Dirty Jokes
Ghost haven’t shown any interest towards Fox not until they both are assigned on a mission together the first time. Dirty jokes is the way to a heart yeah?
Warnings: Swearing and Violence, (dirty talking)
It's been four months since I was hired onto the task force. Soap and I in particular have become better friends than the rest. Gaz would make great conversation and so would Price but Soap and I are just similar. The last mission we went on however Ghost made a bad joke in a bad situation, to me made it funnier.
Ghost wasn’t the all talk type guy, when I first walked into the room he wouldn’t say anything. Still doesn’t. He gives his orders and I follow them and that was that. Ghost makes sure that I am nowhere near him. “He doesn’t like new recruits.” Soap said when I asked Ghost to join us in some cards and he declined almost immediately.
I could tell he would be staring across the room at times. I knew he would be watching when I would laugh with Soap. It was just a thing he did, stare. It would give butterflies eventually, but at the time it was irritating. If he could stare he could talk to me yeah? No, it didn't happen for a while.
Until tonight on a co-op mission, our first mission alone together. When Price said it out loud that Ghost and I would go on the mission together to just gather information for Laswell. My heart jumped and sputtered all at the same time, excitement. Ghost shifted, I could feel his presence not wanting to go.
We were 45 clicks away from the main objective, waiting for the green light to start going towards it. It was quiet most of the car ride, I would watch his hands and think the most nasty ways he would use them on me. It never crossed my mind before until now. Being close in the car with him smelling like gunpowder and pine. Once we stopped he turned to me. “Alright you will go in and out,” He said looking into my eyes. “I will be in the next building watching, just in case anything goes south yeah?”
“Sure,” I smirked. “In and out eh? You usually just hit it and quit type?” Oh fuck. My eyes widened from the sudden intrusive thought.
He froze for a moment before rolling his eyes. “Let’s just get going Lieutenant.”
At first I thought I had fucked up. We both had the same rank however he is the most respected. He scared others. Me? Nah he was something I was most curious about. Serious maybe, but scary never. We were a couple of blocks away from the target house, we parked, and he nodded to me. He brought the case with him (his sniper) and I just grabbed my side arm.
I was passing shops and people that crowded the streets. There were guards that stood at the front of the house. “Fox,” Ghost said in the comms. “You see the two men?”
“Yeah I have eyes on them.” I said stopping and pretending to admire some of the things laid on the table.
“I see an alternative way, you will have to climb and jump. Would you be able to do that?” He asked waiting for my response.
I chuckled. “Of course.”
He explained that the building next to the three story home had a fire escape. Just have to climb and jump onto one of the small balconies. It was an easy task, I walked around to the other side of the building and found the fire escape. “I am climbing up now.”
“Ya know,” He started before huffing a bit. “I like to take my time instead of making it quick.”
My heart froze before smirking. “Oh yeah? How so?”
It took him a minute before he continued. “Well for starters you have to have all the ingredients.”
Ingredients? I glared up at the sky from the ladder. Are we talking about the same thing? “Okay, these ingredients…what are they?”
“For example, noodles if you are making spaghetti, you need to boil water, get something marinate it with…” He paused so I made my move again.
“Oh so you mean you have to prepare the hard noodles to make them soft and tasty?” I smiled walking across the roof looking for the route.
He huffed, trying to hold back the laugh. “Exactly.”
I chuckled back and started to sprint over. I leaped and grabbed onto the stone barrier, lifting myself over. “Nice leap Fox.” Ghost commented.
“It’s one of my many tricks.” I whispered looking in the open door.
“Oh yeah, like what?” Ghost answered back.
“Well I can do 100 pull ups.” I teased sneaking into the room, it had a queen size bed with velvet bedding. Bathroom on the right and so was the exit.
“100 pull ups,” Ghost said before clearing his throat. “Not bad.”
“You can do better?”
Ghost just hummed. “There is a computer on the right of you. Be advised though, there are men just below that room.”
“Rog.” I started towards that room and cautiously turned the knob before sliding in. There was a desk with paper all over it. A map on the wall with coordinates circled. I took a picture of it, standing up all the way. “There is a map that has coordinates on it, I took a picture of it.” I felt a small breeze looking over at the window open.
“What’s the map of, can you tell?” Ghost asked.
I walked over to it, seeing some Iran points. “Iran.”
“Interesting.” He mumbled.
I walked over to the computer and pulled out a USB, placing it into a slot of the laptop. “USB is in,” I started to click on the keyboard having it open to a password locked screen. “Password.”
“Copy, stand by,” Ghost said it took a couple of minutes before the screen changed to the main screen. “Anything?”
“Yes sir.” I started to click on everything and anything. It was quiet, hearing laughter downstairs before some movement. I stopped before continuing.
“I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?” Ghost voice scared me for a moment before smirking at the question.
“What?”
“Your nose.”
I hummed and shook my head. “Where are these jokes coming from sir?”
“You started it, Lieutenant,” He said, sounding like it was obvious. “I could stop if ya want me to.”
“No,” I said, finding what I needed. “Loving the attention is all, big guy.”
Ghost hummed. “Find anything?”
“Oh I found out more than we need.” I said smirking as the download bar processed. I wasn’t just talking about the information either. Finding out that Ghost had some sort of interest was a good find as well.
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