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devil666lovesblog · 2 years ago

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Oh thy my carolb, my most delicious Potato chips

I first met her in one of the Lennon walls during the Anti-Extradition movement of HongKong; she is one of the maintainers of one very yellow-ribbon middle class district. I was in and out with the political parties and organizations there. She worked as one of the 包點先生 and she took days off to join the yellow ribbon activities. I asked her for her facebook and she made a picture of my facebook and my friend's profile yet she refuses to add me as a friend. She has a pretty, shiny face with at most a B-cup breasts in a very thin body.

She is known for her bravery and ease to get lost in the 721 WestRail incident. She is VERY lucky that she survived while many passengers are beaten very badly by the triad associated with the Police which really is the running dog for the People’s Republic of China. There are other girls who are taken and kidnapped by the HKP then they are tortured and probably sexually abused and become public toilet until they are pregnant then they are dumped to the sea to destroy any evidence of the brutal and inhuman act that happened to them. We are up against the state machine of both CCP and HKSAR with little perspective of winning this ‘civil war’. Several more times I meet Carolb in the same place along with many other activists guarding the same Lennon wall but we mostly talk about the issues related to Anti-Extradition movement and nothing personal, I ask her to add me in her Facebook but she wouldn’t do that for whatever reasons, thus I am giving up since there are more acute business to handle at hand and there are no other ways to reach her. She is safer with one less person knowing her in-depth. That is for the best of the movement and both of us. Thus it so happened so one time a girl who is very much inclined to go back to the dangerous site where confrontation with the monstrous popo and demonstrators, everyone there want her to go home safely but nobody think they are able to persuade her, then I thought for a few seconds I ask her to protect a driver going home and the driver drive her home secure and sound, that I end up saving both of them from the popo. She said: That is very impressive of you. How did you know that trick would work? I am a student of Psychology, I knew about humans. She put her thumb up. My mouth works excellently not just in moving people, but in the future that moves her inside out with her cunt dripping wet of her lovely juice. Was she already excited and aroused when I played my tricks and she watched very closely every move of me in the facebook?

Surprisingly with both luck and courage she survived several other severe police confrontations without being arrested or hurt, I admire her for her bravery and courage because I would be too afraid to be there otherwise. My courage is mostly to fight verbal battles in social media and I am not physically fit. That night, she asked a guy to pick up her bookbag, I instantly realized he is the apple in her eye; and I am nothing but a bald guy who knew a lot about politics and I could talk about that incessantly like an expert for the whole day. Maybe in her eyes she saw me as an intellectual, strategist, P.R. guy and a planner with excellent argumentative capabilities. Nobody can ever beat me in my debate, there are no five cent parties dare to confront me in my facebook for I am going to send them to hell each and every time, I am fast and swift in chopping their so-called argument to pieces with no mercy and zero tolerance for half-truth and half-logic. I wrote hundreds of articles in both Chinese and English defending the yellow ribbon positions and attacking Pro-Communist political and blue-ribbon supporters who try to meddle the water and gain personal benefits from this social commotion.

In another time there is a showcase of winter on fire of the Ukrainian movie about the social uprising there, I went up to visit my friends in the Lennon wall then go to the public toilet there, and when I went back I happen to went across a blue-ribbon support shouting cockroach to insult the participants, she was very much surprised that I am the one to chase out a blue-ribbon villain and insult him back while he is laughing like an idiot. He is very much afraid of me beating him up, she just realized I had some physical strength and not merely a talker. I may not be an excellent fighter in the frontline of the battle but I am not a coward. Her unconscious mind must then inferring me to be a mighty man with BIG and HARD stick to penetrate her womb through it’s opening on her bottom for hours then shoot everything till her cunt is dripping with my serum. I had both a sharp tongue and physical strength to give her pleasure in and out of the bed. She must also thought I am a wild guy and very much enjoy wild sex with her in unusual places that most lovers would avoid. She snaps at me as she looks like a little girl looking for her big uncle caressing then abusing and torturing her until I cum and cum and cum all inside her when she had a bigger belly with billions of the genetic-blueprint of me. In my imagination she is yelling: “No, no, no more slapping, please, please please” while I keep slapping her while my dick pushing through her opening till the end of her birth canal then swiftly pulling out while feeling the membranes of her pleasure hole and I hit hard into her cervix like blue ribbon pushing against the Lennon wall. Her cheeks also enjoy the beating of my dick left and right with my penis head spill my love juicy on her pretty face, occasionally I “clean” her tooth via my dickhead and she gladly enjoy this preferential treatment with her hand maturate her wet and crispy cunt. It is as fresh as the potato freshly harvested from the farm.

I was part of an Anti-popo demonstration in Tuen Mun that went off ‘successfully’ which we help the watchout, and I am extremely active in the FB to wage battles of the word against blue ribbon, and embarrass them many many times. Actually I started to do that in 2007, then 2014 then right now I wrote over a hundred thousand Chinese characters and spent countless hours online. My responses are sharp and fast, so fast that the FB server thinks I am a machine. I also wrote many conspiracy theories over the years, contributing mostly to the Pro-Democratic then a fierce fighter of Localist movement.

The next time I met her I was at a celebration opening for a champion when the DAB district Councillor was ousted with her and many other local residents voted him out, I sense she had some sense of unhappiness but not certain exactly what she was upset about. I chat with her but not on the topic of her love relationship. She is well loved by everyone who was her friend or who befriend during this movement. My facebook exploded with 5k friends because of that, and later I exploded in her tightly and crispy cunt five times in her bed, then fuck her mouth several more times to make it fair. To be fair I fuck her asshole and her cunt in pair so she had a memorable sexual experience with both pain and pleasure as we would have in a social movement yet to be win.

I met her another time accidentally in LRT which she said she is running out of money due to her involvement in the activism (with complications when the lovers she had borrowed money from then disappeared out of the blue.) She would like me to help her through this. I said I was originally very interested in her, she should see the love spark shining in my eyes; but she never gave me a chance and I am very lonely in this desperate situation. She said she was very sorry she never gave me a fair chance but she has looked up on me and found me very interesting, filled with wit and courage. She particularly enjoys my sharp and fast response to five cents party in FB; and she said she is desperate to get professional help to help with her love trauma and she is willing to pay me any price. I ask, what if I want to have you for one night and day with 24 hours to fuck? Or just ten Q cum inside?Would you mind? And would your boyfriend mind? Are you a virgin? She said: No way, I am not a virgin long long time ago. Are you a virgin?

Definitely Not.

Out of my expectation she said she desperately wants to have more sexual experience with mature men with some physical strength. For many times she hinted she want to have sex with her boyfriend but that guy doesn’t want to be her boyfriend, and the celebration night she almost force herself on him, his performance and unwillingness completely disappointed her. She wanted a passionate night with his stick moving in and out tens of thousands of times until the afternoon but he left in the early morning cum only three times in a row. It is like she lost virginity (of three consecutive sex) all for nothing. She wants to be sexually mature ASAP with someone with very strong sexual desire, that is before any chance of getting arrested and gangbang by a lot of popo in the cunt and asshole. She would be raped beyond recognition with both holes that can’t even hold a champagne inside, also with STD and pregnancy.

So that night she come home with me and I fuck her all over in every holes and in every ways possible: As I stated early 555 in her mouth/cunt/asshole, and her asshole is one of the most sensitive ass I known of. She said somehow in her account in Telegram that teargas utilized by the popo may be mixed with some arousal gas so she felt arousal after confrontation with popo. She seek attention and try to hint that she want to have sex with now her ex-boyfriend but he is not interested and instead he went to ACG show. This is making her feeling very much unwanted; then she remembers the spark of love in my eyes when I first met her and she thought I would be dying to fuck her slutty body once I penetrate her holes. And to be safe on numbers she seduce me to fuck every holes of her. She said she badly wanted to lose the virginity of her asshole then she had nothing to lose when face with the popo next time. She had done some research on who I am by reading many of my articles. She realized I am a person with a very ‘academic(complex)’ mind, yet I am quite a violent academician. While she dated that guy happily she felt sorry for me being lonely and had done so much for society, and this wild night is just the beginning of her ‘yellow angel’ work to compensate for what I had lost. She wanted me to feel young again by being my sex slave in the bed whatever I need her. She is not a virgin for a while and her ex-boyfriends open her up sexually but none of them satisfy her completely, and after she felt even more aroused when reading my adult novels I wrote. It thus became a convenient way for her to get aroused then get complete satisfaction via my tool for her pleasure. Am I merely a sex tool in her mind? I don’t mind when she is also a walking womb or a private toilet to me, and she would come to my bed whenever I demand her.

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yahoo-shutdown-corner-blog · 7 years ago

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NFL Power Rankings: It's the Patriots, and then everyone else far behind

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When the NBA season ended, Las Vegas made the Golden State Warriors overwhelming favorites to win the 2018 title.

Golden State was listed at -200 odds to win next season’s championship, meaning you have to risk $200 to win just $100. Our friends at Ball Don’t Lie wrote that the Warriors were the biggest preseason favorite ever, in any sport.

I think we should be talking about the 2017 New England Patriots the same way.

The Patriots are the biggest NFL preseason favorite we have seen in a long time. The Patriots were between 3-to-1 and 2-to-1 at most Las Vegas sportsbooks this summer. Since 2001, the only teams that have had Super Bowl odds at less than 4-to-1 are the 2002 St. Louis Rams (3.5-to-1), the 2007 Patriots (2.5-to-1) and the 2008 Patriots (3.5-to-1), according to SportsOddsHistory.com. It’s unusual, given the parity in the NFL, the single-elimination playoff format and the high rate of injuries, for any NFL team to be an overwhelming favorite to win it all. Yet, I don’t think the odds on the 2017 Patriots are low enough. They should be closer to the Warriors’ odds.

The Patriots were 14-1 with Tom Brady in the lineup last season, with one extremely close loss, and got better in the offseason. I wrote all about them in their season preview this week. They’re so good on paper, I can’t even completely rule out a 19-0 season.

I also can’t figure out who will stop them. The Pittsburgh Steelers have a chance because of their offense, and perhaps the same can be said about the Denver Broncos and their defense. Aaron Rodgers is capable of an otherworldly performance to knock off New England. Since the Falcons did lead New England 28-3 in a Super Bowl and needed just about every single play to go against them to lose, you have to put them on the short list too. But aside from just guessing that any team can lose in a single game in the NFL, there’s no good reason to believe the Patriots won’t repeat. If someone picks another team to win Super Bowl LII, they’re trying too hard to be cute or they have a grudge.

If you’re not a Patriots fan, there’s still hope. Some of the NFL’s greatest teams ever didn’t win a Super Bowl. A few ill-timed injuries or just the wacky nature of the playoffs can catch even the best teams. But this is true too: As the NFL’s preseason starts with the Hall of Fame game on Thursday night, everyone is chasing New England. It should be a familiar position by now.

Bill Belichick and the Patriots are favored to repeat as Super Bowl champs. (AP)

Here are the pre-preseason NFL power rankings. Click on any team name below to read the full preview for that squad:

32. New York Jets Actual headline from The MMQB from Jets camp: “Jets coaches are focusing on the little things—like getting Christian Hackenberg to break the huddle right.” It’s going to be a long, long season Jets fans.

31. Cleveland Browns All the news about rookie quarterback DeShone Kizer in camp has been positive. There’s still a long way to go before the Browns pick a Week 1 starter, but they’ll have to get Kizer some starts this season. They need to go into next year’s draft knowing if Kizer is their guy.

30. San Francisco 49ers My Yahoo Sports teammate Charles Robinson went to 49ers camp and was very impressed with rookie linebacker Reuben Foster. I hope that carries over, because Foster was such an exciting prospect coming out of Alabama.

29. Chicago Bears I do think the plan is to start Mike Glennon over Mitch Trubisky from Week 1 on, but that was the plan at the start of preseason for the 2012 Seattle Seahawks with Matt Flynn over Russell Wilson.

28. Los Angeles Rams All the reports about Jared Goff have been pretty good, but there have been positive stories about backup Sean Mannion too. I’m not buying that anyone but Goff starts Week 1, or even over the first three-quarters (at least) of the season, but it’ll be worth watching the quarterbacks in the preseason.

27. Jacksonville Jaguars Branden Albert wasn’t the same player he was a few years ago when he signed a huge deal with the Miami Dolphins, but he’s still better than what the Jaguars had at left tackle. After Albert’s retirement, rookie Cam Robinson is slated to start at left tackle. For Blake Bortles, whose development has been stunted in part because of bad line play in front of him, that’s scary.

26. Detroit Lions Running back Ameer Abdullah is practicing with no restrictions in camp. That’s great news. Now the battle is keeping him healthy through August.

25. Houston Texans Losing second-year receiver Will Fuller for a reported 2-3 months with a broken collarbone is bad for the Texans, and bad for Fuller, who did show some good things early last season. The good news is rookie quarterback Deshaun Watson is getting praise early in camp. It’s getting harder to believe Watson won’t be the starter by at least the end of September, and maybe by Week 1.

24. Buffalo Bills Shaq Lawson, a 2016 first-round pick who battled injuries last season, is back at his normal defensive end spot after a year at outside linebacker and is reportedly slimmed down from last season. If he can rush the quarterback consistently, that’s a big plus.

23. Indianapolis Colts The Andrew Luck injury speculation is getting a little out of hand. There’s no reason for the Colts to have any serious conversations right now about him starting the season on the physically unable to perform list due to his shoulder. Think about it. Putting Luck on PUP would automatically cost him the first six weeks of the regular season. Even if the Colts were unsure right now that Luck could make it back by Week 1 (and there’s no tangible proof he won’t be in the lineup), they would wait until the bitter end for that PUP decision. Why would they be talking about it the first week of August? Even if they guessed Luck would miss the first five weeks, they’d hold a 53-man roster spot for him for even a small chance he could start by Week 6. The Colts said all along they’d be patient with his return. So let’s not freak out just yet, OK?

22. Baltimore Ravens So. Many. Injuries. I had questions about their offense at full health. It’s not at full health anymore. Since I wrote that preview linked above, they’ve lost running back Kenneth Dixon for the season, center John Urschel to retirement, rookie guard Nico Siragusa for the season and quarterback Joe Flacco had a scare with a bad back. Flacco is the headliner here. Back injuries often linger, so he’ll need to be watched closely.

21. Los Angeles Chargers Speaking of injuries, No. 7 overall pick Mike Williams’ back might keep him out all season (the Chargers aren’t willing to concede that) and the team’s second-round pick, guard Forrest Lamp, tore his ACL on Wednesday. What did the Chargers do to deserve this terrible injury luck year after year? (Don’t answer, San Diego fans.)

20. Minnesota Vikings With Latavius Murray still slow to come back from ankle surgery and rookie Dalvin Cook looking good in practice, I wouldn’t worry about a timeshare in the Vikings backfield. This has to be Cook’s job to lose.

19. New Orleans Saints The updates on rookie running back Alvin Kamara out of camp have been interesting. He’s splitting out wide on occasion, and coach Sean Payton even dropped a Marshall Faulk comparison. The Saints really wanted Kamara, trading a 2018 second-round pick to take him in the third round. I’m not sure where he fits in with Mark Ingram and Adrian Peterson already there, but he’s someone to watch this month.

18. Washington Redskins Remind me, why did the Browns not franchise tag Terrelle Pryor?

I'm telling y'all. Defenses aren't ready for Pryor pic.twitter.com/09BwSDWTiP

— CarolB (@FixOurBullpen) August 1, 2017

17. Philadelphia Eagles Alshon Jeffery is already dealing with a shoulder strain. It’s not serious, but it’s a reminder that injuries are always part of the package with Jeffery.

16. Miami Dolphins Jay Ajayi’s concussion is not good news. At least it takes some of the unnecessary toll off his legs, because he’s going to run it a lot this season, but you don’t want to start this way.

15. Cincinnati Bengals If the positive vibes on Joe Mixon continue through this month – and the Bengals seem happy so far – I’ll probably be picking him to win offensive rookie of the year.

@Joe_MainMixon pic.twitter.com/v7ieKwvkoP

— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) July 28, 2017

14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers The Buccaneers said Doug Martin isn’t guaranteed his job back when he returns from serving the final three games of his suspension, but I think that’s a motivational ploy. Jacquizz Rodgers is a good player but he’s not the guy you want as your tailback for 250-300 carries.

13. Arizona Cardinals All the early signs on defensive end Robert Nkemdiche, last year’s first-round pick, are good. The Cardinals have some important players but Nkemdiche, who can help replace stud Calais Campbell, is right up near the top.

12. Denver Broncos The Broncos are trying to figure out if Trevor Siemian or Paxton Lynch will start at quarterback. The problem is, observers have noted the struggles for both quarterbacks in camp. Someone better take a step forward soon.

11. Tennessee Titans Nothing else in Titans camp matters more than this: Quarterback Marcus Mariota looks like he’s back to his normal self after suffering a broken leg late last season.

10. Carolina Panthers Cam Newton, coming off shoulder surgery, had some soreness in that shoulder and the Panthers eased back on him in practice this week. That doesn’t seem like a huge deal this far from Week 1, but it could be a very big deal if we’re still hearing stories like this out of Charlotte in a couple weeks.

9. Oakland Raiders There are only a few training camp holdouts this year, and Raiders left tackle Donald Penn was the most surprising one. Penn isn’t happy with his contract and reportedly wants to be paid like a top-10 left tackle. He has played at that level with Oakland. The Raiders are in a tough spot. If they cave, what’s to prevent a few other starters from doing this next year? On the other hand, they really need Penn. He has some leverage.

8. Kansas City Chiefs There probably aren’t 10 players I’m more interested to see this preseason than Chiefs rookie quarterback Patrick Mahomes. It will be interesting to see how his playmaking ability translates to the NFL game early on.

7. New York Giants The Giants avoided a major injury when receiver Sterling Shepard, who was carted off Wednesday, was diagnosed with just a sprained ankle. New York needs all of its offensive pieces to stay healthy if it is going to make an improvement on that side of the ball.

6. Seattle Seahawks It seems Paul Richardson has the early edge over Jermaine Kearse to be the Seahawks’ No. 2 receiver. If he can win that job, I like Richardson’s chances for a nice breakout season.

5. Dallas Cowboys It seems like every day from Cowboys camp, there’s a new report on how good linebacker Jaylon Smith looks. It seems Smith, the 2016 second-round pick coming off a terrible knee injury that cost him his entire rookie season, could help the Cowboys this season.

4. Green Bay Packers Rookie running back Jamaal Williams seems to be impressing coaches, and is getting some snaps with the starters early in camp. Even if Ty Montgomery is the starter, he’s probably not going to handle a full load at tailback.

3. Atlanta Falcons A lot of talk early in camp centered around running back Devonta Freeman’s contract. Freeman wants to get paid, and he’s a fantastic player. The Falcons are in a tough spot. They have a good backup in Tevin Coleman, and expensive, long-term deals with tailbacks often don’t work out. But Freeman is a big part of what they do on offense.

2. Pittsburgh Steelers The Martavis Bryant situation is a little odd. He was conditionally reinstated this offseason, but the league said he can’t practice in camp until he is fully cleared, and that hadn’t happened as of Thursday morning. What’s the holdup?

1. New England Patriots Since I’ve said plenty about the Patriots, here are links to all four parts of Shalise Manza Young’s look at Tom Brady’s 40 greatest moments to celebrate his 40th birthday: 40-31, 30-21, 20-11, 10-1.

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