#carfucker mary

[fandom-hoarder]

Mary x Baby Truthing

Dean realizing his mom had sex with his girlfriend before he did...

[explainslowly]

Unfathomable choice to make Mary also a carfucker, I'm obsessed

[spntoxicfemslashevent]

Does marypala count as femslash. Because. 👀. Mary taking her from the Bunker post-resurrection, the first time she feels truly free and alone since she gave birth to Dean. Patting her dashboard and steering wheel as she roars down the highway, "You missed me, didn't you, my good girl?" Kissing her doorframe before she gets out, not caring if people see her. Leaning against her at a truck stop in a tank top and no bra, lifting her coffee cup to any woman that give them a second look - it doesn't matter if they're admiring her or the car, both of them look good as hell and Mary knows it.

YES!!!!!!!! finally. Carfucking For Women

[kirathehyrulian]

I have so many spncarfucking comic ideas, it's a blessing and a curse. It's so hilariously easy for one (me) to take spn's original dialogue and scenes and twist it to spncarfucking in one's (my) head, but the real hardship is then one (me) would have to make them. A spncarfucker creator's eternal struggle. One day tho, they will be made.

Early Season Examples: 1x19- Dean trying to convince Sam to fuck a car so he wouldn't be so grumpy and repressed all the time.

1x20- Instead of John criticizing Dean over the non-existent rust on the wheels, it's for not cleaning out her tail pipe properly after use.

1x20- Instead of Sam and John fighting not over walking away from hunting, it's about John not treating the impala right and abandoning her for a younger taller truck.

2x01- John giving Sam a grocery list of things to get so John can carfuck the impala one last time before making the demon deal. Azazel calls him out on it.

4x01- Sam calmly tells Dean that he wasn't douching up the impala with the ipod jack but trying to keep her happy with toys since Dean was gone and couldn't satisfy her.

4x03- Dean discovers Mary and her parents also fucked cars and Mary talked John into trying it for the first time with a VW van, but Dean talks him into the Impala.

4x09- Sam telling Dean about the car roleplay him and Ruby did

4x14- Sam and Dean fighting over the siren, carfucking, and letting Ruby ride shotgun in the impala while Dean was dead.

4x17- Sam's confession towards the end of the ep about his dreams, but the dreams are more about watching his brother carfuck Baby more than the hunting monsters.

4x17- Zach undo's his whammy on Dean. Dean gets pissed that Zach indirectly caused him to cheat on Baby with a Prius.

5x04- Dean pissed at future!Dean for leaving Baby in ruins and not knowing who they are anymore.

5x08- Impala!Sam.

I've got so much more, but like this is long enough. But, one day I'll get to all of them. One day.

[stemroses]

Please and thank you.

we cannot forget our milfs on this carfucker milf monday <3

[oldmanpusspuss]

So you made that car fucker week to exclude Sam too? Dean, Mary and John were car fuckers but Sam only got to be a a car once in canon 😔.

Kripke is also a SPN character. Does he count as a carfkr too? What about Fred from Scooby-Doo?

the answers to all of these is yes

but also i'm sorry but i only had space for CANON carfuckers. sam may have been a car but he did not FUCK a car. dean is the ONLY CHARACTER to be a carfucker, based on the show, deleted scenes and actors[carfucker jensen] comments.

[oldmanpusspuss]

They better make Mary a canon carfucker in the prequel too

we cannot forget our milfs on this carfucker milf monday <3