#carck ship?

[per-the-jellicle-magician]

Babe, wake up, new crack ship has dropped XD

[chessb0r3d]

If people start excessively shipping carck ships again with no questions, the world would heal.

[ourbooksuniverse]

What I Like Down Low - Locke & Cardan

Has anyone done this horrible combination for a ship yet? And what is their ship name? Lodan? Carck? Cocke? Lardan?

Anyway this fic is inspired by the song Babycakes by 3 Of A Kind. A song 10 year old me did not realized was about giving oral and not about cupcakes.

*Locke sitting on his knees in front of Cardan. The fox his hand moving in a rhythmic way*

“That’s it Locke just like that” Cardan moaned.

*Happy humming sound comes from Locke*

“Mmm that’s the spot! Keep doing that” Cardan said as the knuckles of hand turned white from gripping his throne too hard.

“Jude tried to do it once, but she just sucked at it” Cardan said “It wasn’t any good, I had to finish it myself.”

*a snicker comes from Locke’s full lips*

“You do know best how I like it down there” Cardan said praising Lockes work. 

*a wet sound*

“Holly shit that right there is why I let you keep your head” Cardan moaned.

*A few more moan filled minutes pass*

“All done” Locke smiled

“Thank you” Cardan said, smiling at his old friend. 

“Same time next week?” Locke asked.

“Yes” Cardan agreed and with a wave of his hand dismissed Locke, he had no use for him anymore for now.

Looking down Cardan admired Locke’s handy work, the cleaver fox had always know best how he liked his pedicure. 

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