#cartoon rap battle

[thevaudevilledemon]

Cartoon Rap Battle: Brian Griffin vs Shane

Shane

I can't believe the humiliation to log Most beloved Bachelor up against a dog?

Oh yeah, you can talk? What good does that Scooby-dooby-doo? When the last remains of your fandom have left the coop and flew?

Take your Paw, tuck it back in your doggy collar Raise your ear I think I hear Peter tryna holler

What stupid crap is he in now I got half-an-hour Maybe I'll tune in to hear another suicide joke, so dower

You went from straight man to nuisance when you were paired with the baby Overshadowed by Arnold's british cousin, that's no fair Lady

So catch me at the Saloon trying to drown my sorrow Gus has a sale on beer so I'll come back tomorrow

Brian

Woah, Ass Ahoy! You aren't the homeless guy right Did you crawl out the dumpster like a baby at prom night?

When it comes to Alcoholics you should stay Anonymous I'm a Writer, you're a stocker, we are not synonymous

At least I take better care of Stewie than Peter or Lois You know Jas would be better without you and your cirrohsis

Don't bother the blue man, because he's for the birds You know that's the word, everybody's heard

I'm accomplished and nothing more needs to be said Except that unlike you I could be revived from the dead

Shane

That revival was a sham, and you know it's true They dropped that whole plotline after week two

You're better than Peter or Lois? what a low bar And I think that is something which you'd be familiar

You say you're a firm believer in fact When you're nothing more than a sell-out hack

Let what Glenn said haunt you until you expire And frankly you shouldn't be talked down to by Quagmire

Brian

Go to Hell, I stood up for what I believe When you stand up it's all you achieve

You're a slob and a drunk at least I have qualities You're only loved by the "I Can Fix Him" mentalities

Shane

They can't fix me, that's the point of my arc I can fix myself, with their light in my dark

You let yourself be bullied and bribed to shut your face Of all the cartoon pets you're a total disgrace

Brian

At least I am total when it comes to something The people prefer shadow monsters over drunk-y nothings

You drink Joja Cola, though you hate it as a gift Maybe you need something else to give your spirits a lift

Take your blue chickens and get them out of here I'm a non-GMO environmentalist peer

So maybe I should date Emily, she's not your type Stick to bitches like Pam, you're not worth the hype

You wanna do good? Take Jas with you when your wed A pair of shoes don't make up for using your floor as a bed

I may be an animal, but you're the real dog You just faced the badest bitch in Quahog

Shane

Why are you giving me your garbage lines? They're an even worse embarrassment than Peter's Crimes

Don't give me parenting advice like I'm a real villain May I ask about your estranged son, where the Hell is Dylan?

You're a bad father, and the show knows it anyway You make me want to kill myself like you made Hemingway

But between the two of us, I think I recovered better You gave a baby herpes, and hid your own tetter

Oh I'm sorry, you don't know what that word means? You'd have better rhymes if you were a better writer it seems

You're a bad dog, Brian, You've had your day So bring back Vinny and just go away!

[chocolatespyro]

sorry our drawings princess movie posting right now this movie is so bad and wonderful at the same time and i love it for that

[pancakesaurus]

Happy Holidays! Here’s a completely unrelated animation!

Shy Violet is the nerdiest of nerds

[rapclash]

URL Rap Clash - Rap Battle Cartoon #shorts

[mr-ribbit]

a TV show where lin manuel miranda¹ rap battles a rude libertarian man* at the insane asylum talent show and by doing so the man* is finally able to win over his freedom from the asylum by going to therapy and being nice SOUNDS like a single or double panel strip in a boomer political cartoon thats readership is mostly ironic leftists posting them to roast on reddit. but it's actually a real part of an episode of house md from 2009² in what some could call one of the most generation defining television moments of the aughts (Ribbits 2024)

* Dr. Gregory House

¹ Pre-Hamilton

² Broken, Part 2 House MD, 2009

[jennsterjay]

Dude Oh My God 👀👀👀

Y'all have no idea, I was (and am still) a huge undertale/deltarune fan, and I'm a huge spiderverse fan too

So when I watched this my jaw dropped because oh my god, the raps?? the animation?? Dude the animation ‼️‼️

They cooked with this 👏🏾💯🕳💀💜💜💜🔥🔥🔥✨!!!

I know rap battles aren't too popular here but I figure Tumblr would dig this one in particular

[fictionismyreality3]

Hand Wrapping w/ Simon

Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it

Notes: while typing this title all I could think of was the 141 having a rap battle 😭 and now I’m crying

him trying to teach you how to defend yourself after having to punch a few too many people

rough callous brushing against your soft skin

probably blushing like a school girl under his balaclava when you look up at him, asking him to wrap your hands tighter

slowly becomes addicted to the routine you form before every training session

when he's tying his shoes to get ready, he's already thinking about what bad dad joke he can crack while wrapping your hands, hoping he can get just a few more seconds of interaction

almost swoons when you show up with new wraps you brought, the little cartoon ghosts sending his head spinning 🥺

quickly decides that his next paycheque is for buying more

compared to his own hands, simon sees you as so pure, knuckles not yet cracked by violence

it's only logical that he'd want to decorate your pretty skin with colors of his choosing 🤷🏻‍♀️

deep reds, softer blues and even pinks and yellows

looses it after he finds a website that does custom work, and shows up with a shit eating grin on his face and a roll of custom wrap with his name on it

[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

What are some headcanons you have for Bf and Gf dating?

-GF pays for most of the dates (on Dearest's card, usually)

-Their favorite place to hang out is either the local Mcdonalds or, if they feel fancy, any place with a large buffet table. They usually get kicked out after about an hour and a half though

-A good majority of their dates also take place at BF's home. They can't hang out much at GF's for obvious reasons. They spend most of their time watching flash cartoons and really shitty 'cult classic' films

-They also spend a lot of time 'sampling music' which usually means getting high, pulling up a song GF already made and playing with the audio settings while giggling like idiots

-Boyfriend is a cuddle bug, through and through. He is a burden that GF is more than willing to bear

-If it's a really fancy, special date, BF will break out his finest suit...literally an exact copy of his usual outfit, but the no sign on his shirt will have a very, very tiny, hard to notice heart patch on the front of it, sewn on by GF.

-Due to recent...unfortunate outings, GF has to be extra careful to make sure no one interrupts or try to battle them during their dates. Even she has her limits. She even went so far as to sometimes pay Pico a few hundred to cover them while on their dates, just to make sure nothing goes wrong. Even after he was hired to kill him, GF's money and BF's rap skills still win him over.

-Despite this, Pico isn't really interested in the actual dates of them. Boat's kinda sailed and the dude can, in fact, move on. GF will usually save a McFlurry or something for him as an additional thank you.

-On their special date dates, GF is usually the one singing to him instead of the other way around. You can imagine how many battles can strain a guy's throat and, hey, he needs a little love too.

[krasytoonz]

Welcome Home Gangster AU Fun Facts!

Joke AU pls don’t take it seriously

Wally D

Can bleed blood out of His Eyes whenever he Witnesses Public display of Affection

Doesn’t need to Eat or Sleep (or Shit)

Fragile masculinity

Guilty Pleasure/Special Interest is Bluey (Australian Family Cartoon)

Lil Dawg

Will pay BUCKS for hotdogs ($40 for one? No problem)

Beatboxes 🎶🔥

Apparently despite of his Height and Size no one is really scared of him (maybe because of his Resting Smile Face)

Big Edd

Listens to Kpop girl bands and watches magical girl Animes

He’s everything that Wally’s fragile masculinity FEARS

Shit at makeup but still love doing it on people’s Faces

Fr4nk

Every Voting Season he hacks into the American Government and fucks their Voting System up for no reasonable explanation at all

Trolls on Reddit and 4Chan (probably has Access to the Dark Web too who knows)

Overexplains everything just to piss Wally off

Pøppy

Can unleash her inner Roadman Voice when she’s angry

Once caught Lil Dawg eating KFC and never trusts Anyone ever again even if she’s cool with them

Watches Thai Girl’s Love Series

Howdy Pi££ar

Money is Love, Money is Life

Will do anything for money (50/50 might probably Fight a Grandma for money too, it’s unpredictable)

Tried to flush Wally down a toilet but he came back out (Don’t Ask about it)

JJ

The only gang member alongside Silly Sal that can drive a motorcycle

Horrible at rap battles and Coming up with Lyrics

Deep ass voice

Silly Sal

The only gang member alongside JJ that can drive a motorcycle

Cannot keep her hands to herself (literally POKES everything she Did Not have to poke)

Sunny

Fr4nk’s Ex.. Best friend (BAHAHA)

The Butt of the Joke of everything practically

The Joyful Siblings

Bikers! 🏍️🏍️🏍️💨

Knows sign language (including JJ)

Owns Joyful Burger (that same one you see in TAWOG) but it’s for money laundering purposes

Homie

Best van ever (Automatically Drives! Self Aware!)

Speaks in Onomatopoeia (Vrooommm!)

In General

There is No Blood in this AU, and everyone is stuffed with Cottons

There is no actual ‘serious’ Weapons in this AU, and the gang use Waterguns and slingshots to do Steal from Banks lmao

The Jail Bar’s Gap is so big the shorter gang members (Wally, JJ, Sally) can practically escape through the gap.. But they just don’t for some Reason

All the Tattoos on the Gangsters are Drawn with Markers 🖊️

Y/N

Y/N can be a Citizen, part of the Gang or a Cop, or whatever Y/N wants to Be!

There is no specific ‘look’ for Y/N, so Y/N can look like whatever Y/N wants to look like.

*Will be updated Accordingly!

[triangularitydubs]

REPOST AGAIN, SHOULD I REMASTER THIS THOUGH??

For those who don't know, I am just essentially the tumblr for a small YouTube channel also ran by me.

Well considering, I'm on The TADC side of Tumblr, I'll just go ahead. And self promote myself. LMAO

It relates to TDAC as...it's a RAP BATTLE.

Thats right. Go check it out if ya want. Completely optional.

I want to thank everyone that follows my blog and everyone that reblogs and likes my content!

[thevaudevilledemon]

I had a stupid idea and I went with it so... suffer Tumblr.

Cartoon Rap Battles! LIGHTNING (Final Fantasy) VS LIGHTNING (McQueen)

BEGIN

LM: Ka-chow! I'll be racing circles around While you still try to think about Why your games were trashed into the ground

I'll run you down like your HP bar You got overshadowed by some dudes pushing a car

Too bad they can't send an apocalypse to your world Like they did with fourteen Did they name you Lightning because the other guy was Cloud? That's the dumbest naming convention I have ever seen!

L: Not as dumb a name as being a racecar named after Steve McQueen Honestly, your concept was so stupid I'd think they confused him with James Dean

You learned the value of humbleness and to stop and smell the roses You should have learned the penalty of plagiarism, you just ripped off Moses

Don't talk to me about being overshadowed Mr. Bugs in your eye You're second fiddle to a rusty tow-truck Played by Larry the Cable Guy

They gave you three movies because you sold lots of McDonald's toys But you're franchise only ever appealed to little boys

You raced right in through the middle of Brad Bird's best movies You were Pixar's biggest franchise until they wanted more Toy Stories

You were John Lasseter's last big idea Outside of getting touchy with his crew You might be painted bright red But I've already beaten you black and blue

LM: Oh wow, I didn't realize your rhymes would be as flat as your personality You're about to end up another Vehicular Manslaughter casualty

I've had burst tires that spewed less hot air And less bugs got in my eyes than in your games But you probably don't even care if you have that Rule 34 Fame

I'm fast with my rhymes, like I'm fast on the track Speaking of which, yeah, what the hey was up with that? You took the free-roaming franchise and put in on rails This isn't Sin and Punishment, this is an epic fail!

Maybe I should call myself "Ightning McQueen" Because you've taken this L You're just a Square that they should have Enix-ed You can't keep up with me, I'm on the Highway to Hell

L: Hell is definitely where abomiations like you should be I don't know what's worse you or Tales from Earthsea

Don't think you can run me down just as easy as that You took Canada's best rock song and gave it to Rascal Flatts

You left a Yellow Car streak when you ended up in Lemon city Sadly that film ended up becoming you, truly quite the pity

You left the worldwide box office six spaces over Onward You were beaten by Toy Story 4, now that must have been awkward

Your trilogy is only interrupted by Lightyear on Rotten Tomatoes Now put yourself in reverse and Rust-Eaze-y I think you know how this ending goes

[hbmmaster]

I feel that I should tell you something that I figured out about Our Drawings now that I have your attention:

Calobi, the director, became infamous for his nonsensical "Cartoon Rap Battles" series a few years back. The "ice [cubes] on my shoes" and "wrist waters on my neck" originate from the Mario vs. Sonic video in particular. The rock with wings also comes from the series, where they play the role of the referee.

Cartoon Rap Battles was criticized for ripping off Verbalase's "Cartoon Beatbox Battles" (a series with a very similar premise), tracing art, and just generally having a very unappealing art style.

Because of this, I'm pretty sure that the movie was at least partially made out of spite.

fun context thank you

[weirdmarioenemies]

WEIRD MARIO RAP BATTLES

SPIKEY!

VS

SLAMMER!

BEGIN

Here comes Spikey, for my first rap battle

But what is my opponent, just a ping pong paddle?

I can curl up and roll through the Mario Land

But there’s nothing you can do if you’re not held in a hand

If someone’s never heard of you, I can’t really blame

You’ve never even been in a video game

Go whack bugs off a carpet, man your products are icky

Nobody’d know you if not for the Mario Wiki!

Pleased to meetcha, Spikey, Slammer’s the name

I hear you rapping at me like you’ve got all the fame

But you’re just an enemy, a disposable goon

While I got myself a speaking role in a cartoon

Even with your spikes you can be jumped upon

There’s a reason after SML2 you’ve been gone

They’ve got better options for baddies with shells

But you seem like a great choice, unless you look somewhere else!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

[autizmogenderia]

i just realized the reason why I became so attached to authright, ingsoc, and transhumanist from the rap battles is because they're all portrayed as different types of cartoon villains

[malulurivers]

the air stilled, scented rich with magic. floorboards hard at your back, you shifted up onto your elbows. the ridges dug into your skin as you instantly looked to your side.

Jayce coughed. you snorted. his hair was frazzled, his chest rising and falling slowly as he laid strewn like all of your papers—without a care in the world. if he didn't look like he'd faceplanted a sack of coal you would've believed it was a fair comparison.

dragging your safety goggles over your forehead rife with soot, you discarded them atop his stomach. or you aimed to. being knocked onto your ass clearly messed with your coordination as you accidentally clipped his chin with the buckle. he whined dramatically.

"sorry! that wasn't—"

"beating me while I'm down? what did I do to deserve this!"

you rolled your eyes amusedly. "my bad, Talis. thought you wanting your name plastered all over the research notes meant this was your experiment."

he groaned, head turning away from you.

"seems like you got proportional comeuppance, though."

"what's that supposed to mean?"

you giggled quietly, refraining from giving an answer.

your cloudy eyes waltzed across from him to the explosion of dust and soot that painted his side of the lab. what was left of his desk smoked and crackled with cerulean static. following the crux where the contraption had sat mere moments before, you found runes burnt into the flagstone and wood.

"well, there's some good news for us." you slumped back onto the floor beside him.

"really?" his smile was as bright as it always was, gap-toothed and endearing despite everything.

"the sun rune was definitely activated when that spell happened."

"brilliant! see?" he rapped his knuckles against the ground victoriously. "I told you breakthroughs can come from anywhere! they can take multitudes of forms, even the roughest of experiments can yield results...!"

he was so damn smug when he was right. you wanted to wipe his smirk off his lips, but all you would've gotten was more soot on you. at first it would be on your thumb, but it wouldn't take long for it to be on your lips instead.

"Jayce, it's burnt into the floor."

he was quiet for a moment. his gaze was intently on you, in fact it had barely left since you'd laid back down. you avoided the eye contact. soot tasted unpleasant. even if he was cute, was it truly worth it?

"I'm so glad I get to work with you."

your face crumpled. not even the slightest hint of sarcasm, or ingenuity. he always meant what he said, wholeheartedly.

you pouted at him, acceding. your hand found his discarded on the ground, burnt gloves making tough work of intertwining your fingers but you didn't care. "shush. you're making me sound mean."

"you're just practical. realistic. two entries on an endless list of things I love about you." as you broke his gaze, coming to stare back up at the ceiling with a scoff, he squeezed your hand.

and then you felt him shuffle clumsily closer. before you could snicker and call him a dork, his voice softened in your ear, "it's what makes you a brilliant inventor. and it also means if I do dumb things with you, you have to back me up, otherwise you look dumb, too."

you pursed your lips, playfully struggling to hold a smile back. "you're such a—"

"gorgeous, clever, profoundly amazing and loving boyfriend?" he propped himself up on one elbow effortlessly. "I know, honey, I know."

your head whipped to him in shock, a laugh falling from your open lips. you quipped, "an egotist!"

he simply shrugged, oozing confidence and swagger as if he didn't look like a cartoon struck by lightning. oh right, he didn't know.

the fork in the road settled before you. you could win this battle: snark him right back, and out of the corny consequence of his own miscalculations. or you could lose on purpose.

"you still love me either way, don't y—oh!"

pulling by his untucked tie you yanked him down on top of you, melding your lips to his. you could feel his smile twitch into your kiss as he melted like butter in an instant. freeing your hand from your glove, your callused hand traced along his hot cheeks to the nape of his neck until it settled on his jaw. he tilted into your palm, humming happily. putty in your hands, as always.

you ignored the dry taste of soot, and the traces of it gathering on your clean fingertips. it was without a second thought; he was undoubtedly worth it.

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