#cant belive im starting to use that tag lmao

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

I want Sparrow!Ben to fuck me softly, gently, lovingly 😔♥️

So many fics of him being a hard fast lover like what if my baby boy took such gentle care of me that I could cry from how sappy and in love he is with me? What if he held me like I was the most precious one in the whole entire world for him and he would do anything not to taint, shatter, nor besmirch me? What if he loved me like how he wanted and deserved to be loved? Did we ever think that this man ever wanted to be held gently and softly because all his life all he's ever known is rough hard things with blood and I think he deserved softness and love 😔♥️

This also applies to Umbrella!Ben and all the Bens in every timeline and universe 😔♥️♥️♥️

[pendraegon]

🤠 also i cant belive this is the only cowboy emoji option. what if im a sad cowboy

are you telling me that this cowboy has depression? ): aiosjfosiafdjsa

First impression: ok. *cracks knuckles* i already told you this lou, but, for your arthurian blog @gringolet (y’all should follow, lou has amazing art and also the most fucking stellar shit posts), i thought………..gringolet was a reference to non latinx lancelot instead of lancelot’s horse and i only figured it out two days ago… for ur main blog for some reason my panini brain equated grollican to pelican, so i was like..ah That Delightful Gelican (Gay Pelican) Blog..i hope they enjoy my wares today oasjdfos i was lowkey to afraid too talk to you at first because you have such amazing blogs lol i know we’ve only been talking for a short while but i genuinely forgot what it was we talked over at first…probably making fun of lancelot or gawain ijosfdsa

Your nickname in my head: lou malnatis…….so, pizza is politics in chicago babey, and my favorite deep dish pizza place is lou malnatis (if any other chicagoans see this, yes, i’m willing to fight you. uno is shit. giordano is good too but the ones in the suburbs are BAD) so i………………lou malnatis..perpetually. but also, i think about that one duck from ducktales? louey?? aiosjdfoasijd i mean this as a compliment

Closeness ratings [1-10]: 9 because it’s my fav number and it’s cute but also probably 10000!! i know we’ve only started talking recently but dear lordt, i enjoy talking to you so much!! you’re so funny and our conversations make me actually giggle and chortle with glee like an old british lady outloud. together………we are the bubonic plague of the arthuriana tag and SOMEONE’S gotta do it…this is our piece de resistance, our burden to bear, our sword in the stone, *slaps gringolet* come get y’all JUICE

Do I like you: hell fucking yeah!! you’re so amiable with everyone and i feel like the conversation flows like water between us.. i dare anyone to NOT like tumblr user lou the-grollican and if you don’t that’s ur own flaw idsjfodsj i remember that you made a drawing based off of the minecraft arthurian post you made where i commented in the tags and it made my fucking week i’m not going to lie oasjdfisa you’re so talented in so many things like, your art? enthralling. your writing? breathtaking. your shit posts? inspiring. the fact that there’s an ostrich farm and you faced an onslaught by an ostrich as a child?? effervescent. i hope that we become closer friends as time goes on and i want you to know that whatever happens, i’m here for you. our song would be du hast me maybe and we can run off into the sunset like in an 80s movie oaijsfdosa

You are my: arthurian mutual, art mutual, hot potato takes mutual; i love that you greenlit some of my shitposts, i feel like im a writer in the 30s and you’re my long suffering but amused editor. you are my sword, my shield, my missionaries in a foreign field ioajdfoias 2020 is a good year bc i met you in it! (:

Ever had a crush on you: galahad may lov his rosary but not as much as i adore you!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao that sounds like an arthurian valentines day card we should do that oiasjdfosaijd

[vigilent-yaksha]

tagged by: @aggy-the-which <3 

Last drink: som agua 

Last phone call: gamestop bc they wanted an interview 

Last text message: me gf abt job stuffs and THE FUTURE

Last song you listened to: fuckin uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh why do i cry by remote girl??? its so fucin good 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRAw5wsAKik

Last time i cried: i dont remember, probably over smthn dumb tho 

Dated someone twice: nooooooooooo...?

Kissed someone and regretted it: naw son, all keeses good keeses

Been cheated on: gosh i hope not 

Lost someone special: no

Been depressed: hell yea biihhh B) 

Gotten drunk and thrown up: nop! j

Fave colours: lilac, ruddy pink, basically bright neon rainbows,black, and cyan blue! 

In the last year have i…

Made new friends: a bunch!

Fallen out of love:no :0 

Laughed until you cried: lmao all the time

Found out someone was talking about you: no p 

Meet someone who changed you: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMM 

not rlly? im just a nasty boy aint nithin changin me

Found out who your friends are: lmao, none of my friends have been snakes, YET

General

How many facebook friends do you know irl: most except like.... 2

Do you have any pets: my dog napoleon! hes a fuck! 

Do you want to change your name: yea boiiii, idk if i wanna change my last names tho.

What did you do for your last birthday: nothing! 

What time did you wake up today: like 11:30 and i was almost late to my interview ;w;

What were you doing at midnight last night: drawing and watchin some movies

What is something you can’t wait for: hanging w my gf, uuuhh thE SUMMER.

What are you listening to right now: som good ol’ gamley grump

Have you ever spoken to a person named tom: ....n...no?? idk man everyone i know is latino/ not white, i maybe met a tom once.

Something that’s getting on your nerves: i dont wanna say it, its too mean ;w;

Most visited website: uh, dA and youtube really? im mostly on mobile tumblr sooooo

Hair colour: black! 

might dye it but, im looking for a job so //SHRUGS

Long or short hair: short and choppy! i cut my own hair so i keep it shaggy 

Do you have a crush on someone: im very gay for rami malek and mads mikkelson, also my girlfriend i guess shes cool too ;) 

What do you like about yourself: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh my HAIR 

god i love my hair i think its the most unique part of me, and my eyes, theyre small and cute, also my moles.

Want any piercings: hmm i wanna get a nose one but ima baby so ill probably wear fake ones,

Blood type: idk man 

Nicknames: bec, guts, pissboy, teddy bear, and more probably

Relationship status: me and my gf thottin around

Zodiac: gemini

Pronouns: he/him

Fave tv shows: madok magic, drago maido, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

mobbu psycho.............uh.....

Tattoos: none, but i wanna get a witches kiss frm madok on my bod somewhere 

Right or left handed. right

Ever had surgery: yeeee

twice i think 

Piercings: ears and my lip used 2 be pierced but i just let it close 

Sport: naw but i like to dabble

Vacation: hmm.... anywhere as long as i can road trip there, deffs japan, 

More general.

Eating: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM cant ever stop me from gobbling everything up, my fav foods are dumplings/potstickers, fried rice,tortilla soup, and.. alot ok i love alot  

Drinking: i hate soda except apple sodas and sangria, ( w the occasional grape), uhh.... i guess i sorta drink the alcohols, nut much, just socially if im w the boys 

I’m about to watch: nothin, still watchin gamley gramps

Waiting for: me to stop being lazy 2 get some food 

Want:  M O N E Y 

Get married: Maybe! idk it depends in how it works out! i certaily hope so !

Career: idk man fuckin,,,, 

Which is better

Hugs or kisses:huggus

Lips or eyes: lippies

Shorter or taller: im tall, i like being tall, but my gf is a teeny tiny baby, so both 

Older or younger: older!

Arms or stomach: tum!

Hook up or relationship: ....uh.. neither?? 

Troublemaker or hesitant: TROUBLE

Have you ever

Kissed a stranger: Ye, twice

Drank hard liquor: is drinking straight fireball like.. hard liquor?

Lost glasses: no but i break em all the time, 

Turned someone down: not... explicitly, they just told me they liked me, said some sexual things, and then never responded when i said i was uncomfortable, then i got together w my gf a day later! 

Sex on the first date: naw homie, i am a civilized boy 

Broken someone’s heart: //SHRUGS, all of my exes excpet one have broken up with me, exept one, but they had someone new a few days later so, i doubt they missed me 

Had your heart broken: meh

Been arrested: probably

Cried when someone died: well yea.

Fallen for a friend: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Do you believe in

Yourself: HELL YEA

Miracles:i belive in good karma, so i suppose.

Love at first sight: MMMMM. it depends, bc you can start having feelings for someone as you see them, but those feelings should be explored before realizing you really want to be with them, is your humor compatible? is your way of speaking and acting compatible?

Santa claus: bih im latino we partied all night santa was never a thing for us 

Angels: the angle in my heart is my darling gremlin 

Other

Best friends name: i have alot ok, so many friends i love

Eye colour: dark dark DARK brown.

Favourite movie: uh, this is hard, i guess i alwasy go back to watch the rebellion movie, uuuhh.... fuckin,,,, //SHRUGS

Fave actor: rAM I M A L E K              

[changkyuh]

I always check the more expensive brands when i go out to buy makeup but I never dare buy anything lmao Like the most expensive thing I own is a clinique base that I got ONLY cause my skin is super sensitive :/ and still I use it very carefully so itll last as long as possible lmao Also I listened to the other nflying songs you told me and I loved them!! I downloaded them right away hahaha I have 3 Monsta X albums and I plan on completing the collection!! 🐥anon (1)

I also have a Sunmi one and I hope to keep buying her albums (but gotta check her new music first), and I also want to collect Stray Kids and Ateez albums! And maybe Loona and Day6's too, but i think im getting too excited about buying albums hahaha Thank god I plan to start working soon (or at least Ill be looking for a job soon haha) Also!! I saw your selfies and youre super super pretty?? Like wow, i cant belived i never saw your selfies before cause ive been following you for a while! And we share a Monsta X bias too (Which I already knew)! Great minds think alike! Oh!! I just remembered the photo you posted of that one book trying to teach how to speak Korean and like, not to be a linguistics nerd but I wish language learning books would just include an explanation of the IPA at the beggining and use it to explain pronunciation cause its soooo much better and makes things so much easier once you know how to read it and use it 🙃 🐥 

me too!! like omf whenever i pass sephora i always look at the dior lip tints and im like i want you but i can’t have you jhhsdkf though i did just recently buy more lip products so i rly should stop LMAO and that’s great!!! omg im glad you like those songs as well!! i’ve honestly been only listening to n.flying these past couple weeks and i’m actually going to try and learn one of their songs on guitar (my sister is going to be helping me since i don’t know how to play). i’m like pretty much done with monsta x for now until their next comeback (though i want to try and get the beautiful version of beautiful since i already have the brilliant and beside version) and also about the phone case and smart tok!! the smart tok is on the way but it turns out that the phone case was sold out before i could get one and so they had to refund me back which is great but also i really wanted it :((( but i did get their note 4 project shirt instead so i guess it’s still okay lmaoo i should just look for a white phone case now so i can match with it since the rose gold case i have now won’t match RIP and omfg well i dont post all the time just when i feel like it or when i get tagged in something so it’s not uncommon!!! and ayeee great minds do thing alike we stan 1/2 of the greatest rapper duo!! omfg i’ve been learning korean (and still slowly) for so many years and like i’ve NEVER seen anything like that like,,,, it’s not even remotely similar to how it’s actually pronounced jfc idk who let that through but they gotta be fired

[datdeathqueen]

Question tag

Thxx @literally-just-yoongi-trash for tagging me!! :D Rules: Answer all the questions, add one of your own and tag as many people as there are questions 1. coke or pepsi? Coke 2. disney or dreamworks? Disney  3. coffee or tea? Tea, i dont drink coffee  4. books or movies? Books! But i love movies too lmao 5. windows or mac? Windows 6. dc or marvel? Marvel! 7. xbox or playstation? PSP lmao so Playstation 8. dragon age or mass effect? I have no idea what both are but there is the word dragon so dragon age? Looks like role play games tho? 9. night owl or early riser? Night owl..if u ever see me up early...nah u wont 10. cards or chess? Im bad at chess (I only know the basics like i can t really play lol) so cards 11. chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate!! 12. vans or converse? Converse, i ve never had vans but they look nice lol 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar? It looks like knights names lmao but idk what it is 14. fluff or angst? BOTH!!!(depending on my mood haha) 15. beach or forest? Both!! But rn i would love to go on a walk in a forest 16. dogs or cats? *Clear throat* PUPPIESSS!!! (But i love cats too lol) 17. clear skies or rain? Clear skies 18. cooking or eating out? Man..i dont cook that often and im not even sure that im good at it but cooking lmao at least i know what i put in there. 19. spicy food or mild food? Mild.. i dont like too spicy food 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? New year (im a rebel deal with it xD) 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? Even if i hate being cold i d rather be a bit too cold than too hot forever lmao 22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be? Flying...do i really need to explain? 23. animation or live action? Live action 24. paragon or renegade? Sorry i may be dumb but idk what are those (maybe video games cause i think i saw paragon on something video game related somewhere at some point?)(i could search...but nah) 25. baths or showers? Showers 26. team cap or team ironman? Team Ironman! 27. fantasy or sci-fi? Fantasy  28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so, what are they? I have WAAYY more than 3 or 4 gOSh its gonna be hard to choose (Does it have to be from books? Or from a known person? Anyways...) "What doesn't kill you make you stronger" -Stronger, Kelly Clarkson "Don't take life so seriously, it's not like you're going to get out alive" -Smart random person somewhere at some point "Those who don't belive in magic will never find it" - Roald Dahl "Sick of crying Tired of trying Yeah i'm smiling But inside i'm dying" - Unknown "Nous naissons tous fous. Quelques-uns le demeurent." - Samuel Beckett (Its in french but it means "We are all born crazy. Some remain so.") Alright enough (BuT I HAVE SO MANY QUOTES THAT I LOVE FROM HARRY POTTER AND MORE AAHHH (stupid lil indesicive hoe that i am) .... "The stories we love best do live in us forever, so whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." - J.K. Rowling (Ok that was the last one!!) 29. youtube or netflix? Youtube.. i used to have netflix...but i prefer youtube and illegality...wait what? 30. harry potter or percy jackson? Harry Potter!!! But i loved PJ too!! 31. when do you feel accomplished? Didnt unlock that level yet, probably never will...not even probably lmao never will... i actually never wanted to start that game that is life...where do i sign off?? 32. star wars or star trek? Meh, star wars but not a huge fan 33. paperback or hardback books? Paperback most of the time 34. horror or rom-com? Rom-com, i HATE horrors 35. tv shows or movies? Movies 36. favourite animal? Unicorns! 37. favourite genres of music? Kpop/HipHop/Pop 38. least favourite book? I dont remember the title (and too lazy to search) but a book i had to read for school eeww 39. favourite season? Summer..tbh all beside winter lmao (unless i could hibernate...) 40. song that’s currently stuck in your head? ...Barbie Girl...dont...dont even ask... 41. what kind of pyjama’s do you wear? A nightgown with a cute penguin on it (dont judge me its so pretty and comfy xD) 42. how many existential crises do you have on an average day? My whole life is an existential crisis my bros...actually it s a joke, my life is a huge ass joke ok good haha i laughed enough now let me die 43. if you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be? Actually i have my whole (well almost all) funerals planned lmao but for the song: The beginning of the cercle of life from Lion King (The BAAASOOWWWEGGNNAAA BABADIBOUSHIBAA...) then a swag transition to AgustD (there is more but lets leave it here im not sure u are ready lol) 44. favourite theme song to a TV show? Hannah Montana? Or Victorious they were catchy lmao 45. harry potter movies or books? BOOKS HOW DARE U EVEN ASK?!?!? 46. you can make your OTP become canon but you’ll forget that tumblr exists. will you do it? It was all fun and games until this. Ugh...wellllll if I forgot tumblr exists my friends wont so they ll remind me... lmaoo then MY OTP (how to cheat on the system 101) 47. do you play an instrument and if so, what is it? I can like....play some BASIC songs on piano.... i aint even good nvm lol i ve been well educated into being an idiot 48. what is the worst way to die? Painfully i guess (im shit i know thx) BUT if u want an example (u asked for it (!!dont read if ur sensitive!!))*Clear throat* *Take a deep breath* By getting ur skin peeled slowly then pouring lemon juice and alcohol on it while cutting ur toes and fingers with a plastic knife. Then, getting ur eyes extracted with bare hands and getting ur vital organs removed one by one from the least vital to the heart. Finally crush it just cause why not :) Also called TORTURE but I had to exemplify it cause you asked :) (please dont be scared of me tho!! Im a nice hoe and NO FREAKING ONE DESERVES THAT!!! Not even the worst criminal!! ) 49. if you could be entirely invisible for a day, what would you do? A lot of things....like walking in underwear outside (i dont like being naked dont judge me) and no one sees me SO HELL YEAH NO SOCIALIZING!! (Im an antisocial lil hoe and hate most humans (not u reading this, i love you lil ball of perfectness :D) 50. What are you planning on doing with your life? What life? Need to have one first which is not gonna happen lmao 51. Favorite Disney movie? Ohh Boiii im a hoe for movies AND Disney...Welll...In the classics i d say Fantasia, Cinderella and Peter Pan (Im still waiting for him to take me to Neverland tho :(). And in the more recent ones i ll go with Tangled, Brave, Frozen, Big Hero 6 and Moana (i only choosed from the animated ones, it s already hard enough like that lol) 52. (My question) Do you believe in aliens? OF COURSE! I mean the earth is a grain of sand on a beach that is the universe lmaoo we cant be alone you lil selfish (jk haha) LMAOO!! I cant tag 52 people...so yea... know what? Im too lazy to tag anyone...just do it if ya want :)

[malyga]

92 TRUTHS !!!

Sorry for the late qwq @holiwissoygigi WOOP I GOT TAGGED :3

LAST :

Drink : ~~~~Cola ~~~~ Phone call : My boss >_> Text message : “Dinner :O” Last time i cried : yesterday T^T

HAVE YOU EVER : Dated someone : Yeah !¡!¡!¡! Been cheated on : i hope not Kissed someone and regret it:Nope Lost someone special : my granddad Been depressed : the last 3-4 days before that nah  Been drunk and Thrown up : Aye, bit to few times >_>

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS : BLACK AND WHITE :3

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU :

Made a new friend : Yeahh nWn Fallen out of love: Nooo Laughed until you cried : Haha yes Met someone who changed you : Bigtime  Found out who your true friends » are : Friends LUL, all i got is gaming communities :3  Found out someone talking about » you : Yes, and it was really awkward

GENERAL :

How many people in Tumblr do »»» you know in real life : 2 people :O Do you have any pets? : im horrible i named my cat Pepsi, and i prefer cola >_> Do you wan’t to change your name? : kinda, my name is War and it sounds so wierd when i introduce myself to english people >_>_>_>_>_> What did you do for your last Birthday? : Played games 

What time did you wake up this morning : not yet gone 2 sleep, nier automatica is WAY TOO GOOD What were you doing last night : watching streams and anime :3

Name something you can’t wait for : cant wait for my nintendo switch and play the new Zelda game Kreygasm

Last time you saw your mom : 1 hour ago +-

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life : i have this thing that i find to amusing and allways hurt me in the end but i have allways been dooing it and i have no clue why, i tend to lie people straigth in their face to see how they react, and if they belive it i change the story a tiny bit everytime to see how it affects people >_> im the worst lel Pronouns : YOU

Have you talked with a person named Tom : ayee  What gets on your nerves : distance and people that rage in games ( i do to but shhh) Nicknames : Neet, Phatty (sisters fault for calling me it when i was on ventrillo a few years back and everyone heard and started calling me it, used to it now tho )  Blood type : no clue :3

Status : single since 3-4 days ago >_> kmpls

Zodiac sign : Tauros

Height : 179cm 

Favourite TV show : >_> no idea

High school : DONE 

University : Drop out! Woopsie

Hair colout : brown

Long or Short : short now >_>

Do you have a crush on someone: aye, my ex, but ex be far far away T^T What do you like about yourself : dont know about myself but i love my pc setup :3

Tattos : WAAAAAAAAANT 

Righty or Lefty : Right

FIRSTS :

Surgery : Aye  Piercing : dont dare First best friend : no idea,i tend to push people away if they get to close, dont want anyone finding out about mah hentai blog ;^)))))) and im scared of having to live up to expectations  First sport you joined : Handball >football same day in 1st grade :’) First holidays abroad : probably sweeden First pair of trainers : ?? idk

RIGHT NOW :

Drinking : COLA Listening to : Rion Lee anime cover :3 Im about : to eat pizza and watch anime :3 Get married : i dont do religion Career : IT ENGINEER soon 2 be >_>

HAVE YOU EVER :

Kissed a stranger :Nope Drank hard licor : AYE and i will keep on dooin it :3 Lost glasses / contacts : aye Sex in first date : almost D_D but i ran away  Broken someones heart : maby D: Been arrested : nopee Turned someone down : aye Cried when someone died : plenty of times both in real and in fiction >_> Fallen for a friend : yes WICH IS BETTER :

Hugs or kisses : HUGS (im bad at kissing T^T)  Shorter or Taller :SHORT Older or younger : dont care if they are amazing they can be whatever Romantic or spontaneous: Neither im a shut in Lel Sensitive or Loud :Neither i listen to loud music and never talk :3 Hook up or relantionship : i dont care anymore fuck that  Trouble maker or hesitant: …….. .. a combi ?kinda DO YOU BELIEVE :

In yourself : Not anymore  Miracles : lel nah Love at first sigh : i should say no but it kinda happend atleast first meeting Heaven : Nah dude Santa :LMAO Kissing on a first date : yeah!

Who do i dare to tag >_>  cant just anyone who knows im here do this    but  @shiina-yep u can do this >_>  also anyone who see this shii :3 and have freetime im scared to tagg people im sorry