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Candy Charity (Human Au)
@happyqueenandgrumpydork *A year before Poppy got pregnant of Hope around halloween season, Mildred University students were relaxing and preparing for the most spooktacular season of year, especially clubs.* Archer:"Candy Charity? what's that? 🤨." Poppy:"Well Trixie told me is when on halloween seasons, university makes charity events with club to reunite many candy for children."
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📖 OUT NOW UNTIL MAY 19 📖
THE DECALOGUE is a fanzine about Belizabeth Brassica and Citrina Rocks from Dimension 20's A Crown of Candy. 🍋🥦
You can buy the zine here at chromathesia.itch.io/the-decalogue ! Plaintext is available for screenreaders.
The Decalogue has TWO versions available for download. The base Saint version includes a 35+ page zine with original art and writing that interprets the canonical Book of Leaves from A Crown of Candy.
The Pontifex version is a version of the Book of Leaves as owned by Belizabeth Brassica, including letters of correspondence between her and Citrina Rocks. It is available for donations of $10 USD or more, with proceeds going to the International Rescue committee!
#dimension 20#d20#dungeons and dragons#fanzine#zine#belizabeth brassica#zine preview#charity zine#a crown of candy#citrina rocks#acoc
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Me making my way
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WISH GIVER KAITO !!!!!! design by @hyoujisama
#I MADE HIM POP ROCKS THEMED#favorite charity kaito design by FAR#love this funky dude#HELL YEAH#kaito#vocaloid#vocaloid kaito#kaito vocaloid#kaito fan design#kaito fanart#kaito vocaloid fanart#vocaloid fanart#candy themed#>:)#my art#my kaito#not my design#design by hyouji-sama#LOVE THEIR ART SO MUCH#very inspiring#fanart#shout out to @fairwell-in-veil for giving me brainworms about kaito eye candy#they probably wont see this anyways so its fine
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Charity Blythe vs Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica
"As a dyke it pains me to say this about an evil woman, but she has just absolutely no swag."
"Annoying kind of Christian"
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moodboard custom for the lovely @data-dork!! thank you so much <3
psst.... anyone can get their own custom little guy from me by donating to charity!! more info here or on toyhouse!! (base is by @heartspark!)
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27 November 2023
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#Candy's Hound Rescue#Kerry Elliman#Charity Humane Society International/UK#animal protection#animal protection movement#Stop Dog Meat Trade#save animals#rescue animals#Wendy Higgins#China#United Kingdom#Lincolnshire#animal shelter#dog rehabilitation
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GALE WINDS UNLEASHED
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#graphic#ch: georgina quinn#graphic: georgina#verse: m&m#baby girl....#everyone say thank you alex for the hysterical pun and top tier bakery name (also making zach he's cool too i guess)#her cotton candy theme was unintentional but i decided to lean into it heavy here for fun#i have had so many random little tidbits about her floating about my head for weeks now#we'll see if i go wild with her or not#fun fact charity doesn't have powers so hope she has fun w every complex that brings being in a full supers family#i'm not super happy w the zephyr blurb but also. i'm tired so it's done and i refuse to nitpick this one#too much time making/coloring the comic images the text can stay mid
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I love brands that are full of shit when it comes to helping good causes. M&M's is donating money to causes that empower women (vague. Could even be a charity they established.) Up to $500,000. Here's why that's stupid and evil. First of all they will not donate a penny unless you buy their products. Or there's a minimum they will donate. They won't go beyond that minimum unless you buy their products. Second of all even if you buy their products, once they hit half a million, they won't donate a cent more. I can promise you that. That's why they say up to half a million. So that way they could say hey there's your goal post. But they never tell you that you can score more, just won't count. Fuck any Corporation or business that does charity this way. They should guarantee half a million, and then more if you buy more than that. But it's the opposite. They probably guarantee only like $10,000 or 100,000, and won't do a penny beyond that unless you buy their products. Such a good cause: capitalism.
Side note: if you really want to weigh how evil capitalism is, think of the world if Charity donations were not tax write-offs. I guarantee you the contributions to Charities would plummet. Because the only reason they're doing it is two fold. To look good, and to have a tax write off. And if you take off one of them, I'm pretty sure they won't stick around for the other reason.
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Hazbin Hotel series is really awesome, Vivziepop, her team and the wonderful actresses, actors and singers that voices the characters have done a wonderful job with it, can't wait for season 2 😊😁😍😈
#apprentice of voodoo#demonic love#candy charity#vampire hunter fake alert#demon baby steps sound#the day i met you#secret doll santa#ice festival#business war#monster baby runaway#happyqueenandgrumpydork#gabi-trollastic#stories
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ARTIST PREVIEW by Marshy (@marshmallsy )
THE DECALOGUE is a charity fanzine about Dimension 20's A Crown of Candy. Coming in April. 🍋🥦
#dimension 20#d20#dungeons and dragons#a crown of candy#acoc#fanzine#charity zine#zine#zine preview#belizabeth brassica#citrina rocks
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Okay listen I understand how frustrating it is to see a fan campaign for a TV show reach its funding goal while hundreds of charities/gofundmes are still asking for money but you realize that's part of the problem right. The billboard thing was a single fundraising campaign that asked for a set amount of money, while there are thousands of charity fundraisers right now asking for a potentially indefinite amount of money. Like if I give $5 to my friend who needs $100 and then another $5 to an organization that needs $1 million, it's going to be a lot more significant to my friend even though I gave them both the same amount of money. If I ask every person I know to give $5 to my friend, he'll probably reach his goal pretty quickly, but if I ask everyone I know to donate $5 to the organization it's going to take a lot more time and a lot more people asking everyone they know as well.
#also kinda hate the way ppl are acting like spending money on a renewal campaign is somehow significantly more immoral#than spending money on other things you enjoy#like sorry but paying for a tv show has the exact same moral value as buying a candy bar or a bracelet or whatever#if you're not getting mad at everyone buying bracelets right now then why are you getting mad about this#ppl who DID donate were not using money out of their 'donate to charity' funds they were using money from their bracelet funds#2pm in the morning
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On the occasion of Children’s Day, Pennam Foundation embarked on a mission to bring smiles to the faces of the special children at Nethra Vidyalaya. The foundation, known for its continuous support and love towards the school, added a sweet touch to the celebrations by distributing around 1500 candies to the school’s specialchildren.
Join us in our journey of spreading love and joy. Your support can make a difference in the lives of these special children. DonateToday, together, we can create a world full of smiles and laughter.
#charity#charityfundraising#charityorganization#donatenow#savethechild#childrensday#PennamFoundati#candies#celebrations#specialchildren
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Holiday shopping season is here! Make your shopping seamless with one click! One click feeds thousands! https://yumraising.com/secure/oursi_organically_feeding_california83/KekDix4650/candy…
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“MILLION DOLLAR MAN — bruce wayne.
PAIRING! bruce wayne 𝒙 fem!reader SYNOPSIS! bruce met you through a dating app (his sons’ doing, really) and the temptation to invite you over for christmas is getting harder to resist WORD COUNT! 3.6k WARNINGS / TAGS! fluff, bruce is literally down bad for reader in this one, unedited + lmk if found! NOTES! for nat & based on this req. , header bellow belongs to @/v6que © ahqkas — all rights reserved. even when credited, these works are prohibited to be reposted, translated or modified
BRUCE WAYNE AVOIDED RELATIONSHIPS LIKE A SOLDIER DODGING BULLETS, each attempt adding yet another layer to the armor he wore daily. He didn’t need them, the women, or so he told himself. They entered his life easily — at his own charity galas, where one pretty bird thought she could get a kiss from him by the end of the night. Female admirers who ate up his charming smiles and sharp eyes seemed to flock around him at all times. And those countless girls who were lured in by the Wayne name, the status, the wealth.
And Bruce gave them the attention they craved from him.
The women served their purpose as brief districtions, companions who helped him maintain his public image, but none of them really mattered to him.
They kept the colder side of his bed warm, but never his heart.
It wasn’t that Bruce didn’t want love — some part of him did, but that part was buried under the weight of Batman. Allowing himself to lose the walls around him and find an attachment in a woman wasn't something his alter ego was okay with, not with the way he’d been living. And another part convinced him that his duties as Gotham’s protector, with all his scars and wounds, didn’t make him a possible object for such things. Love and vigilantism didn’t mingle together well.
Maybe that’s why his own sons and personal butler teamed up on him. Batman was a hero to many, but with how much it damaged Bruce’s internal beliefs, it would ruin him soon enough.
It started as something innocent (but it seemed the wolf was clothed in sheep’s wool): Dick, his oldest, had teased him about his non-existent love life during a training session in the Batcave.
The large space was full with flickering lights coming from the monitors and grunts from the fighting men. Sweat filled the air, masculine and strong, but that only indicated to the hard work they were doing. Training wasn’t easy, they liked to train with the maximum intensity ( it was kinda needed, too ) and it showed. From their damp hair and glistening skin to the rippling muscles underneath their clothes.
“You know, Bruce,” his son started when he blocked yet another strike coming from the man in question. A puff of air left his mouth upon the attack. Not fair. “for someone who spends his nights saving people, you sure are terrible at saving yourself from eternal loneliness.”
Bruce delivered another jab, this one directed straight at Dick’s weak point. “Not now, Dick.”
But his son was nothing if not persistent and he always got what he wanted, whether it was with or without serious consequences. “I’m serious. When was the last time you went on a date? And don’t try to tell me you had one on your arm during the last charity event. That doesn’t count.”
Both of them fully knew Bruce’s arm candies were way more interested in his name and money than in his heart and soul. The truth made his jaw muscles tighten at the realization.
“My personal life is irrelevant to my work.”
Dick took the opportunity and circled the older man like a predator catching the prey’s scent of blood. A sweet weakness, that one. He’d be stupid if he didn’t take the chance. “Is it though? I mean, sure, you’re great at taking down supervillains and brooding on top of high rooftops, but even Batman needs a little action sometimes. The different kind of action, of course. Or are you planning to spend the rest of your life married to the job?”
Bruce swiped his right leg toward Dick’s shins, trying to take him down like he was the said supervillain but the acrobat jumped right on time, avoiding Bruce’s attempt with a grin on his face.
He landed on his feet and crossed his arms at his chest, leaning the weight of his body against one leg. The playfulness disappeared from both his voice and expression and instead, seriousness graced him whole. “Seriously, Bruce, even Alfred’s worried. He brought it up the other day while we were decorating the tree. Something about how the manor feels colder than usual this year.”
“The heating system is fine.”
With Jason gone, it was the truth. His second son had this strange relationship with all the members of the family. Off and on. Off and on. No one truly knew where they stood in Jason’s eyes but he made the effort and showed up on Christmas Eve the other year upon receiving Alfred’s invitation.
Bruce doubted he would show up two years in a row.
“That’s not what he meant, and you know it,” Dick pressed, and effectively added more salt into Bruce’s wounds. It stung and it fucking hurt. As much as Batman was ruthless, it didn’t mean the man under the mask was resistant against the pain his life brought. “You’re not getting any younger, B. It wouldn’t kill you to let someone in. And I don’t mean us. Try to meet someone who isn’t friendly with a criminal record.”
The older man could only stare helplessly at the other. Those words his son, partner, spoke were loud, crawling their way into his mind and much to his dismay, his heart as well.
Before he could voice his dismissal, a younger voice called out. It was familiar in a way family tended to be.
“You are wasting your breath, Grayson. Father has neither the time nor the inclination to entertain your nonsense,” his youngest son declared into the space of Batcave, his voice ringing out and echoing every single word. The blood son, Damian Wayne.
The father didn’t even flinch, just let out a deep sigh through his nose. It was as usual between those two, always bickering from Damian’s side and teasing remarks from Dick’s. You could mistake the blood running through their system as one, if not for the physical differences. They were brothers in all but red.
“Damian,” Dick started in that lecturing tone he’d always seemed to use with the younger boy, “when was the last time you saw Bruce here even try to have a social life?”
Damian rolled his eyes, the green disappearing behind his eyelids before they reappeared, rougher than they were. “The so called ‘social life’ you’re referring to consists of women who barely last through dinner. Why would he waste his energy on distractions when Gotham requires his full attention?”
“Because even Batman needs a break. You know, normal human things? Like dating, smiling, not dying alone in this cave surrounded by bats?”
“If Father is content with his choices, who are you to meddle? Unlike you, he does not require constant companionship to validate his existence.”
“Ouch,” Dick put his palm against his heart in a mocking manner, feigning hurt as his lips formed a pout. “You’ve got a real gift for the Christmas spirit, don’t you?”
The younger son narrowed his eyes at his supposed brother. The constant bickering was almost normal in their lives so far, and nothing seemed to be changing any time soon. He had to learn how to live with the excuse of a brother, although he started to form a light liking towards him. He wasn’t so bad. “I only speak the truth,” his green irises flicked to Bruce. “Though it is peculiar he tolerates your interference. Perhaps even Father has realized how pathetic his current romantic life—or lack thereof—appears.”
The object of the conversation let out another sigh, this one loud enough for the boys to hear. Their gazes snapped toward Bruce with accusingly great speed.
“If you two are done debating my personal life, there’s actual work to be done.”
He missed the glance his oldest threw at the youngest. He missed the look filled with amusement and a plan that was already brewing. He missed the nod they gave each other, although Dick’s was more pronounced and determined.
The next few hours were spent creating Bruce’s dating app profile.
The final result was the definition of real sugar daddy vibes. Every detail had been debated (mostly argued over though) and thought through, so to say the boys were satisfied with it was an understatement. The oldest prided in the work, saying how it would get so many women to reply which would eventually lead to the right one. The middle one Dick and Damian (only Dick) dragged into the activity beamed up once the profile was set while the youngest scoffed and scowled during the entire process.
During the next evening, the boys showed the main man his new account.
Bruce was left speechless upon seeing the bright screen flash before his eyes. Not a single word was muttered as he watched his boys showing him the app and explaining how exactly it worked (he’d never used a dating app before all this so bear with him). The main photo on the profile was a candid one of him, the one Cass had taken on a sunny day in the Wayne Manor gardern. He was dressed in a crisp white shirt, the long sleeves rolled up past his elbows as the muscles of his forearms bulged up. The faintest smile tugged at the corner of his lips, the sunlight casting shadows across his sharp features and Bruce had to admit they chose a good photo.
It wasn’t intimidating, but it wasn’t exactly friendly as well. The good old middle.
The boys knew he was convinced to give it a try when he waved them off with a deep sigh slipping past his lips.
The game was on.
It was past the midnight when he lied in his bed, propped against one too many pillows and wondered why he was still scrolling through the damned dating app. It was late—far past the time he should have been out on patrol, but Red Hood and Red Robin got it covered for him.
Bruce wasn’t looking for anything specific, really. If he were honest, this whole situation felt out of place for him. Swiping through the profiles was more like an exercise for his thumb.
First was Madison K. Her profile opened with flashy colors that immediately put Bruce into a doubtful situation. Were all these women going to be like this? Madison was beautiful and her looks screamed professionalism: her makeup was done flawlessly, adorning her bright eyes and full lips. She looked like she belonged on a cover for a fashion magazine, not a dating app. Her bio made his thumb swipe left.
‘Manifesting my best life. CEO of my own happiness. Looking for someone who’s successful, ambitious, and knows how to treat me like a queen.’
The next account’s bio made him grimace and swipe left once again.
‘Looking for someone who can keep me living the dream. If you’re successful, generous, and ready to spoil me, let’s talk.”
At this point, Bruce was ready to delete the dating app his boys set up and enjoy the rest of his night. Most of the profiles he swiped through were simply bland to him. Nothing felt genuine. Right. It was safe to say he was losing the hope Dick had set in him earlier in the evening. Until he stumbled upon your profile.
The account stood out among the others—simple, elegant, but with a certain amount of warmth that seemed genuine. Bruce’s heart skipped a beat once he scrolled further and came across your photo. The picture showed you in a cozy cafe, the one Steph adored so much for their cinnamon roll buns. A soft smile danced on your pretty face, highlighting the curve of your cheeks as you looked off to the side. You captured Bruce in a way the others didn’t.
You looked like a fawn surrounded by hungry wolves. You were admirable while they were craving wealth and status. Two different sides of a coin, but Bruce had already known his pick.
Your bio was sincere, a sight the man liked to see.
‘I enjoy the little moments — finding beauty in the simple things. I believe in kindness, and I’m looking for someone who values honesty and a deep conversation.’
His mind flicked briefly toward the countless hours he spends in the cave, surrounded by work and worries. You seemed like the one who could understand the balance between the quiet and the loud, someone who could exist in both of his worlds without losing that spark you held in your gaze.
Before he could overthink it, Bruce clicked on the “message” button.
Once the screen of your non-existent chat appeared, his mind went blank and all he was capable of was to stare mindlessly at the phone. His fingers hovered over the keyboard, but no words came to him. What did one say to someone like you? He wasn’t used to thinking ahead when it came to women. This was a new field. And he couldn’t screw up.
Finally, his fingers moved before his mind could think of whatever embarrassing thing it was capable of.
> Hey, I noticed your profile and wanted to reach out. There’s something about your words that struck a chord with me. I’d like to know more about you.
And that’s how the two of you started your relationship, or whatever you could call it. Neither of you voiced it as official, but that was okay. He hadn’t expected to feel this way, not so soon. And yet it came at him, crashing like a large wave of emotions every time you were around. You changed everything for him.
Your conversations became the highlight of his days.
His ears perked up every single time without a fail when he heard the soft ‘ping!’ of the notification, already convinced it was from you (and it 98 percent was). Whether it was early in the morning before he started working in the chaotic Wayne Enterprises or late at night when the Batcave was quiet and felt at peace. You were always there with him.
You were thoughtful, generous, and refreshingly kind. You asked him questions that no one else dared to: what he wanted from life, what made him happy, what kept him awake at night. You didn’t flinch at his silence. You didn’t push him to give answers he wasn’t ready to share. You understood him in a way only a few people did.
Piece by piece, he let you into his world — not that part filled with constant danger and threats, but that part that longed for something real.
By the time Christmas approached, Bruce was sure of one thing: he wanted you in his life.
The holiday was just around the corner, filling the air with joy and gratitude as it always did. The snow was blanketing the streets with white powder, and although many people were complaining about the cold, it had its charm.
Christmas had always been about family for Bruce, about gathering around the tree and full table with the people who mattered most. It was lonely at first, after the death of his parents, but over the years, Alfred had made it work. The table was always full of tasty food the kids adored and presents Bruce knew would make them more than happy were neatly waiting for them every morning after Christmas Eve.
This year though, Bruce wanted it to be a little different. He wanted you to be part of it.
You might actually fit into the chaos of the Wayne family — the teasing and playful banters between you, Dick, and Tim would be absolute gold to hear. You probably even could handle Damian’s wit which was something his father would like to see. He could picture you smiling, holding back your own remarks. The idea of you sitting beside him at the long dining table, sharing their traditions, made his chest feel warm in a way he wasn’t used to.
That night, he sent you a message.
> Are you free on Christmas Eve?
Your response came in quickly, as it always did. Bruce’s heart thumped against the bones of his ribs.
> I am. Why?
He hesitated for a bit, overthinking his decision.
> I’d like you to join me for dinner. It’s a family thing but I’d really like for you to be there.
> Are you sure? I don’t want to intrude.
> You wouldn’t be intruding.
Bruce could picture the light frown between your brows and a small smile tugged at the corners of his lips. You often did it unconsciously, never knowing how pretty you looked this way. But even as he pictured your face, a part of him was growing more nervous about the situation. Would you agree to an event this serious? Spend Christmas with him. And his family. Or were you coming up with excuses right now? He wouldn’t blame you.
> Then I’d love to come.
His heart skipped a beat and that night, Bruce went to bed feeling a little lighter than he usually did.
Snow blanketed the long driveway leading up to Wayne Manor and for once, Bruce wasn’t thinking about the pressure of Batman or the chaos the boys would definitely stir up tonight. His attention was entirely focused on the one making your way towards him. He stood just outside the grand entrance, dressed in a dark, perfectly tailored suit that fit him like a glove. The soft crunch of tires on the white powder alerted him to your arrival, and as your car pulled up, Bruce started to feel the nervousness. He adjusted his tie with a single hand.
When you stepped out, his breath caught.
You were breathtakingly beautiful. Dressed in an inky black that hugged your figure in all the right places, the fabric shimmered under the outdoor lights of the mansion. The smile you gave him when your eyes met melted all the nerves that had been harboring in his system. He was finally calm and composed, for what seemed like the first time in the evening.
“You’re early,” Bruce pointed out softly when you walked up the stairs to meet him in front of the door, and his eyes sparkled with little stars at the sight of you. How did he get so lucky? “You look stunning, by the way.”
“I didn’t want to keep you waiting. And thank you. You clean up well, too, Bruce.”
Your gaze held a playful edge in it as you accepted his hand, locking your palm around his bulging biceps and squeezing warmly. The touch added the missing piece of the puzzle Bruce was trying to solve while his cheeks warmed a rosy pink under your influence without any hesitation. The gesture felt natural, like it always belonged there.
The two of you approached the doors of the manor in a shared silence, although it didn’t feel a bit awkward. You took a moment to take in the place. It was like something out of your childhood dreams — tall, arched windows glowing with the soft light of a dozen garlands lining the entryway. The faint hum of holiday music and the occasional sound of laughter echoed through the manor.
It was Bruce’s home.
“Do you always go this big for Christmas?” you voiced a question that's been sitting on your mind since the moment you saw the large Christmas tree from the entryway to Bruce’s living room. Decorated with lots of ornaments, it looked lovely, accompanied by a heap of presents.
“Alfred insists,” admitting with a soft chuckle, Bruce rubbed the nape of his neck as he led you deeper into his home. “And the boys like the holidays. I want them to have the best.”
The scent of pine and cinnamon enveloped your senses the further you moved. The sounds grew louder, too. You awe made him feel lighter somehow. The dining room at Wayne Manor was nothing short of spectacular this night, with the long mahogany table adorned with a dozen of flickering candles and plates of food that looked like it belonged in a holiday spread for a cookbook.
You were sitting beside Bruce (he kind of insisted anyway), your hand occasionally brushing against his. He helped you settle into the chair which earned a teasing glance from Dick. Speaking of his oldest son, he was sitting across from you with an easy grin that told you some questions would come your way sooner or later. Tim was at Dick’s right, while Damian occupied the chair from the other side of his father.
The evening was more than successful in your opinion. Steph asked you about your favorite literature, while Tim quizzed you on trivia about Gotham (which you surprisingly got all right). Damian, after much persistence from Dick, shared a story about his latest art project, though he kept glancing at you as if trying to gauge your reaction.
Through it all, Bruce remained by your side.
When the night finally came to an end, and everyone drifted to their own space of the manor, Bruce walked you to the entrance with a gentle hand against the small of your back.
“Thank you,” his gaze met yours as he handed you your coat, effortlessly helping you slip your arms into the sleeves. “For coming tonight. For putting up with them.”
You gifted him with the most precious kind of a present; your smile, smaller hands reaching up to adjust the collar of his dark suit. “Of course. They’re wonderful, Bruce. I enjoyed myself tonight.”
For a man who othen found himself at loss for words when it came to talking in emotions, Bruce found himself smiling softly with his heart feeling lighter than it had in years. Because for the first time, Christmas didn’t feel like an obligation. It felt like a new beginning.
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In a wicked good ending au where Elphaba does a Révolution and gets an actual position of power (like president or high ranking mister or smt) I know I KNOW Glinda and Fiyero would looooove to be the eye candy pending on her arm. They are both really socially involved and have important high earning jobs but whenever elphaba has a charity gala or a business dinner or smt they SPRINT back home because they have to put on their campy-ass extra cunty extra stupid dresses that would be absolute EYESORES on anyone else. They strut in the room with their color coordinated outfits and their sharp green eyeliner and they charm envoys and royals and business magnates and then they flounce back to their dearest "Elphie" with the happiest grins in world. They went to the exact same tanning place and they have the exact same amounts of cleavage showing. There are magazines FULL of pictures of "the president scandalous little bimbos" where they wear the exact same heart-shaped pink glasses.
This is all very bad for elphaba because finding the time to fuck them both at very important political events is HARD and TIRING and DANGEROUS because they are very often stupid and DO NOT LOCK THE DOORS. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I CAN'T BE CAUGHT GOING DOWN ON YOU IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM BY THE CHANCELLOR. AGAIN. OH MY FUCKING GOD
#and they can't just fuck each other because they consider each other besties and they get seasick if you dare propose something like that#wicked the musical#wicked#gliyeraba#gelphie#fiyeraba#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#fiyero tigelaar
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