#cartoon rap battle

[thevaudevilledemon]

Cartoon Rap Battle: Brian Griffin vs Shane

Shane

I can't believe the humiliation to log Most beloved Bachelor up against a dog?

Oh yeah, you can talk? What good does that Scooby-dooby-doo? When the last remains of your fandom have left the coop and flew?

Take your Paw, tuck it back in your doggy collar Raise your ear I think I hear Peter tryna holler

What stupid crap is he in now I got half-an-hour Maybe I'll tune in to hear another suicide joke, so dower

You went from straight man to nuisance when you were paired with the baby Overshadowed by Arnold's british cousin, that's no fair Lady

So catch me at the Saloon trying to drown my sorrow Gus has a sale on beer so I'll come back tomorrow

Brian

Woah, Ass Ahoy! You aren't the homeless guy right Did you crawl out the dumpster like a baby at prom night?

When it comes to Alcoholics you should stay Anonymous I'm a Writer, you're a stocker, we are not synonymous

At least I take better care of Stewie than Peter or Lois You know Jas would be better without you and your cirrohsis

Don't bother the blue man, because he's for the birds You know that's the word, everybody's heard

I'm accomplished and nothing more needs to be said Except that unlike you I could be revived from the dead

Shane

That revival was a sham, and you know it's true They dropped that whole plotline after week two

You're better than Peter or Lois? what a low bar And I think that is something which you'd be familiar

You say you're a firm believer in fact When you're nothing more than a sell-out hack

Let what Glenn said haunt you until you expire And frankly you shouldn't be talked down to by Quagmire

Brian

Go to Hell, I stood up for what I believe When you stand up it's all you achieve

You're a slob and a drunk at least I have qualities You're only loved by the "I Can Fix Him" mentalities

Shane

They can't fix me, that's the point of my arc I can fix myself, with their light in my dark

You let yourself be bullied and bribed to shut your face Of all the cartoon pets you're a total disgrace

Brian

At least I am total when it comes to something The people prefer shadow monsters over drunk-y nothings

You drink Joja Cola, though you hate it as a gift Maybe you need something else to give your spirits a lift

Take your blue chickens and get them out of here I'm a non-GMO environmentalist peer

So maybe I should date Emily, she's not your type Stick to bitches like Pam, you're not worth the hype

You wanna do good? Take Jas with you when your wed A pair of shoes don't make up for using your floor as a bed

I may be an animal, but you're the real dog You just faced the badest bitch in Quahog

Shane

Why are you giving me your garbage lines? They're an even worse embarrassment than Peter's Crimes

Don't give me parenting advice like I'm a real villain May I ask about your estranged son, where the Hell is Dylan?

You're a bad father, and the show knows it anyway You make me want to kill myself like you made Hemingway

But between the two of us, I think I recovered better You gave a baby herpes, and hid your own tetter

Oh I'm sorry, you don't know what that word means? You'd have better rhymes if you were a better writer it seems

You're a bad dog, Brian, You've had your day So bring back Vinny and just go away!

[steakout-05]

imagine Barry Steakfries but he's like. actually small enough to fit inside a phone screen. like he's literally not even an inch tall. just a tiny little guy that you can drag around with your finger like a shimeji. personally i'd put him in a soda can and spin him around

[chocolatespyro]

sorry our drawings princess movie posting right now this movie is so bad and wonderful at the same time and i love it for that

[rapclash]

URL Rap Clash - Rap Battle Cartoon #shorts

[mr-ribbit]

a TV show where lin manuel miranda¹ rap battles a rude libertarian man* at the insane asylum talent show and by doing so the man* is finally able to win over his freedom from the asylum by going to therapy and being nice SOUNDS like a single or double panel strip in a boomer political cartoon thats readership is mostly ironic leftists posting them to roast on reddit. but it's actually a real part of an episode of house md from 2009² in what some could call one of the most generation defining television moments of the aughts (Ribbits 2024)

* Dr. Gregory House

¹ Pre-Hamilton

² Broken, Part 2 House MD, 2009

[jennsterjay]

Dude Oh My God 👀👀👀

Y'all have no idea, I was (and am still) a huge undertale/deltarune fan, and I'm a huge spiderverse fan too

So when I watched this my jaw dropped because oh my god, the raps?? the animation?? Dude the animation ‼️‼️

They cooked with this 👏🏾💯🕳💀💜💜💜🔥🔥🔥✨!!!

I know rap battles aren't too popular here but I figure Tumblr would dig this one in particular

[fictionismyreality3]

Hand Wrapping w/ Simon

Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it

Notes: while typing this title all I could think of was the 141 having a rap battle 😭 and now I’m crying

him trying to teach you how to defend yourself after having to punch a few too many people

rough callous brushing against your soft skin

probably blushing like a school girl under his balaclava when you look up at him, asking him to wrap your hands tighter

slowly becomes addicted to the routine you form before every training session

when he's tying his shoes to get ready, he's already thinking about what bad dad joke he can crack while wrapping your hands, hoping he can get just a few more seconds of interaction

almost swoons when you show up with new wraps you brought, the little cartoon ghosts sending his head spinning 🥺

quickly decides that his next paycheque is for buying more

compared to his own hands, simon sees you as so pure, knuckles not yet cracked by violence

it's only logical that he'd want to decorate your pretty skin with colors of his choosing 🤷🏻‍♀️

deep reds, softer blues and even pinks and yellows

looses it after he finds a website that does custom work, and shows up with a shit eating grin on his face and a roll of custom wrap with his name on it

[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

What are some headcanons you have for Bf and Gf dating?

-GF pays for most of the dates (on Dearest's card, usually)

-Their favorite place to hang out is either the local Mcdonalds or, if they feel fancy, any place with a large buffet table. They usually get kicked out after about an hour and a half though

-A good majority of their dates also take place at BF's home. They can't hang out much at GF's for obvious reasons. They spend most of their time watching flash cartoons and really shitty 'cult classic' films

-They also spend a lot of time 'sampling music' which usually means getting high, pulling up a song GF already made and playing with the audio settings while giggling like idiots

-Boyfriend is a cuddle bug, through and through. He is a burden that GF is more than willing to bear

-If it's a really fancy, special date, BF will break out his finest suit...literally an exact copy of his usual outfit, but the no sign on his shirt will have a very, very tiny, hard to notice heart patch on the front of it, sewn on by GF.

-Due to recent...unfortunate outings, GF has to be extra careful to make sure no one interrupts or try to battle them during their dates. Even she has her limits. She even went so far as to sometimes pay Pico a few hundred to cover them while on their dates, just to make sure nothing goes wrong. Even after he was hired to kill him, GF's money and BF's rap skills still win him over.

-Despite this, Pico isn't really interested in the actual dates of them. Boat's kinda sailed and the dude can, in fact, move on. GF will usually save a McFlurry or something for him as an additional thank you.

-On their special date dates, GF is usually the one singing to him instead of the other way around. You can imagine how many battles can strain a guy's throat and, hey, he needs a little love too.

[krasytoonz]

Welcome Home Gangster AU Fun Facts!

Joke AU pls don’t take it seriously

Wally D

Can bleed blood out of His Eyes whenever he Witnesses Public display of Affection

Doesn’t need to Eat or Sleep (or Shit)

Fragile masculinity

Guilty Pleasure/Special Interest is Bluey (Australian Family Cartoon)

Lil Dawg

Will pay BUCKS for hotdogs ($40 for one? No problem)

Beatboxes 🎶🔥

Apparently despite of his Height and Size no one is really scared of him (maybe because of his Resting Smile Face)

Big Edd

Listens to Kpop girl bands and watches magical girl Animes

He’s everything that Wally’s fragile masculinity FEARS

Shit at makeup but still love doing it on people’s Faces

Fr4nk

Every Voting Season he hacks into the American Government and fucks their Voting System up for no reasonable explanation at all

Trolls on Reddit and 4Chan (probably has Access to the Dark Web too who knows)

Overexplains everything just to piss Wally off

Pøppy

Can unleash her inner Roadman Voice when she’s angry

Once caught Lil Dawg eating KFC and never trusts Anyone ever again even if she’s cool with them

Watches Thai Girl’s Love Series

Howdy Pi££ar

Money is Love, Money is Life

Will do anything for money (50/50 might probably Fight a Grandma for money too, it’s unpredictable)

Tried to flush Wally down a toilet but he came back out (Don’t Ask about it)

JJ

The only gang member alongside Silly Sal that can drive a motorcycle

Horrible at rap battles and Coming up with Lyrics

Deep ass voice

Silly Sal

The only gang member alongside JJ that can drive a motorcycle

Cannot keep her hands to herself (literally POKES everything she Did Not have to poke)

Sunny

Fr4nk’s Ex.. Best friend (BAHAHA)

The Butt of the Joke of everything practically

The Joyful Siblings

Bikers! 🏍️🏍️🏍️💨

Knows sign language (including JJ)

Owns Joyful Burger (that same one you see in TAWOG) but it’s for money laundering purposes

Homie

Best van ever (Automatically Drives! Self Aware!)

Speaks in Onomatopoeia (Vrooommm!)

In General

There is No Blood in this AU, and everyone is stuffed with Cottons

There is no actual ‘serious’ Weapons in this AU, and the gang use Waterguns and slingshots to do Steal from Banks lmao

The Jail Bar’s Gap is so big the shorter gang members (Wally, JJ, Sally) can practically escape through the gap.. But they just don’t for some Reason

All the Tattoos on the Gangsters are Drawn with Markers 🖊️

Y/N

Y/N can be a Citizen, part of the Gang or a Cop, or whatever Y/N wants to Be!

There is no specific ‘look’ for Y/N, so Y/N can look like whatever Y/N wants to look like.

*Will be updated Accordingly!

[triangularitydubs]

REPOST AGAIN, SHOULD I REMASTER THIS THOUGH??

For those who don't know, I am just essentially the tumblr for a small YouTube channel also ran by me.

Well considering, I'm on The TADC side of Tumblr, I'll just go ahead. And self promote myself. LMAO

It relates to TDAC as...it's a RAP BATTLE.

Thats right. Go check it out if ya want. Completely optional.

I want to thank everyone that follows my blog and everyone that reblogs and likes my content!

[thevaudevilledemon]

I had a stupid idea and I went with it so... suffer Tumblr.

Cartoon Rap Battles! LIGHTNING (Final Fantasy) VS LIGHTNING (McQueen)

BEGIN

LM: Ka-chow! I'll be racing circles around While you still try to think about Why your games were trashed into the ground

I'll run you down like your HP bar You got overshadowed by some dudes pushing a car

Too bad they can't send an apocalypse to your world Like they did with fourteen Did they name you Lightning because the other guy was Cloud? That's the dumbest naming convention I have ever seen!

L: Not as dumb a name as being a racecar named after Steve McQueen Honestly, your concept was so stupid I'd think they confused him with James Dean

You learned the value of humbleness and to stop and smell the roses You should have learned the penalty of plagiarism, you just ripped off Moses

Don't talk to me about being overshadowed Mr. Bugs in your eye You're second fiddle to a rusty tow-truck Played by Larry the Cable Guy

They gave you three movies because you sold lots of McDonald's toys But you're franchise only ever appealed to little boys

You raced right in through the middle of Brad Bird's best movies You were Pixar's biggest franchise until they wanted more Toy Stories

You were John Lasseter's last big idea Outside of getting touchy with his crew You might be painted bright red But I've already beaten you black and blue

LM: Oh wow, I didn't realize your rhymes would be as flat as your personality You're about to end up another Vehicular Manslaughter casualty

I've had burst tires that spewed less hot air And less bugs got in my eyes than in your games But you probably don't even care if you have that Rule 34 Fame

I'm fast with my rhymes, like I'm fast on the track Speaking of which, yeah, what the hey was up with that? You took the free-roaming franchise and put in on rails This isn't Sin and Punishment, this is an epic fail!

Maybe I should call myself "Ightning McQueen" Because you've taken this L You're just a Square that they should have Enix-ed You can't keep up with me, I'm on the Highway to Hell

L: Hell is definitely where abomiations like you should be I don't know what's worse you or Tales from Earthsea

Don't think you can run me down just as easy as that You took Canada's best rock song and gave it to Rascal Flatts

You left a Yellow Car streak when you ended up in Lemon city Sadly that film ended up becoming you, truly quite the pity

You left the worldwide box office six spaces over Onward You were beaten by Toy Story 4, now that must have been awkward

Your trilogy is only interrupted by Lightyear on Rotten Tomatoes Now put yourself in reverse and Rust-Eaze-y I think you know how this ending goes

[hbmmaster]

I feel that I should tell you something that I figured out about Our Drawings now that I have your attention:

Calobi, the director, became infamous for his nonsensical "Cartoon Rap Battles" series a few years back. The "ice [cubes] on my shoes" and "wrist waters on my neck" originate from the Mario vs. Sonic video in particular. The rock with wings also comes from the series, where they play the role of the referee.

Cartoon Rap Battles was criticized for ripping off Verbalase's "Cartoon Beatbox Battles" (a series with a very similar premise), tracing art, and just generally having a very unappealing art style.

Because of this, I'm pretty sure that the movie was at least partially made out of spite.

fun context thank you

[weirdmarioenemies]

WEIRD MARIO RAP BATTLES

SPIKEY!

VS

SLAMMER!

BEGIN

Here comes Spikey, for my first rap battle

But what is my opponent, just a ping pong paddle?

I can curl up and roll through the Mario Land

But there’s nothing you can do if you’re not held in a hand

If someone’s never heard of you, I can’t really blame

You’ve never even been in a video game

Go whack bugs off a carpet, man your products are icky

Nobody’d know you if not for the Mario Wiki!

Pleased to meetcha, Spikey, Slammer’s the name

I hear you rapping at me like you’ve got all the fame

But you’re just an enemy, a disposable goon

While I got myself a speaking role in a cartoon

Even with your spikes you can be jumped upon

There’s a reason after SML2 you’ve been gone

They’ve got better options for baddies with shells

But you seem like a great choice, unless you look somewhere else!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

[powderblueblood]

GETTING TO KNOW YOUR EDDIE

— the 411 on the loser playboy of the midwestern world

Tagged by @jo-harrington & @deathbecomesthem who got this stunning prompt on the road, love this love youse

let’s talk MUNSON!

What story is he from? What kind of story is it (Fix-it fic, Older!Eddie, Rockstar!Eddie etc)? The Eddie darling that takes up prime real estate in my brain is of course Hellfire & Ice Eddie, which is a teen romantic-dramadey with sprinkles of crime capers on top. We meet him at 18 years of age, drug dealin’, Dungeon wheelin’, at the absolute top of his bottom of the food chain game. He’s all raw nerve and engine sputter, our consummate not ready for prime time player. He is brassy, ballsy, funny, terrified.

What inspired you to write this Eddie? Flight of Icarus, actually! It reignited my initial love for him by basically confirming what I had already known to be true—he’s a little bitch that’ll take any opportunity to be struck down lovesick and he’s doomed by his bloodline.

What are your favorite headcanons about him/share something you never shared in your story? Eddie runs on a full tank of defiance, just burning rubber against what’s expected of kids his age—but to zoom in? Eddie sometimes wonders what it would be like if he was different. Tried harder. Cut his hair, joined the basketball team, really pulled himself up by his bootstraps and divorced himself from his stain of a last name. Folded in and blended, made all the right moves. Why couldn’t I do that? he thinks, Just pretend. I’m good at making shit up. But that’s selling out. And Eddie Munson is no sell out—rap sheet or no, his life is his own.

What does he wear on a casual day? On a dressier day? What does he wear to bed? Casual day, it’s your cartoon character stock costume of insert band t-shirt here, ripped jeans there, doubled up battle vest and leather cut to top it all off. There might be a variant in jean shade but that’s it. He likes to stick to a look. The dressiest he’ll go (he does not own dressy clothes) is a black cable knit sweater, very old, with the thumb holes worried through the cuffs. To bed, preferably nothing, but boxers of absolutely necessary and a very old, ratty pair of flannel PJ bottoms and an old t-shirt or a faded sweatshirt of Wayne’s if it’s freezing.

Favorite foods? This FUCK loves a pizza with the most fuckass toppings. Anchovy, black olive, pepperoni, sweetcorn (for the vitamins!), pineapple (for the jizz thing!) all on the one pie. But he can cook, to an extent, and we unfortunately have to hand this to ex-line cook Al who taught him how to grill a cheese and make a bitchin’ spaghetti with honeyed tomato gravy and lots of oregano. Eddie also loves a snack he can gesticulate with, see: Twizzler, corn dog, ice pop. Bordering on phallic foods.

Tell Us About His Family/Friends: Immediately in the gene pool—Al, the absent and up-to-no-good father who somehow still has a knife in Eddie’s side and will twist it with the simple words, “C’mon, that’s my boy!” Wayne, uncle and father figure, silent but loving and the only real pillar Eddie could ever lean against, and he feels like such a burden for it sometimes. Elizabeth, mommy dearest and dead, canonised like a saint in Eddie’s mind, and might have been but also might not have been. The root of his love of music and his need to tell stories to survive. The found-by-the-hand-of fate family— Ronnie Ecker, the Stalter to his Waldorf, the Bonham to his Page, the only person he’d ever follow into battle because you wouldn’t think it but Ronnie, who is secretly rage akimbo, would accidentally lead that charge. He loves her like a sister, she loves him like a dog. Just kidding. Maybe. He wants to be Ronnie Ecker when he grows up. Granny Ecker comes as part of this deal, one of the people credited with whooping Eddie into shape. We don’t quite know what shape yet, it’s Picassoan in nature. Then, the extension again that is the great Corroded Coffin/Hellfire crossover event—Jeff, Cyrus, Dougie and Gareth. He’s not quite as close with the boys, but they’re good boys. They love and fear him, except for Cyrus who is a true enigma which pisses Eddie off because he’s supposed to be the fucking enigma here, dammit.

Yeah Yeah, he's a Metalhead. Tell Us MORE About His Taste in Music in your story: We are working off Flight of Icarus rules so he’s got a taste in the mouth for Howlin’ Wolf style blues, real down and dirty Detroit shit. He also loves a sleazeball, so enter Tom Waits and when he’s feeling REALLY sentimental, Leonard Cohen. Eddie loves to bite a thumb so he has some punk spinning too—Richard Hell, MC5, The Cramps, and reluctantly Iggy and the Stooges. They’re Al’s favourite so kind of tainted. Last but not least, I think that Johnny Cash’s Live From Folsom Prison album gets a lot of play. Particularly Cocaine Blues and Dark in the Dungeon, which he’s definitely incorporated into some campaign. He does NOT listen to CHICK MUSIC because he’s a loser boy (Wayne has a Linda Ronstadt record that makes him cry).

What are his views on romance? On sex? Eddie Munson falls in love fourteen times a day because at the be all and end all, he’s an artist and he’s sensitive as shit. Let’s get one thing straight—he can flirt to beat the band, once anyone gives him the time of day. Which they don’t. But in his mind? He’s a silver tongued Casanova. It’s just easier to use on people he hates. Once he has a crush, he has an obsession, even if he’s oftentimes too chickenshit to act on it. Cue pulling pigtails in the playground routine. He wants so badly to worship someone and be worshipped in return, okay, it’s reciprocal worshipping—give him mutual pathological obsession or give him DEATH. He wants to build a shrine, and will, to the right person. He’ll preoccupy his mind with every detail about them to the point where, yeah, it is borderline kind of stalkery but he’s still 18 years old. Speaking of, sex? Yeah, he’s done it. Badly. He’s like to do it again, goodly. He’d like to do it with someone that wasn’t treating it like an experiment, someone who’d let him slobber all over them and rut and keen and whine like the hound in heat he fucking feels like. He has no goddamn control! He experiences pleasure in a total headrush, never been able to stay cool and sexy and commanding a day in his life. He just wants, wants, wants and he burns so hot. Eddie wants so clumsily that it comes out at the most inappropriate times, like the nurse’s office after he gets his fist busted. He’s not some sex god, just some dick with an overeager cock. But he sure is willing to put in the work.

Is he optimistic or pessimistic? Pessimistic on the surface, the life is shit and then you die so might as well do some whippits poster boy but so so secretly, Eddie holds the tiniest flame of hope that someday, somehow, things will get better. At the very least easier. That he’ll grow into his bones somehow, or someone will help soothe him into them. That he’ll feel some kind of belonging. Because he does want that, really. Some soft place to land.

Where or with whom is he most comfortable? Those pockets of alchemy at Hellfire Club when he’s got a rapt audience. With Ronnie, sitting on the sagging couch outside his trailer. Playing chauffeur to a certain princess across-the-way.

What are his views of his future? What are his hopes/dreams? Pie in the sky? Cover of Circus with his cheeks out, duh. A Grammy or two, his own metal club, a published fantasy author, shit. He’s not askin’ for the world, here! But honestly, Eddie’s view of his future is 18 year old misanthropist bleak. He hasn’t even considered college as an option, not that he’d get there with his grades. He figures he might just start selling full time for Rick once (if) he graduates then hopefully have the good enough sense to take his money and split to Chicago or someplace. Might hit it lucky when he’s played in a couple more iterations of Corroded Coffin and con someone into letting him be a session guitarist—which wouldn’t be the cover of Circus, but would still be a huge deal! But as much as an ego game as he likes to talk, he’s got this terrible, looming feeling that he’ll never leave Hawkins alive.

What do you imagine his future looks like? (If your story is incomplete or if this would be a spoiler you're not willing to share, you can skip this question.) I’ll give you a couple details, because I am writing a sequel about this. Picture a brief stint in Indianapolis. Meaner, grizzlier, bartender-ier, going on a decade of heartbreak, performing at his sexual best but nearing burnout and about to turn 30 with some side dealings at home that are edging out of the side and into the forefront. Heavy is the hand that wears the ring. You look so much like your father!

Anything else you'd like us to know about your Eddie/your story? He is so full of love and piss and vinegar. He is going to end up cherished. Like, violently so.

Optional Vulnerable Question: Why do you write fics for Eddie Munson? I love a tragedy touched smartass who folds at the first sign of affection. I want to nourish him and eat him up like the witch from Hansel and Gretel. Or have Lacy do it for me, whatever.

tagging: YOU. READING THIS. Not KIDDING IF YOURE READING THIS GET TO WORK

[autizmogenderia]

i just realized the reason why I became so attached to authright, ingsoc, and transhumanist from the rap battles is because they're all portrayed as different types of cartoon villains

[ponysongbracket]

Brony Song Tournament

Please listen to both songs (at least in part) before voting

The Moon Rises

Pokémon vs. My Little Pony (Content Warning: sexual, violence, cartoon gore, prostitution)