#cant wait for the anime aah

[ghostsberry]

WE ARE SEX BOB OMB!

[ddejavvu]

(ty other anon for reminding me of venom 😈😈)

this is so unholy of me but i cant stop thinking of bodyguard!eddie/venom w a drunk party animal reader who snuck out and is caught, xarried home by eddie/venom back to her house 😫😫 hggg may i kindly pretty pls with a cherry on top have even the smallest drop of smut wit him

today is multiverse monday, send me any au you can think of! :)

this post is 18+, minors dni.

You wouldn't have ducked outside for fresh air had you known what was waiting for you in the alleyway beside the bar. It's stuffy inside, so you make your way out the heavy back door, but the second it shuts something slimy wraps around your ankle and yanks, and the brick wall you're facing offers you no purchase as you scrape and claw at its surface.

"I have found her!" A deep, mighty voice roars, and you're flipped upside down, dangling in mid-air by your ankle. Venom's terrifying visage greets you, all razor sharp, dripping teeth and cloudy white eyes.

"You have been," Venom muses, sticking his tongue out to smear it along the expanse of your cheek, "Drinking."

You squeal in disgust at the feeling of the alien's tongue on your skin, but there's nothing you can do as you dangle upside down over the side of the roof.

"And smoking," Venom adds, at the slight aroma of smoke in the air.

"I wasn't smoking," You defend meekly, "Bars just smell like that."

"I do not care what you did inside." Venom growls, "I care that you are not still in your bedroom. Eddie told you to stay there."

"I wanted to have fun," You huff, and your legs split for just a brief second, but it's enough to knock the fabric of your skirt loose from between them. You'd managed to pinch the cloth between your knees when you'd been caught so that it didn't expose you to the cold night air, but apparently your muscles aren't strong enough to hold you still for long enough, and the garment falls around your waist, up towards your face.

"Aah! Venom," You push aimlessly at the skirt, only succeeding in swinging yourself slightly in his grip, "Put me down!"

But the symbiote's eyes have narrowed, and the ooze holding your ankle in place slowly spreads up your thighs. The black slime forces your legs apart, and Venom inhales sharply, long, dripping tongue coming back out to wrap around your upper thigh. He licks at your skin and saliva drips down up your leg, towards your waist where you're still suspended upside down.

Your bird-like screeches at how publicly exposed you are do nothing to deter the symbiote from tasting you, and when he gets a hint of the cum that's managed to soak through your panties and stain the creases of your thighs he roars, jerking you to the side and slamming you down against the roof of the building.

You expect to be winded, or even injured as your back hits the concrete but Venom's ooze blankets your fall, keeping you stuck firm and spread out for him on the roof.

"Whose cum is this?" Venom growls, eyes narrow and cloudy as he stares accusatorily at you. When you don't answer he lets out another frustrated snarl, jamming his tongue directly into your cunt.

He must have used a tendril of his ooze to tug aside your panties, because you have absolutely no time to prepare before his long, slimy tongue is stuffed entirely into your cunt. It feels deeper than anything you've ever had before, and you practically howl at how intrusive the muscle is as it swipes aggressively through your insides.

"This is not Eddie's," Venom growls, and you're filled with visions of hooking up with the man and his symbiote only the night prior after a tense night of his guard. You hadn't expected anything long-term from the fuck, really you'd just assumed they were doing it because you had to be stuck together, but apparently Venom had other ideas.

"And it is not mine." He speaks, plunging his tongue back into your abused hole. He scoops the cum out of your cunt and gathers it in his maw before spitting it back over you, painting your face with an obscene mixture of his sticky saliva and your last hookup's release.

"You are dirty," He decides, yanking your skirt back down to cover your gaping cunt. The ooze separating you from the concrete roof below disappears, but Venom's hold on you only tightens as he gathers you in his arms.

"We are going back to your apartment," Venom informs you, voice especially gravelly, "And we are going to punish you for sneaking out. Eddie is not happy, and neither am I. You will not leave again. We are trying to protect you."

"But Venom-"

"No arguments," Venom extends a tendril of slime to cover your mouth, and the stuff sticks to your lips, prying its way between them to form fingers as he gags you, "I hope you are ready, pet. We are going to teach you a lesson you will never forget."

[stereax]

also i am sorry for flooding your inbox. BUT MY HEAD EXPLODED I SWEAR IM AMAZED BY HOW WELL THE FANFIC IS WRITTEN AND ABOUT THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING AAH i want to scream. i cant wait to see more literally this is insane and i love the fic so so so much

also i have the urge to draw Mercy with a chicken now.

please flood my inbox it literally makes my day!!!

I'm going to try to stick to my every-other-day upload schedule, answering asks when I get them. Pacing, writing regularly, and going through with something I've promised myself I'd do - building a routine of sorts.

but AAAAAAAAA I'm so happy people are reading it and enjoy it!!!!!

tiny pirate mercy with a chicken, what chaos will he commit

(fun fact - pirates DID usually take livestock on board with them, especially chickens, cows, and the like, which helped their food supply by providing eggs and milk. when the animals' feed was depleted, they would then become the food. did I mention I overresearch?)

[eukrasian]

anyways um i bought a ticket to see evangelion thrice upon a time in theatres and i’m rly rly excited i have to drive there myself which i’m nervous about but i’m so excited to go see it

[pgrdorms]

May I request a fic where lee and kamui has their fun with commander?? Its fine if you cant write two at the same time. Lee would be fine since I havent seen a lee anywhere yet;; I cant. Exactly come up with a scenario in which that would have him "having fun" with commander but I'm just thinking like. He would be extremely sadistic with commander. I have this headcannon(?) Because I watch the official animations and... lee is. Sadistic. That's all I can say. And kamui is a victim. Lol. Anyways my request is lee and kamui having fun with commander and if two doesnt work out for you just lee having fun with commander (maybe a little bit of him being a sadistic fuck if you are okay with that...) is fine!!

I didnt expect for this to get this long lmao;;

awsdhki hoooo spiicyyy. I got carried away and made this super long LMAO

Lee and Kamui NSFW | 18+ party

Lee | Kamui | GN!Reader threesome

Mentions: heavy SMUUUTTT, threesome, spanking, bit of choking, sadistic Lee, slight sub Kamui, reader is basically a cock sleeve, no plot

new banner cus is a <3some

You found yourself cornered in your room, with Kamui and Lee hovering over you in bed

It was in the middle of the night you were woken up by Kamui and Lee knocking on your door, asking to come in and talk about something

You weren't expecting this though

"(y/n) has been working us too hard lately, don't you think we deserve some reward?" Lee's cold voice is a stark contrast to the lust you see in his dark eyes. "Lee, we both agreed we would only go through with this is (y/n) is okay with it," Kamui reminds him.

"I've seen how you look at (y/n), I know you want this just as bad," Lee smirks, moving his hands down to your underwear.

"Naughty commandant, only wearing your underwear to bed? It's like you were asking us to fuck you," Lee teases. You were taken aback by his change in personality, but the throbbing below made it clear how turned on you were. "(y/n) if its okay, we want to just let off steam and make you feel good..." Kamui whispers behind your ear, his hands also roaming your nude body.

Your mind became hazy as you felt their hard bodies pressed up against you, feeling their bulges through their pants. You could hardly think straight while the both of them trailed kisses across your neck and back. Lee tilts your head up with his hand, waiting for your answer. You gulp, and shyly lean forward to kiss his lips.

.

.

.

.

"You like that you dirty slut? Taking both cocks at the same time like a fucking whore," Lee pounds into your hole, pushing your mouth further down Kamui's length. He hisses and tightens his grip on your hair, swearing under his breath. "Fuck...(y/n), feels...good" Kamui pants. Watching you struggle to fit his cock in your mouth, it just felt too good. "C-can I fuck your pretty mouth (y/n)? Y-you want to make me feel good too right?" Kamui begs.

"(y/n) can't answer you with your cock in there," Lee leans over and shoves your head further down, you gag in the process, saliva dripping from your lips.

"A-ah! Be careful with them Lee-" Kamui warns but moans loudly when Lee drags your head off his manhood and back down. "C'mon (y/n) don't you want to show Kamui your thanks? Until you make him cum, I'm not going to move."

You whine and wriggle your hips, trying to get Lee to move. A hand harshly spanks your ass making you come up and gasp. Just as you tried to catch your breathe Lee shoves you back down onto Kamui's cock. "Mmph!"

You drag your mouth up and down his length, trying your best to fit all of him inside. Kamui's eyes roll back as he thrusts his hips up into you, "S-sorry (y/n) it just feels too good! J-just a little longer..." he groans. His hands gently stroke your cheek, before grabbing your head and harshly pushing you down. "Mm I-I'm so close, I'm gonna come down your throat yeah? Make sure to swallow all of me~"

You supress your gag as you feel thick ribbons of cum shoot deep down your throat, using your tongue to lap at any stray strings of cum. "What a dirty cum slut" Lee smirks.

He didn't give you a chance of rest as he slammed his hips against you, bottoming out. "L-Lee wait I'm still inside (y/n)" Kamui moans, his cock twitching at the overstimulation. "Shut up, I know what I'm doing."

You begin to twitch around Lee's cock, struggling to keep up with his rough pace. Every slam of his hips pushes you forward on Kamui, you feel him grow stiff again inside your mouth. "H-haaah...nnng" Kamui's moans grow loader, as he tries to wriggle away, "S-stop! I-if you keep going I'm gonna-" he's cut off as he feels himself cum again in your mouth.

You don't even have the chance to swallow his cum when you're ripped off Kamui and pushed onto your side. "My turn," Lee smirks and plunges back inside your hole, his hand helps hoist your leg onto his shoulder while your other rests on the bed. The new angle makes you scream as you feel Lee's thick cock push deeper inside you.

"A-aah! Mmh p-please!" you cry. "Please what (y/n)? You need to tell me or I won't know what you want."

Lee had a sadistic smirk on his face, he took delight seeing you writhe in pleasure because of him. With the slutty expression on your face, how could he resist teasing you?

"Mmh fuck- f-fill m...cum...hahh...fill me up!" you whine. "Only if you take all my cum like a good cum bucket."

Seeing you nod eagerly, Lee chuckles and goes feral. Fingers digging into your soft thigh, Lee thrusts into you, chasing his own high.

"Gonna fill you up with my cum, don't waste a single drop," Lee grunts. With one last thrust Lee finishes inside you, grinding his groin into you to get as deep as possible.

Your whole body trembled, you had no energy to even move. Kamui cuddles up to you, giving you a loving kiss. "(y/n)'s the best, making us feel so good."

Lee plops down on the other side, his hands gently stroking your back. "I hope you don't mind us coming back (y/n), after all, you owe us this much."

[0tivez]

I feel like to a certain extent I also had that toxic phase of calling people a poser lol and people calling me a poser as well :p in the end we like what we like and fuck people who try and make us feel bad about those things <3

I LOVE R/JUJUTSUSHI!!!! its the best place for spoilers ���� jk jk. I could go on an ugly rant it as well. Imagine someone cringe bc they find someone attractive and consume the media around them??? I hate people's logic sometimes; lemme enjoy hot anime 2d men/women fuck off :D

LMFAO I think thats the only downside of talking with strangers about theories and such I think?? sometimes they don't understand or aren't open minded about other povs (and the latter is fine, you don't have to accept something that you dislike but pls don't be mean about it you're gonna hurt my feelings)

I hold haikyuu people to grown up standards but they're literally in 1st year of hs tf TT lets be best friends! I'll be the Yamaguchi to your Tsukishima <3 but fr, I don't know if you've reached this point but the episode where Tsukki's backstory was revealed...I feel nothing but pain. I can also relate to him as well tbh; I like how Haikyuu characters are, as far as I know, very humanly fleshed out!

Ohhhh I love cotton candy! It's been a while since I've eaten it tho :,) ill add it to my watch list! lately ive kinda been fixing my life/schedule so I hope I can start reading csm and jjk and watch more anime!

I...I was watching, you know...I was watching pørñ TT

YOU JUST MADE ME REMEMBER!!! I WANTED TO TELL YOU BUT IT SLIPPED MY MIND ANYWAY WE GOT A RELEASE DATE!!!!!! THE MOVIE IS GONNA BE RELEASED THE 24TH OF MARCH allegedly and I say allegedly bc even though news channels have made comments about the release date, cinemas over haven't said anything?? but ig lets just hope for the best TT my cousin wanted to go to the movies wearing outfits inspired by Gojo and Nanami and it would be fun so imma just hope for the best :,)

I would also watch the shaky version. no doubt, no hesitation. A bookstore over here was selling jjk volume 8 at a discount price and I really wanted to buy it but my dad wouldn't let me TT I need to get a job fr

EYYYY CSM PROPAGANDA >:) I think its more of a Latin American Spanish thing tbh BUT LETS GO

Yuzuru is an ethereal being. There's just so much about him that blows me away I cant- and all his skating outfits :,D I keep thinking about skating aus since the olympics; they're plaguing my mind

#mappareanimateeverythingpleaseimbeggingyou2k22

I think one of my friends told me that mappa kinda exploited their workers but I wouldn't be 100% sure; I didn't fact check. I also don't know if im using the ; correctly bc I don't English very well as of lately lmfao.

I don't know where I stand with cosplays, I like the ones that aren't a carbon copy of the characters but outfits inspired by them and such. I think those are very neat!

I hope you had a nice weekend!! <3

-🥳 anon

right lmao it's also those same guys that drool over rem and shit too

i don't think i've seen his backstory yet. i DO know that his brother is voiced by geto's va tho 👀 i should really finish it

you were watching PORN in your FAMILY CAR??? you're a menace to society and i don't know if i respect you or hate you for that (jk jk.... unless)

i saw 18th of march but it was for usa :') it's nowhere close to where i am lol i might watch the crappy drive versions. for now, i will be hyped for the batman

AAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR VOL8 AND 9 FOR AGES BUT THEYRE BOTH SOLD OUT! they are not translated which means they are so fucking expensive but i was ready to pay for it.... anyways i bought vol 0 and 1 for very cheap, i need to just wait for them to get translated :') they're only at vol 2 but damn i can wait to see getos fat titties and toji traumatizing gojo

mappa most likely does exploit their workers. i did hear tho that they are paid well, better than most other animators, so baby steps ig

lol i don't really look for punctuation either, it's impossible to learn lol so PSA if i ever have weird punctuation, it's cause i do it the way i do in turkish lol

i agree! most cosplays don't work out well for that reason :( hakken is a god tho

have a good one!

[chidoroki]

The Promised Neverland S2EP3

aka: I AM CONFUSION??

I focused solely on BnHA ch298 leaks all afternoon to help me avoid any episode spoilers, so here we go!

“Identity” is such a bop, I swear.

Pfftt the kids on Sonju’s horse.

Again we shall thank Ray for all the pictures he took of their family.

Ray playing chess with Sonju?? Yes!! Of course he wins but I also love how Sonju praises him.

And the children bring up Norman again.. and our boy looks so sad now aww.

Oh good! They do show Ray trying the pen’s code at night again.

A head-pat! Finally!

Also, I just noticed but even some of the younger kids have bows too when it was originally Emma, Ray, Gilda and Don who had them in the manga. Or wait, maybe not Don because they gave him.. a broom or something odd right? Whatever.

“Aim for the center of their face, right at the eyes.” Oh.. so, Sonju straight up tells them the demon’s weakness instead of Ray figuring out himself in later chapters.... okay.

And wait.. didn’t we miss out on the factory farm chatter too?

The necklace!! Aah it’s so pretty.. girl, you better hold onto it for dear life! Do NOT lose it!

“I hope you remember us from time to time.” ..... ah, ha...

“I can’t wait for the day.. when I can eat as many humans as I want.” This scene serves as a perfect reminder to me that even though I fully trust Sonju, he can still be a little sketchy. The anime nailed that panel of him bearing his teeth though.

Christie.. I know some translations had that as his name but I’m too used to Chris. Regardless, I love this child!

Yeeaaahh Sonju! Take out those farm demons!

Ooohh boy, we’re already at B06-32 and the episode isn’t even a full ten minutes in.. I’m starting to shake from excitement.

Chris, Alicia and Mark causing an uproar and then there’s Rossi with that damn face of his!! Hahaha I love these children!!

Shelter! Shelter! Shelter!

Umm... excuse me?? I believe a certain someone is missing!! HELLO??? Cloverworks, what the actual FUCK!

“It doesn’t look like anybody lives here.” Yeah, exactly! And that’s the big problem here! Where is our dude??

The letter was... just conveniently tacked to the wall instead of hidden in one of the archive’s many books...

Speaking of archive room, wow. It’s much larger than I thought it would be!

Yeess!! We finally get to hear Nat play piano! Bro, I’m so impressed by him!

Wait!! Huh? Dominic, what did you do? Did you just reveal the armory?? I thought you-know-who had to open the top of the piano and fiddle around with it in order to open the secret door.. not just play a random key.

And.. the room is empty? Umm..? They found the secret paths easily enough though.

“I can’t stop crying. What is this?” Rossi you are so precious.. and also a mood right now.

Mmm that little smile between Ray and Emma though, thank you anime. How you managed to remember that small panel and not ONE OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED CHARACTERS OF THE SERIES is beyond me..

I’ve read these chapters so many times that I could practically hear Nat and Lani’s thoughts on eating animals when Emma suggested it.

They all didn’t change outfits yet either. They’re still all in white instead of the black pants and skirts.. but then again that was the following day.

Nat capturing all the hearts today.

This radio scene though.. that’s new. It actually works too.

OH they’re gonna notice that Isabella isn’t at the house though, oh my god waiiitt!

Or maybe not, only heard house one and four.

Hold up, a door with the morse code for pen? I know there’s one at GP for that, but here too?.. Did I miss something?

Ah right, Yvette finds the room with all the “help” scribbled on the walls.

What? The damn phone?? Isn’t it supposed to be in a room hidden underneath the table in the monitor room? not just behind some random doors?

Fucking hell! Did we really need that damn sound effect to just zoom in closer to the “help” written on the wall? It was so sudden it scared the shit out of me it.

And why the hell is the phone ringing!!

I.. huh? What? WHAT??

Cloverworks.. I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS!! What are you doing!?

For real though.. I cant’ even say what chapter we left off on because so much was changed.. IMPORTANT STUFF TOO MIGHT I ADD!

Damn it.. I wanted to just relax this evening, but now I have several words.... hold on. You know what’s coming, just give me a moment..

[wolfcrunch]

idk if you're watching jujutsu anime, but DUDE, the second OP and ED are something else,,, im in love with the first opening but MAN THIS ONE? T H I S ONE? i was about to die when i saw it. ALSO. nOBARA. i love her in manga but i LOVE HER in anime, and the fights overall are so fantastic aah,, i kinda dropped it after 5th ep because i got busy, now im catching up and HOLY HELL IS THIS REAL? I CAN'T WAIT to see how current manga events are about to be animated I WILL DIE

i hadnt actually seen the new OP or ED yet (i’ve only watched up to... ep 11? i think) so i went to go have a look. and oh my god. they’re both so good?? MAPPA absolutely nailed it yet again.

the ED was so sweet though... the fact that much of it was made to look as it was filmed by Itadori?? just snapshots of his life and his time with the team and his friends and i just......MAN

and yeah!! Nobara is so good... in the manga, but especially in the anime because you get to see the scenes finally animated, and i think the experience with animation and voice acting and ost just makes it all hit so different. cant wait to see how they adapt the manga later down the line oh man,,

[mar-bluu]

Elmer the marine biologist!

Hi hello potential happy thought for you: mermaid Buttons and Elmer who lives by the sea! Each morning a pretty shell'll find its way onto his kitchen window that he leaves open and he's no clue as to how they get there until it's turtle season when he goes to watch all the babies hatch and make their way to the sea! And he spots some pretty colours swooshing not far from the shore which is when Buttons has the confidence to swim up and hand him a shell directly, smiling as she'd done so!

jknbjfghjkdjfsczsxmcnvbfhdsjakxlcx yesyesyesyesyesyesyyesyESYESYESYESSSS!!! YES TO ALL OF IT!! THATS SO CUTE DFKJNZ;DLGBM MY H E A R T ! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[igothedistance-blog]

And again 7 years later...

Facebook Notes… 4 and then 3 years later! So I did one of these facebook trend notes 4 years ago. I thought it would be funny to compare then and now!

Pretty much because I’m bored out of my mind right now.

a-z

March 1, 2009 at 9:31pm VS October 13, 2013 at 11:51pm VS

December 27, 2016 vs. July 2, 2020

A-Z

A - Available: . ..  >  Yep > Yep > Yep > Yep

Age: 16  >  21 > 24 > 28

Annoyance: there are so many things.  >  Pessimism > Underestimation - Animal: my cat and my dog (Tiger and Tobi)  >  Lola the puppy > Lola (4) > Patrick the cat (12)

B - Beer: : /  > umm Mic. Ultra > Stella Artois - Mr. Blue Sky

Birthday: may 18 > same > same - 

Best friend: TM and AAH > TM, AAH, MOT, BR, AW, AB, JB > Same - AAH - Body Part on opposite sex: -  > Eyes > same - > DD, ZE, & the other usual suspects

Best feeling in the world: reaching the top of the mountain > feeling like I’m where I’m supposed to be > being myself with friends and no inhibitions - 

Blind or Deaf: umm… > blind > same - 

Best weather: 40/50 degrees. not too cold. not too hot. > 50s/60s > same - same 

Been in Love:still waiting on that one > been infatuated. (so no) > not yet - nope

Been on stage : frightening but memorable : ) > same > same - Improv Shows 

Believe in Magic: Not particularly > sadly, no > same - nope

Believe in Santa: I did… > for the kiddies! > Yeah looking back, I believed way too long > aww

C - Candy: twizzlers, sour patch watermelon, junior mints >Twizzlers & Sour patch watermelon > same + anything Cadbury and Maltesers - 

Color: purple > purple > powder blue - 

Chocolate/Vanilla: twist > twist > twist - 

Chinese/Mexican Food: quesadillas vs. sweet and sour chicken …? cant choose > STILL CAN’T CHOOSE > still can’t - 

Cake or pie: key lime all the way > yep > yep - 

Continent to visit: Australia > same > same - 

Cheese: feta > same > Parmesan

D - Day or Night: Night > Day > day - 

Dancing in the rain: one of many things i have yet to do > still need to do this! > still haven’t!

E - Eyes: I have the color is debatable. at first glance; brown > I have brown eyes. > they’re truly mostly green, but with brown rims - 

Everyone’s got: ipod > iPhone > iPhone > airpods

F - First thoughts waking up: what time is it? i’m probably late for something > … pretty much the same > how much is today gonna suck? (but not in a depressed way, in an preemptively annoyed kind of way) - 

Food: kiwi > watermelon! > grilled  cheese > same or oberweis oreo shake

G - Greatest Fear: fear > failure > inadequacy - 

Goals: good college > becoming a  wonderful teacher (among about 4 trillion other things) > landing a full time teaching job - Being a better teacher than I am.

Gum: usually something i have with me at all times > Orbit Sweet mint > spearmint whatever - 

Get along with your parents?: … do any teenagers? > Yes > medium > medium

H - Hair Color: red? > Auburn brown > same - w/ touch of blonde on the end

Height: 5'8" > same > same - 

Happy: could be happier > yes > could be happier - same

Holiday: Christmas > same > same > same

How do you want to die: not in any way to do with suffocation. > same > same > same

I - Ice Cream: mint chocolate Chip > B&J Greek Yogurt Raspberry/Chocolate AMAZEBALLS > Hagen Daaz chocolate peanut butter > same

- Instrument: piano > acoustic guitar > my guitar > same

J - Jewelry: rings > ALL THE RINGS > rings > rings

Job: previously Dairy Mat employee > just babysitting for now > Long term teacher substitute > 4th year teacher

K - Kids: most definitely > At least 3 > at least 3 - same 

Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing > same > same - same

Keep a journal?: only on trips > I TRY to > I try to > I haven’t been trying to. 

L - Love: if only > Not yet. still waitin on that one > still waiting - I may have been in love... but unrequired. 

Letter: G > J > I - what?

 Laughed so hard you cried: Good times : ) > I mean I laugh a Ton.> same > same

M - Milk flavor: Whole > same > 2% - same 

Movies: twilight, HP, He’s Just Not That Into You, The Holiday, Disturbia etc. > The Perks of Being a Wallflower, My Best Friend’s Wedding, Hook > Kings of Summer, super 8 and all the previous ones - same (there are probably ones I could add but I don’t feel like it. 

Motion sickness?: only on large boats… > not really, no > no > no

McD’s or BK: McD’s > McD’s > McD’s > same

N - Number: 12 > 12 OR 7 > same? same?

O - One wish: to be happy > to fall in love and have a great relationship > same > same

P - Perfect Pizza: square cheese and green peppers > BEST > same - same

Pepsi/Coke: Coke (zero) > DIET COKE ONLY > same > same

Q - Quality: high > same > same > same

R - Reason to cry: death, bad day, betrayal, separation > just get it out. let it happen > SAME - same

Reality T.V.: HATE IT! > DOUBLE HATE > LOATHE ENTIRELY - nope nope nope 

Radio Stations: 93.9, 95.5. 96.3 etc. > same > SAME  haven’t listened to radio in a LONG time

 Roll your tongue in a circle: no > no > no - nope

 Ring size: 9 > same > same

S - Song: LOST + Viva La Vida > Think Twice by Eve 6 > All we know by the chainsmokers - Midnight by coldplay 

Shoe size: 10 > same > same - same 

Salad Dressing: Ranch > same > same - greek dressing from greek isles

Sushi: not so much > I’ve learned to accept the california roll > same - I’ve delved into some other ones...

Skinny dipped?: … : P > yes. yes I have. > not since then, though - still haven’t since then

Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries > same > blueberries> tbd

T - Tattoos?: probably not > pretty soon, actually! > :) - :) :)

Time for bed: it varies > it varies: usually after 12a > I really need to go to bed earlier - same 

Thunderstorms: love them > LOVE THEM SO MUCH> love love love > same

U - Unpredictable: unfortunately - not really > I’m so predicable. > same > same

V - Vacation spot(s): ideally; Australia. > Australia, Ireland, London > same > I’ve done England, Ireland and Scotland but would totally go back 

W - Weakness: not being able to keep something in > if something is funny, even if its wrong, I cannot keep from laughing > same problems - IDEK

 Which one of your friends acts the most like you: hmmmm idk. we’re more opposite/ complimentary > perhaps Spallison? > I think that’s true but Adriane and I also have a lot in common > Him

- Who makes you laugh the most: TM > I think Adriane > My peeps > Him

- Worst feeling: anticipating the worst; it happens quite often > feeling like I’m alone somehow > being misunderstood and belittled by my family - 

Wanted to be a model: nnnooopppeee > new > no - Nope

Worst Weather?: heavy snow/rain to the point where you cannot see (the roads) > I second that > yes, I agree > good point, me. 

X - X-Rays: not fun. especially when you’re sitting there in pain. > Yeah don’t like those > no bueno > no gracias

Y - Year it is now: 2009 > 2013 > 2016 (but not for much longer) - 2020 and what a #$$&ing year it’s been. 

Yellow: depends on the shade > my current bedroom is actually yellow . but it’s an acceptable shade. > pale yellow I can handle.

Z - Zoo animal: sloth > *self five* same > go us! > agreed!

LAST PERSON WHO… 

1. Slept in a bed beside you;TM > Allison Greene > I can’t remember... Liz 

2. You went to the mall with?; TM > IDR > myself > IDR

3. You went to dinner with? TM and Kail > j'Qwellin and Adriane > Allison Greene > Joe

4. You talked to on the phone? LIZ > Momma > Liz > ASWP customer

5. Made you laugh? Ginny + Lydia > Maggie > Liz > Dylan

6. Hugged you? mi madre > Maggie > Grandma Curcuru > Him

7. Said they loved you? AAH > Sammy > Heather > Mom

8. Held your hand? Sammy > Avery > Anna > Anna

10. You cried over? … : ( > Cory Monteith > Grandpa Curcuru > Me... 

[jitterbugjive]

Live Action Dumbo

So I saw the Tim Burton Dumbo in theaters recently and I thought I’d save everyone the pain of watching it by pasting my summary of it here. I wish I was making this shit up but this movie is exaggerated so far beyond the cartoon that everything about it is less believable than the flying elephant it’s about.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

So, basically the plot revolves around 3 people, 2 personality'less kids, one girl who's personality is "I like science but the only way I show that is by saying I like it and acting like no one understands me while all my lines are delivered like i'm smart but traumatized to have no emotions because my mom is dead" while the brother's only defining line is "I can stand on my head for ten seconds" basically to show he's a talentless useless nothing. which he remains throughout the whole film. Then there's the dad, the only really decent character of the three, a war veterin who lost an arm and used to ride horses in the circus, reduced to tending to the elephants because it was the only job he had so the circus is going out of business and the ringleader sold all the horses because no one was around to perform with them any more, and he buys a pregnant asian elephant from fuck knows where because he wants to market the baby baby is born, he gets mad that the baby is a mutated hideous freak and insists it wont sell

there's also a shitty guy taking care of the elephants who abuses them for no damn reason other than to be a bad guy anyway circus leader tells the dad to hide the ears, and they decide to put him in a weird baby hat that tucks his ears in now the kids just for some reason decide to blow a feather at him and he likes playing blow the feather with them, but he snorts the feather up his nose, sneezes, and flies for a moment but for some stupid reason they think it was him eating a peanut that did it so they cant convince him to fly again but now he's addicted to snorting feathers i guess because he snorts one off a lady;'s hat when he';s being paraded around as a baby, and he sneezes, ears come loose, but he doesn;t fly the ENTIRE circus starts laughing at himn and throwing food at him the other elephants spook because he's scary i guess??? his mom gets antagonized by asshole going "hur hur they laughing at your ugly baby" she gets mad, comes out to defend him, dad calms her down, asshole runs out screaming MAD ELEPHANT and pisses her off again so she tears the circus down on accident and kills the asshole circus leader lies to the cops i guess so they can keep the elephant locked in a mad elephant cage, the circus troupe for some reason sing baby mine together then circus leader decides "i was ripped off, i'm gonna sell her back to the guy but keep the freak baby as a clown because people laughed at him" the kids meanwhile try to comfort him by dumping peanuts on him but he's too depressed to eat, and then a feather just happens to get in so once again he snorts it up like a coke addict and sneezes and flies and starts flying all over the place and snorting the feather over and over until just snorting the feather and not sneezing lets him fly i guess

dad gets forced to be a clown because he was ashamed of himself having 1 arm and didn't want to be seen, they do the clown scene but with a monkey at the top of the building and dumbo as a firefighter to snort water and put out the controlled fires jackass mcgee controlling the fires doesn't do his damn job and a clown throws a thing that activates a lever to make EXTREME FIRE OH NO little girl risks her life going up the ladder to make dumbo snort a feather and fly now people see him flying and basically shit themselves, the circus begins advertising their flying elephant then the BIG BAD CIRCUS catches wind and is like 'let's make a coownership contract for the elephant and i'll hire your whole troupe and give them a place to live' This guy is so obviously scummy it's not remotely subtle, down to collecting girls as trophies one said woman he claims is her queen who does the trapese obvious love interest for lonely dad because disney i guess and they decide let's make her fly ON the baby elephant for some reason figure it out in less than a week or so help me the bank is gonna fund this but only if she flies perfectly on this BABY elephant because big circus is actually secretly going bankrupt and relying on dumbo to fix it

i forgot to mention the kids promised dumbo if he performed well and earned enough money they'd buy his mom back also the girl constantly points out the obvious. constantly, at the worst times too so the performance day comes, they dont think they're ready but they gotta do it anyway cuz big bank guy is watching

We get Pink elephants but it’s people blowing bubbles that somehow come to fucking life and all Dumbo does is bob his head to the music and watch them, I guess the whole theater is tripping because everyone sees this shit going down but no one questions how in the hell bubbles are doing all this. This scene is short and it’s just dancing bubbles, for a Tim Burton movie you’d think of all scenes PINK ELEPHANTS would be trippy as balls but nah. nah it’s just bubbles and repetitive music and a baby elephant nodding his head to the beat

anyway it’s time for the performance but then jackass circus owner is like lel no nets no matter that it's illegal and puts lives in danger and may traumatize people no nets because it makes it a better show (he doesn’t get in trouble for this at all btw, just the lady getting mad at him and him like ‘hey it’s show biz hur hur’ so lady is nervous, dumbo hesitates, performance goes to shit when lady falls and barely catches a rope and dumbo almost falls off a platform but he gets a feather somehow and weee flying ppeople are like oooh aah but then he hears his mom

because APPARENTLY the big bad circus bought her and put her on display as a spooky scary elephant in nightmare island dumbo is emotionally nuzzling her, everyone follows him, everyone is there as the big bad circus guy is like GET THE BABY ELEPHANT AWAY FROM HER and no one does a damn thing no one protests they all just stare as he's taken away and then only after he;s taken away this fucking girl goes "i think that's his mom :0" big bad circus guy is pissed and goes on about how it's better to do things alone and to seperate them, and asks that the mom be killed the next day to sever the problem also bank guy is like "well the elephant was flying but not with the lady so fuck you i';m not wow'd at all you fail, get it right next time or no money" big bad circus guy then goes "oh by the way ther troupe are all useless and do what our troupe already does so i fired them, send them away" so everyone's pissed and comes up with a plan to rescue the elephants and get them out of the circus

circus freaks use their circus freaky powers to bust mama jumbo out, while dumbo and lady distract people with a performance and the dad climbs the tent to cut it open with one arm because i guess no one else in the troupe could fucking climb i guess so dumbo can fly out with the lady

they fly out and go to a control tower to open a gate for mama jumbo in a truck to be free, they restrain the lady but are too scared of the baby elephant to stop it from SWITCHING ALL THE SWITCHES AND TURNING OFF THE POWER OF THE PLACE big bad circus guy busts in to the control room knowing they are there somehow and just starts trying to flip the switches back and a dude is like "wait nooo you have to let it reboot first or it'll short circuit" \big bad circus dude doesn;t listen and goes apeshit on the controls, even whacking them with his cane until they spark whole circus catches fucking fire kids are being chased by big bad circus dude's henchman in to the burning tent dad has to ride a horse in to save them but then they all get trapped in the burning tent

dumbo is about to be reunited with his mom when he realizes o no they are in the tent and flies off to rescue them, grabbing a bunch of water in his trunk he gets them out but oh no the feather burned how can he fly i know, a dumb speech about how he doesn't need the feather and an allusion to a stupid keyt around the girl's neck from her mother which she throws in a fire to prove "i dont need it like you dont need the feather" \and he;s just okay and flies them out dad steals another horse to get out

they drive jumbo and fly dumbo to a big cargo boat where they just kinda.... walk the elephants on no questions asked to be shipped to india now the little circus is doing a new thing where they no longer have animals because they dont believe in keeping animals captive for entertainment, and everyone jsut dresses as animals instead

and mom and dumbo get united with wild elephants who foir some reason give 0 shits about a flying elephant with huge ears unlike the circus elephants which freaked out the end oh and science girl does one science thing supposedly which is making her dad a metal arm when we see her not making anything ever the entire moviue and she has her own science tent where it';s just a projector showing a video of lady flying on dumbo???? idfk it was fucking stupid groan what a piece of shit

[wowiezo]

i was tagged by @homocowboys ty!!! this is cute!!!

are you named after anyone? no T_T at least not my first name but my middle name is a family name!!

when was the last time you cried? uhm tbh kind of a long time ago i think... i dont rly remember

do you have kids? no heh

do you use sarcasm often? tew much really... should stop probably

whats the first thing you notice about people? aah im gonna sound so shallow but like.. clothes and hair and stuff im like quite judgy its def smth i have to work w

whats your eye color? blue 👁 👁

do you prefer scary movies or happy endings? hm i rly like scary movies but also happy endings ofc... i guess it depends!

do you have a special talent? no!!! i wish i did

where were you born? gothenburg sweden baby 😎

what are your hobbies? uhh same as everyone hehe reading music books movies hanging out w friends :P

do you have any pets? NO! ive only ever had fish 😔 i luv animals and i cant wait 2 move out and uh be financially stable and THEN get cats or dogs or like rats or birds >:)

what sports do you/have you played? i dont play any sports but i played football (soccer lol) and volleyball and track and field and dance when i was younger

how tall are you? im roughly 1’80 so like 5,10/5,11

what is you favorite subject in school? i like swedish and uhh social studies? history and politics and civics and things

dream job? maybe as a proffessor or a bookshop owner or as a librarian or baker or idk

i have no idea who to tag aaahh sorry hehe

[kilmameri]

I saw @solange-lol doing this and it seemed fun so I wanted to do it too. Please do it yourselves too and tag me to it if you like, I won’t be tagging anyone. I’ve added my comments in chunks so theyre easier to delete. this is mostly me writing random garbage which isnt needed but i wanted to do

Rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations

AIR: i have small hands • i love the night sky • i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by • i drink herbal tea • i wake to see dawn • the smell of dust is comforting • i’m valued for being wise • i prefer books to music • i meditate • i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

What kinda aspiration is having small hands tho? :DD I love the night sky the most when it’s warm an dark, often when im like, on a trip. its not often both dark and warm where i live :D and i Love birds. today waiting for the bus i almost forgot where i was when i watched birds fly in flocks over us. theyre moving back here for spring! :D

also like,, waking early is so over appreciated. and i see the dawn plenty bc the sun rises at like nine o’clock in winter if at all like,,, i get that its more constant to ppl who live closer to the equator and actually means something. i would wake up to see the dawn tho for the stillness of the world tho if it was with someone but only in daydreams bc why get up early when u can stay up late? that last one abt truths like lmao we get it u deep but yea i love trivia

FIRE: i don’t have straight hair • i like to wear ripped jeans • i play an organized sport • i love dogs • i am not afraid of adventure • i love to talk to strangers • i always try new foods • i enjoy road trips • summer is my favorite season • my radio is always playing

i love curly hair. i have really thick and stiff straigh af hair and i sometimes wish it had Even Waves bc id love to look more messy-cute ya know? bc now its all clean partings, no stray hairs. it looks too formal for my taste and id like for it to have some personality. i know i could just curl it with an iron or get it done but yea,,, i dont care That much

like im constantly told im crazy brave and i guess this applies to me? like i Did move at age 16 to my own in a city i have never been in with no one there who knew me and just,,, didnt even care. i tell others what ive been up to and they ooh and aah and im like?? but yea it does feel nice to be considered adventurous

also i love weird foods and am Not picky. in ninth grade home ec my kitchen needed to design a three course meal and dear fucking god was that a mess. we had one vegetarian lactose intolerant peep, one who didnt eat random shit like onions and bell pepper bc they taste bad (???) and so if a recepie had even a slightest bit of that he insisted it be left out or didnt even listen to the full recepie. and one who like,,,, would Not eat any foregin food. he wanted Potatoes and sausages. im like??? this is the final home ec test? this is supposed to showcase our skills,,, and you want boiled potatoes and plain sausage? what a mess lmao

WATER: i wear bracelets on my wrists • i love the bustle of the city • i have more than one set of piercings • i read poetry • i love the sound of a thunderstorm • i want to travel the world • i sleep past midday most days • i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • i see emotions in colors not words

i moved to a city abt uhhh? half a year ago and i love it here :D theres nothing better than walking in the centrum with the pidgeons and street artists and ppl having a good time chatting and shopping

i used to sleep past midday but i try to not so much bc that worsens my mood a lot bc i feel really isolated spending so much of my time alone. but it is my natural way of being so i guess thats how it be sometimes

EARTH: i wear glasses/contacts • i enjoy doing the laundry • i am a vegetarian • i have an excellent sense of time • my humor is very cheerful • i am a valued adviser to my friends • i believe in true love • i love the chill of mountain air • i’m always listening to music • i am highly trusted by the people in my life

bad eyesight ://. i do kinda enjoy doing household chores when i have something to listen to or a call to be in but that hasnt been the case lately. i am not vegetarian but sometimes i do go days without eating meat by accident which i dont mind but like,,, yea. its bc i eat like, bread, noodles, cereal, and then there might be something vegetarian at school that i eat bc it looks like the tastiest food there

idk abt my humor? its kinda spicky, insulting to some. but i dont mean it its like friendly banter. but i put it on with ppl who arent friends of confy with that sometimes and i dont mean to honestly

AETHER: i go without makeup in my daily life • i make my own artwork • i keep on track of my tasks and time • i always know true north • i see beauty in everything • i can always smell flowers • i smile at everyone i pass by • i always fear history repeating itself • i have recovered from a mental disorder • i can love unconditionally

never really liked makeup, too much work for a thing i cant really tell is even there. the flashy types of makeup i dont like so much. also im already cute af

ive been told im organized as hell by my peers and i dont get it. thats just?? how i naturally do things. it like,,, is Impossible for me to put things in their wrong places. if its hard to put where it belongs then i dedicate a “pending” spot for it in a place thats easy. and i hate notebooks and instead use a binder filled with loose leaves that i can edit as much as i like :3

thanks for reading, hmu if u wanna say something abt the things i wrote. ill read it

[burialuntrue2007]

ed, eren and ya boi LING for that meme

THANKS YOU ARE THE BEST…………

seeing as ling is already done:

Ed:

favorite thing about them: i LOVE the way his prickly, edgy demeanour combines with his good heart .. like the way he tells rose she has two good legs and she needs to use them…. we truly stan a legend……. 

least favorite thing about them: honestly i find it hard to really relate to him!!! i do on some level but i havent clicked with him completely. still waiting on that eureka moment you know

favorite line: the heart made fullmetal speech because it really is totally god-tier 

brOTP: obvs al and then ling as well

OTP: i ship edwin because what kind of evil demon wouldnt but not QUITE to the level of an otp 

nOTP: none in particular idk there are always some freaky ass ships hanging around

random headcanon, unpopular opinion: i actually dont have one for these yet 😢😢😢 i am so fricking sorry but at the same time i did just watch this show like last month and for someone like eren ive had YEARS to ruminate

song i associate with them: brother by NEEDTOBREATHE

favorite picture of them: alchemy prayer hands while inside gluttony is a close second but the blue ribbon goes to:

Eren:

favorite thing about them: eren jaeger has such a precious and good heart, i dont know how to say it better than that, he’s just GUILELESS……..  even though he obviously has a lot of anger toward the titans, genuine bitterness and hatred is not natural to him, i mean it … his anger is usually so blind and one-dimensional … every time it turns out his hatred toward the titans has to be redirected toward actual human beings he balks and struggles … for someone who talks SO much smack he is incredibly humble and respects his friends/teammates supremely …… and by this point life has broken him down so bad and he just doesnt deserve it and he never did ughgughfhhgufhhghfhhg he is honestly an angel idk idk idk im not doing a great job of explaining this i just see him as such a child who talks like a grown up and who deserved to be protected :(

least favorite thing about them: n/a i am a 100% eren-jaeger-positive zone ill never say a bad word about my baby boy and no one can make me

favorite line: WHEN WE’RE BORN INTO THIS WORLD, ALL OF US ARE FREE… THE BURNING WATER, THE LAND OF ICE, ANY OF IT WILL DO: ANYONE WHO SAW THOSE THINGS WOULD BE THE FREEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. WHO’D VALUE THEIR LIFE OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT? IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW TERRIFYING THE WORLD IS – IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW CRUEL THE WORLD IS! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

brOTP: ARMIN GHFNNG IMMA DIE THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO ME

OTP: HIM AND MIKASKA ARE ONE OF MY OTPS TO END ALL OTPS  UHH I DONT REALLY WRITE ANYMORE BUT I DO HAVE A EREMIKA FANFIC IVE BEEN TINKERING WITH FOR OVER A YEAR THAT I WOULD LOVE TO FINISH ONE DAY IM AT LIKE 6000 WORDS BUT ITS ONLY LIKE HALFWAY :-/ SUFFICE IT TO SAY I COULD WRITE A 12,000 WORD THESIS ON WHY THEYRE MY OTP AND I AM TRYING. also i ship him with annie like.. a Lot. so this is hard for me

nOTP: friggin eren/levi ass mfs in this fandom hes fifteen years old levi is twice his age and there are so many more things about their dynamic that would make a sexual relationship gross like the fact that eren has idolized levi for years and levi’s his military commander, its literally disgusting please get on outta here, probably my ultimate notp especially since its SO popular

random headcanon: aah i cant actually think of one!! canon kind of crept up and turned all my headcanons into aus unfortunately :-( for the longest time i had a really detailed idea of where the trio would be like 3 and 5 years after the main body of the story but since the manga timeskipped its all been rekt. i have soo much on this.. i just need to write that fic

unpopular opinion: seeing the ocean is just as important to eren’s character as it is to armin’s and ill die on this hill! ill die a thousand deaths on this hill even as hajime isayama himself approaches me with a giant anime sword on this hill. also hes the best attack on titan character

song i associate with them: the driver by bastille is the first one that comes to mind

favorite picture of them:

BABEY……… BABY BOY

[nebularobo]

I love your art dude holy shit

Aah thank you so much for your kind words! About animation though, i cant really do it haha. I tried, but because I draw too slowly, each frame takes forever to draw and even longer to adjust - so the whole process is so slow (especially to me) and I don’t have any patience for that, I could never make any sort of animation :T haha

[jennilah]

more gushing srry :)

and tomorrow i start on my first movie and im so EXCITEDD im so blessed i really cant thank everyone enough for this opportunity i cant BELIEVE this is really my first foray into the industry and that this is my life and AAH.

like, 5 years ago i was a senior in high school, i would have just been getting my acceptance into art school right around now, dreaming of being an animator. for anything- movies, games, but i knew “probably commercials”. Not that anything was wrong with that, just setting my expectations reasonably, you know? And months later, starting orientation week at school, meeting my classmates for the first time who would later become my best friends, seeing Pacific Rim in theaters with them. being in a theater full of prospective animators and cg artists, and riding the hype of the movie because it just has that effect on you, we exclaimed to each other “ONE DAY, our names will be in credits for something just like that.” I can even name the specific people I was hyping with. We were so excited to start school and learn how to do *gestures to pacific rim* that

ever since then, that idea was always cool, but not likely. it was always “yeah maybe one day I’ll try to get into movies? But you know. One day. When I have, like, ten years experience or something.”

and, well, shit. here I am. 

and I cant wait until 2018 or 2019 when I’m sitting in the theater watching something I helped create for the first time!! and a couple of my friends already can do that!

disclaimer: what I’ve said is not an indication to what I’ll begin working on tomorrow. i cant exactly talk about that yet lol (not even hint)