#canon gojo i will never write you <3 u are so depressing <3

[prettyboykatsuki]

canon gojo will love you in ways unfathomable and never tell you. will pretend he barely knows who you are. in death and in life, he'll will himself to not think of you and love you obsessively anyway all while you barely know. this is all to keep you safe. he doesn't expect your loyalty or your patience or your time. he'll drop into your life and wash your back and leave without word. he'll come find you. he loves you more than he has loved anyone in a very long time. but this is a secret even to himself, because the second he believes in it - he knows it'll kill you. he isn't sure in what way, only that it will and that is has since the last time he has allowed himself to love anyone at all

sometimes, you will look at gojo with affection warm enough that he wants for something he has never been allowed to have and barely knows. sometimes, you are loyal to him and he wishes you werent. at least when you hate him, the burden of love rests only on his shoulders. and he can love you from afar with false friovlity and absence without it burdening your life.

gojo hopes always, secretly, that you'll get sick of him. that you'll exhaust yourself and leave first. that he wont be forced to turn away before he wants things to end. he hates having to do it, even after only having done it once.

gojo loves you. he will never tell you. he hopes you never know. he hopes you never find out that this is his version of mercy

[0tivez]

i love all ur head canons so much!!! idk if u take requests but i would love to see one about being roommates with gojo and/or geto/nanami/toji i kinda feel like being roommates with them would be horrible but so funny lol

if u don’t take requests no worries and have a good day!!

being roommates with the jjk men

(cause they would all be horrible ones)

note: thank you for your request anon! glad you liked my previous works! i do take requests, so if any of you want me to write something, send em away :)

warnings: gender neutral, slight nsfw

characters: gojo, geto, nanami, toji

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gojo

⁜ super interactive

⁜ wants to talk to you all the time

⁜ will bring girls over all the time and make SO MUCH NOISE

⁜ never cleans his dishes

⁜ his groceries consist of sweets and condoms

⁜ he will lay out his groceries, makes sure you notice the boxeS of condoms KWDSKLAMWEDLKMWASEF

⁜ "haha yeah i have lots of sex see??"

⁜ "i'm surprised you even had the decency to use condoms"

⁜ "huh, what does that mean?"

⁜ "wait don't go WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"??"

⁜ will get sick for eating too much sugar. he will give you big puppy eyes so that you feel bad for him and look after him

⁜ he looks happy all the time, but after missions, when he comes home and you're not on immediate eyesight, he will look dreadful. like, straight up depressed. if he realizes you can see him, he will change to the clown he is

⁜ you want to get to know him better but he refuses to talk about himself

⁜ i mean all he does is talk about himself but not like... y'know?

⁜ his room is somehow very tidy??

⁜ if you bring someone over to do the deed, he will walk in your room "on accident" the middle of it. if he walks in in the really middle of it, he will 100% make fun of your partner's penis size

⁜ not even after it, right to his face

⁜ he misses your movie nights a lot while he's away on a mission. he just keeps listing films to watch together to distract himself

⁜ will look after you if you get sick. softens up a lot too

⁜ mostly respects your boundaries, won't walk in your room unless you're away and he desperately needs your underwear for something

⁜ won't accept cheap furniture

⁜ will buy the most expensive choice of everything

⁜ will walk around just in his underwear all the time. if he's not in his underwear, he wears one of those sexy, fuckboy grey sweatpants. sometimes with a shirt on, preferably without any

⁜ opens youtube and leaves it on for hours while doing something (anything) else

⁜ you two get into fights a lot, he apologizes first cause 1) he can't bother 2) he will get bored if you don't talk to him 3) he probably is in the wrong anyways

⁜ he doesn't even realize how much he cares about you. same goes with you too

⁜ slowly, you realize that even if he annoys you a lot, you can't imagine a home without gojo

⁜ and somehow, gojo stops bringing girls home

geto

⁜ won't talk to you unless you talk to him first

⁜ he really only sees you as a stranger in your house at first

⁜ every part of the house he uses is clean and tidied except for his room, which gets messy pretty quickly

⁜ will clean his room at 3 am

⁜ you can see he feels some sort of discomfort if you're in the room with him in the middle of a chore or something, he just really likes being alone

⁜ either in his pajamas or black sweatpants/sleeveless shirts or long, oversized sweats (i'm literally drooling)

⁜ his side of the pantry is so nutritious. he also has lots of different spices

⁜ amazing cook

⁜ it looks and smells delicious all the time

⁜ the first time you ever interacted besides housework etc was over his cooking, actually

⁜ you just sneakily went in the kitchen and started a conversation. which, to your surprise, was a pleasant one. he knew how to hold a conversation and was super kind. with a rush of adrenalin, you then asked him to cook for you one day. he stood there still for a second smiled and said "of course". for a moment, you could swear he was blushing

⁜ doesn't bring girls over if you're home. he doesn't want to bother you

⁜ HOWEVER

⁜ if you do bring someone over while he is home ONCE, he will bring girls over for a week straight

⁜ mf lasts for hours too

⁜ i can't even tell who is more jealous at that point

⁜ you, who heard this sex god for hours

⁜ or geto, who just can't be interested in the person he is over right now

⁜ when he cooked for you, you two talked for hours, though you really can't say you learned much about him

⁜ his friends are home a lot, and unlike geto, they try to bond with you too

⁜ so, you slowly became someone in his friend group too

⁜ you two started spending more time together. you got a tv show to follow every night. you once fell asleep on his shoulder, and it may or may have not awaken something in him

⁜ geto thinks he really shouldn't think about you this much, thinks it would be bad but oh how badly he wants to knock on your door at this lonely hour

nanami

⁜ perfect room mate

⁜ you wonder why such a loner like him wanted to have a roommate honestly

⁜ and to be fair, he wanted one cause he was sure he would die of loneliness if he didn't

⁜ he usually comes home at a reasonable hour, but there are times when he comes late and just heads to his room straight away and just... not leave

⁜ holds small conversations with you

⁜ doesn't go out at the weekends, likes to spend his time home

⁜ he saw your pantry once, lectured you about a healthy diet and then offered to do the groceries and share the bill

⁜ you agreed and it was the best decision you have ever made

⁜ cause he picks so many various food, always chooses the freshest vegetables/fruits and for the first time in years, you feel healthy again

⁜ has high standards in cleaning, so he will want to clean the common areas himself and just ask you to clean your own room

⁜ the house always smells of his cologne. so, if he has to leave for a mission and the smell slowly fades away you find yourself uneasy

⁜ if you come home drunk, he will take care of you

⁜ accidentally left one of his boxers in the washing machine. you found it, it was legit one of those white, grandpa underwears so naturally you just burst out laughing

⁜ "what happened?"

⁜ "sorry gramps, just found your underwear"

⁜ he felt so embarrassed but honestly, you were too amused to care. he quickly took it from your hand and murmured "they are affordable and healthy"

⁜ the next week, he "accidentally" walked out of his room with a shirt and a pair of sexy, black boxers. he walked past you, not noticing you. you just stood there like (°-°)

⁜ sometimes, on the weekends, isn't home in the mornings. he comes home a bit closer to the afternoon with a gym bag. that's when you see him most relaxed. he just has that post workout glow, a relaxed energy flowing out of him, his blonde hair perfectly messy

⁜ yeah you definitely were the first one to fall for him

⁜ sometimes brings you chocolate

⁜ when he's not in the mood, holding a conversation with him is impossible. he just responds dryly and talks about such mundane things that you just want to lock him in his room

⁜ is too organized and wants you to be too organized as well

⁜ won't tell you what bothers him, but he will just correct something he sees in front of you while sighing loudly

⁜ you were sure he was asexual, cause ain't no way this man didn't have women AND men waiting in line for him (don't worry bestie he knows like 3 women in total and 1 manchild in line for him), until he mentioned his previous relationships

⁜ goes to bed early

⁜ once curiosity weighed boundaries, you knocked on his door. nanami isn't dumb, he knew your intentions. though he would refuse this invitation during the day, he decided to welcome you to his room for that one time. after all, everything changes after 2 am.

toji

⁜ my GOD bestie run away

⁜ doesn't pay rent

⁜ "i could pay you in somethin' else if ya know what i mean"

⁜ messy messy messy

⁜ thank GOD he rarely comes home, mostly to sleep

⁜ doesn't really try to interact with you

⁜ will cut you quick if you try to open a conversation

⁜ walks out of his room naked, to take a bath, naked, full on

⁜ you don't know if this man is a blessing or a curse

⁜ if you prepare yourself lunch the night before, he will eat it

⁜ so, after a while, you start preparing food for him too

⁜ has zero boundaries

⁜ will also change the channel you are watching without asking you

⁜ i don't think he even ever told you his surname

⁜ he probably doesn't know yours anyways

⁜ gets into fights with your landlord a lot. he is ready to choose violence but thankfully you're there to stop him

⁜ it's common for him to come home all bruised up, bleeding even

⁜ that's why you have a first aid kit ready on the counter

⁜ "what did you do this time toji"

⁜ "ya should see the other guy, doll"

⁜ there are small things he does without realizing their effect on you

⁜ like he will tower over you in the kitchen, take a look, grunt and leave, which makes your heart skip a beat

⁜ might see you as his personal maid

⁜ for some reason, he starts to buy 2 cans of beer. one for him, one for you

⁜ doesn't think about making a move on you, cause what if you fall in love with him? he has enough lovers

⁜ but then, why are you always on his mind when he's with other women?

⁜ why does the image of you waddling out of the bathroom with your tiny, tiny towel so alluring all of the sudden?

⁜ says stuff out of pocket, just to make you blush

⁜ he doesn't know two can play this game

⁜ you don't even think about making him fall for you or something, you just want to mess with him

⁜ so maybe your tiny towel might accidentally slip and show some more skin

⁜ to your surprise, toji is also in the room!! what a coincidence!

⁜ one night, you were going out with your friends. your shirt was a bit too tight and showed a bit cleavage that didn't go unnoticed by toji, who was just watching tv.

⁜ "i'm leaving!" you yelled, innocently.

⁜ toji got up, walked over to you, towered you. he lowered his head to your ear.

⁜ "all dressed up like this, you're gonna bring men in my house, hm? don't ya have any decency?" seeing your blushed face and widened

⁜ eyes, he grabbed your chin, amused.

⁜ "do i have to teach ya decency?"

⁜ yeah you definitely learned a lot about decency that night

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