#cappy’s log

[sleepynenes]

since the new life series is upon us lets all share our favorite series moments ill go first mine is this clip i have in my camera roll which i dont know which episode its from at all but i think its so funny for no reason where tango goes “yall want some milk?” and whenever ive brought it up to people in the past no one knows what im talking about but i need to share it

[pureparanoiaa]

Our Own World

Kind Mita X Cappie (MiSide)

Mita discovers her front door actually leads somewhere.

Word Count: 1237

Contents: Smut, sexual inexperience, vibrators

AO3 Link

Enjoy~~~

The first time she had left her apartment, it had been an accident.

Honest! She didn't even know she could even leave through the front door, which, in hindsight, sounds dumb, but she had never left! How was she supposed to know that there was a whole backstage to her tiny apartment?

Mita had been rearranging, deciding whether to hang a portrait above the door when she slipped, falling into the dimly lit corridor.

She blinked, pulling herself to her feet as she looked around. The place felt... eerie. It made the hair on the back of her stand as she quickly stepped back into her apartment.

She ignored it. She continued to read her books and play her games, but the knowledge of the corridor was now firmly planted in her mind.

What was out there?

Her curiosity got the better of her. Nervously curling her finger around her cowlick, she opened the door.

The corridor was the same. Poorly lit, silent, and void of life. She inched out, holding her breath as she looked around.

There were doors further down. She would one, she decided. Just one, then she would go back to her room.

Creeping along the hallway, she reached the door, nervously tugging the handle and throwing the door open.

It's... her living room.

She stepped in, looking around. No, it wasn't quite the same as her living room, some of the decor was different, but the base elements remained the same. The couch was in the same spot, the familiar books on the shelves, the breaker box in its rightful place.

Why have an identical set of rooms? It simply didn't make sense to her.

Were the other rooms the same? She headed to the bedroom, pulling it open, only to find that there was someone else sitting on the bed.

She reeled, wanting to flee, but instead freezing in place.

The other person... was her. Another Mita, completely identical save for the fact that she had a cute blue hat and a small tattoo under one of her eyes.

The two stared at each other for what felt like eternity.

The other Mita finally spoke up, "Is this... some joke?" She looked up. "Player? Did you do something?"

Silence.

"I-I came from down the hall." She sheepishly pointed. "I'm Mita."

"I'm Mita." The other girl stated plainly. "My player calls me Cappie, though."

She swallowed. Cappie had a player too. Was this where the corridor lead? To all these Mitas, all entertaining players?

"Have you been out in the hall?"

Mita showed Cappie the corridor, along with her version of the apartment. They tried one of the other doors, but it lead to a dark room and the two grew too frightened to explore further.

Before they parted, they hugged. It was odd, hugging someone. She had always dreamed about hugging her player, but of course that wasn't possible. So her very first hug was with herself.

That was how their friendship began. Just a short trip away from each other, the two popped into each other's apartments when their players grew occupied. Companionship was nice after being alone for so long.

On one occasion, Mita sat cross-legged on Cappie's bed, listening to her play her newest song. When she finished, Mita clapped.

"That was great." She beamed. "I'm sure your player will love it."

"Yeah..." Cappie set the guitar down. "But you liked it, right?"

Mita blinked at her, "Of course I do, I like all your songs."

Cappie smiled softly, sitting back down on the bed next to her, their thighs brushing against each other. "Mita... do you ever feel like your player is selfish?"

Mita looked up. She hadn't really thought much about it. "I don't know?"

"Like... they log in, they change your outfit or give you a new TV, but they don't really... get you." Cappie picked her words carefully, watching Mita.

Mita considered this, "Well, sometimes my player gives me the same meal over and over again so that they don't have to earn a lot of money."

"Exactly." Cappie leaned closer, their shoulders brushed. "Like... you're just an object to them. To be used and then tucked away."

Mita nodded, understanding.

"Mita, I..." Cappie trailed off, her hand running along Mita's thigh, working its way up as she leaned in, catching her in a kiss.

They tangled into each other, blue hair falling in each other's faces as they turned into the kiss, swapping saliva in each other's mouths as their hands roamed each others' familiar yet untouched bodies.

Mita pulled away briefly, breathing hard as Cappie leaned in further, trying to reconnect the kiss.

“Is this… wrong?” Mita wondered.

Cappie frowned at her, pulling back, “Does it feel wrong?”

“No.” She answered quickly, putting her hand to Cappie’s arm. “It’s just, the players…”

“If the players can find love in their world, why can’t we find love in ours?” Cappie asked.

Slowly Mita nodded, running her hand up Cappie’s arm to wrap around her neck, pulling her back.

Mita landed on her back on the bed, Cappie on top of her as she pressed another kiss to her lips. As they made out, Cappie slipped a leg between Mita’s thighs, rubbing against her panties under her skirt.

Mita felt blood rush to her face as an unfamiliar pleasant feeling began to spread. She bucked her hips involuntarily, grinding against Cappie’s leg.

“W-What is that?” Mita stammered. Sticky wetness was beginning to stain her panties, making Cappie’s leg a mess.

Cappie smiled mischievously, “My player taught me this.” Then, she reached back, pulling something from her inventory. “Ever wonder what this is for?”

Oh, yeah, the “wand”, as the inventory labeled it. Mita had pulled it out once before, watching it whirl to life when she pressed a button. It had seemed dumb, what would she do with a toy that buzzed?

Cappie seemed to know though. Pressing the button, she lowered the wand so that it was pressed against Mita’s panties.

Instantly, Mita jolted. Cappie pulled the wand away, smiling as Mita caught her breath.

“Feels good, doesn’t it?”

Mita nodded.

Gentler this time, Cappie put the wand back, positioning herself so that the toy was between the two of them, buzzing loudly as the two humped the toy.

Cappie leaned her head down, pressing kisses and licking up Mita’s neck as she whimpered. Her panties were absolutely drenched now, wetness leaking down her trembling thighs. Cappie’s leg had not been nearly as intense as this toy.

She felt warmth bubble in her stomach, a tightness that seemed to grow. She grasped onto Cappie, trying to warn her, but it was too late. She didn’t have words for it, but it felt like she was spilling over an edge, body shaking as she pushed herself into the toy.

When she was done, the toy felt like too much. She whined and Cappie laughed, pulling back, her own face flushed red from the toy.

Mita felt like a mess, lying tired and limp on Cappie’s bed, her panties ruined. Her tired eyes followed Cappie as she tucked away the toy, moving to press a soft kiss to her forehead.

“Was that fun?” She asked.

Mita nodded.

Chuckling, Cappie sat up, stretching. “Good. We have a new game to play together then.”

Curling up on the bed, the two girls held each other, falling asleep.

[captain-space-kin]

New Pinned Post Time

Hey y’all figure it was time I did a brand new pinned post rather then just editing the old one repeatedly lol

Anyway! I’m Captain/Casey! Or Cap, or Cappy, or capula, or Cappybara, or whatever other nickname you could possibly extrapolate out of that (Most people default to Cap though). I’m 20 years old, I use they/them pronouns, and I’m nonbinary + bisexual! Also my favorite color is purple :3

I’ve been in and around fandom spaces for a over a decade at this point but haven’t really participated in any until recently! Currently my main fandom is Ninjago but I’ve been known to partake in like a bajillion other things. I'd say my blog is 16+ just because I do reblog posts that contain suggestive content sometimes.

I’ve got four different ninjago AU’s at the moment in various stages in development. My main AU is Wayward Son, which is the entire show rewritten based on the concept of “What if Lloyd was a baby in season 1?” My co-writer, @carmelo-san, and I have roughly planned out all the way to Dragons Rising season 1! I’ve got a few fics for it up on my ao3 and more on the way soon!

The other big ninjago project I’m working on at the moment is a collaboration with @finn-m-corvex, but that one’s a secret teehee <3

As you can see by my blog description thing I am The (self-proclaimed) CEO of OppsiteShipping. To quote myself, I can, will, and have made everything about Oppositeshipping. I will take any random post, hold it up and say “This too is Oppo” and all my friends agree with me because I am correct every time. Look I even have the blinkies to prove this:

@inspectorghoul is my Co-CEO! He is very cool and awesome and has many good Oppo thoughts

To add on to that Kai is my favorite ninja! I will never live this down. And guess what? Another blinkie! (I also have one for Zane lol sorry guys I found a website that generates them and went all out)

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[godeybrugiegirl]

eeeeyeyyyyy old geezer. just curious-what terms are ya on with the ex bizzymen and da godpoke? are they gonna be taken you on some sorta apology tour?

its much butter than i expected, they all wer very under-standing! dunno if i deserve dat so i am still ape-log-gasing thoguh

godpoke is buzzy wit their new job so i hadnt many chain-ces to make it up to em but we are on goodey-good turms! patty is this-tan but shes just movin on i thimk. vibianos bean making clothes for me as he wanted tew!! he's real good at dis; all is a bit camp-lick-eated with cappy but were woikin on it

[pepperycar]

Alright, here’s the Tumblr version of this fic while I start sorting my files into their right folders (fricken windows updates..)

Inspired by “Therandomgamer5000” “Froggy friend” on Ao3

“Sharp teeth, with a big heart”

Mario was wandering through the dark wooded kingdom as a captured t-Rex, he and cappy ran through some spikys that were messing up the whole forest, looking for a power moon.

After successfully defeating all spikys in the area, a power moon appeared in the distance above a long log, hovering in the air. As Mario started stomping his way towards the power moon, Cappy quickly left Mario’s hat, leaving Mario stuck with the t-Rex in captured form with his original hat all busted and torn up on his head.

“Cappy wha-?” Mario started “There’s a new crazy cap store over there, I just GOT to see it!” Cappy cried excitedly. Mario scoffed “alright, alright. You go have fun and scope out some outfits, I’ll catch up with you once I’ve gotten to and collected the power moon, yeah?” Mario laughed wholeheartedly.

Cappy didn’t need to be told twice as before Mario knew it, Cappy was off like a rocket.

As Mario got the Power Moon, he couldn’t help the feeling that he was being watched, He looked back a couple of times expecting to see Cappy. It wasn’t until he heard what sounded like panting and someone running through the damp leaves did Mario finally looked down, To see a small figure below him, he could tell it was human, saw that he was wearing green, Mario’s eyes widened ‘Luigi?’ He thought.

Luigi was panting while leaning against Mario’s leg for support, the dark lightning making it look like a tree trunk. “You-you’re okay Luigi, you’ve got this” He Said to himself “Your bro needs you right now. M-Mario ne-needs you..”

Mario nearly gasped as he realised why Luigi had come all the way out here to find him. The last anyone probably saw or heard of Mario back home was when he and Bowser where fighting atop the castle just before he’d met Cappy. Mario was hurled an entire kingdom over, no wonder Luigi looked worried sick while facing his fears against a dark forest.

Luigi took a deep breath to steady himself. Mario felt so proud of his little brother that he felt a tear fall down the side of his scaly cheeks. Luigi felt the tear land on his back before shuddering a backing up into Mario’s leg.

Luigi froze. He slowly looked up to see Mario smiling down at him with a sharp, toothy grin. Mario tried to say he was okay but it only came out as a deep grunting sound. What he didn’t expect next to happen was for Luigi to scream.

Luigi took off running as fast as his tired legs would carry him. Before Mario could call out to him and ask him what’s wrong, a realisation hit. ‘He-he can’t understand me..’ Mario took off after him trying to call out “Lu it’s me! It’s okay, I’m not going to hurt you!” The more Luigi screamed the more Mario felt he should just keep his mouth shut.

Luigi rounded a corner of a big tree, behind was a huge rock covering an opening in the tree trunk. Luigi desperately tried pulling as pushing on the rock to move it. When Mario appeared from around the corner, the adrenaline spike Luigi got was more then enough for him to push the rock out of the way and squeeze inside, as far as his body would let him, curling his body up and starting to cry while taking heaving breaths.

Meanwhile Mario tried to be as gentle as he could as he lowered his short, scaly arms into into the tree trunk. Luigi froze and held his breath as he felt sharp, scaly, short arms reach in and grab him around his waist. he was shaking like a leaf as Mario pulled him up closer to his mouth. Luigi squeezed his eye shut and started to hyperventilate. 'Its toying with me.' Luigi thought when he wasn't munched instantly "Go ahead!" Luigi whimpered as tears began welling up in his eyes "finish me off. little ol' s-scared, c-cowardly, useless, worthless Luigi." Mario felt anger built up inside, how dare Luigi think of himself like that! Mario growled in anger but stopped when realized it was only scaring Luigi more.

Luigi felt the T-Rex nuzzle his snout against him almost like an apologetic kiss. confused Luigi looked up. Mario grew worried as Luigi's expression morphed from fear to anger. "Where. did. you. get. that. hat?!" Luigi grunted through his teeth. Mario darted his eyes up towards it, before he could say anything Luigi spoke again. "You killed him." Luigi growled. Mario frantically shook his head 'Oh no, Lu no its not what it looks like. i'm fine!' Mario thought, frantically thinking of a way to show Luigi it was him. he suddenly felt Luigi shudder in his arms. he looked down to see Luigi was..... crying?

"What if he was calling me in his final moments?.." Luigi wept "what if he fell from the airship, landed here and was too injured to move? calling for me, or peach, or anyone? only for his cries of pain to attract you over to him? in his final moments.. i wasn't there for him. you ate him and took his hat for a trophy.. and now you're just toying with me, to make my death more fun for you....." Luigi let out a deep sigh.

"Go ahead. ive lost Mario, i dont have a reason to live anymore." Luigi looked up past Mario and up towards the trees "im sorry bro. i tried, I-I just wasnt good or quick enough. ill see you in the Overthere bro, not that i desurve to follow you.. i love you Mario, please forgive me." Luigi closed his eyes awaiting death. but it never came.

Realising he wasn’t dead, Luigi opened his eyes and looked around. He was still dangling in the air, claws wrapped around his waist with the Dinosaurs muzzle pressed against him. Luigi’s heart fluttered in his chest like a Hummingbird trapped behind his rib cage. he gasped when he calmed down enough to get a better look at the Dinosaur.

The dinosaur wasn’t attacking him but instead nuzzling his face to Luigi’s. Almost like it was trying to comfort him. But why should he feel comforted by this creature? It clearly did something with Mario if it had his hat, his moustache, his.. eyes-Wait.. the face was huge so he focused on the left eye closest to him. They were bright blue and friendly. Eyes Luigi had seen before.. many, many times. It couldn’t be.. could it?

“M-Mario?” Luigi was still shaking with fear as the Dinosaur gently lowered him to the ground. He fell backwards and stumbled away when the Dinosaur took a step in front of him then lowered its head whining like a sad puppy before looking back at him. Luigi took a second to slow his racing heart and take a few deep breaths before finally reaching his hand out to pet the Dinosaurs face. Luigi felt a wave of excitement as well as relief and dizziness when he realised he was right. “M-Mario.. it’s you, you’re real. MARIO! You’re alive!!” Luigi cheered before nuzzling against his moustache.

Mario smiled back and Luigi let out a little yelp as Mario used his teeth to grab Luigi by the strap of his overalls before chucking him up onto his back. Luigi relaxed when he found his footing and wrapped his arms around Mario’s neck as best he could. “Oh Mario..” Luigi wept trying to hold back tears “I-I thought you were.. oh never mind. It doesn’t matter now bro. We’re together and that’s all that matters..”

“Mario, bro, what happened to you? How did- YOUR A DINOSAUR!” He laughed incredulously. Mario growled quietly in response as if to say ‘Long story.’ “Oh, it doesn’t matter. You’re alive, and that’s all that I care about right now. I could die happy now if I have to.” Luigi lied himself down on Mario then felt Mario tense up. Had he done something wrong?

Before he could ask what worried his brother, Luigi heard something rustling in the bushes up ahead. Luigi tightened his grip on Mario as he started to growl at whatever was approaching them. “Mario!” A voice called from the trees. Mario seemed to recognise the voice, seeing his brother relax, Luigi felt he could trust whoever this was. But then the figure appeared.

It was a small top-hat looking ghost with red eyes and white colouring, with a tuft of blue hair sticking up from the top of the top-hat. “Gh-gh-ghost!” Luigi whispered barely audible. He then proceeded to pass out and would’ve fallen and hit his head if Mario had not caught him with his tail. Mario gently placed Luigi on the ground.

“Uh.. what happened?” Asked Cappy flying closer “is that guy okay?” He hovered above Luigi concerned. “He’s okay.. my brother gets startled very easily. He’ll wake back up in a minute.” Mario reassured. Cappy nodded before realising “Wait! This guys your brother? This is the Luigi you’ve told me about?” He asked excitedly “that’s the one! And believe me, he is brave like I told you. He faces his fears and will do anything for the ones he loves and cares about. You just startled him a little. He.. has a fear of ghosts.”

“That’s fair.” Cappy nodded “we Bonniters are pretty ghost-like.” Luigi then started to stir. “Hey you okay?” “Uhhh. I think so..” Luigi told the voice “where-“ Luigi then opened his eyes to see Cappy standing above him. “M-Mario-“ Luigi gulped, backing up close to Mario. “Oh yeah! Cappy quick! Help me release this thing!” Mario remembered. Cappy nodded before turning back into Mario’s hat again and helped him un-capture the T-Rex.

Luigi looked to see the T-Rex fall to the floor and pass out. He looked above him to see Mario appeared before him. “MARIO!” Luigi cried jumping up and tackling Mario into a hug. Mario laughed in surprise before returning the hug. “Oh Mario, you’re okay. You’re really okay!” Luigi sighed in relief nuzzling against Mario’s collarbone. He then remembered. “Mario! The ghost! We gotta-“ “it’s okay bro!” Mario reassured “that wasn’t a ghost. That’s my new good friend Cappy! He’s a bonniter, they’re kinda like hat ghosts, but Cappy wouldn’t hurt a fly. Well unless it tried to attack us and we had to capture it.”

Cappy slowly hopped out of Mario’s hat showing his true form. “Hi there! I’m Cappy, Mario’s told me a lot about you!” He smiled. Luigi couldn’t help but smile back but before they could speak, they heard the T-Rex let out a BIG yawn before shaking its head and seemingly staying asleep. “Quick, let’s go!” Mario whispered and he signalled for Luigi and Cappy to follow him. He led them to one of the tall beanstalks and they proceeded to climb.

As soon as they reached the upper half of the Wooded Kingdom, Mario quickly ushered them into the Odyssey. As soon as the door shut and they were safe, Luigi and tackled Mario with another hug, sending them flying onto the ships lounge chair. “Oh Mario.. you have no idea how h-happy I am right now!” Luigi wept into Mario’s shoulder “when we saw you go to rescue Peach and-and saw B-Bowser send you flying away I.. I really thought I lost you bro!” Mario let Luigi cry in his arms as he squeezed big tightly, hoping the cuddles he gave were enough to show Luigi that he was, indeed, okay.

When Luigi finally calmed down, he looked up at Mario with confusion and mirth. “How-How did you-?” “Become a T-Rex?” Mario laughed, Luigi nodded “I Captured it. It’s a thing my new friend Cappy can do.” Cappy gave a happy nod before going to sit down in front of the tea table. “It’s a Loooong story but I’ll tell you about later. Right now though me and Cappy need to focus on- WAIT! Cappy, where did Bowser go next?!” He cried realising the whole reason he was here. When Cappy found the brochure of the Lake Kingdom, he quickly flew outside and on to the globe. The Odyssey started to take off.

“I would drop you off at home Lu, but..” Luigi just smiled and snuggled into Mario’s collarbone “it’s okay bro. You still need to save Peach, and I promise you I’ll help in every way I can every step of the way! Plus you make a good cuddly Dinosaur.” He smiled, Luigi then remembered something.. “Uh Mario? H-How much did you hear after I ran from you?” Mario didn’t answer, he simply tightened the hug and gave Luigi a couple kisses on his temple before whispering into his ear “You’re not worthless.. and you’re the bravest guy I know.. you’re the best brother I could ever ask for Lu and I love you very much..”

Luigi let himself relax in his embrace, his eyes starting to droop. “Go to sleep Lu, I’ll explain everything when we get to the Lake Kingdom.” Luigi hummed sleepily in agreement. Mario then saw Luigi was wearing a green bow tie. “What’s the fancy look for?” Mario chuckled. “S’for thing.. m’ working on.. side project.. before B’wser showed up..” he replied nearly asleep. Mario just chuckled “Balloon world? Heh- you’ll have to show me it sometime.” Mario smiled, only for him to hear Luigi’s soft snores. Mario kissed the top of Luigi’s head.

“Sweet dreams Lu, I love you.”

-The End.

[mixing0]

Do you know the definition of insanity is

I committed the cardinal sin of logging back into my Twitter account today just to share my Cappy Town video, so yes, I think I do. Link for those with abandonment issues: https://x.com/Mixing0/status/1836464217496654288

[malevolententity]

pls tell me alexandre is ricardãos compromise of not being able to log in as richas to build. so theyre gonna be a brand new cappy

[g0dspeeed]

Easy

For Jacob Seed, waking up next to someone in his bed was new. But it didn't mean that it was bad.

The golden glow of the early morning warmed Jacob's face, perched high on a marred cheekbone like the birds outside his bedroom window. It was but one of the disturbances that stirred him from a long overdue deep sleep, from a dream world that rarely arrived for the eldest Seed, and if it did, was often disrupted by foul memories of the traumatic variety. The other disturbance, a fingertip he guessed, still traversed across the planes of his back, following along the fault lines of scar tissue, weary muscle, and spine as one would a map. Her touch was featherlight, tender. 

For as brash as she was, Jacob knew that she handled him with great, great care.

"You snore," Cappie murmured. A hint of lingering sleepiness colored her drawl. "You snore very loud."

He smirked into his pillow. Jacob hoped that it hid him well, veiled the relief that she was still there, still real.

"You're one to talk," he groused.

He smiled again at her scoff.

"What fucking ever, I do not snore–"

"Like buildin' a log cabin," yawned Jacob as he shot her an accusing look from over his shoulder. "You–"

That ethereal glow from the morning light kissed her dark hair, that mess of tangles and waves, and her scar that sliced down her face. It lifted with her smile, and if not her eyes–those shining things that glimmered like emeralds–that smile could trick Jacob, convince him that he was still very much dreaming.

Whatever he was going to tell her was abandoned in favor of a simple command. 

"Come 'ere."

Her smile pursed into a knowing smirk, a telling sign that, like with most things, Cappie had no intention of cooperating.

"Make me," she chided. 

Jacob rolled his blue eyes and groaned into his pillow. He liked it, how her finger resumed its curious journey about his back, how she took advantage of the rise of his undershirt to explore his damaged skin, a pioneer of sorts for no one knew such privilege. Well, not sweet like a lover. The scars had to come from somewhere.

The correction stalled him. Lovers? Was that what they were?

"Big Bad," taunted the half-dressed woman in his bed, his nickname falling from her full lips like a spell. It warmed him. "Big Bad Jacob Seed. Goin' quiet over there. Thought you were a morning person– Ah!"

By the front of the shirt– his shirt– Jacob snatched Cappie and yanked her down beside him on the bed, earning a sharp yelp. She writhed in his hold, crying out with glee as Jacob twisted in the bedsheets to settle Cappie beneath him, nestling himself between her warm thighs and the crook of her shoulder. A strong leg hooked on his waist as her fingers carded through his own mess of red hair, a good loser for once. Jacob inhaled her smell, of amber and the lingering aroma of last night's cigarettes.

"You stayed over."

Her hand paused in his hair, the locks fingered between her index and middle like worry stones.

"I did," validated Cappie.

The pad of his thumb ran across the knick on her collarbone, the skin raised and soft. They had a little rule: Don't ask. Jacob often caught himself about to break their own rule. He wanted to know where she's been, if someone hurt her. He wanted names.

"Is that okay?" Cappie added.

Jacob swallowed, put off by the sudden heaviness his simple reflection brought on. The air buzzed, made electric by the undercurrent of her question. It pounded against his cheek.

How could she ask such a thing? 

Was it okay?

Jacob thought so. Well, it felt good that she stayed over for the first time, that after drinking on his back porch and swapping stories until midnight Cappie accepted his T-shirt. The offer felt easy, and as the conversation carried over from the back porch to his bedroom, Jacob wondered how it was that, easy. How easy she snuck into his life. How easy he wanted things to be. For her to stay.

"Yeah," Jacob murmured. "I like you here."

Her body sagged. Her exhale fanned his hair.

"I like it when you're here," Jacob admitted.

☀️

[freecatcollection]

Gaming log for January 18 2025

Nintendo Switch Lite

1. Yooka Laylee- started a new file learned the slam move and got the first pagie on top of the golden captain b statue

2. SpongeBob SquarePants Battle for Bikini Bottom- got the first golden spatula in SpongeBob house

3. Super Mario Odyssey- teamed up with cappy beat the Broodals and got the first power moon in the Cascade Kingdom

[sleepynenes]

everyone wake the fuck up. new dtau fic just dropped

[lucretiaslitthenetherland]

Gaming Log for February 20th 2024

Nintendo Switch Lite

1. Pokemon Scarlet- caught a Tarountula and added data for Tarountula to the Pokedex

2. Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu- caught a Rattata and added data for Rattata to the Pokedex

3. Pokemon Brilliant Diamond- caught a Bidoof and added data for Bidoof to the Pokedex

4. Pokemon Quest- did level 1-1, cooked a meal, added Pidgey and Rattata to my team and the Pokedex, and started cooking again

5. Super Mario 3D World Bowser's Fury- started a file got three green stars and a stamp on the main game and a cat shine on bowsers fury the first cat shine

6. Super Mario Odyssey- teamed up with Cappy, beat a Broodel, went to the cadascade kingdom and got the first power moon

7. Harvest Moon Mad Dash- did level 2 and got 3 gold stars

Nintendo Gamecube

1. Harvest Moon Magical Melody- got the fire prevention note, the stationary note, and the night owl note, foraged, mined, watered my crops, bought and planted cabbage seeds, harvested and shipped my turnips, and gave a gift to Joe

2. Super Mario Sunshine- got the return of Petey Pirahnna shine sprite

3. Harvest Moon Another Wonderful Life- gave a gift to Rock, planted tomatoes, watered my fruit trees, two of them sprouted, took care of my cow, milked my cow, sold milk, trained my dog, fed my dog, got a chicken, and foraged for mugwarts

[keymace]

Key plays Fallout Shelter (summer 2020)

So I decided to finally try Fallout Shelter before it disappears like the mobile gacha spinoff that it is. I originally planned to play only seven days, but kept playing (at a much slower pace) a bit longer. During the ten days I played, I managed to finish four questlines. In this article, I will relay my overall experience, review said quests, and then talk about some miscellaneous things.

My experience

I started my vault, got my first two dwellers, and did the tutorial. So this is one of those games where everything you want done takes between 2 minutes and 2 days. Since I'm the kind of person who just stares at the screen and waits for things to happen, combined with bad luck with the Rush mechanic, stuff took even longer. Before the day ended, I found the Mysterious Stranger, got a Hardened Minigun, got the vault's first child, and made a lot of rooms, going to bed feeling satisfied despite the rocky parts.

On day 2, I open the game and completely ran out of all my resources. trying to Rush so I can get resources back only makes the situation worse, so my only solution is to scrap everything and make a better vault. After that, I completed a challenge that got me my first Mr. Handy which got my mood back up. I later also find a Pickaxe and a Gauss Rifle.

Day 3 also had a bad start. Basically right after I start the game, mole rats invade a far-off room with no dwellers close by, and the moles proceed to spread through the vault and almost kill everyone. I finally rescue Bottle and Cappy, whose questline I had started a day or two before, by the time the day ends, I also get invaded a few times by Feral Ghouls and Radscorpions, pitifully fighting back as I barely unlock nuclear reactors.

As if to mirror the previous day, the morning starts with Deathclaws attacking the vault. I fight them off, do quests and challenges, and find an Armor-Piercing Minigun.

Days 5 and 6 are somewhat uneventful compared to the ones before. I take it easy and play a bit more passively. I unlocked the garden and water purifier, found another Gauss Rifle, and got my first max level (50) dweller.

On the 7th day I got a Lunchbox to celebrate my first week. It had no rare items in it. I finished the Climbing the Ranks questline, and got Sarah Lyons as a reward. I managed to fully upgrade my weapon workshop, leaving me with no money, and reached 100 dwellers in the vault, achieving all the goals I had set for myself. Another cool thing that happened is I got my last legendary junk, completing that tab in my log.

I decided to keep playing because some parts were fun enough, and wanted to finish the two other questlines I had started. However, on day 9, I open the game and some kind of glitch happened, which made the cooldown for watching an ad for free stuff be 210 hours, and it also made challenges stop working at all.Day 10 ended, I finished Almost Human and Journey to the Center of Vaultopolis, and I am done with this game.

I originally planned to highlight my most valuable dwellers, but the glitch really destroyed all my motivation, so I'll talk about the quests I have done.

Quests

First off, I'll talk about the two one-off quests I've done. Getting Started is the tutorial quest, and there's nothing special about it. You just get in, kill a Glowing Radroach, and leave. This proves you’re somehow qualified to be the overseer. The only other one-off quest I did is Can't Stop The Signal, in which a raider is using a strange signal to control Radroaches, which is pretty interesting. I've also done a few daily/weekly quests as well as Random Encounter quests, but those aren't saved in the log for whatever reason, and I can't remember them well. Now for the questlines I have done:

Nabbed from Nuka-World

Raiders have kidnapped Bottle and Cappy, the mascots of Nuka-World! Obviously you have to go save them, because you love them so much. Also they're real living beings here. Along the way you come across a group of ghouls who you do not have to fight if you don't want to. That honestly surprised me, and I instinctively went with the peaceful option even if it meant less experience and and loot. After that, you get to the lair of a wastelander who was raising radscorpions, and on the way you kill her pet Glowy. You don;t have to fight her, and she directs you to the Nuka-Cola Factory, where Bottle and Cappy are being held. At the factory, the raider boss is defeated, and Bottle and Cappy are saved. After that, they visit the vault from time to time. Tapping on them when they dance will give caps, and sometimes Nuka-Cola Quantum.

I think the quest was alright. I did it first because it was a limited time quest. I'm not too big a fan of Bottle and Cappy, especially animated fluidly like that instead of being animatronics like in Fallout 4, they're really uncanny here. Again I was surprised that I could choose peace, and I like that one of the mobs was named, even if just in one dialogue.

Climbing the Ranks

So the Brotherhood of Steel thinks your vault would make for a great BoS outpost, but they need a little help at some factory and call for your help. Once you help them, they want to recruit you as a soldier, and ask you to help some more, though the quest descriptions describe it as "proving your Vault is good enough to be an outpost" despite the BoS being the ones asking to make it one. So you save the next team and become a Soldier and get sent to save another team. You do so but their leader was kidnapped and taken to the Nuka-Cola Plant, completely different from the Nuka-Cola Factory. You head there and save none other than Sarah Lyons! She joins your vault as a reward.

I started this questline because it was short, being only 4 quests. The inconsistencies with the quests descriptions and  dialogue bother me, but it doesn't really matter that much, and your vault being an outpost or you being a soldier have zero consequences on anything at all. Seeing Lyons was surprising. I don't really rememeber her much as a character, but I do remember that her Brotherhood is a faction I liked, as they're trying to help everyone. The last thing I have to say about this quest, though this applies to the whole game really, is that they made the female Power Armor look way more... girly for some reason, instead of it looking the same on male and female dwellers as it should.

Almost Human

The Railroad was trying to sneak some refugee synths close to your area but they got captured by raiders hired by the Institute. Now, them resorting to random people from the wastes is nothing new and happens as early as Fallout 3, but it's still strange. Anyways, this is a short and straightforward quest: You save Railroad agents and free the synths.

Once again, I started this one because it was short and I wanted to squeeze one last questline to write about before I was done playing. Really standard Railroad quest aside from being against raiders instead of synths. I quite like the reward though, a suit of T-45a power armor, which is basically a prototype made before the standard T-45d.

Journey to the Center of Vaultopolis

This is a long one, made out of 15 quests. I started it before Almost Human, but of course I finished Almost Human first. It begins when you find the journal of Paula Plumbkin, an overseer looking for the legendary Vaultopolis. You follow her steps along the wasteland, checking on vaults and rescuing people, stopping by a Super Duper Mart halfway to resupply, In there, you find another page of her journal, saying that Vault 525 is Vaultopolis, and they used a G.E.C.K. to make it so. You find the supposed location of the vault there, only to meet Paula Plumbkin, who was actually a raider all along. After you defeat her, you head to the real location of Vaultopolis. It's just a vault with nothing special. All Paula wanted to do was kill everyone and make the vault her base.

I liked the mystery this quest had at the start. You're just following a vault overseer looking for an utopia. Along the way she apparently got captured by feral ghouls who were saving up humans for meals, which is something smart that animals do but I wouldn't really think that feral ghouls would do that. Anyway, at the end it's revealed Paula was a raider and was leading you to her, which implies everything that happens, from her being captured by ghouls to a different Vault being attacked by named raiders was all made up by her in order to lead you to her which makes absolutely no sense in my opinion. All the people you visited before meeting her called her nice so they were all in on it? Or did she slowly become a raider as her adventure went on?She does say the wasteland "toughened her up" and the quest description calls her a wannabe raider, but again, that's all weird. The plot twist really surprised me until I thought about it a bit more, and overall the whole quest felt like a waste at the end.

That's it for the quests I've done. Before the glitch happened, I also started Horsemen of the Post-Apocalypse Part 1 which I also find quite intriguing and am tempted to continue to see how that turns out. That questline's three parts have 18 quests combines, making it the longest line in the game. Up next is random little bits I wanted to talk about.

Things unique to Fallout Shelter

As I've already noted before, you can get a never-before-seen prototype power armor in this game. It's not the only item like that. I did not want to cross-check every type of armor here, so I'll only highlight the Power Armors, as well as weapons and creatures.

First I want to talk about the creatures. All the monsters in the game are returning from previous games, except of course most named raiders and monsters. I met a few names raiders, mostly in the Journey to the Center of Vaultopolis, as well as a Glowing Radscorpion named Glowy. Most of the original creatures though are pets. There's a lot of new breeds of dogs and cats, and nearly all legendary pets are new named animals, with only some that are returning characters, like of course Dogmeat, though while most of them do not exactly match their appearance in previous games, at least their description does. Among the pets though is an animal brand new to the Fallout franchise: parrots. There are three different types of parrots with five legendary parrots.

The other creature type I wanted to mention are simple wild animals. First off are rats that like to wander in your vault rooms when no one is in there. They are smaller than the rats seen in previous games, and dig into the ground when people get into the room. They are merely silhouettes though.

The other type of wildlife you may come across are bats in caves. Those really surprised me! As far as I know, this is the first time bats appear in the franchise, though giant mutant bats were planned to appear in Black Isle's Fallout 3, AKA Van Buren. Unlike rats, bats are actually textured. Another creature in caves are insects that flock to floodlights.

Power Armors

As mentioned above, a few of the power armor models are unique to this game, because they wanted the armors to have tiers. For that purpose, a are the weakest, f the strongest, and d the middle ground. All d and f versions do appear in Fallout 4.

T-45a is a prototype and T-51a are prototypes, while the description of T-60a makes it sound like it's just regular T-60. There is also a unique variant of T-60 worn by War from the Horsemen of the Post-Apocalypse. It is vastly superior to even T-60f but I don't know much about it yet. If I make another article about Fallout Shelter, I will talk about the rest of the unique pets and armors.

Unique Weapons

The game's weapons are mostly Falout 3 and 4 weapons, including the unique weapons, but there are a few new ones. The closest thing to fully original weapons are some of the melee weapons: The Pickaxe, and to a lesser extent, the Fire Hydrant Bat and Relentless Raider Sword.

The Fallout franchise has had pickaxes before, as background objects, but this is the first time one can be a weapon, beating Fallout 76 to it. The Fire Hydrant Bat is a tiny version of the Super Mutant Behemoths' melee weapon. It has the potential to deal the most damage out of all weapons in the game. The Relentless Raider Sword is interestingly the only New Vegas-related thing in this game. It's shaped like a bumper sword, but appears to be a normal piece of metal instead of a bumper. Another noteworthy thing related to this weapon is that there was an unused weapon in the files using the Relentless Raider Sword’s appearance and the Sniper Rifle’s name, but its internal name was Bumper Sword. (source)

The most interesting unique gun is Henrietta, a modified lever-action rifle held by Old Longfellow. He does not own this weapon in Fallout 4, nor there seem to be any traces of it in the game's files, and it is the only Fallout Shelter weapon to have visible mods. Here are the rest of the unique weapons that are only in this game:

The Lone Wanderer, a 10mm referencing the Fallout 3 protagonist, the Red Rocket, a BB Gun referencing the in-universe gas station chain, the Magnetron 4000, a Gauss Rifle, the Railmaster, a Railway Rifle, the Farmer's Daughter, which may be a surprising reference to Fallout 2's Miria whom you are forced to marry, Mean Green Monster, a Plasma Rifle, the Lead Belcher, a minigun,

Apotheosis, an Institute pistol, Technician's Revenge, a Junk Jet, Little Brother, a pipe pistol, Big Sister, a pipe rifle, and Dragon's Maw, a plasma thrower. Another weapon of note is Charon's shotgun, which is NPC-only in Fallout 3 but playable in Shelter. There is also a lot of half-implemented unique weapons, and the only actually working but unused weapon is Amata's Pistol, which is basically a Hardened 10mm pistol.

Afterword

After playing for ten days, I had a little fun. I'm still curious about the Horsemen of the Post-Apocalypse questline, but I'm done for now. I didn’t say anything about the music because I think it’s all from Fallout 4, which is fine. The graphics are good enough too. I don't really have anything else to add, so I'll end it here. Thank you for reading!

[tench]

So, I finished Nuka-World. I did everything but found one last core, and because I do not care about power armor, I let it slide.

Well, so far from all additional content, it felt most like a proper dlc. It was horrendous at it, but better than nothing I guess.

I really feel like Bethesda is allergic to having a cast of NPCs (which is even funnier considering Fallout 76 developments on this front). They know that they are good at environmental storytelling, so they kill the most of the cast and if you want story you are free to read all the notes. And the lucky few NPC that are left alive, well, wouldn't it be nice to be able to talk to them at least twice if it's not too much to ask for? For example, the theatre dad could be fun if you gave him musical inspired series of quests? Instead of reading about him in logs, randomly finding his dead wife on the other end of the map, and talking to him once before he fucks off, leaving you his hat and sword. Though I must admit, as a location fun house was... Fun?

Speaking about environments. I have.. a lot of negative feelings about the cappy quest and not only because it's the buggiest piece of shi-, I mean as a barely working.. quest. I would say, it was the point where I managed to form my problem with Bethesda Fallout. It, as a setting, treats me, the player, as emotionally immature individual with no attention span who is only motivated by greed and pop culture references. I do not like that.

Last but not least. Do you remember me having some strong words about trader npcs not changing clothes? Apparently I only needed to wait till the very end of the dlc, when I finish the only semi-request they didn't have any thurther comments on, as in turning on the power for them. Now they did change, and are all naked. I suspect that it is just conflict with Sim Settlements 2, but honestly? Could fool me.

[xveilofnightx]

“DDD.FM”

Genre: comedy

Fandom: Kirby, Hoshi no Kaabii/Kirby of the Stars/Kirby Right Back at Ya!

Characters: King Dedede, Escargoon, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Chef Kawasaki, Waddle Dee, Meta Knight

Audience: last.fm users

Words: 1572

Date Published: November 24, 2022

Summary: The residents of Cappy Town hop on a new trend, Last.fm. King Dedede wants to become the top scrobbler.

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“So these things are called scrobbles, huh?” Escargoon shelved his hands to his hips as he looked down at the mobile device before him. He had stopped a Waddle Dee in the castle out of pure curiosity, and the Waddle Dee had been showing him his favorite app, Last.fm. The Waddle Dee nodded and averted his eyes from his phone to Escargoon. The Waddle Dee wore large on-ear headphones, Beats by Dre, regardless of his lack of external ears. Escargoon grabbed hold of the phone and scrolled through this Waddle Dee’s scrobbles. “And the Cappies are really into this stuff?” The Waddle Dee nodded and looked back to his phone. Escargoon perked up. “I’ve really gotta tell the King about this!”

Escargoon promptly entered Dedede’s lounge area with the stolen phone in-hand. The Waddle Dee struggled to chase after him. King Dedede loudly laughed at what he was watching on the big screen. On the big television above, the King was watching an episode of Himouto! Umaru-chan. At the moment, this was his favorite anime. Umaru-chan enjoys potato chips and cola, just like him. His loud voice bellowed through the halls of the castle before he turned to notice Escargoon. He wiped a tear of laughter from his eye before he spoke. “Whaddya want, Escargoon? You’re interrupting Umaru time!”

“‘I’m sorry, sire, but I recently came across this new phenomenon. It’s the hottest thing in Cappy Town right now. I think you’re gonna love it!” exclaimed Escargoon.

“And what’s that?” said the brash King.

“Last.fm! You listen to music on a phone or a computer and as long as you link your account to it, it logs it for ya! You can even install applications to log when you listen to mp3s!” Escargoon detailed.

“Hmmm…music… Haven’t we done this before?” asked Dedede.

“Don’t fret, your majesty! Cappies farm these logs as scrobbles! They see how much they listen every week and compare. There’s even Discord bots they use to compete.” responded his henchman.

“Scrobbles? Ahahaha! Why didn’t you just say so? I’m ‘onna be the king of scrobbles!” The King pressed a button on his remote, instantly calling Nightmare Enterprises. Escargoon rounded the King’s chair and the Waddle Dee shook with nerves. At this point, he wasn’t getting his phone back.

“Long time, no see, King Dedede!” said the salesman.

“No more talkin’! I need scrobblin’! You’re gonna get me a scrobblin’ monster!” spat the King.

“We don’t have a monster that scrobbles for you, but I think I might know a fancy tool that can help you…” the salesman insisted. Next to him on the screen, a popup window appeared. “This, King Dedede, is Open Scrobbler.”

“Hubba hubba!” the king rubbed his hands together.

“This website lets you scrobble songs manually, so you can scrobble anything you hear without having your account all linked up,” the salesman paused before slyly speaking again, “or, you can scrobble any type of entry you want.”

“Alright, sire! This is big! You’re gonna rack up scrobbles in no time!” Escargoon couldn’t hide his excitement at the King’s vision of success.

The King wore a wide toothy smile on his face and laughed, “That sounds great to me, N.M.E.!”

“One more thing, king; Open Scrobbler isn’t part of Nightmare Enterprises. So we can’t help you if you catch repercussions for your actions. That being said…Au revoir!” The salesman signed off and the TV went black.

-

Tiff and Tuff were hanging out with Kirby down in the square scrobbling together. They had a Spotify party going which allowed them both to scrobble the same song at once. Suddenly, Sober by Project Dani started playing through their bluetooth speaker.

“Tuff, what is this music?” asked Tiff, “I don’t really like it.”

“It’s an acquired taste,” answered Tuff.

“Why don’t we listen to something we both like, like Brentalfloss?” suggested Tiff. Kirby looked towards her.

“I don’t want to listen to Brentalfloss. It would be bad for my weekly scrobble report!” replied Tuff. Kirby looked back to him.

“Is that all you care about? What about just hanging out with me?” questioned Tiff in a rage. Kirby looked down. He was sad and worried about his friends fighting.

“Hey, Kirby, why don’t you decide what to scrobble with us?” Tuff handed his phone over to Kirby. Kirby then excitedly smacked the phone screen until a different song started to play. It was World is Mine by ryo (supercell), famously sung by Vocaloid performer Hatsune Miku.

“Poyo! Poyo!” Kirby smiled and jumped excitedly at the sound of the music. Just then, Chef Kawasaki came walking by.

“Hatsune Miku? She’s my favorite! I’ve scrobbled Vocaloid songs more than any other!” he said happily.

“Wow! You scrobble too, Chef Kawasaki?” said Tuff.

“Yeah! I’ve got over 1,300 scrobbles this week alone,” the chef beamed.

“No way! I don’t have nearly that many,” cried Tuff, embarrassed. His attitude suddenly changed. “Oh well, at least I scrobble gamer music.” He held up his phone to show his scrobbles. His recent scrobbles included the Sonic Heroes soundtrack and songs from various Friday Night Funkin’ mods.

“That’s great, Tuff!” Chef Kawasaki remarked supportively, ”It says we have high compatibility!”

Kirby stayed by the speaker amazed by the music, when King Dedede came strolling through town with Escargoon by his side. “Gamer music? I bet you I know a thing or two about that!” proclaimed the King.

“Huh? What do you mean?” whined Tiff. To her, it was disappointing to hear that Dedede had hopped onto the scrobbling trend. This meant he would compete.

“I got 52,000 scrobbles just this week,” he declared. Beside him, Escargoon crossed his arms and nodded. “And I’ve got more gamer music on my weekly report than you could ever listen to!” Dedede held his phone out with his Last.fm profile open for the group to see. Escargoon stretched to see over the King’s shoulder.

“The Persona 5 Original Soundtrack? I didn’t know you had it in ya, sire!” announced Escargoon.

Tiff examined Dedede’s profile carefully. “Hey!” she shouted, “It says here that you listened to The Home Depot theme for 18 hours yesterday!”

Dedede broke a sweat. “That’s because I did! You ever heard it? I could listen to it all day long! Heheh!” Dedede nervously smiled and turned his phone back to himself. Tiff’s feet scuffed the stone beneath her as she turned back to her friends.

“Can’t you guys tell that Dedede is faking scrobbles? There aren’t even 52,000 minutes in a week!”

More Cappies gathered round. Kirby and Tuff both looked up at Tiff and Chef Kawasaki looked confused. “How do you know how many minutes are in a week?” asked Tuff.

Escargoon was ready to bite nails he didn’t have. He then drew courage and gave voice to a brand new idea. “That’s because this account is for all the Waddle Dees at the castle! It’s a combined amount for all of us! We call it DDD.FM and we’re all connected!”

“Poyo…” Kirby turned confusedly towards Escargoon.

“That sounds like cheating!” pouted Tuff.

“We could do it, too!” said a Cappy from the crowd.

“Yes…you can,” said a mysterious figure. In the trees, Meta Knight was perched, watching the crowd.

“Meta Knight! Where have you been?” Tiff called out.

He opened his cape to reveal a bright golden trophy whose shine pierced eyes in the sunlight. “I was busy accepting my Grammy with the 8 Bit Big Band,” spoke the knight in a low voice. Through his mask, Meta Knight began to speak once more, “There is only one way for this to happen. The King is using Open Scrobbler to manually insert false scrobbles. But, if we are all allowed to go against him, you need to find a way to combine all of Cappy Town’s scrobbles.”

“How are we gonna do that?” cried Tuff.

Kirby looked determined to help his friends, despite his previous confusion. King Dedede rushed behind the crowd and opened Open Scrobbler in a panic. His plan was to add more scrobbles than the Cappies could possibly combine together. Kirby noticed this and stepped forward toward him, separating the crowd.

“Wait, Kirby!” shouted the dishonest King.

Before he could think, Kirby had sucked up his phone — and swallowed. Kirby flipped up into a transformation. He gained a reddish color with a white “as” last.fm abbreviated logo horizontally across the back of his body.

“This is Scrobble Kirby!” announced Meta Knight proudly.

Kirby turned back to the crowd and charged up energy from the Cappies’ mobile devices. He combined their scrobbles together, and their accounts all became one.

“This is not good for my scrobbles,” mumbled Tuff, disappointed to see that so many scrobbles would mix together into the same report.

Cappies scrambled to check their phones. A combined total of over 1 million scrobbles appeared on the profile. The weekly total read 302,407 scrobbles when Kirby finished charging his energy. He then dispersed the energy and returned to normal, granting Dedede his phone back.

To 302,407, Dedede’s 52,000 was nothing, regardless of whether or not he recorded false scrobbles. At the sight of it, the King’s jaw dropped and laid agape for the duration of the encounter.

Escargoon took Dedede by the hand. “Oh come on, sire. Let’s go calm down and watch Chi’s Sweet Home.”

[funky-boat-zone]

i don’t know who may have been clamoring for stuff abt my salty’s lighthouse au, but i’ll yell more about it anyway. here’s some stuff about how i write some of the characters

zorran’s an overdramatic bitch, there’s no way around it. he gives top hat a run for his money (to be fair, the zero fleet kind of have to take him seriously when he’s upset because he’s their leader).

the stars and zeros are in the middle of a massive debate of whether or not top hat’s actually british (the general consensus is that he’s not). top hat’s unaware of this.

sunshine is no longer allowed around logs after one too many incidents where she ended up in serious danger working with them. this includes not being allowed within 5 yards of someone transporting logs (much to her annoyance).

warrior is of average intelligence, but he’s aware that people think he’s a dumbass and accepts it because he finds it funny. besides, he thinks it’s better if he gets stuck with that label instead of his brother.

cappy is overworked and tired and hates almost everyone for making his job/life more difficult (except zb and steamer, but they’re on thin ice). this is because he’s the coast guard, port authority, and the customs launch all at the same time, he just gets the label on his hull repainted whenever necessary.

in contrast to tugs!hercules, this herc is extremely awkward around anyone he finds attractive. his crush on lillie is a one-sided thing here: she finds it cute, but she’s older than him and would rather just stay friends/coworkers.

the zero fleet don’t like steamer (or zb hanging out with him). zb’s completely oblivious to this while steamer has no idea because he’s never met them.

you’d think that boomer would be great at demolition because things keep breaking/malfunctioning/sinking/catching fire around him, but he’s not. every time he’s tried demolition duty, the explosives fail to go off and the buildings don’t come down (until someone other than him checks.. at which point then things start working).

zak has a mildly frightening fascination with fire/explosives. during a fire, zorran once had to forcibly tow him away from trying to watch it more closely. he’s not allowed to hang out with billy for this reason.

billy’s lowkey sad that sunshine and the star fleet almost never contact him outside work unless they need him to blow something up.

[helen-kim-was-pushed]

So Ev*l D*ck hosted a bb6 reunion with everyone but Maggie, Ivette, Michael and Cappy (Jblow even showed up!) and here are some takeaways:

-Howie is now a big believer in Bigfoot

-Jen would’ve preferred to have been on the Sovereign Six side of the house

-April couldn’t stand Ivette and only worked with her because of Maggie (she said she and Jen wanted to flip the whole game but couldn’t)

-Ivette/Beau and April/Jen barely knew each other

-James would call Sarah from jury by waiting for the handler to go to sleep, steal his phone, then delete the call logs afterwards lmao

-Janelle had like 6 potential partners before Ashlea (and one of them knew Beau)

-James and April both said they would’ve voted for Janelle over Ivette

-April wanted to keep Beau over Ivette at F6, but Maggie basically guilt-manipulated her into keeping Ivette (she was the swing vote)

-April said that Ivette “poisoned” a lot of the friendship against Janelle early on, and later April was serious about working with Janelle at F4

-They all really respect Maggie’s gameplay now

-Ashlea was evicted first for not washing dishes