#candied ginkyo nut
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(Broken rosewood utensil on the table)
Young master: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know
Food souls: .......
Yangzhou: I did, I broke it--
Young master: No, no you didn't. Who broke it. Yipin?
Yipin: Don't look at me, look at Sir Longjing
Longjing: What? I didn't break it.
Yipin: Huh, how did you even know it was broken?
Longjing: Because it's sitting right in front of us. And it's broken.
Yipin: Huh, suspicious.
Longjing: No, it's not??
Crab in orange: Not that it matters but Teacher Ginkyo was the last one to use it.
Ginkyo: !? Liar, I don't use any of those utensils!
Crab in orange: Oh really? But then why were you near the kitchen where the utensils were stored at?
Ginkyo: I was there to take back my own utensils. Everyone knows that, Crab in orange
Yangzhou: Okay let's not fight, I broke it let me pay it back, young master.
Young master: No, who broke it?
Candied Hawthorn: (walks over and whispers) Master, Stinky Perch has been awfully quiet.
Stinky Perch: !? Huh?! But, but, I....
(Fighting ensues)
Young master: I broke it. I got tired of utensil farming so I dropped it and then called them over. It's a waste of a good utensil but hey, at least things are getting lively around here again :')
#the tale of food#tale of food#yipin pot#longjing shrimp#crab in orange#candied ginkyo nut#yangzhou rice#candied hawthorn#stinky perch#all these characters are characters I use often#yipin and longjing are constantly fighting for the same crit dmg set and most of the times longjing is the one who wins#not like any of them crit anyways ._.#oh the dream to have a full rosewood set sobs#▪︎ edits
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