#cannot tell me otherwise

[independent-fics]

Thinking about Hardison’s “US is doing hinky things in Pakistan” and Eliot’s “I was in Pakistan” moment and wondering if it was all for show and Hardison looked for Eliot just like he looked for Parker and just happened to find him and get sidetracked more with why he was there than just simply checking in.

[kalimarinus]

i feel like soap & or gaz would ask peepaw price "how was the great depression?"

[takitori67]

Arjunas

[katzyscratch]

You cannot convince me that they wouldn't be besties

[stcllla]

Eris: Am I in trouble?

Sirius: Take a guess.

Eris: … No

Sirius: Take an other guess

[painted-kneecaps]

the best thing about Wrightworth is that you see all this gorgeous art of them in waistcoats and ties/cravats looking incredibly dapper and like they could have stepped out of a period drama. and then you find out they’re millennials

[marshmallsy]

when you make enemies with one of the two unofficially assigned chefs in the groups

[eloquent-edits]

🗡️ “I’m all for platonic intimacy but this…?”

the subtext of romance is really peeking through 🗡️ friends to lovers scenarios

Person A going to person B’s house to watch a movie but getting looped into playing drunk card games with B and their parents

Working out together and A insisting on spotting B and adjusting their form

B playfully poking A in public and promptly getting tackled

B patting A’s cheek only to accidentally linger as they notice how the light catches in A’s eyes (A is DESPERATELY trying to not blush)

“Here’s the garage code.” “… Why am I receiving this information?” “You’re already over here a lot. My parents think it’s better than a key.”

Forced close proximity at a LAN party because there’s not much room at the table (and A’s arm keeps brushing against B’s, messing up their aim, but if anything the space between them decreases as the night goes on)

The “Oh, is B coming too?” to “A kidnapped me to come here and hang out” pipeline

Going from quick and funny head scratches to absentmindedly stroking/detangling their hair while chatting with friends

“Do I smell okay?” “You smell normal.” “Which is…?” “Like lilac and gooseberry.”

A melting into B’s hug after a long and stressful week

B helping A deal with a major headache by rubbing/scratching their back

A heating up B’s ears with their hands because B forgot ear muffs in winter

“My mom thinks you’re really pretty/handsome.” “My mom thinks you look like Adonis/Aphrodite.” “Can you ever take a compliment?”

Candid pictures give away the softness in B’s eyes when they look at A goofing around

B not minding when A gives them a long hug in public, even though they aren’t big on PDA in general

B drawing a shitpost and sending it to A, A setting it as their lockscreen, and months later B realizes that A still hasn’t changed it

B’s family automatically assuming that A might join for any family function and making A’s favorite dish accordingly

“I have to go into the office this week. Can I crash at your place since it’s closer?”

Hanging out for hours —> “I don’t want you to drive home this late.” —> waking up in each other’s arms because they both refused to let the other sleep on the floor/couch

“My clothes reek of you.” “You could’ve just told me to take a shower.”

[phantobats]

Batfam AU where Dick Grayson starts a YouTube channel during his time as Robin.

edit !: here's the fic!

It starts off as an educational channel, with Bruce and Dick making self-defense and survival tips videos. Gothamites love watching their dynamic play out, especially in the self defense videos as Robin is the one to demonstrate each move on Batman and despite the man's lack of facial expressions and quips, there's a sort of pride shining through.

Dick loves giving the people what they want however, so slowly the content starts diversifying into vlogs while they're on stake outs, challenge videos and the occasional prank.

Due to the various demands, they also start live streams for whenever they are practicing in the Cave.

It becomes a tradition for each new Robin to take over handling the channel, with other batfamily members joining in here and there.

[neuvistar]

bestie, no thoughts just aventurine being good with his fingers 😞😞😞 need his fingers in me so bad

lord have MERCY. (hi bff!! ur other ask is in my drafts btw!) nsfw under the cut !!!!

bff u r so right abt this :3 from all the cutscenes n all the story quest dhit i’ve been keepin my eyes on… u can tell that man is good w his fingers like it’s not even a joke anymore… he knows how to work em like magic igs so ?????

i can imagine aventurine jus buying new gloves every now n then cuz he knows u like it ^^ he would trace his fingertips against your thighs, nuzzling close against your neck with such sweetness :(( “what do you think of these gloves, angel? nice, aren’t they? bought them just for you.” and OHH DAYS don’t even get me started w fingering… i can tell u right now he’s probably the best at that n i KNOW he takes pride in it :33

fingering u w his gloves on is a GAME CHANGER. he slid two fingers into your damp heat without hesitation, a chuckle leaving his pretty lips “oh would you look at that.." he groaned, pumping his digits in and out while massaging your bud rhythmically. “already so wet now, are you? your moans filled the room, making his blood boil even more by the second. his rings, ohh his rings. “just wait till I'm inside you, sweetheart.”

“more please, aven… need more of you..”

aventurine grinned wickedly, loving the submission in your voice, pumping his fingers slowly while coating them with your sweet nectar. “like that?" he would ask teasingly, watching as you squirmed beneath his touch. “or do you want something harder? something rougher, hm?”

[xbomboi]

now THIS stuff is much more recent

i still have some older stuff i wanna post, but for now, i wanna share my most recent assortment of eah doodles.

[xeemaee]

He’s so weird I love him

https://vxtwitter.com/koifish_kk/status/1808374538142732432?s=61

[thebadchoicemachine]

Broke: Broke: Archivist Sasha James would simply Girlboss her way past all the struggles Jonathan Sims faced

Woke: Sasha’s journey would be the same as Jon’s

Bespoke: Sahsa would be even worse than Jon

[cheddarch33se]

Also yk what, have a Michael. The best guy ever imo

[themostdearofspaghettis]

These are the Silt Verses and these are our disciples in order of their arrival

[moonysreid]

ALCINA HAS STRETCH MARKS. FACT