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valtsv · 6 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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foldingfittedsheets · 2 months ago

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

#ramblies #cards against humanity #CAH #I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great #every Black Friday I love joining their antics #elongated muskrat

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whydidisavethistomyphone · 7 months ago

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#columbia university #urbana champagne #police #protest #uno reverse card #no u

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rrrick · 8 months ago

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#need a new card

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reactionimagesdaily · 2 months ago

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#they gotta stop using it as a get-out-of-jail-free card that's not how it works #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: called out

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menlove · 1 year ago

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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

#I started to cry I picked it up right before this black card was played too

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pokemon-cards-hourly · 3 months ago

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#pokemon #pokemon cards #tcg #shin-ichi yoshida #flaaffy #aquapolis #e-card

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mioakem · 1 month ago

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the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful

#MY COVEN 😭😭😭#agatha’s makes me feel things that i can’t describe #didn’t include billy’s cause his wasn’t a direct parallel to his card like the others were #agatha all along #lilia calderu #patti lupone #alice wu gulliver #ali ahn #jennifer kale #sasheer zamata #agatha harkness #kathryn hahn #rio vidal #aubrey plaza #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #agatha all along spoilers #aaa spoilers

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heedra · 1 year ago

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

#im not much of an online shopper myself but i do find that the feeling i get from browsing the library catalogue to place holds #is the same i get from figuring out how to spend a gift card

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crushcardvirus · 6 months ago

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have you guys seen this

#the card game channel

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systemic-stupidity · 5 months ago

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*deep breath in*

*deep breath out*

Let AAC users say fuck!

Let them swear, let them say fuck and asshole and anything else they want.

Let them program their devices to say ‘fuck off’ instead of just ‘leave me alone, please’. Let them have language that’s adult or even offensive! Give them the ability to communicate the same as anyone else- let them have the option to be abrasive and even rude for when people are being assholes, let them swear casually so they can joke with their peers and say shit like ‘can you pass the damn ketchup’!!!!!!!!

Let disabled people say fuck!

#AAC #disabled #disability #AAC user #we as a system are semi verbal #we experience frequent episodes of speech loss #though are often able to use ASL or writing to get our points across #if we’re in full shut down #then it’s more helpful to have things like communication cards #and all the communication cards we see are so sanitized

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egberts · 6 months ago

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