#candygroove

[broadway-stuck]

Hallows eve is upon us yet again. Tradition dictates a performance on this sacred night. And so, we sing. Lyrics and credits under the read-more

[EVERYONE]

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

[ARADIA, FEFERI, KANAYA]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

[SOLLUX]

I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

[FEFERI]

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[EVERYONE] This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[KANAYA, KARKAT, VRISKA]

In this town, we call home

Everyone, hail to the pumpkin song

[KANAYA]

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[NEPETA, ARADIA, KARKAT]

Round that corner bend, hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll

[KARKAT]

Scream!

[JADE]

This is Halloween

[KARKAT]

Red and black

[EQUIUS]

And slimy green

[JADE]

Aren't you scared?

[JADE, FEFERI, ROXY]

Well, that's just fine!

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[DAVE]

Everybody scream, everybody scream

[DIRK, SOLLUX, KARKAT]

In our town of Halloween!

[KARKAT]

I am the clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

[ARADIA]

I am the “who” when you call, “Who's there?”

[VRISKA]

I am the wind blowing through your hair

[ROXY]

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

[EVERYONE]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[JADE, FEFERI, ROXY]

Halloween! Halloween!

[KANAYA, DAVE, JADE]

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare

[DIRK, ROXY]

That's our job, but we're not mean

In our town of Halloween

[EVERYONE]

In this town 

[KANAYA]

Don't we love it now? [EVERYONE]

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

[ARADIA]

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

[KARKAT]

And scream like a banshee Make you jump [EVERYONE] Out of your skin

[ARADIA, FEFERI, KANAYA,]

This is Halloween, everybody scream

[DIRK, DAVE, SOLLUX]

Won't ya please make way for a very special guy?

[NEPETA, ARADIA]

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

Everyone, hail to the Pumpkin King now!

[EVERYONE]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[JADE, DAVE, KANAYA]

In this town we call home

Everyone, hail to the pumpkin song

[EVERYONE]

La-la-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Halloween! Halloween!)

La-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Halloween! Halloween!)

La-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Halloween! Halloween!)

La-la-la, hey! (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Special thanks to;

@june-egbert-413 (aka gagrealTheatre) for the artwork! @lyricalkarkat for helping dividing lyrics! @broadway-calliope for the extra assistance!

Performers: @broadwayy-karkat @broadway-aradia @broadway-vriska @broadwayy-kanaya @broadway-nepeta @broadway-feferi @broadway-equius @broadway-sollux @broadway-jade @broadway-dave @broadway-roxy @broadway-dirk

[broadway-terezi]

...C4LL M3 4 BUZZBUG TH3N 1 GU3SS >:[

COV3R BY TH3 3V3R-WOND3RFUL candyGroove 4ND LYR1CS BY M3 UND3R TH3 CUT! H4PPY STUCK 4T HOM3 CONV3NT1ON 3V3RYBODY

Attracting Flies

"Attracting Flies" by Aluna George

Hold on now, I'm choking

Give me a second to collect myself

You must be joking

Otherwise I'm laughing to myself

Why you here again?

Hold on a minute, let me check this out *sniff*

Your invitation's a fake

Must be from a ticket tout

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

Little grey Pupa's tales

And little white lies

Everything you exhale is attracting flies

And you can go off the rails

And you can cry your eyes out

But everything you exh8le is attracting flies

Please stay, it's your moment

I'll give you all the listening that you need

Don't be a showman

Who needs the drama?

Who said you had to bleed?

I'm excited

Come on, surprise me, sweep me off my feet

Oh, enlighten me

What is this special thing 'bout you I need?

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

Little grey Pupa's tales

And little white lies

Everything you exhale is attracting flies

And you can go off the rails

And you can fry my eyes out

But everything you exhale is attracting flies

How'd you think it felt to get pushed off a cliff

One of us is DEAD now, cold and stiff

Now if I wanna see, gotta give a bitch a sniff

Bold of you to think I'd be okay with your shit

Serket, why would I care if you want me

Serket, why would I care if you don't

Serket, why should I care if you need me

Serket, why do I care if you don't

Little grey Pupa's tales

And little white lies

Everything you exhale is attracting flies

Spiderbitch.

And you can go off the rails

And you can fry my eyes out

But everything you exhale is attracting flies

[broadway-roxy]

[Lyics, Mix and Vocals by Tex // Artwork by candyGroove]

TG: this 1 goes out 2 u anon TG: lyrics under the cut! :)

A bunch of rebel god tier teenage Screw-ups with nowhere to be (ooh-oh) We’ve all been here before And I think that you might feel the same as me At least to some degree

Let's let things come out of the woodwork I'll give you my best side, thought that we were allies

Yeah, awesome, right?

So let's let things come out of the woodwork I was took by surprise, why can’t you all realise? Thought we were rolling, besties that I belove Dancing with our shoes off Know I think you're awesome, right?

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Heart-dropping blow-up fights We’re tearing at the seams (ooh-oh) We’re heading for a massive crash, can’t turn back All the broken glass sparkling I guess we're partying

So let's let things come out of the woodwork I was took by surprise, why can’t you all realise? Thought we were rolling, besties that I belove Hurt I never dreamed of Know I think you're awesome, right?

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Now you know it's really gonna blow (explosion noise)

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind

Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

[broadway-sollux]

thii2 2ong wa2 pretty relatable two do not goiing two liie.

thank2 @broadwayaradia for jumpiing iin wiith me ehehe.

now iif youll all excu2e me-

iive got 2ome falliing two do.

lyriic2 by candyGroove under the cut

In a battle, I was flying Just some moron's best-friend guy KK can be clumsy, and he stumbled Down the stairs, into the sky Now I am falling through the air Wind and regret flow through my hair All I can do right now is stare down at the abyss

Suddenly, there's a ring on my palmhusk, I pick it up It's the Angel of Death, and she says "What's up?" I say, "What is it this time?" And she's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell." She can be like that sometimes, she's such a nut So I snicker and say, I'd love to, but Gravity is calling, I've got some falling to do

I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true

This is boring yes, I'm falling But it's taking quite a while Our destination is impending Might as well go out in style I put my arms out to the skies Whistle a tune and close my eyes Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion

Suddenly, sparking tentacles flash into my mind And with total precision they lasso me It's acceleration that’ll spend my life And I'm in too much pain to be nice So I tell them the truth, that I'd rather fall No offense but at least it's predictable Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do

I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new I guess it all depends on your point of view it's true

[broadwayaradia]

this request happened to come in while dave and i were chatting in the bubbles, so i presented him with the idea of a duet

thanks dave for performing with me!

lyrics by me and candyGroove

cover art by caballineToxophallic

aradia | dave | chorus

Hey, folks! Begging your pardon

'Scuse me, sorry to barge in

Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole

Y'know, "being dead" thing

You're doomed, enjoy the singing

The sword of – no, THE CLOCK IS TICKING 

And if I see that you’re not listening

I'll be pretty sad :/

The whole "being dead" thing!

Death can get a human stressed

"We should have carpe'd way more diems

Now we're never gonna see 'em"

I can show you what comes next

So don't be freaked

Stay in your seats

We do this bullshit, like, eight times a week

So just relax, you'll be fine

You’ve got forever, take your time

And take a breath

(We can help you celebrate death)

You're

You're gonna be fine

On the other side

Dead! You're already dead!

We're all gonna die!

I'll, I'll be your guide

On the other side

(Though in full disclosure

This is still about death)

Everybody gets on fine here

Even Sollux, Fef, and Eridan here

Every bathroom’s got no gender, just

Pee where you want, the whole "being dead" thing

You're just gonna love the folks here

Yeah, I know you're gloomy, but it’s quite roomy here

And everyone we welcome can have so much fun here

The whole (*giggle*) the whole "being" dead thing!

Nobody is bullet-proof

"Died so young, just a teen!"

Circumstances unforeseen

Time to face the brutal truth

'Cause we're all on a hit list

Might not live 'till Christmas

Choke to death on Triscuits

Hey, that’s just statistics

So take a little break here

You might not be awake here

Maybe not too safe here

But the giant snakes have SEX HERE?!

(We can help you celebrate death!)

You're, you're gonna be fine

Thank you!

On the other side

How you doin'?

Oh, not good!

We’ll, we’ll be your guides

On the other side

Seriously, though, we are still talking ‘bout

Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new

There's nothing even god-tier life players can do

'Cept sometimes revive you

If you die while listening to this sick track

It's still gonna keep playing

(There's no destiny or fate

Just a real exciting wait

Filled with people you might hate

And on a certain date, this game’s gonna kill you!)

That's the thing with life

No one makes it out alive

Toss that body in the pit

"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"

Blah, blah, "Bible Jesus" magic

When you're dead, who gives a shit?

No more chances, quit your praying

This is where you’ll stay, you dickhead

From the cradle to cremation (Nothing saves you)

Death just needs a little conversation

We have mastered the art (Nothing saves you)

Of tearing convention apart (Nothing saves you)

So, how about we all make a start (Nothing saves you)

On the whole "being dead" thing

God, I hope you're ready to come celebrate death!

[broadway-gamzee]

yOu WoUlDnT mOtHeRfUcKiN bElIeVe ThE eFfOrT

tHe ShEeR bAcKbReAkInG wOrK

i PuT iNtO mY sIdE hUsTlE

((lyrics by greyscaleAngel below cut, art/panel edit by candyGroove))

It's a thankless job;

But SOMEBODY'S got to do it!

Fillin' up the flasks here bit by bit, 

Drainin' out the 'potions' slow…

Harvestin' my pals up for the honk!

Savin' up their bodies in the fridge!

No one ever thanks me when I'm done,

How self absorbed people can be!

With a splice: brand new sprites!

Eenie-meenie-minie-mo~o~o~o!

With kernels, and a pitch;

Returnin' my friends good as new!

it's a thankless job…

BUT MTH'FUCKER'S GOTTA DO IT!

like scourdrays 

and a broom!

No OnE wAnTs A tHaNkLeSs JoB :o(

[broadway-feferi]

I'm so -EXCIT-ED for t)(is one! Let me know w)(at you t)(ink! 38D T)(ank you to candyGroove for t)(e amazing lyrics! T)(ey're under t)(e cut!

I'm the strong one, I'm not nervous

I'm tougher than the clowns and their mirth is

I change mountains, I change churches

And I glow, 'cause they know what my worth is

I don't ask how, hard the work is

Got a rough indestructible surface

Diamonds and platinum, I find 'em, I flatten 'em

I take what I'm handed, I mind what's demanded, but

Along the surface

I feel berserk as a rustblood storming in on a false pretense

Along the surface

Did heiresses ever say, "Hey, I don't wanna fight the Condense?"

Along the surface

I'll be culled and worthless if I can't just be perfect

A flaw or a crack

The law 'n the lack

That breaks the heiress' pack

What breaks the heiress' pack, it's

Tension, like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa

Tension that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa, oh, oh

Give in to your Empress, your Empress' older

Give her all the heavy things you're too bold for

What good is my crown if I can't be brave?

If I cave to

Tension like a vise, vise, vise, and they won't let go, whoa

Tension like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh

Give it to your Empress, your Empress' stronger

See if I can hang on a little longer

What am I if I can't affect it all?

If I falter

Along the surface

I hide my nerves, and it worsens, I worry something is gonna hurt them

Along the surface

The ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Along the surface

I think about my purpose, can I somehow preserve this?

Trident up and composed

A slight shift flowed

You try to stop the flooding

But on and on it goes

But wait, if I could shake the crushing weight of expectations

Would that free some room up for joy

Or relaxation, or kind intention?

Instead, we measure this rising tension

Keeps growing, keep going

'Cause all we know is

Tension like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa

Tension that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa-oh-oh

Give it to Feferi, she won't hurt, and

See if she can handle every fuchsia-made burden

Watch as she buckles and bends but never breaks

No mistakes, just

Tension like a vise, vise, vise, and they won't let go, whoa

Tension like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh

Give it to your Empress and never ponder

If the same tension would tear you asunder

Who am I if I don't have what it takes?

No cracks, no breaks

No mistakes, no tension

[69ywivez]

KARKAT REDOES HIS USER INFO THING LOL

HAI PARTY PEOPLE, MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTRAS ( VANTAS IS ALSO CORRECT ).

YOU CAN CALL ME OTHER STUFF IF YOU WANT AND YOU ASK FIRST + I HAVE A FEW PEN NAMES (CANDYGROOVE / LYRICALKARKAT FOR MUSIC STUFF, LIVINGMACHINATIONS / KKV BECAUSE OF MY SITE. )

IMPORTANT STUFF:

"I MADE THIS POST" TAG IS #vantras bulletin board

I HAVE A MATESPRITE WHO I ADORE AND I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW OR ELSE!!!! OR ELSE !!!!! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU WRONGED US SO.

RAPIDFIRE: 8 SWEEPS OLD, HE/HIM PRONOUNS, WHAT THE HELL ELSE? IDK I FORGOR.

I'M A JACK OF ALL TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE (ARTIST, WRITER, LYRICIST, ARCHIVIST [OF MUSIC MAINLY], I TRY TO CODE AND SEW TOO. PROBABLY SOME OTHER STUFF TOO THAT I'VE MANAGED TO FORGET)

I'M A ""FICTIVE"" WHICH YOU PROBABLY COULD GUESS BUT I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED THAT (YOU COULD PROBABLY GUESS THAT TOO)

I DONT LIKE FANDOM AND I DON'T LIKE HOMESTUCK AND YET I'M IN BOTH. LOL!!!!!!! I LIKE BEING ON THE BROADWAYSTUCK STAFF THOUGH THAT IS :D!!!! AND IN FACT POGGERS ASK ME ABOUT BROADWAYSTUCK

AS OF AUGUST 21 2023 I HAVE 18.6 DAYS WORTH OF MUSIC ON MY 2008 IBOOK THAT I STILL USE DAILY. YES I'M INSANE,

..IM A MAN IN THE ALTERNIAN SENSE. I'M ALSO GAY IN THE HUMAN SENSE. WIN

BOUNDARIES:

OTHER KARKATS ARE OK, JUST HAVE ANOTHER NAME I CAN CALL YOU

TONE TAGS PLEASE, I CAN BE DENSE.

PLEASE DONT QUIRK MIMIC UNLESS I'VE PERSONALLY TOLD YOU THATS OK

I DON’T CONSIDER THE BODY “ME”, EVEN THOUGH I DO REFER TO IT AS SUCH SOMETIMES OUT OF HABIT

I MIGHT DECORATE THIS LATER

[lyricalkarkat]

Hello! You’re candyGroove, right? I just listened to Broadway Karkat’s So Sick of Romcoms and saw you were credited as the lyricist. Your lyrics were so creative, I love them so much! I’m excited to see what other lyrics you’ll do in the future!

THAT IS I! THANK YOU SO MUCH , IM GLAD YOU LIKED THEM {:B !!!! YOURE SO SWEET AND I HOPE WHAT I MAKE IN THE FUTURE KEEPS YOU IN HIGH SPIRITS BECAUSE THIS ASK SURE LIFTED MINE

[loctopuscsd-blog]

La semaine dernière, on était sur l'EXTRA! Bass save the Queen de Exoria et Candy Groove. Pour l'occasion on avait préparer un bus en layher et des dalles à LED. Beaucoup de kitch et de fun ! Photo : jonathan livingston #exoria #exobooking #nuitssonores #candygroove #extrasonores #basssavethequeen #angleterre #england #busanglais #layher #scenography #scenographie #fun #openair #bassmusic

[broadway-terezi]

4S PROM1S3D, YOU 4LL G3T TO B34R W1TN3SS TO 4 COUPL3 LOV3Y DOV3Y DORKS TH1S HOL1D4Y >:P

1T W4S K4RK4TS 1D34 THOUGH SO DON'T ST4RT TH1NK1NG 1'M 4LL MUSHY! LYR1CS BY TH3 OUTS4ND1NG candyGroove 4ND greyscaleAngel 4ND COV3R 4RT BY M3!

This Perigee "This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway

[TEREZI] As off'rings hang above

[KARKAT] I'm gonna get to know you better

[BOTH] This moon phase

[KARKAT] Your grin tempts me to flee

[TEREZI] See how fun it all will be

[BOTH] Together This moon phase

[KARKAT] All the stars are blazing bright,

[TEREZI] I'll be cackling through the night! This Perigee will be One unlike any other, you'll see! But uh… I won't.

[KARKAT] …

[TEREZI] Oh come on, that was funny!

[KARKAT] Secret Sufferer’s here

[TEREZI] My world is filled with cheer and you

[KARKAT] This moon phase And as I peek around, Your smile outshines the others’, it’s true

[TEREZI] Awwe!

[BOTH] This moon phase

[KARKAT] All the stars are blazing bright

[TEREZI] Oo, someone's wrathful tonight, yet This Perigee will be Quite a special Perigee for me, yeah Cherrypie, take my hand, now

[KARKAT] You know I really do care about you, right Pyrope?

[TEREZI] Wow, Karkat! Are you crying or do your eyes just smell really good in this lighting?

[KARKAT] Oh, fuck off, I take it back. I don’t know how I always forget how deranged you are.

[TEREZI] I don’t know how you forget either!

[KARKAT] Emm, all the stars are blazing bright You've been shameful tonight, yet

[TEREZI] Showoff!!

[BOTH] This Perigee will be Quite a special Perigee for me, yeah

[TEREZI] Gog, you are a showoff! Wishing you bliss Okay okay. Take this one

[KARKAT] Take my hand, take my hand now

[TEREZI] That was nice… Wish your dear friend pure happiness But I'm taking the rest of the song! Still, with you, I'm glad Yeah

[broadway-terezi]

TH4T FL1NG OF OURS D1DNT 3X4CTLY 3ND W3LL... BUT 1T W4S FUN WH1L3 1T L4ST3D!! TH4NKS @broadway-gamzee >:P

LYR1CS BY tenaciousTachygraph 4ND COV3R 4RT BY candyGroove. BOTH 4R3 UND3R TH3 CUT!

Black Romance "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

I want your blood, your indigo streak I want your everything as long as it's free I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate

I want to hurt you, to make you repent I want your spoor-sticky kiss in the vents I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate (Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate)

You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want a black, a black romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge You and me could write a black romance (Ooh, o-o-o-oh) I want your hate and all your moirail's revenge You and me could write a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

I want your horror, your head on a rope 'Cause you're a criminal an asshole and joke I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate

I want your psycho, your juggalo schtick Want to bite you and give you a lick I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate (Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate)

You know that I want you And you know that I need you (Cos I'm a free bitch, baby) I want a black, a black romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge You and me could write a black romance (Ooh, o-o-o-ooh) I want your hate and all your moirail's revenge You and me could write a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, make that bitch crazy Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, make that bitch crazy Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, make that bitch crazy Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, I'm a free bitch baby

I want your hate and I want your revenge I want your hate, I don't wanna be friends J'ai horreur de toi, et je veux ton revenge J'ai horreur de toi, I don't wanna be friends (Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah) (I want black romance, I want black romance) I don't wanna be friends (I want black romance, I want black romance) No, I don't wanna be friends (Caught in a black romance) (I want black romance, I want black romance) I don't wanna be friends (Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah) (I want black romance) Want your black romance (Caught in a black romance) Want your black romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge You and me could write a black romance (Ooh, o-o-o-ooh) I want your hate and all your moirail's revenge You and me could write a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah (want your black romance), caught in a black romance (want your black romance) Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah (want your black romance), caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

[broadway-stuck]

after a hard year of work we give you this, featuring doc scratch + all the trolls. happy holidays, remember to watch out for meteors!

lyrics by candyGroove

lyrics under the cut!

(Verse 1)

[DOC SCRATCH] The first day of Twelfth Perigee, I killed th-

[TEREZI] Oh, what's this? A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 2)

[DOC SCRATCH] ...Hmm. On the second day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ev--

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 3)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the third day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ever--

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and

[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 4)

[DOC SCRATCH] As I was trying to say, I took the lives of everyone--

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and--

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 5)

[DOC SCRATCH] I will not join in this nonsense. You'll just have to trust--

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI, giggling] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and

[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 6)

[DOC SCRATCH] Will you STOP interrupting me? All I'm trying to do is--

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 7)

[DOC SCRATCH] Fine. If this is the fate I am chained to, then I will perform.

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 8)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the eighth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 9)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the ninth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 10)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the tenth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave...

[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 11)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the eleventh day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[ARADIA] Eleven frogs a-leaping

[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI, confused] Oh-- Wait, Chainsaws? Four... cuttlefish?

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 12)

[DOC SCRATCH] And on the twelfth day of Twelfth Perigee, I KILLED THEM ALL! With...

[EQUIUS] Twelve rippling hoofbeasts

[ARADIA] Eleven robot bodies

[ERIDAN] Ten piles with CAPTOR!

[GAMZEE] Nine hours with the puppet

[VRISKA] Eight stabs in the back

[TAVROS] Seven feet off a ledge

[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws

[KARKAT] Five ominous honks

[FEFERI, crying] Four culled friends

[NEPETA] Three deep cuts

[SOLLUX] Two doomed mortal loves

[ALL] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

[broadway-roxy]

[Original song + lyrics by Mitski // Artwork by candyGroove // Mix + Roxy vocals by Tex]

U can read into this however u want i just love Mitski ;)

My God, I'm so lonely So I open the window To hear sounds of people To hear sounds of people

Venus, planet of love Was destroyed by global warming Did its people want too much, too? Did its people want too much?

And I don't want your pity I just want somebody near me Guess I'm a coward I just want to feel alright

And I know no one will save me I just need someone to kiss Give me one good honest kiss And I'll be alright

Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody

I've been big and small And big and small And big and small again And still nobody wants me Still nobody wants me

And I know no one will save me I'm just asking for a kiss Give me one good movie kiss And I'll be alright

Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Ooh, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody

Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody (nobody) (Nobody, nobody)

Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, no

[broadwayaradia]

anon request from quite a few months back! thanks so much for being patient, anon! <3

cover art by candyGroove

lyrics

Well time, she did as time, she does

She passed along her way

And dawn she crept like a frightened girl

Out from the night time’s sway

But in the merry month of May

A solemn fast does lurk

For spring, it sprung as spring, it does

And put the bees to work

[Bridge]

And work they must

And work they shall

For all the things to grow

For if they don’t, as time, she knows

They’d wither on the bough

And what a shame such things would be

No wondrous wine for you and me

No cider too, nor mead nor soup

For us to all make merry

[Verse 2]

So rot, ferment and decompose

So all the things can grow

Or wallow in a drinkless world

And wither on the bough

Oh, what a dusty burden

That nectar and that pollen

Like Atlas with the heavens

On the back of his head

And what if they should falter

And shrug their little shoulders?

Well, time, she’d pass all the same

[broadwayaradia]

this song may be slightly out of my range but i definitely gave it my best shot o_o

thank you, anon from months ago, sorry it took so long to put out!

lyrics by me and candyGroove

cover art by caballineToxophallic

lyrics

[ARADIA]

I am finally released

Pushing daisies, deceased

And I’ve known that the worms must be fed

I have no lingering fears

As my soul lingers here

Now I’ll rot and converse with the dead

Oh the dead

Oh the dead

Oh the dead

Oh the dead

Ooh...

Ooh...

Ahh...

Ahh... ah

Been doomed to emptiness

Not a care, what a mess

[but] Cruel existence was all in the plan

Spirits please - tell me this 

Do I serve a purpose?

Or am I tethered to fate by a thread?

Will I arise?

Will I arise?

Will I arise?

Will I arise?

Ooh...

Ooh...

Ahh...

Ahh... ah

I still the time beneath my hands

I know the narrative’s demands

[CHOIR]

Her music box commands

[ARADIA]

Playing an old forgotten tune

A song that no one knows...

Forgot how it goes

Just him and me

Forever eternally, The Maid

Now I’m answering questions

Skipping timelines, teaching lessons 

Now I’m here to welcome in the dead

[CHOIR]

Ooh

[ARADIA]

Now I am more than some fixation

Now I can serve as consolation

‘Cause time eats all his children

In the end

A melody floats through the air

When someone falls, who’s there to care?

[CHOIR]

Does she even care?

[ARADIA]

Another old, forgotten tune

Another song that no one knows

So that's how it goes!

Just him and me

Forever eternally, The Maid

[CHOIR]

And she's finally alive now

[ARADIA]

Alive, alive, alive, alive!

[CHOIR]

She’s here to be the “maid of time” now

[ARADIA]

Someone to sing, someone to sigh

Now that all is said and done

Isn’t there anyone who’d still be scared to die?

[CHOIR + ARADIA]

Clocks chime a tune of pure elation

(Ah ah ah ah)

‘Cause death’s a happy celebration

(Aah ahh)

[ARADIA]

With Sollux, I’ll be eternally

Heading towards the dark, underneath the stars 

The maid

of...

Time!

[CHOIR]

A melody floats through the air

When someone falls, does she still care?

The

Maid