#can't stand scarjo

[valalice]

alice do we love natasha romanoff

need her to dom me tbh

[persephoneascends]

Hot take / unpopular opinion, but hey it's my 2 cents that you never asked for, for free.

The It Ends with Us marketing fiasco is a lot of miscommunication, misogyny, and downright horrible commentary.

Accusing Blake Lively of "wanting a relationship" or "falling in love" with her co-star/ co-producer is just archaic. Sexist to the extreme.

What I saw in the texts was a professional and experienced woman, navigating a male-dominated industry. She's been continually made out as a controlling villain. But, why? Because she asked to see the dailies in advance? Because she made costume suggestions? Because she asked to have the creative opportunity to re-write diologue in scenes... and the patronizing response she received from Justin was him complimenting her on her "passion". No, she is a grown-woman, seasoned actress, mother, wife doing her job. Not a girl needing a pat on the head for her lemonade stand sales.

Bringing up her past relationships and accusing her of being a homewrecker, when this is obviously a professional disagreement/creative dispute/hostile work environment, is some kind of 1950s-era propaganda horror story.

No, she did not steal Ryan Reynolds from Scarjo. He is a grown man and made his own decisions. As 2 consenting adults, they entered and formed their own relationship. Perhaps the timeline isn't mathing, I'm not sure. But it doesn't matter either way because we weren't there and we're not in the relationship. And besides, back in the day, they used to say Scarjo stole Ryan from Alanis Morissette. This is women shaming 101. "Curse her and her vile ways, she'll steal your husband while you sleep."

More to write on this later.

But for now I'm ending this by sharing that you can't make me hate on someone for saying hey i have a voice, I have ideas, I am a competent and talented employee.

[youremyheaven]

hiii your explanations are so succinct and easy to spot. may i ask from your pov what the difference is between SD, FN and SN? like, i have a really hard time telling them apart on not extremely athletic or curvy women & i wonder if you could give some examples & what the main visual cues could be?

Moderate sized people are harder to type, I agree. The people who are easiest to type are those who are extreme examples of their own ID. But since there's 8 billion people on this planet, there's going to be a lot of variety and diversity and people who look like a mix of several things.

The easiest way to identify a Natural type (SN or FN) is by looking for width. Now "width" is the most misunderstood Kibbe term of all time. But it's really not that complicated at all.

(Left: Julia Roberts, verified FN

Right: Kat Dennings, verified SN)

Both these women are Natural types and when you look at them, you do not register them as "curvy". You just see their frame. They do not look "voluptuous" in any way. Nothing on their body stands out. Not their breasts or their hips. Especially with Kat, who is known for having a large bust, you can't see them at all in the above dress.

However, while Julia looks visibly tall and "strong" with her shoulders, arms and body, Kat looks more soft and visibly shorter. They are FN and SN respectively.

(Left: Jennifer Lawrence, verified FN

Right: Sofia Vergara, verified SD)

Compare these two looks. Both of them are wearing strapless gowns that show no cleavage. Yet, you can just tell that Sofia is voluptuous. By looking at her body, even when its fully covered, Sofia's breasts and hips are very pronounced and prominent. This is what is meant by "double curve" or "curve accomodation". Her body's structure itself is curved so its visible through her outfit.

Whereas with JLaw, even though she has a moderately big bust, you cant really tell with this outfit. Again, nothing on her body stands out in any way. You can only see her frame.

(Left: Jane Fonda, verified SN

Right: Brooke Shields, verified FN)

Again, the shape of their body does not stand out in these form fitting dresses. Their mid-section looks "wide"; they do not have a small defined waist. They are both Naturals. However Jane looks shorter and "softer" than Brooke, hence she's an SN. Brooke has strong shoulders, arms and visibly looks very tall and strong. She has a typical supermodel build. She is an FN.

now lets compare these two

Christina Hendricks is a verified SD & ScarJo is a verified SN

Even though both of them have covered their bust, its very obvious with Christina that she has big breasts. The shape of her bust and hips stands out, accentuated by her small defined waist.

Meanwhile with ScarJo, nothing on her body stands out and you cant really tell that she's busty.

There are many Natural types who have big breasts but you can't tell they do unless they go out of their way to show some cleavage. A curve dominant type (R/TR/SD) does not have to do this because their curves break the line of their frame and are thus, very prominent.

when she shows cleavage, its apparent that ScarJo has big breasts but when she doesn't, you can't tell at all if she has big breasts or not.

(L to R)

Doris Day, verified SN

Cameron Diaz, verified FN

Anita Ekberg, verified SD

by looking at their faces you can tell that they all give off very different vibes.

Doris has a very sweet harmonious face where no individual feature stands out. She looks like the nice girl in class who you could borrow a pen from.

Cameron has a more badass-esque look, so she looks tougher than Doris. All her features are very balanced tho. She looks like a model or like someone who you could cast in an action movie.

Anita has a bigger nose and lips, long eye shape, a strong jaw. All her features are slightly bigger, sharper and more prominent. She looks like she's about to seduce you. She also looks older and more womanly.

Doris has Natural, Classic essence

Cameron has Romantic, Natural & Classic essence

Anita has Romantic & Dramatic essence

[eva-knits12]

Is it just me, or is everyone just pissed off and exhausted?

I feel like after having yet another 5 million articles about Trollface this weekend, I'm am just pissed off and exhausted like everyone else. The only good thing is that they're getting buried as fast they come out.

Someone tell me that Trollface wearing a replica of ScarJo's red dress at ScarJo's holiday party wasn't planned. It was, the pap walk before the breakup was planned. All because Trollba can't stand NOT getting attention for even one second.

I understand the need to hide from the world. Like I said, this girls a narcissist.

Meg, please please please release the BUA. You've held it hostage for too damn long!

In 2024, I don't want to see her again, I don't want to hear anything about her again, I don't want to see or hear anything about this PR stunt. I just want to Chris happy, at peace, and loving life. I wonder if that's too much to ask at this point.

I just don't have the mental energy for this shitshow anymore. Trollface makes me nauseated, she exhausts me, and sucks all of the life and energy out of me simply by looking at her. She disgusts me, she's a disgusting person. It's the narcissism, the racism, the antisemitism, the fatphobia, the neo-nazism. When this was called out, she threw a tantrum in the shower. Funny how the GP is now calling her out. She even offended 9/11 victims, immigrants, mocked US immigration laws, and marriage, she's pissed off an entire fandom and she's pissed off an entire family. She even used Dodger in all of this! Come on, we've all seen her shower strip tease, and to do it on a platform that millions of minors use on a daily basis. Who's the pedophile now?

Here's to hoping we NEVER have to hear anything about her in 2024.

Chris, I just want to see him happy and free from all of this.

[elibabayblog]

Why not me?

'Why only thing you wanted to know was why? Why didn't he love you the way he loved her.'

You think as you watched him and her kiss and cuddle from afar. You knew she was using him but he never bothered to listen. It hurt you because you were in love with him and you knew you couldn't have him.

"Hey y/n? What you thinking about?" Scarlett asked you.

"Thomas, I just can't help it. I want him and it hurts me to know that I can't have him," you tell her looking away to cry in your hands.

She conforts you before leaving you to confront Tom. She walks up to him and she grabs his arm.

"Seriously Hiddleston, what's fucking wrong with you?" She says as Taylor steps in front of him.

"Who are you and why are you touching him?" She asks Scarlett.

"Girllll, don't make me drag you," she says to Taylor.

"I got this ScarJo," you tell her pulling her back from Taylor.

"Thomas can we talk in private?" You ask him.

"No, if you need me Taylor is coming with me," he says.

"Okay, fine. It doesn't matter anyway. Nevermind," you say walking away.

You leave without anyone noticing.

You- i left don't look for me, i went home

ScarJo💋🔥❤️- did taylor tell you som.. imma kill her🔪🔪🔪🔪

You- no thomas wants to bring her with him when i wanted to talk so i said nevermind

ScarJo💋🔥❤️- alright ill deal with him later luv u bestieeee💋💋💋💋💋

You- lov u to ScarJo❤️💋

You look at the emojis as you send them tears streaming down your face as you walk home. Next thing you know as you wait for a taxi when a car rides through a puddle of water and completely soaks your dress.

"Fuck!"

You look and you take off your heels and walk home.

~one hour later~

You get home and open the door. You walk into the bathroom and you look into the mirror and you wonder why? You had tears streaming down your face. You looked under the sink in the cabinet and you saw it. Your razor, it brought back all the memories of college and high school every bad thing that had happened to you had been accompanied with this razor. You hadn't used it since you met Tom. You go to pull it out and you hear your phone ring from your bedroom.

"Hello," you softly spoke, not wanting to give away that you had been crying.

"Hi y/n," someone spoke into the phone.

"Tom? Why are you calling me, I don't want to speak to you anymore," you told him while getting angrier and more upset towards him.

"I'm sorry I treated you like that, I just want my best friend back," he tells you hoping that you will some back to him.

'Best friend, that's all I'm ever going to he is a best friend to him nothing more and much less.'

"Why? What could have happened that made you have a change of heart so sudden?" You asked him.

"I just talked to Scarlett," he tells you.

"Why did you never tell me you loved me y/n?" He asked you.

"I don't know, maybe because everytime i wanted to have a fucking conversation with you, you always wanted Taylor around," you tell him.

"I'm sorry, can you forgive me?" He asks you.

"I don't know, you really hurt me Tom," you replied.

"Well do me a favor and open your door for me," he asks.

You get up off the floor in the bathroom and you go open your door unaware that you still had your razor in your hand. He walks inside and is chest to chest with you.

"I'm sorry y/n," he repeats.

"I know Tom," you say.

He looks at your hand and he spots your razor.

"What the fuck were you going to do with this?" He questions.

"Nothing, I was thinking about cutting again. But I didn't wanna start all over I've come to far," you tell him.

"Okay, because I'd hate to lose you," he says smiling in your face like an idiot.

"I love you y/n. Always have always will," he tells you.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier Tom?" You ask him.

"I never thought that you felt the same way. So I dated Taylor in order to get my mind off of you. But it seems like the more I tried to love her the further I drifted from you. I don't wanna lose you," he speaks.

You smile at his reply. You stand on your tippy toes and you kiss him. He kisses you back instantly, wrapping his arms around your waist.

"I love you to Thomas. Always have always will," you tell him, using his words against him.

[blue-eyed-bloodstains]

Do you know anyone who always makes themselves out to be the victim? HAHAHAHAHHAAAA...yep! umm got a pen and paper?? mostly my mom. nuff said.

Have you ever wished you had been born the opposite sex? I mean not like that, ya know? more like "would my life have been different HAD I been born different?"

What were some of your favorite books your parents read to you as a child? I can't really remember "bedtime stories" per se, but childhood stories...? of course all the typical nursery rhymes, then again as I was an adult and found Andrew "Dice" Clay (stand up comic back in the 80s/90s) and heard his new renditions...can never hear them the same again lmao

Have you ever been insulted or called names by a significant other? okay this is different given its by a significant other right..? ummm really not to my face, but cheating and seeing who I was cheated on with I think pretty much says it :|

What’s your favorite movie battle scene? oh god given I've never been huge into your usual action movies...umm most of mine to be honest? anything in the REAL Bourne movies..aka with Matt Damon, and yes that includes the whatever you wanna call it yeaars after the Renner one aka Bourne 4...when Matt was brought back? he still got it!

Do you drink more frequently than once a week? heh used to...let's not go there

Do you have any step-grandparents? umm yeah always have...one's passed, the other is still alive...

What is something popular that you refuse to participate in? TikTok dances...I mean I finally caved and downloaded the app itself, I just can't dance for shit XD sooo yeah won't see me trying any...except for the Applebees one since I worked there twice so it hits close to home and I may or may not have damn near memorized those moves off the commercial from tik tokers :P

Do you oftentimes find it difficult to relate to other peoples’ feelings? a lot...especially when it's those who "say" they can relate but first of all, not in your circumstances...two, as far as just in general? yeah I can relate wayy more on so much shit than they know, whether deep shit or just usual day to day..so...it varies. depends on the person and situation, including how I meet them...

What’s a common misconception about your country? oh lord lol I've seen so many memes about this, especially between us and Brits umm..the food. by all means, ours are so bad for you but from what I've seen recipe/custom "snack" or whatever wise? umm...we gotta talk lol and I got a bff from the UK and we constantly debate about this so I have inside info! XD

How far away do you live from the house you grew up in? oh god I moved around so much but my main one? 1 hr 56 mn drive, not sure if that's counting traffic lol

Have you ever been to a same-sex wedding? first of all, define "wedding"...but no but by all means get me my dress and I'm there!

Who takes care of your pet(s) when you’re out of town? I'm ALWAYS home since he's gone more than he's home so...our cat is well taken care of trust me. and she is a hellion given he's gone more than he's home so since I'm here, she takes it out on me :|

Do you practice meditation? Never

What’s your favorite Marvel movie? Black Widow is one right...? my bff constantly cosplays as her cause she loves ScarJo so yes...although I've always wanted to f*** Rob Downey Jr. sooo I guess Iron Man is mine? XD

What was the last thing you wrote down on paper? doc appointments to write on the calendar

What’s the population of your hometown? hard to answer given I moved around so much

Have you ever eaten Cajun food? What about Creole food? no I've never been a fan of spicy food to begin with but I have severe health issues that literally don't let me anyway

If you’ve had both, which cuisine do you prefer? look above

Did you have a Walkman when you were a kid? fuck yeah! who didn't? we were all trying to get one that had "no skip" so while we were on the bus we could have at least one song before we got to school!

What’s the most difficult experience you and a significant other have gone through together? umm...cheating. and it's ex. thank god...

What are your siblings’ names and ages? I've said this before..I have a stepsis by marriage who's Kayla and she's my age she's just two months before me lol...not gonna get into my sperm donor "half" brother....

What’s your favorite recipe you’ve come up with? I never have Have you ever worn false eyelashes? never

Do you pay much attention to local news? no I make it a point not to for the most part but I catch it every now and then

Have you ever attempted to pick a lock? Did you succeed? no but my fiance and I watch channels on Youtube that tell you how to lol

When did you last dust the baseboards in your home? next...

Do you prefer Japanese or Korean cuisine? Japanese.

What’s something you have zero tolerance for? animal abuse, domestic violence, child abuse, rape...

Do you know anyone who could be described as a religious fundamentalist? No

What was the last act of self-care you did for yourself? getting coffee for myself while he was at work

What grammar mistake do you find the most irritating? all of them

What will you be buying the next time you go grocery shopping? snacks aka junk food as always

Do you drink soda often? for the most part yeah

[arrowedaim-blog]

i’m listening to renn/er’s songs out of curiousity and well, i’m conflicted

[anxiousblkgirl]

i deserve annet mahendru as natasha romanoff and russell harvard as clint barton but the universe hates me

[tim-hoe-wan]

The industry always want nice girls who never complain and suck it up, well I think there should be more women like Flo, Anya, JLaw, ScarJo (for the Disney dispute) who are very willing to not be miss nice girl when they know they're getting trampled down by a toxic industry ran by vicious people.

That would be a dream but I'm afraid as long as the most praise gets Taylor Swift for doing bare minimum and talking more than actually doing anything or create problem out of nothing - women who stand up for herself will always be called up unprofessional bitch. I see a lot of people talking about how Olivia is female director that's why she's tearing apart and Flo isn't feminist because of her behavior. Sad people can't defend her without bringing down other woman. It's like they always have to pick side and don't realize truth is somewhere in the middle.

White feminism or whichever feminism Olivia and her brand stands for has truly made the false notion that criticizing or calling out women is misogyny. Just say you want to be an asshole on main and don’t want to be called for it by hiding behind your womanhood.

[scottsumrners]

This is going to be a little obscure and will hopefully make sense, but do you remember years ago when the Supergirl tv show came out and The Avengers was still relatively popular (the Marvel brainrot was exceedingly strong to the point that literally anything DC did was seen as bad in comparison (DC does do bad shit sometimes but that's besides the point I'm going to make)). I remember when Scarjo was on SNL and they did a whole parody sketch that was like "WHAT IF BLACK WIDOW HAD A SHOW THAT WAS LIKE THAT STUPID SUPERGIRL SHOW?" And had Black Widow being girly and going through boy drama and being an awkward girl and it was all very clearly a stab at Supergirl, but as people pointed out they're two very different characters. Supergirl has usually been a little more lighthearted than some, whereas Black Widow is a character who is an assassin with a tragic past. But we got to female characters, gotta compare them somehow! They can't be two different characters in two diffrent tonal settings, that's crazy! Anyway I bring this up because the She Hulk show reminds me of what Marvel/Marvel fans were making fun of Supergirl for, except the She Hulk show AND characterization is somehow way worse than what Supergirl churned out. I'm not saying Supergirl the show or character was perfect or anything, but with most of those DC properties there's at least a modicum of genuineness and willingness to try different tones, whereas Marvel has to carry this edge of irony and self awareness to the point of always making fun of itself regardless of the character or movie/show, and with what they did with Jennifer/She Hulk it seems especially hypocritical of how bizarrely sexist and poor written it is. I hope this made sense.

i didn't watch the skit, but i definitely know what you mean. the dc shows definitely have many faults, and supergirl went off the rails when it switched to the CW, but at least it was always committed to being a superhero show. there is never a "we know you think this is cringey, we agree! *wink wink nudge nudge*" that seems so prevalent with all of marvel's shows and movies. like that scene in the black widow movie when jennifer lawrence's failed clone does the "superhero landing" and then immediately shudders like it was embarrassing.... that's not being genre-savvy, it's just having contempt to your audience/your product. like... at least DCTV knows they are making superhero content, not "[x] genre with superheroes in it", which is what marvel tricked people into thinking they have been doing

and the she-hulk thing sucks soooo bad because like. a character breaking the fourth wall should be something that stands out, but when EVERY character acts the same way, there is no point! it's just bad writing! actually at this point "it's just bad writing" should be the marvel logo

[eggplantgirlwonder]

Being a Clint Barton Fan is like Being That One Beatles Fan Who Is Constantly Trying to Tell You About Ringo's First Solo Album

Picture this internet. Sicily, 1912... Okay. It's 2012. The first Avengers movie has come out in theaters. Marvel Comics turns to a man named Matt Fraction and goes, "Yo, we need to do a cash-grab on this movie. Write us a limited series about the archer guy or something, okay? But, like, it's just Clint Barton, he shoots a paleolithic weapon at literal gods and aliens, no need to go crazy over it or anything." And Matt Fraction was like, "Say no more, chief. I hear exactly what you’re asking for. *WINK*"

Cut to the 2012-2015 Hawkeye series being one of the most critically acclaimed and beloved comic runs in recent history. It makes you deeply care about 2 different characters named Hawkeye, neither of whom are Alan Alda. Fraction’s work plays with non-linear storytelling, explores and plays with visual media to produce issues told entirely from the perspective of a dog’s sense of smell and spent over a year studying and working with the deaf community to accurately depict American Sign Language in a visual format. There’s a Hurricane Sandy issue that I love to death; a Paw Patrol parody; the greatest use of censored nudity in all of comic books. Basically, it's got everything you could want: pathos, violence, PIZZA DOG, and a surprising amount of bros in tracksuits. So understandably, the people reading this series are like, "Wow! I sure love Clint Barton, human disaster and master archer. The potential of this character has been explored in ways I'd never have expected given I have only been exposed to him in a movie series that brainwashed him for 80% of his screen time! Can't wait to see how they explore this character in the new Avengers movie coming out in 2015 with all this source material to pull from!"

Enter Joss Whedon. Who is like, "Haha, bitch, you thought." Age of Ultron gives Clint Barton more screen time than he’s ever had before! … And it gives him a farm (?) and a family (??), and looks at you and is like, "That's - that's what you wanted, right?" The narrative explanation to transform Barton away from his comic origins into a family man is justified by Whedon with an argument that is something along the lines of, "The characters needed to be reminded of what they were fighting for with Clint’s wife and kids." Because, as we all know, super heroes regularly forget that people exist by giving birth to others, and also that people tend to love one another, and that’s why it'd really suck if the world ended when you could do something about it.

(This specific narrative complaint against Age of Ultron is understandably forgotten in the face of Whedon's other more egregious narrative sin, which was to take the Only Girl on the team and transform her character motivation from the previous movie which was, "I am a solitary agent, wary of love and companionship because I have murdered, like, A LOT of people and my redemption can only come through self-work," into a super fun "I am not a full person because I can't give you babies and it's going to take a man to make me realize there might be a better way." Which, like, I'm not saying that Whedon took that route with Natasha's character as a way to work out his rage that ScarJo became pregnant during filming, complicating stunt work, buuuuuuuuut. I look at his track record with previous pregnant actresses - hi Charisma Carpenter - and similar character assassination and go, "HM." Allegedly.)

But I digress. Movie-Clint Barton is a family man, and not a down-on-his-luck, New York neighborhood Robin Hood just trying his best. Any influence from the Fraction comics, or literally any prior piece of comic media featuring him is unlikely to be explored within the movie universe. Horrible goblin people, like me, who can only self-produce dopamine for fictional men if they are human disasters (and wear purple) are disappointed, but resigned to this "clearly gonna be killed off some day" family man fate for the character.

But the series progresses, and Clint Barton escapes death somehow. And now we are here. And somehow. 9 years later. We are getting a Hawkeye TV series. And the trailer has a tracksuit mafia. A Hamilton-parody about Steve Rogers. A truly impressive amount of footage of idiot-humans-named-Clint-and-Kate causing themselves thoroughly reckless bodily harm. THERE’S A DOG I STRONGLY SUSPECT LIKES PIZZA. So I stand before you shouting into the internet ether to please love my idiot archers because I think we are finally, finally getting a fraction of Fraction. Please watch it (or preferably pirate it, because the House of Mouse is corporate creative cancer, but whatever) and let me have a lot of feeling at you, friends.

[youngsamberg]

You're right I can't stand scarjo too but Kate stole the movie but anyway let's move on... Last holiday with Queen Latifah is sooo good also nappily ever after is cuute🥺 and also set it up with Lucy Liu is just amazing, she looks like a queen in there

i loved set it up!

[margokesses]

Scarlett Johansson --- I can't stand her

Scarjo is disgusting i don't like her at all. She's racist and supports w**dy a**en

[elibabayblog]

Why not me

'Why only thing you wanted to know was why? Why didn't he love you the way he loved her.'

You think as you watched him and her kiss and cuddle from afar. You knew she was using him but he never bothered to listen. It hurt you because you were in love with him and you knew you couldn't have him.

"Hey y/n? What you thinking about?" Scarlett asked you.

"Thomas, I just can't help it. I want him and it hurts me to know that I can't have him," you tell her looking away to cry in her arms.

She conforts you before leaving you to confront Tom. She walks up to him and she grabs his arm.

"Seriously Hiddleston, what's fucking wrong with you?" She says as Taylor steps in front of him.

"Who are you and why are you touching him?" She asks Scarlett.

"Girllll, don't make me drag you," she says to Taylor.

"I got this ScarJo," you tell her pulling her back from Taylor.

"Thomas can we talk in private?" You ask him.

"No, if you need me Taylor is coming with me," he says.

"Okay, fine. It doesn't matter anyway. Nevermind," you say walking away.

You leave without anyone noticing.

You- i left don't look for me, i went home

ScarJo💋🔥❤️- did taylor tell you som.. imma kill her🔪🔪🔪🔪

You- no thomas wants to bring her with him when i wanted to talk so i said nevermind

ScarJo💋🔥❤️- alright ill deal with him later luv u bestieeee💋💋💋💋💋

You- lov u to ScarJo❤️💋

You look at the emojis as you send them tears streaming down your face as you walk home. Next thing you know as you wait for a taxi when a car rides through a puddle of water and completely soaks your dress.

"Fuck!"

You look and you take off your heels and walk home.

~one hour later~

You get home and open the door. You walk into the bathroom and you look into the mirror and you wonder why? You had tears streaming down your face. You looked under the sinister in the cabinet and you saw it. Your razor, it brought back all the memories of college and high school every bad thing that had happened to you had been accompanied with this razor. You hadn't used it since you met Tom. You go to pull it out and you hear your phone ring from your bedroom.

"Hello," you softly spoke, not wanting to give away that you had been crying.

"Hi y/n," someone spoke into the phone.

"Tom? Why are you calling me, I don't want to speak to you anymore," you told him while getting angrier and more upset towards him.

"I'm sorry I treated you like that, I just want my best friend back," he tells you hoping that you will some back to him.

'Best friend, that's all I'm ever going to he is a best friend to him nothing more and much less.'

"Why? What could have happened that made you have a change of heart so sudden?" You asked him.

"I just talked to Scarlett," he tells you.

"Why did you never tell me you loved me y/n?" He asked you.

"I don't know, maybe because everytime i wanted to have a fucking conversation with you, you always wanted Taylor around," you tell him.

"I'm sorry, can you forgive me?" He asks you.

"I don't know, you really hurt me Tom," you replied.

"Well do me a favor and open your door for me," he asks.

You get up off the floor in the bathroom and you go open your door unaware that you still had your razor in your hand. He walks inside and is chest to chest with you.

"I'm sorry y/n," he repeats.

"I know Tom," you say.

He looks at your hand and he spots your razor.

"What the fuck were you going to do with this?" He questions.

"Nothing, I was thinking about cutting again. But I didn't wanna start all over I've come to far," you tell him.

"Okay, because I'd hate to lose you," he says smiling in your face like an idiot.

"I love you y/n. Always have always will," he tells you.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier Tom?" You ask him.

"I never thought that you felt the same way. So I dated Taylor in order to get my mind off of you. But it seems like the more I tried to love her the further I drifted from you. I don't wanna lose you," he speaks.

You smile at his reply. You stand on your tippy toes and you kiss him. He kisses you back instantly, wrapping his arms around your waist.

"I love you to Thomas. Always have always will," you tell him, using his words against him.

[cherrymoonvol6]

some avengers endgame Thoughts cause i saw the movie yesterday and can't stop thinking about it

of course..... spoilers ahead

nebula and tony playing!!!! i just love how nebula's personality comes through without it being ooc

also... nebula carefully sitting tony up. she Cares so much :(

steve immediately going to tony :( like im a stucky kind of gal but holy shit i love them

which was completely erased in the next scene where tony drags steve up and down and after that passes out, which is a confrontation Mood

i wonder how they made tony look so skinny and sick. if it was cgi then i applaud them cause it looked so good

the way they killed thanos so fucking quickly here... i don't know how to feel lmao. like cutting the gauntlet arm and then slicing his neck... that's what we were all screaming at them during infinity war. it's good to see them learn from their mistakes, i guess ?

(can't remember the order in which things happen from now so forgive me if i make a mistake)

i told my sister "that's one of the russos!!!!!" so it took me ten seconds to realize that the russo was the gay character everyone was talking about (i thought it would be fury for no other reason than it being shocking and fury having very little to do with the plot, but)

and steve being supportive of that :( man out of time said gay rights!

carol's new hair!! holy shit!!!!!

rocket insinuating carol has been experimenting with more hairstyles... i would like to see it

don't think i missed that carol x rhodey nod. i support it.

don't wanna say it now... for now ill just state: i love what they're doing with natasha in the movie. she truly feels like a friend to steve. like that small gesture of her sliding the plate towards steve is just so domestic and beautiful! it really makes her feel so human and complex at the end. i was so worried about her being wasted but i loved her throughout the film

it was a fucking rat who got scott out. i have to laugh.

also is that the guy from that old "gayyyyy" meme????

cassie is all grown up!!!!!! i can't even imagine how hard it had been for her

also what happened to her mom? and the stepdad??? are they fine????? i hope so

i was hoping we would get more tony as a dad in this movie and it delivered!! tony is so fucking good with kids. the bond between him and morgan was so well portrayed

also the place they live in is so cozy and that's what he deserves

when steve stepped down the car in that black outfit with the leather jacket on i gasped... he's fucking gorgeous

i kept wanting him and tony to kiss lmao tf is wrong with me

OKAY my hawkeye rights. i missed him so much

the stylish subtitles on the middle of the screen felt like too much. this isn't a tumblr gifset honey, just write them down!

thinking about the whole clintasha conversation really foreshadows the whole thing. natasha cares so deeply about clint and really puts his needs before hers. it's so beautiful to see

honestly... my clintasha rights!

i think the hulk/bruce scene was kinda endearing but then the ant man banter dragged on for toooo long

the dab i YELLED. these poor kids have to stand this man on 2023 pulling out 2016 trends to appear Hip and Cool

fat thor...... i hate how it was handled. hate it so fucking much.

new asgard! that's so cute. i hope that's on norway

miek and korg are alive!!!!

the thought of thor insulting a possibly 14 year old on fortnight is too much for me. it sounds like bad fanon talk. i still laughed (bc noobmaster69??? that's fucking hilarious)

tonys reaction to i love you 3000 is so beautiful. like the way he looks taken aback and so happy. i love irondad

steve in a white shirt and jeans!!!! i gasped again. he's delivering, the fucking model

i know they were like, barely being decent to each other again, but i still wanted my stony hug:(

when they're discussing their infinity stones memories and natasha and tony are laying down together on a table???? adorable. amazing.

also why tf didn't nebula said the soul stone required a sacrifice??? i thought that's what she got from gamora dying in volmir

as soon as natasha and clint arrived to volmir i began chanting "nonononononononono"

fuckkdjdksndk fucking nebula. cue to more nononono chanting

rhodey knocking out quill with a single hit is the funniest scene in the movie

clintasha calling on bullshit on the sacrifice thing was also quite funny

the forehead touch :((( im so weak! so sad!

clintasha literally fighting each other to be each other's sacrifice!!!! kill me now!!!!

jeez now i can finally say it: scarjo shined so fucking much on this movie!!!! her delivery was amazing, i really felt a connection between her and the avengers, it really showed her growth during the five year time jump. she fucking killed it. she did her best and she's the best black widow we could've ever gotten.

clint mourning her :((((( probably the third time i cried during the movie

thor's panic attack being used for cheap laughs was the most uncomfortable moment for me... or any scene where people only saw thor as Fat and Lazy (basically, two thirds of the movie)

the freya + thor reunion was so sweet though!

okay. okay. hear me out. tony was on a very serious mission to regain an infinity stone. and the first thing he does is check out steve's ass. and aknowledge how glorious it is. i couldn't believe what i was watching!!!!!! like that actually fucking happened. consider me a fully formed stony bitch.

and scott joining in to say it was "america's ass" ???? poetic cinema

so it's canon that everyone checks out steve's ass and appreciates it as a national treasure. that's all i never thought id needed.

steve saying "hail hydra" i YELLED. it was a nice nod to the whole "cap is a nazi" mess

and steve fighting himself... hot

using his bucky trauma to shock himself is :/// but also :((((

i loved that for one moment i knew everyone on the theatre was staring at steve's ass

and steve being appreciative of his own butt!!!! ok that's all i have to say about steve's ass

i loved the reminder that thor was still kinda goofy back in avengers 1, for everyone who says taika completely changed his character. and the little tony + thor moment was adorable

"howard..... potts" i can understand tony being a mess but how did howard not suspect of anything??? elevator lady took one look of steve's face and all of her alarms started ringing

peggy carter... ive missed my wife so much

did peggy marry souza. i hope she did. steve tf are you doing staring at a married woman (jk)

clint kicking the stones away as soon as bruce is done with the snap is the biggest mood

also... the hell was scott looking at that made him think it had worked? just... more birds outside? i was really curious

the irony of the only avenger without superpowers being left with the stones

"i know you" *hands out stones* how can you not love clint, he's so pure

nebula killing his 2014 self is a power move. that would be me if i met my 2014 self

thor with a braided beard!!!!! beautiful

thanos is like, a real threat and i love that

okay. i kinda saw it coming. i saw thor leave mjolnir behind and i thought "oh????". and then the shock of thanos being able to wield stormbreaker. and then fucking mjolnir moving!!!!! i was the only person in the theatre who yelled

but seriously!!!! steve wielding AND fighting with mjolnir!!!!! couldn't stop thinking about it all day!!!!!!!!! STEVE IS WORTHY!!!!!!!

parallels to thor going for the chest. it never works babies!

and just.... this was steve's moment. steve i-can-do-this-all-day rogers really fighting with every ounce of his body and soul against the most powerful being on earth. justice for him getting knocked after touching thanos for one second in iw!

and steve getting up again! all dirty and wounded!! trembling with exhaustuation and resolution!!! with his broken shield on his arm!!!! just him facing the biggest army of the universe!!!!! so powerful

sorry to destroy this epic moment, but like, okay. people had been reintegrated to life like, twenty minutes before. and i understand that they were all confused and out of place. but sam really needed ALL that time to just... try to communicate with steve????? ok

the "avengers..." *brings mjolnir with one hand while bracing his shield with the other* "assemble" moment was... oh my God. chills all over my body.

that One Moment where steve has stormbreaker on his hand... so fucking hot

the tony and peter reunion holy shit. the hug was everything i needed! like please just hug tony stark for ages

and tony and pepper fighting together!!! that's a power couple right there

i felt it when quill looked at gamora and just... stopped. im so sad his moment was played for laughs when it was obviously such an important moment for his character

thanos was so fucking scared of wanda that he put his own troops at risk to stop her for a little while. strongest avenger right there!

and carol coming back!!!! i was like

i felt so relieved at that point. i was like "yeah thanos is fucking over what's next"

no need to talk about all the women coming together to defend peter :')

thanos getting the gauntlet again... the nonono chanting came back

fucking CAROL trying to stop him. looking at him with such a determined face, like "you can't stop me from stopping you". it was so powerful he had to snatch one stone to stop her

and strange giving him the one finger to tony.... i knew what was coming holy shit. i knew it. they knew it.

tony really proved himself there. it was his best scene on the entire mcu, don't argue with me!!!!!! the way he stood there and took all the power of the stones, unmasked, unaffected, powerful and almighty

"i am... iron man" cue to ugly sobbing

tony knew there was no other way. pepper did, too... she knew exactly what she had to tell him. she was right. tony spent all of these years moved by selfishness first, then fear, then guilt. an endless battle since thanos was on his head. but the war was over. what mattered was that he saved everyone, and he sacrificed himself for everyone. a complete 180° from last movie's ending.... wow

gotta said... peter there felt a little bit out of place for me. i think it would've been more powerful if he didn't say anything, though peter is a teenager, i can get it

his arc with steve felt unfinished, too. i would've liked to see steve's reaction as well, since tony had told him he wanted everyone back and also for his family so survive. but whatever

im not against tony killing thanos instead of gamora and nebula but i would've liked if we saw them react to his death, at least:/ like a little parallel between nebula's reaction at the beginning and the end of endgame

the One stucky interaction here was pulled from cap1 and iw. i feel betrayed

bucky Knew what steve was going to do. i wonder if steve told him before or bucky just sensed it

you can't convince me steve would go back and carelessly dance with peggy knowing his friend is being used like a weapon by hydra and bound to kill tonys parents. nah nah. it all felt wrong

my steggy rights!!!

love that the russos foreshadowed cap!bucky on tws just to give the shield to sam at the end

anyways what the fuck bucky was all steve had but he lived the happiest life without it and left him alone on the 21st century? okay fuck y'all

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MCU Phase 4 is LIT. What's your ranking in terms of what you're most excited for??? From most to least, mine is Thor: Love and Thunder, Doctor Strange, Shang Chi, Falcon and Winter Soldier, Blade, Eternals, Wanda Vision, Loki, What If? Black Widow, and hawkeye. (I wish Black Widow was higher but I can't stand ScarJo. Sorry not sorry. lol) :D -ANON13

Hello Anon13 - long time no speak! I’m excited to see all of these Marvel projects! If there’s one I can skip it would definitely be Black Widow since ScarJo can’t seem to realize how ignorant her statements are but what are you going to do.

Thor Ragnarok was one of me favorite Marvel movies ever so I love that Taika and Tessa will be back (can we maybe fast forward the Natalie Portman scenes maybe? no me gusta).

Bring me more Stan and Mackie! Really intrigued by The Eternals (it would be nice to see some kick ass Angie again) and Shang Chi already has me with the addition of Awkwafina. And Mahershala as Blade! Woooooooo! And I almost forgot Tom as Loki. Can’t help it - I dig him.