#cant *** or have brainless sex

[robotpussy]

like i think some ppl just think being a bimbo is a cute thing because of how to an extent, there is infantilisation involved (the fact that a bimbo doesn't know much) and obvs cause its mainly white women that are called bimbos. i never understood why ppl have fought so hard to 'reclaim' bimbo.... why cant you lot call the style you associate with it something else 😭 or just say u like pink slutty 2000s clothes and end it there we don't need to take that term and turn it into an aesthetic words have meanings

[queerwhohatesithere]

i want to ***

[i-2hoon]

enhypen & their kinks

pairings ᱖ enhypen x gn!reader (implied male)

warnings ᱖ explicit content, implied male reader but mostly gn, some slightly concerning dynamics (power dynamics etc), descriptions of certain kinks, breeding, mentions of fwb/non-committal relationships, anything i forgot..

important notes ᱖ hello everyone naku here. sorry for not responding to a lot of requests, unfortunately i do not have the energy to write full fics. i will get to them eventually but not too soon, so heres this while you wait! in the meantime, please please PLEASE suggest prompts for drabbles, reactions, or headcanons!

heeseung 이희승 : possession

this is rather niche, however i imagine heeseung is a possessive man. regardless of whether you two are in a committed relationship or a weird non-committal friends with benefits type relationship, it doesnt matter. the quickest way to get him riled up is to moan his name while making out, or to tell him that you only think of him. the confirmation that only he makes you feel this good is just an ego boost—and a libido one too. one mention of how you belong to him, and his dick is hard all over again. this causes him to enjoy smaller things: marking you, scratches down his back, moans and whispers of his name, pda, etc etc.

jay 박정성 : dollification

another perhaps niche one. whether youre a guy or a girl, jay simply has a thing for dressing you up and fucking you dumb. wear pretty lingerie for him (particularly in pastel colors) and youve got him fucked up. he enjoys doing small acts of service such as helping you tie your shoes, or brushing your hair for you. it only makes it better when he can do these things knowing hes going to ruin them at the end of the night. of course, he acknowledges that youre an independent person and he loves that as well. however, when it cones to your sex lives, he loves the control he has when he teases or fucks you brainless to the point youd do everything he asks.. or, even better, you cant do anything for yourself.

jake 심재윤 : breeding

now this one is a bit more classic, and a pretty common idea. however i think that jakes biggest kink is breeding. especially when he doms, he adores seeing the mess hes made of you flushed, covered in his cum, and barely able to breathe. you mention fucking raw? his pants are already somewhere across the room before you could finish that sentence. one of his favorite things to do is finish inside you, whispering how pretty you look as he pushes any that escapes back into you with two fingers. solely to tease you, hed lick his fingers afterwards; the taste of you mixed with himself makes him melt within your grasp. its not even the idea of you being pregnant or anything of the sort, assuming that that in itself is most likely impossible. he just loves seeing you marked in his own special way: his cum leaking out of you with a blissed out expression on your face.

sunghoon 박성훈 : choking

i think that power dynamics in general are sunghoons biggest turn ons, but impact and choking are the quickest ways to get him to completely lose himself in front of you. whenever sunghoon subs or bottoms, he tends to be a bit more of a brat. theres one way to shut him up: wrap your fingers around his neck. the lack of oxygen and the sudden demand for control would have his head spinning. sunghoon is in general a huge fan of such dynamics, whether he subs or doms doesnt even matter at that point. just know that if you two are fighting for dominance in any way, his hand is quick to be around your throat. and knowing him? he tends to lack self-control like this, and would leave a hand-shaped bruise that lasts for days. if you did the same to him, hed show it off for weeks.

sunoo 김선우 : exhibitionism

on the topic of showing off, we all know that sunoo enjoys bragging and showing off as he pleases. dont think that this wouldnt transfer into the bedroom too. he finds that one of the most enjoyable things is showing you off; this includes teasing you in public and driving you to a point of snapping. of course, he still has a bit of dignity to protect, but theres nothing like the thrill and ego boost of letting you drag him off to a bathroom in a restaurant. at the table, hed ghost fingers up your thigh and whisper only slightly suggestive things into you ear all night. he likes to drag it on as long as he possibly can, only saying subtle things to get your mind racing and leaving it a lot to your imagination. his head starts spinning when he notices the eyebrow raises and suspicious looks from others, and the thought of getting caught with his pretty boy wrapped so easily around his finger is truly one of his favorite fantasies.

jungwon 양정원 : spit

now im aware that ive mentioned him liking intimacy and slowness in other writings, but whats more intimate than spitting into one anothers mouths? its messy and dirty, but something about the intimacy and trust in it leaves jungwon more needy than anything. lick a stripe up his jaw and hes completely and entirely yours, even moreso if you spit in his mouth while the two of you make out. sometimes he wouldnt mind doing the same, especially if he finds himself more on the dominant end. he would leave wet open mouthed kisses all over your naked body and admire you with heart eyes as he sees your skin glisten in the dim lighting. a string of spit between the two of you after kissing? well fuck, now he needs to kiss you again with double the heat.

[ch1l1cheesefr1es]

Jealousy, plain ol' Jealousy.

Merle dixon x FTM reader part 2

Context: you and Merle reunite, the governor assigns the two of you on a mission to find Michonne. First try you couldn't find her, so Merle told the governor, he came back seeming a bit off and you both go looking for her again, he tells you whats wrong and you put matters in your hands ;)

Warnings: +18, nudity, hard sex,age gap, flirting, violence, slurs (f!ggot, Tranny, etc. This is my first time making a book like this so I hope I don't offend anyone)

Merle shoved his face into your pussy, tasting you're juices. A soft chuckle escapes his lips as he continued "Nothing you need to worry about boy... Just relaxing you for what's to come." he licked a path from your pussy to your hole, teasing you with his tongue, you bit your lip and looked back. He flipped you and laid you down on you're back, he spreaded your legs and looked down at you, practically drooling. He started eating you out, biting, sucking and licking you. You bit you're lip as you saw his nose getting smothered as he ate you out, once it became to much for you, you tried pulling him away, only for him to continue and lick your juices. You moaned and kept trying but ended up running your fingers through his hair, finally he pulled away panting "that was my best meal yet Fruitcake" he said as he wiped his mouth with his arm. You saw that he was still wearing clothes "hey...that aint fair." you said, he looked at you confused "you're still wearing clothes." he then realized he was, he grinned and slowly took off his wifebeater, revealing his toned chest. He took off his boxers and pants, revealing his hard throbbing dick, aching to be inside you. You blushed and felt anxious, he was...big, very big than you expected it to be. Merle pushed you down against the seat and opened your legs, he smirked and began to rock his hips against yours, his erection sliding effortlessly against your wet folds. Teasing you as his cock rubbed against the sensitive bundle of nerves "...what should i fuck?" he asked himself, you could only buck your hips against his. whimpering and whining for more "such a naughty boy aren't ya?" he whispered in you're ear, finally he slowly slid inside you.

You moaned loudly but Merle covered you're mouth "shhh...sorry baby, as much as I want to hear those Beautiful sounds we cant let them brainless assholes hear us can we?" he placed your leg up on his shoulder after letting go of you're mouth, but placed his hand back on you're mouth. He thrusted upward, little wet sounds of skin slapping against skin could be heard in the car. you're eyes rolled back and muffled moans came out of you as Merle fucked you deliciously "Mmhh sweetheart...look at you...and here I thought you hated my guts, but now you can't seem to get enough of me.." he did one big hard thrust that made you see the stars. You bit the skin of his hand gently as tears of pleasure streamed down you're face, you felt yourself getting close to you're peak, and even merle could sense it "Merle....oh fuck...i-im gonna-"

"cum for me boy, tell you want me to cum inside you."

finally with one hard thrust you both came at the same time, his breathing slowed down as hr slid out of you and he kissed your cheek, and licked it aswell "Merle!" you said laughing "what sweetheart?" he smirked "I think we should go back to woodbury" Merle looked at you "nah, i think i'll lay ontop of you." he said smiling, feeling his body heat press against yours, you tried pushing him off but failed, it felt comforting to have him ontop of you, you started to bury your face against his warm soft neck, smelling his scent and getting tired "Merle.." you mumbled "yeah boy?" he asked

"I love you."

You told him, he was quiet for a few seconds Before saying

"You dont know what you're getting yourself into Y/N, but I wont stop you."

[wannashiver]

Cant stop reading your tags on the fauxcest ask. That is incredibly fucking hot and you should elaborate on it. (I bet you would look so pretty drooling on his cock, all teary-eyed and gagging and brainless.)

You might be my new favorite blog, you dirty girl. - 🥀🌹

aw hello hello, welcome to the blog 🥰

there's really not much to tell about the dream, other than what was in the tags - and I will reiterate, it was just a dream and one that I've not had since

But my (younger, by a couple of years) brother comes into my room unannounced a lot, and oftentimes I'm... in the middle of some things when he does 🤣 and tbf we're all very open about sex and stuff like that, I know A Lot of his sex stories and he knows a lot of mine, too, but still

in my dream, he comes in, he sees what I'm doing and he realises what a slut I am, he calls me a whore, and if I'm going to be rubbing my clit alone in my room then perhaps I should be put to better use

so he pulls out his cock and I get on my knees and I blow him. he likes it rough, I know he likes it rough - we have a lot of similar kinks! - and he grabs me by my hair, pulling me up and down on his cock, not caring if I can breathe, until he cuts down my throat

I woke up mid-orgasm 😬

[lycanstonebutch]

Need to give someone an aphrodisiac or get them rlly high to the point theyre all foggy and cloudy and brainless and super sensitive and i keep patting or touching them and theyre whimpering and moaning with the smallest of touch but i keep pretending not to notice that theyre breathing hard and looking disheveled and hard/wet

I just keep on patting them, kissing their face or neck or shoulders or back, trailing my hands along their thighs or sides

But i keep pretending im not doing anything, keep pretending i dont hear them moan and whine and dont see them squirm and jolt and pretend i dont know theyre throbbing and aching so fucking bad

Not until they start clinging to me and begging mindlessly while trying to hump me because theyre so far gone and desperate they cant even help themselves

Just humping away and begging and begging for me to touch them where theyre aching so badly

But i dont, i just chuckle and tell them how cute and pathetic and attractive they are like this, so needy for me

I kiss their neck, lick and kiss and suck at it while slowly starting to grope their chest and whispering into their ear that until they cum from this im not touching them down there, oh but im not TOO cruel... If theyre really so desperate they can totally touch themselves for me and make themselves cum so messily but my hands? The pleasure I offer them? Off limit until theyve cum and im satisfied watching them desperately try and get off from the bare minimum

Then, once they do, theyll be showered in so much praise and kisses as my hands trails down between their legs starting to stroke/rub them cooing how cute they looked cumming helplessly from barely anything and how its okay now its all in my control they dont have to think or do anything anymore, ill take over and make them feel sooo good they can just enjoy themselves and be a silly mindless mess

(THIS IS ABOUT CRAZY INSANE CONSENSUAL T4T BUTCH4BOTH LESBIAN SEX - MEN TERFS MINORS DONT INTERACT)

[dairy-farmer]

I've seen it done exactly once in an ABO fic but it was GRIPPING and I think you'd love it? And this is just my take on the themes/troupes cause "Nice~👍🎉💖"? Vaguely Gothic Horror but Modern Bats! Mixed with a Civilian Tim Au! Where Tim doesn't know Bruce is batman. Oh sure he knows the Brucie Mask is fake as hell, has since he was super tiny, but NOT what he's hiding! What ANY of them are.

And the Bats are urban legends, the wealthy scoff, you don't REALLY believe there is some sort of Bat Creature running around Gotham? (Wayne tech makes the finest video scrambling tech not on the market. It will never BE on the market.) Tim of course knows there IS, but really... since his parents died? He's more concerned with keeping Drake Industries afloat. People don't have a lot of confidence in young teenage CEOs. Or even barely legal CEOs.

He's been swamped. Yet Brucie "I basicly OWN half of Gotham yet everyone thinks I'm a harmless himbo" Wayne has been religiously sending him invites to every event he hosts. As though Tim wouldn't have been eaten ALIVE and had Drake Industries stolen from him, before now. But he can't put it off any more. He's run out of fires to put out, as it were.

People are starting to ask when they'll see him at the next event. If he's, for some unthinkable reason, AVOIDING dear Brucie Wayne. The beloved brainless prince of Gotham. Both PR and HR would strangle him to death with his own insides if he said he was.

So he goes. Puts on his best GNC suit, those touches of jewelry, a bit of scent you can't tell if it's perfume or cologne etc. And he goes to be the little Dragon of Gotham. Tries to avoid getting to close to the looming, masked by only their own faces, CLEARLY hiding something Wayne's.

He fails.

Of course he does. Bruce gets him alone. Knows that Tim knows his Brucie Mask is fake. Knows a LOT more then he should, actually. Has been trying to get a hold of him since his parents accident. To foster him of course. (And in the beginning that really WAS all Bruce wanted to do. But Tim was so, so clever. Kept escaping and proving himself and fighting. Bruce was watching, ready to step in and take over. Them moment never came though. But Bruce has grown so... attached. He WANTS to take care of his boy. This brilliant soft young man, untouched by the vigilante life.)

Tim mentally calls bullshit. There is HUNGER in those eyes. And? Just as Bruce is pulling the "you know... Wayne Industries has been VERY interested in some of your company's current projects, we should sex about it." Purr and loom routine? They get interrupted by the one and only Gotham's Golden Pretty Boy: Dickie Grayson. And oh shit! Same too toothy fake smile, same hunger in the eyes, weird tension between him and Bruce. Tim takes his chance to escape.

But for SOME reason? After that party? He CANT seem to escape! (It's cause they're Bats. Professional Ninja Stalkers.) Showing up everywhere, knowing too much, circling tighter and tighter like sharks he's not entirely sure he even WANTS to fight. No one has ever been this into him. There are enough red flags to bury men alive.

He might be into that.

And they DO watch him everywhere! Both mundane life, work, and getting off when he should be in what is the privacy of his own home. They fantasize about it, about him. There are GIFTS.

Then? Oh dear, one rainy, rainy night... as he needs to fetch something from the old Manor he grew up in... which is RIGHT next to Wayne Manor? For some UNKNOWN reason his car blows a tire as it passes near their gate! Well he can't drive like THAT! And it is so VERY late! Guess he has no choice but to stay the night now.

And if the sneak a bit of pollen into his food? Well they FINALLY have their Tim HOME. Where he belongs! He'd love being part of the family, being loved, taken care off, not ALONE anymore. But they have such a limited amount of time to convince him. To open him up to the idea that being around them feels good. That they'll take care off him. The second the rain stops, he'll flee again back to lonely penthouse and isolated life. They HAVE too!

So they make him feel good. Brain meltingly good. Mouths and fingers and toys and more. They have his phone and work computer, it'll be easy to impersonate him for a while and shoulder some of that work for their boy while they convince him. They have NO idea how he got dosed they lie, but they care so much, love their Tim so much they'll GLADLY help him through it. Won't tell a soul, promise! They got you little bird, they got you~♡

i might have a fic rec for this!!!! it's incomplete but a very good civilian tim and bats/tim fic!!!!!!!!!!!!

its called the rapture, it's a hunger

the idea of the bats alll having this kind of possessiveness over tim and doing their best to integrate into his life like he's not desperately suspicious of them and their ulterior motives is so good!!!! tim may not be robin or a bat but he can still pick up and sense that things aren't fully pure and innocent from these waynes that act VERY suspicious towards him in particular. but tim is trapped because its him against basically a miniature army who all have an obsessive streak 😭

[transursa]

22 and 29.

22. What’s the hottest sex dream you’ve ever had?

an awkward one dreamed of apartment party hopping with friends, and into one walks my childhood best friend. we sat and talked, and as I was about to leave, his friends egged him on to kiss me before I left. I relented, and he scooped me up with his hands on my ass and thigh, carrying me straddling his hips 😵‍ he then made out with me far more than I think I've ever experienced in my life, slowly working me to the couch and pinning me to it by my hips. he then bit the fuck out of my neck as we magically were naked, he held my legs up and fucked me into the couch as his friends cheered 😵‍😳✨✨

29. Describe a typical masturbation session.

well, I'm pretty boring unless I'm in a mood. usually I just put in a plug, scroll through Tumblr, saved fantasies, and occasionally enby nsfw subreddits. I do tend to edge myself until I physically cant not cum if I have time and a want to make myself absolutely brainless

✨thank you for the asks!!! ✨

[dumbslut19]

When you get high do you pull your sex toys out knowing it’ll make you horny but you’ll have trouble functioning? Just reach over to push the dildo in your cunt? The vibe on your clit?

Yeah im so dumb that i only get horny like a dumb little fuck toy when ever im high cos i. Addicted to feel so brainless fuck im so high i cant write 😅😅😭

[safetycar-restart]

i feel like with the new member of the plant union i need to up my game. and its now december (how the flippity fuck is it already december). which means christmas. which means advent calendars.

right so its no surprise bunny is a fan of toys. and he loves his regular advent calendar cause lets be honest eating chocolate every morning is amazing and he’s very grateful. butttt. one quick surprise, you and pierre make him one yourselves. twenty-four days, each one having either or a present or envelope with a number. and bunny is very surprised when he wakes up on december first and bounces into the living room to see the set up and that pierre snuck off to sort out last night and sleepy bunny didn’t even notice.

and he’s so excited because what could it be? what is in these gifts? what’s the big red wrapped one that stands out and has the number 24 written on it? pierre passes him day number 1 and he opens it and inside is surprise surprise a beautiful new dildo that can be attached to surprise surprise, mommy’s strap. he’s still too brainless to figure it out so mommy explains that alongside his usual calendar, he gets a special one too. once it’s confirmed he still gets chocolate every morning, and has had said chocolate. he now finally starts to wake up, all of him.

and he will not rest until mommy has fucked him silly whilst pierre lets him suckle on his dick. for as long as possible. until he’s come atleast three times. nowww he’s even more excited than before his wonderful surprise. and also very much fucked out. 12 toys and 12 envelopes, how many things can mommy and pierre have even thought of ????

- 🍁

I... oh my god? This is absolutely perfect I am obsessed.

Firstly, you and pierre have been planning this for MONTHS because you both know how much your bunny loves gifts? Charles gets so happy at even the smallest gifts, like even just buying him some flowers on the way home.

It's actually pierre who comes up with the idea. Every year, you and pierre buy Charles a classic advent calendar. You MUST buy him the calendar. He doesnt buy his own calendar, absolutely not.

So Pierre decides that if you and him always buy him his advent calendar, then maybe you can make him one? You love the idea so much, so the two of you begin to plan it. Though of course you also have to buy him his usual advent calendar too, because watching Charles open the little window every day and eat his little chocolate is just too cute.

You and Pierre buy a wide range of toys for the advent calendar, from dildos to plugs to clamps to vibes. You guys basically spend a solid three hours at a sex toy shop looking for the best options.

So he has 12 toys and 12 envelopes. Each envelope has a coupon in it? Like Charles opens day 2 and it's a coupon for a blowjob from pierre, and he can use the coupon whenever he wants to. Some of the coupons are also really intricate? Like there's a coupon for being able to suck on mommy's fingers while pierre fucks him (that one gets used the moment he gets it).

Charles really didn't see this coming? You and pierre were VERY sneaky about making sure he didn't find any of the toys or hear you planning anything. And the night before the first of December, you make sure that you're the one holding bunny tight, so that pierre can get up once Charles has fallen asleep and get it all set up.

Pierre sneaks back into the bedroom wants he's done, and bunny is still sound asleep.

When Charles wakes up, he's so excited because he knows that you and pierre would have bought him his advent calendar. He doesnt doubt even for a moment that you and pierre would have gotten him one. You get one for him every year.

But then he walks into the living room and not only is there a normal advent calendar in the kitchen, but there's also this whole set up in the living room?

Of course Charles immediately calls you and pierre to tell him what's happening, and he cant believe it when you tell him that you and pierre made him his own advent calendar too.

"You were just such a good bunny all year," pierre explains, "so we thought you deserves two advent calendars, and this one is very special."

Charles is in tears before he can even open the day 1 box, because his mommy and his pierre are just the best!! He doesn't know how he managed to get so lucky that found people who love him so much.

He's so careful as he unwraps the first gift, and it's only when he sees what it is that he realises this is a very naughty advent calendar. And now he's even more excited!!!

Of course he wants to fucked silly with the new dildo! It's only fair, and of course you and pierre knew this would happen, and so you already had your strap ready and some lube in the living room drawers (actually there's probably lube hidden all over the house because bunny gets very horny very quickly).

Pierre opens Charles up and then you fuck him and it's just the perfect start to December. And he gets to have something new every morning? He's so excited!!

And of course he immediately starts planning what he can do for you and Pierre as well because his pierre and his mommy deserve gifts too!!!

[yveltalreal]

For both: How do you feel about love?

Yveltal: It is complicated. I suppose one could say I love my siblings, or that I love Maple, or that I love Tami, or that I love Palkia or that I love my torchic children. I'm not sure though. I'm not sure I can love, at least not in the mortal sense of the word. Legends do not follow human conventions of emotion or kindness or love. We do not exist like you do. Some of us learn, I myself am trying, but most of us do not. Most of us make no intent to. We are, in many senses, above it, I suppose. But I want to love them. I want to love them like family. I want to love people like friends. I love Palkia like a friend. I love Tami as a friend. I don't really know how loving works but I love them. I love them because I want to.

Romantic love, the love everyone means so often, I find, I do not get. At all. Some people experience it. Maple does, I suppose, but I do not. I existed long before that existed. I existed before sex or love or hate or anything, really. The first living cell died and gave rise to my existence. I watched over you all as worms. Near brainless, unfeeling worms. I have no need for it. It baffles and intrigues me. Darkrai experiences it, which is strange to me. Perhaps by nature of her and Cresselia existing from a more emotional and human domain such as dreams and nightmares? Who knows. It is weird to me.

Either way, I think loving something and being loved are important, and I think I need to learn to be better at it.

Maple: LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT LOVE IS THE RTEFGVSDGBREF DR. i love so strongly i cant stop loving im just love. im just love. im made of love. im just love. im alive because of love im alive because they loved me im alive because they didnt want me to go its all about love. we defeating zygardes bitch ass with the power of love and thats all its about baby. its all about loving and aughguahg. not even romantically!!!!!!! i love estelle and my mom and aspen and jaime and augh. my besties augh my besties. i love jaime as a bestie and we're married!! i love him!! and i love aspen as a romantic partner and we're married!! i also love him!! and i love other people like hollow!!! and auguguahg and my frienfd and my family!! i love chrys shes such a good cousin and i love so many people and my pokemon i love my pokemon and augh. LOVE IS IMPORTANT ITSA THW WHOLE POINT!!

and even things that arent people!! i love drawing i love sunsets i love sleeping i love watching tv i love falling asleep and hearing the breathing of eeveryong with me and i love being loved and augh. i love the grass. i love everyone. i love loving aughguahgh. ITS LALL ABOUT LOVE ITN THE END ITS ALL ABOUT LOVE. im so normal btw.

[ssismine]

what i would do to you(s s) 5

I have you sit on my lap, shoving my fingers in your mouth, in and out to test your gag reflex, stroking up your leg to your wet pussy. i open your legs and say “you’ll love this my little whore” before shoving my fingers in you, seeing you shake and moan like a brainless horny slut dying for dick.

I stand up and shove my dick in your mouth, making you choke and spit all over it, slapping it across your gorgeous face, making me harder and harder for you. cant help but grope your perfect slutty body, feeling your ass and tits while you keep sucking me off.

i push your head down to take the whole thing, and then letting go, to spread open your pussy and starr fingering you.

Going faster and faster i can sense you want to cum over and over again, i spread your pussy and slowly push my dick into you, i look into ur eyes and keep fucking you, “im gonna fill you with cum baby” i tell you and go faster, gently slapping you and grabbing your hair to fuck the shit out you, but you dont care you just want to be cum and be filled up, so we fuck more, you get red and hot, only being able to think about sex while i fuck you, just a cum desperate whore, exhausted from being used.

i fill your perfect body with cum while you lie tired, and then finish again all over your face and in your mouth.

[blueberryratz]

cw for cnc/intoxication kink

ive recently gotten into intoxication kink stuff specifically from when i took my anxiety meds when my crush came over and they made me super limp and floaty and i felt like a perfect brainless sex doll when my crush facefucked me :3

now im getting hot and bothered from the thought of having them feed me those anxiety pills in a treat like the puppy i am...and then we'd cuddle like usual until i start feeling floaty and lose my mobility...and i cant do anything to stop them leaving marks on me in embarrassingly obvious places or groping my chest or bending me over the edge of the bed and using my cunt as a personal fleshlight :33

[in-cognito1990]

mindbrokensluts

This Petplay thing is actually more fun than I first thought. When my boyfriend Michael suggested it I wasn’t really sure. I kind of thought pretending to be a dumb animal was a stupid idea and I didn’t see how it could be hot at all.

Then we got started. He stripped me down and tied my hair up into pigtails. I’d never seen him so excited to have sex, and that’s saying something. When he showed me that collar I was pretty shocked. A collar seemed really degrading at first but it was also kind of cute with a little bell. I let him wrap it around my neck and gently fasten it around.

The weight of the collar around my neck and the tightness was odd. Hard to get used to, but then as we continued it became quite snug and comfortable. Whenever I moved, even slightly, the bell jungled. It was funny, each time it made me feel a little happier and a little more light headed.

Now I’m presenting myself in front of him, naked and tongue out. I’m really embarrassed but he’s loving it. It feels so strange, being obedient to him. I don’t want him to get the wrong idea but whenever he gives me an order I get worked up. I noticed the heat building after he collared me and now my pussy is all slick and puffy. I don’t know why I like this so much!

“You’re just the cutest little puppy girl aren’t you!”

I nod my head, tongue still hanging out dumbly. I’m getting the hang of acting like a silly pet.

“Seeing you like this I find it hard to imagine you as a woman or an equal. You’re just a dumb little fuckmutt here to suck and bounce on my cock.”

That’s….harsh. Why would he say that, it’s so offensive! He’s gotten carried away, I’m not going to just sit here and let him say that. He had to go and ruin it. I’m not going to ignore my inner feminist just for his pleasure. He’s going to get a piece of my mind!

“How dare you say that you-”

“Awww remember good dogs don’t speak unless their master commands. Besides, isn’t it a strain on your tiny brain? It must be so hard to think about anything beyond your basic urges, doggy.”

Wha-I…um….what’s going on? What he just said is so…so…wrong but…um…he’s right it is hard to think. I should finish what I was saying…uh….I can’t seem to speak. Something’s weird here…it feels like I want to speak but the words are so hard…putting my thoughts into words is…its…I can’t do it good. It’s funny and, um, my head is all fuzzy.

“Haha looks like I was right, eh girl?”

I nod my head eagerly. What did he say? I don’t know, these human words are hard so I just nodded. I agree with master. It seems like the only thing to think is what master wants. There’s a voice in my head that says I shouldn’t listen to master but it’s talking in human words and they’re all confusing. It’s easier to just bounce up and down and make the bell on my collar ring.

*jingle jingle*

Yeah that’s better. The jingling makes it harder to hear the nasty voice. Plus it’s fun! Hehe!

*jingle jingle*

“Ok clam down girl, I know you like your collar. So do I but why don’t you bend over and I’ll give you a treat. I promise you’ll love it!”

Ooh! A treat! I can’t wait! Treat! Yay! Yay!

*jingle jingle*

Ok bend over. Wow this feels so natural. Why did I think I was meant to walk on two feet a minute ago? All fours is right for a doggy like me. Alright I’ll just stick my arse up in the air and wriggle it a bit. I bet master will like that. Teehee.

“Ahhhhhhh! Arf! Arf!”

Woah! His penis! So hot and thick! It makes me shiver and moan! My tongue is sticking out even more now, I’m drooling everywhere! Every time he thrusts my bell rings!

*jingle jingle jingle*

So fun. Masters cock is so good. I’m such a good dog. Master is giving me a treat and I love it! My tummy is clenching and I cants top barking!

“Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf!”

“Looks like you’re about to cum. The effects of the collar will become permanent then. Say goodbye to working and walking and talking, from now on you’ll be a happy brainless fuckmutt. I’ll get you a dog bowl and a cute cage and everything!”

Sometimes it’s hard to understand what master is saying but I don’t care right now because it feels like I’m about to explode! My pussy is spasming and shuddering and the room is spinning! Masters cum is shooting into me, filling up my insides! Wow. It’s so hot and gooey it just doesn’t stop shooting into me! I’m cumming soooooo hard!

“Woah that was intense. You’re still shaking. Hey there’s some on the floor, time to be a good girl and lick it all up”

Ooh yum!

[coelacat]

top five fish GO!

number one is the coelacanth. really hard to tell with the username isnt it. sorry i just cant deny the appeal of the coelacanth. every interaction we've ever had with them has been so peaceful and watching them move is elegant and godly. they certainly feel like living fossils, its an apt title for them. theyre blue. they have stars in their scales. theyre gorgeous. such a charming fish

number 2 is the epaulette shark!!! this little guy is learning to WALK. they can crawl out of the water into shallower pools on their fins!! they waddle around like if seals only used their flippers to move, instead of throwing their whole bodies around. not to mention theyre cute as HELL. i find them comparable to the dachshunds of the sea i mean look at this widdol guy

number 3 is the ocean sunfish / mola mola!! holy shit getta load of these guys. while theyre insanely goofy looking, and while st first, many people may mistake them for brainless, lazy fish, mola mola are actually quite active! we as humans mostly just see them when they come to the surface to warm themselves back up after hunting in the deep ocean. these guys are also filled to the brim with a shit ton of parasites, and allow a lt of parasitic animals to thrive. mola mola r really cool. and very big.

the next is tricky.. its a total tossup, but i think hagfish take the spot. insanely charming animals to me. their little moustaches really endear me to them!! not to mention they have one of the coolest non lethal methods to shake predators off them! they secrete a disgusting slime from their skin when distressed. whenever a predator may go to bite down or get a mouthful of hagfish, the hagfish will release a bunch of slime, completely filling the predators mouth, and wiggle free. they also tie themselves into knots to position their own digestive tract better!! literally instead of just forming their intestines better they opted to evolve their bodies to be able to tie into a knot to be more efficient at eating. they fucking rule. 10/10 would eat next to at the whale fall

and last isssss....

YOU AND ME BABY!!! yeahh!! we're all fish!!!!! every animal that isnt a bug is a fish. isnt that neat :) we did all come from them after all!

im lying though. final answer is the beluga sturgeon

i mean. look at these guys. theyre absolutely massive! and these arent even the largest theyve gone on record to get!!

sturgeons are best described as the freshwater whales of the great lakes. they are absolutely huge, theyre armored, and theyve even got the cutest little noses to top it all off!! beluga sturgeons specifically, though, are just absolutely humongous fish. they can grow to absolutely insane sizes, as you can probably see. gosh i love em though. unfortunately, they dont get as big due to our affinity for fishing them. they just dont get old enough to get that big.

honorable mentions go to most plecos, those catfish are pretty high up there, and most gourami species. sheepshead wrasse are also really cool, theyve got teeth and can change sexes. and i also like groupers. and electric eels (not eels. theyre fish.), and wobbegongs, and seashorses and ough god there are too many fish to pick 5. i gotta podt this now or else im gonna be arguing with myself over ranking fish for hours

the real honorable mention goes to the giant isopod though. not a fish but literally my fav sea creature

[purplecatthirst]

Would Mewtwo be interested in trying anything intimate while mega evolved? Would his sexual preferences change depending on whether he's in X or Y form? Mostly asking because I'd love to be split in half by Mega Mewtwo X's (probably) massive cock //owo//

mood.

Smut / headcanon below the cut. You know the drill, 18+ only. Or look and just don't say anything. I'm not your dad.

Content warning: smut, bondage, Dom/Sub dynamic

So, this is an interesting question. Mega Evolutions tend not to last very long in the games or show, and are often physically taxing on the Pokemon. However we can go with the Pokemon Go standard in terms of duration, so 4-8 hours. That's plenty of time for him to fuck you stupid, which he is always more then happy to oblige you on.

Of his two variants, Mega Mewtwo X has higher attack and defense. He is physically stronger, faster and tougher. He was no slouch before, but now he competes with high tier fighting types on physical performance. This also means a higher sex drive. Prepare to be roughly manhandled, he will split you open with his massive, inhuman cock. It has a gentle upward curve and widens considerably as it gets closer to the base.

While he's pounding into you, he will let out an animalistic growl in your ear, he will break off from telepathy, push you onto all fours and breed you like animal. The only sounds you hear are your moans and cries, his soft grunting and growling, and the hard slap of his skin against yours.

He will shove his tail and fingers in your mouth both you keep quiet, and so that he can see you drool on the floor as you go limp under him. Were you too weak? Did you pass out? He doesn't care. Your a hole for him to use. And he loves knowing that you want this.

Prepare for him to empty himself deep into you, over and over again. This is the closest you've seen him to a "heat". He will fill you up with everything he can. Bring out Mega Mewtwo X if you want to be bred like a wild mon.

Mega Mewtwo Y, on the other hand, is a completely different beast. his already unmatched psychic powers being boosted even further, with increases to his sp. attack and sp.defense. he will act far more... Regal.

He loves the playing the role of a dominant when he's like this. You will address him as "my Lord" or "my Grace". Expect punishment in the form of a psychic jolt if you displease him. Enough to make you flinch and whine, but no more. Like a small electric shock.

He will use his telekinesis to hold you, to bend you into any position he desires. There's no need for ropes or chains or straps here, not when his mind is a restraint stronger then anything man can make. But he might like seeing you physically bound...

In a similar way, he will use his powers to deny and edge you. To make you desperate, he wants to make you beg, and not just verbally. He will tease and tease and tease until the only thing he can see in your mind is a wordless, animalistic frenzy. Until you so desperate you cant even beg, only babble and try fruitlessly to buck into the simulation. He still expects you to properly address him.

Once you've reached this brainless state of need. That's when he will approach, oh so slowly, and gently push himself into you. The second his head enters you light explodes behind your eyes as you finally orgasm.

This is were the fun really begins. Just as he can put a hold on your mind to keep you from coming, so too can he grip your mind in just the right way to keep you in suspended in that mid orgasm state. And he will do just that, until your mind winds down, eroded by the unceasing waves of pleasure. He loves controlling your pleasure like this. He will keep you like this until he finishes inside of you. Your not sure how long this takes, ephemeral ideas like "time" mean little to you right now.

Whew. That kinda got out of hand. I have other ideas, but they might fall outside the realm of the question.