#capitano thirst

[aztecbrujeria]

Sitting here thinking about being between his legs, spread wide for you, and licking his juicy bulge that’s still covered in his underwear….hearing him moan and press his hardening sex into your tongue…while you reach down and stuff your own sloppy pussy.

Toji, Sukuna, Anzai, Obi, Konro, Neuvillette, Wrios, Bokuto, Ushijima, Osamu, Izuku, Bakugo, Shoto, Levi, Hua chang, Zhongli, Capitano, Fukuzawa, Dazai, Kunikida

[saintajax]

sorry i blanked for a second there i thought about face sitting and how when you get tired or try to squirm away capitano’s big hands come up to swallow your hips and move you on his face himself until you’re literally crying from the burn of pleasure . what were you saying

[jessamine-rose]

In hindsight, it’s probably a good thing that I can’t write smut bc then my entire blog and not just my spicy works would be a no-minor zone

Yes, this is about the Yandere! Harbingers. No, I will not expound

[jymwahuwu]

Wrote some pointless thirst. I know this is OOC because nothing official has been released😚 He's so hot... I can't control myself...

cw: dub-con, yandere

Capitano is super cool!!! He has his face covered 24/7. I would hazard a guess that there is a long and deep scar from the war on Capitano's face, or that there are many healed scars on his tightly wrapped chest and abdominal muscles. He held his chin as he relaxed, his long hair hanging down his back. Wrapped in dark fabric were thick muscles and thin nipples.

Capitano has the concept of "absolute righteousness". He requires you to comply with HIS norms, and he requires himself to comply with the ethics of the strong. "No, this is wrong." You murmured. And he argued with you in a commanding tone. He respects your right to express your opinion, but he doesn't want to see you siding with the enemy. In fact, he did not appreciate some of Fatui's actions in various countries. He'll appreciate it if you stop fighting him. While fighting for the Queen and Gnosis, he hopes he can protect you at the same time. He felt a crack in his stoic heart once he thought that you were too weak for the entire jungle and might be destroyed in the unconscious night.

Capitano's palms have some calluses over the years, and he is used to grabbing weapons and condensing ice and snow. He faced many enemies without even using weapons. His palms cupped the soft flesh of your buttocks, and his fingers dug slightly between your thighs through the fabric. Lift your whole body up and place it on his arms. (No matter what size you are,) it's as easy for him as picking up a piece of paper or lifting a kitten. Your eyes widened and you had to put your hands on his neck for balance. This is his way of moving you anywhere quickly. As your hands caressed his chest and applied ointment, he looked at you through the mask, then closed his eyes. He felt sorry for his thoughts that gave rise to indulgence and immorality.

Once Capitano returns from a fight, he lays you on the bed. gently. He pulled the soft fabric of your lower body and spread your legs, staring at the private part between your thighs. No matter how much you try to close your legs and change the subject, it doesn't work until you say a frustrated "…yes." His body will cover you, the long night will cover you, and that monster cock rubs you for a long time until you are so wet that it becomes a puddle and mud. He drove forward, controlling the lightest intensity.

"Too-too big…!! This is impossible!!" As he gradually advances and expands, the panic chases the pleasure and entangles your heart. Capitano doesn't understand. He felt that he was of normal size and nothing "impossible" would happen. Are you making too much of a fuss? He gritted his teeth and explored the deepest area more slowly but surely. Your eyes reflected "❤", and the sound of water responded to his desire, followed by a slow and deep push in and out. Gradually increase the speed until your waist bounces and your toes curl, forming an orgasm.

After you were too tired and fell asleep on the pillow, Capitano took off his gloves and caressed your cheek with the back of his hand. The sound of your sleeping breath and chest rising and falling. With his other hand, he tried to remove the mask, but stopped. The kiss was too soft and intimate for him now. He needs to complete his mission of taking away Gnosis from the gods and protecting the world from Heavenly principles first.

Capitano <3<3

[mellowwillowy]

Zapolyarny Palace's Cat

Fem reader, either a literal cat or a hybrid(?) is up to you. All Harbingers + Archon, Pulcinella, and his grandpa joke (aww), Scaramouche appears later as a surprise. Yan tendencies near the ending.

"Mew.."

You mewl while Childe scratches your head, Pantalone tends your nails, Columbina combs your furs, Sandrone fixes the bowtie on your tail while Capitano feeds you a cat snack. Both Pierro and Pulcinella are reading your examination report, ensuring no anomalies to your health. Dottore on the other hand, is prescribing you multiple supplements to be taken for this one week. Rosalyne and Arlecchino are preparing your meal, only the best and warmest for you!

"Yaah, it seems like our little princess is getting sleepy!" Childe chirps while Pantalone eyes him to keep his voice down.

"Well I think it's fine if she wants to sleep now, she just went through all those troublesome checkups today," Sandrone replies as she makes sure the angle of the bowtie is perfect.

"I'm sure both Signora and Arlecchino are nowhere near finishing the dishes for Princess," Columbina humms as she combs your furs, the best thing you could ever wish for.

Capitano freezes midway, contemplating whether he should keep letting you lick the snack.

"I think it's better to end her snack time now, she might not eat her dinner because she's full later," Pantalone chides the confused Captain.

Capitano put away the snack and asked both Pierro and Pulcinella about the report,

"How is it? Any anomalies?"

"She's in peak-perfect condition, it's great that she doesn't catch a cold anymore," Pierro says as he hands Capitano the report.

"It would be worrying if she catches one again, if that happens again, maybe we should let her visit the other nation," Pulcinella suggests jokingly.

"If so, that would only halt her from adapting, Rooster. Remember, no matter where she heads, she is still our Nation's pride and joy"

Everyone looks toward the Tsaritsa who is staring at them all sternly,

With you on her lap.

"Honestly, that old hag doesn't look so intimidating anymore with princess sleeping on her lap," Dottore mumbled to himself before he is surprised by Arlecchino's response.

"I know right, she doesn't feel cold anymore like the ice she is. Maybe Princess really is her portable heater"

"Arlecchino, be careful of spilling princess' milk," Signora reminds the Knave as she carries a tray of meals, one that looks tasty even for humans except that it's served for you.

"Princess, wake up~ your dinner's ready~" Signora places down the tray while poking you, her voice completely different from how she usually speaks.

To be fair, everyone's tone is different when it comes to you,

"Princess, it's your favorite," Capitano holds the bowl in front of your nose, the smell tempting you to wake up and lick your lip.

God~~ even the sternest Captain is cooing at you~~

"The milk? Warm! Tasty! Princess~~ come to quench your thirst with this~~" Childe holds the bowl in front of you as well.

"Look at these side treats," Arlecchino holds some treats in which Dottore has inserted the supplements into it.

"You have to make sure she eats it all!" He whispers into her ear.

"Ohoho! Look at these chickens, oh no, it's me but minced and cooked isn't it?"

'What a grandpa-style joke' everyone thinks to themselves.

You stretch yourself, tail wagging from left to right before sniffing the meal. It does look really tasty, different from your daily meals, probably because you just had your check-ups.

"Oh? She's finally eating it now" Sandrone watches in adoration.

Everyone watches you eat peacefully, with you no longer weirded out by this.

"Slowly, no one's taking your dinner away princess~" Pantalone coos at you as his finger brushes your fave lightly.

"Maybe she thought we are all here to eat her dinner, hehe," Columbine chortles in response.

"Come to think of it, where's Balladeer?" Pierro asks after he counts the people in the chamber.

Your head perks up and you pull out a wooden doll.

The wooden doll looks oddly familiar, way too familiar.

It's Scaramouche.

"What?" Everyone rhymes.

The wooden doll moves by itself angrily, jumping up and down, left and right while smokes fuming out of the wood.

You smack it playfully before giving it a playful lick, returning its form back.

"Hah! Great! Finally, someone notices that I'm missing! After a whole day getting smacked by her!"

True, you have been playing Scaramouche, smacking, rolling, and munching him.

"Balladeer, you must have been having the best time of your life huh?" Pantalone muses, while everyone nods in agreement.

"If that is so true, why not turn yourself into one?" He retorts back.

"Me! Me! I nominate myself to be princess's munching toy!" Childe beams in joy.

"No way, what she needs is something clean, clinically approved" The Doctor sneers.

"You? With your bloody hands from those immoral surgeries?" Sandrone raises one of her eyebrows.

"Hey, there's gloves"

"Metaphorically speaking, you are still dirtily bloody in a way," the Damslette retorts.

Signora chuckles at her retort while the archon only shakes her head.

"Ah."

Everyone looks at the Captain.

In response, he points toward you,

"Ohoho, looks like our little princess has finished her dinner!" The Rooster exclaims merrily.

"Now now, drink your milk princess! You have to stay hydrated!" Arlecchino brings the bowl closer to you.

"Or maybe a bowl of water" Pierro slides it next to the milk.

"Or... juice?" The archon blinks in confusion.

You start drinking all the offered and burp a bit. An aww soon follows.

Dottore elbows Arlecchino to hand you the side treats, with supplements stuffed inside of them.

"Uh... princess, it's tr-"

"It's treat time, Princess!" Damslette snatches the treats from Arlecchino who is stuttering. She knows how Arlecchino feels bad about having to make you eat it without you knowing it.

"Princess, have a bite," Tsaritsa encourages you while scratching your head.

"Huh? The treat looks weir-"

"Now now, let's have you drink some water, even if you are a puppet, you still have to stay hydrated," Dottore cuts Scaramouche by forcing a bottle of water into him with Childe holding him in place.

Everyone only chuckles at this sight.

You too, laugh with them.

A pill was sneaked into your treats, but who are you to break their caring heart? You munch everything until none were left.

Until none were left.

...

You truly hope that everything stays as it is. The Harbingers taking a break from dragging each other down and only basking in your warmth.

You wish you could forever bring warmth to this cold palace.

This cold, lonely palace that stands alone.

..

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"Eternity, that is to be blessed on her"

"What used to be a curse is now a blessing bestowed upon her"

"I suppose it is medically possible as well"

"She is, after all, a warrior that will never die"

"Hehehe... she is indeed the fair woman who will forever sing"

"This whole nation will never mourn if she will forever ring her bell"

"Even if we can't give her a human body, a puppet will always work as the second option"

"I suppose I am the most suitable for crafting her a delicate body"

"The fire in her will never die, for I will be her last spark of fire"

"And I suppose we shall spare no cents when it comes to her"

"Thus this is not an option but an obligation"

"For our princess should never rest in eternity~"

Soon, everyone will hear the bell on your bowtie ringing again.

Note: can you guess everyone's speech correctly? What are your guesses (speech order)? :DD

[noxi3xe]

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╰➛ SERIES

All of my finished Series with Plot; Please read the tags on each work!

My AO3 <- here!

GENSHIN IMPACT:

𐙚 Dangerous Entanglement - Info Here You were just eight when you found out you were special yet cursed. not one, not two but three? From Snezhnaya? You must be a joke! SOULMATES AU ( Reader x Pantalone, Capitano, Dottore) 𐙚 Forgive But Not Forget Reader accidentally betrays Celestia, gets thrown out and gets found by Dottore who is obviously intrigued by the fact that the reader is definitely not human. (Reader x Pantalone, Dottore) 𐙚 A Foolish Fatuus in the opera's grip Your shaking form kneels before the Chief of Justice, begging to be let go. declared an enemy of the region and now the warden locks any door behind you, ready to break your shield of stone, revealing a perfect gem. And now Perhaps your new mentioned dirty injuries gave the warden a new idea. ( Reader x Neuvillette, Wriothesley) 𐙚 Up to the test Aka reader gets isekai'd into genshin impact, works for the tenryou commission for a little bit and climbs the ranks then gets moved to snezhnaya to work with the fatui ( Reader x Childe, Dottore, Pantalone, Capitano) 𐙚 To try my hardest Continuation of UP TO THE TEST (Reader x Capitano, Dottore) 𐙚 Echoes of Deception - Info here Your escape plan didn't work as it was supposed to, now your curiosity cost you your position and the trust of the one and only Il Capitano. Perhaps the contract you signed will not only serve as a new beginning but also as the road to regaining his trust. (Capitano x AFAB! Reader)

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HONKAI STAR RAIL

𐙚 Finding Yourself: Perhaps you had never thought you'd be ending up just where you promised yourself you'd be running away from, and with a bit of help you remembered who you used to be and the major role you held. And perhaps the relationships you had lost could be regained, somehow at least. AFTER the Xianzhou Luofu Trailblazer mission ( Dan Heng, Jing Yuan, Blade x Reader)

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╰➛ ONESHOTS

All of my oneshots and so on some with plot some not, Read tags!

NSFW & SFW!

GENSHIN IMPACT:

𐙚 Genshin Impact men x Reader: Various character x reader + thirsts. some have smut some have mentions of explicit content some are just fluff 𐙚 Behind the prison's office doors: Fluff! Nothing's like having to waddle through the pouring rain to work just to be greeted by your lover, unaware of the conditions outside due to being locked inside his office. (Wriothesley x Reader) 𐙚 Hydro Dragon, Hydro Dragon, Don't cry! Fluff! After a while it had all clicked, the rain was pouring, thunder crackling through the air. Rushing back inside, behind his desk sat the hydro dragon, sobbing loudly. AU! Reader travels alongside Lumine & Paimon (Neuvillette x Reader) 𐙚 Fontaline Dragon Meeting: childe forms a plan to get to the gnosis, fails, has to go thru a trial, his fontaine arrival reaches zhongli, he appears, then childe (again) sleeps his way to the gnosis. (Zhongli, Neuvillette x Childe) 𐙚 Genshin & Honkai drabbles: Various character x Reader Fics and ideas I produce along the way and have no idea what to do with, Short & simple. 𐙚 Knowing when to stop: Fluff! Pierro overworks himself again so you take his place for a day, doing the exact same thing as him in the end. (Pierro x Reader)

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HONKAI STAR RAIL:

𐙚 Bound for eternity: You get off of work, tired, spot march on the street want to return her hairclip but get dragged along to a pub you meet your soulmate after years of waiting you decide to drag him to your home after meeting him (Boothill x Reader) 𐙚 Genshin & Honkai drabbles: Various character x Reader Fics and ideas I produce along the way and have no idea what to do with, Short & simple. 𐙚 Pretty reunion, Ugly past: Reader has some unsolved problems w blade while working for the Cloud Knights, finds it all too much, leaves everything behind and runs away with the Astral express then returns a decade later and is greeted with a pissy Blade and a warmly (not really) welcoming Jing Yuan (Reader x Blade, Jing Yuan)

OTHER FANDOMS/MULTI FANDOM:

Multi fandom x Reader: Various character x reader oneshots from the next few games/shows: - Demon slayer: (Tengen, Rengoku x Reader) - Jujutsu Kaisen: (Geto, Sukuna, Nanami, Toji x Reader) - Seraph of the end: (Crowley, Ferid, Guren, Higari x Reader) - Honkai Star Rail: (Blade, Jing Yuan, Luocha x Reader) - Gangsta: (Worick, Nicolas x Reader) - Genshin Impact: (Dottore, Capitano, Pantalone, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Alhaitham x Reader) - Bungo Stray Dogs: (Dazai, Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, Atsushi, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Odasaku x Reader) - Spider-Man: Spider-Verse: (Miguel O'Hara x Reader) - Call of Duty: (König, Simon ghost Riley x Reader)

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[anantaru]

short (+sent in) thirsts

includes nsfw, fluff and angst

go to -> first thirsts list | second thirsts list

for whole drabbles/hc/fics -> genshin masterlist

VARIOUS

kaveh & scaramouche + fwb gone wrong

kazuha & scaramouche & xiao + saying the safeword

ei & miko + toying with you

heizou & lyney + hiding your moans

scaramouche & lyney + jealousy

neuvillette & ayato + soft dom

why you divorced (from my ex husband series)

neuvillette & alhaitham + oral

wriothesley & ayato + leaving them hard and desperate

neuvillette & diluc + cockwarming

scaramouche & kazuha + hiding your moans

neuvillette & wriothesley + hard again after round two

zhongli & childe + rough

arlecchino & ei + fingering

heizou & neuvillette + hands holding

kaveh & alhaitham + silly instagram blurb

wriothesley & alhaitham + trying to fit it in

zhongli & neuvillette + eat it good

alhaitham & kinich + overstimulation

MONDSTADT

— BARBATOS | VENTI

venti + breeding

— KREIDEPRINZ | ALBEDO

albedo + eating you out

albedo + no love

albedo + breeding

— DILUC RAGNVINDR

diluc + hate

diluc + bj semi public

diluc + how he loves

diluc + loves foreplay

diluc + his mask

diluc + thigh riding

— KAEYA ALBERICH

kaeya + needy

kaeya + sees you in his shirt

kaeya + breeding

kaeya + knows how it’s done

kaeya + fwb

LIYUE

— ALATUS | XIAO

xiao + shy & teasing

xiao + jerking off

xiao + virgin

xiao + aphrodisiacs

xiao + he misses you

INAZUMA

— KAEDEHARA KAZUHA

kazuha + mirror

kazuha + drunk

kazuha + making out

kazuha + first kiss

kazuha + situationship

kazuha + teasing

— YAE MIKO

yae miko + strap-on

— THOMA

thoma + blowie

thoma + sweaty

— KAMISATO AYATO

ayato + fingering

ayato + blowie

ayato + lonely

SUMERU

— THE SCRIBE | ALHAITHAM

alhaitham + hate

alhaitham + rich boy

alhaitham + never been in love (rich boy)

alhaitham + forces you to look at him

alhaitham + hiding his jealousy

alhaitham + soft dom

alhaitham + waiting for the right time

— FOREST WATCHER | TIGHNARI

tighnari + kinks

— SCARAMOUCHE | WANDERER

scara + blowie

scara + bondage

scara + crying

scara + clingy lover

scara + situationship

scara + situationship (part 2)

scara + loser! bf vs. rockstar! bf

— SETHOS

sethos + spit kink

FONTAINE

— THE MAGICIAN | LYNEY

lyney + eating you out

lyney + sleepy & cuddling

lyney + calling him master

lyney + fingering

— THE DUKE | WRIOTHESLEY

wriothesley + rough

wriothesley + bodyguard

wriothesley + tits

wriothesley + saying the safeword

wriothesley + breaking you

wriothesley + handcuffs

wriothesley + girl dad

wriothesley + wants you pregnant

wriothesley + boxer au and pretty nails

— THE IUDEX | NEUVILLETTE

neuvillette + eating you out

neuvillette + tit lover

neuvillette + perfect lover

neuvillette + horn touching

neuvillette + fingering

SNEZHNAYA

— DOTTORE | THE DOCTOR

dottore + possessive

— TARTAGLIA | CHILDE

childe + mirror

childe + teasing

childe + baby fever

childe + sillies

childe + face sitting

childe + fingering while talking

childe + cologne

— CAPITANO | THE CAPTAIN

capitano + tracing his scars

— PANTALONE | REGRATOR

pantalone + aftercare

©2024 anantaru do not repost, copy, translate, modify

[aztecbrujeria]

I’m a plane right now and thinking about him wearing gym shorts…

He thinks no one can tell but it swings as he walks, and the fact the dick print is so obvious. When you finally sit on the plan and the tip pokes out.

You have to bend over in your seat and whisper in his ear you’re gonna make him make a giant mess…that he’s been teasing you all day. He whimpers when you start to caress him over the shorts and press your legs together at how wet you’re getting.

The way he bites his bottom lip as you take your time languidly stroking him and feeling him throb beneath your touch…

Kirishima, Izuku, Shoto, Itto, Capitano, Neuvillette, Gorou, Kageyama, Hinata, Bokuto, Daichi, Choso, Yuji, Yuta, Jing Yuan, Kafka, L, Renji, Kakashi, Gojo, Link, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Lucifer, Diavalo

[fortheloveofarchons]

You're In A Vampire Hunter's Ball, With Some Familiar Members...

C.W. Vampires, vampire hunters, drinking blood, biting, smut, aftercare

Characters included in this fanfic besides Pierro are Childe, Pantalone, Arlecchino, La Signora, Pantalone, Capitano, and a mention of Pulcinella

Full version in the link down below! Happy belated Valentine's Day btw!

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In the ballroom where crystal chandeliers and luxurious fabrics are adorned and draped, a palpable tension hung in the air as you concealed yourself among the elegantly attired crowd, hiding in the shadows at the corner. While the couples would waltz in the middle of the ballroom with rhythmic cadence, your eyes blink a bit rapidly as you surveyed the room. 

Dressed in an exquisite dark blue gown that shimmered like moonlight, you move carefully, trying to not draw attention to yourself. Your black eye contacts fortunately conceals your vampiric red eyes, yet it did little to mask the hunger that gnawed at your insides. The scent of blood– of pulsating life surrounded you, a tantalising aroma that sent shivers down your spine. 

“So hungry…” You mutter the words out. 

As the ball is filled with vampire hunters, your heightened senses would often pick up on conversations discussing recent vampire sightings and the latest hunting techniques. Every word sends a chill down your spine, and you clutch the edges of your gown. 

Being distracted from hunger, you didn’t realise that a man was walking towards you. Your vision, that stared aimlessly through the ballroom, is interrupted with a crystal goblet, one that contains a familiar aroma. The thirst for blood intensified with each passing moment, threatening to expose your true nature. 

Your eyes quickly flicker to find the ginger-haired man with cold blue eyes, handing you the goblet with a smile on his face. 

“Hey, didn’t you say you were hungry?” It looks like he didn't take no for an answer, pushing the goblet into your palms. “Come on, don’t tell me you were trying to hold your hunger in a room full of vampire hunters.” 

You quickly take the goblet from his hand, compose yourself, and delicately sip the deep red liquid, trying to keep your composure. Any sudden movement or slip of control could spell disaster in the presence of these vampire hunters, after all. 

“Thank you.” You hand him the goblet back, your tongue licking your upper lip to remove any traces of blood. “...Wait, you are–” 

“You can just call me Childe, or Tartaglia if that’s what you prefer.” Childe smiles at you. “Are you perhaps looking for Lord Pierro?” 

You quickly nod. After all, for a man who supposedly invited you into a hunter’s den, you’re surprised to find him gone. 

“He actually sent me to find you.” Childe explains, fiddling with the collar of his suit. “He wants you to go into the private lounge room.” 

“Are you coming with me, then?” You ask, hoping that he might accompany you even though he’s the eleventh ranking of the vampire hunters. Perhaps it's because he’s close to Pierro that made you feel a bit relieved. 

“I’m afraid not.” That made your heart sink. “I have to leave early to catch up with Pulcinella, he has some important matters to discuss with me.” 

“Does it have something to do with your fami–” Your lips became thin and firm, shutting yourself up. You have heard stories about his family from Pierro during the nights when you are in bed with him. However, instead of Childe’s eyes being icy cold and his lips pursed with suppressed fury, he lets out a hearty laugh. 

“Aha~ It’s okay,” Childe waves dismissively. “I don't really mind talking about my family to anyone! In fact, I enjoyed talking to anyone about them.”

“Oh,” You let out an awkward chuckle. “I see, that’s good then–” 

“After all, it’s a fine way to deceive my enemies to think that we’re getting along well, and much closer… until they feel a sharp spike in their hearts, and soon… they can see smoke coming out of them.” 

Childe studies you with a crazed look on his face: Icy stare boring into you, the muscles along his jaw clench, his hand holding onto what seems to be a pure silver dagger that hangs around his thigh. All you could do was stand there and freeze yourself to the ground. Were you scared? Yes, but you knew you wouldn’t get hurt considering that Lord Pierro wants you. 

Childe then releases his grip on his dagger, rubbing the back of his head with another hearty laughter. 

“Just kidding!” He pats you on the back of your shoulder, which makes you shiver from his cold gloves being in contact with your open shoulders. “I gotta go now. Oh– about the room, it’s just right down that red hall.”

Before you could even say a word, Childe runs off, but not before he turns to you and gives you a wave with a smile on his face. 

“See ya!” 

“I– See you, I guess…” 

With a reluctant sigh, you hike up your dress and make your way towards the red hallway. Stopping in front of a large door, you take a deep breath and push the door, walking your way into the room. The room was bathed in a dim, sultry ambiance, with crimson velvet drapes hanging from ornate windows, casting shadows to the lavish furnishing. 

As you stepped into the room, you sensed an unusual tension in the air. The low hum of whispered conversations ceased abruptly, replaced by an unsettling stillness as the members turned their attention towards you.

To your surprise, you found yourself surrounded by some familiar members of the Fatui Harbingers, their presence as alluring as it was threatening. 

In this room, besides you, lies Lady Signora, Lord Pantalone, and Lord Arlecchino. 

On a fancy mahogany sofa, lies Lady Signora. Her long blond hair braided into a neat bun, with some long stands of her hair cascading down to her legs. Her dress consists of a slim wine red gown made of silk organza, along with the blush prints of butterfly patterns appearing on her dress that truly made her look like the queen of crimson butterflies. Her open shoulders, one that is similar to your outfit as well, reveals her plump chest, with some strands of blond hair sitting on them.

“Is this perhaps his… ‘pet’?” She studies you with a critical squint, and that alone immediately makes you want to bury into a hole and die. 

“Now, now, Fair Lady.” The man with square-framed glasses replies to her. “Perhaps we shouldn’t be too rude to a guest, that wouldn’t look good on us, hmm?” 

La Signora argues with a puff of smoke from her cigarette holder. “The guest is a vampire.” 

“And it would ruin the party if we make a bloodshed~” His sultry voice along with the sharp gaze made your body shiver. Lord Pantalone, the man with the black and white fur coat that complements well with his sleek, tailored dark purple suit highlighted both elegance and grace, seems to look at you as a formidable adversary, but also something… magnetic. 

“Come,” He pats the sofa, gesturing to you to come over. “Sit next to me, miss.” 

Although this feels like a carefully laid trap, what choice do you have. In front of you, all of their eyes bore into you, each glance carrying a mix of suspicion and readiness. Attempting to maintain an air of regal indifference, you square your shoulders and take a measured step forward, and sit next to Lord Pantalone. 

And just right next to Lord Arlecchino, who has been silent this whole time. Her long sleeveless gown that draped gently over her lithe frame, exuding an aura of a graceful figure. The fabric of her gown flowed like liquid silk, while the absence of sleeves accentuated the graceful lines of her tainted blackened arms from the works of a delusion. You couldn’t help but take a peek at her arms, and that made Lord Arlecchino’s eyes linger on your face, memorising every detail. 

“As a guest, it is impolite to stare and not greet someone.” Lord Arlecchino folds her arms , her gaze hardened, the spark of aversion flickering within it. “Has Jester not taught you anything when it comes to manners?” 

You sit upright in your position, being too overwhelmed to move. “I– I’m sorry, Lord Arlecchino.” 

You then gently take her hand, greeting it with a gentle kiss. 

“It is an honour to meet you, and to be in your presence.” 

You turn around, doing the same for Lord Pantalone, kissing his hand that was covered with a leather glove. “Lord Pantalone, it is an honour to meet a distinguished harbinger, and to be in your presence.” 

“Ahem.” A familiar voice calls out across the room, as Lady Signora holds out her hand, slightly tilting her head. You are about to bend down, but then you remember that La Signora holds the title of a ‘Lady’, not a ‘Lord’. 

“Wait a minute…” 

Though Lady Signora was trying to hide it, the corners of her mouth were twitching upwards. “You really are… a foolish little vampire pet. I see why the Jester has chosen you in his inner circle.” 

You let out a crimson blush from embarrassment. 

Just then, the heavy door opens, revealing the silhouette of a weary figure. As Lord Il Capitano steps into the room, a hush falls over its occupants, the air thick with tension and the faint scent of blood. 

“Goodness, Captain.” Signora pinches her nose. “Were you seriously killing vampires out there while a party was taking place?” 

Killing… vampires? Your lips slightly part in silent terror, taking a glance up at him.. 

His silver armour, dented and stained with the remnants of battle, clanks softly with each step. His claymore, still gripped firmly in his hand, gleams dully in the dim light, its edge tinged crimson with the lifeblood of his fallen foes.

You couldn’t help but recoil in horror, your hands trembling in fear. 

Especially when Lord Il Capitano is coming towards you. 

With a low growl, you instinctively back away from him, your fangs baring in a silent snarl of defiance. Despite the amount of killings from the Captain, you recognize him as someone whose strength and power-hungry determination posed a grave threat to your kind. 

He takes a few steps forward, with each stride, Capitano’s expression remained stoic, his features masked by the shadow of his helmet.

But just as it seemed that Capitano would unleash a blow upon you, he abruptly halted, his hand still hovering over the hilt of his claymore. Slowly, deliberately, Capitano lowers his hand. 

"I could just end you with a single blow," He spoke, his voice low and gruff, yet tinged with a note of compassion. "But I choose not to."

You blink your eyes in surprise, your fear momentarily forgotten as you gaze up at the Captain in wonderment. 

“You are under the Jester’s hands, after all.” 

Ah… The gears in your mind click. 

Your legs become soft like jelly, slumping onto the ground. Your heart slowly gains back a rhythmic beat, as you breathe heavily from the adrenaline of fear.

A sigh escapes from Capitano’s lips, seeing a fearful vampire in front of him. After all, as one whose title is called, ‘Captain’, fighting with someone whose strength is of the same level as him is much worthier to fight than someone like you. 

He then bends down with one knee, extending a hand to you. “May I?” 

Despite the fear in your heart, your shaky hand reaches out, holding onto the cold steel of his hand. 

Even as a ruthless member, he’s still quite chivalrous... You mumble in your mind.

Capitano then pulls you up, his other hand holding onto your back, making your body shiver despite the barrier between your skin and his other hand is merely a fabric of your gown. You stand rigid with terror, being too overwhelmed to move. 

“My, my~” Lord Pantalone locks his hands together, raising an eyebrow. “Being so forward, aren’t you, dear Captain ? If Jester were to see this, surely he would–” 

Just then, you could hear heavy footsteps, and all eyes turn towards the entrance, drawn by the magnetic presence of the man with a towering figure. 

Dressed in a black and dark blue tailored suit with intricate snowflakes on the corners of his suit, it hugs his muscular frame in all the right places. The fabric accentuating his broad shoulders and chiselled physique. With a wide twilight blue pelerine cape, it infused him with a quiet strength, showing a testament to his power and poise.

Seeing Pierro in that attire ignites a flush of warmth that spreads through your cheeks...

[silkjade]

some recent dreams i’ve had in the past few days….

some of us (moots) were hanging out, but then capitano came to pick up femi for a date and she just left

risu threatening me by reading out loud my thirst posts but then the slot machine in front of us hit 777 so now she has to fight aventurine boss

i changed by url to snowyjade

[jessamine-rose]

⊱⋅ Between Chapters ⋅⊰

Read my Yandere! Capitano fics first (*･ω･)ﾉ

Huhuhu I am back with more fluffy drabbles of Capitano x Damsel! Darling + an excuse to thirst over him in a different outfit. Now if you all excuse me, I will go back to crying over his recent Hoyofair appearance (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Note:: Fem reader who is smaller and weaker than Capitano, this is not a dark fic but it is connected to a yandere series

♡ 0.5k words under the cut ♡

By now, the Captain and his wife are a common sight in Zapolyarny Palace.

It makes sense, given the separation they must endure throughout Capitano’s missions. Usually, Damsel just stays in his office. But on one occasion, she is allowed to enter the training area reserved for him and his subordinates.

To the Fatui, it is a glorious occasion!! To be in the presence of the Captain’s wife, to glance at her while sparring. The rumors about her frail countenance and enigmatic gaze are true, as is her hobby for reading. Even now, seated in close proximity to the First Harbinger, she devotes her attention to the book on her lap.

The nearest soldier can’t help but examine the book. A dark twist on Heart of Clear Springs, roughly two hundred pages.

At the start of their training, Damsel had opened the book to the first page. She flips through the pages at a quick pace, unbothered by the noise in the room nor the guard standing next to her. Once in a while, Capitano pauses his lessons to speak to her.

A few hours later, Damsel closes the book, keeps it in her bag, and spends the next few minutes watching her husband. Either she is analyzing his swordsmanship or she is merely lost in her thoughts of the story’s ending. She did finish a novel in one sitting so—

Then she pulls an even thicker book out of her bag.

The soldier can only stare, dumbfounded, as Damsel opens the second book—a dark fairytale from the looks of it—and begins reading. But their thoughts are quickly interrupted by the ominous shadow looming over them.

✿ ⚘ 

“Would you like to return to my office?”

“Huh?” You look up, halfway through the introduction of the story’s supposed Prince Charming.

Capitano places his hand on your shoulder. His gauntlets are off, and his ebony hair is pulled into a high ponytail. He is still wearing his simple training uniform.

“You have been reading at a slower pace. Is it difficult for you to focus on your books?”

Oh, that.

“Not at all,” you tell him. You let go of your book to intertwine your fingers with his. “Besides, I was the one who insisted on coming here. It’s nice to see you in your element.”

A short pause. Beneath his mask, your husband’s gaze must be one of concern.

“Very well,” he concedes. “But if you feel even a fraction of discomfort, inform me at once.”

“All right.”

With that, you let go of his hand and stare down at your book. But you don’t focus on the printed text; rather, you look up once your husband has resumed his demonstration.

Picking up his sword, he spars with another batch of subordinates. The black fabric of the training uniform clings to his body, making it easier for his men to follow his movements—and for you to appreciate every inch of his muscles. It has been quite enjoyable to watch him between chapters.

You cover your face with the book, hiding your smile.

Prince Charming’s introduction can wait. Especially when you have such a lovely view in front of you.

♡

Two drabbles down, an unknown number left to go. Aaahh it's always so nice to think about Capitano and Damsel! Darling ପ꒰⑅°͈꒳°͈꒱੭ु⁾⁾

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[jymwahuwu]

erughhjfjdjf I will muster up more courage for thirst!! same anon who sent in the two stories. ovulation..is still quite strong as an non-binary person.

Capitano comparing his length to your head when you rest your cheek on his lap. It's absolutely.. overwhelming in size to say the least, his pulsing vein right against your cheek. You give a faint kiss to it, a growl and his hand tightened on your head is your answer as he stares down at you. He can't help it. You look so..tempting on your knees like that.

But you can't take it down your throat, your lips can only pepper him in kisses, the length standing proud once he decides that it is enough. Because now..he wishes to give you your reward.

Which is you being held down in a mating press as he smoothes your mewls with each inch of his. He coaches you through it with plenty of praise and kisses, murmuring about how you're just so lovely and cute for taking him like this.

I imagine he loves any type of position that allows him to see your face..he seems like the gentleman to also kiss your tears away even as you get overstimulated and overwhelmed from how big you are..

Capitano..the man that you are..

cw: oral sex, mating press, yandere

I'm going into a coma…love this concept😔😩😩😩💖💦 You're totally incapable of giving him a blowjob. Size does not fit.

You drop to your knees, but all you can do is hesitantly kiss his glans and wrap your lips around that size. "M…wa…" You only took it halfway, which was the limit. Tears splashed on his cock, and your lips were painful from being stretched too much. Capitano doesn't know how this could happen. He never paid attention to his size and rarely masturbated. He remains loyal to Tsaritsa and fights for the world and duty, not seeing desire as something to be immersed in. But…you. You are special. You pulled your lips away from his cock and exhaled loudly. And he gently grabbed your hair and pulled you back onto his thick cock. You parted your lips, feeling sore just sucking and kissing his glans.

Since your lips can't handle this, the wet flesh between your legs would be a good option. Pull your legs as wide as possible, align your butt with his long cock, and lock you in the mating press. The size expands and opens the wet folds of flesh that you are not accustomed to accepting. Your moans and cries are soothed and removed. He kissed your tears away and kept praising you in an authoritative voice for how well you were doing, how perfectly and gifted you were to accommodate his size. In this position, you have to look directly into his dark blue eyes as deep as the bottom of a lake. There is nowhere to escape. You panicked and tried to turn your head away, but you only received support on your cheek and countless tongue kisses.

The cute gesture of you cumming on his cock while being overstimulated to the point of talking nonsense… He had to admit that you looked so cute and helpless under the cover of his figure.

[deuxcherise]

Rebirth

Spoiler Warning!!! Written as of Update 4.7 in Genshin Impact (game) C/w: Unhealthy behavior, mentions of death, mentions of resurrection, definitely OOC Dottore (?), yandere Dottore, gender neutral reader A/n: So I decided to write something a little… experimental (hehe pun intended) with this, but I will say that I’m not that knowledgeable about the character. I did a little research and read some character analysis and like… could I make him romanceable? Welp, I guess this is my take on him hehe. So basically, a certain doctor is too obsessed with you to let you go… Masterlist

“(Y/n)! Please… you can't…”

His voice… Those were the last words you heard in his voice, raw from screaming and choking from tears, before your vision blurs to black…

…..

…..

…..

For those who dare to pledge their ultimate allegiance and abilities to the Tsaritsa and the Fatui, they are made aware of certain oddities they must keep in mind, specifically regarding the Harbingers.

Pierro “The Jester”, the no. 1 Harbinger, tends to sport strange red marks on his neck every so often. If you happen to notice, do not question it.

Il Dottore “The Doctor”, the no. 2 Harbinger, tends to head off to experiment in his secret laboratory. Curious or not, do not question it.

Columbina “Damselette”, the no. 3 Harbinger, is known to either be sleeping or singing. If her eyes are closed, do not question it.

Arlecchino “The Knave”, the no. 4 Harbinger, tends to respond to “Father” rather than “Mother”. If you have the urge to ask if you can call her “Daddy”, don't.

Pulcinella “The Rooster”, the no. 5 Harbinger, happens to possess a pet rooster. Don't bother asking about its name.

The no. 6 Harbinger has been vacant for hundreds of years, either out of respect for the original Harbinger who occupied this position or simply because no one has bothered. Don't question it.

Sandrone “Marionette”, the no. 7 Harbinger, has a vendetta against the no. 11 Harbinger. She won't answer why.

The no. 8 Harbinger is dead. May she finally rest in peace, for she has endured tragedy upon tragedy for far too long.

Pantalone “Regrator”, the no. 9 Harbinger, unfortunately, does not possess a vision. Question it and he shall see that you and your kin and your kin's kin will forever waste away in poverty.

Il Capitano “The Captain”, the no. 10 Harbinger, conceals his identity entirely. Though his beautiful blue eyes may prompt curiosity, no, he will not take off his helmet and no, he will not answer any questions about whether or not his foot size does indeed correlate with his–

Tartaglia “Childe”, the no. 11 Harbinger, has a thirst for battle 24/7. Even if you do question it, you still would not understand and you might also be pulled into one of his deadly spars. Ask at your own risk.

Call it fortune, if you will, for you had never had the chance to meet any of these Harbingers– Except for one. A long time ago, before he was inducted into the Tsaritsa's special forces.

He was called many names during his youth. A lunatic. A heretic. A madman. A monster.

At that time, he simply questioned whether or not it was possible for a human to create a god. Or if it was possible to elevate humans to the level of god? How could they not see the potential humans had? Was their visions so narrow?

Undeterred by naysayers and resistance, he conducted his research and found reliable results. Sure, the experiments may be unethical, but what research is truly ethical? Ethics are but human constructs, and the further his research reaches, the more they would understand.

Would they not?

No, they wouldn't.

And so, he was chased out of his hometown. While it seems tragic since his exile was most likely due to his unforgivable crimes which involved strangulation which caused death, lying about the cause of said person's death, could you call it a tragedy if it led him to meeting you?

You, some ordinary traveling merchant who happened to find him on the side of the road, hungry and cold. Despite knowing his crimes and his terrible thoughts and his horrid experimentation, you took him in anyway. Together, you both traveled to all kinds of places. Although, he itched to get his hands on a proper lab and begin experimentation again, he strangely found himself content in watching you.

Your goods involved herbs and potions, small medications. To his amazement, you could remember all kinds of remedies in your head without requiring a written word. And somehow you could cure anyone who came across your path, no matter what ailment was afflicted on them. Even those with supposedly incurable diseases. A doctor, of some sort.

“What you doing, sitting here dilly-dallying? Shouldn't we be going? There's many more clients to heal!”

With your eyes closed, you wave at him to come sit beside you on the grass. He acquiesces, though he continues to prompt you.

“There comes a time in everyone's life when they must take a much needed break,” you answer, with a smile and a hum. “Even the most brilliant minds.”

He scoffs. “If the most brilliant of minds took a break, we would not have advanced as far as we have, now would we, (Y/n)?”

“Hm… that's true. But it would eventually happen one day, no? One day, we will find a way to travel all over world with just a tap of a button. One day, we will find a way to travel past the heavens. One day, we might even find a way to travel, say, another world! A world completely different from ours.”

He looks up at the sky, covered bright blue with a couple of fluffy clouds. “One day, I will find a way for humans to become gods.”

“Heh. I have complete faith in you,” you say nonchalantly. “And I will patiently look forward to the day that happens. Good things come to those who wait after all, right? For now, won't you enjoy this lovely day with me?”

He didn't know why he was so… infatuated with you, but there was a time he had once thought, with a god of healing such as you existing in this world and by his side, perhaps… was there any need for him to find a way for humans to become or create gods? Ever since the moment he confessed his feelings, you had blessed him with kisses and hugs and so much more…

A heaven-sent angel, he used to sweetly call you. A sweet-talking liar, you used to sweetly call him.

Wasn't the world perfect just the way it was?

No. It never was.

One unsatisfied client meant one bad review. It happens. It's normal. A merchant like you could only apologize and move on to the next. You weren't a miracle worker, just someone who gets lucky most of the time.

One unsatisfied client with large connections and a large temper, however? Failure is out of the question, and unfortunately you had failed to heal them.

And unfortunately, he wasn't there to save you.

It was only in your last moments he was able to reach you, as you lay on blackened ground burned by flames. He watched as the light faded from your eyes. He listened as you exhaled your last breath. He felt your body turn cold in his very arms. As he clutched your corpse, he looked to the skies which were dark and grey, heavy with rain that day.

He laughed a laughter that echoed in the vast space of the middle of nowhere where your body had been dumped, his voice devoid of emotion.

What kind of gods would allow those disgusting creatures to take you away from him?

No. No, there no gods in this world. Only fakers. Fakers out for their own selfish motives.

Not like you, a true god. One who had accepted him when no one else would.

These humans who took you away from him– 

No. No no no no no.

You’re merely… asleep. Yes. Asleep. Those humans were just unenlightened beings, who believed they had the strength to kill you but- but- but- but really all they did was release you from your mortal vessel.

All he needed to do was create a viable vessel for you to settle back in, yes?

Beep, beep, beep, beep. Tsssshhh.

The mechanical door to the lab hisses as it opens, allowing the owner to step in, and the door closes behind him. He walks towards the center of the room, where a naked body lays on a slightly tilted upward bed. Wires of all kinds are connected to the arms and limbs, hooked up to machines meant to capture vitals if the person was alive. Many areas of the person’s skin have been replaced with modifications, so as to preserve their beauty as he remembers.

Dottore reaches up and caresses your cold cheek. Other than a few square patches of unmatching skin and the lack of movement in your chest, you look at peace with your eyes closed, as if you are merely asleep.

Every time he touches you, he hopes you would awaken, open your eyes and gaze at him lovingly as you once did. Every time, you never do, laying as still as that day many years ago.

“I know you have waited for so long, but finally have the Dendro Gnosis in my possession, (Y/n),” Dottore utters with a shaky breath, his manic smile the only thing visible with his mask.

You say nothing, as expected.

“I have yet to tell the Tsaritsa what I plan to use it for. But there is no reason to, is there?” He brings out the green chess-like piece from his pocket. It glows with the Dendro element. “I've sacrificed so much for this. And now… now… HahHahahaHhaha!”

The doctor gets to works immediately, leaving your body to turn on all of the machines. Electricity travels through exposed coils, lights flash with on and off as energy strange liquids pump through the wires and tubes connected to your body. He comes back to you and holds the gnosis. His eyes land on the middle of your chest, marked with black ink for precision.

Although this particular process of inserting a gnosis into one's body is slightly from how he had successfully inserted the Electro Gnosis into that kabukimono brat, Dottore just knows this will succeed as well and places the gnosis against the middle of your chest, which it then magically gets absorbed into your body.

For a moment, it seems to be proceeding as planned.

The next, everything starts to fail.

Coils shatter and electricity dances! Red lights flash all over the lab! A blaring alarm whines over and over! The machines beep uncontrollably! Your body convulses terribly on its metal bed!

Horrified, Dottore rushes to shut everything down. He rips the wires and tubes from your body, despite how badly they burn off his gloves and the skin of his palms. Your body comes to a stop, but nothing moves except for smoke and sparks. The Dendro Gnosis was absorbed, but it did not return. And neither did you.

“NO!” Dottore shouts. “NO NO NO NO NO!”

He falls to his knees and slams his fists against the floor, crying out “NO!” over and over until his voice is raw and cracked. His current form was not made to be able to cry, but if he could they would have drowned his eyes underneath the mask. 

He grips his hair and grits his teeth to the point they make a jarring noise like nails on a chalkboard.

What did he do wrong? All of his calculations were on point. He’s a doctor! He’s supposed to be able to heal you. Why didn't you come back? Why didn't you come back?

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…..

After what seems like a while, a message arrives from the Tsaritsa via a knock on the laboratory entrance. The Doctor has no choice but to answer. He stands up, looks at you with emotionless eyes. He’ll have to deal with your corpse later.

He takes several steps backwards and pulls a rope, releasing heavy curtains that block the sight of you from view before he answers the door. The unfortunate Fatui messenger has the misfortune of being the first person to meet with a very, very disgruntled Doctor. May the gods protect that poor soul from his wrath…

The Doctor had indeed made a mistake in his calculations. All good things must end, yes, but it is said that all good things come to those who wait. 

In the darkness of the lab, shrouded by smoke, a glowing green mark of the Dendro element lights up in the middle of your chest. Light green lines begin expanding all of your body, leaving trails like circulating blood in your arteries and veins. Once the lines have reached the edges of your body, they suddenly disappear.

Beep… �� … Beep… … …

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[for-teyvat-gravity-falls-au]

The visions of Stanley and Stanford

Stanley Pines:

Stan's visions are Cryo and Pyro

Stan's first vision was Cryo vision

This vision is the most characteristic of him, as it represents Stan's past and how circumstances pushed him to be colder with everyone around him.

A life of tragedies and misery led him to try to survive with a false smile, because for him, life was a stage in which he had to pretend to be someone else

Stan's Cryo vision appeared during our travelers' trip to Fontaine, when he was tried in a trial to determine whether he was guilty of destroying Ford's invention.

After being exposed and humiliated, his vision appeared as a last defensive measure to protect himself against the outside world that ridiculed him.

So much suffering and accumulated pain ended with a broken man...

But even in the darkest storm, Stan demonstrated his unwavering desire for justice and respect, not for himself, but for those who are innocent and have everything against them.

Stanley, Fontaine's defender of justice, with fists that can break anything, capable of facing anyone in order to protect those he loves most even if he gives his life for it.

Stanley's second Vision is Pyro

After the storm, the cold and the anguish, Stanley is reborn from the ashes as someone different, achieving something that no one could expect, having two visions in one,a vision that combines the cold of its past and the warmth of its future

During her journey through Natlan, Mavuika saw in Stan a flame, a desire to fight and protect, giving his life for those he loves.

Mavuika decides to test Stanley, putting him through a training session in which he faced many warriors and emerged victorious.

Once the stranger had proven his worth, Mavuika summoned him to discuss the possibility of him becoming a warrior of Natlan.

Stan is surprised by the proposal, and Mavuika vaguely tells him that he has a great future ahead of him.

With little confidence in his intentions, Stan lets Mavuika train him as a warrior, while they tried to figure out everything related to the abyss, Kachina and Capitano, Stan proved his worth.

During the great war that took thousands of lives, Stan protected his friends and his brother with all his soul, the fire inside him had returned after a long time

His whole life was about protecting and saving the ones he loves, even if it meant sacrificing himself to save everyone he cares about.

That fire, that spark of life that Mavuika saw in him, that spark that was dying, resurfaced with force and, when Stan saves his family from a threat, his vision and his old name appear. (Xilonen was the one who forged the ancient names of Stan and Aether)

Once her vision makes its appearance, her two visions merged into one, combining into a powerful force of cold and heat, the goddess of war and the archon Cryo They gave him their blessing because they saw that in him there was an unparalleled force of nature.

Stanford Pines:

Stanford is the only one of the Pines twins with a vision, and this is his vision Dendro

Stanford's Dendro Vision

His vision appeared in Sumeru, during his search for the truth and to stop the sages who were trying to use the electro Gnosis to create a new god.

Stanford overcame his thirst for knowledge to protect and save his friends and brother, fighting alongside Stan against Scaramouche.

With his ingenuity, Ford manages to put together a strategy by mixing the elements of his teammates

Thanks to his ingenuity and letting go of his obsession with obtaining the answers, Dendro's vision is granted, not because of his desire for knowledge, but because he stood up for something more important than that.

Ford is still struggling to avoid being fooled by those who flatter him and tell him he has a great future.

But in his heart he knows that he will always have someone to tell him when to put his feet on the ground, and if it is not Nahida, it will be Stan and the children.

[queenphanessa]

Arlecchino Theories That Won't Leave My Head

So I had been waiting a long ass for Arlecchino to appear in game, and when she did, she didn't seem much like how Childe and Wanderer described her or how she first appeared in the Winter Night's Lazzo teaser trailer (until she popped off on Furina in the archon quest and was openly angry like she was in the trailer). So I kept revisiting their voicelines about her:

So what can be taken from both of their statements is that Arlecchino is insane. Really insane. I mean

This level of insane. But!

I have different theories about what they meant. Childe: First, Childe says that he doesn't like Arlecchino and says that she'd betray others, even the Tsaritsa herself, if she stood to gain anything from it, making her insane. However, during the Labyrinth Warriors event, Childe had this to say:

Childe outright describes himself as someone who doesn't care for allegiance and dismisses the concepts of right and wrong in favor of the euphoria of combat... which is far from sane and isn't painting him as someone who's very loyal. In the The Bad Guy of Vimara Village quest that first became available in version 3.0 in August, a month after Arlecchino was teased in the A Winter Night's Lazzo teaser in July, we learn about the ideals Arlecchino teaches her wards from Trofin:

This right here? It's similar to what Childe said in his story quest about protecting the innocence of children and their dreams. So Childe has no regard for allegiance, has no qualms against disregarding what's right or wrong for the sake of the thrill of battle, and believes in letting children have their innocence and defends their dreams before they have to face the tribulations of adulthood. So why does he have a problem with Arlecchino? Hypocrisy? My first thought was that Arlecchino must've done something so bad that not even Childe wants anything to do with her.

Then I thought about those theories where Arlecchino isn't as bad as people think she is and Childe thinks she's insane because she makes her disloyalty to the Tsaritsa so obvious. When 4.0 dropped, Momoyo (who is now named "Chitose") from that The Very Special Fortune Slip world quest now has additional dialogue after you complete that quest and she tells you information she's heard where Arlecchino, who was a child of the House of the Hearth herself, had a "serious clash" with the previous Knave (known as the "Director" in Freminet's character stories) years ago and replaced her as the new head of the House. It's implied that Arlecchino killed her predecessor and if that's the case, that's brings me to my theory as to why Childe doesn't like her and thinks she doesn't have a sane bone in her body. If there's anything that Childe would cherish more than even thirst for a good fight, I'm confident that it's his family. We've seen in his story quest how much he cares for his family, especially his little brother Teucer. Family obviously means a lot to Childe. So Arlecchino killing the "Director" who raised her, killing her family, would be a step too far much for the family-oriented Childe.

Based on what we know from Freminet's character stories, the "Director" was an abusive woman to her wards, but I don't think Childe would know about that. The Harbingers aren't close and aren't always aware of what their colleagues are doing (Capitano had to ask Dottore what happened with Scaramouche and the Electro Gnosis and Dottore said he'd make his move eventually, even though he was secretly working with Scaramouche on a plan to make him Sumeru's new god). So it wouldn't be a stretch to say that Childe would be unaware of much of what goes on in the House of the Hearth other than hearing a potentially credible rumor that Arlecchino killed her parental figure.

Wanderer:

Now. Wanderer is a known hater. A self-admitted hater, no less (in his voiceline about Nahida, he admits that he tends to see the worst in people), but that didn't stop me stop me from liking him. When Scaramouche first appeared in the Unreconciled Stars event, he pretended to be nice to the Traveler and co., but said that he would have killed the Traveler had Mona not teleported them away, behaving exactly like a wolf in sheep's clothing who put on a front to deceive people, so him saying that about Arlecchino is pure hypocrisy. And about him saying she's crazy? My guy, wanting to supplant Sumeru's god in a process that would've erased who you were as a person (partially) due to centuries long unresolved mommy issues is definitely crazy. At first I almost disregarded what Wanderer said, and then that Unfinished Comedy world quest dropped and we're introduced to an NPC called "Caterpillar" with markings on his arms that are similar to Arlecchino's markings and was made that way due to experiments from someone connected to the Narzissenkreuz Ordo, an organization that wanted to create "Neo Humans" with the power of the Abyss.

He's even referred to as a "wolf in sheep's clothing" with his "true form" being that of an Anemo Hilichurl Rogue (which is odd because wouldn't his human form be his true form since hilichurls were originally humans?).

Which leads me to my second theory that Arlecchino had ties to the Narzissenkreuz Ordo and she has a "true form" similar to Caterpillar and when she enters that form, she becomes more manic, wild, and violent which is why anyone who sees that side of her would "go poof". These are just theories I have, but it feels good to get them off my chest.