#cartel wife

[imthefailedartist]

Mob wife, gangster wife, thug wife, cartel wife, and mafia wife are all the same, just on opposite ends of the color spectrum.

If the missus is black or brown, she wears color. If she's white, she sticks to earth tones and neutral colors. She'll wear color but not often.

Even the makeup is the same.

People think they're different for the same reason that the mafia/mob gets romanticized in media and gangsters and thugs are deglamorized: Racism.

[callsignfate]

Valeria x Chaotic Wife Pt.8

(Sorry for being busy and not posting. I'm trying to prepare multiple things to post now/later. I will say I have posts nearly done that I plan to schedule posts. I'm also working on the requests I have received, I promise!)

Part One/ Part Two/ Part Three/ Part Four/ Part Five

Part Six/ Part Seven/ Part Eight

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Valeria: What- What are you doing?

R/N: Do you ever get tired asking that?

Valeria: I really do..

R/N: Anyways, I'm trying to write out my Christmas list

Valeria: That just says my name ten times..

R/N: ...

Valeria: I'll take the day off...

R/N: I should write these more often.

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R/N: VAL, LOOK!

Valeria: Stop barging in my office whenever you want.

R/N: Never. Look at this.

Valeria: a poorly made cake?

R/N: ...

Valeria: I MEAN- A REALLY WELL MADE CAKE THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

R/N: It appears I'm sleeping alone tonight.

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Valeria: ...why do you have a duck?

R/N: Isn't she cute?

Valeria: where did you get the duck?

Valeria: Why are you soaking wet?

R/N: Her name is Honkers.

Valeria: You did not kidnapp a duck...

R/N: ... it's not kidnapping if they have no home.

Valeria: IT'S HOME WAS WHEREVER YOU FOUND IT.

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Valeria: You do realize that I can see you, right?

R/N: WHAT?

*R/N looking at the small alarm clock on the bedside table.*

R/N: IS THAT A CAMERA?

Valeria: it's a baby monitor. Stop pacing and living in your delusional land. Get something to eat and drink some water.

R/N: ...

Valeria: Now.

R/N: Dammit.

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Valeria: Are you watching twilight??

R/N: NO- *R/N slamming shut the laptop*

Valeria: ...

R/N: ...

Valeria: Watch something else, something better.

*R/N did convince Valeria to watch all of them, Valeria proceeded to rant about them until she accidentally revealed she read the books and firmly believes the books are better*

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Valeria: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING NOW?

R/N: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WAS A FANFICTION OF TWILIGHT AND I NEEDED TO SEE IT.

Valeria: ...

R/N: DONT JUDGE ME

Valeria: I didn't think you were into... that.

R/N: WHAT.

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Valeria: Why does she have like five toddlers??

R/N (playing the sims): It's the 100 baby challenge.

Valeria: ... that sounds like torture, that's... terrifying.

R/N: I mean, she's a little tired, and she keeps passing out and peeing on herself but..

Valeria: What the fuck.

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Part One/ Part Two/ Part Three/ Part Four/ Part Five

Part Six/ Part Seven/ Part Eight

Masterlist/ More like this/ Request

[itsbenedict]

okay so i can't stop thinking about the third scenario in Hey, I Don't Work Here. there's a lot i can buy about it:

NASA's got a base in Australia for some reason, sure. the US is friendly with Australia and I could see if there were a pressing need to have an observatory or something on the other side of the planet that such a deal could be worked out.

and likewise i can imagine the security for such a place not being particularly stringent- a research station doesn't need to be super-militarized, so there being a fence you can hop to chase after a ball in a residential area- fine, sure, weirder things have happened.

fast-forwarding a bit, the aliens somehow getting it in their heads that NASA has the authority to cede the entire planet to them- they'd have to be pretty stupid but it's an understandable mistake, if you're assuming the planet has one government and the wing of it that launches spacecraft is militarily important. sure.

after Tom gives the aliens the finger and refuses to surrender, this first contact serving as the rallying point for a successful defense of earth, with an ensuing media circus landing him in some actual position of authority as a result- that's a little clownshoes but i can see the outline of it.

but: what was the aliens' plan, here? there's been a "planned attack"- somehow, they knocked out every NASA employee at the base, in preparation for...

...demanding control of the planet over some sort of videoconferencing that no one is awake to respond to, as a direct result of their pre-planned attack on the compound? even if NASA did have any means of acceding to the demand "give us your planet", how could they be expected to do so while unconscious?! and why, having gone out of their way to knock everyone out, would they not be surprised by Tom picking up the call, and proceed as though he worked there?

anyway this is the only thing that is silly and unbelievable about this or any other Tom Cardy song. don't @ me.

[groundrunner100]

Each one of these girls is like wine. Pick your flavor!

[ilikelookingatthings]

finally looked at who won

I feel like I want to puke.

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

You ever make up a bunch of people in your dream and wake up like aw. They don’t exist. Come back :(

[strinak]

sometimes a book is bad in a way that makes you want to study the author like a bug

[cloverina-sasha139]

Denile is a river in Egypt

The G3 are gay

[neovallense]

[chongoblog]

So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

[purpleshell-x]

i think about the fact that Valeria ran a cartel and literally kill and torture people with pink nails. A fucking girl boss

how support Palestine🇵🇸

[ruthimages]

[the-palelady]

what if you’re the wife of a criminal, a man who deals with the cartels. and somehow you get thrown into the mess of it all. he keeps you tucked away, hidden from the prying eyes of the outside world.

until a group of men move in across the street. they seem to come around quite often, but your husband is so strict, so desperate to keep you hidden up in your tower, that you never see them, or anyone for that matter.

and then one day you’re out in your garden, the only place you find solace. the years of trauma you have had to endure built you to be cautious, the snap of a twig and very quiet rustle of the bush beside you making you move fast.

but ghost was faster.

he grabs you in an instant. his grip is tight and yet somehow reassuring you think.

“shh…husband doesn’t need ta know i’m here. be quiet fa me, yeah?”

after that he secretly comes around, learns your husbands schedule just so he knows when he can come see you and for how long.

he tells the team about these visits of course, vowing to get you out of the war your husband has drug you into.

[catboy-jimmy-mcgill]

Sucks I have to go to a job when my true calling is just to put ice on Jimmy McGill’s face when he gets beat up in a parking lot selling phones.

[avocado-writing]

Idk if you know Mortal Kombat, especially mileena (she's my favorite) but may I please get a Wolverine and/or Deadpool with a gf who has a mutation like Mileena.

She thinks she's ugly when she uses it but the boys think otherwise 🎀

(I'M LITERALLY IN HEAT EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THEM)

This is (my wife) Mileena

When Wade fights with you at his side, your carnage is always prefaced with a quiet request. 

“Please don’t look.”

And, because he is fundamentally a good dude, he doesn’t.

Fuck. He really wants to, though.

The noises that you make when he turns his back to focus on a different opponent are… interesting. It sounds like a bunch of really wet celery being snapped in half to a symphony of screams. When he’s done slicing people into teeny tiny chunks he turns around and sees you standing there in a pool of blood, trying to get the stain of it off your jacket.

He’s never been so curious about something in his entire life.

You’re so lovely. Loveliest thing he’s ever met. How the fuck he managed to convince you to give him a chance he’ll never know. God, the stars, and luck must have all been on his side that day, when after you’d finished taking down a cartel he’d asked you to grab a coffee and you’d said yes. Ever since then it’s been great. He loves spending days on window-shopping dates with you, fingers intertwined as he leaves you breathless with laughter; lazing on his sofa with some stupid rom-com playing with a bucket of popcorn between you both; snuggled in his usual corner booth at his favourite pizza place playing footsie beneath the table.

Perfect. You are perfect in every way.

So if all it takes is looking away when you ask him to then it’s a pretty easy compromise.

Unfortunately what you don’t take into account is that he is an idiot.

Wade catches the sight of you in the reflection of his katana the next time you’re out on a job. He’s just liberated some dude’s head from the rest of his body and is cleaning his blade when he spots you. 

And he cannot turn away.

Your mouth is open so wide it could rival a snake’s. Rows of jagged teeth which help you dismember the man who has been caught in the vine of your tongue, struggling to get away as he screams for help. When your jaws snap shut the man is silenced. You spit out the remains of his face onto the ground beside you like discarded gum.

“Holy shit!” says Wade. You squeak when you realise he’s caught the reflection of you, covering your mouth with both hands as it returns to its normal soft, kissable line.

“Oh no!” you whisper. Wade dispatches the last guy who’s running for him with a well-aimed bullet before coming to gather you in his arms.

“Baby, hey, it’s okay!” he says quickly when it’s obvious that you’re about to cry. You look up at him with glistening eyes.

“But Wade, I look so ugly,” you manage, “I thought… if you saw… you might not want to…”

Be with me any more, are the words which hang unspoken in the air. Wade guffaws.

“Are you fucking kidding me? Babe, that was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen!”

Your eyebrows crease together in confusion. He wants to use his thumb to smooth it out, but instead chooses to wipe a tear off your face.

“Yeah?”

“Of course! Shit, you’ve got that fuckin’ Venom thing going on? Like Mileena from Mortal Kombat but sexier? Come on, I’d be a fool if I wasn't rocking a semi right now!”

This makes you laugh properly, from your stomach, and all your worry is forgotten.

“I shouldn’t have worried…” you sigh when you get your wits back.

“Nah, of course not. You’ll always be my boo, okay?”

You grin up at him, before an idea very clearly crosses your mind.

“Oh! That means now I can show you what my tongue can do.”

He isn’t proud of it, but that promise almost makes him cum in the suit.

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[sunrisesfromthewest]

First Encounter Part 3

|Notes:Y’all boy getting a little jealous and my man Reggie did his thing💓💓,Things get a little more steamy in part 4😏😏 |Warnings:None |

Here's all the parts I have so far: 1 2 3 4 5 6

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Wanting to clear your mind from the previous interaction with Armando, you walk over to Dorn who is scrolling through files on his computer hoping to find something for the situation. Pushing his head playful you asked if he had any luck yet, while stealing a folder to look through. "No, I found a few emails and a file but nothing that could lead us to who is doing this,” he says sighing.  

Giving his shoulder a reassuring squeeze, you say, "Don't stress yourself to much over this, I'm sure something will pop up eventually.” Turning in his chair he looks up at you, with a boyish grin.

Screwing your eyebrows together you say “What?", setting the file you were going threw down. "Y/N, I can’t stop thinking about how fast you dropped to the ground earlier," pausing to laugh he continues, "that's the fastest I seen you move besides running from bugs." Watching him laugh about the incident from earlier, you smack your lips and push at his head again.  

"You know good and well you would’ve drop like I did too; I’ll be damned if I let a bullet take me out." Seeing him really start to tear up, while laughing, you watch as he holds his stomach doubling over.”Aye, not too much asshole!” you say chuckling a bit at his reaction. Sitting up he grabs your arm trying to regain his previous composure but failing when you give him a deadpan look. 

Continue to watch your friend have his little laughing session, you smile to yourself at his goofiness. As your about to scold him some more, you're abruptly interrupted by Armando who cuts into you and Dorns space. Forcing you two to break apart, to make room for him as he rudely asks Dorn to pull up a photo for him.  

Seeing his jaw flex, he sends you an intense glance, but looks back at the screen as Dorn zooms in on the photo. Glaring at him you say "Well, that was fucking rude, you could’ve asked nicely." Dorn hums in agreement. 

“Lo que sea que digas princesa,(Whatever you say princess)” Armando says brown eyes staying locked on the screen. Pausing you scan over his form trying to figure out why he had an attitude all the sudden. Letting out a gasp, you begin to laugh, realizing that he was jealous of Dorn.  

Glancing behind Armando muscled form to look at Dorn you see him shoot you a look with a smug smile confirming what you're thinking. Shaking your head you move closer, pressing your chest against Armandos toned arms, and whisper, "Don’t worry he’s with Kelly, ". Watching as he turns his face in your direction, pretty brown eyes glancing down at your breast. 

 He firmly whispers back, "I know, he needs to keep it that way." Biting your lip you smile, at his small show of dominance, his gaze returns back to the screen. 

Unconsciously, you stay close to his warm figure, as he leans forward, eyes evaluating the photo before he says “I seen this guy before...... can you do a facial scan." Hearing this Mike, Marcus, and Kelly make their way towards you guys watching each screen as loads of information begins to pop up. 

 "His name is James McGrath, looks like he was a former DEA Agent until he was tortured by the Cartel...... Captain Conrad mentions him a few times on some of his notes.” Pausing Dorn looks up, waiting to see what his superiors might have to say.  

"This has to be him he's the only with connections to the Cartel, it could be why he has been able to pull all these stunts......” pausing in realization Marcus ask if he could pull up the surveillance at his home, looking at your father with surprise you asked why.  

But before he could answer Mike cuts in and say, "Because were the only one that has proof that the Captain is innocent and he needs leverage." glancing at his son Mike pulls out his phone calling his wife. Widening your eyes in shock you quickly run to the couch to grab your phone, immediately dialing your sister.  

Bouncing slightly as you hear the phone ring for the third time, you yell to tell your father that she’s not picking up. Watching your father call Reggie with urgency, you look up to see Armando watching with concern. Hanging up you let out a frustrated sigh returning back to where everyone was viewing the monitors intensely. 

Shaking from nerves you feel Armando brush his hands against yours, staring up at him you see worry in his eyes. Wrapping your hand around his he gives it a light squeeze, trying to calm you down.

Just as Dorn alerts everyone that theirs movement outside the home you hear Reggie pick up. As your father explains the situation quickly, Reggie springs into action, moving your mom, nephew, and pregnant sister to the pantry. 

 Watching him reach up to retrieve the gun that's stored in their as well, you watch in amazement as your brother-in-law kick ass.”Damn,I didn’t know he could do that.” your dad mutters shocked.

Everyone lets out a few comments in agreement. Watching Reggie causally body 15 attackers, had your blood rushing in adrenaline. After confirming that the house was safe, he quickly moved the family out the house but not before saluting at the camera. 

“Yeah, baby that’s how we do it in the Burnett family! "You say hugging Armando with relief and excitement after what you just witness.

Standing in shock Armando moves to embrace you as well, but looks up to see everyone watching you two like a hawk. Clearing his throat, he watches you look up at him confused, nodding his head to the side you see everyone staring. 

Breaking away from him you avoid their gazes sheepishly saying sorry. 

Before anyone could comment Mike asked Dorn to pull up his security footage after not having any success, in reaching his wife.

As everyone eyes return back to the screens with concern, you feel Armando wrapping his hand around yours again, lightly running his thumb against it. 

 Mike let's out a sigh as his wife finally picks up, but it’s too late because not even a second later you hear screams and scuffling. Frantically, your eyes search the monitors, watching as men infiltrate Mikes home. 

Glancing away from the screen you look at Mike, who has an uneasy expression washing over his face. Just as he was about to speak, a deep menacing voice cuts in, 

“tss.tss.tss.... I think you have something that belongs to me Mike......”