#cant get rid of me that easy lol

[on1tea]

FINALLY I CAN POST

AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi cookie <33 I love you stillll

[gayestcowboy]

hey this may be a weird question so feel free to never answer but how did you go about gaining weight? you're so happy with it and i think it may be for me too but i wouldn't know the first step towards that happiness so,,

i’m gonna be so honest it just happened naturally when i went on testosterone. i didn’t drastically change my diet or exercise, if anything i ended up getting more exercise from walking all over my campus (i started t before i started college), and i definitely need to eat more than i used to, but nothing drastic. it’s just how my body reacted to having more testosterone. i didn’t expect it at all going into it, although i’m very glad it happened, but some people lose weight on hrt and some people dont have a weight change ag all, it just depends on the person. since i did literally nothing to gain weight other than hrt, and obviously i have no idea whether hrt is something you even remotely want to do, and hrt isn’t even a guarantee your weight will change at all, i cant do much other than share my own experience ���� but i wish you luck in whatever you end up doing, and i hope you enjoy your body!

and this might be a weird answer, but if you feel comfortable, you could always try poking around in a weight gain fetish community somewhere online. it’s not really something i’m into so i can’t say whether or not anything will come from it, but i know it exists and it’s a group of people who know how to gain weight, and i’m sure some of them post about how they do it. i won’t give out any more medical advice on tumblr, and i hesitate to ask if anyone else has any advice, but i’m sure the very best thing you could do is talk to a medical professional about it, and just make sure to take good care of your body no matter how much you weigh. weight and health will never measure your worth as a person, but you should always try and take care of your body as best you can. and eat your veggies 👍

[queerestqueertoeverqueer]

anyone who uses open dyslexic, when you download it, does it apply to your entire device or just the browser? and if it's for the whole device, is there an easy way to turn it on/off once downloaded? :))

[rayroseu]

Rambles about Book 7 lol

AAAAAAAÀAAA 😭😭😭 THIS IS SO AUGHHH THE MEANING BEHIND THIS INFO !!!!!! knowing that the first thought of Lilia in encountering Silver was that he should kill him to avenge Meleanor and Levan and that his purpose of adopting him is that he wants to believe he can love a human as well AND LILIA TEACHING THIS HUMAN BABY HOW TO LIVE DESPITE THE MANY CHANCES HE GOT TO GET RID OF HIM AUGJAURIWUTJW AND MAY I SAY LILIA WENT FROM DISTANTLY BEING ATTACHED TO THIS BABY AND THEN TRANSITIONING UNTO WANTING FOR HIM TO LIVE AND WITNESS HIM GROW UP AAAAAAA😭😭✨✨✨

IF I CRYYYY MELEANOR HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE 😭💞💕💞✨

LMAO not the faes snitching this info to malleus ofmg 😭✨

lowkey this is me as well i think babies are kinda ugly too KDHJAEJ especially when they cry 💀🔥🔥

YOU CALL THIS ADORABLE HELPPPP 🤣🤣🤣okay but in all seriousness, we rarely get this easy sarcastic Malleus, he's always too formal around NRC and often his humor lands amiss to other charas which doesnt prompt him to present this trait, but its so sweet that he seemed to be "truly himself" in the cottage scenes where its just him Lilia and Silver🥺✨ his voice doesnt feel "authoritative" too like a dorm leader, its just malleus and his difficulty in getting along with the random baby lilia caught lol

I remember this line was translated as a flower nectar?? but they kinda saying the same and i like this paraphrase that Lilia thinks of Milk as nectar for baby humans, like how Malleus often relates tech to some magical ritual lol

crying at this line, knowing that Malleus says this because he has broken several many things bcs he couldnt control his strength and perhaps there were things that Lilia owns that he accidentally destroyed as well so he tries to mend this uncontrollable strength of his in order to not be an inconvenience😭✨

NURSEMAID???? YEAH NURSEMAID CALLED LILIA VANROUGE 😭😭💔💔💔 and AAAAA not once did Malleus search for this tune??? not even sing it to Maleficia and Lilia so as to inquire about it 😭✨💔💔 this is when you know this lullaby IS truly MELEANOR'S LULLABY because everyone of the characters only heard it from her !!!😭😭😭💔💔

I love this response from Malleus lol, also i feel like some situation will challenge Lilia's love for humans again, like can you still love humans if they commit the same crime again to Malleus as they did with Meleanor?? Twisting their personality and actions so as to validate their fear?? Can you still say that faes should make an effort to make peace with them when repeatedly it was the humans who wasnt willing to udnerstand faes to begin with ? 😭✨ its a realistic worry fitting for a king that'll rule for centuries, maybe bcs he has this instinct that humans are epehemeral and so are their promises.

Thinking about it a bit more, its true that what Levan does is futile effort because the issue between humans and faes, Briarland and Silver Owls is too much that it cant be resolved by just understanding each other.

Levan wants the war to stop but obviously that can't happen because the bigger factions of each natioj are resolute at their stance that Briarland is owned by faes or humans, no in between. He can't immediately fix the mentality of higher faes and Meleanor with their hatred of humans and vice versa with the human officials like Henric,

but what he can do to decrease the casualties of this conflict is to pave way for the COMMON folk to understand each other, if he can make way for the common fae and the common human to talk to each other, then it might decrease the misunderstanding between the common fae and common human (assuming that both parties arw willing to be understanding)

its really a long shot and a gamble to aspire for considering his country's situation, and its effects would take a while to impact and honestly it took so much important people and years just to have his dream of peace, i wish we could get an input about what he feels about this

considering his kindness he might be happy, but im kinda sad its really tragic the implication of how the faes had to earn their peace and atone for a conflict that they didnt even start with,

based on Lilia, it took 400 YEARS just for the humans to sign a peace treaty, maybe in the eyes of the faes, thats just a piece of paper, so they waited and grieved the lost of their Princess Meleanor and many of their fae soldiers and Prince Levan and ALMOST the entirety of their continent, just for these humans to sign an 400 year long overdued peace treaty?? so the faes that died couldve been saved if these humans could spare some compassion and ink to sign a treaty-- It kinda feels like they're insulting their grief (in the faes point of view atleast), whats the purpose of having this paper peace treaty when they have lost so much already?? I WISHHH the story could delve more into the grief of faes,

kinda lowkey mad they just swept Lilia's grief by the humans just cuz he encountered a few good ones, i wouldve love to see him being vengeful then learning how to convert that grief to love again just like Maleficent in the live action, bcs it would be very meaningful on this way, Lilia can truly say he has learned how to love because he experienced real deep hatred---but AAA its whatever this storyline is good as well, just kinda feels general lilia's belief converted to present!lilia a bit too fast to my liking lol

its really intriguing how before book 7 the faes dislike of humans seems so dramatic but now after book 7 it all makes too much sense 😭✨

(can you guys tell i play too much reverse 1999 bcs i ramble too much about morals and politics between different races now JHDJWHRJW)

[sapphicdib]

NO GODS NO MASTERS // IM MY OWN DISASTER!!!

(ˡᵒʳᵉ ᵈᵘᵐᵖ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵗ)

This is from an au where Sig n Pebbles purposefully give themselves the rot while their citizens are still alive! >:D

Basically, imagine if Pebbles didn’t turn all his anger inwards towards himself and instead externalized it. Although Pebbles and Sig don’t get along all that well, Pebbles realized she was going to be the only one who could help him pull this off, since he is one of the local group’s best bioengineers…and also easy to convince to do stupid shit for the bit. So they make a virus that can rewrite their code, specifically removing the “cant harm your citizens” restriction, but they also got rid of any other taboos that they found tedious or annoying lmfao. Originally Pebbles was going to be the only one who gets infected, but after Sig works on it with him for like 1000 cycles, he’s like “I might as well reap the benefits of this!” and gives himself the rot too.

MOON AND SUNS FREAK OUT <3 Their citizens, once they realize what’s going on, ALSO freak out, and this causes a fracture in ancient society as a whole, with one camp claiming they should shut the iterators down completely and kill them, and the others immediately grovelling at their god’s feet, hoping they don’t choose to infect themselves as well. Sig n Pebbs are trying to get Moon n Suns to join them, but it’s not working very well. Between the growing fear that both their own citizens AND their friends are becoming threats to them, they are not having a good time :) Sig n Pebbs are tho hehe. Ironically they become better friends as time goes on because the rot creates a sort of hive mind effect between the two of them PFFT.

To sum it up:

Pebbles: Someone will die.

NSH: Of fun!

NSH: …someones still gonna die, though ~

and to leave you with a silly little horrifying detail: sig breaks his neck in a physical fight with suns and by the point this happens the rot has essentially destroyed his body’s ability to heal, so for the rest of the story her head just. dangles slightly to the side held up only by the cushion of her scarf LOL combined with the thousand yard stare she looks a mess

Hope you like it PFFT I’ve written a couple drabbles for it but imma shut up now ^_^ feel free to send me asks n stuff if you want!!!!!!

[anartisticalniche]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SMG4 MOVIE PUZZLEVISION

i come back and rise from my grave one more time to give my opinion on the movie.

This movie was great! I had a lot of fun watching it with @gaiaonthemoon and it did leave me surprised and delighted at what i was watching djfhjf

however, i cant help but feel like this is not the vibe i expected to get when watching the livestream.

And. It did leave more questions than answers on Mr Puzzles.

I will say this: i dont think its over, and i think hes gonna make a comeback. Not like, right away obv, but soon enough i think.

Anyways, now to list the things i really enjoyed-

Meggy and SMG4 being sided and praised by him for their "character acting" during Western Spaghetti and IGBP WAS AWESOME AND REALLY WELL DONE- AND WISHED WE GOT MORE OF THAT (i expected Mr Puzzles to like. put them all in a situation resembling the previous movies given what we got on the poster- but whatever)

Also Mario and Luigi shining in their own way god BLESS THESE ITALIAN PLUMBERS-

also the MF TITANIC SCENE WITH 3 AND 4 MADE ME AND GAIA GO INSANE.

SHE SAID "NICHE NICHE LOOK YOUR PIRATE AU-" AND I FUCKING SCREAMED until i noticed the boat type and went "oh no its the titanic-" and then WE SCREAMED AGAIN BECAUSE HOLY FUCK 3 AND 4 ON THE TITANIC- XD

Aside from that silliness- we also both agreed that Mr Puzzles was a pathetic bitch man the whole movie lmao- but heres the thing: i dont think thats all there is to him- and i dont think hes defeated completely.

He can rebuild himself. And the way this finale for the movie felt it was a bit too easy to get rid of him. I bet hes coming back, cuz you dont get to build up a character like this for over a year and then end it with only five episodes of screentime.

So yeah, it aint over.

im still gonna laugh at his ass sr pelo style tho he was so pathetic lol

Anyways, i cant wait to see what this means for next saturday eps. we will see where we go from here

[djumbreon999]

💜🗝licorice cookie confesses kinda....🗝💜

-_-_--_-_-__-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-__--__-_-_-_--_-__-licorice cookie sits at his desk surrounded by crumbled up attempts at a love letter AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH SHIT SHIT SHHHIIIT I CANT GIVE THIS TO THEM ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH I..I GIVE UP IM OUT. 💜 batcat : ugh.... if you can't write the letter just tell them in person..... . Wh...what no NO THATS A HORABLE IDEA WHAT IF THE GET MAD O..OR I SAY SOMTHING WEIRD AND THE GET GROSSED OUT OR- 💜 batcat : THEN ILL DO IT FOR YOU batcat swoops up snatches the love letter and Flys out the door. ..........wh.WAIT HEY NO BAAT CAAAAAAAT WHERE ARE YOU GOOOOING. licorice cookie runs out the door chasing after batcat but quickly loses him must not be easy having scoliosis..... bat cat catches y/n in the halls and quickly rushes over with the letter handing it to y/n and running off Y/N : OH! batcat...thank..you? Y/n opens up the letter and scims through it before rereading it as if the thought the read it wrong the do this atleast 8 times before there brain registers no the indeed read it correctly and that this is licorices hand writing licorices pink jell pen and licorices love letter to you. -_-__-_-_--__--_-_-_-__-_-__-_-_-_-_-___-_--licorice cookie sharply turns the corner eager to catch up with you before you read the letter but to his utter failure there you where stairing at him with the most unreadable expression he just stands in place wondering if you despised his existence now. Licorice: u..uh y/n did you read the let. Y/n : yes I read the letter.... licorice: I YOU where not supposed to...uuhh...eerm.....are you mad... .Y/n: licccoooriiice .Y/n steps closer to licorice cookie and grabs him by the robe. Licorice: WH...WHAT A- -_-_-__-_--__-__-_--_-_-__- Y/N pulls licorice into a long kiss wrapping there arms around the stunned boy before inserting there tounge into his mouth exploring and tasteing ever part part of him before pulling out to breath Y/n: Hu huf.. you taste good<3 y/n unwraps themselves from licorice before skipping off back to whatever the where doing before leaving the stund confused boy a blushing mess..............-_-_-_^-^-^--^-^-_--__-^--__--_LATER. Dear diary AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE KISSED ME THE KISSED ME THE KISSED MEEEE MEEEEEEEEE I DIDNT THINK THE WOULD KISS ME BUT THE DID THE KISSSED ME HHEHHEHEHEHEEHEEEEHEHEHHEHHE -_-__-_-_-_-__-_-_-__-_-_-__-_-_-_-_-_-_--__--_-_-_-_-_-<-<<-<<<--<-<<-<-<<-<-<-<-<<--<<-<-<_--<<-<-><--<-<-<--<-<-<<-<->-<-<--<->-<-<-< writers note : idk licorice is cute we have this big spooky alien balloon and it glows its just sitting in the living room its funny lookin looks like a giant green but plug lol*_<>-*<>

[onlyjaeyun]

WE MADE ITTTTT WE TRULY MADE IT 🥳🥳 WE FINALLY REACHED THE STAGE OF THE I LOVE YOUS AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE’S LETS GOOOOOO🤾 okay now onto the chapter. AHEM. (i totally didnt cry lol haha 🤣) no but i loved this chapter so so much :(( it felt so pure so soft and intimate this is my fav chapter from sb so far ngl 🙏🏼🙏🏼 i was literally screeching throughout jay’s entire reaction & speech like 😧😧 do men like that even exist anymore 💔 anywho ! i’m so glad yn & jong are on better terms now and that they (practically) made up 😁 my parents 🙏🏼 and then freaking jay crying at the end like NOOOOO :( i was so heartbroken genuinely they both deserve sm better :( and i just read the note u had at the end of the chapter ??? ??????????? hello?? YO??? what was that 😀. now hold AWN BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN BIG BANG??😨 it’s gonna get WORSE? 😦😦😦 like. atp. what am i even supposed to do w myself 🤣🔫 how is shit gonna get WORSE ⁉️ how are we gonna go LOWER WHEN WE’RE ALREADY IN THE TRENCHES 😨⁉️ please have mercy on us what is going on istg if shitah or jay’s dad or jiwoong or yn’s shitty family really make an appearance and come back then just💔💔 oR WORSE if jungkook and jaehyun do smth ☹️ man what the hell💔 idek what to say anymore 🪦

love you zadie hope you’re taking care of yourself <33

-⁉️

WE MADE IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

you calling this your fave made me throw away ALL my doubts like i was SO insecure about this chap but your ask made me get rid of them all so thank you sm baby 🥺🥺

i wanted to include jay's breakdown in their conversation but i feel like it wouldn't have fit his character and him hiding his tears just made it angstier 🤪🤪🤪

and i cant say anything about that note or i'll spoil you guys but please i promise i will go easy on you guys (mostly 🤕) YOU GOT THIS IK YOU DO 🤒🤒🤒

i love you bb sending you the fattest kiss rn

[snallavanta]

vernon bias is SO RARE to find i swear but ww being the most sought after in sg honestly im not even surprised and gyu too

OH but i have a theory behind it too i cant explain why but i think bc ww is like the closest to sg guys which is why hes so popular among sg carats bc it's like someone theyre familiar with in that sense idk what logic this is but thats the vibe that i have lmaoooo

where my fellow sg vernon bias at like ,,, somedays it's a win for me bc some of his pcs are so easy to get/much cheaper but at the same time if i have dupes it's so hard to clear yknow what i mean

(gonna stay on anon for the time being hehe i'll just be your fellow sg vernon bias anon!)

oh for sureee. i literally had the same thoughts as you. it definitely makes sense that ww fits the sg guys “look” which appeals to many sg carats. but that is honestly such a funny comparison to make because if ww was walking down the streets, i would not think that he was any regular sg guy 😭

i personally have not met another sg carat besides my sister so my data on the popularity of each member is quite limited LOL but i was surprised to hear that vernon is not a popular member in general too? (not to be dramatic but it kinda broke my heart ngl sldjsk)

i don’t want to get into pc buying because i fear if i start buying them, the thrill might continue. i already have a problem with albums where i keep buying them one after another….. but yeah, the great thing about having a less popular bias is cheaper pcs. i could get a stroke seeing the prices of the scoups & mingyu pcs… anyway if you have any dupes you want to get rid of, you can always hmu 🤪

anyway, are you watching/ have watched the svt movie? what did you think about it?

[euphoricfilter]

hehe* alright then. if i'm 🎀 anon, then ur darling. it's a deal 🤝😌

i think the links are working now too :) ! but ofc u never know when it comes to this site lmao but still thinking positive thoughts ofc !! i honestly feel u on the updates tho. i think this recent update has been all over the place- i mean,, not to be be mean,, but i wanna know WHO thought it was a good idea take the home button out of the main navigation and put in such a random ass spot then proceed to not give the home button the home icon???? like bfr😭😭😭 and don't get me started on whatever that tumblr live mess is💀- sweeties just pack it up

okay cool cool, i'll request in a different ask since this is getting a lil lengthy lol. but oooo what puzzle did u end up doing ! puzzle are always fun .. sometimes frustrating .. but still fun haha*. i hope u have a good rest of ur day ! 🎀💕

yay yay okie!!

i’m slowly collecting cute nicknames 😋 you guys have me giggling, kicking my legs, twirling my hair or whatever

this hellsite needs to sort itself out 😭 secrets out i’m a massive hater, so i hope tumblr takes full offense on this one

no seriously like i know they want to promote their crusty ass merch but no one wants it for a reason.. sales aren’t gonna shoot up just because you put your store in the most convenient place, like please just change it back 🧎🏻‍♀️ the only good thing that came out of the update was polls. I HATW TUMBLR LIVE i’m never gonna use it, please please please get rid of it!!!!!! there’s like a million other apps people can go live on, we don’t need it here 😟 the most infuriating part is the ‘read more’ fucks up posts, like i cant even write on mobile anymore because the readmore line completely changes chunks of text 🧍‍♀️ and i had the worst night of my life when i posted ‘star girl’ because the read more had glitches the text and just yeah, it’s super lame

oooo a couple of years ago i think, my parents bought me this bts puzzle for christmas it’s like the love yourself/ speak yourself tour one, it’s really hard because there’s a shit ton of flowers that all look the same and they’re tiny so i was sat there for hours trying to figure it out 😭 and i still only got the easy white border done. my dad said that i should try and piece together all the boys and then work around them and maybe that’ll make it easier so i might try that today after i get a little productive 🧍‍♀️

i hope you have a nice rest of your day too!! however long of it you have left!!! and i’m excited to see your request 🫶

[baddiewiththesaddies]

HOLIDAZE......

so its been awhile since my last entry and well i guess this is were im coming to bitch and complain.... yes i am naturally agressive... anger and aggression is what ive known all my life. my anger and explosive temper are some of my worst qualities..... i dont enjoy this fucking anger that sits inside me like lava in a volcano waiting to erupt.... being the only famale in a texmex home in the late 90s early 2000s wasnt the coolest lol.... while my parents essentially were strict, along with "spankings" being a VEERY COMMON thing in my home. yk spare the rod and spoil the child.... along with my birth father being abusive to my mom and basically neglected the fact that he had a daughter. all made me have this low bs tolerator, i am blunt yes i come off as harsh.. mostly bc i say the shit no one wants to say bc yk i cant give constructive criticism unless its wrapped in bows surgar coated in easy to swallow bs water.... and i dont have the care to want to wrap a pig in makeup and a bow... its still a pig w/o wig the right??? i mean.... thats what i think feel free to lmk if im wrong .... sooooooo the point of this is that i get tired of shit like "omg girl this song makes me wanna unblock him" after the fact of they broke up due to cheating... and they broke up over 5 months ago.... like ugh im sorry but not soory stop bringing up old shit and if you want to go do it with someone who gives af enough to swallow the bs sandwich youve served by saying shit like that when yall basically got physical... plus a bunch of other toxic shit... like i cant just sit here and tolerate bs when im trying to cut it outta my life... i mean i could be wrong theres no denying sometimes i go too hard on things especially when i care about someone. i hate the ppl i love being hurt or done wrong. ive been in my share of toxic relationships, i hate the fact that ppl have had the audacity to misused my loved ones and i. i just want to keep them hurting the ways i have wondering why me what did i do to deserve to hurt like that.... bc thats a shitty efeffin way to feel.... so im oming from a place of love but idk... how do i rid my life of bs if i allow those around me to serve it to me daily....

welp other then this... going bsck to wwork has helped me channel my energy to no want to fight but i havevbeen trying to talk thngs out but even then im labeled as the angry latina..... one stereotype thatll take 10x as long to lose as it was to gain.....

till next time..... wish me luck on this so called life thing....

btw happy holidays and a happy new year if youve made it this far in my rant of thnking tooooo mf much.....

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

on one hand, i sort of missed the fun giddy aspects and just the general experience of having a crush on someone, since i havent really had one in a while. on the other hand, FUCK

[fratboykate]

Papi, it makes me really sad to see you like this? Is someone taking care of you? Is your wife around? Do you have anyone to talk to? Do you want to say what happened? I'm sure none of us would mind listening if you do need to vent. Love you Papi.

1. Lol, no. I have three “best friends”. I texted one two days ago and I told him I was basically dying and he hasn’t texted back even though I see him on IG stories and I know he can see me watching his stories so that’s cool. I was talking with the second one yesterday because he texted me about our plans for a wedding we need to go to in Greece next year and the moment we finished addressing what we needed to and I was like “...hey btw I’m fucking whatever is seventy steps beyond rock bottom” he disappeared. Also see him on IG stories. Also know that he knows I’m seeing him posting so...that’s also very cool. I’ve talked to Megan like twice this year I think so pretty sure that’s off the table too. I’ve thought about texting her tho because I just...can’t do this? Like...I’m done??? But I don’t even know if she’s in town or in the east coast with her family so whatever. Anyway, that’s it. That’s the list of people I supposedly could talk about anything to but don’t care enough to listen I guess. 

2. Nope. She’s gone for the holidays to see her family and before people start sending questions: yes she spends all holidays with her family and no I never go. It’s complicated. Don’t ask about it. 

3. Refer to point one. 

4. I mean my life is a dumpster fire 99% of the time so there’s that...but here’s the cliffnotes of what’s been sitting atop the list for a while now:

-“It’s not that I'm afraid I'm not enough for her”...nope...definitely was and it seems like it was more than justified. Turns out I was right. I wasn’t even a blip on the radar, nothing more than a “symptom to a problem”. That’s all I ever was. I was sitting right around -2 on the list of relevant things. 

-“I got you this rose and I need to know, will you let it die or let it grow?” It wasn’t just left to die. The vase was smashed on the floor, then set on fire, then the ashes were stomped on, and when I leaned down to try and pick up the dust that was left I was kicked in the face for good measure. Just to really drive the point across. 

It’s just been shit piling on top of shit piling on top of shit for so long and I feel like the weight of it finally made me cave. I don’t know. I genuinely don’t fucking know. All I know is that I can’t stop crying no matter how hard I try and that I literally can’t breathe because it actually feels like there’s a weight on my chest that won’t let me. It’s like someone is putting pressure on it. Maybe the house is haunted. Perhaps I just have a ghost problem and they’re trying to kill me but sitting on my torso and suffocating me to death lol. 

I’m not even sure if they’re working this week but if they are I’m going to kill my doctor tomorrow for not giving me the meds I basically begged for last week. If they’re not working that’s going to be interesting because I can’t spend however long it takes them to get back into the office sobbing on my bed. I can’t. I refuse to. 

[spacexseven]

(2/4 sorry realized dazais was super long split it into two its 4 parts now) ur sooooooo right about dazai and this scenario SO right the fucking bastard probably does this to randoms for fun on the weekends. sidenote im going with mafia dazai for this just cuz he has more room to be Evil and i also dont think kunikida would allow ANY of these antics if he was there. warning hes gonna be SUUUPER mean i kinda softboy-ed aku but i cant bring myself to do the same to dazai </3

darling is just some civilian with ties to an enemy syndicate or works somewhere they need access to as an average employee with a convenient amount of security clearance, no one really that special on paper, and he’s pissed. he’s stuck with some no-name loser for the foreseeable future? how demeaning. this work is so beneath him as an executive, can’t he make one of his subordinates do it?

he’s amazing at the flirty coworker persona, and even BETTER at the loving boyfriend schtick. scarily so, when you consider that he spends a lot of his downtime thinking about how much you bore him and he cant wait to get rid of you. similar to what he does to chuuya in wan, every perceived slight you commit against him is put down to paper so he can get his appropriate vengeance when the time comes. you hummed and it got on his nerves, he’ll be sure to break  your jaw. you touched his hand today, for that he’ll rip your fingernails off one by one. stuff like that.

he starts to warm up to you as time goes on. the surefire way to dazai’s heart is to give him unselfish care. something as small as packing him something for lunch since he only eats crab out of a can; to something as big as nursing him through a drug or alcohol induced stupor after one of his many attempts on his own life. he wakes up the next morning clean, comfortable, and with a very minimal headache due to the cold washcloth you put on his head. why did you bother doing that?

yea i don't think ada dazai could do half these things and get away with it either so we'll stick to pm dazai!! i do have a question tho, can you find crab in a can? is it edible?? it sounds strange to me i only eat tuna (lol) out of a can...lol this got much longer than i planned for, sorry in advance!!

cw: yandere character, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationships, dazai is an asshole, mentions of violence and murder, manipulation, deceit, emotional abuse, jealousy, kidnapping, imprisonment.

ask continued: (3/4) good news: he’s attached now! at the hip! hes a little obvious, really. dazais always flirty, but now hes CLINGY. and JEALOUS. he seemed so Above being affectionate or possessive of you, before. much too self-confident, you supposed. but now you’re lucky if you can manage to get out of bed without having to escape the IRONCLAD GRIP hes got you in, and do NOT even get me STARTED on how he reacts to ANYONE so much as looking at you! you’re his! his his his his HIS! you both love each other, so you belong to one another! simple as that!

bad news: you have recently figured out that you shouldve been scared of him. of course, you find his little notebook, and something inside of you is SCREAMING at you to read it, and what you find shatters your view of him forever. you brushed off the really weird vibe you got from him initially, cuz he was so nice! attentive! you never really got attention like that from anyone before, it was all too easy for him to get you caught up. stupid stupid stupid. 

worse news: he notices, when you start to pull away from him. you’re making excuses not to see him, not to sleep in the same bed as him. you get all stiff when he gets too close to you, and you wont kiss him back. doesnt take him long to figure out what happened. takes him even less time to come up with a plan to make sure you cant run away from him. don’t be scared, he loves you so much! he’ll show you how sorry he is for saying all those mean things!

it's not like dazai was new to the whole leech-out-information-from-an-unsuspecting-victim-and-kill-them-after routine, but he definitely didn't like this part of his job. it's so terribly boring as compared to his go-to way of getting information (interrogations! torture! shorter and less effort needed!) it takes too much effort to make sure his target likes him enough to lower their guard around him and spoonfeed him the information he needs. it takes even longer to safely send back acquired information to the pm without anyone suspecting him to be the mole, and usually these missions take months if not years. he doesn't want to invest to much time in something like this, especially when he knows his target is the most boring person to walk upon this planet.

if he was assigned to the leader of some crime syndicate, or maybe the secret mastermind behind a revolution, or even a top-level military agent, he might find the thrill somewhat entertaining. after all, there's something quite wonderful in wrapping an untouchable person around his finger.

but you...

you were painfully ordinary. he understood why it had to be you, a somewhat 'regular' member of the ability group, trusted enough to have access to information that would be useful, but not too high up in the ranks. not to mention, you would eventually be moved up and allowed access into even more highly guarded secrets. if he didn't get to you now, he might never get you at all. if you were too important you'd never trust anyone, and you'd be too paranoid to let slip even seemingly unimportant details. it had to be you, and now.

and he was good at his job. he was charming but not suspiciously so, and not so well known that he would be identified. still, as he watched you before his infiltration had officially started, he realized that you were a fool. too trusting, too smiling, and far too friendly. even akutagawa would have been suited for this job, you wouldn't have suspected a thing. maybe you'd even like the whole grumbling outcast thing he had going on. but no matter how much he whined or complained or groaned, nothing was done about it. he was stuck with you until he finished the mission.

it was probably his hatred towards you that caused him to act so recklessly, and moving the relationship so quickly—from strangers to moving in together within a month. it wasn't hard to have you eating right out of his hand, with some saccharine smiles and soft looks, gentle stroking and—you practically had stars in your eyes. what a fool, he thought, ignoring how the softening of his eyes when you cheerfully ran into his arms happened somewhat naturally. you must have been desperate if you so eagerly accepted his sudden advances.

he still hated you, of course. he recorded your wrongdoings so he could unleash his fury later, when you were no longer of use. that time you ran your fingers through his hair, he swore to break each and every bone in your hand. and when you dragged him out on dates he planned out the appropriate punishment, same as when you touched him or kissed him or smiled up at him with so much warmth it made him sick—you made him sick, and you'd pay for that, eventually.

surprisingly, despite his overall sleazy and cruel demeanor—he never paid for dates (even though he was given the funds), and never bought you presents after the third one. he never initiated any physical affection, and straight up ignored your calls sometimes—after you were officially dating you still seemed to like him. you probably idolized him, after being starved of affection for so long. any crumb of affection he gave you, whether it was a fake smile or a stiff pat, you'd eagerly eat up. it was so pathetic he almost felt bad for you. even know, this relationship wasn't real, but you were a fool who thought you found love. not like this arrangement was anything you should be mourning.

were you hoping he'd turn back to the charming guy you met all those weeks ago? did you really have no clue that you fell in love with a lie? or maybe, you just couldn't comprehend someone using you. after all, you weren't very wealthy or connected to anyone influential. all you had was your job, and that was meaningless to most people. perhaps you thought he was most people, because it was so easy to get things out of you. at night, when the two of you were awkwardly lying down in bed, he just had to roll over, throw an arm around you and whisper into your ear, asking about your day. and then everything came pouring out. you weren't so stupid as to directly admit you worked for an ability organization, but the details were still correct. you'd tell him about the planning you had to do for a company event nearby, and just as you said, a week later the group he was targeting was there for something. it was so easy, now, to intercept all their plans. you were annoying but...somewhat useful.

and then...it happened.

dazai didn't realize there had been a last-minute change in plans. your group had come onto the meeting spot earlier than you had said they would be, and he was caught red-handed inside the building. to his surprise, you, without even stopping to consider his intentions, immediately shot up to defend him, excusing him saying that he probably just stopped by to visit you. your coworkers relaxed and slowly agreed. they, too, thought dazai didn't know about the 'company' you worked for, and thought he was just being a considerate boyfriend. it couldn't be farther from the truth, but he didn't care what they thought.

you saved him.

and it wasn't the only time, either. there were the times you've nursed him back to health after yet another one of his stupid stunts, the times you've waited hours for him to turn up for a date, complaining but never actually mad, the times you've made him something to eat, knowing he didn't care much about eating healthy. it infuriated him how genuinely selfless you were, even to an asshole like him.

you cared about him, like you cared for everyone else in your life, even though he knew he didn't deserve it. it was so nice, though, as much as he hated admitting it, to be cared for. to be looked after and loved genuinely despite his shortcomings. sometimes he wondered if you'd only love him more if he cleaned up his act. the more you smiled at him and gently nudged him awake and asked him if he ate and showed him things you thought he'd like, the more he realized he was getting a little attached to you.

and then, he came to a decision.

you were far too nice to him for him to just leave you to die after this mission. and you were far too kind to have such a terrible boyfriend. he could at least try to completely win you over now before you inevitably found out about his true intentions and then, you'd really hate him since he would have killed your friends. he decided you would stay with him, regardless of how the mission went.

he probably should have considered your confusion when your usually aloof boyfriend suddenly became a completely new person. you'd wake up and get ready to leave when an arm suddenly wraps around you and dazai whines at you about not leaving. whines! the same man who'd rarely say a word to you until breakfast was acting so...clingy all of a sudden, though you'd be lying if you said you hated it. suddenly your days were filled with constant kissing and an arm always around you, dazai showing up at your workplace more often to grab lunch with you and boldly flirting with you. sure, there was something quite terrifying about the way he glared at your coworkers, his eyes so blank it was eerie, but you forgot all about it once he snuggled into your neck and placed a kiss on your collarbone.

and then there was his insistence that you were being overworked when he normally wouldn't have cared what time you came home, as long as you did come home, going so far as to contacting your boss to demand you get more time off. of course, everyone laughed it off as your boyfriend simply being concerned for your health and your boss complied, shortening your hours and granting you a long overdue break. your life was just so perfect now. and to think you were worried about him wanting to break up. whenever you asked dazai why he was suddenly so expressive, however, he would only give you a vague answer about realizing it was unfair of him to let out his anger by treating you coldly and wanting to fix things. because, as he said so often, he loved you.

"nobody could love you as much as i do," he would say, "seriously, i think i could die in my love for you. you're everything to me and i love you so much."

maybe you should have noticed how...intense his feelings were then,

it all came crashing down one day when you saw a text on his phone—someone asking him to gather more information about the ability users in the group you were in. he wasn't supposed to know about that, and by the looks of it, he had been using you to steal intel the entire time. though you felt stupid now, you were more concerned about how you could put an end to it now, especially because you were in so deep with him. at least a while back you could have quickly ended things with him using the reason of being a terrible partner, but now, it would only raise suspicion with him and your coworkers. how were you to explain your boyfriend had been spying on you the entire time to anyone? what would they do to you, and worse yet, what was he planning to do to you once he had no use for you?

the only logical thing to do, in your eyes, was to slowly drift away and eventually break things off with him. his only source of information would be closed then, and you would be safe. the problem was, it was pretty much impossible to leave him. he was always by your side, held you tight as you slept, dropped you off at work and even knew all your friends. how were you supposed to explain to anyone that your boyfriend was going to kill you once he destroyed your group?

as you already figured out, dazai wasn't stupid. it was about time you found out, but now his plans had changed. no more killing you. he could keep you with him permanently now, after forcing you to quit. he didn't need your help anymore for the next part of the plan, which only required him to eradicate the group since they weren't willing to comply to the port mafia's demands. it wasn't like he expected you to sit down and hear him out after finding out he was sort of using you all along, but still, it hurt when you scowled at him and screamed at him. oh well. he could figure it out.

as he smiled down at your bound figure, your eyes wide at the blood soaking his coat, realizing what he had just done, he decided he would stop at nothing to convince you of how much he loved you.

really, he wouldn't trade this for the world.

[ffishstickks]

omg. can we have the full bg text from the jak and jacob thing?? i need to read it fully i am invested

Sure!

I'll be honest it isn't going to be super understandable, I imagine it was just a flow of Jak's thoughts in the moment.

He was there... Looking at him through the window... He made him uncomfortable. Why is he there! Doesn't he know that? How we both had the same thing on our minds? Crazy. He's mine. I won't share. We cant both look through the window. Im always careful to look from afar... It isn't too crazy. I knew that he was easy to get rid of... He's so small compared to me. I know he didnt notice us outside. Its a good

thing that I'm Stronger than this creep outside his window. I'll take care of it. Maybe if i just took him away from him, this Jacob... Convince him that I AM the right one. JACOB needs to let go of him. He's mine. Jacob needs to know that boy is mine... Thats true right? Its me for him. Sometimes I wonder in a weird way we belong together instead. The world is a strange place- even stranger- I deserve to watch him through the window. He doesn't. I would kill this fucker, thats the thing. All it took was one look at him and I knew we were sort of the same. We'd do anything for him. Want to kill someone for him. If I have this poor fucker in my home- in a way im taking care of it right? I might as well make him give him a good time. Make sure we're having some fun here. I'll be sure to make him smile a bit. I'm a jealous person... and even if he was in the way we're going to have a good time, natrually I can't help it at all. He kept begging for me not to hurt the man in the window... Asking if he could see him. Why would i let him see whats mine? That bitch is mine you fucker! I will admit for a creep in a way he's kind of cute. The way he struggles is making me fond of him. I've always sort of had a thing for blondes.... but he tried to take whats mine. My property right? I DONT SHARE. Smile for me... Here. If I try really hard for you- you can understand it right? Just look in the mirror. Maybe he'll know how to do it if he's watching me. He's much smaller, not so easy to get a grip of- Two fingers should be just fine. Why do I keep him? I don't know what it is about him but I really like him... Maybe even love him? Why does he make me feel this fucked up way? I should be focusing on the right him here. Jacob is in my way... I cant look at this smile and be aroused. This. Sitting right here. This is good enough. I'm just cleaning the streets of the filth, keeping the right him safe. Its not right in this world, okay for him but not for me...

THEN IT JUST RAMBLES INTO NOTHING LOL!

Jacob belongs to @carnivorekitty

[hanafubukki]

My sweet child…cliche dating sim…it grew so much in a week 😭 y’all are so good at this!!Now I have two ideas buttt not sure who should the story involve, so I’ll list them and then let’s talk about it!!:

1. You’re of the middle to low class, fame coming from the fact that your father was a well-known knight, strong enough to defeat 100 men. He suffers from a chronic illness but that doesn’t stop him from going off to war! You can’t stand the thought of him leaving, so what if you just…replace him? Nobody will notice! Just…try not falling in love on the way…

JAMIL, Jade, Jack, Azul (the tactician?)

2. Of love and tragedy, can two star-crossed lovers secretly stay together? Or will their families rip them apart? Nobody said falling for the enemy was easy…

Epel, ROOK, Riddle, Leona, Idia (for shits and giggles)

Yes both are inspired by Mulan, and Romeo and Juliet. Yes I’m basic. YES I know they sound like bios for some Wattpad fanfic back in 2012. Don’t judge me 😭

BONUS OMG I REALLY WANT ORTHO TO HAVE A BROTHER COMPLEX BUT. I CANT. THINK. Like do you know that game Yandere Simulator? Well one of the rivals is “senpai’s” little sister with a brother complex, absolutely hates all the randoms getting to close to him bc she wants his attention only on her. And I wanna apply that for Ortho except…less jealousy and more distrust? “Ortho has witnessed his brother being hurt before which turned him into a recluse, so he’s hesitant to accept the new maid getting close to Idia.” And maybe he sabotages a bunch and basically hazes her to see if she’s really willing to stay. But then what if a mystery illness plagues Idia and even the all-knowing wizard Ortho (bc it’s medieval remember so he can’t be a robot) doesn’t know what to do. But the stupid maid does?! And yeah after saving Idia’s life and having a sweet heart-to-heart, the maid pledges loyalty and Ortho treats them like a big sibling too??? Idkkk but he has to have his own route, not a subplot!

[referring to these Cliche! Royalty AU Otome Game: Diasomnia Ver. ; Ridde Rosehearts Ver. ; Ace Trappola, Epel Felmier, Azul Ashengrotto Ver. ]

Hello Otome Anonie 🌻🌺💕!

I hope you don’t mind me calling you that. ☺️💕 I didn’t realize it grew so much in a week, time literally went over my head. That’s what happens when you are having so much fun 🙌💚 and I have been loving the cliche! Royalty AU Otome Game series, so thank you so much for that anonie 💚💕

I see you’re going after my weakness spot with a Mulan inspired AU anon 👀👀 I think the one who would fit the most in this would be Jack. because jack likes to follow the rules and has his own version of honor and what is right and wrong. I can imagine him having eventually softening to you and both of you becoming comrades...and then the secret is out. It takes him time to change his way of thinking but he does and he has even greater respect for you. just like in canon, what do you think? Jamil, I feel like he would already know but would understand your reasonings and even help you out in your cover, cue hilarious shenanigans as you both try to keep that secret lol 😂

This one is hard....I feel like we can go so many routes. I feel like I wouldn't put it past rook or leona to just give that extra push to be with you...even if it means to say...take over your kingdom? 👀👀 all in the name of love right? and both of you get to be together. then you have riddle, he would have to go against his mother which is hard but also yours. but you too can always run away together too 👀👀 Idia cant get rid of you, you just keep popping up and then...you dont and he basically is too used to you now so he’s ready to take over and silence his and your family to be with you.

I have heard of wandered simulator but haven't played or seen it. but I do read yandere so I have an idea of what you mean 🤔  Finis in Code Realize had a sis complex too that I found cute. maybe during this route it would be seen from orthos point of view so we can see more on his side and what he thinks and why he does it. POV changes always give you that extra feel you know? Maid MC takes care of Idia because maybe the illness had less to do with magic and more on the physical route? like mind, body, and spiritual, and this disease first attacked the body which cascades to the other parts of the whole being? and MC basically goes back to the root and old fashioned healing which also changes the way ortho thinks of them.