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chrismcshell · 2 years ago
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latest update on my death stranding playthrough:
i’m playing on “easy” difficulty - not the absolute easiest, but one step down from “normal”. so far, i’ve felt like the game is fairly challenging but i don’t suffer a lot for it, if that makes sense? like, i’ll get out of a tough section and be like oh boy my cargo must be so badly damaged now, but then i check and it’s only like 1-3% damaged. ive also barely gotten sam hurt at all.
so i was thinking maybe i’d try bumping it up to “normal” to see how that goes...
and then i got the reverse trike. and i was so laughably bad at driving it. i kept getting it stuck on rough terrain and not being able to maneuver myself out. i had that thing down to 50% health in an embarrassingly short time. sitting on this busted motorbike with steam coming out of it like why did they even let me drive. anyway idk if raising the difficulty level would even have an impact on vehicle durability or whatever, but im not taking chances. staying on easy mode cuz i cant fucking drive
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Nicole’s rambling: The Watch Dogs Problem
Hey, welcome to my TedX talk about one of the most ambitious games Ubisoft had ever released... And which, for most of the parts, flopped majestically - yet still has players who love it. One such player am I as well. (And I’m not coming back to the game because Raymond Kenney is my first VG crush, shut the hell up.)
I won't be dipping into the side activities (digital trips) and online mode, because I never clicked with it and I don't know much about these parts. And I don't wanna throw shit at the game because of something I don't know a single thing about. Here are my three biggest negatives in the game and the three biggest positives you should play it for.
Also: remember, this is my opinion and my opinion only. It's sure biased, non-professional, but I've played WD more than five times. FIVE. So it's not just blatant nitpicking, because, in its core, WD Is a game I love dearly.
@march-moon​, here you go! :)
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Let’s sort out the negatives first so we can later praise the game for what it did well:
1. Predictable and dull AI of enemies (aka going John Wick mode).
Sure, the variety of said enemies is impressive, but... When you get a grenade launcher and some good shotgun, which you can do in the first hour of gameplay if you already know your way with the ctOS bank account system (LOOP IS WHERE THE MONEY'S AT), you're more or less untouchable for the rest of the game. Most conveniently, you're starting with a silenced gun and when you know around your way with the stealth system and focus, which slows time big time for those who might not know, you can clear out Rossi Fremont under two minutes. Why? Because the AI is just dumb and stupid most of the time.
Like, sure, the big-armed guys can be a pain in the ass for the first few encounters, but when you realize all you have to do is throw two grenades at them and fire as many bullets as you have at your disposal, they are dead immediately. And the same goes for the car chases. Until you unlock the almighty power of raising the bridges and blowing up the steampipes, these are just pain in the ass.
The first few ctOS scans and police chases, as well as the enemy chases, are fun. But when ctOS finds you after ten minutes of driving around like a mad man to dodge the shit, sending you off on a ten-minutes lasting chase which simply repeats itself. Let alone that you kill half of the city's population because you fuck up to turn your car.  
To close this point, it gets repetitive, especially with the gang hideouts fuckery.
2. Ubisoft lying not only about the game features, but also about the overall graphics.
This point kinda explains itself, doesn't it? It's a known fact that studios have tendencies to change their games/movies for marketing purposes - for example, Disney and Infinity War or Naughty Dog's 'The Last of Us (Part 2)'. But this being a usual marketing tactic doesn't mean that the consumer should keep their mouth shut when they don't agree with it.
Most noticeable Watch Dogs' fuck-up was an overall graphic downgrade, which, sure, is completely understandable when you have such a huge open-world game, but... Ubisoft showed you a potato mash and all you got was the potato (The biggest point that is made fun of are the trees - those who played the games know what I'm talking about.). 
Also, the enhanced graphics ARE coded in the game, but are not used due to something signed off as ‘playable compatibility’ as far as I can understand, so??
But... They did lie about the in-game features too. They promised a lot more than they delivered, like the bounty hunts and stuff... Where did that go, Ubisoft?
3. The side missions and the story.
Don't take it as such... In my opinion, some of the side missions are fun - at the start. We've talked about gang hideouts, but you have fixer-car-related gigs as well and the first ten of them is very immersive since you don't already know which type of the mission you're up to. Will you be pressured by the time limit? Will you have to race through the city in a car that you can't destroy too much, otherwise it can't be sold on the black market? Will you be a decoy for some other bad people doing bad things? But when you get through this phase... It's the same game system again and again, for 46 times, I think? And the villain convoys... Well. These are fun and refreshing each time, I have to say.
Every time, you can choose a different tactic to toy around with - will you catch up with the baddies sooner, turning this mission into an intense, tight chase experience? Or will you wait for them further on the road, toying around with explosives and guns? Sometimes, they slip past you, which leads to a chase around the city, sometimes you blow up all of the cars perfectly on time, A+. But... You mastered 1/3 types of side mission content.
As for the story, it's not the worst, but it isn't something super-memorable, lifechanging. I am not talking about the idea behind the story (the utopia of having the whole city lead by a system, which enables the corporation to control people's lives without them even knowing), I am talking about the Damien-Aiden-Lena revenge story. It's your daily revenge plot based on Aiden's niece dying in a car crashed after the car being shot at because of a failed job.
The first story mission is mind-blowing. You're thrown into the game and the first thing you have to do is to infiltrate a whole-ass stadium, which feels good, not gonna lie. And the 'prison-break sequence' is also memorable as well. But other than that, it gets real repetitive real fast. 'Follow this person', 'hack this thingy', 'kill this guy', 'tilly that person' and so on is present in every act of the story, which makes things kinda come across as boring after some time. It is what it is.
There are exciting in-game moments, like when Defalt is introduced to the bunch and hacks into the Bunker base, stealing all of your data. But sadly, these story masterpieces tend to be overlooked and not acted on, which takes off some of the immersion potentials. (I know that Defalt's story was saved for the DLC, so it's not the best proof.)
! BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE STORY DOESN'T HAVE GOOD BEATS !
Now, the well-made things for which you should DEFINITELY play this game:
1. Chicago being a videogame city that is alive and the 'collectibles' are extra fun.
Okay, okay, let me explain. Sure, Watch Dogs' Chicago isn't the best area ever constructed in an open-world game. But... The city feels alive, it is changing around you, it never stops. You can find people making out, talking bad about their friend who is not there, you can look into their day-to-day life via something called 'privacy invasion', where you just hack into a camera and... You hear mommy calming down her kid who is crying, you can watch two girls playing Wii, presumably, and many other every day encounters.
NPCs are answering to you being into the city - asking questions on the range from 'Is that the guy from the news?' to straightaway call the cops because you are a mass murderer probably. When you stand in the middle of a road, they honk at you; when you accidentally bump into them, they call you names. It's amazing... And profiling them is even more fun. You can find profiles ranging from 'author of poetry' to 'clinically confirmed pyromaniac' and 'searches for 'feet' on the internet'. This shit is just ridiculous.
But... It's the smallest details you'll fall in love with. You can get on the "L" and it takes you on a ride. You can ride in it for the whole day, or you can get off on the next stop. When you're in the Wards or near Rossi Fremont, you can find dudes just listening to rap, chatting. Some guys force flyers into other people's hands. You can have coffee. The rain somehow feels real, and the nighttime just steals your breath away - and so do the sunsets. There's a part of the city called 'Hobotown', where the local hobos live, there are secret poker tournaments.
Chicago in Watch Dogs is a city with so many minor details that you cant find each of them in one gameplay. In each gameplay, you'll find something new, something that just makes you chuckle - but it's so thoughtful of the developers to even put it in their game. These small details are the ones that make you feel as if you were inside the game, convincing you that the Chicago you're looking at is, indeed, alive.
Then, there are the 'collectibles'. I didn't know how to call it other than that, so bear with me for a minute. There are minor 'side-missions' - for example, you're going after a killer, who is leaving you audios on the places he left one of his victims. There are QR coded which unlock audios that talk about the DedSec hacktivists. In the small 'hack 5 routers in a time limit' quests, you are unlocking one of the Blume's employees audios (Angela Balik's), talking about the files Raymond Kenney had hidden in the code back in the day, talking about the uprising of the Bellwether 'crime' prediction system.
The collectibles aren't everyone's thing, of course, and it won't take any of the Chicago experience when you don't listen to the voicemails or if you simply don't collect them. But, they can immerse you in the game world even more. And to be honest, this is one of the few games that had my ass shook about collecting the additional thingies.
2. The character cast.
Let's be honest, Aiden Pearce on his own isn't the best protagonist in the world. Don't get me bad, I like this game a lot, but he can come across as boring at times. And that's exactly when the character cast comes in to balance Aiden's character. Most of the cast has some sort of an attribute which compels to Aiden's personality very well, completes him in some way.
You have Raymond Kenney, who is a paranoid, rowdy, alcoholic genius who helped with creating ctOS - but has remorse about his history, because he caused the Northeast blackout 2003, killing eleven people. Which can show Aiden how bad can the power over the ctOS system be.
There's Jordi Chin, a prestigious assassin/fixer, who uses the game's darkest humor. Every fucking second Jordi is on screen, it's captivating, immersive and you'll find yourself chuckling at Jordi's jokes, which are definitely out of place. But he still keeps reminding you that he's in for the money, which, in the end, turns against Aiden in a way.
Clara Lille, otherwise known as BadBoy17, is a hacktivist working for the rebellious DedSec who are rebelling against Blume, the company behind ctOS. She seems to be innocent of the violence of getting revenge, but later in the game, Aiden discovers how deeply she was invested in the whole story about Lena.
Each of the characters has a personal connection to Aiden, widening his personality in various ways. Which is funny to watch throughout the story - and there's a ton of other characters I didn't even get into, like Lucky Quinn, Nicky, Jackson, Bed Bug... The characters are simply terrific.
3. The overall soundtrack.
Hear me out, this point is kinda tricky, yeah? I am not talking about the official soundtrack. The radio has some blasts I fell in love throughout playing the game - whether it introduced me to song 'Ms. Crumby' by the Audition, or made me fall in love with the Vampire Weekend, Kid Cudi, or The Vindictives. Yet, in the case of the radio, I tend to sort out a playlist consisting of 4-6 songs (YES? YOU CAN MAKE PLAYLIST INSIDE THE GAME???) which I play on repeat throughout the game.
There's also this masterful thing about the soundtrack sometimes 'forcing' itself into your gameplay, maybe more like 'self-inserting' into the game if you will. The two most memorable encounters of this are when: a) when you're helping Ray Kenney leave the junkyard and Pawnee behind and the 'ring ding piety pow' hardcore metal song plays throughout the final encounter (Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry) and b) when you enter Rossi Fremont, the whole time you're going through the building, the rap/hip-hop is playing, making you feel gangsta. (I think it's a song by Wu-Tang Clan, not sure tho).
But... Then it hits you. The in-game hidden soundtrack that sadly wasn't released. At least not officially. It has a reason, worry not - this in-game soundtrack reacts to the player's progress throughout the missions, so it basically plays on a loop. Which is understandable.
The most standing out instance I can talk about is when you enter the small island where the old Blume secret place is hidden on. You and Clara are on a mission searching for legendary sacred place (at least for the hackers) called 'The Bunker'. And my friends... This is when it hits you. The soundtrack feels familiar even when you're playing the game for the first time. This piece just hits differently than any other soundtrack I've heard. Not even Time by Hanz Zimmer has this effect on me, and I LOVE the Inception.
And there's more - the piece of the soundtrack which plays when you're going after Jackson is probably another great example.
BONUS ROUND: 4. The Bad Blood (DLC)
Okay, this had a lot to do with my love for Raymond Kenney and I am not worried to say it out loud. But this DLC is truly a DLC. It only uses the WD world, which was set up in the OG game, as its base - but it isn't its main focus at all. This DLC introduces us to new characters as well as to some we knew already we knew.
In the OG game, Tobias is the mad hobo who sells us cool thingies to play with - and in they managed to show Tobias' full potential, showing us how smart and hilarious, as well as paranoid, this guy is in reality. It deepened Ray's character, revealed Defalt's motivations and the history that tied both of them to the Northeast blackout.
There are also new areas to explore, new things to play with and even if the DLC doesn't do anything too revolutionary with the game's world, it's the best DLC I've played. And I may have enjoyed it more than Aiden's story. But again, I'm pro-Kenney biased, so that's kinda expected of me, ain't it?
PS: I hate Sitara or whatever her name is.
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universo-de-sean · 8 years ago
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this is v late but do all da asks from 3 days ago pls
Anything for you, princess :*
1. Name
Sean Taylor Castillo 
2. Age
19
3. City that you live in
San Antonio, TX
4. What do most people not know about you?
I love showtunes
5. What do most people know you for?
Being savage and working a lot. 
6. Hobbies
Movies, videogames, hockey, drawing, various arts and crafts, singing, etc, anything to keep me entertained. 
7. What are your passions?
Working, teaching, history, music, cuddling. 
8. What do you search for in a significant other?
I look for somebody with a great sense of humor, big beautiful smile, smart, funny, cute as fuck. Someone that is loving and supporting and doesn’t think im weird for all my odd habits, ticks, and perpetual restlessness. Someone that I am incredibly proud of and is amazing and that I fall more and more in love with every day. Pretty much I look for Mahfuz. She the love of my life.
7. What are you most proud of?
Not fucking everything up yet!
8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?
Everyday
9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?
Movies, games, cool rocks. I’ve collected a few things as I’ve grown up.
10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.
Get married to the love of my life, own a home, start a family, see the ruins of as many ancient civilizations as possible, learn a second language, teach students to find the truth themselves, fight the system, see the northern lights, find true happiness, build some dope ass furniture. 
11. What was the last thing you learned?
The Spanish language derives a lot from Arabic
12. How many relationships have you been in?
4
13. Turn ons
My lips are sealed
14. Turn offs
Myself. And poor hygeine
15. Favorite food
Yes
16. Favorite drink
Bleach
17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?
The gay shit Mahfuz sent me. 
18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?
I’m a realist. 
19. Do you sleep during class?
Not anymore 
20. What is the most expensive thing you own?
My organs.
21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?
Pocket knife.
22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?
Boi...
23. Text or call?
Depends on the person. Overwhelming majority I’d text. A couple people id call. 
24. Opinion on long distance?
Hard. But with patience and work, it’s amazing. 
25. What is your definition of success?
Being happy and content. 
26. Favorite song?
I have no idea. All of them???
27. Favorite artist?
Cage the Elephant, Modest Mouse, Alabama Shakes, Bahamas
28. Celebrity crush/crushes?
Chris Pratt, Rami Malek, Sydney Crosby and Emma Stone
29. When was the last time you read for fun?
Few months ago. 
30. Favorite flower?
Bleeding Hearts
31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?
The ability to see Mahfuz. 
32. Any guilty pleasures?
Sin
33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?
My weight. I’d like a much better body.
34. What do you search for in a friend?
Do they want to hang out with me. 
35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month?
A million. I love a lot
36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?
Work
37. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Great cosmic Idiocy
38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?
Stabbed in the eye. I’m used to being left out. 
39. How many green shirts do you own?
None
40. Do you like anime?
Some of them 
41. What do you invest the most time in?
Being worthless ;*
42. What was the name of the last book you read?
The Unfinished Journey
43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone?
Someone that can excites you versus someone that can excite and soothe you. 
44. Where are you most productive?
What is productivity???
45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends.
Chilling, Chatting, Questing
46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone.
Draw, play music, singing
47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?
Not until people accept difference 
48. Do you have any allergies?
Too many
49. When was the last time you cussed at someone?
30 seconds ago. I swear like a sailor
50. What was the last promise you made?
I will break his legs if he does anything fishy. (To my sister in regards to a person she is seeinng) 
51. What was your last dream about?
Dont remember. 
52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be?
Mahfuz, Peach, Analine, Jade, Nick
53. How many countries have you visited?
1 Mexico. 
54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.)
All of them
56. When was the last time somebody complimented you?
Mahfuz does always. I love her. 
56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?
I have no idea. 
57. Do you consider yourself mature?
When I need to be. 
58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr?
A century 
59. What is your favorite quote?
“Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.”
60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?
Don’t be a dick. Do no harm. Take no shit. 
61. What is your greatest accomplishment?
Getting into college?
62. Do you believe in the death penalty?
For only the most heinous of crimes
63. What are your goals for life?
Find happiness, get a good job, live a good life, do as much good as I can.
64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?
Being a nerd. 
65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. 
In a galaxy far far away. During peaceful times of course. 
66. What were you like in 2013?
Fatter, more ignorant, annoying. Me but weaker. 
67. Do you have a job?
Yes. I have a job as a cook. It’s aight. 
68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend.
They all ditched. What else can I say?
69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?
Everything.
70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before?
A shit-ton. 
71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website?
Netflix maybe
72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
Anything thats not illegal or immoral. 
73. Does money equal happiness?
Not necessarily. 
74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?
I’m not sure. A few?
75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime?
Plenty. But fuck it. 
76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?
The One Thing You Cant Replace
77. When was the last time you looked at the news?
Earlier today
78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? 
Chill the fuck out
79. What is your favorite animal?
Okapi!
80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?
No. It would hurt people I love. 
81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at?
Understanding
82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get?
Around 5 or 6 AM. 3-6 hours usually. 
83. Does age necessarily equal maturity?
HELL NAH
84. What is your favorite clothing store?
Ross and thrift stores
85. In the winter- beanies or gloves?
Beanies
86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?
Wings. I’d fly everywhere
87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it?
Oh yeah. Definitely.  
88. What do you fear the most?
Winding up alone. That I’m annoying. That I’m driving away the people I love.
89. How many digits of pi can you recite?’
3.14
90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? 
Sophomore. I’d make a few changes. 
91. Describe yourself in one word.
Punk
92. Describe your last victory.
Got outta work early
93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?
Myself
94. What is something you will never forget?
I don’t remember. 
95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail?
Remmeber everything. 
96. Have you ever broken a bone before?
Both my arms.
97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody?
Hate. Love is natural. Hate takes something else. 
98. Coffee or tea?
Tea. 
99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way?
I’m not letting people use me anymore.
100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?
A couple. 
Thanks for the ask love bug:*
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blog-of-a-broken-child · 6 years ago
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Alternate Reality
Last year i had Xbox to hide away in, i always had countless people in my parties, i would have to go offline, i always came off so cheerful and hyoer and stable-minded. It was AMAZING.
I THRIVED on the fact that i could talk to a million people, have distractions from my reality, as a female videogamer there was never a lack of companions. I thrived in the online world - completely opposite of real life- when i began to disassociate, or plummet into my darkness i could vanish.., they dont know me in real life, they cant come to my house, call my parents, or suffocate me with their concern, it could just be turned off, so simply. So dangerously easy.
But, it didnt last forever
Work had me so busy and mentally exhausted that, if i had time at all, i was toooo mentally drained to even attempt signing on. I had no drive to play anything, talk to anyone, move. Nothing. It was a constant state of blandness, Gross, boring, obnoxiously intrusive nothingness. 
Almost a year of tossing a coin between manically cleaning while planning any and every escape possible -or- laying mindless on the bed as i stream a show, any show, as long as its loud.
Ive found a new alternate reality, but its just begun and im already tired of it. 
How long will this one, or even the next 3, last..
Why is content so unreachable.
Where is my mental oasis?
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righteousfury90 · 8 years ago
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Unique Asks
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?  Pandora, but Spotify is better and I’m slowly using it more
is your room messy or clean? Depends on the Day, somedays the tornado of an art person hits hit, and then other days its lke American Psycho clean
what color are your eyes? A lovely shade of Brown
do you like your name? why? Yea I love all my names, but my real first name is great because its pretty unique and people butcher the pronunciation of it all the time (You should ask me what it is)
what is your relationship status? Currently Single but im working to change that
describe your personality in 3 words or less The Coolest Geek
what color hair do you have? Black
what kind of car do you drive? color? I dont have a car, thanks for rubbing it in
where do you shop? Shop for what...clothes..food because the answer to both is walmart
how would you describe your style? The Coolest Geek
favorite social media account? Tumblr and Im not just saying that because this is Tumblr lol
what size bed do you have? A full I think...I sleep on my floor
any siblings? Yep 3 sisters and 2 brothers
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Somewhere in Europe so I could experience the different countries that are only a train ride away
favorite snapchat filter? I dont normally mess with the filters on snapchat
favorite makeup brand(s) I tend to go with the all natural look so I dont really have a favorite brand per’se
how many times a week do you shower? 6 normally (I tend not to go or do anything of Sundays so why bother)
favorite tv show? Currently Steven Universe but my all time favorite is Avatar the Last Airbender
shoe size? 13 or 13 1′2
how tall are you? 6′4
sandals or sneakers? Sneakers
do you go to the gym? I do not, but I walk a hell of alot ( you know not having a car and all)
describe your dream date Simple, maybe dinner, then just walking around a nice downtown area and just talking  and enjoying the company of the date (i know that sounds hella lame, but hey the simple things in life are the best)
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? zero, i dont like holding on to cash
what color socks are you wearing? red and black (they're Star wars themed)
how many pillows do you sleep with? 3
do you have a job? what do you do? Yes, Im a bouncer at a night club and I toss riff raff to the streets when they get to riff raffy
how many friends do you have? alot but only a few real good friends that i can count on night and day
whats the worst thing you have ever done? Punch one of my best friends ( which is a girl) in the face but I swear it was completely unintentional....both times
whats your favorite candle scent? Hawaiian Breeze
3 favorite boy names Alexander, Jay, William
3 favorite girl names Genevieve, Giselle, Alexandria
favorite actor? Either Keanu Reeves or Idris Elba
favorite actress? Emma Watson
who is your celebrity crush? Emma Watson and Daisy Ridley
favorite movie? Star Wars...all of them
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I do read, my favorites are the Count of Monte Cristo, and a random book Called Empires of Sand by David Ball
money or brains? Brains all day
do you have a nickname? what is it? Gus is my nickname
how many times have you been to the hospital? Ive never been hurt or sick enough to be in a hosptial, however I have been to an emergency room a couple times
top 10 favorite songs Wordless Chorus - My Morning Jacket, Thats what I like - Bruno Mars, Company- Justin Beiber, Everlong- Foo Fighters, Supersoaker- Kings of Leon, Hello, Erykah Badu and Andre 3000, Sober- Childish Gambino, Suffocate- Sevendust, Halftime - Amy Winhouse, and Europa- Santana
do you take any medications daily? no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) It can be really dry at times
what is your biggest fear? Not doing anything with my life  and really really small spaces ( im a bit claustrophobic)
how many kids do you want? 2 would be perfect Girl and a Boy, but ultimately that is up to my future wife, cause I cant be cashing checks her uterus cant or wont cash
whats your go to hair style? Low fade
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I live in a nice sized apartment that Im going to have to move out of in a couple months
who is your role model? Sam Liu a comic book artist
what was the last compliment you received?  and I quote “Oh my god that smile though!”
what was the last text you sent? Telling someone I was going to ask my friend who works at my apartment complex about our pool ( Which was much shorter than my explanation of it lol)
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Like 6 we didnt have a chimney and I was like does dude like just break into houses
what is your dream car? 1969 Dodge Charger
opinion on smoking? To each’s own right
do you go to college? I did and I’m trying to go back for grad school
what is your dream job? To work for ILM the company that does the SFX for the Marvel and Star Wars movies and some others
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? I used to as a teenager, but I never used them so I dont anymore
do you have freckles? I do not
do you smile for pictures? When I have to take a pic I do, but normally I dont
how many pictures do you have on your phone? like 16
have you ever peed in the woods? Yea, who hasnt
do you still watch cartoons? Vigorously, cartoons are my life
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? I really enjoy both
Favorite dipping sauce? Ranch
what do you wear to bed? Gym shorts and a t shirt
have you ever won a spelling bee? No I deliberately threw one in the 6th grade cause I didnt want to be in it in the first place ( I misspelled Tiptoes as Tiptoed)
what are your hobbies? Drawing, Collecting comic books, Playing Videogames you know typical geek stuff
can you draw? I like to think so,I do have an Art Degree
do you play an instrument? No, but I want to learn either the harmonica or the guitar
what was the last concert you saw? Smash Mouth like a year ago right in the park by my apartment complex
tea or coffee? Tea, Green Tea to be exact
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Eww neither, Krispy Kreme is the winner
do you want to get married?At some point in life
what is your crush’s first and last initial? A.S.
are you going to change your last name when you get married? Naw, and if the wife doesnt  that will be just fine
what color looks best on you? Red and Black
do you miss anyone right now? yea that A.S. Havent seen her in person for a couple weeks
do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed
do you believe in ghosts? yep
what is your biggest pet peeve? When people ask me for advice but go a do the exact opposite or keep doing the thing ( or person in alot of cases) in lue of the advice I had just given
last person you called? My momma
favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies and Cream
regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular, but at the end of the day both are still oreos and Ill eat the hell out of either one thats available
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? CHOCOLATE!!!
what shirt are you wearing? A Star wars shirt
what is your phone background? Steven Universe Backgrounds
are you outgoing or shy? Im an ambivert, while I dont mind being outgoing that alot of times where I content with not talking to people ( makes me really good at my job)
do you like it when people play with your hair? I do, but it doesnt happen to often, because one, most girls that would play in my hair are shorter than me, and two, the situation where it would happen, never happens
do you like your neighbors? I dont know them
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? whenever I take a shower
have you ever been high? Yea, super high....like I saw through time and space
have you ever been drunk? Once, I have the alcohol tolerance of a god
last thing you ate? Some Chicken
favorite lyrics right now?  What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a non-believer Who don't believe in anything?
summer or winter? Winter, I dont like the notion that Im slowly roasted in the summer, and theres only a finite amount of cloths you can take off but still be hot, Winter it the time of cuddles (ILL CUDDLE YOUR FACE OFF)
day or night? Night
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk Chocolate all day. CHOCOLATE!!!
favorite month? December, Winter Solstice, My Birthday, Christmas  and saying bye to the old year.
what is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius
who was the last person you cried in front of? Im not a big crier, pretty sure the last time was after getting spanked as a kid
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