#captainpunish

[smells-kitchen-blog]

woops.

[reddit-lpt]

LPT: If you take showers when you're tired or hung over, buy a cheap shower chair. Sitting under the cascading water as it slowly reinvigorates you is amazing and relatively inexpensive.

LPT: If you take showers when you're tired or hung over, buy a cheap shower chair. Sitting under the cascading water as it slowly reinvigorates you is amazing and relatively inexpensive. No text found by CaptainPunisher via reddit

[albatrossthesoup]

Changed my URL!

I am now albatrossthesoup instead of captainpunish.

I decided not to change my internet handle from Albatross Soup, but I thought I should at least maintain some consistency between websites, so that's why this blog's url changed.

I also updated the appearance of both this blog and my music blog to more basic layouts. I wanted the information about me and links to my stuff to be presented as clearly as possible on both blogs. No BS. So now no one should have any trouble finding anything out they need to know! Yay, I'm clean!

[worthikids]

Tumblr Crushes:

tonytonychopperr

beerinabox

kingcheddarxvii

captainpunish

pcdraws

digitallyimpaired

countandi

mostlyhazel

mizardz

[mossspores]

I really have no excuse

[airdeari]

captainpunish replied to your post: so I promised my friends I'd write a really bad fanfic about them

why is there no Alex Rosetti cameo

oh gosh I know exactly how to fix this I'm going to go edit it RIGHT NOW

[bachvevo]

Buy Nak Sell Doof more like YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD ALEXANDER ROSETTI TAKE ME NOW

[reddit-lpt]

[LPT] Write "[LPT]" on your LPT'S because the automod at r/LifeProTips doesn't understand that anything posted here is an LPT.

[LPT] Write "[LPT]" on your LPT'S because the automod at r/LifeProTips doesn't understand that anything posted here is an LPT. No text found by CaptainPunisher via reddit

[secret-third-place]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahHHHH THE NEW ALBUM

except don't ACTUALLY shut up because wow

[shadolith]

Little-known fact: way over a year ago, Alex Rosetti approached me with a proposition. I would record naks for him, and in return he would record naks for my own little crocodile-related project.

My naks can be heard in the song "Buy NAK Sell DOOF" from his new solo album.

His naks can be heard at 1:22 in the song in the above video, which is also downloadable from bandcamp.

[worthikids]

Also that thing flying in the background is supposed to be NOT A SEAGULL BUT.... AN... ALBATROSS

[mossspores]

THEN WHY THE HECK NOT????????

[mundetiam]

Well, there goes 4 of the 5 dollars I had in my bank account

And yet, after the entirety of the last 3 days, it will be supremely worth it.

[airdeari]

captainpunish replied to your post: guys pls vote obama or i’ll never hear the end of...

now I’m wondering if this is who I think it is or not

it definitely is

[bachvevo]

I'd pay $52 to see a professional concert of Genesis Frog performed live.

[sabakunohime]

captainpunish replied to your post: the problem with joking about rape isn’t that...

I remember when I was 10 I had the same attitude towards rape jokes as pewdiepie and his fans and thought I was a hot little shit until I grew up and stopped being an asshole. I can only imagine them as being mentally 10 years old as a result.

with a sense of humor and arrogance like that i would be surprised if his mental age passed 5

arnold-gutierrez replied to your post: the problem with joking about rape isn’t that...

Rape isnt funny, not because of some moral unacceptability, but because it’s not very comedic to begin with. It’s like screaming holocaust over and over, it’s just kinda lame and edgy.

no it's not funny at all which is a whole other predicament because people who think it's funny have literally no real moral compass or compassion for others

but it's nothing, funny, at all, like dead baby jokes and like you said holocaust jokes

it's to be edgy and all young dumb people can think about is "suffering is funny" and some of them never grow up from that there are adults who are fans of pewdiepie and are probably pissed off that he was called out on it

in a social standpoint it takes a lot of work to make people in that mindset across the world decide that joking about suffering isn't funny so it's down to realizing the difference between childish ranting and getting their thick heads straight and remembering real people exist with problems and experiences that affected them on such personal and mental levels