, became infamous for his nonsensical "Cartoon Rap Battles" series a few years back. The "ice [cubes] on my shoes" and "wrist waters on my neck" originate from the Mario vs. Sonic video in particular. The rock with wings also comes from the series, where they play the role of the referee.

Cartoon Rap Battles was criticized for ripping off Verbalase's "Cartoon Beatbox Battles" (a series with a very similar premise), tracing art, and just generally having a very unappealing art style.

Because of this, I'm pretty sure that the movie was at least partially made out of spite.

fun context thank you